Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 31st March 2024
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00:00 (Music)
00:17 Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:20 Friends, the identity of a good teacher and a good human being is that
00:24 when his words turn out to be wrong, he is very happy.
00:28 He is extremely happy because he knows that he has reached the right path.
00:34 And if he gets angry and says, "How could you prove me wrong?"
00:39 then you should know that he is not a good teacher or a good human being.
00:43 If your teacher has always given you the answer to everything
00:47 and has never said to you, "I don't know this thing."
00:50 then you should know that he doesn't know anything.
00:53 The sign of a great human being is that when he knows that he doesn't know anything
01:00 then he tells it to people.
01:02 He is not ashamed.
01:04 He is not scared.
01:05 He is always doubtful about his facts.
01:08 This is the sign of a great human being.
01:10 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:14 Today we will take you to the mobster's den and see what they are planning.
01:19 (Music)
01:22 (Laughs)
01:27 Leave it, sir.
01:28 It's your turn now.
01:29 (Laughs)
01:31 What are you doing?
01:32 (Laughs)
01:36 This is not a drum show.
01:38 Yes, yes.
01:39 This is our show.
01:40 You are Turpo and I am Minuto.
01:41 (Laughs)
01:42 What are you doing these days?
01:44 Today we are planning something big, Turpo.
01:47 I am always after you, sir.
01:49 Today we are going on a big mission.
01:51 (Laughs)
01:52 What are you planning?
01:53 Russian egg is lying in the museum.
01:56 The price of that egg is 20 crores.
02:01 Yes, Russian egg can be of this price.
02:03 Russian egg is expensive.
02:04 Imperial eggs are expensive.
02:06 So this guy is going to buy an egg worth 20 crores.
02:08 You are a cheapskate.
02:10 (Laughs)
02:11 If you are going to steal Russian egg,
02:14 then they must have kept it there.
02:15 There will be no security for it.
02:16 We have all the plans.
02:18 And you know that we are taking the help of artificial intelligence.
02:20 Why?
02:21 Because we don't have actual intelligence.
02:22 (Laughs)
02:23 You won't be able to sell that egg in the open market.
02:26 Sir, we will sell it in the Bund market.
02:28 (Laughs)
02:28 It can be sold on the dark web.
02:30 Where will you go on the dark web?
02:32 We will do zone VPN, download Onion browser
02:35 and sell it on store.com.
02:36 (Laughs)
02:38 (Applause)
02:40 Okay, do one thing.
02:42 Find someone who knows you.
02:44 Sell the egg worth 8-10 lakhs.
02:47 You tell me.
02:48 Sir, you tell me how much you want to sell it.
02:50 First, bring it.
02:51 You can buy it.
02:53 You can buy it.
02:55 (Laughs)
02:56 We have a very good plan.
02:58 What plan?
02:59 Plan A.
03:00 Before planning plan A, tell me.
03:02 Yes.
03:02 Which museum is it in?
03:03 It is in Lahore museum.
03:05 It is in Lahore museum.
03:06 Yes, it is in Chaburji.
03:07 Lahore museum, Chaburji.
03:09 Russia has made a separate display here.
03:12 Yes.
03:13 They have kept the egg inside that display.
03:15 Yes, now I understand.
03:17 A special guard from Russia has come, Mikhail Sholokhov.
03:20 Sholokhov.
03:21 He is feared by his name.
03:24 Okay.
03:24 Sir, I have done his entire monthly racking.
03:26 Okay.
03:26 He doesn't get scared.
03:27 Okay.
03:28 Even he searches for himself after every hour.
03:30 (Laughs)
03:31 But we have a very good plan.
03:32 What plan?
03:33 We will all go on a helicopter.
03:35 Yes.
03:35 We will get down.
03:36 Yes.
03:37 And we will pick up the egg.
03:38 We will sit in the helicopter.
03:39 Tick, tock, tock, tock.
03:40 You have a helicopter?
03:42 We will arrange it.
03:43 Mr. Haroon, how much does it cost to fly a helicopter?
03:45 It is around 25 lakhs to 50 lakhs.
03:49 Sir, then we will leave the egg and go on a helicopter.
03:51 (Laughs)
03:52 But sir, when the helicopter will land,
03:54 it will make a sound too.
03:55 Tick, tock, tock, tock.
03:57 The fan will also work.
03:57 Yes, the sound will also be there.
03:58 I have so many fans.
04:00 Then you do one thing.
04:01 Without making any noise.
04:01 And then when we have to go,
04:03 Yes.
04:04 We will quietly go and pick up the egg.
04:05 Yes.
04:05 We will switch off the fan.
04:06 Oh, my!
04:07 Switch off the fan.
04:08 (Laughs)
04:12 You want to fly without making any noise.
04:14 Yes.
04:15 Sit on the owl.
04:16 (Laughs)
04:17 There is no sound of the owl.
04:19 I will tell you one thing.
04:20 What?
04:20 The person who made us talk,
04:21 he is a gay.
04:22 He will pick up the egg.
04:23 (Laughs)
04:24 No, it is nothing like that.
04:26 Sir, plan A, cancel.
04:28 Plan B, start.
04:28 Boss, give me the order.
