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00:00Here's the answer!
00:03A man was fishing on a bridge.
00:05And something terrible happened to him!
00:08Here it is!
00:12Soldiers are holding guns!
00:14Why? Why? Why?
00:16Oh my!
00:17Over here, too!
00:19Actually, this bridge is close to a military camp.
00:21It's a place where training is held every now and then.
00:24Every year, they conduct exercises assuming that they are advancing from the enemy country.
00:29But when he was fishing without knowing that, he was surrounded by soldiers!
00:34That's too difficult!
00:35So, the answer is...
00:36When he was fishing, he was surrounded by soldiers with guns!
00:42That's it!
00:43I don't know anything about that!
00:45I told you that he was surrounded.
00:48If Shibuya were to say that soldiers are waiting for him, he would say,
00:52Are you stupid?
00:54That's right.
00:55Of course, there is no correct answer!
00:56That's right.
00:57Oh, I got it!
00:58I gradually understood today's problem!
01:00I got it.
01:01Let's move on to the next mystery.
01:04Next, a mysterious white animal.
01:07Mr. Tokuro, Mr. Takeshi, and Mr. Sanma.
01:10We are in the same team as the British.
01:13Mr. Takeshi always calls me a white dolphin, right?
01:20Actually, I like that nickname.
01:26Now, I'm going to introduce a program about that white dolphin.
01:32The white dolphin, which is called the canary of the sea, cries a lot, as its name suggests.
01:39The white dolphin that appears in the BTR is very friendly, but it doesn't cry at all.
01:46Why is that?
01:48Let's take a look.
01:50In April 2019, we received a message from a marine biologist.
01:56We received a message from a Norwegian fisherman that a rare creature was entangled in a net.
02:03As soon as we got to the scene,
02:05Over there?
02:07What is it?
02:08The white one is getting closer.
02:10Did it escape from the net?
02:14It's big.
02:16Is this a white dolphin?
02:18There was a white dolphin about 4 meters long.
02:22It's a very rare dolphin that is worried about extinction.
02:26But it looks a little strange.
02:29For some reason, the harness is wrapped around its body.
02:32Why does it have such a thing?
02:35Still, I wonder if this white dolphin is used to being human.
02:40It swims around the boat without being afraid.
02:44Let's take off the harness.
02:47And then?
02:49The harness that was attached to the white dolphin had a part to fix the camera.
02:54And the name of the Russian second city Sankt-Petersburg was written on the harness.
03:02Maybe it's a Russian spy dolphin.
03:07The program I'm going to introduce is a documentary about this mysterious white dolphin.
03:13And finally, the quiz.
03:16The news that a mysterious white dolphin has appeared has spread all over the world.
03:21A dolphin with a strange harness that is thought to be Russian was found in Norway.
03:27The white dolphin was found, but the possibility of a Russian spy dolphin has been pointed out.
03:33In fact, in Russia, in the old Soviet era,
03:36Dolphins were rescued for military purposes, such as carrying bombs on dolphins and putting them on enemy ships.
03:44In addition, there was a rumor in Russia that there was a sea facility where many white dolphins were collected and rescued.
03:51Could it be that this white dolphin was attached to the camera and was used as a spy?
03:57Russian military experts say this about it.
04:01If it's a spy dolphin, there's no way to put the name of Russia on the equipment.
04:08That may be true, but the Russian government has neither denied nor denied this matter.
04:16And this white dolphin.
04:18After that, when I started to see it in Norway,
04:22that summer became a rumor and became very popular.
04:28Finally, a contest was held to name a white dolphin without a name.
04:33The name is Valdemir.
04:36Because white dolphins are friends of whales,
04:39Valdemir, which means whale in Norwegian,
04:42and Vladimir, the name of the Russian President Putin, were named together.
04:48Eventually, thousands of people came to the port where Valdemir often appeared,
04:55and this video was taken inside.
