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00:01Previously on The Handmaid's Tale
00:03You'll be acting as a global ambassador to represent our sacred republic
00:07This new grand plan of yours, what are you calling it?
00:10New Bethlehem
00:11A modernized island where Gilead refugees can come home
00:15And the promise of reuniting with long-lost family and friends
00:18Wait!
00:19You could've fucking killed her!
00:21Commander, it wasn't me!
00:22What's going on with your husband?
00:23He's been arrested
00:24The man who ran me over died
00:26She's right to be upset with him
00:28Rosie's always been sensitive
00:29You're not going back to DC?
00:31I think they can get by without me
00:35For a while
00:36We can't just let them win
00:37Mayday's fighting back
00:38You must need people to cross the border or get inside
00:41I wanna help
00:42I have some papers for you to sign
00:44They outline our agreement
00:46I look forward to working together
00:48If I'm arrested in Canada
00:49They will give Noah back to the Wheelers
00:51And I will never see him again
00:52June!
00:54June!
00:55Serena, you have to get off the train
00:57I can't do it
00:58June!
01:00June Osborne!
01:01June Osborne!
01:28June Osborne!
01:30June Osborne!
01:31June Osborne!
01:35I don't know.
02:05I don't know.
02:35I don't know.
03:05I don't know.
03:34I don't know.
03:41Hello?
03:46Hi there.
03:58You need some help?
04:01I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
05:01Hi there.
05:08I'm Abigail.
05:09Welcome to Canaan.
05:11Grace, mercy, and peace.
05:13But don't worry.
05:14You're still in Canada.
05:15You're not our first refugee to come through.
05:18Oh, I'm not a refugee.
05:23We can stay as long as you like.
05:27We're a faith-based community.
05:29There's only women and children here.
05:30Oh, look at this, darling.
05:33Children are a heritage from the Lord, aren't they?
05:36How much should we call you?
05:38Uh, Rachel.
05:40Okay.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:52I'm sorry.
05:55I'll kiss you.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:57I'm sorry.
06:01I am tired and low, though you are in love, if you are in love, let me be your eyes, pop into your darkness, so you won't be afraid.
06:18I am tired and low, though you are in love, let me stand to show you that you are alive, please put down your hands, cause I see you.
06:42I'll be your mirror, if lit what you are, in care you don't know, when the wind, the wind, the wind, the light on your door, you'll know that you are in love, oh she is adorable, and she is so smart.
07:12Sweetheart, so hard being a little genius, there we go, hi sweetheart, hi, oh, a little genius, you got a playpen, from the donation trailer, everybody here helps each other, I want to take a look at your arm, no, I am fine, it is a lot better.
07:38Is it still throbbing?
07:47No, no, it is much better, the meds helped and sleep helped.
07:51You know I can remove that for you, I have done it before, many times, you can leave that behind.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05No, I can't, not until all the handmaids are free.
08:10Well then, let me fix something for you, how about pancakes?
08:15Okay, sounds pretty good.
08:16Okay.
08:17We looked for you, we went to your apartment, the door was open and they torn apart all your books, they smashed that statue from Brazil, they destroyed everything.
08:32Hmm, well, they dragged me out, and they tried me out, and they tried me in their kangaroo court wearing masks. I couldn't even see their faces.
08:51Pussies. I saw a picture of you in the colonies. I thought you'd, how did you survive that?
09:16Well, a doctor is useful. It made me take care of the aunts and the guardians that kept his prisoner and killed my friends.
09:37But, I hung on with the hope that I might see you someday.
09:49What made you do that?
09:54I know you, and I know how I raised you. No matter how bad it got, I always had faith that you'd survive.
10:06And now, here you are.
10:18How'd you escape home?
10:22It was the army.
10:25They liberated my colony about six months ago.
10:28The U.S. Army?
10:29Yeah.
10:30What's left of them?
10:32I got sent here, and I tried to find out about you, but, you know, Gilead's cut Alaska off. No internet, no cell, no news. So, we had five minutes a week at the public phone, so I called every embassy, every refugee agency I could find, along with millions of other people, but I could never get through to anyone that could help me. So, I just...
10:57I came back the next week and tried again, and again and again. That's all I could do.
