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00:00He's trying to figure out an avenue where we can make music content,
00:06not get in trouble, not get the company in trouble, not get ourselves in trouble.
00:10And he is sincerely trying to find that avenue.
00:14Yeah.
00:14And he's trying to figure out who to speak with.
00:16It hasn't been Dave, it hasn't been Dan, it hasn't been Gaz.
00:20No one will give him or us just a straight answer being like,
00:25you can do this, you can do that.
00:26Which I'm sure is frustrating.
00:26You can't do this, you can't do that.
00:27While you're trying to grow a brand.
00:30So I understand his frustration.
00:32I do not think that he was singling anybody out or trying to get them fired or anything like that.
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02:39Oh, that was the old, like, Madden games.
02:41What time is it?
02:42Game time.
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02:43Who rocks in the house?
02:44Are you sure that's what it's from?
02:45No, that's Under Armour, right?
02:47What time is it?
02:48Oh, no, that's We Must Protect This House.
02:50Anyways, speaking of protecting this house,
02:53we have to protect the Barstool house
02:55from something that you're involved in.
02:58Kinda.
02:59No, you're not kinda.
03:00You're a co-host.
03:02Well, ask me questions then.
03:04You can be the interviewer.
03:05I'll be the interviewee.
03:07All right.
03:08And I'll be the middleman.
03:09Yeah, you can be the arbiter.
03:11Let's get into it a little bit about what happened.
03:14First of all, Barstool, what was it?
03:17Backstage.
03:18Backstage, yeah.
03:18I always think backyard.
03:19Backstage.
03:20So what was the original beef?
03:23There is no original beef.
03:25It's not a beef.
03:27We did the live stream of the Bracket Busters last week,
03:32and out of nowhere, Dave said that Barstool Backstage is canceled.
03:36I had not heard that yet.
03:37I learned about it like everybody else learned about it
03:40when Dave said that on the stream.
03:43And the reasoning was because we weren't bringing in
03:45enough revenue to counteract the lawsuits
03:48Barstool as an entire company was getting thrown at them
03:51from different media outlets or music outlets across the country.
03:55So we were easy bait to cut,
03:57which I fully understand that from Barstool and Portnoy
04:01and whoever are the powers that be perspective.
04:06Dante is pissed because there's other brands doing it too
04:09who aren't getting publicly called out like we did.
04:13I understand it from his perspective.
04:14Now, for everything that's happened in the last 24 hours,
04:18I am not on those emails.
04:20I am learning about this 10 minutes ago,
04:23just like the rest of you guys did.
04:25How glad are you that you're not on those emails?
04:27I could not be.
04:30I feel bad because there's people that are involved
04:33that have been trying to get a job here for five years now.
04:38We started this podcast five years ago,
04:39and they've been working their ass off behind the scenes,
04:42building the brand's accounts, editing, producing,
04:46paying out of pocket to take flights to go interview people
04:49in Nashville and Virginia and otherwise.
04:51We've spent a lot of money on this to put out good content.
04:54So I understand Guar.
04:56Yeah, with Guar, we did last year.
05:00Ironically enough, we're in the middle of an interview
05:02that we're going to have to bank hopefully
05:04that we can release it with Jeff Bridges right now.
05:08That is being recorded as we speak.
05:11Warren Haynes wants to come into the office on Friday.
05:13He's one of the all-time great guitarists.
05:16So there are ways for Barstool Backstage to make money
05:22and to put out good content.
05:24It's just like a chicken and an egg type thing.
05:27For that Kamala video that they talked me into doing
05:30a couple months back, I fronted that money.
05:32That was $3,000 for flights and hotels and everything.
05:36So I understand Dante's frustration
05:38because nobody cares about it outside of us
05:43who have been working on building that product.
05:46But as far as the whole KFC and Dante beef right now,
05:51I will say I'm like 85% on Dante's side for this one.
05:56Can I, as a middle person, can I say something?
05:59Yes.
05:59So you said multiple brands.
06:01From what I understand, there was a person,
06:03the person that Dante's calling out,
06:05it wasn't necessarily his brand.
06:07It's just something he was doing on the side
06:10as his own personal thing,
06:11but happened to have Barstool logos in the background.
06:15Yes.
