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00:00Oh
00:11You can't even see it. Oh, no, I was so hot. It's not high. So no talent. Oh, son. No, I'm not
00:17I think I'll go cut out there. It's all right. Let's see. Oh, yeah
00:20Yes, I'm scared. Oh, I like I see this name. I know
00:24Skinner netato kawaii not kind of meat
00:27Yeah
00:29She's in Osaka. No, no, they won't tell you DNA. God. Oh, I like this
00:36She's in Osaka. No, they're too new Osaka
00:42Today meet a shunk I know what it's up. I'll tell you something. I saw no one on it
00:48You don't have time to know you may jingan
00:50You think you have a conda came in with us. We said you just say that one of those you know, no, no, no, no, no
00:55We don't know how to do it. I don't want to be in game
00:59So that you can
01:06Get the most you know, you're not good to me today
01:14So mother siren go hi, what does she know for a neta Sanwa? Yeah, I didn't
01:21Look speed, okay, they take a look at the bugger. Don't you move in move?
01:25No, I'm not good at it. No, I'm not good. I don't need to come there. Come on
01:28Do you want to go to a zoo? Don't you thought on there? No, I wish I was a boy
01:31So I don't go so far sailing. Oh, she's saying yeah, I didn't notice
01:40Yeah, I don't know
01:42Yeah
01:47I'm gonna show you turn to get you
01:51Got my story
01:54I know
01:57I
02:00Can't see them this guy
02:03I know what I could see this man. It's not a most of the time. Don't be sure. Hey, what's a sheena?
02:07I
02:37What is it?
02:38You didn't put anything in there, did you?
02:40But there's a TOTOTO INUX factory nearby.
02:42Then it's Gekisenku.
02:44Let's use the chocolate to draw the map.
02:47I don't need it.
02:48Isn't that the mayonnaise at the end?
02:50What?
02:51Isn't that the mayonnaise at the end?
02:52It's messed up.
02:53It's not messed up.
02:54It's a birthday cake.
02:55Oh, it's a birthday cake?
02:56Is it someone's birthday?
02:57My wife.
02:58Oh, the sashimi?
02:59Is that popular?
03:01In the stupid neighborhood.
03:03It's a matchmaker.
03:04Oh, a matchmaker.
03:05What is that?
03:06It's a strawberry matchmaker.
03:08Do you recommend it?
03:09It's a particular matchmaker.
03:10What kind of matchmaker is that?
03:11There's a part of the sponge.
03:13It's all strawberry.
03:14Isn't it a lump of strawberry?
03:16I put a strawberry-shaped sponge on top.
03:18What are you doing?
03:19Yes.
03:20Why are you doing it the other way around?
03:21It's a California roll.
03:23It's a matchmaker.
03:25No, it's a California roll.
03:30Why do you say it's a California roll?
03:32I don't understand.
03:33Yes.
03:34Why do you say it's a California roll?
03:36It's a matchmaker.
03:37That's enough.
03:38It's funny, so give it to me.
03:40I understand.
03:41You're going to eat this.
03:42I won't eat it.
03:43I'll cut it with a knife.
03:44Why do you cut it with a knife?
03:45What are you doing?
03:46I'll take it home without cutting it.
03:47Take it home.
03:48How far is it from home?
03:49It's about 40 minutes.
03:50Then I'll suggest a camel.
03:51What are you suggesting?
03:52What's a camel?
03:53It's not even a desert.
03:55This is the Tokyo desert.
03:56You're saying that as a joke.
03:58Why are you saying that?
04:00You don't have to read it.
04:01If you can read it, read it.
04:02Let's read it.
04:04I'll read it later.
04:05What are you doing?
04:06What's funny?
04:07I'll read it later.
04:08You'll read it later?
04:09I don't know.
04:10It's a birthday cake, so I'll put a candle or my birthday song on it for free.
04:12It's a candle.
04:13I don't want to hear your birthday song.
04:15Sir, can I choose a candle even if I hear my singing voice?
04:22It's a candle.
04:23It's a candle.
04:24Please.
04:25How many candles do you want?
04:27My wife is 31 years old.
04:29It's too far to have 31 candles.
04:30Then I'll have three big candles.
04:32I'll have one bigger candle.
04:33Why?
04:34She'll think I'm 130 years old.
04:36You're 130 years old?
04:37No way.
04:38You're the same age as Miwaki Hiro.
04:39Don't react with your skin.
04:40Talk properly.
04:41I understand.
04:42I don't need candles.
04:43I'll put it in.
04:44Please.
04:45I'll put dry ice in.
04:46Put dry ice in.
04:47I put smoke in.
04:48You put water in.
04:49You put water in, so you put smoke in.
04:50I put water in.
04:51Why did you put it in?
