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00:34:40C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:35:10C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:35:40C'est bon.
00:35:42Well, aren't you guys in a celebratory mood?
00:35:45Celebrating Benny's promotion, huh?
00:35:48You little prick, right?
00:35:50Now, I bet he has sucked more dick than you to get where you are.
00:35:54Right there, Benny, right?
00:35:57Come on, relax, sweet tits, okay?
00:35:59We're just having some fun, all right?
00:36:01Let's have another shot.
00:36:03Hey, you want to move this party upstairs?
00:36:06Whoa, whoa, group, group table here.
00:36:09Oh, Warren, man, quick.
00:36:11Shut the fuck up, Benny, all right?
00:36:13Drink your drink, all right?
00:36:14She can take it.
00:36:15She can take pretty much anything I can give her, right?
00:36:19Huh?
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:21Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:36:24You fucking slut!
00:36:26You know how many cocks you would have to sit on to pay for a shirt like this?
00:36:29All right, that's fucking up.
00:36:30Mish!
00:36:31Uh, something going on over here?
00:36:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:38Mind your own fucking business, pal, okay?
00:36:41No, he's not gonna mind his own business because he's my bodyguard.
00:36:45And if you don't shut the fuck up, he's gonna beat the crap out of you.
00:36:48Oh, wow.
00:36:55Tough guy.
00:36:56You heard him.
00:37:01If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you.
00:37:08I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
00:37:10Fuck this.
00:37:23Wait, wait!
00:37:26Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:28What are you, using me?
00:37:29Is, like, some sort of pimp or something?
00:37:30Okay, we're using each other.
00:37:31You get what you want, and I get what I want.
00:37:32I can't beat up five guys.
00:37:33I'm not Bruce Lee.
00:37:34They're not gonna talk.
00:37:35They're not gonna actually do anything.
00:37:36Probably.
00:37:38Think how great your article will be.
00:37:41Just don't get me killed, okay?
00:37:43Thanks.
00:37:44I'm sorry.
00:37:45I'm sorry.
00:37:46I'm sorry.
00:37:47I'm sorry.
00:37:48I'm sorry.
00:37:49I'm sorry.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:51I'm sorry.
00:37:52I'm sorry.
00:37:53I'm sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry.
00:37:55Thanks.
00:37:58Who keeps texting you?
00:38:00People text.
00:38:01Friends text.
00:38:02I'm sure you text.
00:38:03Yeah, but that's, like, the text frequency
00:38:04of a very desperate woman.
00:38:05Hey, we're done here, right?
00:38:07Yeah, I guess.
00:38:10Alright.
00:38:11I'll see you later.
00:38:14Just like that!
00:38:15Since when does a pimp have to explain anything to his hoe?
00:38:21It does seem like he says,
00:38:24You'll be there, right?
00:38:25Do you know what this situation happens?
00:38:26We have 10,000 times.
00:38:27There are a few days each week,
00:38:28but he's on the pimp.
00:38:31So did you see what he wants?
00:38:32Maybe he wants to explain anything.
00:38:33It's all about the pimp.
00:38:34Oh, my.
00:38:35Okay.
00:38:36If he posts the pimp.
00:38:37If he's on the pimp,
00:38:38Oh, my.
00:38:39Oh, my.
00:38:40My goodness.
00:38:41I'm sure.
00:38:42It was 0.
00:38:43Sous-titrage MFP.
00:39:13Musique du générique
00:39:43Musique du générique
00:40:13I only caught the end, but I think you were doing a little too much...
00:40:23You followed me.
00:40:24Yeah, I followed you.
00:40:25All that text messaging, you were giving me like a creepy drug pin vibe.
00:40:29I need to know what it was, and now I know.
00:40:33No, a prostitute was worried about being linked to a seedy underworld.
00:40:37Yeah, if you're going to be in charge of my safety, I need to know that you're not going to just sketch off and leave me with a potentially dangerous client.
00:40:43I thought you said this wasn't going to be dangerous.
00:40:45It's not going to be dangerous for you.
00:40:46I'm a sitting duck out there.
00:40:48Look, you're my ticket to that job.
00:40:50Okay, I'm not just going to leave you.
00:40:53I just wanted to be clear.
00:40:55What clear?
00:40:56Perfect.
00:40:59How'd you meet her?
00:41:01Who?
00:41:01The girl you had been to over the bathroom sink.
00:41:04I'm sure she has a name.
00:41:13I'm sure she does.
00:41:15But I don't know.
00:41:17Okay, look.
00:41:18That app connected us.
00:41:19All right?
00:41:20What do I care if she's on her shift break?
00:41:21Is this a rare occurrence?
00:41:27No.
00:41:29This is fascinating.
00:41:31Do you get tested?
00:41:34Often.
00:41:35What's been your worst scare?
00:41:36Hep B.
00:41:37Hep C.
00:41:39Seriously?
