Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 15th December 2024
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, in 2021, a professor from the University of Texas, Adrian Ward,
00:27has conducted a research and the results are enough for us to open our eyes.
00:34In this regard, the internet has destroyed the most important thing in the human body,
00:42and that is your mind.
00:45The internet is exploiting this organ day by day and after a few years,
00:52if this speed continues, then the intelligence of the human brain will be so low
00:59that even today's people will not be able to recognize how much intelligence they had.
01:05For example, when there were no calculators, people's mathematics was very strong.
01:12They used to calculate very fast.
01:14The brain is such a muscle that if you use it, it will be powerful.
01:19The more you start using it, any part of the body, arm, leg, whatever it is,
01:26the less you use it, the more it will be exploited.
01:29Because of the internet, we do not study, we do not acquire knowledge,
01:34we do not sit with people in their company, we do not listen to them.
01:38Whatever we want, whatever we want to know, we get it from Google, from the internet.
01:43That is why we do not put much pressure or burden on our brains these days.
01:48And the human brain is slowly shrinking.
01:51Its intelligence is decreasing.
01:53Try to avoid this.
01:55And there is only one way, talk to people who are more educated than you,
01:59who are more knowledgeable, and try to gain knowledge yourself through books.
02:03Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:07Today, let's take you to the cave of a fake actor and see what is happening in his den.
02:20Dude, the duster you are holding in your hand, do you do magic with this?
02:27Where did you learn magic from? This is a trick, not magic.
02:30Who is doing a trick?
02:31I am doing a trick.
02:33Is this a trick?
02:35Who is doing a trick?
02:37I am saying this is a trick.
02:39Yes, it is a trick.
02:42Mr. Haroon, his assistant is sitting next to him. What happened to him?
02:46Dude, you were a good Farba.
02:48You had a lot of hair too.
02:50He is sitting like a fool.
02:52Oh.
02:54He is lost.
02:55Okay, what did you say, what do you want to do?
02:57I had taught him.
02:58What did you say?
02:59I had taught him.
03:07No, no, read this.
03:08What did you read?
03:09Read the opposite.
03:10Read the opposite.
03:11I had two pieces of flour, I had three houses.
03:18Okay, what is in this black box?
03:20A child is trapped in this.
03:23Why is the child trapped?
03:24Should I call the police?
03:25No, no, no.
03:26Free that child.
03:27Not a child?
03:28Yes.
03:29Not a child.
03:30Yes.
03:31What yes?
03:32There is a person in this.
03:33He is a complete brother.
03:35If he is a complete brother, then why is he in this?
03:37He looks like a child.
03:39Okay.
03:40His family says he has a lot of power.
03:42Okay.
03:43I have seen him.
03:44Yes.
03:45I have brought his account.
03:46What?
03:47He doesn't have power.
03:48He is a criminal.
03:49Oh.
03:50Okay.
03:51It is possible that he has power.
03:53Oh, so much power.
03:54He has so much human power.
03:55It is not possible.
03:56What would he do?
03:57Sir, he would climb the mountains.
03:59So, only humans climb the mountains?
04:01Yes.
04:02Look at Sherpas.
04:03They reach without oxygen.
04:04Yes.
04:05He is saying that people climb the mountains.
04:07You are saying that he is a criminal.
04:08I am saying that he is a criminal.
04:09I am saying.
04:10Yes.
04:11Then he is looking like a criminal and I am looking like a criminal.
04:12Oh.
04:13Yes.
04:16Amil baba, the boy before was very talkative.
04:19He is very obedient.
04:20What did you do?
04:21He has become a different person.
04:23And this person has gone somewhere else.
04:25Brother Ajay, I don't know about him.
04:27I respect him.
04:28I will move away from him.
04:33He has become a different person.
04:35No, it is not possible for me.
04:36Yes.
04:37He has a lot of power.
04:39Really?
04:40He can lift stones from the mountains.
04:43It is not a big deal.
04:44It is the work of the liver.
04:45If you have a liver, you can throw the moon from the sky.
04:49It is all about science.
04:51He is saying that everything can be done with the liver.
04:54Everything can be done with the liver.
04:56You saw the person first.
04:57You didn't see Mr. Mirteji.
04:58Should I see the person or should I see you?
05:03Then show me who this man is.
05:05Get up, boy.
05:07He is Shukra.
05:09Well done.
05:10Show me.
05:11Be careful.
05:12What is the problem?
05:13Keep your hands on your heart.
05:14Open your eyes.
05:15Show me.
05:18Look at some decent man.
05:20Take him out.
05:21I think he is a decent man.
05:22Don't you dare.
05:23Get out.
05:24Don't you dare.
05:25Take him out.
05:26Let him stay inside.
05:29Sir, I agree that he is a decent man.
05:31Why?
05:32He is an old man.
05:34Don't touch him.
05:35He is a dangerous man.
05:41I will teach you a lesson.
05:44I will teach you a lesson.
05:49Come here.
05:50Greetings, sir.
05:51Greetings, boy.
05:53Sit down.
05:54Sit down.
05:56Sit down.
05:57Sit down.
05:58I have to go to the doctor.
05:59Then why have you brought him here?
06:00Move.
06:01Move.