04:52It's coffee.
04:53Don't talk properly.
04:55How much is it?
04:56It's 3,000 yen.
04:57It's 10,000 yen.
04:58I paid too much.
04:59It's not all.
05:00It's 7,000 yen.
05:01I don't say it's 7,000 yen.
05:02I say it's 5,000 yen.
05:03It's a camel.
05:04It's a camel.
05:05It stinks.
05:06How can I ride it?
05:07You can't.
05:08I can't?
05:09Yes.
05:10Do I pull the camel and go home with the smoke?
05:11Yes.
05:12What if they think I'm an Arab magician?
05:13What is it?
05:14It's a map of Totoba.
05:15I don't need it.
05:17It's amazing.
05:18It's amazing.
05:19It's amazing.
05:21I was impressed today.
05:22There are so many things that I can use in my daily life.
05:23I want to remember everything.
05:24Where is it?
05:25Do you use it?
05:26I don't use it.
05:27I don't use it.
05:28I don't use it.
05:30I は れ まし た?
05:38I は れ まし た?
05:39Tappy.
05:40It sounds weird if you compare it with a lot.
05:41It's Tappy.
05:42There is.
05:43You don't have to say these words.
05:45It's a lot.
05:46You can use these words in a different way.
05:49There are many kinds of tappy.
05:50He says something all the time.
05:51There are many kinds of tappy.
05:53Sorry if my hands are dirty.
05:54I'm sorry if my hands are dirty.
05:55I'm sorry if my hands are dirty
05:56I feel like AKINA'S Primal.
05:57That's all for today.
05:59Thank you very much.
06:03I'm going to go back to work.
06:10The next person to recommend Horeneta-san is...
06:14Takahiro-san!
06:16My Horeneta-san is...
06:18Shinkuu Jessica-san.
06:22First of all,
06:24She looks like Naoki, one of our members.
06:28She does?
06:30Kawakusa-san.
06:32I'm curious about her.
06:34She's like my little sister.
06:36I'm rooting for her.
06:38Takahiro-san's recommendation is...
06:40Shinkuu Jessica-san!
06:42Please come in!
06:48Hello, I'm Raukyu Chin.
06:50No, you're not.
06:52Hello, I'm Shinkuu Jessica.
06:54Nice to meet you.
06:56Nice to meet you, too.
06:58The other day,
07:00I looked up my brain age.
07:02You have a brain age.
07:04My brain age was...
07:06older than my actual age.
07:08Your brain age was older.
07:10So from now on,
07:12when I talk to my brain,
07:14I have to use honorifics.
07:16You don't have to do that.
07:18You don't have to talk to it.
07:20But in my daily life,
07:22if I have a shock,
07:24I have to use honorifics.
07:26Use honorifics?
07:28If I don't use honorifics,
07:30people will think I'm rude.
07:32I don't know if I'm rude.
07:34Why?
07:36I want to practice using honorifics.
07:38You walk over there,
07:40and bump into me.
07:42I'll use honorifics.
07:44I'll use honorifics.
07:46If there's anything weird, tell me.
07:48You bump into me,
07:50and use honorifics.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:56You can't use honorifics.
07:58I don't know.
08:00I'm not good at using honorifics.
08:02If you use honorifics,
08:04the train will be full of brain.
08:06That won't happen.
08:08I don't know.
08:10You don't have to use honorifics.
08:12You don't have to use honorifics.
08:14I don't care.
08:16What are you doing?
08:18I understand.
08:20You bump into me,
08:22and use honorifics.
08:24I don't care.
08:26I understand.
08:28You bump into me,
08:30and use honorifics.
08:32I don't care.
08:34My brain is getting bigger.
08:36I don't care.
08:38I don't care.
08:40I don't care.
08:42I don't care.
08:44I don't care.
08:46I don't think anyone can keep up with you.
08:48What's going on?
08:50I don't have enough explanation.
08:52Hey.
08:54Even if the brain is out,
08:56it's connected by nerves.
08:58Yes.
09:00Even if the brain and the brain
09:02become one big brain,
09:04the original owners
09:06are connected
09:08around the big brain
09:10by nerves.
09:12It's a practice.
09:14It's like a toy
09:16on a baby's bed.
09:18If you turn
09:20the big brain in the middle,
09:22the owners
09:24around you
09:26turn it.
09:28What are you doing?
09:30I don't care.
09:32You don't have to use honorifics.
09:34I don't care.
09:36It's a practice.
09:38Excuse me.
09:40Good morning.
09:42I'm Kawakita from Shinkuideshika
09:44in Yoshimoto Industry.
09:46We are human historians.
09:48Don't use honorifics.
09:52Thank you for your
09:54interesting manzai.
09:56Thank you for today.
09:58I'm sorry.