06:16So since it's not technically a brand,
06:19do you think it was right for Dante
06:21to call out this specific guy for doing stuff on his own time?
06:25So every detail that you just said right there,
06:28those are all the details I got.
06:30I do not see those conversations.
06:32I didn't know Dante did this.
06:32I didn't see them either.
06:34I'm learning about it this morning.
06:36So am I.
06:36So I don't know.
06:38But what I do know that there is frustration
06:40that other brands are still doing
06:44what we got in trouble for.
06:47Like who?
06:48I don't know.
06:49I don't know.
06:49I do know it was Barstool as a whole that,
06:51and not just Barstool, like Complex Magazine,
06:54Rolling Stone Magazine,
06:55like it's open season right now
06:57on people using copyrighted music on the internet
07:01is across the board.
07:02It's across the board.
07:03It's not just Barstool specific.
07:05Obviously, like I said,
07:07Barstool backstage wasn't bringing in the revenue
07:09to make the juice worth the squeeze.
07:11Easy cut.
07:11I understand that.
07:13But Dante's pissed because it's like,
07:15well, other people are doing it.
07:16Why not them?
07:18I don't think he was ratting on anybody.
07:19He wasn't ratting on anybody.
07:21He, like this tweet says,
07:23which will be on the graphic for the rundown today.
07:30He was, he's trying to figure this out.
07:32I know he's trying to figure this out
07:33because I do see enough of the conversations.
07:35There's like 12 different group chats about it
07:38where he's trying to figure out an avenue
07:40where we can make music content,
07:44not get in trouble,
07:46not get the company in trouble,
07:47not get ourselves in trouble.
07:49And he is sincerely trying to find that avenue.
07:52And he's trying to figure out who to speak with.
07:55It hasn't been Dave.
07:56It hasn't been Dan.
07:58It hasn't been Gaz.
07:59Like no one will give him or us just a straight answer
08:03being like, you can do this, you can do that.
08:04Which I'm sure is frustrating.
08:05You can't do this, you can't do that.
08:06While you're trying to grow a brand.
08:07Yes.
08:08So I understand his frustration.
08:10I do not think that he was singling anybody out
08:14or trying to like get them fired or anything like that.
08:16Like I watched the KFC clip,
08:20looking at it from 30,000 feet
08:21and kind of seen more of the behind the scenes
08:25than Kevin has.
08:26I do think Kevin, his frustration is a little misplaced.
08:31Well, I mean, when you have like years of things
08:34that Kevin views as like a slight or like issues,
08:38I can see that being an issue with him.
08:41I have no idea.
08:41That's between those two.
08:42If I was Dante, the thing that would bother me the most
08:45is what Feidelberg says.
08:47Because Feidelberg never like goes at somebody like that.
08:50What exactly did he say?
08:51Feidelberg said something to the effect,
08:53oh, he's a snitch, a bitch, a loser and a lame.
08:56Like he went off musically about the music podcast.
09:00And so I, Kevin going at somebody, not surprising.
09:03Like that's Kevin's MO.
09:05Yeah.
09:05Not John's.
09:06John's usually will like chill back a little bit.
09:10But based on what Dante said there,
09:11I kind of understand where he's coming from.
09:14But Dave, like once the invoice comes in
09:18from the record company,
09:18I would punt y'all's podcast to the sun as well.
09:22Sure, I get it.
09:23Like I fully understand it.
09:27I fully understand that.
09:30Yeah.
09:30But I think it was one of those things.
09:35I'm whittling this down to what I know
09:37and what I have seen and what I have heard
09:40and what I've read.
09:41And Dante in this exact instance,
09:43throw away his relationship with John and KFC
09:47and other people.
09:48In this exact instance,
09:50I'm pretty certain he was not throwing anybody under the bus.
09:54If Dante.
09:55What he said in that reply right there,
09:57I believe that fully.
09:59I completely believe it.
10:00If Dante footed the bill for all of this,
10:03do you think it would be an issue?
10:05I think that's a pretty high bill.
10:06I don't know if Dante can foot that.
10:08See, that's why I got to get canceled.
10:10Like once you've been told multiple times.
10:12Here's the thing.
10:13But here's the thing.
10:14We were always told,
10:16hey, when you guys start selling off ad revenue,
10:19then you'll be a part of the company.
