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00:00The Lucy Show
00:12Starring Lucille Ball
00:17Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:30The Lucy Show
01:00The Lucy Show
01:30The Lucy Show
02:00Oh, Mr. Mooney, it's you
02:05It isn't the Japanese Sandman
02:08You frighten me
02:11Good
02:12Now, if you don't mind, I would like to dictate some letters, sleeping beauty
02:18Yes, sir
02:18Now, let me see
02:22This first letter goes to Rylander, Mosher, and Tebbit
02:27Gentlemen, in reply to your inquiry of the 15th, we...
02:32Am I keeping you awake?
02:33Am I keeping you awake?
02:36No
02:37Why don't you sleep at home?
02:41I can't because my television set is broken
02:44Now, what in the name of Rip Van Winkle has that got to do with it?
02:50Well, I have to watch television tonight. It puts me to sleep
02:54Well, why don't you get another one?
02:57I can't afford it. I'm not exactly working for Diamond Jim Brady, you know
03:01You won't be working for anyone if you don't stay awake
03:07Ah
03:08I'm sorry
03:09You sh...
03:10Mr. Mooney, would you lend me some money to rent a set for a few weeks?
03:14No
03:14I will, however, lend you a set
03:19Oh, thank you. You're very sweet
03:22I know
03:23Now, you can pick it up at my house after work. It's a portable
03:29Oh, thank you
03:30Now, can we get back to work?
03:33Yeah
03:33Uh, Rhinelander, Moser Tevich, gentlemen, in reply to your inquiry of the 15th
03:39We are pleased to inform you that we will grant your loan
03:43The interest can be amortized over a period of some...
03:47Uh, period of some...
03:49Thank you
04:03Gee, Mary Jane, wasn't it nice of Mr. Mooney to loan me this?
04:21Oh, yeah
04:25And I sure appreciate your help tonight
04:27Oh, think nothing of it, that's what friends are for
04:29Yeah, be careful of that step now, you got eggs in that bag
04:32Okay, I'll be careful
04:33That's right
04:34Oh, no
04:35Now you told me to be careful
04:37Oh, no
04:41Oh, no
04:42Now you told me to be careful
04:43Oh, no
04:44Oh, no
04:45Oh, no
04:46The set is ruined
04:47What am I gonna do?
04:48Well, you'll just have to watch television up at my place
04:51I mean about the set, I'm... Mr. Mooney will kill me
04:55Oh, well, you'll have to buy him a new set
04:58Oh, with what? I'm broke
05:01Oh, Mary Jane, look at that
05:04Can you lend me some money?
05:06No, I was gonna ask you for a loan
05:08That's why I was so nice and helped you
05:10Well, I just gotta get some money someplace
05:15Hey, Lucy
05:17Why don't you moonlight?
05:20Moonlight?
05:21Yeah, get an extra job at night
05:22I can't work day and night
05:24Why not? You don't sleep nights anyway
05:26You might as well work
05:27Yeah, that's right
05:30Let's look at the help wanted section
05:31Where's your newspaper?
05:33Right here
05:33Here, let's look in here
05:34Oh, look at this
05:36Well, now we'll find something
05:37Oh, he's gonna kill me
05:39See, now here's the female help wanted
05:41Hey, that looks interesting
05:45Phil's Fat Boy Burgers
05:48Girl wanted nights as car hop
05:51No experience necessary
05:52Me?
05:53Salary plus tips
05:54Hey, plus tips
05:56That sounds great
05:57I'm going right down there tonight
05:59Good
05:59And if you get the job
06:01I'll eat there every night
06:02Well, that's nice
06:03But do me a favor, will you
06:04And let some other girl wait on you
06:06Why?
06:07Because you're a lousy tipper
06:08Lucy
06:09Oh, you put that back together
06:11Yeah, yeah
06:12Thanks for talking on me
06:17Oh, you put it on her
06:19Hey, let's go
06:21Look, girl
06:22Go and come on
06:231
06:24Look, girl
06:24Go and move on
06:263
06:27Go, you put it on her
06:28Go, you put it on her
06:59Thank you, sir.
07:09Just a second.
07:13Oh, dear, sir.
07:15Now, this isn't what we ordered.
07:17Oh, please, sir.
07:19Please, please, please.
07:22Can I help you?
07:23I'm the manager.
07:25Now, what is wrong?
07:26Well, it's this waitress here.
07:27Now, we've been waiting for our food for half an hour.
07:29Then she not only brought the wrong order,
07:31but she spilled it all over my car.
07:34What is wrong with you?
07:35You haven't done anything right since you've been here.