10:00I'm sorry, too.
10:02My partner always helps me.
10:04It's dry.
10:06It's dry?
10:08Actually,
10:10when the brain is dry,
10:12it's out.
10:14It's out when it comes out.
10:16Thank you very much.
10:20It's good.
10:22It's a good story.
10:24What are you thinking?
10:26Actually,
10:28there is a story about exile.
10:30There are too many
10:32exiles in manzai.
10:34One teacher
10:36opened a classroom
10:38with a lot of exiles.
10:40There is a class
10:42where he teaches
10:44how to become a family
10:46with the pressure of exiles.
10:48It's almost the same as a question.
10:50It's the same.
10:52You look like
10:54Naoki.
10:56What is Naoki?
10:58Did you live for a month
11:00with only carrots?
11:02You don't know Naoki.
11:04I'm not that kind of person.
11:06What is your school?
11:08It's Zura.
11:10It's cool.
11:14Why is your school like that?
11:16I want you to see me in various forms.
11:18You are like that, too.
11:20I want you to see me like that.
11:22Of course.
11:24Next,
11:26who is going to recommend
11:28Mr. Horaneta?
11:30Welcome.
11:32He is the founder of
11:34Nico Nico Douga 2.
11:36YouTube is not interesting.
11:38I think so, too.
11:40Last time,
11:42he showed us
11:44a funny app
11:46which recommends
11:48Kei Tora.
11:52I like sociopaths.
11:54I like people
11:56who live in
11:58the wrong way.
12:00You can be an artist,
12:02but you make songs
12:04that children shouldn't listen to.
12:06What did you like about him?
12:08He is artistic.
12:10For example,
12:12Michelangelo's Davide
12:14has a lower body.
12:16When he is artistic,
12:18people misunderstand
12:20his art
12:22as something good.
12:24He is so talented,
12:26but why did he
12:28fall in love with him?
12:30He doesn't want other people
12:32to fall in love with him.
12:34Next,
12:36who is going to recommend
12:38Mr. Horaneta?
12:40Okudatamio Okuda.
12:42And
12:44Takahashi Hamasaki.
12:46Last year,
12:48he released many hits
12:50for his 30th anniversary.
12:52He is the founder of
12:54Okudatamio.
12:56Takahashi Hamasaki
12:58is a pioneer of
13:00funk music.
13:02He is a great singer.
13:04He is a master of singing.
13:06He is like an artist.
13:08But he is also
13:10a terrible guy.
13:12He is a musician.
13:14We had a conversation
13:16about
13:18having a real friend
13:20in our band.
13:22It's difficult,
13:24but I won't do it.
13:26So, who is Mr. Horaneta?
13:28He is Mr. Double Rock.
13:30He is going to recommend
13:32Mr. Horaneta.
13:34But I can't do it.
13:38I'm so happy to see him.
13:40He is Mr. Double Rock.
13:42I'm so happy to see him.
13:48He is the one.
13:50I am
13:52poor
13:54I came to the
13:56forest to find
13:58some medicine
14:00to save mother
14:02who is suffering.
14:04Right there,
14:06I think.
14:08Where is it?
14:10I've been waiting
14:12to save
14:14all the people
14:16who are suffering.
14:18I am
14:20And I'm a god
14:23A god?
14:25With your kindness, as a mother
14:29I'm proud, and I came here to protect you
14:40Is this true?
14:42I can't believe it
14:43Thank you and I'm happy
14:47Omae no nozomi hitotsu dake kanaete arou
14:55Naraba
14:57Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
15:01Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
15:04Tsubon wo tsukiaburu hodo no
15:08Ookinaijimotsu wo watashi ni kudasai
15:14Sou janai darou?
15:17Hanashi ga chigau
15:19Yamai no maha wa doushita?
15:22Souda soudatta
15:24Ano inochi wo tasukete kudasai
15:29Onegai shimasu
15:37Da yone?
15:39Sou datta yone?
15:40Suide ni
15:42Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
15:45Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
15:49Hata ni katsugeru koe
15:53Ookinaijimotsu wo watashi ni kudasai
16:07Otoko yo
16:11Ichimotsu wa
16:15Ookisa dewa nai
16:22Saizu no koto wo
16:26Ki ni shiteru no wa
16:29Otoko dake sa
16:32Otoko dake sa
16:34Subete wa
16:36Ai sae areba
16:43Kokoro mitasare
16:46Yasashisa afuredasu
16:50Ai sae areba
16:57Ai ni massaru mono nado
17:04Sore yori mo
17:07Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
17:13Aitoka yasashisa kusofura
17:17Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
17:20Odora ni kakaru niji yori mo
17:23Taiga ni kakaru hashi yori mo
17:26Ookinaijimotsu wo kudasai
17:5730th Anniversary Concert
17:59Mr. Okuda sang Ichimotsu in the same costume as Doburoku.