11:04This camp was, of course, meant to be temporary, but, you know, just a way station before moving on. To where? Somewhere else in Alaska? Or a spot in Hawaii? Or Guam? A wait list to long.
11:29Well, he would have been nice.
11:34I wanted to stay here as long as I could.
11:38Why?
11:39For you, sweetheart. I was waiting for you, and...
11:46So, what happened with Hannah?
11:59Um...
12:01Well, they took her. Then they captured me. And they gave her to a commander and a wife.
12:09But, you know, she's... she's alive. I've... I've... I've seen her.
12:16Yeah, I've seen her. She's... she's good. She's... she's healthy, and...
12:22Yeah, she's so... so beautiful. Oh, my God.
12:26And I have... really tried to save her. I've really tried to get her out.
12:36Yeah.
12:39I've gotten so close. So close.
12:42But, you know...
12:45But, you know...
12:51But I'm the last time I saw her, Mom. She...
13:01She didn't remember me, so...
13:03So...
13:07So, you know...
13:09But it...
13:10It's okay. She was still so beautiful.
13:28Oh, you are tough.
13:33But...
13:37When it is not over...
13:42Dad...
14:03Hey, man.
14:05It's good to see you.
14:13Did they make it to Alaska?
14:15Yeah.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Yeah.
14:20Yeah, Mark, where the train arrived.
14:22It's good to see you.
14:24Did they make it to Alaska?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Yeah, Mark, where the train arrived.
14:29All right.
14:30Can we call them?
14:31Oh, no, we can't. There's no cell service.
14:32And it's impossible to get to a phone. I'm...
14:33I'm sure she's been trying.
14:34Okay.
14:35Thanks for getting me out, man.
14:37Bye.
14:38Thanks for everything.
14:39I got you out of jail. I'm still working on expediting your hearing.
14:41How long is that gonna take?
14:43Three, maybe four months.
14:44What?
14:45Four months.
14:46Four months?
14:47Four months?
14:48Four months?
14:49He saved his wife from a fucking psychopath.
14:50And Luke's a refugee who committed a crime against a Canadian citizen.
14:53So I'm just stuck here.
14:55I can't take this shit.
14:57They ran you down in the street, man.
15:00They shot down your planes. I can't save Hannah.
15:02That wasn't your fault.
15:03I don't care.
15:04They still got my daughter.
15:05You know...
15:06...not what they do to those girls.
15:07Right?
15:08Right?
15:09Do you know what they do to those girls?
15:10Yes?
15:11Yes.
15:12And she's getting older every fucking day.
15:13I'm not just gonna sit here and be a woman.
15:15I'm not sure I'm not sure who he knows.
15:16You know what they do to those girls?
15:17Right?
15:18Right?
15:19Do you know what they do to those girls?
15:20Yes?
15:21Yes.
15:22Yes.
15:23And she's getting older every fucking day.
15:24Right, right? Do you know what they do to those girls? Yes? Yes
15:28And she's getting older every fucking day. I'm not just gonna sit here and wait. All right. I got to do something. So
15:35So what?
15:37So what?
15:39Mayday's doing something
15:41What wait what what are they doing?
15:44They want to identify the commanders who shot our planes down and kept you from Hannah and
15:50Killed them
15:54I'm in wait, you don't you don't even know what that means. It doesn't matter. I'm in
16:02I'm in
16:04I'm in
16:15Wait, no stop. I asked her to take those what?
16:24Because I'd like her to put them in the basement. We talked about this. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the house. The study is mine
16:31Yes, but we also talked about making the house look civilized
16:34And the house does look civilized
16:37But those are ugly and they ruin the room. The reason I have this room is so that I can keep my things in it
16:42What?
16:45Blessed day commander. Hey champ. What's the day?
16:51Come on in
16:59Don't touch these please
17:03I'm a commander
17:05You come here to finish the job should I grab my math card?
17:15Hmm
17:16Actually, I'm just here to give you a heads up. My father-in-law is on his way over
17:20Huh
17:21Look I had nothing to do with what happened to June
17:30I'm very familiar with the feeling of wanting to run her over with a truck, but this time it was not me
17:38Okay
17:40So you believe me?
