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00:00Good morning, this is the Daily Show, with your host, Shimo Shimasawa.
00:05I'm here with a special guest, Mr. Nikujita,
00:08who is going to be our guest.
00:10Please welcome our guest.
00:12Good morning, everyone.
00:14Hello, I'm Nikujita, welcome to the show.
00:17I'm here with a special guest, Mr. Shimasawa.
00:20I'm here with a special guest, Mr. Nikujita,
00:22we're going to have a lovely chat.
00:24Well, first, I'd like to introduce our guests.
00:27Thank you for having us here today.
00:31Today, we are not in Tokyo, but in Hiroshima.
00:35We are here at the Astell Plaza in Hiroshima.
00:38Thank you for having us.
00:42It's been a while since we've done something like this.
00:46It's been a while since we've done something like this.
00:47It's been a while since we've done something like this.
00:49That's right.
00:51That's right.
00:52We will be shooting the video at the On-Air in Niigata.
00:57Please watch it.
00:58We will be showing it on the Hiroshima Evening News.
01:02We will be showing it on TV.
01:08It was fun, wasn't it?
01:09It was fun.
01:11What did you do today?
01:12We did that yesterday.
01:14After that, we all went out to eat.
01:18We went out to eat.
01:19We went to a delicious Okonomiyaki restaurant.
01:22I've always wanted to go there.
01:26I decided to go there for lunch.
01:29Hiroshima is famous for its Chikara Udon.
01:35It's famous.
01:36It's famous.
01:37I wanted to eat a light Kitsune Udon there.
01:44This is it.
01:45Kitsune Udon is light.
01:48It's light.
01:49It's not.
01:50I don't know if I'm saying this.
01:55Kitsune Udon is deep fried.
01:58We Kansai people call it Usuage.
02:00We call it Aburaage.
02:03How do you cut this?
02:05Cut?
02:06Yes.
02:07Can you put it on Udon?
02:08You can put it on Udon.
02:09There is one whole piece in Osaka.
02:11The Chikara in Hiroshima is cutting this.
02:14How do you cut it?
02:16If it's a square, you cut it into a triangle.
02:20You cut it into two pieces.
02:22It's a rectangle.
02:23A rectangle.
02:24Isn't it like this?
02:26This is Kizami Udon.
02:28I see.
02:29It's close.
02:30The Chikara Kitsune Udon.
02:33You cut it like this.
02:36You cut it even thinner?
02:38It's not even thinner.
02:39I don't know how to say it.
02:41Mille-feuille.
02:43Octopus.
02:45You cut it diagonally like an octopus.
02:51And you eat Ohagi.
02:54Ohagi?
02:55You eat Ohagi.
02:57You eat Udon and Ohagi.
02:59I'm crazy about it.
03:01It's delicious.
03:04Is that the power of mochi?
03:08Maybe.
03:10I was eating at the end of the counter.
03:13It was delicious.
03:14But be careful when you go next time.
03:17The soup is about 170 degrees.
03:22It's hot.
03:24I was eating at the end of the counter.
03:27The back was the toilet.
03:29I went to the main street.
03:32A boy was standing in front of the toilet.
03:37He said,
03:39I want to pee.
03:42I want to pee.
03:44Let me finish my poop.
03:47I want to pee.
03:49Let me finish my poop.
03:52The boy said,
03:53Wait a minute.
03:55I can't take it anymore.
03:58I want to pee.
04:00I want to poop.
04:02He was eating hot Udon.
04:04He was a child.
04:06He said,
04:08I want to pee.
04:10He said,
04:11Hurry up.
04:13He said,
04:15I'm not your father.
04:19I'm not your father.
04:21I'm not your father.
04:24Where is your father?
04:26I was surprised.
04:28I didn't even come to pick up my mother.
04:31I didn't even come to pick up my mother.
04:34I was about to pee.
04:36A stranger said,
04:37I'm not your father.
04:38I froze for two seconds and ran away.
04:40You didn't go to the toilet?
04:42I didn't go to the toilet.
04:44The other day,
04:47I ate sushi with my children.
04:50I like sushi.
04:54I wanted to go to the toilet.
04:56I was going to finish my poop.
04:59I was going to finish my poop.
05:01I was going to finish my poop.
05:03You are calculating because it's about your family.
05:06It was an accident.
05:08It was an accident.
05:10I left my children alone.
05:12I went to the toilet.
05:14There were two toilets.
05:15A woman's toilet and a man's toilet.
05:20The woman's toilet was open.
05:22The man's toilet was red.
05:24I was waiting.
05:26I was waiting for a long time.
05:28I left my children alone.
05:29I wanted to go back soon.
05:31I thought it was a bad idea.
05:33I thought it was a bad idea.
05:35I came out.
05:38It was a woman in her late 50s to 60s.
05:43Women are allowed.
05:45I thought I was going to go in.
05:50There was a woman.
05:52I thought I had no choice.
05:53I went into the man's toilet.
05:55I came out.
05:57I thought I was in the toilet.
05:59I thought I was in the toilet.
06:01I was surprised and embarrassed.