18:02I want to see it.
18:03We have a video.
18:05Please have a look.
18:09It's true.
18:10Yasashisa ni mune utare
18:13Good.
18:14It's good.
18:17It's amazing.
18:21Mr. Hamada is also amazing.
18:24Where is Mr. Hamada?
18:26Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
18:32It's amazing.
18:34When I went to Mr. Tamiyo's dressing room,
18:37I saw Mr. Tamiyo's costume.
18:41I thought it was our dressing room,
18:43but it was Mr. Tamiyo's dressing room.
18:47He has a strong personality.
18:51What is the secret of Ayami Nakajo?
18:54I want you to try it.
18:55At that point,
18:56I like it.
18:58You like it.
19:00You love it.
19:02The bell pepper is also bitter.
19:10Next, who will recommend Mr. Horineta?
19:17It's Nakajo.
19:19From actresses, models to variety shows,
19:22Ayami Nakajo is very active.
19:26Actually, she is from Osaka.
19:27She is a funny girl.
19:30I went to see the new drama.
19:32I don't know why,
19:34but I still have to say funny things.
19:37No one told me that,
19:39but I felt the pressure.
19:42I hope I can laugh today.
19:45What is the meeting between Nakajo,
19:47who loves laughing, and Horineta?
19:50In M-1,
19:52I thought,
19:53what are these people?
19:55The moment I saw them,
19:56I fell in love with them.
19:58They have a strong personality.
20:02I want them to come out straight,
20:05but I don't know why they come out like that.
20:08That's the trick.
20:10It's like a step.
20:15I want you to see it.
20:16It's like a mysterious step.
20:22At that moment,
20:23I fell in love with them.
20:25It's like I met a new food.
20:29I was moved.
20:32I almost cried.
20:34There is such a bright future.
20:38Did I say too much?
20:43My favorite is
20:45Batteries.
20:47Please enjoy Nakajo's recommended
20:50Batteries with Nakajo's reaction.
20:56Hello.
21:00I'm Batteries.
21:01Nice to meet you.
21:05I'm in my mid-thirties.
21:07I want an adult hobby.
21:11An adult hobby?
21:12I'm looking for a hobby.
21:13I want to do Sado.
21:15Sado?
21:17You should quit Sado.
21:19Should I quit?
21:21Sado is not interesting.
21:23No, no.
21:24If you want to do it,
21:25you have to do something interesting.
21:27You're right.
21:28You're in your mid-thirties.
21:29You have a lot of friends.
21:30You're playing with your bicycle.
21:32Don't say that.
21:33You look happy.
21:35You're happy.
21:37That's a good thing.
21:38If you do Sado,
21:39you can improve yourself.
21:41It's a good hobby.
21:43I see.
21:44I don't know what to do with Sado.
21:46I see.
21:47To put it simply,
21:48you wear a kimono in a tea room.
21:50You spend about two hours
21:52drinking matcha and tea.
21:53That's Sado.
21:54Why do I have to spend two hours
21:55to replenish water?
21:57No, no.
21:58Are you crazy?
21:59If I spend two hours,
22:00I will read a manga.
22:02I can read a little more.
22:04One or two hours.
22:06That's my pace.
22:07I don't care.
22:08I can drink tea in five seconds.
22:10There are a lot of rules.
22:13There are rules,
22:14but I don't care.
22:16For example,
22:17there are matcha and tea sweets.
22:18You have to eat all the tea sweets
22:20before you drink matcha.
22:22I'll do whatever I want.
22:24I don't care.
22:25Tea sweets are usually sweet,
22:27so you have to eat them first
22:29and make the inside of your mouth sweet.
22:31You have to make it easier
22:32to taste the bitterness of matcha.
22:34Why do you have to go
22:35to pick up the bitterness?
22:37It's bitter as much as possible,
22:38so I can't drink it.
22:39I don't like sweet things.
22:40It seems that humans are made
22:41to have a body that tastes better
22:43depending on stress.
22:44When I was a kid,
22:45I didn't have any stress,
22:46so coffee was bitter.
22:47But when I grew up,
22:48I had a lot of stress.
22:49Peppers are also bitter.
22:51I have fun every day
22:52and I don't have stress,
22:53so peppers are also bitter.
22:54Don't go to pick up the bitterness.
22:56There are also people
22:57who make matcha by themselves
22:58and those who make it for the host.
23:01First, take a cup of tea with your right hand
23:02and put it in your left hand.
23:03Here, so that the pattern
23:04doesn't come in front of you,
23:05rotate it 90 degrees
23:06for more than three times
23:07and take it in three mouths
23:08while turning it.
23:09There's a way to do it,
23:10so remember this.