04:31 12.5 police are searching for me.
04:33 12.5?
04:34 Yes.
04:35 What do you mean?
04:35 A small kid has come to Thailand.
04:37 (Laughs)
04:38 So what is his punishment?
04:39 5 years, 10 years?
04:40 No, no, this is not the punishment.
04:41 Hmm.
04:41 I will catch him and make him tension.
04:43 (Laughs)
04:44 Plan B.
04:45 Hmm.
04:46 Hmm.
04:47 You also think.
04:48 You have to take the money.
04:48 You only think.
04:49 Boss, I have thought.
04:52 What?
04:53 You think.
04:54 (Laughs)
04:58 Let's all think together.
04:59 Okay.
05:00 Hmm.
05:00 Tell me what is the plan now?
05:02 What else?
05:02 Now we will hang him and then we will leave.
05:04 (Laughs)
05:05 And then we will decide with the dacoits.
05:07 (Laughs)
05:08 Our plan B is this.
05:09 What?
05:10 Pick up this blackboard.
05:12 Hmm.
05:12 And straighten it.
05:13 Straighten it.
05:14 This.
05:16 I will make a map and show you.
05:21 Assume that
05:22 this is a museum.
05:25 And this is a guard.
05:28 Our boss is so sensible.
05:29 Hmm.
05:30 He is not writing 'Aramna' after waking up.
05:31 He is writing 'Tango'.
05:32 (Laughs)
05:33 What is this? Is this an egg?
05:37 This is an egg.
05:38 Sir, it is very difficult to steal.
05:40 Why?
05:40 That guard is just like the egg.
05:42 (Laughs)
05:43 (Laughs)
05:44 And this is its main gate.
05:45 Hmm.
05:46 What?
05:47 This is the main gate, right?
05:48 Main gate.
05:49 (Laughs)
05:51 We will come a little here.
05:53 Okay.
05:53 He made the main gate here.
05:54 He couldn't get the museum.
05:56 (Laughs)
05:57 There is a house here.
06:00 Corner plot.
06:01 We will rent this house.
06:02 Okay.
06:04 And from here
06:05 straight
06:07 to here.
06:08 Under the egg.
06:09 Is this straight?
06:10 It is a little bit.
06:11 (Laughs)
06:12 How will you make the room?
06:13 I have an idea for the room.
06:15 Okay.
06:15 Nearby.
06:17 Hmm.
06:18 A plaza is being built.
06:19 We will bring the contractor here.
06:21 Good.
06:22 Good.
06:22 We will talk to him.
06:24 He will make the room for us.
06:26 You both go.
06:27 Okay.
06:27 Call that contractor.
06:28 Okay, let him come.
06:29 He will get two rotis, some fritters, some chutney.
06:32 Okay, sir.
06:33 Okay.
06:33 Hey, don't go.
06:34 You will get beaten up.
06:35 Don't sit on the road.
06:36 I have been working for 20 years.
06:38 I don't even get rotis.
06:39 (Laughs)
06:40 You will change my life.
06:42 If I get you.
06:44 What will you do?
06:45 I will buy new jeans, new shoes, new shirt.
06:48 Sir, you already have something.
06:50 What is the problem if I have something else?
06:52 (Laughs)
06:53 Sir, you will get money.
06:54 First, you will get the purpose.
06:56 Have you gone mad?
06:57 We will buy a new fan.
06:59 Yes.
07:00 We will put it on his head.
07:02 (Laughs)
07:03 (Applause)
07:05 Come.
07:05 What is the problem?
07:06 Is this wrong, Mr. Kandani?
07:08 (Laughs)
07:10 Sir, there was a straight contractor there.
07:11 But I have brought this one knowingly.
07:12 Why?
07:13 Sir, how to make the tunnel?
07:14 Do it like this.
07:15 (Laughs)
07:16 You were saying that you will get construction work done.
07:19 Why are you holding a gun?
07:20 (Laughs)
07:23 We are dacoits.
07:25 Brother, I am very scared of dacoits.
07:28 Yes.
07:29 All my five sons are dacoits.
07:32 They have killed five people.
07:34 Oh.
07:36 We are just sitting here.
07:38 (Laughs)
07:39 We are not dacoits.
07:40 Brother.
07:42 That is fine.
07:43 But why have you called me?
07:44 I think you have a burden on your shoulders.
07:47 (Laughs)
07:48 My sons are with me.
07:51 I will never be a father.
07:53 Really?
07:54 Actually, I am not even 24 years old.
07:56 Listen to me.
07:58 You will do what we tell you to do.
08:01 I have got the guarantee of my life.
08:02 (Laughs)
08:04 Do you know what is happening?
08:05 Uncle, this is what is happening.
08:07 (Laughs)
08:08 He is my brother.
08:09 (Laughs)
08:10 We are from Tanliyar.
08:11 Okay.
08:12 You are a contractor.
08:12 Yes.
08:13 You should get us work and money.
08:15 Okay.
08:15 Do one thing.
08:16 Yes.
08:17 We have to build a tunnel.
08:18 Where?
08:18 This is our house.
08:19 We have to build a tunnel from here to the museum.
08:21 Okay.