06:02I have to go to the fort.
06:10Sir.
06:11He has come to you with a lot of hope.
06:13What is his name?
06:14Liaqat.
06:15Is he your brother?
06:16No.
06:17He is my husband.
06:18Sir.
06:19He has a genie inside him.
06:20Oh God.
06:21Oh God.
06:22Oh God.
06:23Liaqat, come here.
06:24Come here.
06:25Oh God.
06:27I think he has a genie inside him.
06:30Tell me.
06:31How can you be so sure?
06:33Have you taken him to the doctor?
06:34I have got all his tests done.
06:36He is absolutely fine.
06:37Then check his T20.
06:40Mr. Haroon washes his clothes.
06:42He keeps them on the terrace for drying.
06:44Then?
06:45He goes there and cleans them.
06:47I have already kept them at home.
06:50This is a good idea.
06:52You should have kept them earlier.
06:53Oh God.
06:54Liaqat.
06:55Liaqat.
06:56Oh God.
06:57He has a genie inside him.
06:59Liaqat.
07:00Turn this side.
07:01He is talking nonsense.
07:03He will be fine after two slaps.
07:05Look.
07:06These mischievous acts are not a problem.
07:09These are some things that have a deficiency of chemicals.
07:12He is a psychotic patient.
07:14Oh God.
07:15Oh God.
07:16Oh God.
07:17Oh God.
07:18Oh God.
07:19Oh God.
07:20He has a genie inside him.
07:21He is talking nonsense.
07:23Don't worry, kid.
07:25Liaqat will turn into a genie.
07:27Kid.
07:28Yes, dad.
07:29Hold him and bring him here.
07:31Bring him here.
07:32Come on.
07:33Come on, Prabhakar.
07:34Bring him here.
07:36Put your thumb up.
07:37Kid.
07:38Oh God.
07:41Yes, kid.
07:42He is a psychotic patient.
07:44He has a genie inside him.
07:45He will be fine after two slaps.
07:47He has a genie inside him.
07:48He will be fine after two slaps.
07:51Get out.
07:52I won't get out.
07:53Get out.
07:54I won't get out.
07:55You can do whatever you want.
07:56I won't get out.
07:57I am telling you.
07:58I will break your face.
08:03Your maid is sitting outside.
08:06What can I do?
08:07I am not like you.
08:08I am not like you.
08:10If you want to fight, then fight.
08:11If you want to fight, I will slap you.
08:14Hmm.
08:15Mr. Harooq, why do these people do this at the end of their mantras?
08:23Actually, when you read hypnotism, you will know that there are some voices that are triggers for you.
08:29They affect your brain in such a way that hypnotism is such a thing that it mouths your brain.
08:36They can make you do whatever they want.
08:38They just have to trigger you.
08:40And these voices are meant to trigger you.
08:42So, if I want to eat food from Irza, I will tell him that I want to eat food from you today.
08:46Hmm.
08:47Will she feed me?
08:48No, I think you haven't digested it yet.
08:52This means that you don't want to get out.
08:55Hmm.
08:56I don't want to get out.
08:57I don't want to get out.
08:58Lama Sui.
09:00Where do I have to bring it?
09:01On your arm.
09:03Bring it.
09:05Hmm.
09:06Hmm.
09:07Oh, I am dead.
09:08Oh, I am dead.
09:09It's okay.
09:10It's okay.
09:11He says it's okay.
09:12But it's okay.
09:13Is it new?
09:15Hmm.
09:16Lama Sui, one more time.
09:18Hmm.
09:19I will bring it, Sir.
09:20I will bring it.
09:22It's because I have got emotional.
09:23He asked me.
09:24I will bring it.
09:26Get ready.
09:34Who is he?
09:35Who is he?
09:37He was in you.
09:38He was a genie.
09:39That's what it was.
09:40What?
09:41Yes.
09:44No, no, no. You're lying.
09:45No, no, no. That's what it was.
09:46How did it get so full inside?
09:48I don't know. It's been three to four years
09:50and I haven't been able to straighten my legs yet.
09:56Hey, Genie Chimdey.
09:57Yes, yes.
09:58I was wondering how much I'm going to eat for 100 rotis.
10:01Dad, listen to me.
10:02Okay.
10:02Do you know why I'm here?
10:03A gentleman who has made a mess of the house
10:06do you know that God shouldn't ruin anyone's house?
10:08Yes.
10:38Dad, put this genie in the pot.
10:40No, son.
10:41I can't ruin the pot.
10:43I'll do it in an emergency.
10:45Give me my money.
10:46I'll put him in the shower and take him with me.
10:48Is he a shower man?
10:49Who is your father to put him in the shower?
10:52You've never been to hell.
10:55Who is that man in the photo?
10:58They say he has a genie in him.
11:00His family says he's very powerful.
11:03He says he's not powerful.
11:05He's small.
11:06He has a genie in him.
11:07Genie?
11:08Take him out.
11:12Ramlal.
11:14Be careful.
11:16How are you?
11:19What happened?
11:20He's so powerful.
11:23Come forward, Dollymon.
11:26Dollymon.
11:32Oh, God!
11:35Leave his hand.
11:37What is it?
11:38He's so powerful.
11:40I'm getting goosebumps.