23:11You didn't say anything difficult.
23:13You were late.
23:15Where's my cup?
23:16You took it.
23:17You shouldn't say cup too much.
23:19It's a cup,
23:20because it's a cup of tea.
23:21That's called a teapot.
23:22If you say expensive one,
23:23there are a lot of teapots
23:24that cost more than 1 million yen.
23:25Don't give it to me.
23:26I'll break it right away
23:27even if it's plastic.
23:28If you give me an expensive one,
23:29I'll break it right away.
23:30Also, there are two types of
23:31front and back senke.
23:32There are two types of
23:33big and small.
23:34The way you do it
23:35doesn't change
23:36depending on the type.
23:37You should get along.
23:38It's only a little different
23:39but you can't get along.
23:40You should get along.
23:42But remember sado.
23:43If you make matcha
23:44for your parents,
23:45it'll be a good parent-teacher school.
23:46Just living like that
23:47is fine.
23:48Thank you for your hard work, Moe.
23:51I like it.
23:52I like it.
23:53It's good.
23:54I do sado,
23:56but I remember the type.
23:59I've been doing sado
24:00for the rest of my life.
24:02I didn't think I'd be treated
24:04like that.
24:07I think I understand.
24:09While looking at you two,
24:11I might want to throw a knife.
24:15I like it.
24:16I like it.
24:18It's good.
24:20She said she liked it.
24:22I'm glad.
24:23I'm glad.
24:24I don't know
24:25which style is more
24:26funny or not funny.
24:28It's not funny.
24:29When I see it.
24:30It took 2 hours.
24:31Why do I have to drink tea?
24:34I have to drink it all.
24:39Next,
24:40the person who will recommend
24:41Mr. Koreneta is
24:44Mr. Yamasato.
24:46I want to recommend
24:48the 20th century style.
24:51He is an artist
24:52who is working hard
24:53in Osaka.
24:54He is trying to follow
24:55the funny movies.
24:56He is trying to follow
24:57the funny movies.
24:58His name is Shige.
25:00I think he is coming.
25:02I think he is coming.
25:04This year,
25:05at the end of the year,
25:06at the big tournament,
25:07I think he will come.
25:08I think he will come.
25:09I think he will come.
25:10I think he will come.
25:11It's the 20th century.
25:13Please.
25:21Don't do such a thing.
25:22No.
25:24Sorry.
25:25It's the 20th century.
25:26Please.
25:30I like Katsu curry.
25:31I like Katsu curry.
25:32I think it's good.
25:33If there is a good Katsu curry shop,
25:34I want you to introduce it.
25:35I think it's good.
25:36There is a very good shop.
25:37There is a very good shop.
25:38I think so.
25:39Please listen.
25:40I think so.
25:41I think so.
25:42Please listen.
25:43Please don't.
25:44Please don't.
25:45Let's go to the place
25:46I told you.
25:47Let's go to the place
25:48I told you.
25:49U R R Y C U R R Y
25:53Welcome.
25:57You are amazing.
26:01I'm Kokumaro from Vermond Jawa Curry House.
26:03You are disgusting.
26:04You are disgusting.
26:05You are disgusting.
26:06You are disgusting.
26:07I heard that Katsu curry is famous.
26:09Thank you very much.
26:10Please give me a Katsu curry.
26:12This is the number.
26:13I will stop shaking when it is finished.
26:15It's the opposite of a food court.
26:17I will stop shaking.
26:19I hate this.
26:20Sorry to keep you waiting.
26:22This is Katsu curry.
26:23This is very disgusting.
26:27Katsu curry doesn't have Katsu curry.
26:28Katsu curry doesn't have Katsu curry.
26:29Katsu curry will bring fresh Katsu curry.
26:31Katsu curry will bring fresh Katsu curry.
26:33Hey, Katsu curry!
26:36Katsu curry
26:37Katsu curry
26:40Katsu curry
26:42What's this?
26:43I want to put Katsu curry in this.
26:45Ha!
26:45Katsu!
26:46Nosero ya omae!
26:47Naishiten de omae!
26:48Katsu nosetai moriagenai to!
26:50Moriagenai to katsu wo nosete kuretai?
26:51Moriagete kudasai!
26:52Wakarimashita!
26:53Katsu nosetai!
26:55Nosetai!
26:56Katsu nosetai!
26:58Nosetai!
26:58Katsu nosessou!
27:00Oooo! Nosessou!
27:01Katsu nosessou!
27:03Iyaa! Nosessou!
27:04Ore wa kore ni katsu wo no-senai!
27:07Nosero ya!
27:09Katsu nosetai ga donkai chatta!
27:11Watashi ga kita yo!
27:13Watashi ga kita yo!
27:14Teru teren ten ten teren ten tereren!
