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00:00You're just such a piece of shit deep down like you will always be a piece of shit
00:06Like you try but you are a dirtbag bad human piece of shit
00:15Uh run that we good run down
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00:20Championship monday. We got big cat and daniel day lewis in the office
00:25Uh draft kings hoop fans might be april
00:29uh, but the college
00:32Oh, you can move you can move it. Yeah, it's not quick and getting up getting on a bed is a
00:37It's brutal. How are you gonna get on this plane tomorrow? Are you the first guy ever to get a stiff neck? I think so
00:43You know first guy to ever have kids. We know that yeah first guy to ever have a stiff neck first guy
00:47I ever have oblos. Yep
00:50Like you you I you just have a stiff neck first guy. Oh first guy to ever have uh, anything break in his house
00:57Yeah, that absolutely has happened multiple times. We're like, ah this happened
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01:08It might be april but the college basketball action is not going anywhere bracket busted already
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02:05Draft kings sports book. I was just laughing the we did a rundown on friday the difference in like him
02:12Friday to monday like his neck is broken
02:15He's no longer you guys no longer are friends, uh, listen, he's had a fucking just whoo
02:21Well, he won his bet. No, i'm um, it's true houston. I know man. That's just how it goes. What it
02:28Said it's over
02:30It said what's over friendship the tournament?
02:33Well enjoy tonight, but it's like yeah, I I mean we can
02:37Rehash a little bit of it. Obviously one of the great. I I think the greatest collapse maybe
02:43You have 28 three, uh, you got
02:46The the the reggie miller nicks for college greatest collapse i've ever
02:51Seen agreed. I I there what would you consider buckner collapse?
02:57They were down buckner up two runs with two outs
03:00Yeah, definitely
03:02um
03:04I a couple things first of all
03:08The people complaining about the foul is bananas especially duke fans, I actually love it dave
03:13I I actually was like retweeting duke fans complaining about it because duke fans have had every fucking break ever
03:20Shut the fuck up it first of all, even if you are he puts his hand on there, but
03:25Houston's getting the ball in the way. They're going they're probably going to score anyways
03:30so like and and then you got anyways, I I think even
03:34And I can't even believe we're discussing it but like
03:38If you rewound that and said duke fans that can be a foul or not
03:42If I was a duke fan in that moment, I'd be like give me the fall. He doesn't get last shot
03:46Send that guy to the free throw line 60 percent that guy made it your guy didn't your guy didn't pass
03:51Your guy didn't have any timeouts left your guys couldn't inbound the pass
03:55This is to blame it on the refs or yeah, I mentioned that is disgusting
03:59You didn't drop a play nothing at the end of the game
04:02You you had I don't know why I know malloc didn't have a great game, but he didn't have a rebound
04:07I understand but that was also that's also part of calvin sampson pulling he said it afterwards
04:11Like our whole goal was to pull him away from the rim so we could get rebounds
04:15I just don't know how proctor guy
04:18You have to pass that ball. You have to he
04:21They duke didn't have for all the talk about being the greatest team ever
04:25Which I I participated in didn't have a true point guard that killed him in this in this game because you couldn't get the ball
04:31In you didn't have someone that you could trust who could settle everyone down and then the last play of the game
04:36Like I get it cooper flags the best player in the world, but like I just I don't know that shot
04:41He missed but I mean, there's a million things that led up to it the inbounding proctor. I mean they put the graphic up
04:46He's like 60 something you got flag 85. You got knipple 85. Just it just feels like
04:5390s. Yeah, so so now she could nipple not but they they choke. There's no other show one thing has a shire
05:00Shire for oh, he's gonna be the greatest coaches. He choked they all choked
05:04It was one of the great dead dog choke jobs. And by the way, I I it
05:10I don't know if i'm flag or knipple in this nil world. No, this is stupid. I know it is
05:17Yeah, it is. No, it isn't why because what are you gonna say finish the thought come back?
05:22No, you would come back. I would think about coming back because this
05:25The you never know with the fucking injury though, man
05:28Yeah, but you can't do with it
05:30No, but the insurance you can make tens of millions dollars the way the nba salaries work get like start your clock for your supermax
05:37right now
05:38in four years
05:40yeah, they're gonna flag can sign an extension that will be
05:44Like if you looked at it like next year could cooper flag conceivably make more money next year than going to the nba
05:52Maybe if you had like duke fan, you know
05:54Some really really crazy. Oh, he's probably lost all their money in the stock market
05:58But someone could probably throw a shitload of money out of definitely losing. Yeah, they're all losing the money
06:02But like at 22 years old, he's gonna be able to sign for like 200 million dollars or something
06:07Start that right now. Yeah, you can't make that in college the one one thing here here
06:12Go ahead one thing. No get back to that. I know i'll go. Um
06:16the the one
06:19And it's easy to say
06:21When somebody rewinds the clock
06:24on your life
06:26And I think people who neared like retirement or whatever
06:30And a basketball player and say you're great
06:33And and you have the opportunity to go like ghosts of christmas past and somebody says you you have a national championship
06:41on your resume
06:43Versus a choke and you still have this great career and you make 50 100, but you're still making so much
06:49I think in the scheme of your life
06:52Most people at the end would go back and be like, you know what?