11:42Oh, my God!
11:45I didn't do it on purpose. I'm telling the truth.
11:47Hey, move!
11:51What do you think?
11:52Yes.
11:52Do you understand?
11:53He's very powerful.
11:54He's so small.
11:55You're teaching him.
11:57He's like a kid.
11:58Come forward.
12:00Hello.
12:02He's a soft genie.
12:05Guys!
12:10There you are.
12:13Where's his feeder?
12:16Brother, I've kept 10 kilos of meat
12:18inside it, these are not feeder.
12:20Is this yours?
12:21Yes.
12:26Baaji, I will tell you one thing.
12:28I'm very grateful to you.
12:30I haven't come into your house all these days.
12:32Yes.
12:33But your boy isn't a good person.
12:34Listen, it's an internal matter, so let it be.
12:37Okay, if it's an internal matter, let me go inside.
12:39Oh, hell..
12:40Do you have any luggage to go inside?
12:41Yes, he wants me to stay inside, or he'll tell me about you.
12:45The third person next to him..
12:47Yes?
12:48..will pay me Rs. 2,100 for that.
12:52Shall I go inside?
12:53No, I don't want to go. Let's go.
12:54Listen to me.
12:55Go ahead.
12:56The number on the phone, Haleef Electrician..
12:58Yes?
12:59..he's not an electrician.
13:00He's an employee of a company.
13:03He's not an electrician.
13:04Who is he?
13:05He's an employee of a company.
13:07He's not an electrician.
13:09Oh, my God..
13:11Trust me, I'll tell you the truth.
13:13He has a few cases of his own.
13:17I'll go inside.
13:18Okay.
13:19Come to my place.
13:20No, sir.
13:21No, you..
13:21I'm grateful to you, sir.
13:23You let him stay inside.
13:24Whatever you do, you're a better father than me.
13:28Mr. Haroon, once I picked up the phone of Haleef Electrician.
13:31Then?
13:32Mom, which electrician says..
13:35..that my father is a good father?
13:37He's a good father.
13:39He says the same thing to everyone.
13:45Haleef, give him a month's time.
13:47Okay.
13:48Find a new employee for two months.
13:49Let him stay inside.
13:50I'll find one.
13:51Okay?
13:51What if he doesn't turn up?
13:53I'll tell you what to do, son.
13:55Hold this, dear.
13:56I'll tell you what to do.
13:57Okay.
13:58If he doesn't turn up, you'll be in trouble.
14:00Yes.
14:00You'll be in trouble.
14:02Okay, come.
14:03Yes, sir.
14:03Come.
14:04Come.
14:05Come.
14:09Let's go.
14:10I'll go.
14:12But I'm talking about one month.
14:1430 days.
14:16If I don't find a place in these days..
14:19..I'll give you more advance.
14:20Then I'll stay here.
14:24Shut up!
14:25He goes inside without permission to set things.
14:30Shut up!
14:34Go inside.
14:36Come, son.
14:38Hello, sir.
14:40Hello, sir.
14:41Hello, sir.
14:42Hello.
14:46How are you, sir?
14:48Yes.
14:54Who are you?
14:56I'm his old friend.
14:58Why are you his friend?
14:59What's the matter?
15:01Don't say anything against my father.
15:02My father was a very rich man.
15:04How?
15:05I didn't have a good business.
15:06I came to my father.
15:08He recited mantras and my business started.
15:10He recited mantras?
15:11Yes.
15:12Then you must have collected money from somewhere for business.
15:15Yes, I did.
15:16And you must have worked hard in business.
15:18Obviously, I had to do that.
15:19Right.
15:20What's so great about your father?
15:23If my father didn't recite mantras..
15:24..my business would never have been successful.
15:26How?
15:27Sir, it takes decades to learn a skill.
15:31Yes.
15:32How long have you been married?
15:33How long have I been married?
15:35It's been an hour.
15:40And why have you come here?
15:42His cousins got married.
15:44His elder brothers got married.
15:46His younger brothers got married.
15:47His sisters got married too.
15:49He can't get married on his own.
15:51Is he educated?
15:52No, he's not.
15:53Why didn't you send him to school?
15:54I told him to go to school.
15:56Okay.
15:56I told him to go to school.
15:57I told him to go to school.
15:58But he didn't listen to me.
16:01Okay, he's not educated.
16:03Does he earn anything? Does he do any business?
16:05No, he doesn't do any business.
16:06Why?
16:07It's surprising that he doesn't do any business.
16:10Then why doesn't he get married?
16:14Why doesn't he do any business?
16:16I found him useful.
16:17Yes.
16:17I told him to go to work.
16:18I told him to go to school.
16:19I told him to go to school.
16:21Yes, that's right.
16:23Tell me this.
16:25He must be getting a lot of wealth from his father.
16:29Do you have a lot of wealth?
16:30No, I don't have a lot of wealth.
16:31He's my darling son.
16:33I see. You don't have anything.
16:34You don't have anything. Why?
16:35Because I am a darling son.
16:37That's not possible.
16:38Then why do you marry him?
16:41What do you tell him?
16:42What qualities does the child have?
16:44Does he have money, education or qualifications?
16:48Has he ever worked before?