17:44We can move on I believe you don't have the power or the capability
17:50There he is
17:56Joseph
17:59Always a pleasure
18:04You guys need a referee? No, we're good Nick's learned how to control his anger and I
18:11Learned how to duck. I'm still keeping an eye on it. Yeah, keep your eye on New Bethlehem
18:16We're drowning in applications. It's harder to get into than any preschool in Brooklyn ever was
18:22I'm happy for you, Joseph. I am it was a crazy idea
18:26But one built on mercy and forgiveness and for that I commend you
18:30Hmm. Thank you, Gabriel
18:32Who knew the numbers guy had a heart?
18:34Well, don't get me wrong. We're gonna make a lot of money
18:37Then you uh, trade route through New Bethlehem
18:39Is paying off handsomely
18:41We sell clean water and produce
18:43Import cars and electronics
18:45Everyone's happy
18:46And how did you deal with the hardliners on their security concerns?
18:50Their concerns
18:51Evaporated the moment they realized they could cross the border and pick up a mercedes and a rolex
18:57I have a question for you
18:59Shoot
19:02Where does mrs. Waterford fit into this?
19:04Serena?
19:06Yes
19:07Wouldn't you want her welcoming our citizens back home?
19:13That's not a terrible idea, actually
19:16Well, thank you
19:18I mean, Joseph, you made her our global ambassador, but we haven't heard anything from her for a while. Why?
19:23Is she still at the, um
19:26The wheelers?
19:28The wheelers turned out to be problematic
19:31And she just had a child
19:33She needs time to recuperate, maternity leave, and all that, you know, lady business
19:38Hmm
19:39Well, what do I know?
19:40But I would think you would want her here for the diplomatic visits at the least
19:46Help
19:47Whoa!
19:49What the hell?
19:51Angela, what are you, what are you doing?
19:53Naomi, come and, come and get your child
19:56We're, we're trying to have a meeting
19:58She's just a little kid
20:00Hey, come here
20:01Oh
20:02What do you say we go see your mother and get rid of this grumpy Gus here, huh?
20:08Where is she?
20:10We need to get Serena back
20:16We need to get Serena back
20:21If Wharton asks you to jump off a bridge
20:28No, I find the highest one and hope for the best
20:33Can we just, like, do we have to drag her back into all this?
20:42Do you know where she is?
20:44No
20:45No
20:46No, I just
20:47I can talk to the eyes, see if they have any leads
20:52Good
20:53Fine
20:54Time to bring Serena back to Gilead
20:58Nah, I'm not, I'm not staying here
21:03Okay, yeah, I get why you want to help, but who knows what you're getting into
21:07We'll be careful
21:09Hey, what's going on with your place?
21:11Uh, well, the family downstairs got booted this morning and sent to a shelter
21:16They had to leave half their stuff in the street
21:18The fucking government
21:19Mm-hmm
21:20And I know I'm next
21:23I'll help you
21:24They're pushing all of us out, so it's just a matter of time, we're right
21:28I, um, I might visit New Bethlehem
21:32Rita, no
21:34They might have a lead on my sister
21:36Look, I get that, but you, you can't trust them
21:40Okay
21:43What is this here?
21:44Oh, all right, don't say anything about what we're doing, all right?
21:48Hey, June?
21:51Luke?
21:52Hey
21:54Wait
21:55Luke, what are you doing?
21:57Luke
21:58Luke, are you out?
21:59Yeah, yeah, Mark pulled some strings and
22:01Yeah, I'm gonna, I'll put you on speaker
22:03I'm gonna put you on speaker
22:04Hi! June!
22:05Hi!
22:06Hi!
22:07Hi!
22:08How are you?
22:09How's Nicole?
22:10Oh, she's, um, she's good, Nicole's good
22:13We're, we're, we're here, but here, hold on one second, okay?
22:16I want you to say hi to someone
22:18Oh, hello, Luke
22:20What, Holly?
22:21Holly?
22:22Holly?
22:23Oh, my God
22:24Moira!
22:25Are you here now?
22:26Holly!
22:27Are you all right?
22:28Yes, yes, and don't you worry, I'm taking good care of these girls
22:31And listen, we don't get much time on these calls, so I'll, I'll see you soon
22:34Okay, I love you
22:35Bye
22:40Okay, I'll be right there
22:42Hey, June
22:43Hi
22:44Your mom?