06:55But that's not guaranteed. Yeah, they'd still have to do it. No, I know joke again. Yeah. Well, I know
07:00That's you're betting on yourself. But your your last in college memory
07:04Yeah is a choke artist and the greatest choke of all time and you go look at guys
07:08You remember their national you remember guys who won national championships in college? Yeah, it's part of your legacy in the world of basketball
07:16Yeah, no, I agree
07:17um, I do think that the guys
07:19I think like pro athletes we don't give them enough credit who was oh
07:23chris carter was the one that kind of changed my mind when he was like
07:27He was like i'd rather be in the hall of fame than have a super bowl and I was like, that's crazy
07:30And then I thought about it more. It's like they do kind of just like he won naismith player of the year
07:34yeah, I know he wants a title but like
07:37I don't know
07:39I think like him being the best player this year those questions are sometimes like
07:44Like
07:46You'd like both you of course you'd like both so he could have it all but he already got one
07:50He got a personal accolade this year, but now we can go personal accolade to me is gone
07:55Because of the yeah that that well, I mean the conversation about him versus anthony davis's best freshman. That's gone
08:01Yeah, and when people look down the road or mellow when people remember him, they're not gonna remember. He's nice
08:07But they're gonna remember he was part of the greatest choke we've ever seen now rico. You may speak sure
08:12I had a couple things one thing does not
08:15uh
08:16Completely affect the game. It definitely impacts the game the foul affected the game
08:19But it didn't completely impact it or it impact the game. It didn't completely affect. I'm so confused
08:24All right, i'll do it again. I'll do it again
08:27One one that to give that rant was discussed. Can I get that doug?
08:30Can you make sure that goes on a quote card? Sure. I would like to see that
08:36One thing can impact the game one play can impact the game, but it can't completely affect the game
08:41You can't say that one call completely affected the game. They blew the lead
08:45Like you said couldn't hit free throws couldn't get it inbound. So that did have an impact on the game
08:49It didn't completely affect the game. Okay, all the talk of duke being
08:53All the talk all the talk of duke being this all-time team
08:56I agree, probably one of the most talented teams of all time. I looked into it last night
09:01Did you see their you know what their record was against top 25?
09:03Yeah, I saw your five and four they played the least amount of games versus that games decided by six points four and two
09:10Like in tight spots, uh also
09:13What was the other thing they did?
09:15I got a question
09:16I don't I think they're one of the most talented teams. You cannot put them as all-time greats
09:20I got I got a question. It was a down acc. Yeah, I mean they didn't win
09:23No, I know but all along like people kept being yeah, you gotta win the championship
09:27Duke's gonna win by 10 plus dukes. That's like the 2016 warriors
09:30Everyone's like yeah, it doesn't mean a thing if you don't got that ring from december 6th until march 26th
09:35They played two top 25 opponents
09:37Uh beat the hell out of a beat up louisville, uh, illinois team and then lost to clemson question like during the entire thing
09:43They were just not testing
09:45I clemson first half in that game, by the way
09:48Uh against duke. Yeah, they lost the first half. I had clemson in that game
09:52Yeah, they won clemson won but lost the first half. I got a question
09:55So, um now that we're retroactively saying duke's not that good
09:59What does it mean for alabama because they got 20 piece by them and they always look like a fucking little boy coach
10:05Okay, but no i'm just saying i'm just saying if you're gonna do that we gotta
10:10Really downgrade alabama, but at no point was that anybody saying alabama is one of the all-time greatest teams
10:15Well, I think I could find a tweet there. You said that definitely not. Okay all-time greatest, but i'm just saying this
10:21You're hurting yourself here
10:23I don't understand. I mean both could be true duke was way better than alabama
10:27But duke is not one of the old you know, what's left on your nap?
10:30Not anymore. They didn't win at all bleeding up to it though
10:34They were overblown completely. Well, we're all we're all saying that now
10:39It was everybody was sucking their dicks the whole way like they're unbelievably
10:43You just I don't understand
10:46I fundamentally don't understand his neck. You just slept on it wrong. Yeah, it's really bad. I woke up saturday
10:52Did you see him tweet like that was such a look at me tweet?