07:38What?
07:39That's what I get for hiring a topless waitress.
07:44What do you mean, topless?
07:46No head.
07:48Now, clean that mess up.
07:50That's your number.
07:54Get your order.
07:54Hurry up.
07:56Come on.
07:56I don't...
07:57The help we get nowadays.
08:00You'll forgive me, please.
08:01I'll try and straighten everything out.
08:03Just clear with it, please.
08:04All right.
08:05But please get it for us soon, please, will you?
08:07Make sure you get it.
08:08Yes, sir.
08:09Don't worry about a thing.
08:11And hurry it up.
08:12All right.
08:13Right away, sir.
08:14All right away.
08:14Yes, I'll be right back.
08:24Oh, my, my, my.
08:34Here you are.
08:36And I'm terribly sorry you have to wait so long.
08:38Lady, you are amazing.
08:45My doctor's been trying to get me to diet for 10 years.
08:48And you succeeded in one night.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:53Let me help you.
08:54Let me help you.
08:55Oh, thank you.
08:56Uh, why don't you get what they want,
08:58and I'll finish cleaning this up.
09:00Well, now, that's very nice of you.
09:02Well, you seem to be having a tough time.
09:04And, uh, besides, you, you remind me of someone.
09:07Someone very close to me.
09:09Oh, your girlfriend?
09:10No, my mother.
09:11Oh, my mother.
09:11Oh, my mother.
09:41Oh, Mr. Mooney's office.
09:46Oh, hello, Mary Jane.
09:49Yeah.
09:50I got the job.
09:51I worked till five this morning.
09:53Oh, I'll say it's tough.
09:56And the old fat boy I work for
09:58is an upholstered Simon Legree.
10:01Oh, I never would have lasted,
10:04but some nice kid helped me all night.
10:07Oh, no.
10:08Mr. Mooney isn't here yet.
10:09Oh, I don't know how I'm going to get through the day
10:12and then go back to work again tonight.
10:15Huh?
10:16Well, I'm just going to have to take some no-sleep pills.
10:20You know, wake-up pills.
10:24Okay.
10:25I'll talk to you later.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:39Come on.
10:41Oh.
10:42Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, you frighten me.
11:19I'm sorry. I must have dozed off.
11:22I guess I haven't been very efficient lately.
11:25That is the greatest understatement since Noah said it looks like rain.
11:32Well, I'm sorry.
11:33Well, you should be.
11:34I thought when I loaned your television set, you'd do your sleeping at home instead of here in the office.
11:39So did I.
11:40And will you stop yawning?
11:42I can't help it.
11:44Well, you'd better do something to help yourself.
11:47I tell you.
11:59Mr. Carmichael?
12:00Yes, sir.
12:01Come over here.
12:03Come on.
12:04Now, hold out your little hand.
12:06That's it.
12:07I want you to take those.
12:09What are they?
12:10They're wake-up pills.
12:11Oh, I don't want to...
12:12Don't argue with me.
12:14Take them.
12:15Take them.
12:16Here's some water.
12:16Swallow them down.
12:17There you are.
12:19That's good, girl.
12:20That's fine.
12:21There.
12:22That's good.
12:23Thank you, sir.
12:26In a few minutes, I'll be my usual self again.
12:29Oh, I don't want that.
12:31I want some work out of you.
12:34Now, come on.
12:34Now, you do your filing.
12:36Get these typed up.
12:38And get your ledgers.
12:39Please bring them in here.
12:40And for heaven's sake, don't let me forget to sign the Jones letter.
12:44It's terribly important.
12:45Then I'll have some dictation to do later on.
12:47And will you please stay awake?
12:50All right.
12:51Now, go on.
12:52Go, go, go.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:29Here's a gentleman for you to sign, sir.
13:31Oh, thank you very much.
13:38Mrs. Tom, I didn't sign it, but Mrs. Tom.
13:41See, I just got to...
13:42There's your ledger, sir.
13:48Yes, sir.
13:48Right there's me.
13:49But the, uh, I didn't get the page.
13:51Mr. Mooney's office.
14:03Yes, sir.
14:03I'll tell him goodbye.
14:06That was Mr. Cheevery.
14:07Why don't you in his office for a conference at 2 o'clock?
14:09I'm going for my coffee break.
14:10Oh, boy, that was great, great.
14:17Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
14:18Wonderful.
14:27There you are.
14:32Hey, Artis, will you please sign those?
14:42You gotta stay awake if you want to get the work done.
14:57What's wrong?
14:58We've been waiting here for 45 minutes.
15:00Now, where's our order?
