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00:00This is going to be a hit!
00:02It's a big hit!
00:07It's a big hit!
00:09I love Rassen!
00:13He made his first appearance in Rassen in 2016.
00:19It's been 8 years since then.
00:21Last year, he made his first appearance as a comedian,
00:24which was the first time outside of Yoshimoto Gaming.
00:30Let's take a look at some of his most memorable moments.
00:35First, we have Shinichi, a comedian from R-1.
00:41R-1 and M-1?
00:43I don't care.
00:45I don't care at all!
00:48I don't care at all!
00:51I don't care at all!
00:53I really don't care!
00:54You've been talking since the opening!
00:56What are you going to do about Yoshimoto Gaming?
00:58You're not a Grave-killer!
01:00He's just starting his acting career.
01:04I hate you!
01:06I really hate you!
01:09He's so attention-seeking.
01:11It's crazy.
01:13When we go to the office,
01:16he's always in the sandwich man.
01:19He's always in the sandwich man.
01:20He's always in the sandwich man.
01:22Everyone knows about him.
01:24And then, he suddenly appears on stage.
01:27Why don't we do a skit?
01:31He's like, I really hate you!
01:35What's that?
01:37Everyone knows about you?
01:39I don't know!
01:41I'm just walking.
01:43I really hate you all!
01:45Don't do that!
01:47Don't do that!
01:49I really hate you all!
01:51I really hate you all!
01:52I really hate you all!
01:54I really hate you all!
01:56What's that?
01:58I really hate you all!
01:59I really hate you all!
02:01We'll now hear from the office's big boss,
02:04sandwich man, who gave us some comments.
02:08How long did it take?
02:10About 5 minutes?
02:112 minutes.
02:122 minutes?
02:13He laughed twice.
02:15I'm thankful that he accepted my joke.
02:18You're thankful?
02:19I'm thankful.
02:20You make the entertainer feel thankful?
02:22That's amazing!
02:25So I thought that was a joke.
02:27From the bottom, he's very energetic.
02:29I thought it was a joke.
02:31He's strong, so he's like, wow!
02:33I believed that he was an entertainer.
02:36I believed it.
02:37But when they were on the VTR,
02:39I heard everyone's cue and I could hear their legs tighten.
02:43I could hear it.
02:44You could hear it?
02:45At the end, you couldn't.
02:46When I was saying the same thing,
02:48everyone was laughing,
02:50laughing nonchalantly
02:52You were laughing so hard, Mr. Ikegashima.
02:54I was the one who was laughing the most.
02:56I was the one who was laughing with the most acceleration.
02:58I told you so, didn't I?
03:00I told you so.
03:01You stepped on the accelerator, didn't I?
03:01I stepped on it.
03:02I wouldn't have done it if it were me.
03:03I won't do it!
03:05Think about it deeply.
03:07I'm the one who is thought to be the most wonderful.
03:13And the momentum is accelerating.
03:15Even for the other offices.
03:17It's interesting.
03:18I only saw the first and second places.
03:20Are you talking about me?
03:22I've said it so many times.
03:24I can't get excited.
03:26That's what I'm talking about.
03:28My father and brother are in the first and second places.
03:32I'm watching the 9th place.
03:34I can't laugh because I'm angry.
03:36This is a TV, isn't it?
03:38It's a TV.
03:40It's not a TV.
03:42It's not just a conversation.
03:44I'm sick of patterns and senses.
03:46I'm sick of it.
03:48I can't go home without a voice.
03:50I can't get excited.
03:52I can't get excited just by making a loud voice.
03:54I'll show you a big one.
03:56I'll show you a big one.
03:58That's right.
04:00That's right.
04:02That's a wide range.
04:04I want you to laugh.
04:06I won't laugh.
04:08I won't laugh.
04:10I won't laugh.
04:12I won't laugh.
04:15I won't laugh.
04:17How do you feel now?
04:19I won't laugh.
04:21I'm not very popular.
04:23I'm not very popular.
04:25But I was proud of him.
04:27He is also a figure skater now.
04:29What do you feel?