00:41:40Seriously.
00:41:41But you're all like it.
00:41:41Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:42You?
00:41:43Oh, I'm fine.
00:41:44That two-week wait?
00:41:45Holy shit, right?
00:41:47I couldn't eat.
00:41:48I couldn't sleep.
00:41:51The worst part is
00:41:53going to that clinic
00:41:55and sitting all alone.
00:41:58It's awful.
00:42:00And the place smells like a funeral home.
00:42:04The hung poster
00:42:06of the ethnically diverse
00:42:08STD-free people
00:42:09just kind of smiling there.
00:42:11Yeah, what the fuck is that about?
00:42:16Hey, I don't know
00:42:17what you're doing on Sunday,
00:42:19but I'm headed to my dad's house
00:42:20for dinner.
00:42:21You want me to meet your family?
00:42:24No, my family.
00:42:25I mean, it's just my dad
00:42:26and my sister.
00:42:28But, yeah, it'll be fun.
00:42:31What's this really about?
00:42:34What do you mean?
00:42:35I thought it was a poor form
00:42:36to bring your work home with you.
00:42:37Well, you're a presentable piece of work.
00:42:42Okay, look.
00:42:43My family thinks that
00:42:44I'm kind of like a big fuck-up.
00:42:46And, well, you're smart
00:42:47and pretty
00:42:48and personable
00:42:49and if I were to bring someone
00:42:50like you home,
00:42:51you know,
00:42:52I think I'm getting my shit together.
00:42:56You think I'm pretty?
00:42:58Look, just...
00:43:00do you know me?
00:43:01I suppose I'll wear something tasteful
00:43:05and girlfriend-y.
00:43:08But I'm not holding your hand
00:43:10and you can't call me babe
00:43:11or boo
00:43:11or anything that starts with a B.
00:43:13Oh, my God, Monkey,
00:43:14you're going to be great.
00:43:14Don't even.
00:43:15With all the time you're spending
00:43:21on this article,
00:43:22it better be good, man.
00:43:23It's good, I think.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:27Wow.
00:43:28You sound super confident.
00:43:30How far into it are you?
00:43:31I'm still in the researching stage.
00:43:35You're going to tell me
00:43:35what it's about or what?
00:43:37Nope.
00:43:39Why?
00:43:40You're just going to be annoying about it.
00:43:42Am I ever annoying?
00:43:43All right, fine.
00:43:45It's just some profile
00:43:47on some girl.
00:43:48Some other.
00:43:50And she's topical?
00:43:51Why?
00:43:53Well, she went to Stanford.
00:43:56Second to your school, but...
00:43:58And, you know,
00:44:01men pay her for sex.
00:44:07You're doing a profile
00:44:08on a prostitute?
00:44:09Well,
00:44:10I'm going to get technical about it,
00:44:12I guess.
00:44:13but...
00:44:13Well,
00:44:13they do say,
00:44:14write what you know.
00:44:15What are you fucking doing?
00:44:28Like this one?
00:44:29You didn't tell me
00:44:39you were Bruce fucking Wayne.
00:44:41Is this new money?
00:44:43Old money?
00:44:44What's going on here?
00:44:45My dad was a songwriter
00:44:46in the 70s.
00:44:48Probably a bunch of classics
00:44:49that you've never heard of
00:44:51and none that I care to remember.
00:44:57Okay.
00:45:03You look like
00:45:04Betty White's granddaughter.
00:45:06Did you win
00:45:06your chess tournament?
00:45:07I did, actually.
00:45:08I look great.
00:45:10Shit, how do I address the butler?
00:45:11I've never done this.
00:45:12I don't have a butler.
00:45:14Ahem, hey!
00:45:15I was beginning to think
00:45:16you forgot about me.
00:45:17You?
00:45:18Come on.
00:45:18Hey, I'm Natalie.
00:45:19Holy shit.
00:45:20You're pretty.
00:45:22Well,
00:45:22you're adorable yourself,
00:45:24little lady.
00:45:24This is my sister.
00:45:25But you're like
00:45:25so fucking pretty.
00:45:29You're, uh,
00:45:30you're so fucking pretty.
00:45:31I like her.
00:45:37See,
00:45:37dad's not getting on you
00:45:38about the cursing.
00:45:39If he's gonna make me
00:45:40play JV football,
00:45:41he's gonna have to deal
00:45:42with the cursing
00:45:42I'm exposed to.
00:45:43Why is he making you
00:45:46play football?
00:45:46Because Mitch quit
00:45:47when he was in high school
00:45:48and he doesn't want me
00:45:49ending up like him.
00:45:50Why?
00:45:50What's wrong with Mitch?
00:45:51Dad says he's poor
00:45:52and will continue to be poor
00:45:53if he keeps working
00:45:54in a dying industry.
00:45:56Wait here.
00:45:59Home.
00:46:00I love it.
00:46:02Mitch is here!