15:01Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
15:02This is ridiculous.
15:03Watch.
15:04I need to be right out there.
15:05I'll take your purse.
15:06Please, yes.
15:07Don't worry.
15:08I'll take care of everything.
15:14Why don't you use the right door?
15:16I did.
15:17It says out, doesn't it?
15:22Hang on, man.
15:23A cheeseburger and a malt.
15:24I didn't order a cheeseburger and a malt.
15:26Oh, um...
15:28Who ordered a cheeseburger and a malt?
15:31Over here.
15:33Oh, okay.
15:34One cheeseburger coming up.
15:38Here's the malt.
15:41I'm out for service.
15:48Now look what you did.
15:49What I did?
15:50Now look, Ty Floyd Mary.
15:52You've been here just two nights.
15:53And you already hold the West Coast record for broken dishes.
15:56Yes, sir, yes, sir.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58Deducted from my salary.
15:59What salary?
16:00Aren't you paying me?
16:01You already owe me $26.
16:03Now clean up that mess.
16:04Yes, sir.
16:05Oh, my number's up.
16:06How I wish it were.
16:10Oh, uh, hi there.
16:12Uh, uh, uh, hi there.
16:13Uh, uh...
16:15Uh, uh, hi there.
16:17Uh, uh...
16:18Uh, uh, hi there.
16:20Uh, uh...
16:21Uh...
16:22Uh, uh, hi there.
16:23Uh, uh...
16:24Uh, hi there.
16:25Uh, uh...
16:26Uh, hi there.
16:27Uh, uh...
16:28Tommy.
16:30Tommy, that's right.
16:31I'll be with you in a minute.
16:32No hurry.
16:33Take your time.
16:34Okay.
16:37Miss!
16:38Yes.
16:39Ah!
16:40What will you have, Tommy?
16:41Uh, I-I want a rare hamburger with everything on it.
16:50A rare hamburger, everything on it.
16:51Right.
16:52Okay.
16:53Oh, and, uh, a Fat Boy malt.
16:54A Fat Boy malt coming up right, right now.
16:57Ha-ha.
16:58Oh!
16:59Mr. Burton, you know, I told you about that first step.
17:01It's a dilly.
17:02Now, come on, get up, get up.
17:03Come on, come on.
17:04Come on.
17:05Come on, come on.
17:06Uh...
17:07Mr. Burton, you know, I told you about that first step.
17:09It's a dilly.
17:10Mr. Burton, you know, I told you about that first step.
17:22It's a dilly.
17:24Now, come on, get up, get up.
17:26Come on, come on.
17:35Uh-oh.
17:40Excuse me, son, what's your name?
17:46Uh, Tommy Watkins.
17:47Do you have any identification?
17:49Uh, yes, sir.
17:50May I see it, please?
17:51Yes, sir.
17:52What's this all about?
17:54Somebody answering your description was seen stripping a car last night.
17:57Oh, it wasn't me.
17:58I hope not, son.
18:00Well, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to come down to the station and answer a couple of questions.
18:03Oh, but I didn't do anything.
18:05If you didn't do anything, you don't have nothing to worry about.
18:07Now, let's get down the car.
18:08Uh, well, can I take my bike?
18:10No, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to come with us.
18:12Get your key, let's go.
18:21What's wrong?
18:22Where are they taking him?
18:23What happened?
18:24Oh, cops, they were stripping cars last night.
18:27Last night?
18:28He couldn't have.
18:29He was right here helping me all night.
18:31Oh, I better get down to the police and tell them that.
18:33Dumb, dumb, you're not going anywhere.
18:36I am shorthanded here.
18:38But I want to help him.
18:40He's innocent.
18:40Now, look.
18:41If he's innocent, he doesn't need any help.
18:43But he didn't do it.
18:45I'll only be gone a short time.
18:47If you leave here, you're fired.
18:50You can't fire me.
18:52Why not?
18:53I quit.
18:56You're fired!
18:57Mr. Mooney's office.
19:08Oh, hello, Mary Jane.
19:10Yes, I can talk.
19:12Mr. Mooney's not here yet.
19:14No, I'm not working there anymore.
19:16I got fired.
19:19Some teenage boy got arrested, and I knew he was innocent, so I went over to the police station
19:24and I got him out of it.
19:25Well, it's a long story.
19:27I'll tell you later.
19:28What?
19:30Well, I'll just have to raise the money some other way.
19:33Oh, Mary Jane.
19:35I know.
19:36Honesty is the best policy.
19:39Yeah, but I just can't tell him.
19:41Mr. Mooney, I broke your television set.