10:55Are there any emergency clinics in chicago? Like what a look at me. What'd you do all day yesterday slept, but it was hurt
11:03But rico what you're saying is like what's on your neck all agree
11:07You're such a drama, all right
11:09But like you're you're basically saying like they're like the warriors the 2016 warriors patriots 18 and one. There's all the the uh
11:17Mariners who won like 115 you gotta close the deal
11:20You don't have you gotta win it all you have to win it all if you're gonna be in the conversation
11:24It's like you did all this research. You could have just been like they lost in the final four
11:27I think the yeah, I think we glazed them a little too hard during this clearly, of course
11:32Yeah, acc was there but there were people who were saying that during the season. I was saying during the game
11:38I thought it was inevitable. I said they'd beat uconn last year. That's why I was so I was so euphoric on saturday
11:44I stayed up to like two in the morning
11:45It was kind of like when you when lebron loses a game like I was on message boards. I was doing everything
11:49I was retweeting stuff the problem with a lot of duke like I read a duke article and it was so fluffy
11:54It's like they still had a great season and it wasn't as bad as when they lost at unlv
11:57It's like what are you talking dude, dude?
11:59They were they they were metrically like one of the best teams of all time
12:02That's where I think it comes from rico, but I realized it afterwards because I was like, why are you so happy?
12:08I had all along
12:10Said they were gonna win it all because I really did think that like people were saying I was reverse jinxing
12:14I thought they were gonna win it all I thought they were the best team
12:17That game was so shocking and so out of nowhere that it was like, well, it was like a reverse sucker
12:21But the craziest part about it wasn't shocking at all till three minutes left the game
12:26it was exactly like they looked like they were they were a little boy like stay away and then
12:31A total collapse by all the things you had heard shire great coach inbound flagness the shot bat the proctor
12:39Absolutely. I can't get over that. I can't get over it. You know, what also was sneaky like
12:44Not obviously, uh, what was the line one thing can impact the game but not affect the game. Yes
12:49Uh, there's a lot of uh and but and fairs. Yeah the end of the first half
12:54Which didn't yeah, but yeah didn't seem big at the time
12:57But when they hit those threes like they went on a flurry at the end of the first half to make it six 14
13:02I mean, I watched a thousand of those like percentage videos, which I don't even know how they figure it
13:07It's like the percentage to win at this point was this I mean for me. It was a dagger
13:11Obviously i've been so bad this tournament is doubly bad because now florida's like
13:16I would I would have had a hundred grand to win 1.6 million. I just didn't put it in
13:20Um, it killed them to not being in tight games
13:23oh, yeah, for sure like that's we had hurley on pmt today and and
13:26He was like we he he was like yukon actually last year sneaky was bad in close games
13:31So we stressed how important it was when you're up 10 people to make sure it goes to 15
13:36Why not run that inbound play that florida runs that looks impossible
13:41The football play credit to houston though. They played their game. Houston was also held them
13:45It was lower scoring wasn't in the 80s
13:47Houston wanted that out rebound out rebounded him more offensive rebounds. Yeah more second chance. Uh,
13:52Houston's awesome held mollycock to no reb no rebounds and held them scoreless for seven minutes in one stretch, right?
13:58I got a question. I have a theory I would like you guys to weigh in
14:02I think deep down coach k is kind of happy. Yo without absolutely
14:06Because that's like the perfect because shire winning in his third year
14:10Like you don't want already crowning him like the greatest, right?
14:13Right, he's sneaky is like and he's gonna probably give he's probably gonna sit shire down and be like
14:18This is a lot harder than you think. No
14:20Without a doubt. Yeah, he's a fucking piece of shit. Um, did you watch back the tape on how you treated me? Yeah, it was bad
14:28Do you what?
14:30In your own words, why was it bad?
14:32Like what we shouldn't have done it. No, but what what part of it explain to us?
14:37Like this is like when like my kids fuck up i'm like tell me what you did. Yeah, they don't know
14:41No, they're just like a dog. I did something. I don't really know what
14:46Yeah, I tried to put myself in a can't lose spot. You tried to extort dave. Yeah
14:52You just asked you said I will get you got to give me twenty thousand dollars for my allegiance for the last 30 seconds
14:59And when he was leaving i'm like what would happen if houston still won? He's like i'd win like so it was a no
15:04And and I like being honest. It's like some no, but it's not you that is not
15:10Absolutely
15:11Nothing to do with it. And that's what watching it back when i'm like you're a dirty rat
15:15You are a dirty rat because like I don't
15:19There's I if you were just rooting for houston. Dan was a bunch. I'm making making money. I don't care like
15:24Root for him, but the way you were like, all right
15:27Well, if they don't win like that's on you like don't blame me
15:31You like jumped in my face basically to be in and you kept saying it like let me watch this
15:38Yeah, I sabotaged it was crazy
15:47Like i'm not mad at all right now also makes it a hundred times funnier that he's in a neck brace
15:58Let's go coogs
16:01I could be born out again. What are you talking about?