10:20Yeah, that's opposite though.
10:22Like selling ad revenue versus costing hundreds,
10:26like $100,000.
10:28Isn't that what Dave said over the course of it?
10:30I have no idea what the figure is.
10:31Also, I'm shocked that it didn't happen to me.
10:33Because when I had the serious show late at night,
10:35when Casey left originally,
10:37I wanted to do like Delilah after dark.
10:40So I just would bring up old like 80s and 90s ballads,
10:43love ballads and play that in its entirety.
10:45That was a long time ago.
10:46This is a brand new bar story.
10:48For sure.
10:49This is all, from what I understand,
10:51it's all social media.
10:53It has nothing to do with the podcasts
10:55or the content or anything we are putting out ourselves.
10:57And the funny thing is,
10:59a lot of the artists themselves,
11:01like you've seen them come in and out of here.
11:04And this is why I love interviewing musical artists.
11:06Because an athlete, they're doing a podcast as a favor.
11:10You know, they're not looking to promote themselves
11:12or anything typically.
11:13Musician, they are.
11:14It's a new album, new single, new EP, whatever.
11:17And they always give great interviews and everything.
11:19And they always literally will look you in the eye
11:23because we'll have them do acoustic sets
11:24in our studio up there and be like,
11:25please post this, please post this, please post this.
11:27The artist himself who wrote, recorded and sang the song
11:31will tell us to post shit.
11:33And then we'll get in trouble for it.
11:35Well, you got to just, I think you just got to do like,
11:37whenever we go out, the social people and you get a waiver,
11:40you got to have a waiver from-
11:41Oh no, that's the thing.
11:43We have been working with our behind the scenes people,
11:45getting licensing and all of that.
11:48All of that.
11:48We have been working with that.
11:50Like I am in all those emails.
11:52I see our legal people working with different music,
11:57whatever, studios, labels, whatever,
12:00and getting the appropriate permission.
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12:53Let's move into some of the other topics of the day.
12:55First up, Steph Curry, which I think this highlights
13:00who gives a shit of the internet the most.
13:02And Steph Curry, he made the insane shot this weekend
13:05and I'm sure most of you guys saw.
13:07So if you haven't seen it,
13:08I'm sure they'll put it up on the screen as well.
13:11He made a shot from about 15, 20 feet behind.
13:15It was in the opposite wind tunnel.
13:17Right, it was so far.
13:20And he made it and people went bananas because he made it.
13:23He deserves to have fake internet
13:24because people believe that that is a shot
13:27that he would make consistently because he would.
13:30But he didn't make it.
13:31Right, but that's the reason why people believe it
13:33because of his greatness.
13:34Right, but could you imagine being there
13:36and having that moment in your head,
13:38thinking that you watched Steph Curry
13:40from basically the locker room, throw it,
13:43and they're like, yeah, everyone erupts.
13:45And then you go the next day and check social media
13:47and find out it just tipped the edge of the net instead.
13:50Yeah.
13:50That would be sad.
13:51Would you rather be in the audience for that shot
13:54that didn't actually happen or the JFK one?
13:57JFK.
13:58Same.
13:58Same.
14:00I mean, again, Steph Curry should have made that shot.
14:03There was probably a second shooter in there.
14:05Maybe he did.
14:06Um, here's it.
14:09Now that we're in the trust tree,
14:10can I make it a mission?
14:11I thought it was a Photoshop or like,
14:13I didn't realize he just,
14:14the video was real and then he just missed it.
14:16I thought that he made it in the video
14:18and that someone made it look like he went in with that.
14:21Does that even make sense?
14:21I mean, that makes sense.
14:22I don't know what you're saying there.
14:23Photoshopping is crazy.
14:24AI is crazy.
14:25I thought it was like an AI basketball that he shot.
14:28Oh, that it was just like the whole thing was green screen?
14:30Yes, the entire thing was fake.
14:32You never know on the internet these days.
14:34Yeah, I got absolutely bamboozled a few years ago,
14:39a long time ago.
14:40So there's this video of a picnic
14:42and there was a bird that came by
14:45and it was like a hawk
14:46and it swooped down by the water,
14:48picked up a snake and flew around.