04:31He is now a figure skater now.
04:33He is now a figure skater now.
04:35What do you feel?
04:37In addition, he took revenge on Hachimizu.
04:41He is talking about being hungry.
04:43You're just sitting in front of me!
04:45You're just sitting in front of me because you're so tall!
04:47I won't do it, I won't do it!
04:49Wait, wait, wait!
04:51Don't do it over there!
04:53Mr. Higashino! Let me tell you everything!
04:55I'm sure you've all noticed, but my job is
04:57when everyone says,
04:59I do this!
05:01This is my job!
05:03Don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
05:05Why should I feel ashamed?
05:07With such a loud voice, my job is this!
05:09Stop it!
05:11It's the darkness of Osaka!
05:13It's the darkness of Osaka!
05:15It's the darkness of Osaka!
05:17Your existence is the darkness of Osaka!
05:19That's why!
05:21That's why!
05:23That's why!
05:25This darkness of Osaka
05:27has finally come true!
05:29It's amazing!
05:31It's the Tsukipei Honey Special!
05:33I don't even know what rakugo is!
05:35I thought it was a TV announcer!
05:37I thought it was a TV announcer!
05:39I used to cover my nails because of my brain!
05:41I'm telling you to show your nails!
05:43He said it once.
05:45Just once is enough!
05:47He said he'll show his nails!
05:49You can't show it, he has his brain!
05:51Can we show our nails?
05:53It's okay like I said so over and over,
05:55but you can't show them!
05:57There's still a limit to your abilities!
05:59If you make me laugh,
06:01I'll get the hell out of here!
06:03I'll get out of here in one try!
06:05And they'll be like,
06:07I saw it with my own eyes.
06:09You're not going home?
06:11You haven't seen it yet?
06:13It's really amazing.
06:15You're going home?
06:17With those hands and those hands.
06:19You're using idols.
06:21You're amazing.
06:23You know that?
06:25You're here, so show us.
06:27You're here, so show us.
06:29You're not a fool.
06:31You're the one who's making a fool of us.
06:34But last year, something happened to Nagano, who didn't know anything.
06:39The entertainment world is difficult.
06:42It was fun.
06:44It was the most fun I've had in a year.
06:46It's okay.
06:48Surprisingly, the people up there don't listen to jokes.
06:52Really.
06:54It's boring.
06:56It's boring.
06:58It was the most fun at this time.
07:01That's why everyone looks like they're dead in the MC class.
07:05They were selling something for money.
07:08I learned a lot.
07:10Where will Nagano head from now on?
07:16It's been a long time since I've seen it.
07:19It's the last one.
07:21It's the last one.
07:23It's the last one.
07:25It's really interesting.
07:27It's really interesting.
07:29Really.
07:31I think that's when I was awakened.
07:34I was awakened.
07:36I can't say what I usually say at the bar on TV.
07:40I thought so.
07:41Everyone is laughing and not listening.
07:43I thought it was okay.
07:45I was talking about what would happen.
07:47It's a story that will be hit after it's over.
07:50That's not going to happen.
07:52Sandwich Man is taking care of Grape Jumper.
07:57I was especially busy talking to him.
08:02We were silent because it was a bonus time.
08:06The staff at the bar said,
08:09I was able to interview Sandwich Man.
08:12I'm proud of you.
08:14I'm proud of you.
08:16I'm glad you're an actor.
08:20I want you to stop laughing.
08:23I was happy.
08:25I wasn't happy at all.
08:27It's not what I thought.
08:29I saw it again.
08:31You were laughing.
08:33I was happy once.
08:35You made me talk a lot.
08:38I talked a lot.
08:40What do you mean?
08:42What do you mean?
08:44We don't know if Sandwich Man will come to Marco Polo.
08:49We don't know if it's going to happen.
08:54All right.
08:56Let's do Sandwich Man special.
08:59Will you go with the same tension?
09:03Have you noticed?
09:05There are people who notice like this.
09:09I won't forgive you.
09:11First of all,
09:14I won't call you.
09:16I won't call you.
09:18You don't have to call me.