16:50Once, I got a job in a bank.
16:53What did you get?
16:54I got a job as a guard.
16:55Then?
16:55Once, I got a job in a bank.
16:57Oh!
16:59I think he's talking about his past.
17:00Some elders cry when they get a job in a bank.
17:05I was sitting in the AC room.
17:08My dear son was throwing his clothes outside.
17:12But, it was a guard's job, right?
17:15I didn't have a chair or a bed.
17:18Who will give him a bed?
17:20Why will he give him a bed?
17:22He's an iron man.
17:24Sir, he's a criminal.
17:26What's the use of being a guard with a gun?
17:29The next day, I decided to go for a job.
17:33My dear son said that he won't go.
17:37I agreed to it.
17:40Where does he come from?
17:42How does he manage his daily chores?
17:44I don't know. He says that he's a choreographer.
17:47Oh!
17:47He's not a choreographer. He's a surgeon.
17:50Yes, he's a surgeon.
17:51He does pressure with Naseebo Lal's songs.
17:59Viewers, this is a small break.
18:01We'll meet again after the break.
18:03You're his brother. It's confirmed.
18:05Is that true?
18:05Yes.
18:06Did Kishore ever tell you that you look alike?
18:08Yes, many times.
18:09There's a difference in the nose.
18:10You can see the nose from so far.
18:14I don't know why, but I look like Koki.
18:17Yes, brother.
18:18Whenever we go to the terrace, we come to show off our nose.
18:22Yes.
18:23People come to make us feel jealous.
18:25Wow!
18:42Welcome back, viewers.
18:44Yes, Irza Khan.
18:44Mr. Arun, we have our youth in the audience today.
18:47Let's talk to them and find out how the country is going to fall into their hands.
18:52Yes, how our people are going to fall into their hands.
18:54God bless you. You're dead, right?
18:57Yes.
18:58Greetings.
18:59Greetings.
18:59My name is Shumaila Naveed.
19:01Yes.
19:01I would like to recite a couplet.
19:03Yes, go ahead.
19:04Even if I wanted to, I couldn't express it.
19:07Wow!
19:07I've spent my life, I couldn't love it.
19:11Wow!
19:11Even if he asked for something, I asked for separation.
19:14And I was there to stop him from saying no to me.
19:17Wow!
19:19Very nice.
19:21This is the story of Azeem Vicky.
19:23Yes.
19:24His sister-in-law asked for a divorce on the wedding night.
19:27Yes.
19:28This is the story.
19:28How is this? She hid it in her pocket.
19:30She didn't even know that he was a fool.
19:33Okay, next. Who is next?
19:35Greetings.
19:35Greetings.
19:36My name is Muhammad Ibrar.
19:38Mr. Ibrar.
19:39And I would like to recite a couplet.
19:41Mr. Ibrar, the person you are sitting next to
19:44is your doppelganger. Are you twins?
19:46No, you tell me what it looks like.
19:48It looks like a difference of a year.
19:50Really?
19:51Okay, I think you look like twins from here.
19:53Yes.
19:54And you are her brother. This is confirmed.
19:56Is that true?
19:57Yes.
19:57Did Kishore ever tell you that you look alike?
19:59Yes, many times.
20:00Did you ever do a mischief and hit him?
20:03This has happened many times.
20:04There is a difference in the noses of both of them.
20:05You can see the noses from so far.
20:09I don't know why he is saying that he has done a lot of mischief.
20:12Yes, brother.
20:13Whenever we go to the terrace, we come to show our pride.
20:17Yes.
20:18People come to make us feel proud.
20:20Wow.
20:21Yes.
20:22Very good.
20:24Okay.
20:25I hope that all your neighbours are watching this show.
20:29And..
20:30I don't think you will ever go to the terrace again.
20:33And the next couplet is..
20:34Which one?
20:35Whenever his father comes, we come down quickly.
20:38Yes.
20:40Okay, it is on this plot that..
20:42The evening has come.
20:44Make it a swing.
20:46Make me a burning jungle of the night.
20:49The moon is alone on my paper.
20:53Come to the terrace and complete my couplet.
20:55Wow.
20:56Wow.
20:57Wow.
20:58Very good.
21:00Greetings.
21:01Greetings.
21:02I would like to sing something.
21:04Yes, go ahead.
21:05My heart has turned into a cloud.
21:12My eyes are flowing.
21:20My eyes are open.
21:27As if there is a storm.
21:34Then come and trouble me.
21:43Then come and make me cry.
21:52Come now.
21:54Come now.
21:56Come now.
21:59Come now.
22:02Wow.
22:03Very good.
22:06You could have sung better if the button above was open.
22:11Okay.
22:12Greetings.
22:12Greetings.
22:14My name is Mirza Hassan Nuhid.
22:15Wow, your voice is very good.
22:17What is the matter?
22:17I would like to recite a couplet of Khwaja Ghulam Fareed.
22:21Wow, go ahead.
22:22Come to me.
22:35Wow.
22:36I am indebted to you.
22:55Look at me from a distance.
23:03I bow to you.
23:10I kiss your feet.
23:15Wow.
23:17I kiss your feet.
23:31Very good.
23:32Wow.
23:35We have Sheroz with us today.