08:23 One is a gate tunnel and the other is a gate tunnel.
08:27 Brother, how many contractors have you made in this map?
08:29 (Laughs)
08:31 This means that you will be made in two days
08:33 by the map of a canal house.
08:35 (Laughs)
08:37 Sir, it is 150 kilometres from here.
08:40 (Laughs)
08:42 You can't even take Farhad with you.
08:44 (Laughs)
08:45 Sir, you have a big machinery.
08:47 Yes, a big machinery.
08:48 You can get a bus and spend your money on it.
08:51 I didn't say 150.
08:52 I said 150 kilometres.
08:53 (Laughs)
08:54 You will get a lot of work done here.
08:56 How?
08:57 My son has come here.
08:59 He will get hurt on one side and I will get hurt on the other.
09:02 We will meet on the road and you will be ready.
09:05 We will keep in touch on the phone on the way.
09:08 What if we don't meet?
09:10 Then I will spend 200 rupees on that money.
09:12 (Laughs)
09:13 You have to make so much profit.
09:14 You are not going to get anything.
09:15 (Laughs)
09:16 No, contractor.
09:17 We need this work very soon.
09:19 Is it okay to do it soon?
09:21 It can be ready in two hours.
09:24 In two hours?
09:26 In two hours?
09:26 How will it be in two hours?
09:27 We will also get hurt.
09:29 I also have a lot of work to do.
09:31 You can do it in two hours.
09:33 We have been sitting here for 20 years.
09:37 How long will it take?
09:39 150 kilometres.
09:40 How long will it take?
09:41 It will take at least 8 years.
09:45 I think you have a lot of work to do.
09:47 Yes.
09:47 You can leave. We will do it.
09:49 Go.
09:50 Go.
09:52 Pushpa, we don't have so much time.
09:56 It would be nice if we could kill him in Turejan.
09:58 Why?
09:58 We have a lot of money.
10:00 What will you do now?
10:01 All your plans have failed.
10:03 Listen to me.
10:05 Take the ticket.
10:07 And go inside the museum.
10:10 Good idea.
10:11 Good idea.
10:13 We don't need this.
10:16 Good idea.
10:17 As soon as we enter the museum,
10:20 the time will be over.
10:22 The guard will come.
10:23 He will press a button.
10:25 An alarm will go off.
10:26 New, new, new.
10:30 I think we are stuck in New Khan.
10:33 The laser will go off.
10:36 There are laser lights.
10:39 We have to be careful.
10:40 Come here.
10:42 Yes.
10:42 Bring that.
10:43 We will train.
10:44 Oh, good.
10:45 What is this?
10:46 This is a laser.
10:47 For the laser.
10:48 We have to be careful.
10:49 You will train on how to be careful.
10:52 Yes.
10:53 Wait a minute.
10:55 Wait.
10:56 Look.
10:57 I can understand the thin one.
11:00 But how will the other ones pass?
11:04 It's very easy.
11:05 Very good.
11:05 How?
11:07 It will go off.
11:09 Very good.
11:11 Very good.
11:12 Good.
11:13 No, it will go off.
11:19 It will get stuck.
11:20 Very good.
11:25 Applause.
11:27 Very good.
11:29 Very good.
11:31 I think the machine is broken.
11:33 Why?
11:34 All the lasers are stuck.
11:37 Come out.
11:38 Very good.
11:39 Come out.
11:40 This is a mince.
11:43 The reason we stole the egg is because of the laser.
11:49 Very good.
11:50 One is out.
11:51 The other one is small.
11:54 What will happen if it gets stuck?
11:57 Death.
11:59 You will die.
12:00 It's okay.
12:01 You will die.
12:02 I will give you the money.
12:07 You can give it to me.
12:08 Tell my uncle not to come here.
12:13 He will die.
12:14 He will not say that.
12:15 If anyone wants to take it, he will give it to me.
12:19 If anyone wants to give it, he will die.
12:22 If you don't have a wife or a child, what message do you have for them?
12:27 I have a child.
12:28 If I don't live, what message will I give to my children?
12:31 At least say I love you to your wife.
12:34 He will say anything.
12:35 He is dying.
12:36 You have made it a valentine's day.
12:40 What is your wife's name?
12:42 Meedan.
12:43 Say I love you.
12:44 I will say I love you to Meedan.
12:46 Send her a message before she dies.
12:49 I have always loved you.
12:52 I will always remember you.
12:55 Meedan.
12:56 I will give my wife a message.
12:59 Give it to her.
13:00 Meedan, I have always loved you.
13:04 I will always remember you.
13:06 You don't know how to say Meedan.
13:09 Say it in Punjabi.
13:11 You don't know how to say Meedan in Urdu.
13:14 Say it straight.
13:15 Meedan is my wife.
13:18 I will give her your message.
13:22 Meedan loves you.
13:24 She will always remember you.
13:27 Meedan.
13:28 What is Meedan?
13:29 Say it straight.
13:31 You will be happy.
13:33 Come on.
13:36 Very good.
13:39 Good.
13:40 Life and death are different.
13:42 Good technique.
13:44 You are hurt.
13:45 You have a broken knee.