27:16Katsu!
27:17Katsu!
27:18Katsu!
27:19Katsu!
27:20Chika chika chan!
27:21Katsu wa nosenai!
27:23Nosero ya!
27:24Katsudai ya!
27:25Katsudai ya!
27:26Katsu yo!
27:28Katsu to ya yubisai ya ne!
27:30Dekitate no katsu yo!
27:32Katsu to ya yubisai ya!
27:33Katsu yo!
27:34Dekitate no katsu yo!
27:36Miseta dake!
27:38Katsu miseta dake ya ke!
27:41Agerasu!
27:42Ippai motte kimashita!
27:43Dare da yo omae!
27:45Agerasu wo nosemasu!
27:46Katsu kare ga tabete!
27:48Agerasu kare tabete!
27:49Katsu kare!
27:50Tabesashite!
27:51Sono koe wo matteta yo!
27:52Sono koe wo matteta!
27:53Zettai ni katsu nosetai!
27:55Zettai ni katsu nosetai ya!
27:56Yokoso koko de!
27:59Hayaku!
28:00Katsu noseru!
28:01Agerasu wo osaiteru uchi ni!
28:03Hayaku nosete!
28:04Kare ni wa!
28:06Nosete!
28:08Katsu noseru!
28:10Yatta!
28:12Yatta!
28:14Arigatou gozaimasu!
28:15Itadakimasu!
28:16Aishii!
28:17Shiawase!
28:18Nani gaya ne!
28:21Zutto nani gaya ja kore!
28:23Mou ii yo!
28:24Gochisousamadeshita!
28:2920 steaks de gozaimashita!
28:31Ii desu ne!
28:32Arigatou gozaimasu!
28:33Arigatou gozaimashita!
28:34Omoshiroi yo!
28:35Power agatte!
28:36Omoshiroi ne!
28:37Katsu kare de noseru nosenai de
28:39Konna hippatta!
28:41Zutto mite rareru ne!
28:43Ureshii!
28:44Arigatou gozaimasu!
28:45Kusei narisugite
28:46Konya yume ni katsu nosetai
28:49Ureshii!
28:50Yume de mata atte kudasai!
28:52Tonikaku netakazu ga honfu nande
28:54Tsukami no kazu ga jinjou ni aru
28:56Iroi wo manzai wo saisho ni yatte
28:58Tsukami mitai kedo
29:00Domo!
29:02Arigatou gozaimasu!
29:04Ii desu ne!
29:08Hamigaki jouzu da ne!
29:17Kibun zenbu tereru no ka na
29:21Tsuzuite wa!
29:22Ima, ano hitotachi wo omoshiroi tte iu to
29:26kakko yoku nareru
29:28Ikimono Dakari Mizuno san no horeta geirin to wa?
29:35Dare hitori suisei korete nai to omou
29:44Tsuzuite Koreneta san wo suisen shite kureru no wa
29:53Olimpiku ya Asadora no teiba songu mo ninau
29:55Nippon wo daihyou suru artist
29:57Ikimono Dakari no leader Mizuno Yashiki san
30:01Chitsu wa gojishin no radio nado ni
30:03Samazama na geirin wo yonde
30:05Taidan wo suru hodo no warai tsuki demo arundesu
30:09Ima, ano hitotachi wo omoshiroi tte iu to
30:13kakko yoku nareru
30:17Neta no chitekina kanji to iu ka
30:19Chitekina warai dattari
30:21Ato, mita koto nai shuudan no konto nando ne
30:24Tada, konto tte iu to
30:26Kaiteru hito ga okorisou na ki ga suru
30:30Chotto iketsukan iketsukan
30:33Ichigai ni konto to mo ienai shi
30:35Geki to mo ienai shi
30:37Dakara mou karera dake no mono nandayo
30:39Mitai na style ga aru ki ga shite te
30:42Chotto kono sainou wo
30:45Karipaku shitai na to omotte
30:47Hinawa de Ikimono Dakari tte
30:49Hoka no kata ni
30:51Kashi wo kaite itadaku tte iu sakkyuu wa
30:53Hobo nai n desu yo
30:55Hajimete sono kata ni onegai shite desu ne
30:58Soshitara mamma to notte kuremashita ne
31:00Sugoi ii kyoku ni nattande
31:02Kite hoshii desu
31:06Sonna Horedeta-san no osusume point wa?