23:38And he has brought a parody song.
23:40There are some cashews, almonds, and walnuts in it.
23:44So, over to you.
23:45Wow.
24:15I was standing in the market, reading dry fruit.
24:21I was standing in the market, reading dry fruit.
24:26Listen to the courage, listen to the price.
24:31When the rate was high, my heart was crying.
24:36When the rate was high, my heart was crying.
24:45When the rate was high, my heart was crying.
25:01I was standing in the market, reading dry fruit.
25:08I'm tired of listening to the same thing over and over again
25:12Listen to the tears, listen to the screams
25:17When the rain had fallen, my heart was crying
25:22When the rain had fallen, my heart was crying
25:38The desire that eats us up
25:42Decorates the table with a chain
25:48Brings almonds and pistachios
25:53The desire to feed everyone
25:58This dream of mine has just become a dream
26:03We got an answer from every game
26:08There was a lot of expenditure, my heart yearned a lot
26:13There was a lot of rain from these eyes
26:19Listen to the tears, listen to the punishments
26:24When the rain had fallen, my heart was crying
26:29When the rain had fallen, my heart was crying
26:34Listen to the story, listen to the will
26:39I was standing in the market, reading dry fruits
26:44I was standing in the market, reading dry fruits
26:59If your lawyer tells you that he won't tell anyone
27:04Don't worry, Mr. Razaq's son came to me for the same issue
27:09If he's telling you about it, he'll tell someone else about it
27:13Same goes for the doctor
27:15There's another issue in Pakistan
27:16You said that if the blood report is correct, there's no harm
27:19But we have a mentality
27:21If the blood report is correct, we say that the money is wasted
27:24It's absolutely correct
27:29Beware! Beware!
27:32Beware! Beware!
27:35Welcome back, viewers
27:37When you feel that someone is telling you
27:42That you should go to a psychiatrist
27:45Don't get angry
27:47Because you'll never feel it yourself
27:49It's like that
27:50Someone will tell you
27:52Because what they're telling you is wrong
27:55Today, when we were digging Amil Baba's grave
27:59We showed that he has taken out a Jinn
28:02But we just want to say that
28:05It was a myth
28:07And all these things are myths
28:09It doesn't happen
28:11If you feel that there's a psychological issue
28:14Then go to a doctor
28:15There was a BPD patient
28:17His neighbor told him
28:19That you need to go to a doctor
28:22There was a lot of fighting in the house
28:24He said, am I mad?
28:26Yes, if someone is telling you to go
28:28Then go once
28:29What will happen?
28:30If you get a blood test done
28:32And it's clear
28:33Then what's the harm?
28:34Absolutely
28:35Go once
28:36If you can afford it
28:38Then go
28:39And one more thing
28:41I want to tell you a secret
28:43Those who don't have the fees to see a doctor
28:45Those who don't have money
28:47Today, I'll tell you a secret
28:49That all the doctors in big cities
28:51Who are good doctors
28:535,000-6,000
28:54They have more fees
28:55If you go to them
28:57And tell them that you can't afford it
29:00They don't take all the fees
29:02But they say
29:03Go outside and tell them
29:04They didn't check
29:05They said pay the fees
29:06My friends
29:07They do this
29:08They give people impressions
29:10So that there's no rush
29:11So that they take the money
29:17I want to say two things
29:19Related to this
29:20First
29:21If you tell someone from Gen Z
29:23Or Millennials
29:24That you should go to a Psychiatrist
29:26They'll go
29:27And they'll understand you
29:29But if we tell our parents
29:31Or grandparents
29:32Seeing their behaviour
29:33That you should visit a Psychiatrist
29:35They'll tell you
29:36That we've never heard of
29:38Anxiety, depression
29:39Or mental disorders
29:40In our time
29:41So it's nothing like that
29:42It's the invention of the times
29:44Iza has said a long thing again
29:45Otherwise she says
29:46Disobedient
29:47What are you saying?
29:48And the second thing
29:49I want to say
29:50On this topic
29:51Is that I know a doctor
29:52Who is a Psychiatrist
29:53And he
29:54Whatever you tell
29:55Your patients or clients
29:56He
29:57Discloses secrets
29:58To others
29:59Oh
30:00This is a big injustice
30:01This is a big injustice
30:02This is a big injustice
30:03So I thought
30:04In Pakistan
30:05You shouldn't go to
30:06A doctor like this
30:07Because
30:08I don't know
30:09What's the mentality
30:10Of the people here
30:11They're revealing your secrets
30:12Look
30:13Doctor and patient
30:14Client and lawyer
30:15Right
30:16Husband and wife
30:17This is
30:18Privileged communication
30:19Privileged communication
30:20Telling this
30:21Is a crime
30:22Absolutely
30:23If your lawyer
30:24Tells you
30:25That
30:26I won't tell anyone
30:27Don't worry
30:28The problem
30:29You came to me
30:30Was that
30:31Mr. Razaq's son
30:32Had come
30:33Yes
30:34So if he's
30:35Telling you
30:36He'll tell
30:37Someone else too
30:38Same goes for the doctor
30:39There's another problem
30:40In Pakistan
30:41You said
30:42If the blood report
30:43Is correct
30:44There's no harm
30:45But we have a mentality
30:46If the blood report
30:47Is correct
30:48So
30:49There's a second option
30:50Which is
30:51To take the
30:52Placebo medication
30:53So
30:54For every
30:55Scene
30:56There will be
30:57A third scene
30:58Where the
30:59Doctor's
31:00Lecture
31:01And the
31:02Doctor will
31:03Show
31:04The story
31:05And the
31:06The mediation
31:07And the
31:08The story
31:09And the
31:10The story
31:11And the
31:12The story
31:13And the
31:14The story
31:15And the
31:16The story
31:17It's sugar.