16:10I'm rooting for houston. I'll switch
16:13And I said all day to use the game. I could be bought out. I don't want him up together. Give me the idol again
16:19Give me the idol again
16:22You want me bought up? Yeah, you need another you need another guy on your side kid game swinging to houston
16:28No, i'm saying the dude, okay, no one unless you want the no hard feelings. Yeah, right 20 percent
16:36You were making it hard feelings if I only said it once would have been that bad
16:42Like right there is such an antagonistic thing for somebody that's 200 grand like no hard feelings when houston wins
16:47I gave you an option you had to pay me 20 grand and I could alter the result
16:51You're just such a piece of shit deep down like you will always be a piece of shit
16:58Like you try but you are a dirt bag bad human piece of shit
17:03Like for you to to be like i'm doing you a favor in this that right?
17:08I'm doing you a favor by allowing that was a different clip
17:12That was when I hit the three and I said you're not out of the woods. Yeah, right
17:16Yeah, you were immediately like i'm gonna i'm gonna figure out a way to win both. Yeah, like you just
17:21Were extorting me trying to extort me for twenty thousand dollars. I genuinely apologize
17:27But you don't no you don't because you do it again. This is the jack mccarthy thing. No, I
17:32I love you bosco. I'm a rider for life
17:34But the the jack mccarthy and then this moment back to back is like that's miko bosco
17:40What when the bullets are flying? Yes, I gotta look out for me true colors come out
17:46That that picture is so funny because you do have a little smirk, too
17:51You do have a little smirk. He's just he's the worst guy. He's always been
17:56Fully bad. I know I have really bad little moments. No, you're bad
18:00Did you like bomb the spaces like that was stupid, but it was 30 seconds
18:05Deep down to your head
18:08Like they're little they're little spur I gotta get rid of the little spurt
18:11No, you never will you you because you you see a situation. You're like, how can I win for bosco? Yeah
18:18That's all you do. Could you did you apologize to hank?
18:21No one is is knows you better than hank. So I I think you missed this moment
18:27Bosco walks in when I do it and hank and bosco goes like no
18:30No round of applause hank nothing for the the past couple of weeks and hank just goes job's not finished
18:35You're still tournament left and hank just saw the future like if there's if there's time on the clock
18:41Bosco will find a way to fuck himself over. I'm like duke with 30 seconds. Yeah, I mean he was right
18:46He said job's not finished. You were looking for a fucking ticker tape parade when you walked in that cave
18:51The thing that got me was like no hard feelings if you say it's like I you you just inserted yourself
18:58To be like my enemy in that
19:01And I had no problems. Like I knew you were rooting for houston. Like I right I root for houston. Yeah, but the way you did it
19:09It it really like dan was like did you end up going to dinner with bosco?
19:13Like no, why do I want to go to dinner with bosco?
19:16How do I get back?
19:18Because you were hating me
19:20Affects me on the outside. So yeah, I don't know
19:24Probably play surviving barstool
19:27You gotta let me walk all over. What about what about a name your name your number bet?
19:31You need another name your number bet. You need to give him a bet that guarantees wins
19:36But even then what happens when that loses then you gotta win two and then you lose
19:40Yeah, he did get an idea like it's always how does it help? I had a great tournament
19:46Uh in fairness, I didn't ask for the envelope, of course, you did no I did play that find the table
19:52We walk in
19:57You said I need a win
20:01You said you said i'll break you off you always say I need a win
20:06Florida names that number and then I rooted so hard for you. Then during it you're like i'll break you off. No, no
20:12Yes, you did. No, I did not I don't know if it's on a clip
20:15But you've never in the history of your world have done anything without you're like you're like trump with reciprocal taxes
20:21You've never done anything. You've never wet anybody's beak without wanting your beak. I never asked
20:26Yeah, I love that. This all you can't move your fucking head the whole time. No shot. Oh
20:32It's so perfect. Oh, this is the wrong one. Well, there's one little clip i'm telling you bosco
20:36You always ask for envelopes you do you say ziti I want a little box you you always ask for ziti sauce envelopes
20:44Always, how can bosco help bosco? It's uh, it's ingrained in you
20:49You said I need a winner. Give me a winner. I said, here you go. Here's the winner
20:52And then we sat down and we rooted for it. Yeah, sure. Wait, so what what do we think's gonna happen tonight?