31:09Gochisou desu
31:11Tekizai tekishou
31:13Ano ne, ano shusai no hito no namae wo totte
31:15Naikaku tte tsuketai gurai nan desu
31:17Minna you wa, menba wa, daijin desu
31:19Hontoni
31:21Sorezore no yakuwari wo chanto
31:23Tekizai tekishou de
31:25Hontoni
31:27Hontoni
31:29Hontoni
31:31Hontoni
31:33Hontoni
31:35Hontoni
31:37Hontoni
31:39Hontoni
31:41Hontoni
31:43Hontoni
31:45Hontoni
31:47Hontoni
31:49Hontoni
31:51Hontoni
31:53Hontoni
31:55Hontoni
31:57Hontoni
31:59Hontoni
32:01Hontoni
32:03Hontoni
32:05Hontoni
32:07Hontoni
32:09Hontoni
32:11Hontoni
32:13Hontoni
32:15Hontoni
32:17Hontoni
32:19Hontoni
32:21Why do you keep staying in the veranda?
32:24Well, I'm not good with big crowds.
32:27You should go home. A few people have already left.
32:30What about Nakashima?
32:32Nakashima is still here.
32:34Oh, I see.
32:35Why? Do you like him?
32:38Well, yeah.
32:41Really?
32:42Why did I say that?
32:44Stop it. You're going to scare me.
32:46I've never said that to anyone.
32:47Since when?
32:48About two years ago.
32:50Oh, I see.
32:51Why did I say that?
32:53I've never said that to anyone.
32:55Well, sometimes I do.
32:56When I'm drinking on the veranda.
32:59When I'm busy in the morning,
33:02I brush my teeth while taking a dump.
33:08Why did I say that?
33:10No, no, no.
33:13No, no, no.
33:14What are you doing?
33:15It's our secret.
33:17I don't think that's a good idea.
33:19The veranda is so cool.
33:21Hey, Yoshiwara.
33:22Where's Nakashima?
33:23He's not here.
33:24I told you.
33:25I'm going to kill you.
33:27I told you not to say that.
33:28He's always on the veranda.
33:30That's not true.
33:31He was late.
33:32He was on time, but he went to the bathroom because he had a stomachache.
33:35I'm going to kill you.
33:36I'm not going to say that.
33:41Don't get mad over the same amount of heat.
33:43What were you talking about?
33:44We were talking about things we've never told anyone.
33:47I'm curious about that.
33:48No, no, no.
33:49We exchanged ideas.
33:50Then you can talk about that.
33:52Wait, I'm going to talk about that?
33:53Wait, wait, wait.
33:54You can't talk about things you've never told anyone.
33:56We were talking about things we've never told anyone.
33:58So let's talk about things we've never told anyone,
34:01and then we'll talk about it.
34:03Okay?
34:04Okay.
34:06Let's start with Yoshiwara.
34:08Last Saturday, I was invited to a meal by a high school teacher.
34:16I went out with him the day before yesterday.
34:18Really?
34:20What about you, Michigami?
34:21I've been out with Ishikawa-senpai.
34:24Really?
34:25I've never been out with him.
34:27I'm not going to say it.
34:28I brush my teeth while taking a dump when I'm busy in the morning.
34:31You're too good at negotiating.
34:34Why are you so good at negotiating?
34:38Why is everyone on the balcony?
34:40It was just the two of us.
34:41Oh, I'm sorry.
34:42We were talking about secrets.
34:44Secrets?
34:45We were talking about things we've never told anyone.
34:47I want to know.
34:48No, let's start with Nakashima.
34:51Me?
34:52What is it?
34:53A secret?
34:54How about this?
34:55What?
34:56What is it?
34:57We just started dating.
35:00What?
35:01I didn't expect you to say it so quickly.
35:03Right?
35:04Okay, it's your turn, Hasumi.
35:06What?
35:08I said it, so tell me.
35:10It's not fair if you don't say it.
35:13I see.
35:15You're right.
35:17I've been out with him for two years.
35:20I brush my teeth while taking a dump when I'm busy in the morning.
35:24What?
35:27What?
35:29What?
35:31Nothing.
35:36What? Is that okay?
35:38Why? You said something embarrassing.
35:40I hate brushing my teeth in the bathroom.
35:42Isn't it dirty?
35:43It's not dirty.
35:49It's not dirty.
35:51Why are you guys outside?
35:53You just got here?
35:54Yes, my manager sent me here.
35:56Your manager?
35:57No, it's nothing.
35:59Excuse me, Mr. Ado.
36:00It's about tomorrow's recording.
36:02Mr. Ado is not here.
36:04What?
36:09Let's go back.
36:11I used to like Yoshihara.
36:14Let's stay on the balcony a little longer.
36:20That's nice.
36:22That's amazing.
36:24I like this group.
36:27I'm glad.
36:28They are talented.
36:30The people who make them.
36:32Hasumi.
36:33Am I talented?
36:35Of course you are.
36:36I love you, Mr. Ado.
36:39You are talented.
36:41It's my second time to meet you.
36:44I cried when I met you for the first time.
36:47You cried?