31:18And I'm telling you about myself,
31:20that I have been through that.
31:21I have taken this medicine, which is called sugar pills.
31:24It has nothing in it.
31:26The doctor writes it down.
31:27You can get it from the medical stores.
31:29But it has nothing in it.
31:30It's just there to reassure your brain
31:33that you're getting better.
31:34You're getting better.
31:35The human brain is so strong
31:39that if you tell your brain,
31:41don't do this.
31:43Don't try this.
31:45If you start telling your brain,
31:48that this leg is not mine.
31:49My leg doesn't work.
31:51Your leg will stop working after a while.
31:55Oh!
31:56A woman,
31:57just like this,
31:58she went blind.
32:01The reason for that was that your eyes
32:03have their own immune system.
32:05It doesn't have an immune system with the body.
32:08So the body rejects it if it doesn't have its own immune system.
32:12So a girl made herself believe
32:14that her eyes will go blind.
32:17The body rejects it.
32:19Oh!
32:20Mr. Haroon, if Mr. Agha tells his brain
32:23that his hair has grown,
32:25will his hair grow?
32:26No, he has to go to a psychologist.
32:29Let me tell you something.
32:31I read this in a book.
32:33And this is very important.
32:34What you're saying,
32:36your brain,
32:37it's listening to what you're saying.
32:40And your brain thinks you're speaking the truth.
32:42These are two very important things.
32:44When you speak,
32:46your brain
32:48listens to what you're saying
32:50and thinks you're speaking the truth.
32:52What happens is that whatever you're saying about yourself,
32:55for example,
32:56you say on purpose
32:58that I'm nothing.
32:59I'm just weak.
33:01My body is weak.
33:02I can't walk.
33:03People try to pretend to be sick.
33:06That brain listens to you
33:08and thinks you're speaking the truth.
33:10And it keeps you sick.
33:12Oh!
33:12You can't walk.
33:14This has happened to me.
33:15It's true.
33:16There was a time
33:18when I used to lie in my room at night.
33:21And I used to think
33:23that this fan will fall on me.
33:24Oh!
33:25Kote Lazi!
33:26Yes.
33:27It's true that I used to feel
33:29that this fan...
33:30Will fall on you.
33:31If I lie down under it,
33:32it will fall on me.
33:34Then I put it on the side of my bed.
33:38Then I thought,
33:40what if the roof falls?
33:42Oh!
33:43From Agha sir's point of view,
33:44I'm realizing that
33:45the phobia of a fan
33:46that it will fall on you.
33:47I think everyone goes through this.
33:49You must remember.
33:51A lot of people have it.
33:52I had it too.
33:53Everyone has it.
33:54This is normal.
33:55Haroon sir,
33:56there's another important point.
33:57When you're sitting or standing,
33:59you don't have this phobia.
34:01Why do you always lie down?
34:02Yes, lying down.
34:03Absolutely.
34:04I think,
34:05this is what I think.
34:06I'm not sure about it.
34:07It's because
34:08your direction is such
34:11that you can't run away.
34:13If it starts falling,
34:15it will fall on you.
34:16If you're sitting,
34:17you'll move to the side.
34:18Or you'll move forward.
34:20If you're standing.
34:21That's right.
34:22Because you're in a compromised position.
34:24Compromised position.
34:25I don't understand one thing.
34:26Is this some kind of psychic power?
34:28Sometimes, I get a thought
34:30that my car will get punctured.
34:32My car will get punctured.
34:33I don't know what the problem is.
34:34Manifestation.
34:35Okay.
34:36No, Mr. Dane.
34:37You're a new married man.
34:39Okay, what happens is,
34:40your brain
34:43can't presently process
34:45as much information
34:47as you're getting.
34:48Now, I'm looking.
34:50When I look this way,
34:51my eyes are only on one person.
34:54There's a wall,
34:54a window,
34:55lights,
34:56colours,
34:56there's a lot.
34:57But you can't process
34:58everything at once.
35:00So, what did you do?
35:01You passed by your car.
35:04Your eyes saw that the tyre was punctured.
35:07You didn't register.
35:08It came somewhere.
35:10When it came for processing,
35:13you said,
35:13I hope the tyre doesn't get punctured today.
35:15And it did.
35:17A few days ago,
35:18off camera, I was saying
35:20that everyone has some dreams.
35:21It's not necessary that 99% of people have dreams.
35:24It's just that I'm flying.
35:25Or I'm falling.
35:26Or I'm falling and my eyes are open.
35:27That's how it is.
35:28So, when I'm falling,
35:30when you were a kid,
35:32your parents used to make you sit
35:34because you started sitting.