09:20I can watch Sandwich Man on TVer.
09:22I won't let you go on TVer.
09:25I won't let you go on TVer.
09:30I won't let you go on TVer.
09:33I'll call people who know Sandwich Man.
09:36I'll do a miracle of Sandwich Man.
09:39You'll go there.
09:42I'll let you rest.
09:45I go there every week.
09:48I'll lock the door from the outside.
09:52I won't let you go out.
09:54I won't let you go out.
09:56Are you all right?
09:58My brother is there.
10:00It's okay if your brother is there.
10:02He can't say anything in the air.
10:05I'll read the script.
10:07I'll read the script.
10:09I'll read the script.
10:11I'll read the script.
10:13I'll read the script.
10:15Because this time I know the lines.
10:17Because this time I know the lines.
10:20Because this time I know the lines.
10:23I don't like this kind of conversation.
10:26I don't like this kind of conversation.
10:29It's all about Hachimitsu.
10:34I don't know this.
10:36As an actor who is from Miyazaki,
10:41Hachimitsu no Osaka de no katsuyaku mo amashiran wake
10:44Sou desu ne moushiagenai desu kedo shiranakattan de
10:46Mattaku shiranakatta kara omoshirokattano yo ne
10:48Kurai ga aru koto sura saisho shiranakattan de
10:51Me ni haittenakattan desu saisho
10:53Otonashii hito da naa kurai desu ne
10:56Otonashii haiyuu san kurai omottetande
11:02Dou omoaretemo ii hito de iru desu ka
11:04Kinadan toka bangumi demo
11:06Ato kocchi ga kono hito ni waratte hoshii hito mo mochirono iru desu
11:11Kono hito ni wa dou omoaretemo ii hito dattande
11:16Dokka chance dattari toka
11:18Chotto henna ma ga aritara kocchi tsukkon de ejittari toka
11:20Suruto waraitoreru ka na to mo omottetanda desu yo
11:23Kei san toshite wa
11:25Hachimitsu san no koto desu?
11:27Damattetai kara
11:29Tteyuu ma ga aritatara
11:31Tada kore desu yo
11:33Osaka no yami desu yo
11:35Kore wa sasugai ni bikkuri shite
11:37Hachimitsu kun no sonzai ga
11:39Osaka no yami tte iwai toki ni
11:41Ehh? tte natte
11:43Hachimitsu kun ga sugoi na tte iu no
11:45Yaro! tte natte
11:47Kansha yo
11:49Ikioi arimasu ne
11:51Hontou yokunai
11:53Yowai no ga
11:55Wakatta you na koto itte
11:57So so so
11:59Jinnai no ran no ato desho
12:01Jinnai san no ga
12:03Doko made honki ka mo wakaranai
12:05Hattyo mo dekinakute
12:07Demo nanka ano toki no
12:09Sawarareta kaminokke wa kiriotoshitakute kitta ato nan desu
12:11Kyokutan ni mijikamu
12:13Omoide ga
12:15Chotto kao mo
12:17Chotto nakinagara shabetteru kanji suru
12:19Itai n desu yo mada
12:21Demo nanka yokunai kore
12:23Desho?