20:57Can you play the beginning of that? I think florida's gonna win. I see I think houston's going i'm not gonna hedge
21:01But I really need florida to win but i'm just very nervous houston just team of destiny thing going on. I don't know
21:08Yeah
21:10Most of the times in those situations the team has completed i'm only thinking of one
21:14Well, no i'm thinking to duke right when they beat you know, was that the finals they beat unv? Uh semis. Yeah semis
21:22olympics
21:23They had to finish the deal after russia. Yeah, not to rub it in but the one team who didn't do that was wisconsin
21:28Well the refs and justice winslow touched it. Uh
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21:38Yes, won't be all glitz and glamour. The stars will be out
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22:13I might just do player props. Okay, are you gonna bet put a parlay together? I bet yesterday I took uh
22:21The over in the first red sox game they got a base loaded walk four plus four equals nine push that
22:27I lost I took south carolina got smoked by uconn the women's game
22:31And I took the over in the red sox at night there was a done in two innings red sox are wagging actually. Um
22:38I just put in a couple parlays while I was sitting here red sox to win the american league and the fever
22:43Uh, I did a three-team parlay
22:45Red sox to win the al east
22:49Scheffler in the masters and the fever so that was 10 to win a million
22:55Basically, I think and then I did a red sox to win the american league
22:59And the fever
23:01I have 75 in my account. I don't know what I can't win. I it's like
23:05But at the same time i'm losing so much in the stock market where it's like, all right, i'm down
23:11I don't know. I I honestly don't know how much in that probably 20 percent my net worth. So what's a couple hundred grand?
23:16Yeah, that's how i'm looking i've reversed my
23:19thought
23:20Uh, do you see and that's on the sheet?
23:23Love them or hate them this tweet from trump
23:26Don't be a member of the panic
23:28That was very funny very fun the panic party. Uh, the women's game last night here you can read. This is your jack
23:35Man, jack. Oh, yeah, every man jack. I love everything the the women's I can't wait to see the ratings
23:40They brought caitlin clark on like sue bird and and terrasi terrasi just to get the right I bet the ratings
23:47are i'm surprised she did that because terrasi was a
23:50Scumbag to her. No, caitlin clark is like she's yeah, she she buries her. Yeah, she's she's very non-confrontational
23:57I think she loves terrasi growing up. Um, I hate ariama. Uh, gina ariama. Absolutely fucking dr
24:03I can't even look at me so insufferable to me, but um
24:07Um
24:08Really boring women's season. Yeah, i'm a women's hoop guy, but sarah strong that yukon freshman. She's awesome
24:14Yeah, yukon's team is like you could have not had page bukers on that team. They still win the national
24:20Yeah, they still win not might have they still
24:22Okay
24:23I mean bukers is really really good. I know that that's the but that team is yeah, you don't
24:28One player is not worth 30 points
24:33Agreed
24:35One player has the impact or effect
24:39Effect good great players those words mean the same thing great players can affect the game read read the app
24:44You know what? I should have said. No, you know what? I should have said it can impact or affect the game
24:49It can't decide the game. Okay, there it is. That's what I should have said another place calls can decide game. Absolutely
24:56Yeah, but leading up there's there's 10 or 15 things in the game that also
25:01But like a late flag could like 100 definitely change the game
25:06Like I mean, what about the saints and the rams that a hundred perfect example that flag that yeah
25:11Leading up where did the saints not convert a third down like the patriots chiefs when they got the chiefs got called?
25:18Off sides the game's over right the the eagles chiefs the the penalty at the end of the game that ended the game the super bowl
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26:19Do you think you um?
26:22You had a delayed reaction to the neck because you were on that bus and then you were just so overwhelmed with the possibly
26:27But I don't know. I think it was the hotel because on the like all day friday. I didn't have one issue
26:32So it wasn't like oh, this is are you just are you just a neck? I'll just wait it out
26:36Yeah, what was the thought when you were like are there any emergency clinics in the city of chicago?
26:40Just hoping a doctor reached out as a fan of riders. Like i'll give you a personal appointment. I just yeah
26:45I use twitter as google
26:48It's a habit
26:49Tweet it before I think that's like it was that
26:52Vaguely reminiscent when you were like begging people for tickets at a college game if I oh, yeah
26:59Bosco
27:01He's fine, okay
27:03Wait till you see how I get up. It's brutal
27:06But when we shook you yeah, you were fine. You were yeah, you shook my head
27:11But that's were you like patting my head?
27:14You weren't directly it's the back of my neck is what that's when I liked you I was trying to be nice
27:19Yeah, I know gentle
27:20Before you fuck me in the face. You got to get that you got to get that, uh neck brace back on
27:26For tonight, it's very funny watching you with the neck brace
27:30Do we have anything else? What's that reply? Oh, we got a we we got a we have spit and chiclets
27:36We got a ov breaks the all-time. Oh, yeah hockey goal record
27:41Seems like a super likable guy. I was surprised to hear the chiclets. I I don't know who
27:45Was it whitney somebody they're like you ever think you'll have ovi on there?