00:46:05He's on to some
00:46:06workout video these days.
00:46:12Mitchell!
00:46:13Ha ha ha.
00:46:16Dad, hey.
00:46:17It's a...
00:46:18Ha, yeah.
00:46:19Let's see ya.
00:46:19Yeah, yeah.
00:46:20You too.
00:46:22You're wearing
00:46:22your contact lenses
00:46:23again, aren't you?
00:46:24Yeah.
00:46:25You look a lot less
00:46:26anal without your glasses.
00:46:28Thank you.
00:46:29I think.
00:46:31And this must be?
00:46:32I'm Natalie.
00:46:33Gorgeous.
00:46:34Just gorgeous.
00:46:36I'm Charles.
00:46:36You have a beautiful home.
00:46:38Nah, it's alright.
00:46:39It's been a while
00:46:40since Mitchell
00:46:41brought a girlfriend
00:46:42around here.
00:46:42How long you two
00:46:43been dating?
00:46:45Uh...
00:46:46Six.
00:46:47Four...
00:46:47Four to six months.
00:46:49We average enough to find.
00:46:50The beginning is always weird.
00:46:51Does it start with
00:46:52the first text message,
00:46:53the first kiss?
00:46:54First kiss.
00:46:55Totes.
00:46:56Totes.
00:46:57Monkey, why don't you
00:46:58write that down?
00:46:58First kiss.
00:47:00Stanford.
00:47:02That's impressive.
00:47:02I knew a girl from Stanford once.
00:47:06Twice, actually.
00:47:09Natalie's running her own
00:47:10tutoring business.
00:47:11Can you tutor me in biology?
00:47:13My teacher's got it out for me.
00:47:14She's a grade-A cunt.
00:47:16Language.
00:47:17JV football.
00:47:19I wish I could,
00:47:20but I only teach math.
00:47:21Ha!
00:47:22Mitchell was never any good at math.
00:47:24Emily here's a whiz.
00:47:25Look at that.
00:47:25Ten minutes before putting me down.
00:47:27It's a new record.
00:47:28Not everybody is good
00:47:29at the same things, Mitchell.
00:47:31Dad doesn't think Mitch
00:47:32applies himself
00:47:32and says he looks to blame
00:47:34other people for his problems.
00:47:36I think Mitch is gonna be just fine.
00:47:39I've actually been reading
00:47:39the article that he's writing
00:47:40for that magazine
00:47:41and it's really good.
00:47:43He's a great writer.
00:47:45Well, that's great news, Mitchell.
00:47:47What's it about?
00:47:48The article.
00:47:49Uh, it's, um...
00:47:52Well, you know when, um...
00:47:54How would I describe this?
00:47:59Yeah.
00:47:59It's about me.
00:48:01And my business.
00:48:03The learning habits of children
00:48:05and what motivates them and such.
00:48:08Wow, can't wait to read that one.
00:48:10No offense.
00:48:11Yeah, no disrespect
00:48:13to your profession, Natalie,
00:48:14but it seems like
00:48:14if this is a one-shot audition thing,
00:48:16why not just do something
00:48:17a little more, I don't know,
00:48:19risque?
00:48:20Oh, I have a feeling
00:48:21if the article gets published,
00:48:22the, uh, the risque will pop out.
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:34Hey.
00:48:35Hey.
00:48:38She's pretty great, huh?
00:48:39Yeah, you might want to hang on to that one.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:44Hey, do you mind if I, uh...
00:48:45Uh, sure.
00:48:48What can I do for you?
00:48:50So, do you remember last week...
00:48:57Do you remember last week
00:49:01when I was short on rent?
00:49:03Well, since I'm not going to find out
00:49:04about this article
00:49:05for a few more weeks,
00:49:06I'm going to be short next week, too.
00:49:08Mitchell, you know that
00:49:09I don't mind helping you out,
00:49:10even though my therapist
00:49:11is begging me to stop enabling you.
00:49:12Well, it's just until I get this job,
00:49:14and by the way,
00:49:15it's looking good,
00:49:15so I'm sure your therapist
00:49:16will be fine with that.
00:49:17It's not just Dr. Polanski.
00:49:20Yeah?
00:49:24It's Crystal, as well.
00:49:26Who's Crystal?
00:49:27She's my astrologist.
00:49:28I'm sorry, you're what?
00:49:28My astrologist.
00:49:29She says when Mercury is in retrograde,
00:49:32like it is right now,
00:49:35I can't do anything financially.
00:49:36In fact, she's instructed me
00:49:37to freeze all my accounts for the month.
00:49:43That, the...
00:49:44This is the last time.
00:49:47I swear.
00:49:50Mitchell,
00:49:50I'm sorry,
00:49:51I wish I could help you out.
00:49:54Retrograde is retrograde.
00:49:57Right, uh...
00:49:59Retrograde.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:04Okay, then.