22:45That's fucking, that's amazing, that's so good
22:48I know, I know, I know
22:50And, and, and you, Nicole, you, you got there on the train, alright?
22:54Yeah, we're okay
22:55We're okay
22:56June?
22:57June?
22:58You?
22:59You won't believe, you won't believe this, but Serena was on the train with, with Noah
23:09Wait, Serena?
23:11Serena?
23:12How was that?
23:13Luke, I don't know, I don't know what happened to them, so
23:18Anyway, I don't have much time, so can you tell me what's happening? Are they, are they gonna dismiss your case, or?
23:26No, I gotta wait for my hearing
23:29Okay, how long is that?
23:31It's a couple of months, but, uh
23:33What?
23:34Yeah, I know, I know
23:35Mark's got the best lawyers, and, and, and we got a really strong case, yeah, so don't worry about me
23:41Okay, alright, okay
23:43Well, we'll just
23:44Wait, we'll wait
23:47We only get one call a week, but I will call you, I will call you next week, okay?
23:53Alright, alright, you better
23:55I will, I will
24:01I miss you
24:07I love you
24:11I love you
24:41Junior Nicole said
25:08My train made it to Alaska
25:11It's encrypted.
25:18If you can't pick up when I call, try me back ASAP.
25:23Also,
25:24we need the schedule of Gilead patrols in the marked areas.
25:32No man's land?
25:33Why does the U.S. military need to know our patrols' arms?
25:37Or is Mayday trying something?
25:41What's Mayday?
25:43You know you ran through the paramilitary, those people you get from Mayday, they're not trained.
25:48They're teachers and pharmacists, Uber drivers.
25:51They believe in freedom. They want their country back.
25:55Well, they don't stand a chance.
25:57The Guardians will capture them and give them straight to the eyes or just shoot them on the spot.
26:03How many bodies you let them throw in the fire?
26:06When's enough enough?
26:09When there's no one left.
26:11It's a fight.
26:12Let's go.
26:42Ooh, this is one of Mommy's favorites.
26:48Ah, yes.
26:50Poor thing, though.
26:51She had to do everything by herself.
26:53No one to help her.
26:55Yeah.
26:56Can you believe that?
26:57Can you believe that?
26:59It's a good way.
27:12Yeah, absolutely.
27:14Yeah.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Yeah.
27:20Yeah.
27:21Yeah.
27:23Those are coming in nicely.
27:50How many tomatoes have you picked today, little man?
27:53Oh, he was no help at all.
27:55I slept the whole day.
27:57Don't step on my azaleas.
28:19Don't step on my azaleas.
28:22It was one time, Dad.
28:25One time.
28:28Glad to have you at home.
28:31It's good to be back.
28:37How's the book, Tori?
28:40Small, but people seem to really be responding.
28:43They're hungry for change, faith.
28:47I see it from my pulpit.
28:49These are dark days.
28:51People need to believe in something.
28:55I'm glad they're looking to you.
28:58No, let's go get some lemonade.
29:01I want to hear all about that boy who won't leave you alone.
29:04His name is Fred.
29:06Fred.
29:06Fred.
29:22Lawrence has completely tied his future to New Bethlehem's.
29:26And yours.
29:30He can see Gilead's future.
29:36Do you know why we call ourselves Sons of Jacob?
29:40It's because too many of us had to make do without real fathers.
29:50I know your mother tried her best, but she had to work outside the home, didn't she?
29:55She liked her job.
29:57I'm sure she did.
30:00No mother would choose to cook at a diner instead of for her own family at home.
30:10I know your father was a difficult man.
30:14That's one way of putting it.
30:19Yeah.
30:20I'm Waterford.
30:25Now Lawrence.
30:27You've let these men come into your life and guide you.
30:32Look, I've never been confused about the roles they played in my life.
30:40Well, you'll be a father soon.
30:47And you'll set the standard for your son.
30:52And remember, every choice you make, ask yourself what kind of example you're setting for him.
31:01How's he gonna feel?
31:03Will this help him?
31:07Or hurt him?
31:08Make good choices, son.
31:09That's all you have to do.
31:14You have so much potential.
31:27You have so much.
31:28You have so much potential.
31:34You have to do what you're doing.