14:51And then once it got to a picnic table,
14:53dropped the snake on the people that were sitting there.
14:56They freaked out.
14:57I wrote this blog.
14:58It was long about how it's my absolute worst nightmare situation.
15:02I opened it up and it was back
15:03when I used to check out the comment section
15:05and it was probably 200 people
15:08just calling me an absolute idiot.
15:10And then I looked at it with a finer tooth comb.
15:12I was like, let me see here.
15:14Oh, I am dumb.
15:16You could get caught on the internet.
15:18You can get duped.
15:19Yeah.
15:19You can get duped every time.
15:21I hate the people that call you out for getting duped too
15:23because everybody's gotten duped.
15:24That's exactly right.
15:25That happened when Nikki Smokes this weekend too
15:27when he texted Tate and was like,
15:29check out these shoes I got from some WNBA superstar.
15:35And Tate was like, swear?
15:36He was like, yeah, dude, swear.
15:38And then he was like, look at this idiot bleep.
15:40Well, of course he told him.
15:41Why would you text somebody out of the blue
15:42and then be like, this is fake?
15:44My favorite dupes right now are when you go back
15:46and get on your Facebook
15:47and all the super boomers are sharing photos
15:50of these fake plants and like,
15:52oh, look how large this fish is.
15:54And it's like, you can clearly,
15:55or like this woman's doing her garden
15:59and it's like a hose is coming out of her arm.
16:01But they're like, wow, this garden is just gorgeous.
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17:45All right, what do we got next?
17:46Oh, fuck me.
17:48It's Snow White.
17:50Snow White isn't white and people lost their minds about it
17:54and now apparently the movie's bad too.
17:56I feel like if you have some of that type of controversy,
17:59it better be sick.
18:01It better be a great movie like Wicked.
18:03Wicked was unbelievable.
18:04Haven't seen that yet.
18:05I've heard it.
18:05I've heard it.
18:06I've heard both the play and the movie.
18:08I would like just to sing that soundtrack.
18:11All I know is pop, is that right?
18:13Popular, I don't gotta be careful.
18:16Don't want any music rights violations here.
18:19Take the whole rundown down.
18:20That's exactly right.
18:22But apparently the movie did absolute shit
18:24with bringing in only $34 million.
18:26$43 million.
18:28$43 million.
18:30I did not.
18:31I did not see it.
18:32What do you think?
18:32That would be amazing.
18:33If White Sox Dave was one of the like eight people
18:36in the country to go check it out.
18:39$43 million, still a lot of tickets sold.
18:42Is it though?
18:43I mean, not for one of those.
18:45What kind of asshole would wanna go?
18:46See, the people that spent the money to go see this
18:48are checking it out to see how bad it actually is.
18:51If she's not white, what is she?
18:52I'm very confused.
18:53She looks white-ish.
18:54I think she's Hispanic, yeah.
18:56Okay, I mean, that's fine, I guess.
18:58I mean, if you're a good actress, you're a good actress.
19:00Who gives a shit?
19:01I don't understand why people care.
19:04I don't get why if somebody remakes a movie,
19:07it's a big deal.
19:08It'd be one thing if they were trying to shoehorn
19:11like Denzel Washington
19:13into like an Abraham Lincoln biopic or something.
19:15I was just thinking like princesses.
19:17Who cares?
19:18It's a fucking Disney movie.
19:19Nobody cares when Jesus was white.
19:21But if there was a live action Pocahontas,
19:24I would want Pocahontas to be of native descent.
19:27Are we all in agreeance of that?
19:28Or Little Mermaid.
19:29Yes, totally.
19:32Mulan, again, one that I think
19:34should be historically accurate.
19:36Moana.
19:37Moana, but no white.
19:38No one has a brigade of seven dwarfs.
19:42At least I don't know of anyone that ever had that.
19:44What are they named?
19:44Like grumpy and sleazy.
19:45Sleepy, happy, grumpy, slutty.
19:48Slutty dwarf?
19:50Yeah.
19:50Sneezy, dopey, happy.
19:53This one doesn't really,
19:54I'm not gonna like go down with Snow White not being white
19:58just because her last name is white.
20:00If the movie sucks, that's one thing.
20:02Say the movie sucks, but who gives a shit?
20:05Or Tiana, Princess Tiana from the Prince and the Frog.