13:46 You are hurt.
13:47 You have a broken knee.
13:48 She says Meedan has a broken knee.
13:51 Come out.
13:52 I will give you a tight slap.
13:54 He has a laser pen.
13:57 Pen?
13:58 He is a doctor.
14:00 You have a broken heart.
14:02 You have a broken heart.
14:04 You have a broken neck.
14:05 I have a broken neck.
14:06 Yes.
14:07 I have a red spot.
14:11 I know that only his clothes are left.
14:15 He has a broken arm.
14:17 Now he has a broken hand.
14:18 You will have a problem.
14:20 Good.
14:24 He has a broken leg.
14:26 You are hurt.
14:27 You are half.
14:28 Come on.
14:29 Come on.
14:30 Give me a leg.
14:32 Take it.
14:33 Take it.
14:34 Take a big piece of meat.
14:36 The machine is gone.
14:38 I will give you the same message.
14:41 Don't you understand the smart man's words?
14:45 What is it?
14:46 I have got everything checked.
14:47 Okay.
14:48 This is not the direction of the laser.
14:50 This is like this.
14:52 In length.
14:53 Yes.
14:54 I have got it checked.
14:55 Yes.
14:56 You have a lot of connections in the museum.
14:58 Take this.
15:00 This is the direction.
15:02 You move this side.
15:04 That is it.
15:06 He has got everything checked in the museum.
15:09 Is it in?
15:10 Yes.
15:11 Hold this.
15:12 Hold this.
15:13 Yes.
15:14 He is here.
15:17 He has got a broken leg.
15:19 After this.
15:21 One minute.
15:22 After this.
15:25 Yes.
15:26 This is the leg.
15:27 This is the leg.
15:28 This is the laser.
15:30 This is the laser.
15:31 Look at this.
15:32 Brother.
15:33 Brother.
15:35 Hello.
15:36 Hello.
15:37 Hello.
15:38 Hello.
15:39 The egg is red.
15:40 The laser is on the egg.
15:45 Oh.
15:46 Good.
15:47 Clap.
15:48 Very good.
15:49 Shoot the gun from your side.
15:52 We cannot pass through the laser.
15:54 Yes.
15:55 We have to go near the egg.
15:56 Pick it up.
15:57 And run.
15:58 Good.
15:59 But.
16:00 When we pick up the egg.
16:01 There will be a gas coming from below.
16:04 And you have to close your mouth.
16:06 What?
16:07 Yes.
16:08 We have to take so much trouble to get the money.
16:10 But you can wear a mask.
16:14 We have to take the ticket to the museum.
16:16 It's a matter of honesty.
16:18 You could have got a holiday.
16:19 Why are you taking so much tension?
16:23 I will give you two fritters.
16:24 Come here.
16:25 This.
16:26 This.
16:27 Pick up the egg.
16:29 And gas.
16:30 Hold your breath.
16:31 Oh.
16:32 Oh.
16:33 Oh.
16:34 Oh.
16:35 Oh.
16:36 Oh.
16:37 Oh.
16:38 Oh.
16:39 I was dying.
16:40 I was angry.
16:41 I was dying.
16:42 We have to pick it up.
16:43 And run.
16:44 There is a solution to this.
16:45 What is that?
16:46 We will go there.
16:47 Yes.
16:48 We will shoot the gas machine.
16:49 Good.
16:50 We will shoot the laser machine.
16:51 Good.
16:52 After that we will shoot the guard.
16:53 Good.
16:54 You are very smart.
16:55 But do it properly.
16:56 First shoot the guard.
16:57 Otherwise.
16:58 First shoot the laser machine.
16:59 Otherwise shoot the machine.
17:00 No.
17:01 But I don't understand.
17:02 There is only one guard on security.
17:03 Then you didn't hear the name of Mikhail Shulakhov.
17:04 No.
17:05 He is alone is powerful than thousands.
17:06 He is very dangerous.
17:07 He comes like a storm.
17:08 He goes like a storm.
17:09 No one can separate from his eyes.
17:10 But Shulakhov is the name of a lake.
17:11 It is the name of a river.
17:12 It is the name of a sea.
17:13 It is the name of a mountain.
17:14 It is the name of a glacier.
17:15 Your name is Shulakhov.
17:16 It is the name of a mountain.
17:17 It is the name of a glacier.
17:18 It is the name of a mountain.
17:19 It is the name of a glacier.
17:20 It is the name of a mountain.
17:21 It is the name of a glacier.
17:28 You should have written the whole wall.
17:29 You are not sending me to the toilet.
17:30 You are sending me to the toilet.
17:31 And Shulakhov is his crush.
17:32 Yes.
17:33 In 15 years, Shulakhov is going to retire.
17:34 Okay.
17:35 We will wait for his retirement.
17:36 Brother, it will take a long time.
17:37 This band is outside the museum.
17:38 This band is outside the museum.
17:39 This band is outside the museum.
17:40 This band is outside the museum.
17:41 This band is outside the museum.
17:42 This band is outside the museum.
17:43 This band is outside the museum.
17:44 This band is outside the museum.
17:45 This band is outside the museum.
17:46 This band is outside the museum.
17:47 This band is outside the museum.