27:49Like we have no connections to ovi. We'd love to
27:52I saw somebody
27:54Yeah surprising
27:55I saw somebody dunking on it was an old tweet and they were like, uh, gretzky's record's never gonna get broken
28:00Like, you know, it's impossible and then like old takes exposure people like look at this idiot
28:04Like what ovechkin did from a guy not understanding hockey is unicorn type shit, right?
28:10It's pretty crazy. So the guy 10 years ago should not get like dunked on but uh credit to bucci
28:15Did you see that? He wrote a a story on espn butch grass in 2010
28:20that he was like the first person who's like
28:23I think he could maybe do this when he was 24 years old
28:26And he like wrote it all down and like mapped it out. It's like I think I think this is actually in in play here
28:31It's one of those records that everyone thought was never gonna be broken
28:34But doesn't like now he has the it's the most goals, right most goals the points like gretzky has more
28:40Because he like has isn't there some crazy thing?
28:43Like if you take away if you take away all of gretzky's goals, he still would have more points. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah
28:50Yeah, not hockey guy, but still uh amazing. No, it was cool. And also very cool
28:55Uh the way he did it like the goal was awesome. That's the goal that he's scored a million times
29:01Um, so very cool
29:02Go buy a shirt. Congrats. Ovi. Congrats. Ovi. Um
29:08Is there anything else? Oh
29:11Well, I mean no spoilers white lotus, but you you're I I didn't like this season I I I don't understand
29:17people
29:19People people that you're saying i'm right. No. Well, I like the first two seasons. I hate white lotus. I I don't understand people
29:26Can't just be like it was a down season like shows have down seasons
29:30I mean the sopranos, uh season five
29:33When the whole veto gay storyline that was weird. That wasn't that wasn't a great season
29:38Doesn't mean I don't like the show. I like white lotus. I didn't think this season was great
29:43Have either of you watched disclaimer on apple tv?
29:46No, first episode was horrible. I've told i'm told it's unbelievable though two through seven
29:50It's it gets unbelievable. I you gotta get you gotta be careful with the unbelievables
29:55Fair true. Well, no, no, but
29:59I didn't give the unbelievable. You're now passing it on. So if I watch it and I I expect
30:07Absolutely insane
30:09In today's world to be giving out recommendations for shows. You've never seen right and say unbelievable. Yeah
30:16Have you seen this? I heard it's unbelievable
30:18Watch the show do your job do some research and come back and tell us
30:22Facts come back to me. Yeah
30:25We're giving out shows. We haven't seen who from some guy. Who's the guy a good friend? Who?
30:31my friend ken
30:32Oh, we're giving my friend ken
30:35Recommendations. What if ken's an idiot? He's not okay, but i'm saying what if my friend bob sakamano were given out like
30:43the
30:44Rico gave dave a recommendation said it was unbelievable and I said dave be careful. It's good. Not unbelievable. You know, it was good
30:50yeah, watching you laugh makes me hate you more with this injury like
30:55Because I feel like i'm just watching a bad act. All right, you're a bad actor. Thank you
31:01Do you
31:02oh, man, you're just you know, what don't change people are on white lotus acting like it was
31:07I see it on my timeline like oh my god the ending and stuff. So I think that's just yeah
31:11That's that's what confuses me. It's like I know that you invest time in a show
31:15But you can be honest like it wasn't I don't think it was good
31:20We're gonna talk about something else
31:23That was talked about we think you have bad chicago pizza recommendations. Which one did I give you?
31:27well, I don't want to trash them online, but
31:30Wait, the one I gave you I hadn't been to I just said I was giving you one that just was like
31:34I know you've hit a bunch. Oh, well that changed. All right. Oh, yeah. No a second
31:38I gave I gave you one. I literally was doing I was giving you a recommendation of
31:43Oh, why are you shitting on me? You gave him a pizza you didn't have but I can't get over you said it was great
31:50You can no, no, no, no, not as I do. No, no, no, no, no for thee not for me
31:55Because did I ever say it was unbelievable?
31:57First class i'm sitting back and coach. Actually. I was I was in middle seat on the way back
32:01Uh on the way there. I never said it was unbelievable. I texted austin
32:05Just here's a place because it's close. We thought you had eaten. No, I'd never had gave us a recommendation
32:10And the place was closed down and then we went to some other place and some
32:15Loser was in the bar. He's like, hey, you're friends with hank. I'm like, yeah, he's like is he coming here?
32:21It's like what I was like doing a pizza review and then he then he was like, can we talk tariffs? No
32:27I texted I texted hank. I go
32:30What?
32:32I just it's bothering me
32:34All right
32:35I can't keep my train of thought no the uh
32:37I was trying to help you out because I know you've hit every place. I was like, here's a place that's close
32:41Oh, we went to a great new one. Rosa. Was that the name of it?