20:09Yeah.
20:10If she was white, I might have a problem with that.
20:12Yeah.
20:12But this one doesn't bother me.
20:14No, I don't care about Snow White either.
20:16Probably will never also watch the movie
20:17unless my daughter asks me, which she probably won't.
20:20No, I don't think.
20:21I don't think she'll be interested.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah, I don't think it will be either.
20:24The original's great.
20:24The original is great.
20:26All right, what's next?
20:27What do we got next here?
20:29Dan Hurley, maybe?
20:30Oh, probably, yeah, Dan Hurley.
20:32I do got a quick comment on that one, actually.
20:34So Dan Hurley, as most people know,
20:39went fucking kind of bananas towards Baylor about the refs.
20:44Right.
20:45I don't know, but...
20:47That's not bananas on the Dan Hurley scale.
20:49That's also true.
20:50That's also true.
20:51Also, he didn't get fucked.
20:53Just gonna throw it out there.
20:54I don't think he really...
20:54He didn't get fucked.
20:56So that was one of my points.
20:58That was him kind of being a bitch.
20:59I fucking...
21:00Don't be a sore loser.
21:01I understand UConn's great, but don't be...
21:04Referees fuck teams.
21:05That's their job.
21:07That's their job.
21:08They fuck teams.
21:09Play better.
21:10Play better.
21:11Yeah, and I mean, they didn't...
21:12They lost by two, right?
21:13You got a couple breaks.
21:14If you win a national championship in basketball,
21:17you got a couple breaks.
21:18Don't be Dan Hurley bitching at the refs.
21:21If you're some just shit guy that no one really knows,
21:25yeah, go ahead.
21:26Have your shining moment.
21:27But Dan Hurley did not need to make it about himself
21:30and UConn and the refs.
21:31It was about Florida winning that game,
21:33not the refs fucking UConn.
21:34But it's gotta be hard for Dan Hurley to realize that
21:37for the last two years, when the season was over,
21:40he got fellated like no one else has gotten fellated
21:43in college basketball in a long, long time.
21:46So going from that to realizing that little suck fest
21:51is gonna be over has gotta be mentally draining too.
21:54People are questioning, did you do a good job?
21:56Did you get the right players in?
21:58And you're bitching about something else.
22:00Not a great look.
22:00One other thing, the SID,
22:02like we all know how fast the internet moves here.
22:05The fuck does the SID mean anyway?
22:07What is that?
22:07Sports Information Director.
22:08He's like the...
22:10They kind of like are in charge of the social media
22:14and like they're underneath the AD.
22:16Are they like Gaz for us?
22:18Kind of, a little bit, in a way.
22:20They do everything for the team.
22:21So they do like all of the PR for the team.
22:24They handle media requests.
22:26Oh, that's a big job then.
22:27Yeah, no, for a big 10 school, like P5 school,
22:30it's a big job.
22:30That's a big job.
22:31But like Dan Hurley's your coach.
22:34He flips out all the time.
22:36What the hell are you...
22:37This is the story now that the SID...
22:40Nobody would have remembered this two days from now
22:42or the second Sweet 16 test.
22:45I didn't even remember it
22:46because I wasn't paying attention.
22:47So what the hell...
22:48I was paying attention to Florida.
22:49Just let the internet do its thing.
22:50Someone will be pissed off at something else in a day or two
22:54and nobody will remember that Dan Hurley
22:56was pissed off at the refs and yelling at Baylor.
22:59Not at Baylor, but like...
23:00Just being like,
23:01I hope they don't fuck you like they fucked us.
23:03And then he doubled down and said it again.
23:04It's like, dude, just shut up and go take your L.
23:07It's okay.
23:08You'll be back next year.
23:09Just trust me, Hurley.
23:11You're gonna be okay.
23:12All right.
23:13Anything for the after show?
23:14I am personally excited today to try some of that lamb.
23:18Yeah.
23:18I'm excited about...
23:19Well, we're not allowed to apparently.
23:20The one lamb.
23:21I think there's gonna be enough.
23:24I mean, so Chief said it well.
23:28What's the guy from Hagrid?
23:30White boy Rick is basically Hagrid.
23:32He's a massive individual.
23:35He needs more hair.