31:42You have so much potential that you're looking for.
33:14Just try to pick up next time, all right?
33:16Because it's really hard to call.
33:18I'm going to keep trying, but...
33:19You're okay.
33:23God, I just hope you're okay.
33:24We miss you.
33:27I love you.
33:29Look at you.
33:50Oh, we're lucky God brought you here to us, Rachel.
33:59You know, my name isn't Rachel.
34:03This is Waterford.
34:04I knew when I met you two months ago.
34:07I read your book.
34:09And I welcomed you here anyway.
34:16I know what people think of the things that I've done.
34:21What do you think of the things you've done?
34:23I wanted to serve the glory of God.
34:30Is that all?
34:35It didn't go as planned.
34:38It went wrong.
34:41All by itself.
34:43That was wrong.
34:50So said it right.
34:52You know he's watching.
34:53I wish I had more time to attend to your roses, but...
35:05I've just been so busy.
35:15Something big is about to happen, Dad.
35:18We're about to change the country.
35:25We're finally living up to God's word, and...
35:29And the whole world is going to become a new Garden of Eden.
35:35Just like you always wanted.
35:36I wanted.
35:48You don't write?
36:17You don't call?
36:18Blessed day, Joseph.
36:24Blessed day, Serena.
36:27Naomi.
36:29This is Lawrence.
36:31This isn't Gilead, Commander.
36:33You're trespassing.
36:35We come in peace.
36:41Just need a little of your time.
36:43I don't know.
36:48I don't know.
36:49I can't say that.
36:50I can't say that I'm surprised.
37:02I can't say that.
37:02I can't say that I'm surprised.
37:03This is cute.
37:06It's only women?
37:07It's a community that supports each other and serves God.
37:11Men make a mess of things.
37:12You're bored out of your mind.
37:18I need you, New Bethlehem.
37:21I need Serena Joy Waterford.
37:24You told me there was no place for a woman like me in Gilead.
37:28You'll be happy to know.
37:29It turns out that I was wrong.
37:32New Bethlehem is not the Gilead you remember.
37:34It's kinder, gentler.
37:36It's what Gilead could have been.
37:38It's what it could become with your help.
37:40And you would be the face of progress, reform.
37:45More photo ops?
37:48Come on, Serena.
37:50You know that I know that you're much more than a pretty face.
37:54No, you'd have real influence.
37:56I promise you.
37:57Independence.
37:57As a woman with a child, you know that I would be forced to remarry.
38:04Women can live on their own in New Bethlehem.
38:06They can read, right?
38:08Do business.
38:08Turns out it's crazy what women are capable of.
38:11Hmm.
38:13I don't know.
38:14I feel God here.
38:17Well, can't you feel him there?
38:19I thought God was everywhere.
38:20If not, bring him along.
38:22Show other people the way.
38:23Isn't that your true purpose, Serena?
38:26Isn't that your calling?
38:33The eyes know where you are.
38:35It's only a matter of time before the wheelers do, too.
38:55Hold on.
38:56You were here yesterday and the day before.
38:59I couldn't get through, okay?
39:01It's an emergency.
39:02Yeah, they're all emergencies.
39:03Wait in line.
39:04Come on.
39:07It's the last time.
39:08Promise.
39:12Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
39:16Mark, it's June.
39:19Call him Katsuki.
39:20Mm-hmm.
39:28Mayday?
39:28Yeah.
39:29They fucking volunteered.
39:31To do what?
39:33I don't know.
39:34And now Luke and Moira are stuck in no man's land, and they can't get them out.
39:38My God.
39:40But what are you doing?
39:42The American Embassy's gonna fly me out.
39:45I'm gonna help get them back.
39:46What are you talking about?
39:48You're not a spy.
39:49You're not a soldier.
39:50You don't really know what I've done, Mom.
39:53Then tell me.
39:55Okay.
39:56There's a commander, and he's working with the Americans now.
39:58Well, he can help, but he has stopped responding to their calls.
40:03So?
40:05He'll respond to me.
40:11Is he Nicole's father?
40:12So you were his handmaid?
40:19No.
40:19No.
40:20No, he was my commander's driver.
40:25Drivers are eyes.
40:28He was an eye, and now he's a commander?
40:31I'm sorry.
40:36Okay.