35:36But sometimes, you'd fall.
35:37You'd fall, right?
35:38They'd make you sit again.
35:39And then you'd fall while holding something.
35:41So, that memory stayed in your mind.
35:44Now, it's suppressed.
35:46It's suppressed.
35:46Today, I was passing by
35:48and I saw a man sitting on the ground.
35:50So, he lay down like this.
35:52That memory got triggered in my mind.
35:54At night, I'd dream
35:55that I got a shock and I started falling.
35:57When you're about to fly,
35:58they make you jump.
36:00Like this.
36:01Those who don't dream of flying,
36:03those who are very high level
36:05psychologists,
36:06when they ask questions,
36:08do you dream of flying?
36:10No.
36:11Do you dream of falling?
36:12No.
36:12Is something breaking?
36:14Is something damaging you?
36:15Because you used to break toys?
36:17No.
36:18So, they say that this kid
36:19wasn't brought up lovingly.
36:21Oh!
36:22He didn't even get many toys.
36:24So, you don't dream of that?
36:26Yes, I dream of your toys.
36:27This is also a museum.
36:29What kind of a mother's child
36:30will let you sleep like this?
36:36Viewers, this is a small break.
36:37We'll meet again after the break.
36:39Do you want to dance?
36:40Yes, we want to dance.
36:41We're married.
36:42Okay, listen to me.
36:43I just got to know
36:44that your grandma has passed away.
36:50I can't hear you.
36:51I just got to know
36:52that you're going to die.
36:54I'm sorry.
36:55No, I'm very sorry.
37:07Beware! Beware!
37:11Beware! Beware!
37:15Beware! Beware!
37:20Welcome back, viewers.
37:21Now, we're going to play
37:22a very exciting buzzer round.
37:29Mr. Saleem, you're here
37:31to play the buzzer game.
37:32Yes, thank you.
37:33What are you thinking?
37:34Nothing.
37:35I'm thinking that I'll win.
37:36Is that so?
37:37Wow!
37:38Let's see who wants to play with you.
37:39Who wants to join Mr. Saleem's team?
37:41Please raise your hand.
37:42Wow!
37:43We have sisters too.
37:45But they're all dead.
37:49Let my sister join us.
37:50Please come.
37:50Wow!
37:51Very good.
37:56Greetings.
37:57Greetings.
37:58What's your name?
37:59Dua.
38:00What do you do?
38:01I'm a student of Mass Communication.
38:03Okay.
38:04Welcome to the show.
38:05And good luck to you.
38:07Yes, Malaika.
38:08Who wants to join Malaika's team?
38:09Please raise your hand.
38:10Please.
38:11Okay, you can join us.
38:13You can join us.
38:18Greetings.
38:19Greetings.
38:20What's your name?
38:21Mahad Abid.
38:21What do you do, Mr. Mahad?
38:23I'm a student.
38:24What do you study?
38:24Mass Communication.
38:24Okay.
38:26You're studying Mass Communication.
38:26Okay.
38:27Who wants to play with Azeem Vicky?
38:29Who wants to join his team?
38:30Please raise your hand.
38:31My sister is very brave.
38:34She's very brave.
38:35Please come, sister.
38:37Please come.
38:37Oh, wow.
38:41This is amazing.
38:43Wow.
38:44Greetings.
38:44Greetings.
38:45What's your name?
38:46Safina.
38:47Safina.
38:48What do you do, Safina?
38:49I'm a student of Mass Communication.
38:50Okay.
38:51Wow.
38:52So, there's a competition in the same department.
38:54I have equal sympathy with all three students.
38:57Let's start with an easy question.
38:59Okay.
38:59So, let's start.
39:00Which room can you eat in?
39:03The room you can eat.
39:05Yes.
39:06Tell us.
39:07She's a student.
39:07You have to tell us.
39:09Oh, wow.
39:09I said, you'll ring the bell.
39:11She's saying that she can ring the bell.
39:13I told you that I know how to ring the bell.
39:14Okay, let me tell you one more thing.
39:17She rang the bell when we were about to ring the bell.
39:20Okay, let's go.
39:21Now, you and you will play Yes-No.
39:25If I say yes, you have to ring the bell.
39:26If I say no, you don't have to ring the bell.
39:27I didn't give the answer.
39:30Oh, wow.
39:31It's very easy.
39:32Very easy.
39:33You don't know how to ring the bell.
39:35Let's go.
39:35Now, I'll give a hint to all three of you.
39:37Put your hands on the buzzer.
39:38It's used a lot on pizzas.
39:41Yes.
39:43The room.
39:43It's used a lot on pizzas.
39:47Mushrooms.
39:48Mushrooms.
39:49Very good.
39:50Very good.
39:52Okay, next question.
39:54There are roads, but there is no traffic.
39:57There is a river, but there is no water.
39:59There is an ocean, but there are no fishes.
40:02There are houses, but there are no people.
40:06Yes.
40:07There are houses, but there are no people.
40:10There are people.
40:12It wasn't your turn.
40:13I did it.
40:14You will have to dare.
40:15Oh, wow.
40:17Yes.
40:18Come on.
40:19Come on.
40:20Malaika, come in front.
40:21Mr. Arun, did you see?
40:22Come on.