06:06I was angry.
06:08It was open.
06:10I was standing there.
06:14Why was I cut off?
06:17What's wrong?
06:21Do you have a problem?
06:23I'm sorry.
06:25I thought it was a woman's toilet.
06:29It was a woman's toilet.
06:33I was embarrassed.
06:35I was embarrassed.
06:37I was angry.
06:40It's a strange mechanism.
06:42It's a strange mechanism.
06:45I was in a cafe in Shibuya, Tokyo.
06:52There were two types of toilets.
06:55Women's and men's.
07:01Men's and women's were full.
07:04I heard a voice from the back.
07:07Can I use the women's toilet?
07:12Please wait a moment.
07:14I was waiting for more than five minutes.
07:18I think the person who went in earlier was a woman.
07:21Can I use the women's toilet?
07:24I'm sorry. I can't.
07:26Can't you do it?
07:28I can't do it.
07:30I can't do it.
07:32I can't do it.
07:34I'll ask you one more time.
07:36I can't do it.
07:38I can't do it.
07:39I understand.
07:41The person who came out of the back was Mr. Itao.
07:47I saw that Mr. Itao was suffering.
07:55Mr. Itao?
07:59What are you doing?
08:01I was told.
08:03I'm drinking coffee.
08:05I see.
08:07I went straight out of the store.
08:10If a man came out of a woman's toilet and a woman was waiting, it would be a big problem.
08:16It's a big problem.
08:18If I came out of a woman's toilet and a woman was waiting, I would say to the clerk.
08:24I would say that Mr. Itao came out of a woman's toilet.
08:27If I were to say that, I would say that.
08:29If you were to say that, you would say that.
08:31So...
08:34I said this the other day.
08:36When I entered the toilet, I saw a piece of paper.
08:39I said, don't smoke in the toilet.
08:44I thought it was a good piece of paper.
08:46I said, don't smoke in the toilet.
08:48I'm going to take a shit in the smoking area.
08:53It's not a split.
08:55I'm fighting with the smoking area.
08:58That's right.
08:59I thought it was a good piece of paper.
09:01I thought I did my best.
09:03You did your best.
09:04Don't smoke in the toilet.
09:06I'm going to take a shit in the smoking area.
09:08We are quite old.
09:12I've seen it.
09:15There are some children from older generations who pee for a long time.
09:20That's right.
09:22I realized that they need to pee.
09:25I'm already preparing.
09:27I'm not calculating.
09:30I'm ready to take a break.
09:34I'm already getting ready to go out.
09:36But the lady's pee fired too slowly.
09:40Oh, did it work?
09:45Deeply remorseful.
09:49Do you visit Hiroshima quite often?
09:53No, but I do come here once every few years.
09:57I came here two weeks ago.
10:00I see.
10:02I came to see you at your ANGER concert 2 weeks ago.
10:05We are going to be performing here in Hiroshima 9 years before.
10:11Oh, so it's been a while.
10:139 years ago, there was the biggest mystery in Hiroshima.
10:19I still can't figure out why.
10:21After the show, we, Daisuke-san, the writer, and the staff,
10:28the four of us will be having a party.
10:29I don't remember the name of the town, but I think it was a place where the slope continued, but I heard that the dumplings there were delicious, so let's drink dumplings today.
10:46I went into the store with four people and asked for dumplings and beer, and I was sitting at a table, not a table, but a place to surround, and I was waiting for dumplings and beer.
11:03I ordered five bottles of beer.
11:09It's a little like a staircase.
11:12When I was told that there were four people, I was sitting at the same table as Daisuke, the writer, and the staff.
11:32When I said, thank you for your hard work, the girl said, thank you for your hard work.
11:37Is that the staff?
11:39She's a young girl, and she doesn't talk at all.
11:45I was like, wow, that was today's live.
11:48I laughed over there.
11:51Who is it?
11:53I was eating dumplings.
11:55I said, I'm sorry.
12:01What kind of help were you getting today?
12:07I asked.
12:09No, I'm not helping.
12:13Who are you?
12:16When the four of us went into the store, Daisuke just said, let's go together.
12:27I was like, what?
12:29Daisuke, what is that?
12:31I was standing at the entrance, so I invited him.
12:36Daisuke said, I'm going home soon.
12:40I said, I'm sorry.
12:42This is the mystery.
12:44She was wearing a miniskirt.
12:46I said, I'm sorry.
12:48Thank you for the meal, beer and dumplings.
12:51When I went home, my feet were covered in blood.
12:57What kind of injury?
13:00Injury.
13:02I was cut a lot.
13:04I was cut.
13:07Blood was flowing.
13:09Daisuke said, what is it?
13:14I was like, I can't leave a girl with blood.
13:20That's the mystery.
13:24Daisuke is strange.
13:26If you can't leave her, you should call the hospital.
13:30I talked about that.
13:32I wanted to drink beer.
13:39It's a story I don't understand.
13:42Daisuke said, what was that?
13:45I don't understand.
13:47Why did you put it in the category?
13:51It's not a mystery.
13:53It's not a mystery.
13:55It's a story that calls for too many mysteries.