17:48 This band is outside the museum.
17:49 This band is outside the museum.
17:50 I understand he has been doing this for a century.
17:52 It's a good plan to escape from him. - Hey!
17:56 I'll tell you a plan to escape from the police as well.
17:58 Tell me, Mr. Ukrada.
18:00 Don't rob, leave it.
18:01 Then come with me. - Come.
18:03 Get up.
18:04 Hurry up. - Let's go.
18:06 Come, come, come. Come. - Yes.
18:13 I'm the oldest guide of this museum. - Okay.
18:15 I'll tell you how many unique pictures are available.
18:19 Wow! - Like this picture.
18:21 This one? - Yes.
18:23 There's a long story behind this as well.
18:25 Okay, we're interested. Tell us what's behind this.
18:29 What are you doing?
18:32 I'm looking for the story behind this.
18:34 Excuse me. Show me a painting of Rembrandt.
18:38 Rembrandt's painting? - Yes.
18:39 Oh, yes. This is Rembrandt's painting.
18:41 Do you have a German shepherd?
18:44 Rembrandt is Rembrandt.
18:47 Now you'll ask me where's Da Vinci's picture? - Yes.
18:51 Very interesting. Did you click a picture of Da Vinci?
18:53 No, I was trying to say painting.
18:55 I used to click pictures of Da Vinci.
18:57 I used to sell 8 pictures for Rs. 100 and return them in 15 minutes.
19:00 Look at this. Is this a photo or a painting?
19:04 Wow! - Yes.
19:05 Oh, my God! Mona, but..
19:08 Mona Lisa. - Mona Lisa. Sorry.
19:11 Actually, she looks real. - Yes, absolutely.
19:14 Da Vinci has worked hard on the picture. - Yes.
19:17 He has made the frame cheaper.
19:19 I want to take a selfie.
19:21 This is the specialty of this painting. - Okay.
19:32 When you make a pout, the face will come forward.
19:35 When you leave it, it will go back.
19:37 Wow!
19:38 Hey, where's the egg? Egg! Egg!
19:41 Under this.
19:43 Move back. - Why?
19:44 Move back. - Is this working?
19:47 None of you can stand near this egg.
19:51 This egg?
19:52 This is a Russian egg.
19:54 What's the price of this?
19:55 The price of this is Rs. 20 crores.
19:59 What's the identity of the real egg?
20:03 Look at this.
20:04 Oh, God! - This is real.
20:07 This is real.
20:09 If this was a fake egg, it wouldn't have opened.
20:12 Yes! This is real.
20:14 Why is there security?
20:16 It's very strict.
20:19 The laser and all..
20:21 We have finished the laser.
20:23 What have you done?
20:24 What's the security?
20:26 There's a special system.
20:29 As soon as someone touches the egg, the system will be on.
20:33 Tell us about the system.
20:36 I can't tell you about that system.
20:37 Oh, God! I'm scared.
20:39 Oh, God!
20:40 Come on, the time is up.
20:42 Sholokhoff!
20:43 Yes, brother.
20:44 You called me from Russia?
20:46 Yes, brother.
20:47 You're a good man.
20:50 It's been a long time since I've been a security guard.
20:52 I think it's my fate.
20:54 He's a dangerous man. Did you see him?
20:56 He's pulling out the whole thing.
20:59 Sholokhoff doesn't even have a gun.
21:02 You guys are so useless.
21:04 Come on, the time is up.
21:07 Follow me.
21:08 Come this way.
21:09 Come, ma'am. We'll drop you outside.
21:12 Okay.
21:13 Put the egg in the bag.
21:15 Even your father can't put it in the bag.
21:17 If you try, I'll put it in.
21:19 Leave the bag.
21:20 What's going on?
21:21 The system is working, but the sound is good.
21:24 Put it in the bag.
21:25 Oh, God!
21:26 Where are you going?
21:28 She's talking and looking at us.
21:30 Leave it. I'll hold it.
21:32 Hold it.
21:33 You're a boy from Billa Baghiar, right?
21:34 Yes.
21:35 He knows my family.
21:37 Come on, man.
21:38 Hold it.
21:39 Don't touch the eggs with your dirty hands.
21:42 Yes.
21:43 I think you're the only one who knows the court.
21:47 Ma'am, I don't think this is right.
21:50 Where are your weapons?
21:52 Where are the weapons?
21:54 They told us to get weapons and stuff.
21:56 They'll get us killed.
21:58 Leave him.
22:02 He'll cut our throats.
22:03 He'll kick us.
22:04 Leave him.
22:06 She's hitting us.
22:07 Come on.
22:08 Come on.
22:09 He ran away.
22:11 He ran away with the eggs.
22:13 He ran away with the eggs.
22:14 Who are you?
22:15 I'm the security.
22:17 He was right here.
22:26 He's a Billa Gharghar.
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27:07 He's a Billa Gharghar.
27:09 He's a Billa Gharghar.
27:11 She's right.
27:13 One stove and a bill of Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
27:15 I think you get people in the locality to steal.
27:19 You should have put them in the gas.
27:21 Look at this.
27:23 Look at this.
27:25 How dare you?