00:50:06Oh, have you gone to any of those meetings
00:50:08that Dr. Polanski suggested
00:50:10for the sex thing?
00:50:10No, I didn't.
00:50:11You really might want to go.
00:50:12He can help you.
00:50:15We're going to do that?
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:16Okay, baby.
00:50:22Hey, just text us when you, uh,
00:50:23you get picked up, all right?
00:50:24I'll get a ride home from one of the girls.
00:50:27Have fun.
00:50:28Thanks.
00:50:30Hey, thanks for being so cool
00:50:31at dinner tonight.
00:50:32I know my dad could be
00:50:33a little much.
00:50:35No, they're cool.
00:50:38I had fun.
00:50:39Although, if you do get this job,
00:50:41don't tell your dad
00:50:42that I'm your prostitute muse.
00:50:44It'll break his heart.
00:50:46I really think he likes you.
00:50:48I know.
00:50:49I know my dad could be a little too.
00:50:50I know my dad could be a little too.
00:50:51I know my dad could be a little too.
00:50:53So, uh...
00:50:55Probably want to go home now.
00:50:58What, are you kicking me out?
00:50:59No, I'm just saying.
00:51:01Gears are out if you want it.
00:51:04Yeah, what I want to do
00:51:06is I want to drink wine
00:51:07on the porch
00:51:08of that giant fucking
00:51:09Scarface mansion.
00:51:10C'est ce que je veux faire.
00:51:11Alors, c'est ça.
00:51:14Pourquoi tu vas à un bar pour prendre des gars ?
00:51:17Pourquoi tu as un profil d'online ?
00:51:19Je ne suis pas un fan de la Internet.
00:51:21Non, c'est un peu comme ça, donc je ne sais pas.
00:51:26Non, vraiment, pourquoi est-ce que tu es un escort ?
00:51:29Je ne veux pas entendre de l'économie de l'économie.
00:51:32Tu peux faire tout ce que tu veux.
00:51:37Je ne peux pas avoir un job.
00:51:38Oh shit, je ne crois pas.
00:51:43Ok, look, c'est off the record.
00:51:46Ok.
00:51:47No, je suis sérieux.
00:51:49Tu ne peux pas mettre ça dans l'article.
00:51:51Ok.
00:52:02Quand je suis un senior en college,
00:52:04I made a list of the guys that I had sex with in school.
00:52:07And I put it into this PowerPoint presentation
00:52:10with pictures and things like dick size estimates.
00:52:13I mean, it was awesome.
00:52:15And I forwarded it to a bunch of my girlfriends.
00:52:18It's a stupid joke.
00:52:19Is there, like, a lot of guys on this list?
00:52:24What's a lot?
00:52:25I don't know, like 20s, 30s, 9s?
00:52:31There was a lot.
00:52:35I was in college.
00:52:36I enjoy sex.
00:52:38And I don't think that that is anything to be ashamed of.
00:52:44But one of my asshole friends
00:52:46decides to forward it to one of her guy friends
00:52:49who forwards it to one of his guy friends
00:52:51and even before you know it,
00:52:52it's hit all the major blogs.
00:52:54The Huffington Post.
00:52:56Piers Morgan was gracious enough
00:52:59to use me as an example on CNN
00:53:01in supporting his claim that our selfie generation
00:53:05is the demise of civilization as we know it.
00:53:10I remember reading about this.
00:53:11That's me.
00:53:12That's you.
00:53:13That's me.
00:53:17Try getting a job when every Google search of your name
00:53:19has the word whore next to it.
00:53:23I figure if I'm going to be called a whore,
00:53:27I might as well get paid like one.
00:53:32I'm sorry.
00:53:39Everybody's got something, I guess.
00:53:42No, but that's like a big something.
00:53:44Thanks, dick.
00:53:50What's up?
00:53:52Shit.
00:53:52Uh, we gotta go pick up Emily.
00:54:01What happened?
00:54:07The girls wouldn't stop calling me Icebox
00:54:09and now I feel sick too.
00:54:11I just wanna go home.
00:54:12They called you what?
00:54:13Icebox.
00:54:14The girl who plays football on the Little Giants.
00:54:16Little Giants, that's pretty funny.
00:54:20No, it's not funny at all.
00:54:22Why are they so mean to me?
00:54:24What did I do wrong?
00:54:25You know what?
00:54:25I'm gonna say something.
00:54:26Nobody bullies my little sister.
00:54:27No, I got this.
00:54:28No, you don't have to.
00:54:29No, I got this.
00:54:30I got this.
00:54:41She looks like one tough motherfucker.
00:54:43Language.
00:54:44But yeah.
00:54:45You're not what I expected.
00:54:56Oh shit.
00:54:57What?
00:54:58That's the wrong house.
00:54:59Listen, you little bitch.
00:55:00I knew girls like you in high school
00:55:01and you know what happened to them?
00:55:03Come on.