13:58This is a mystery.
14:00There is a Taiwanese restaurant in Shibuya that I often go to.
14:05I've liked it for a long time.
14:06I went there.
14:08I drank beer and dumplings for a while.
14:12The store manager said, Junya-san.
14:15Today is the first day of my part-time job.
14:19He is an 18-year-old man.
14:22I wondered why he would introduce me to him.
14:30He said, he is the son of Yoshi of Kaukau.
14:34I was surprised.
14:37Yoshi got married early.
14:40He is the son of the first wife.
14:45I went to Yoshi's house about 15 years ago.
14:51I took a bath with my 4-year-old son.
14:56At Yoshi's house.
14:57I was surprised.
14:59The child who took a bath with him has grown so much.
15:02He is working part-time now.
15:04I looked at his face.
15:06It was very strange.
15:08His face looks just like Yoshi.
15:12I was surprised.
15:14He looks just like Yoshi.
15:17I was surprised.
15:19He was also surprised.
15:21I was surprised.
15:24He looks just like my son.
15:27I was surprised.
15:30My son looks just like me.
15:35This is the same DNA.
15:40I don't know why.
15:43My eldest son looks just like Seiji.
15:47That's the same blood.
15:49I don't know why.
15:52My son's face looks just like my partner's face.
15:59It's a mystery in the entertainment world.
16:07Some people look like pets.
16:11Some people look like cats.
16:14Some people look like cars.
16:16Some people look like cars.
16:18Some people look like cars.
16:20Some people look like Silvia.
16:22I was surprised.
16:25His face looks just like Yoshi.
16:29It's a mystery in the entertainment world.
16:35Seiji's son looks just like Junya.
16:40He looks just like Junya.
16:42His shirt size is just like Junya.
16:49His posture is just like Junya.
16:54He looks just like Junya.
16:57Junya might not like this, but he looks like Uchiki.
17:01He looks like Uchiki.
17:04I'm shy.
17:08I met Seiji's son more than 10 years ago.
17:12I said, long time no see.
17:14He said, you've grown up.
17:20How are you?
17:25How long have you been standing?
17:28He said, I'm sorry.
17:31He looks just like Junya.
17:34They look just like Junya.
17:37I see.
17:39We eat together sometimes.
17:42He looks just like Seiji.
17:44Did I say this before?
17:48I don't think you said it.
17:51Can I say it?
17:53I don't know if it's strange to hide it.
17:57Seiji's son was a comedian.
18:00Seiji's son had three partners.
18:03He was choosing who to partner with.
18:10He wasn't a professional when he was a student.
18:13He was choosing who to partner with.
18:17He was choosing who to partner with.
18:20He was choosing who to partner with.
18:28He was choosing who to partner with.
18:33I asked him why he was hiding it.
18:36He told me it's okay.
18:40I told him that's how it is.
18:43I told him to do whatever he wants to do.
18:46Seiji's son is not the kind of person
18:49who does A, B, C.
18:52He's more like J's son.
18:54I wanted to try a lot of things, like comedy.
18:57Yeah, that's what we were talking about.
19:00The other day, I was at the Budokan, and Kobayashi-kun was there.
19:02There was a live show, and I said, I want to go see it.
19:05And I went to see it.
19:07Then, on LINE,
19:11he kept calling me Jay.
19:14Jay, you're good at this.
19:17Jay, that was funny the other day.
19:19He kept saying that.
19:21I went to see the live show for the first time on LINE.
19:25He said, thank you.
19:27We're juniors now.
19:30That's right.
19:31I'm the only one left.
19:32That's because you're aiming to be a professional.
19:34I was so lonely.
19:37I'm sure you're lonely, but you're juniors.
19:42I don't think it's good for him to be cute or sarcastic.
19:47Well, that's true.
19:49If you're in trouble, you can stay away from him.
19:55Even though he's so cute?
19:58Leave him alone!
20:05I don't think you understand this.
20:08The feeling?
20:09The feeling.
20:10My wife and my son, who was in the first year of elementary school,
20:15were talking on the train.
20:17I said, let's go home together.
20:19We were going home together.
20:20I heard this story from my wife later.
20:24On the phone.
20:26We were talking on the train.
20:27My wife said, you're always walking home alone.
20:32I said, what are you thinking about when you're walking?
20:37She said, don't tell him.
20:41I said, I'm talking to a transparent person in my mind on the way home.
20:47She said, what are you talking about?
20:49I said, I'm talking to a transparent person in my mind.
20:51I said, it's cold today.
20:53I was at school today, but it was fun.
20:55I was talking to him on the train on the way home.
20:58She said, I see.
20:59When I'm on the train, I talk to a transparent person in my mind.
21:03When the next seat is empty, I put out a transparent person in my mind.
21:07I'm sitting next to him and talking to him by myself.
21:10I don't know why, but I can't stop crying.
21:19I understand the meaning of tears, but I don't understand the meaning of tears.
21:28I don't know what it is.
21:30I don't know what it is.
21:34I don't know what it is.
21:37I don't know what it is.
22:04I don't know what it is.