27:27 You're showing off your meter.
27:29 He can take a picture of the meter.
27:31 I was holding the meter.
27:33 Why were you standing with the meter?
27:35 I thought I'd get some vegetables.
27:37 I took a selfie.
27:40 She said she'd come to the reading.
27:42 She'd open the code and take a selfie.
27:44 They cut it.
27:46 I don't know. - It's okay.
27:48 I think I'll remember the violence
27:50 when they check the bill.
27:52 When did he come?
27:54 He came at 6 or 6.30 am.
27:56 Who comes to check the reading?
27:58 What time does he come? - Everyone sleeps.
28:00 That's why you were singing a song at 6.30 am.
28:02 I woke up at 5 am.
28:08 I was driving a Geyser.
28:10 Listen to me. Go to the gas station.
28:12 She's the same.
28:14 She's the one who asked for the meter.
28:16 Listen to me.
28:18 You should go to the gas station.
28:20 I won't go.
28:22 I won't go to the servants.
28:24 They'll come to my house.
28:26 They'll rob my house.
28:28 I won't spare you.
28:30 I'll go to Haroon Bure's house.
28:32 What about the good ones? - They'll come.
28:34 Maasi, go to Bure's house.
28:36 Go to Bure's house.
28:38 How much did the people who live with you pay?
28:42 Do you have any idea? - They only paid Rs. 2100.
28:44 Rs. 2100?
28:46 They'll pay the bill.
28:48 They'll pay the bill.
28:50 Two people paid Rs. 2100.
28:52 Why don't they pay? - I don't understand.
28:54 Four people.
28:56 I took the reading that the meter told me.
28:59 The meter told you?
29:01 The meter doesn't talk to you.
29:03 I understand. You do one thing.
29:05 This is a problem with the people.
29:07 You call the gas station.
29:09 Call your department.
29:11 Tell them that the meter is not working.
29:13 I doubt that it's not reading properly.
29:15 Take it off and seal it in front of me.
29:17 Take my signatures.
29:19 Take it to your office.
29:21 Seal it in front of me.
29:23 Check the pressure.
29:25 Change the meter.
29:27 If you have read too much
29:29 the money will be reversed.
29:31 That's the process.
29:33 I can do all the process.
29:35 Let me go.
29:37 Mom, end this story.
29:39 Come to my office.
29:41 Mr. Aarif is not coming to the office.
29:43 He has retired.
29:45 I won't come to your office.
29:47 He's still hanging around.
29:49 You brought four people.
29:51 I brought four of my own.
29:53 I'm the counsellor.
29:55 I'll hit you.
29:57 I won't bring them.
29:59 You bring eight of them.
30:01 Tell me, are all your hair like this?
30:03 Or is one of them straight?
30:05 Are all your hair like this?
30:07 Mine are like this.
30:09 She's asking if all your hair are like this
30:11 or are they straight?
30:13 I don't know.
30:15 I don't hit poor people.
30:17 I just hit them.
30:19 (Laughs)
30:21 There's one thing.
30:23 These poor people.
30:25 They have a high bill.
30:27 The meter is not working.
30:29 The meter is not working.
30:31 I was given the wrong bill.
30:33 I'll fix it at the office.
30:35 I'll fix it at the office.
30:37 I'll open it.
30:39 Open it.
30:41 Open it.
30:43 Thank God, the matter is solved.
30:45 Thank God.
30:47 What song are you singing?
30:49 I'll open it.
30:51 Mom, the gas is not working.
30:53 It's coming.
30:55 I'm trying to get the meter.
30:57 We're worried since morning.
30:59 Who are you?
31:01 She's the neighbor and she's the baker.
31:03 I'm just her gas bill.
31:05 Oh!
31:07 Your brothers are not bakers.
31:09 (Laughs)
31:11 They're good.
31:13 I pay the bill and they pay the rest.
31:15 Mr. Arun, this is what happens.
31:17 What?
31:19 When the meter is not working,
31:21 they pay the gas to four houses.
31:23 They pay the bill of Rs. 1000.
31:25 How do you know?
31:27 I've never paid anyone Rs. 1000.
31:29 (Laughs)
31:31 I pay Rs. 1000 and I get Rs. 4000.
31:33 How?
31:35 The baker gave me the gas.
31:37 (Laughs)
31:39 I mean, we gave you the gas.
31:41 (Laughs)
31:43 How long have you been taking the gas from your aunt?
31:45 It's been 20 years.
31:47 She's a small gas bill.
31:49 You've never paid Rs. 2.5 lakhs in 20 years.
31:51 You're so worried.
31:53 I've never paid before.
31:55 I used to get Rs. 5000 or Rs. 10,000.
31:56 Yes.
31:58 I used to get Rs. 5000 before.
32:00 I had set the meter.
32:02 The meter changed.
32:04 The bill of that time started coming to Rs. 3000.
32:06 Okay.
32:08 You're a good man.
32:10 You're not telling me.
32:12 (Laughs)
32:14 You're a showman.
32:16 Okay.
32:18 You've brought me to the wrong place.
32:20 (Laughs)
32:23 I'm the owner of a bakery.