32:45near the office
32:47Oof, really good. That's good. It's like it's super
32:52Super thick it was packed. It's brand new. It's like a week or two old super thin. It's the auburn style
32:58I I won't talk if you just keep interrupting me. I'm gonna teach you a lesson
33:03I
33:03Yeah, I never said i'm looking at my text. I just told you try it. I didn't say I tried it
33:08So you want to take that back rico? I never said unbelievable pizza. Yeah, I take it back
33:12I literally just said a place that is close that I know that he's trying to
33:16Not have to go everywhere for every pizza. All right
33:19Danny first class. Yeah, I sat in fucking coach on the way down to san antonio. You did. Yes
33:26I told you you said you wish the middle seat. Yeah, I had fat people next to it. You didn't take it back
33:31No, I didn't it actually was a woman that I just dominated the armrest dominated the armrest
33:36She was she we had like one
33:39One moment in the beginning of the flight and it was like no, no, no, no, this is mine
33:43It's like space at a bar get there early take up your space get wide. Don't move get wide. Yeah
33:49All right, good tournament bosco job's not finished job's not finished. I hope you fuck yourself tonight somehow again
33:55I I mean you you definitely
33:57You can't help yourself. No, it's the best but I actually don't want you to change even though there's parts of you that like
34:04make me
34:06Insane because i'm like he's a bad guy. I it does also
34:10It adds to the bosco character
34:11like if you actually started looking out for other people or like
34:14Calling people and asking how they're doing instead of just spitting all your your issues at them, dude
34:19When it would be but that's not fair. When was the last time I called you to cry or complain?
34:23It's been a while but you do you call other people to do that you've just moved down the line
34:28Who do I call? Well, I got a text i'm not gonna say from who?
34:32um
34:35Let me see what it
34:36Let me see if I can pull up what it said here
34:39Uh two people on it this, uh, I can't sleep. Dave hates me again
34:45Yeah, who'd you text that to I don't remember
34:49But who'd you text that to let's see I can't sleep dave hates me again
34:53It was after yeah
34:55Who'd you text that to also, by the way, we found out that uh, oh wow
35:00What who's that? Oh, who was it? Who was it? Dave? You gotta tell me two big writers. Oh, no
35:07Who was it two big writers and now there's a there's another yeah, who do I call and cry to?
35:13Well, I just he just showed you one yeah, but that's not crying well we text who do I call and cry
35:21If dave tells me that i'll tell you
35:24You definitely don't call me a cry because I won't accept the call. No and all again
35:27Like he's moved down the line. I won't accept it either
35:30I made a promise you change remember the time when you when you when you I thought I actually thought I had to call the
35:35Police because you followed me all the way to my car. Yeah
35:38Yeah
35:41It was right after the
35:42It's right after the odyssey thing. I don't think he followed me to my car
35:46Dave being like what do you think's gonna happen with the bonuses? I was like, dude, you quit. Yeah, I know I was all drugged up
35:52He walked all the way to my car
35:54No, because that hurts though because it's like I have devoted. I don't think you cry to to many people anymore
36:00I think you you should I would say I wouldn't say any call me. I wouldn't say any call me and let it out
36:05Call me and let it out
36:06I devoted to change and I don't like again all like find out all the things you did wrong
36:11I try not to do those things. So when you throw that little dig, like, oh, you moved on. I apologize
36:19I I I don't know you do know
36:23You know, have you no, I haven't that's the thing. Do you ever cry to jerry?
36:28No
36:29Jerry, we fucking talk and jerry cries to me just as much. Oh, okay
36:34I would love it. It's a podcast i'd listen to
36:39Oh the two guys who have the best life in the world just going back and forth being like this is how I got screwed I would
36:46Sign me up. I will personally pay for that podcast
36:49I will give both of you five grand if you take 10 episodes of that podcast
36:54I will never put it out public. I just want to hear it the cry babies. That would be an incredible podcast
37:00podcast
37:02You're mad at me now, come on
37:04I thought you I thought you did the jury so that i'm wrong
37:07Jerry is down for a bad period of time where he would call me. Okay as well the crybaby's podcast
37:13They definitely need the the creed thoughts like the two of them just air it out into the it's not
37:19That only I have access to cleansing trading back advice
37:23Right. Well, you two shouldn't be trading back advice, but a lot of the advice is like this guy fucked me
37:29Atch yeah, he's not doing the things like he hasn't helped me
37:33They're keeping me out of this
37:35That's a lot of the oh, man. I want that. So I will look cash
37:40Five grand each 10 episodes. There should be a professional on those calls
37:46We need a suicide
37:51Oh the world's outs, oh man, i'm never texting those two guys again, wait, who was it?
37:56So I said mine who was it? I don't know who the second person is. Who was it?