00:55:05You better get your shit together
00:55:06and stop picking on other girls.
00:55:08You don't make yourself taller
00:55:09by standing on the toes of others.
00:55:10Got it?
00:55:12Dad?
00:55:13Yeah, go ahead.
00:55:15Call your daddy.
00:55:16I'd like to have a word with him too.
00:55:21What?
00:55:22Hey, you're at the wrong house.
00:55:23Get back to the car.
00:55:24Wrong house.
00:55:25Get back to the car.
00:55:26Let's go.
00:55:31Did you come get in the driver's seat?
00:55:32My license is fired five years ago.
00:55:34I got a ponytail and everything.
00:55:36Why do I need to get away from the driver's seat?
00:55:43Isn't it wonderful, Tom?
00:55:44It sure is.
00:55:47Don't let those girls get to you.
00:55:49I wish you were that easy.
00:55:51Well, they're threatened by you.
00:55:52You're on the football team
00:55:53getting to spend all of that intimate time
00:55:55with all the cute guys
00:55:56that they have crushes on.
00:55:58And they're not confident, so...
00:56:01I'll try and make you feel as sad as they do.
00:56:04You really think that?
00:56:05Yep.
00:56:07And if you let them get to you,
00:56:09then they've won.
00:56:11I'm trying to figure a way to get out of it.
00:56:12I'm trying to figure a way to get out of it.
00:56:13I'm trying to figure a way to get out of it.
00:56:14I'm trying to figure a way to get out of it.
00:56:15I'm trying to figure a way to get out of it.
00:56:16You know you wouldn't.
00:56:17So what, uh...
00:56:18You all closed up for the night?
00:56:19Glad it's happening, too.
00:56:20But I'm never closed for you, Tommy boy.
00:56:21The show ain't very late.
00:56:22Fine, fine.
00:56:23I didn't feel like going home straight after the party.
00:56:25I'm not in my bedroom.
00:56:26My bedroom's upstairs if you want to go to sleep.
00:56:28Your bedroom's upstairs?
00:56:29It's on Monday.
00:56:30Yeah, you can sleep up there.
00:56:31I'll sleep here on the couch.
00:56:33Like, we have to sleep in the same bedroom
00:56:35if your dad's gonna think we're dating.
00:56:37Then you can tell me what you think, man.
00:56:38I'm being a gentleman.
00:56:39Sure.
00:56:40Oh, uh, by the way...
00:56:41Don't be weird.
00:56:42I am not being weird.
00:56:43You totally be.
00:56:44I am not being weird.
00:56:45Shit.
00:56:58You need help there, Shrek?
00:57:00It was really sweet what you did for Emily tonight.
00:57:10Even if it meant making a harmless girl cry.
00:57:13There are no harmless high school girls.
00:57:16You really took charge.
00:57:18Sometimes you ought to read a situation
00:57:22and take the bull by the horns.
00:57:23When was the last time you kissed a guy off the job?
00:57:28I don't kiss guys on the job.
00:57:30When was your last kiss?
00:57:33I don't know.
00:57:34It's been a while.
00:57:37Any new techniques I should know about?
00:57:40Is it better?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:58:12Hey Mitch
00:58:14I want you to have this
00:58:19What is it?
00:58:22I overheard your conversation with your dad
00:58:24No, I can't take this
00:58:26No, no, take it
00:58:26You'll pay me back after you get your new job
00:58:28Just take it
00:58:34Uh, what, hey, so what do you, uh, what do you do now?
00:58:43Uh, run home and then I, uh, have an appointment at the clinic
00:58:46You know the one over on Grand Avenue?
00:58:48Yeah, yeah, I like that one
00:58:49Comfortable waiter room chairs over there
00:58:51Yeah, they're a little worn for my liking
00:58:53But it's not as bad as the one on Wilshire
00:58:55No, those are bad
00:58:56Um
00:59:00Go already
00:59:02Hey, uh
00:59:04Thank you
00:59:08Come inside
00:59:20So we can feel
00:59:25That all is revealed
00:59:31Come inside
00:59:39So we can feel
00:59:45Your heart, I will steal
00:59:51What would we know
00:59:54Of the sentient lie
00:59:56We'd only know
00:59:59We'd only know
01:00:01The lie
01:00:02And only once
01:00:05And only once
01:00:06Is all
01:00:07Can I breathe in it when you're done?
01:00:16What are you doing here?
01:00:20You said how much you hated these places
01:00:21So
01:00:21I don't want you to be alone
01:00:24What is this?
01:00:33This looks depressing
01:00:34How long have you been here?
01:00:44Hours
01:00:45Hitting the clinic, huh?
01:00:48Quite a thoughtful gesture
01:00:49For a
01:00:50Work associate
01:00:51I'm a
01:00:53I'm a good friend, you know?
01:00:56I'm helping you build this desk, aren't I?