32:24 (Laughs)
32:26 Next time, give free double rotis
32:28 and we'll lock you up.
32:30 (Laughs)
32:32 (Applause)
32:34 Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
32:36 Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
32:38 Give me a lollipop.
32:40 He doesn't look like a nurse.
32:42 He looks like a patient.
32:44 (Laughs)
32:46 He's waiting for the patient to come.
32:48 (Laughs)
32:51 (Music)
32:52 "Wake up, friends."
32:54 (Music)
32:56 "Wake up, friends."
32:58 Welcome back, viewers.
33:00 Our segment is lollipop.
33:02 Wow.
33:04 We'll deduct money from the ARY.
33:06 We'll keep the toffees.
33:08 Our production team
33:10 has asked the audience
33:12 about their professions.
33:14 They've asked them what they do.
33:16 They've told them, but I wasn't told.
33:19 I have to guess a few questions.
33:20 For example, who's the doctor?
33:22 I have to guess who the doctor is.
33:24 Wow.
33:26 If I win,
33:28 I'll give them the lollipop.
33:30 Okay.
33:32 If I lose,
33:34 I'll have to take a picture
33:36 with the frame
33:38 that will be shared on our page.
33:40 Good. Wow.
33:42 You're very intelligent.
33:44 You'll guess.
33:47 You're saying, "If the frame is good, it's good."
33:48 (Laughs)
33:50 Irza will tell us. She knows who they are.
33:52 Okay.
33:54 Irza will tell us who they are and what they do.
33:56 They're a jeweller.
33:58 Who are they?
34:00 They're a jeweller.
34:02 Okay. - A goldsmith.
34:04 It's easy. You can guess it.
34:06 How? - I know who they are.
34:08 Who are they?
34:10 I guessed.
34:12 You guessed?
34:15 I guessed.
34:16 (Laughs)
34:18 But listen,
34:20 if you guess,
34:22 the jeweller
34:24 will give you something
34:26 made of gold.
34:28 Wow.
34:30 The gold isn't clear.
34:32 It's made of gold.
34:34 (Laughs)
34:36 If you put a bet,
34:38 the jeweller will say, "I'm a gambler."
34:40 (Laughs)
34:42 Gokha had a gold chain.
34:44 (Laughs)
34:46 Okay.
34:48 I've seen that
34:50 jewellers are
34:52 very tidy.
34:54 So, the jeweller isn't Gokha.
34:56 (Laughs)
34:58 What's the use of being a jeweller?
35:00 Nobody wants gold.
35:02 I think the gentleman sitting in front of you
35:04 who's wearing a hoodie,
35:06 give him the mic.
35:08 I'm a gambler.
35:10 I have a restriction.
35:12 I can't ask you directly,
35:14 you're a jeweller.
35:16 You can ask me questions.
35:18 So, you're a jeweller?
35:20 (Laughs)
35:22 What do you do?
35:24 What's this?
35:26 You know it.
35:28 You're a goldsmith.
35:30 Gold is very expensive.
35:32 It's very expensive.
35:34 You get married there
35:36 and don't demand.
35:38 Mr. Arun, you can change.
35:40 I don't think he's a jeweller.
35:42 Who do you think is a jeweller?
35:44 The one whose face was changing
35:46 when we were talking about gifts.
35:48 (Laughs)
35:50 I'll tell you who's confirmed.
35:52 Why will you tell us?
35:54 No, no.
35:56 He's the one.
35:58 I can see a ring
36:00 on his face.
36:02 Tell me,
36:04 where's Sarafa Bazaar in Lahore?
36:06 I think it's in Islamabad.
36:08 He's not a jeweller.
36:10 He's not here to pay for a jeweller.
36:12 (Laughs)
36:14 Give the mic to the other two.
36:16 Greetings.
36:18 What's your name?
36:20 Malik Umar.
36:22 Malik Umar and a jeweller.
36:24 Malik Umar and a jeweller.
36:26 That's not possible.
36:28 He has a jewellery shop.
36:30 (Laughs)
36:32 When did you close your shop?
36:34 (Laughs)
36:36 I'm not a jeweller.
36:38 (Laughs)
36:40 (Applause)
36:42 What's a 'Bazuband'?
36:44 Bazuband?
36:46 He's not a jeweller.
36:48 You won't get more than three chances.
36:50 It'll be too much.
36:52 You can search for more.
36:54 You have one last option.
36:56 Last option.
36:58 I'm telling you.
37:00 He's a serious man.
37:02 He's afraid of me.
37:04 He's sitting up there.
37:06 He's laughing.
37:08 You're not a jeweller.
37:10 (Laughs)
37:12 A jeweller is a diva.
37:14 Greetings.
37:16 What's your name?
37:18 Imran.
37:20 What's two rings?
37:22 He's not a jeweller.
37:24 I have to guess.
37:26 You've lost.
37:28 I won't lose.
37:30 I'll tell you who the jeweller is.
37:32 Give me a chance to tell you.
37:34 Arun, I told you.
37:36 He's the jeweller.
37:38 He's the one.
37:40 He's the one.
37:42 He's the one.
37:44 He's the one.
37:46 Give him the mic.
37:48 Greetings.
37:50 What's your name?