40:23You said okay to me.
40:24After the American election.
40:26Yes.
40:27The boys are looking very fresh.
40:31What are you doing?
40:32Yes.
40:33What's wrong with you?
40:34I have been telling you for an hour.
40:38Malaika, your dare is this.
40:39Yes.
40:40You are informing someone on the phone
40:43that your grandparents have passed away.
40:46But you are at a wedding right now
40:48where you are also dancing
40:50because you didn't come to their wedding.
40:52Yes.
40:53Take this phone.
40:54This phone.
40:55That means, reward and sin are one and the same.
40:57It's very easy.
40:58Malaika didn't do it.
40:59Teamwork.
41:00He is giving the phone.
41:01Do you want to dance?
41:02Malaika, you came to their wedding
41:03to dance with them.
41:04Okay, listen to me.
41:05I didn't come to know
41:06that your grandmother has passed away.
41:12I didn't come to know.
41:13I just came to know
41:14that you have come to know.
41:16Regret it.
41:17Regret it.
41:18No, no.
41:19I regret it a lot.
41:24Yes.
41:26It was your turn.
41:28Let's repeat the question again.
41:29There are houses but no people.
41:31There is a river but no water.
41:33There is a sea but no fish.
41:35There are roads but no traffic.
41:37It's a very easy answer.
41:38It's a very easy answer.
41:39Okay, you guys are doing it
41:40so that the mind..
41:41Desert.
41:42There are houses in the desert
41:44so there should be people there.
41:46Okay, you both..
41:47Yes, because you know.
41:48You both will play yes or no.
41:50Okay, if I say yes, you have to ring the bell.
41:51If I say no, you don't have to ring the bell.
41:53Yes.
41:54Yes.
41:55Let's ring the bell.
41:56Oh.
41:57Shall we repeat?
41:58What?
41:59Come on.
42:00Come on, ring the bell.
42:02Look, you said there is a sea but no water.
42:04There is a fish but no what?
42:06There is no thorn.
42:07There is no thorn.
42:08There is a fish but no money.
42:10There is a river but no water.
42:12There is a sea but no water.
42:13There are no fish.
42:14There are houses but no people.
42:15There are roads but no traffic.
42:17There is a malaika but no answer.
42:23Five.
42:24No, no.
42:25Four.
42:26What are you saying?
42:27You have to give an empty answer.
42:28Three.
42:29One.
42:30Zero.
42:31Yes.
42:32Map.
42:33Map.
42:36It's so easy.
42:38Even you didn't know.
42:40Okay, look, you are putting a lot of pressure on Zain.
42:43Okay, do one thing.
42:44Remove the cap.
42:45I think he has a lot of burden.
42:47Sorry.
42:49Okay, next question.
42:51What is it that when it is down, there is light.
42:56But when it is up, there is darkness.
42:58Yes.
43:00Moon.
43:02When the moon is down, there is light.
43:05But when it is up...
43:06No.
43:07This is not possible.
43:08If any of you know the answer, should I play the game?
43:11Okay, you give the answer.
43:12Sun.
43:13Wrong answer.
43:14Yes, you...
43:16Shadow.
43:17When the shadow is down, there is light.
43:20But when it is up, there is darkness.
43:22Shadow has gone up.
43:23All three of you keep your hands on the buzzer.
43:24I will give you a hint.
43:26It is in every room of every house.
43:28Yes.
43:32It is very easy.
43:33It is easy.
43:34Okay, you didn't get the answer.
43:36It will be yes or no.
43:37Keep your hand on the buzzer.
43:39You don't have to press no.
43:40You have to press yes.
43:41Yes.
43:42No.
43:44You are out.
43:45Malaika, give the answer.
43:46Button.
43:48Light switch.
43:49Gas switch.
43:50Very good.
43:53Very good.
43:55Very good.
43:56Very good.
43:58One more easy question.
43:59Because it is a tough situation.
44:01What is it that even an illiterate person can read?
44:09Eyes.
44:12For this, I will have to go to the public.
44:15Do you want to accept this?
44:16No.
44:17Not everyone can read.
44:18It is such a thing that even an illiterate person can read.
44:21So, it can't be eyes.
44:22Does anyone have any other answer for this?
44:24Face.
44:25Face.
44:26This is it.
44:27Very good.
44:29Listen to me.
44:30It is better than face.
44:31The expressions of face and eyes.
44:34Both have the same function.
44:35One second.
44:36One second.
44:38My eyes will read.
44:40It is still far.
44:41Now show your face.
44:42Close your eyes.
44:45This is the correct answer.
44:51Let's ask the audience.
44:52Those who think that eyes are the better answer.
44:54Please raise your hands.
44:56Oh, God.
44:57It is God's name.
44:58It is beyond the word.
44:59No.
45:00Those who think that reading the face is the better answer.
45:02Please raise your hands.
45:03Wow.
45:04You have won, Safina.
45:05Very good.
45:06Well done, Safina.
45:07Very good.
45:08Well done, Vicky.
45:11Very good.
45:12Well done, Safina.
45:13Well done.
45:14Well done.
45:17Viewers, this was today's show.
45:18We will meet you in the next show.
45:20Take care of yourself.
45:21Allah Hafiz.