01:00:59Yeah
01:01:00Your dad know about this escort?
01:01:02He's met her
01:01:03Yeah
01:01:04He doesn't
01:01:05Like know what she does
01:01:06And you're not going to tell him?
01:01:09Nothing to tell
01:01:10If nothing's going on, right?
01:01:11Look, man
01:01:12I can just talk to her about things
01:01:13That I can't talk about
01:01:14With just anyone
01:01:15What's that mean?
01:01:15You can't talk to me about stuff?
01:01:17She doesn't judge me, man
01:01:19Mitch, I don't judge
01:01:21I observe
01:01:22And I think it's great that you got a new buddy
01:01:25But why not bond with someone
01:01:27Who's in the World of Warcraft
01:01:28Or Sudoku
01:01:28Or water parks
01:01:30Anything other
01:01:31Than sex with dudes
01:01:33For money
01:01:34That's dangerous
01:01:35Kitty, why are you standing?
01:01:37You call me over here
01:01:38To help you build a desk
01:01:39And I'm doing all the work
01:01:40I help you sometimes
01:01:42When?
01:01:43Like last week
01:01:44I gave you a fully loaded iPod
01:01:46That was a first generation
01:01:47With a bunch of Celtic music on it
01:01:48I don't even know
01:01:49What I'm going to do with that
01:01:50Listen to it
01:01:50Go for a fucking jog
01:01:52I can't
01:01:53It's very rousing music
01:01:54So where are you going?
01:01:55You know what?
01:01:56Like every time we hang out
01:01:57All you do is just point out my problems
01:01:59Well here's your problem, man
01:02:00You're an asshole
01:02:01I don't feel the need to tell you that
01:02:03Every single day
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Mitch
01:02:06I can't do these kinds of things
01:02:10Hey, you ready?
01:02:20Yeah
01:02:36What is this?
01:02:50Uh, why don't you have a seat, Mitch?
01:02:52We just want to talk to you
01:02:53Uh, about what?
01:02:57Mitch, take seat
01:02:58Or if you can stand
01:02:59If you're more comfortable like that
01:03:00This is for you
01:03:02So
01:03:02Why is Junior here?
01:03:06Why is my landlord here?
01:03:07They needed me for a lock apartment
01:03:09I ask what for
01:03:11They tell me
01:03:12I'm here to support
01:03:14What did they tell you?
01:03:17That you have a problem
01:03:18That's been taking over your life for years
01:03:20Even though you think
01:03:22You don't hurt people
01:03:23You do
01:03:24So, JP
01:03:26You've staged an intervention
01:03:28There's four people here
01:03:30Typically, there's more than four
01:03:32Well, that's part of the problem
01:03:34These are the only people that cared enough to show up
01:03:37You couldn't even get Allie here?
01:03:39No
01:03:39Thursday tennis lessons
01:03:40That she missed last week
01:03:42Which turned into this thing
01:03:43JP told me about the sex app thing or whatever
01:03:47This is just getting out of hand, son
01:03:49Mitch, you have to stop the drinking
01:03:52It hurts the people you love
01:03:54Who love you back so much
01:03:56I'm, uh, not an alcoholic
01:03:59Drogues
01:04:00That's even worse
01:04:02My son is addicted to sex
01:04:04What?
01:04:05I think we got it from here, bud
01:04:07Thank you
01:04:08Son, I think it's time that you get serious
01:04:11About getting some real help
01:04:13I'm sorry
01:04:15You, you, sex
01:04:16He's addicted to sex
01:04:17As if it's a bad thing?
01:04:20We all care about you, Mitch
01:04:21We all just want to see you get better
01:04:23And what have I ever done to you?
01:04:28Whenever I have plans to visit you
01:04:29You cancel last minute
01:04:31You've been home like four weekends
01:04:33In the past two years
01:04:35You always say you're there for me
01:04:37But you're never actually there
01:04:39Mitchell, it doesn't matter how you ended up here
01:04:42The important thing is
01:04:44Where you go from here
01:04:46How I ended up here
01:04:48You want to use this weak-ass intervention
01:04:50To figure out how I ended up here
01:04:52Crystal says
01:04:53Fuck, Crystal
01:04:54Hell, I'm surprised
01:04:57You're even here
01:04:58Shouldn't you be
01:05:00Out walking the Great Wall
01:05:02Or
01:05:02Hanging out with some energy-healing voodoo master
01:05:05But you know what I do remember?
01:05:07I remember
01:05:08My high school graduation
01:05:09You not being there
01:05:13Because you were at fucking Burning Man
01:05:14No, Mitch
01:05:19Bullshit, you can be Mitch
01:05:20Come on, man
01:05:22We didn't even
01:05:22This was just the intro part
01:05:24This six-ass
01:05:25How you say six?
01:05:28Six-ass?
01:05:29You just have a ton of abs
01:05:30All right, I'm going to head out there
01:05:48I'm here if you need me
01:05:49All right
01:05:55What is the deal?