38:00I don't know which writer sent it to me. So i'm not was it i'm not gonna flip because he'll never know
38:04Who was it rico? Oh, you're not gonna tell me which one it is. No. All right. Well, i'll cut them both out rico. Tell me
38:11Tell me who it is
38:14No, I mean people yeah say it
38:17What say who it was?
38:19It's two top writers. Okay, tell me
38:22The only hints i'll give is voicemail and dave matthews
38:26And if you can't get it from that i'll tell you after
38:28hank
38:30And dave matthews, who's dave matthews i'll tell you after who's dave matthews dave
38:38Those guys are out now. Yeah, we gotta plug some holes. Yeah
38:44Okay, I might just that's it. I'm just giving everything to sully
38:48account passwords
38:50When it's all over he just cosplays me
38:52Can we get a deal on that like when i'm finally done like just move in sully sully just replaces me
38:59What?
38:59Just move sully sully. That's it. So I don't even know who's sully. I know sully
39:03So he's a stand-up guy. He's the only he's actually the only guy that rico can trust. That's it. Yeah
39:08He's got no one else top guy just left me. Who's your top guy? Oh hank voicemail. Oh, man
39:14That's brutal
39:16Oh tournament's over down goes bosco
39:23I love you bosco. I fucking love the origin of who originally proposed the cut from the name your number
39:29Oh, okay. Here we go fitting in because I definitely fucked up. So we'll say gave you michigan i've been live
39:38I said I loved it. Well, give me one then give me something. That's a winner. I think florida names their number
39:4591 and a half
39:47About to put it in right now. You think they score more than 91? Yeah. All right. Well peace little peace maybe
39:52ha ha ha
39:54I mean, it's a hundred a hundred percent
40:00It's like did we even doubt that he didn't even give it a heartbeat
40:03He gave the pick and he said give me a piece
40:06He literally exact opposite of what you just said early on this program. All right, little piece little piece, maybe
40:13Friends bet little piece you said it like five times
40:22Shut up, look at him
40:28Florida hits a total I get a couple high noons or i'll keep him out of this
40:33You just you just told him he can't he can't get involved. He's asking for high noon
40:40for cash
40:42You're you're a disgusting
40:44Person and that's fine. You're our disgusting person. Yeah, like
40:48You will always be you you will always be like if
40:53so if a national like if a bomb is gonna hit you are your costanza
40:59And with that episode when there's a fire in the kitchen, yeah, and he's just pushing the wind everybody
41:04He's just get me out. That is you you are always gonna be looking out for number one, which is fine
41:10I don't want you to change this. No, I will change because i've done really good now. We're going back
41:15Every day i'm calling down, you know what i'll follow your fucking car every day. I'm that's fine
41:19I want like you can't I think
41:22I'm proud of what i've done
41:23But then like you can't change at the at like the very deep down at your core
41:28You're a horrible guy and I don't want you to change because it does give us moments like this that are very funny
41:34Like this is a very funny. You've definitely made progress. Yeah in in in and i'm proud of it
41:39I'm proud of it, too
41:41Yeah, I mean how much of that is hip-hop?
41:43We don't know but there you've made huge strides in not being an asshole 100% of the time, right?
41:50Like you're actually a functioning nice normal person 95, but when the when the bullets are flying
41:57When it's like the opportunity is there and something big
42:01That's where boss go you get in and I don't really want you to change either. Yeah, I only pack one vest
42:08What yeah when the bullets are flying
42:11Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, I don't want you to change because like saturday night was
42:15I was I had tears in my eyes after thinking about like you extorting dave
42:19This is what makes bosco bosco like when he came to the horse race
42:22He didn't think but when he brought one cigar right for the group when I did go down and buy more though, right?
42:27But you have to be like, yeah, I know I have yeah brain farts the junkyard dog like you are
42:32it's good to know that you maybe you're like a
42:35Uh a marvel of evolution like you have been you've been evolved just to survive for yourself
42:42Like cockroach
42:45I hate you. I can't watch
42:48I love you. Oh
42:50Oh, yeah, yeah that did that the the old uh, yeah, he did the same exact thing to jack and he said afterwards like
42:57Oh, I shouldn't have done that and then he did it to jack
43:00Next year, he'll do it again. That was tough to jack
43:02The problem is that's the only weekend I get to see those people
43:05No, but you don't have to lie
43:06All you have to do is say I told you the exact same thing super bowl week
43:10Combine week if we're sitting at dinner and pft is like, oh, I I'm gonna go meet up with someone
43:15What do I care? Right? Yeah
43:17Like I would care if he said, oh my tummy hurts i'm going home and then he's out with you know
43:22a gm
43:24That's bosco
43:25One vest bosco. I fucking love you. All right
43:32You