40:38You did what you had to do.
40:40But this man, you cannot trust him.
40:43This could be a trap to get you and Nicole.
40:45No.
40:46No.
40:47No.
40:47Nick, he loves Nicole.
40:49He really, he loves Nicole.
40:50He's, he's not like that.
40:52They're all like that.
40:54They're monsters.
40:56No, not him.
40:57No, not him.
40:58You're lying to yourself.
41:00Even when I was patching them up, I knew what they were.
41:03Right.
41:04So what should I do?
41:04Should I leave them there?
41:06Leave Luke and Moira there to get caught, tortured, executed?
41:09There has to be another way.
41:11There is no other way.
41:12The only way is to show up and to fight, which is what you taught me.
41:17And I was wrong.
41:19I lost.
41:20I gave up so much time with you, and God, do I regret it.
41:25All you can do is survive and protect the people that you love.
41:29That is what I am doing.
41:31And this commander, this Nick, is he one of those people?
41:36You have, you have no idea what you're talking about.
41:40It's not, you know.
41:42I know my daughter fucked a Nazi and is running across the country to see him again.
41:46Fuck you.
41:47You want to go?
41:48Fine.
41:48Fine, go ahead.
41:50But leave that child here with me.
41:53Why?
41:53So you can abandon her too?
42:03Mom.
42:03Mom.
42:18Well, all are welcome at my table.
42:36Would you like to say, Grace?
42:41Um, I'm, I'm more of a pray in silence kind of guy.
42:49It's deeply personal to me.
42:52Okay.
42:53Mrs. Lawrence.
42:57Yes.
42:59Well, thank you, God, for this blessed meal and for your love and for these new friends
43:19in this place on, um, um, the things.
43:26And we know that all things work together for the good, for those who love God, for those
43:32who are called according to his purpose, and for whom he has called, he has also justified,
43:38and for whom he has justified, he has also glorified, for he gives us hope and a future.
43:47He gathers us all together from the places he has banished, and he will bring us back from
43:52the exile.
43:55Amen.
43:55Amen.
43:56Amen.
43:57Amen.
43:57Amen.
44:04I want to thank everybody here for welcoming Noah and I.
44:20When we had nothing and nowhere to go, you opened up your homes and your hearts, and for that
44:32I am forever grateful.
44:36But now it is time for us to leave.
44:39God has a plan for me, just like he did with Elijah and Moses and Noah, and I cannot hide
44:54from his plan anymore.
44:59The world is broken, and I am being called to heal it.
45:05Every time that I tried to find you, I got the runaround or...
45:33some recording, or no answer at all, I felt a little relief.
45:40Because if no one could tell me where you were, it meant you could still be alive somewhere.
45:48But if I got through, and someone said you were gone...
45:55holding onto the hope that you were alive, it kept me going.
46:02And it just got you back.
46:07I can't lose you again.
46:12I didn't mean what I said.
46:19I know you didn't abandon me.
46:27I know that.
46:39I know you need to go.
46:42And I know I wasn't the mother I should have been.
46:45But please, June, please leave her here with me.
46:49I promise you I will take care of her with every fiber of my being.
46:55I wasn't there for you.
46:58For him.
47:01Let me be there for her, please.
47:06Please.
47:25It's not for long, okay?
47:28Because I'm going to go there, and I'm going to get them, and then I'm going to come right back, alright?
47:36Nicole and I will be right here waiting for you.
47:40Okay.
47:41Nicole.
47:54Mom.
47:59When she was born...
48:05I named her after you.
48:08Her name is Holly.
48:13It's her real name.
48:38Mommy's going to have to go for a little while, okay?
48:43But I'm going to be back really soon.
48:45And I'm going to bring back Daddy and Andy Moira.
48:49And we're all going to be here together with Grandma, alright?
48:52You like that?
48:53What's that?
48:54Should we bring this over?
48:56What's that?
48:57Oh, I'm going to put that on there.
49:01Here we go.
49:03Perfect.
49:05Perfect.
49:08Oh.
49:09Let's go.
49:10Let's go.
49:11Let's go.
49:12Let's go.
49:13Let's go.
49:15Perfect.
49:16Perfect.
53:23Hey.
53:25My name is June.
53:30Let's bring them home.