01:05:59What?
01:06:00Nothing
01:06:00Nothing
01:06:01You were acting weird on the way over here
01:06:03And now you're not even looking at me
01:06:05I'm fine
01:06:07Does this have anything to do with the other night?
01:06:17I don't give a shit about that
01:06:18I don't give a shit about that
01:06:28That's so good
01:10:31All Los Angeles be kind
01:10:42You asked me for an opportunity.
01:11:12I didn't have to give you a chance, and I did.
01:11:15And now you're telling me you had this great story and you can't write it.
01:11:20I guess that's accurate, yeah.
01:11:21Huh.
01:11:22Okay.
01:11:25That's it?
01:11:27You're not mad?
01:11:29Mad?
01:11:29The fuck do I care?
01:11:30I've got two writers out there who'd club a baby seal for the job.
01:11:33Well, look, I could write something else.
01:11:35I just need a little bit more time.
01:11:37I make my decision at the end of the week.
01:11:38Thanks for the opportunity.
01:11:46Thanks for the opportunity.
01:11:46Thanks for the opportunity.
01:11:46Hey.
01:11:46It was none of my business, but when you came in here, you were hungry.
01:11:56You were inspired, and you really wanted this job.
01:11:58It's, what, just not important to you anymore?
01:12:02No, it still is.
01:12:04If you are a journalist, you write.
01:12:07If you can do anything else, you do anything else.
01:12:11If you're stuck, go back to the heart.
01:12:13Go back to what inspired you in the first place.
01:12:15You know, what really got you...
01:12:16Oh, I've got to take...
01:12:17David.
01:12:19Hi.
01:12:19Any news?
01:12:20That.
01:12:22Okay.
01:12:24Um, yeah.
01:12:50Oh, God.
01:13:15Ow.
01:13:16Jesus Christ.
01:13:16What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:17We need to talk.
01:13:18Hey.
01:13:18Then fucking call me.
01:13:20I do call you.
01:13:21You don't pick up my calls.
01:13:22You need to leave.
01:13:22I'm working.
01:13:23Not until you hear me out.
01:13:24Hey, come on.
01:13:25I'm going to call the lease.
01:13:27Then hurry.
01:13:28All right, look.
01:13:29I know that you don't want to accept it, and I didn't want to admit it, but I...
01:13:35I like you in a way that I didn't think I was capable.
01:13:40I know how much money is in my wallet.
01:13:42You shut the fuck up.
01:13:45Look.
01:13:45We both know that you never needed anyone to protect you.
01:13:53You've never needed men.
01:14:00You were just lonely.
01:14:01Say something.
01:14:21Open the door.
01:14:21I'm working.
01:14:22You're lucky I'm not going to call the police on you.
01:14:35Go home to your wife, asshole.
01:14:37Victoria isn't just a character she plays.
01:15:03Victoria is a character we all play.
01:15:12And tonight, some schlep of a guy will sit alone at a bar,
01:15:16with his head buried in his phone, ordering vodka after vodka.
01:15:19And if the powers that be decide that tonight is his night,
01:15:26an escort named Victoria will lean up against the bar,
01:15:29tell him he can buy her a drink,
01:15:31and blink those beautiful blue eyes.
01:15:34And if the guy is smart,
01:15:37he'll never let her slip away.
01:15:38Natalie?
01:15:52Natalie?
01:15:59Your academic record is spotless.
01:16:004.0 GPA.
01:16:014.0 GPA.
01:16:024.0 GPA.
01:16:04But?
01:16:06But what?
01:16:07Mais vous n'allez pas votre institution tarné par le PowerPoint s'écriture de Piers Morgan Live.
01:16:13Merci beaucoup pour votre temps.
01:16:16Mais votre essay est la raison que nous avons accepté vous dans notre MBA programme.
01:16:25Qu'est-ce que vous ?
01:16:26Votre honnêtement sur ce qui vous a été refreshing.
01:16:30Trois de cinq membres de notre comité ont des enfants qui ont été blessés sur Internet.
01:16:36My daughter was one of them.
01:16:39What does it say about us if we let cyberbullying prevent a perfectly good MBA candidate from realizing her potential?
01:16:49Hm.
01:17:06Oh my god.
01:17:08Toilet de tout le monde.
01:17:11Merci à vous.
01:17:12Chui.
01:17:13Merci à vous.
01:17:14Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:17:44C'est parti !
01:18:147, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, hold down, hold down, hold down, hold down, hold down, reach your arms forward as far forward as you can.
01:18:23Now what I want you to do, one last thing, listen to me.
01:18:26Hey.
01:18:26Hi, son.
01:18:33It's good exercising.
01:18:34Yeah, the whole exercise thing, yeah.
01:18:41One of Emily's friends, asshole father, told Emily that when you get over 50, you've got to work out every day.