19:43I just told him goodbye.
19:47What?
19:48Is this about breaking my television set?
19:50Uh, well...
19:51Don't evade the question.
19:53Did you break it?
19:54Uh, yes.
19:55You're fired!
19:56Ah!
19:59And stop crying!
20:01Ah!
20:03Oh, don't act like a baby.
20:05You've been fired before.
20:07Ah, but not from two jobs in one day.
20:10What do you mean, two jobs?
20:13I was moonlighting as a waitress at night, and it's all your fault.
20:20My fault?
20:21Why is it my fault?
20:22Because I had to earn the money to pay for your broken television set, and now you're
20:27firing me out.
20:31Will you stop blubbering?
20:33Ah!
20:34All right, I won't fire you.
20:38Oh.
20:40Oh, that's nice of you.
20:42Nice my foot.
20:44If you're out of a job, you won't be able to pay me for my television set.
20:48That's what I mean.
20:50Well, uh, how much do I have to pay you?
20:52Well, now let me see.
20:53I'll deduct $25 a week from your salary until it is all paid off.
20:58$25 a week?
21:00Well, that doesn't even give me enough to live on.
21:02What are you trying to do, starve me to death?
21:04Oh, don't give me ideas.
21:06Now, then, we are going to get...
21:09Good morning.
21:09Oh, Mr. Chee was, uh, well, uh, nice to see you.
21:12I didn't expect to see you at all, sir.
21:14I didn't come here to see you.
21:15I came to see your secretary.
21:16What has she done now?
21:19A wonderful thing.
21:21Well, if she has done anything to discredit this bank, you may be assured, sir.
21:26What did she do?
21:27Yes, what did I do?
21:29That boy you helped last night happened to be the son of one of our largest depositors, Walter Watkins.
21:36How did you know I helped Tommy last night?
21:38Well, his father called this morning to tell me how pleased he was to be associated with a bank who had so many civic-minded people in their employ.
21:47Oh, he was most appreciative, Mrs. Carmichael.
21:49Oh, I'm glad.
21:51And as a reward, he wants you to have this little gift.
21:54Oh, Mr. Watkins didn't have to do that.
21:57Well, he wanted to.
22:00Go on, open it up.
22:02Oh, yes, sir.
22:03Oh, Mooney, we should be very proud of this girl.
22:07She is a credit to our bank.
22:09I've always said that, sir.
22:11Oh, a television set.
22:14Oh, this is the nicest gift I've ever received.
22:17And I hope you enjoy it.
22:19Oh, I will, I will.
22:22Mooney, she is a gem.
22:27Oh, gee, Mr. Mooney, isn't this a wonderful gift?
22:35Yes, it is, Mrs. Carmichael.
22:36And in view of the circumstances, I'm not going to deduct any money from your salary, and you will not have to buy a new set.
22:44I won't.
22:45No, I'll take this one.
22:47Oh, no!
22:49You can't.
22:49It's mine.
22:50Very well.
22:51It's yours.
22:53Enjoy it while you're standing in line outside the unemployment office.
22:57Oh, okay.
22:59It's yours.
23:00Good.
23:02Now then, wrap it up again.
23:03I'll take it home.
23:03I'll take it home.
23:04Oh, nice.
23:09Hello.
23:10Who?
23:11Well, send him in.
23:13Yeah.
23:17Mr. Mooney?
23:18Yes, sir?
23:18What can I do for you, sir?
23:20My name is Burton, and I own Phil's Fatboy Barbecue.
23:24Huh?
23:24And, uh, I'd like to borrow $1,000.
23:28$1,000.
23:29Well, no, I don't want you to think that I'm a bad businessman or anything like that, but you see, everything was going along just swell.
23:39Until a couple of nights ago, I hired a red-headed calamity Jane.
23:44And I went from drive-in to disaster area like that!
23:50Red-headed calamity Jane.
23:53You're correct.
23:54Mrs. Carmichael.
23:59Mrs. Carmichael.
24:02Come out.
24:03Come on.
24:04Come on, Mrs. Carmichael.
24:07That's a good girl.
24:08Stand up.
24:09Stand up.
24:10I want you to meet my secretary.
24:13Oh, John.
24:14Turn around, Mrs. Carmichael.
24:15I'll be at her.
24:25I'll kill her.
24:25No, no, no, you can't do that.
24:28Oh, thank you, Mr. Mooney.
24:29You stand in line.
24:30I'll kill her first.
24:32The Lucy Show.
24:51The Lucy Show.
24:51The Lucy Show.
25:00The Lucy Show.
25:09The Lucy Show.