37:52 Riyasat.
37:54 Riyasat.
37:56 Riyasat.
37:58 Riyasat.
38:00 Riyasat.
38:02 Riyasat.
38:04 (Applause)
38:06 Very good.
38:08 (Applause)
38:10 I heard you've brought bracelets for Arzu and Malaika.
38:14 (Laughs)
38:16 You sleep in Lahore.
38:18 What do you do when you wake up?
38:20 (Laughs)
38:22 I've lost. I'll have to give them lollipops.
38:24 If you'd recognized me on the third try, you'd have won.
38:28 I'm fine now.
38:30 (Laughs)
38:32 After the third try,
38:34 Mr. Haroon Rafiq
38:36 is coming with lollipop.
38:38 He's coming.
38:40 (Laughs)
38:42 (Laughs)
38:44 (Laughs)
38:46 Thank you very much.
38:48 (Laughs)
38:50 Thank you.
38:52 Oh my God.
38:54 Kamran Junior gave me a lollipop worth half a tola.
38:57 (Laughs)
38:59 You've lost.
39:01 Let's give you another chance.
39:03 Now you have to tell us..
39:05 Sir, I want to ask you.
39:07 Who is the lady doctor?
39:09 Is there a lady doctor?
39:11 I won't tell you from the men.
39:13 (Laughs)
39:15 And I'll tell you from our talent.
39:19 Who is the lady doctor? - Mr. Agha.
39:21 (Laughs)
39:23 If I tell you the truth,
39:25 the lady doctor in my talent
39:27 is Salim.
39:29 Who is the male nurse in our audience?
39:32 There's a male nurse in our audience.
39:34 He's sitting in a shirt with seven lines.
39:37 Give him the mic.
39:39 Sit down.
39:41 No.
39:43 He said no.
39:45 He's fine. - No.
39:47 He's not. - One chance is gone.
39:49 One chance is gone.
39:51 He didn't lose a chance. He fouled.
39:53 He's the one in the back.
39:55 Tell me what is saline water?
39:58 He's not.
40:00 He's not.
40:02 I think he's a patient.
40:04 (Laughs)
40:06 There's a gentleman sitting here.
40:08 He's wearing a jacket on the right.
40:10 Yes, he's the one.
40:12 Give it to him.
40:14 Greetings. - Greetings.
40:16 What's your name? - Enamul Hassan.
40:18 Enamul Hassan.
40:20 Which is the biggest medical college in Lahore?
40:22 King Edward.
40:24 King Edward. He's close.
40:26 Which is the best and biggest government hospital?
40:29 Saraswati Sree.
40:31 And? - Mew.
40:33 Hmm.
40:35 You? - No.
40:37 (Laughs)
40:39 How many pilots are there in the cockpit?
40:41 Two. - Are you a pilot?
40:43 (Laughs)
40:45 Haroot, you asked a very basic question.
40:48 Really? - You should give him another chance.
40:51 No. - You should.
40:53 One more chance. - I'm going.
40:55 Let him sit on the first number.
40:57 What's a fistula? - You get it from a shawl.
41:00 No. - He says he gets a fistula from a shawl.
41:03 You've lost. You'll have to take a selfie again.
41:07 I'll guess. - Okay.
41:10 What's a red coat in a hospital?
41:12 When everyone wears a red coat, it's called a red coat.
41:16 That's not it either.
41:18 The question was very difficult.
41:20 I think both the questions make you speechless.
41:24 I was expecting you to guess.
41:27 I was expecting myself to guess.
41:30 Who's the one who raised his hand?
41:32 It's him.
41:34 (Cheering)
41:36 I win.
41:38 How? - No.
41:40 If it's him, then he gave all the wrong answers.
41:44 He gave it on purpose.
41:46 He was dodging you.
41:48 It was your fourth try. You technically lost.
41:51 Come for a selfie. - You're here.
41:53 Give me a lollipop.
41:55 He's not a nurse.
41:57 He'll get angry if he sees a patient.
42:00 He's waiting for the patient to come.
42:04 (Laughing)
42:06 Here's the lollipop. Thank you very much.
42:11 (Applause)
42:13 Arun, we have to invite a small guest.
42:19 Sir, please. - A small guest.
42:21 Please bring her.
42:23 We have a small guest. - Yes, sir.
42:26 You're walking around like a kid.
42:29 A big round of applause for Irza Khan's younger daughter.
42:32 (Cheering)
42:34 Greetings. - Wow.
42:41 Come. - Oh, God.
42:43 Wow. - She's such a cute girl.
42:47 Thank God she didn't go there.
42:49 (Laughing)
42:51 Look at Irza. He's lucky to have a mother and a daughter.
42:54 He gets a boy of his size.
42:56 (Laughing)
42:58 Elia, who do you like more, your uncle or your dad?
43:03 Dad. - Wow.
43:05 That means you're not stingy at home either.
43:07 Does your uncle scold your uncle or does your mom scold your dad?
43:10 Uncle scolds dad.
43:12 (Laughing)
43:14 She's cute and honest.
43:18 (Laughing)
43:20 This was today's show. We'll meet you in the next show.
43:23 Take care. Bye.
43:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]