12:25Yappa saisho no hou no nanka
12:27Kyakkya shiteru hou ga ne
12:29Omoikiri futte ittara
12:31Iroiro
12:33Kyo nai kura okoraretande
12:35Jinnai
12:37Iroiro producer toka
12:39Sogo omoroi no ina
12:41Demo aratamete mitara
12:43Okorareru kedo
12:45Yatteikou to omotta
12:47Moikai yarimashou
12:49Yatteikimashou
12:51Honki de yarimasu
12:53Nagano kun ga kite kureta no wa
12:55Aru kai no hansei mitai na mono ne
12:57Seikou bakari jyanai hansei ga aru to iu koto de
12:59Konkai wo hansei shita
13:01Naze Asoka mo de tekotai ga nakatta no ka
13:03Tte iu toko de gozaimasu kedo mo
13:05VTR gorakudasai
13:07Nagano mo chinmoku shita
13:09Ano mondai kai wo furikaeru
13:13Zutto asette mashita
13:15Nan no tekotai wa nakute
13:21Sakunen aru imi
13:23Mottomo kyouretsu na impacto wo nokoshita no ga
13:25Fukawa Ryo special
13:27Ima made irona tokore de
13:29Naite wa kimashita kedo
13:31Ichido mo kanashikute naita koto wa nain desu
13:35Minna no yasashisa ni fureru to
13:37Shizen to namida ga detekichau
13:41Sotsugyou de toka
13:45Saishuukai de to
13:47Shokunin-san
13:49Shokunin-san ga yokeba
13:51Arimakinen mitai mitai
13:53Arimakinen mitai mitai
13:55Sunao na
13:57Kare no hanashi kiitetara
13:59Zutto zen'in konna kao ni naru
14:01Oshigoto suru wa
14:03Aomuke
14:07Dare ga nande konna toko de
14:09Aomuke
14:11Yatte kudasai yo
14:15Hatsu kolabo
14:17Ima tasukeru kara ne
14:19Okoe no
14:21Ookisaku
14:23Dousai no kiji ni natteru
14:25Den-chan kawaii desu
14:27Zensei hippuri kawaii
14:29Gomen-san! CM ikimashita ima
14:31Ima CM ikimashita
14:33Satsugari CM ikimashita
14:35Kirai
14:37Sugoi kirai
14:39Kirai
14:43Fukawa no dokutoku sugiru sekaikan ni
14:45tashikaikan ni
14:47kono se-me harboru garu de
14:49tach moru tauri
14:51Tatoe
14:53Fukawa ni kirikomou to shite mo
14:55R1 ga nakattara
14:57kore dete'n no ka na
14:59komo to omotte sua,mark of paroly
15:01desu yo ne
15:03satsugari sore wa
15:05hakkiri ne
15:07R1 de
15:09owane
15:11huskan
15:13You should have said it from Fukawa-san's side.
15:15No, no, I don't think it came out.
15:17It came out?
15:19Like, Kantere-san, please take care of me from now on.
15:21Wait, wait, wait.
15:23One more thing.
15:25I don't think this guy will move.
15:27He won't get angry.
15:29It didn't come out.
15:31Yanagihara-kun, Yanagihara-kun.
15:33You just guessed it right.
15:35A quiz? A quiz show?
15:37That surprised me.
15:39It wasn't some kind of suggestion.
15:41It didn't come out.
15:43At that time, what on earth was going on?
15:47We casted the perfect two people.
15:51But both of them looked at the monitor and said,
15:55This is bad.
15:57I was panicking the whole time.
15:59There was nothing I could do.
16:01There's no way these two wouldn't tremble like this, right?
16:05It was my first time,
16:07but I didn't think an adrenaline like this would come out.
16:09Then, then,
16:11let's read the revenge of Fukawa-kun.
16:13At that time,
16:15we have a schedule from a long time ago.
16:17Nagano,
16:19Minarikawa,
16:21Iguchi.
16:23Let's go for the strongest one.
16:25If we listen to Fukawa-kun's story,
16:27it'll be fine, right?
16:29It'll be fine.
16:31You know the pattern, right?
16:33I want to cover it up.
16:35Let's have a meal in advance and have a meeting.
16:37I'll do it.
16:39No matter what happens.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:43I want people in Osaka to know how funny Fukawa-kun is.
16:47And from here,
16:49the famous scene of the white devil, Koji Higashino.
16:53First of all, here.
16:55There's no hair growing on the back.
16:57There's no hair growing on the back.
16:59There's no hair growing on the back.
17:01It's not that I'm protecting it.
17:03Chibu-san, you only need two, right?
17:05You only need two, right?
17:07I'll get rid of them all.
17:09Everyone will be gone.
17:11Everyone will be gone.
17:13I don't know your history.
17:15Please look at this.
17:17History?
17:19I don't know.
17:21I don't know.
17:23What is this?
17:25What is this?
17:27That's a good one.
17:29I didn't know.