01:18:47So she thinks if I don't exercise, I die.
01:18:50It's crazy.
01:18:51Sounds crazy.
01:18:52So look, I got some more money for you if you still need it.
01:18:57What happened to Crystal and Mercury?
01:18:59She left me.
01:19:01You were dating her?
01:19:02My astrologer.
01:19:03Of course.
01:19:03Son, she was 35 and a Pilates instructor.
01:19:06Do you have any idea what Pilates does to a woman's ass?
01:19:09So, of Natalie, or should I say, Victoria, I think it's a great article.
01:19:19I'm proud of you.
01:19:21I'm going to put the phone on.
01:19:23Here.
01:19:28Thank you.
01:19:29You know, I used to steal your weed when I was a kid.
01:19:36Really?
01:19:37That was you?
01:19:38I almost thought that was Rosalita.
01:19:40That was me.
01:19:41Well, that's all right.
01:19:43It was your mom's weed.
01:19:44Get the fuck out of here.
01:19:45Oh, yeah.
01:19:47I was on the straight and narrow until she came along.
01:19:49So, what about Natalie?
01:19:55I fucked that up.
01:19:56Well, you need to unfuck that up.
01:19:58Look, if what you wrote in this article is the truth,
01:20:02then you can't ignore your feelings.
01:20:04That regret is going to grow inside of you
01:20:05and twist you into a dark and thorny place.
01:20:08I know.
01:20:09I've been there.
01:20:09It's not good.
01:20:13Smoke some weed.
01:20:18So, I've been thinking.
01:20:20I know you said I don't have to play football next season,
01:20:22but I kind of want to.
01:20:23Yeah, why is that?
01:20:25I don't know.
01:20:26I guess I don't mind the hitting
01:20:27and all the yelling and stuff.
01:20:30What?
01:20:32What?
01:20:34It's a boy.
01:20:35It's definitely a boy.
01:20:36It's not a boy.
01:20:36That's the only thing that makes sense.
01:20:37It's not a boy.
01:20:38What's his name?
01:20:41His name is Jonathan,
01:20:42and he plays wide receiver,
01:20:43and he has the cutest ass on the team.
01:20:45Language.
01:20:45Sorry, but...
01:20:47Do I even know this kid?
01:20:49Do you remember the guy
01:20:50who scored all the touchdowns
01:20:51at my games last year?
01:20:52What?
01:20:53Jonathan?
01:20:53Touchdown Jonathan?
01:20:55Yeah.
01:20:55He's pretty good.
01:20:56And I think he likes me.
01:20:58Oh, dear God.
01:20:59Hey.
01:21:11Hi.
01:21:13I read your article,
01:21:14and, well,
01:21:16I think you misquoted me.
01:21:19Nobody even knows it's you,
01:21:20just like you asked.
01:21:21But there are some lines in here
01:21:23I would have never said.
01:21:24Like what?
01:21:26You see enough unfaithful husbands,
01:21:28and you start to get sickened
01:21:30by the whole notion of love.
01:21:33How can you trust men
01:21:34when you see them call their wives
01:21:35in front of you
01:21:36and say they love them
01:21:37after they just paid for sex?
01:21:39I don't think you can be in my industry
01:21:40and still believe in love.
01:21:41It's like being a scientist
01:21:42and believing in God.
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:46He definitely said all of that.
01:21:48I'd really like you to publish
01:21:49a retraction of that statement.
01:21:51and revise it to say
01:21:52you see enough unfaithful husbands,
01:21:56and you start to question
01:21:57the notion of love.
01:22:00And then,
01:22:01when you finally experience it for yourself,
01:22:04you see what all the fuss is about.
01:22:07And
01:22:07you can't imagine
01:22:10not having that person in your life,
01:22:12and you feel like
01:22:13the luckiest person in the world,
01:22:14and you would do anything
01:22:15to make them feel the same way about you.
01:22:21I quit.
01:22:28I'm officially a grad student
01:22:30in September.
01:22:32Get an MBA,
01:22:34make this tutoring thing a real business.
01:22:37I'll have to pay taxes.
01:22:40Well, that's, uh,
01:22:41that's good.
01:22:42That's really good for you.
01:22:44What's the matter for you?
01:22:50Yeah.
01:22:57Okay.
01:23:01Wait!
01:23:03I want that with Jonathan.
01:23:22Keep it.
01:23:23Over my dead body.
01:23:24Sit here right next to me
01:23:33Don't say a word
01:23:36That's all I want from you
01:23:40Now I'm nothing in love
01:23:43Sitting right next to me
01:23:47Don't say a word
01:23:51That's all I want from you
01:23:55All I want from you
01:23:58Hold my hand
01:24:00This talking is the source
01:24:03to misunderstand me
01:24:05Hold my hand
01:24:07This talking is the source
01:24:11to misunderstand me
01:24:13Hold my hand
01:24:15Hold my hand