36:49I started laughing when I saw the script.
36:51That's amazing.
36:53I've never seen so many people.
36:55That's right.
36:57I've never seen such a script.
36:58I thought it was funny and amazing.
37:03These members are real.
37:05Yes, they are.
37:07They are just right.
37:09Their cuteness is just right.
37:14It's the era.
37:16Let's stop it.
37:18It's dangerous.
37:20Next.
37:22The existence itself is funny.
37:24Director Hara's favorite actor is.
37:31Is that me?
37:37Next.
37:38The person who recommends Mr. Koreneta is.
37:42Next.
37:44Hello.
37:46I'm Hara Sumo, the director of Aoyama Gakuin University.
37:48Nice to meet you.
37:50Director Hara led Aoyama Gakuin University to win 8 times in a row.
37:57When he gets tired of being a director, he watches comedy shows and changes his mood.
38:03I've been in many shows.
38:06The existence itself is funny.
38:10It's interesting.
38:11When I was a college student, I went to the dinner show of Mr. Korokke.
38:15Mr. Korokke, the female version of Mr. Korokke, was there.
38:18I see.
38:19What did Director Hara like about him?
38:23I don't know.
38:24Next.
38:25He has a good face.
38:28He has a good face.
38:30He has a good personality.
38:32Instead of deceiving the audience, he has a good personality.
38:36He has a good personality.
38:38He has a good personality.
38:40He has a good personality.
38:42I think his name is Angelina Jolie.
38:44I don't remember the name.
38:46I think his name is Jolice.
38:48I don't know who she is.
38:50I don't know if she looks like me or not.
38:53But, she makes me laugh.
38:55I think she imitates Ayame Gouriki.
38:59Sometimes, I think she is beautiful depending on her face.
39:04I think I didn't get enough sleep last night.
39:08I see.
39:09I didn't get enough sleep.
39:10She is very rude.
39:11I think she imitates Ayame Gouriki.
39:13I don't understand.
39:14My favorite singer is Kintaro.
39:19It's Mr. Kintaro.
39:21Mr. Kintaro imitates Ayame Gouriki.
39:35I, Mayunetsu, would like to tell a story.
39:40First of all, I would like to touch Ayame Gouriki.
39:45Ayame Gouriki.
39:47Good morning.
39:49I'm Ayame Gouriki.
39:51You are not my friend anymore.
39:54You are not my friend anymore.
39:58You were deceived.
40:00I'm not Ayame Gouriki.
40:03I'm not Mayunetsu.
40:05Oh, she is coming.
40:06I'm Azurina Jolie.
40:10It's dangerous.
40:11Run away, everyone.
40:12This TV station is full of dead bodies.
40:17Be quiet.
40:18Please be quiet.
40:21I'll give you an emergency announcement.
40:23I haven't told you about this story on TV yet.
40:27I'll give you a story.
40:28I've been preparing for 12 years.
40:31I'll get ready.
40:32I'll get ready.
40:33You've been preparing for 12 years.
40:34What do you mean?
40:37You can't get ready.
40:45I'm a red candle.
40:48Amazing.
40:50I feel sick today.
40:53I'm a red candle.
40:55I feel like I have a spike in my heart.
41:00It was a scary story.
41:02That's all.
41:06Thank you very much.
41:08Am I like that?
41:10Yes, you are.
41:12I've never met a beautiful actress like Marika Matsumoto.
41:17Hello.
41:18I'm Marika Matsumoto.
41:21I love you.
41:24I like you.
41:25When I see you, I feel strange.
41:29I see you in that way.
41:31I've been a co-star several times.
41:35That's great.
41:36I'm glad.
41:39Director Hara.
41:41When students get angry at the teacher,
41:45he changes his mood with Kintaro.
41:49Then he feels happy.
41:51He can teach without getting angry.
41:54Thanks to Kintaro, I can be strong.
41:57That's great.
41:58I'm glad.
41:59That's great.
42:01I'm glad.
42:03How was it?
42:06It's a good story.
42:08I remember the 20th century.
42:10I'm glad.
42:11It's interesting to do what was recommended.
42:14That's right.
42:15It's interesting to do what was recommended.
42:16That's right.
42:17It's hard to get a recommendation from me.
42:19Who recommended you?
42:20VIXX.
42:21VIXX?
42:22VIXX.
42:23I see.
42:25I want to see it.
42:26Who recommended me?
42:28Finally, we will announce the live performance from Shinkujushika.
42:36EXILE LIVE TOUR is being held.
42:49EXILE LIVE TOUR 2025 What's is EXILE? is being held.
42:54It's a live tour with members from all over the world.
42:58Please come and enjoy it.
43:06Thank you very much.
43:10If you missed it, please watch it again on TVER.
43:14I'm kidding.