23:36Yeah.
23:38I think he could get five pounds down.
23:39And I think it's gonna be about 25 pounds.
23:41Let's set an over under on how much...
23:44Or let's just guess how many pounds total
23:46we think white boy Rick's gonna eat.
23:47I think, I mean...
23:48I'm guessing 12 pounds.
23:50I know that's a lot.
23:51How long does he have to eat it though?
23:52I think the entire yak.
23:54So two hours.
23:55There's zero chance.
23:58Zero that he gets over five and two hours.
24:01What do you think?
24:02He's a huge man.
24:02I would have said about five do.
24:04I mean, five pounds is so much.
24:06Think of a one pound burger.
24:07Or even a half pound burger.
24:08He has said that he's been preparing.
24:11So he's been like fasting, eating like...
24:13That's not bad.
24:14No, but I think he's trying to...
24:17I think he did the K-Dick eating lettuce
24:19to expand his stomach.
24:20That's what you're supposed to do.
24:21So I remember seeing...
24:23It was a documentary on Kobayashi.
24:25Yeah, how he would eat lettuce before.
24:26No, rice.
24:27Oh, rice?
24:28It was a couple of days before.
24:30Because it expands in your stomach
24:31when it gets liquid.
24:32And when I tell you a mountain of rice,
24:34it was a mountain of rice that he ate.
24:38It was only...
24:39Was it cooked?
24:40It was, yes.
24:41Yeah.
24:42Well, that's what I'm saying.
24:43Because people can die
24:44if they eat too much uncooked rice, right?
24:46Because it explodes in your stomach.
24:48It was cooked rice.
24:50He's Japanese.
24:50He knows how to handle rice.
24:52If you're eating so much rice,
24:53like hard rice,
24:56I feel like you deserve whatever comes your way.
24:58Yeah.
24:59I was just assuming
25:00that it could have been just a mountain
25:01of just dry ass rice crunching on it.
25:03Either way, I think we need to have a tradition here
25:06that if you do one of these eating challenges,
25:09you have to put the post picture on the internet.
25:12The belly?
25:13Because Tate sent me it from his,
25:15the green donuts.
25:17Absolutely just incredible artwork
25:19that happened in that toilet.
25:21It was just...
25:22Oh, that?
25:23Yeah.
25:23Gross.
25:24It looked like abstract art almost.
25:25Like a Jackson Pollock.
25:27I need to see...
25:28We need to have...
25:29And I told Joey Chestnut when he was in the office,
25:31I was like, why don't you have
25:32on like an OnlyFans?
25:35Just to show you?
25:35Like a live stream of your toilet the next day.
25:39The sounds that would come out of there
25:41would be ungodly.
25:43How do you shit after eating 70 hot dogs?
25:46You don't?
25:46A lot.
25:47I think you just kind of get forceps
25:49and open up your butthole and just let it happen.
25:52That's gotta be like a plumbing danger.
25:55I have comfortable ass toilet seat.
25:56You remember?
25:57Oh, bidet is a must.
25:58Y'all remember the foam toilet seats growing up?
26:00Oh yeah.
26:00I don't feel like they make those anymore.
26:02I think it might've been like a sanitation hazard probably.
26:05Had to...
26:07Even worse whenever you had carpet around your toilet and all.
26:10What kind of lunatics did that?
26:12The 70s?
26:13Everyone.
26:13Your grandparents, my grandparents.
26:15My grandparents, they always said tile.
26:17And they've lived in the house they live in for like 50 years.
26:20Not mine.
26:20The carpet in the bathroom is just a bad idea in general.
26:24Yeah.
26:25Awful idea.
26:26Yeah.
26:26Get moldy and eh.
26:28Yeah. All right.
26:28Glad we ended there.
26:30Everybody, thanks for tuning in.
26:32One quick thing.
26:33We were talking about rice a minute ago.
26:35Have you ever seen the show Trigger Happy TV?
26:38For what?
26:38I have not seen it.
26:39Trigger Happy TV.
26:40No.
26:41All right.
26:42Put a pin on that.
26:42We're going to talk about that later.
26:43It's your kind of show chaps.
26:45Hell yeah.
26:45All right.
26:46We'll see you guys tomorrow on the rundown.
26:48Thanks.