17:31That's amazing.
17:33I
18:03Don't know
18:10You're gonna go no shit
18:13I'll put a name for my
18:16Thoughts I'll get all I got you
18:29It's your trading card
18:33How many times do you have to do it?
18:35Every time.
18:37This is good enough.
18:39Which one do you want?
18:41Well, I think this one is the best.
18:47This is a good one.
18:49This is a good one.
18:51Go to the dinosaur.
18:53There is a dinosaur, right?
18:55The dinosaur is looking at you.
18:57It's not moving.
18:59It's like, don't touch me.
19:01Why do these 8 pictures keep showing up?
19:05Kazurezawa's private life in Higashino.
19:09My job is to wake people up.
19:12It's a difficult job.
19:14But I really want to go to a comedy show.
19:18When we went on a trip together,
19:20we talked about that.
19:22It's completely private.
19:24It's not YouTube.
19:26We just go.
19:28We talked about a lot of things in the office.
19:30After a while, Higashino-san said,
19:32Kazurezawa, you don't think about everything you're doing now, do you?
19:35What?
19:42I really remember this.
19:44To be honest,
19:46there were a lot of things I was doing now.
19:48I thought, wow, I'm being overlooked.
19:51To be honest,
19:53Higashino-san was driving,
19:55but he said,
19:57I'm not complaining.
19:59I've been doing this for years.
20:01I thought, wow,
20:03I'm not complaining.
20:05I thought, what would Higashino-san say?
20:07He said, don't think about everything you're doing now.
20:10What?
20:12You're a pervert.
20:14You're a pervert.
20:16You're a pervert.
20:18You're a pervert.
20:20You're a pervert.
20:22You're a pervert.
20:24You're a pervert.
20:26I'm not saying this for real,
20:28but it's been 6 or 7 years,
20:30and you've been doing this in Tokyo
20:32with Shinobu Sakagami
20:34at the end of the year.
20:36Don't you think about everything you're doing now?
20:39I do think about a lot of things.
20:42Of course you do.
20:44You don't think about anything.
20:46When I was told,
20:48this is the end of the recording,
20:50I thought, it's not over yet.
20:52At the end of the year,
20:54you'll be on the Kansai TV.
20:56No, no, no.
20:58It's the end of the year.
21:00It's the end of the year.
21:02But you can say it's the end of the year,
21:04right?
21:06No, no, I'm sorry.
21:08The staff thought about it.
21:10I'm just one of the gears.
21:12I said, I understand.
21:14You're just one of the gears.
21:16I'm going to beat you.
21:18I'm going to beat you.
21:20You're just one of the gears.
21:22You're just one of the gears.
21:24You're just one of the gears.
21:26You're just one of the gears.
21:28Wait a minute.
21:30You have to do it at the end of the year.
21:32But if it's Tokyo,
21:34tell me when it's Tokyo.
21:36I'm going to Tokyo.
21:38I'm going to Tokyo.
21:40You look like you're from Kansai.
21:42It's Tokyo, right?
21:44Tell me.
21:46I've been avoiding
21:48Tokyo all along.
21:50Do you know what I mean?
21:52When I was told I had to read it,
21:54I was seizing a chance.
21:56I noticed it as I was talking,
21:58but I didn't know why.
22:00I didn't know it was Tokyo.
22:02I just realized it.
22:04I don't understand anything.
22:06How long have you been a guest here?
22:1040 years?
22:11And now, it's your turn.
22:15I have a question.
22:18Do you stomach the past 30 years?
22:22I think so.
22:23Oh, you're kind of an idiot.
22:27That's perfect.
22:30You're opening up new opportunities.
22:34So, it's time for Marco Polo.
22:39Thank you very much.
22:41Goodbye.
22:44Can I use my right hand?
22:45Yes, you can.
22:46I can't use my right hand.
22:48It's tough.
22:50It's tough.
22:51I can't stand it.
22:55Marco Polo is now available on TVer and TV Tokyo.
22:59Please subscribe to our channel.
23:03I don't care if it's the first time.
23:05I just want you to make me laugh.