04:58When the girl dropped her smartphone into the sea and was drowning,
05:01Valdemir dove into the sea and took the dropped smartphone and delivered it to her.
05:07Thank you! How smart you are!
05:10When such a social figure was posted on social media,
05:15this person also appeared.
05:18It's Fabrice Schneller, a French biologist.
05:22I'm studying the language of dolphins.
05:25I'm interested in Valdemir, who communicates with humans for a long time without disliking them at all.
05:32Immediately, he went to Norway and started investigating.
05:36However, the opponent is a white dolphin that lives freely in the sea.
05:40Where is it?
05:42I keep looking for sightings on social media, but I can't find it no matter how many days pass.
05:48It can't be helped. Let's give up today and have a drink in the harbor.
05:54That day, we all watched a rugby broadcast and had a drink.
05:58The next day, a friend who brought a rugby ball into the ship got carried away and threw it into the sea.
06:06Then...
06:07Hey, isn't that a white dolphin?
06:12The white dolphin brought the ball floating in the sea to Fabrice.
06:18That's right. It's Valdemir, whom I've been looking for.
06:23How smart he is!
06:25As rumored, he is not afraid of humans or boats at all.
06:29All right, let's swim together.
06:32I felt like I was invited to come to Valdemir.
06:36That figure was big and very beautiful.
06:40I felt intelligence in his round eyes.
06:43Valdemir swam with humans in a relaxed state.
06:48Then...
06:49Hey, what's wrong? Do you want this camera?
06:53Valdemir added the camera Fabrice had and started swimming as it was.
07:00There was a monitor next to the camera lens, and I could see what I was shooting.
07:07Valdemir was staring at the monitor.
07:11Maybe he was enjoying himself.
07:16If we get along well and study Valdemir, we may be able to understand the dolphin's words.
07:23But the problem is...
07:25Valdemir doesn't speak at all.
07:29The white dolphin is an animal that communicates by sound,
07:34so I thought it might speak if I let it hear something, so I rang the alarm of my watch.
07:39Then...
07:41All right, Valdemir reacted to the sound and pushed his body.
07:47Now, let me hear your voice.
07:49Talk to me, Valdemir.
07:53But he showed interest, but he didn't speak.
07:57After that, Fabrice searched for Valdemir many times and observed him, but he still didn't speak.
08:05Did he forget to speak when he was young?
08:09He didn't speak at all.
08:12In the end, Valdemir's children didn't know for sure,
08:17and it was not clear whether he was a Russian spy or not.
08:21After that, Fabrice couldn't contact Valdemir due to the influence of the coronavirus,
08:28but in June 2020, he had a chance to investigate again.
08:33This time, he decided to take his daughter Morgane with him.
08:37I like animals that live in the sea, especially dolphins.
08:42I think animals are part of nature.
08:45I like a world where animals and nature coexist.
08:49And before sunset...
08:51Valdemir appeared next to the boat.
08:54I'm glad to see you again.
08:57Are you Valdemir? Nice to meet you.
09:00I was wondering what would interest Valdemir,
09:05so I took off my shoes and showed him my bare feet.
09:08In a cold region, everyone wears boots,
09:11so I thought I'd never seen a person's bare feet.
09:15After that, I put on sunglasses on my head and made soap bubbles,
09:20but he still didn't speak.
09:23So...
09:24Morgane, let's use this underwater speaker next.
09:28I decided to let Valdemir listen to music.
09:34Morgane chose club music.
09:38Will Valdemir speak?
09:44He doesn't speak.
09:46I guess it's no good.
09:48Here's a mystery quiz.
09:51Morgane let him listen to the theme song of a famous movie.
09:56At that time, Valdemir finally cried.
10:00The movie is based on the theme of life and death.
10:03It is directed by the director of the Japan Film Festival.
10:07What is the theme of the movie?
10:11Think about it with your imagination.
10:15If you get this question right, you'll get 500,000 yen.
10:19Huh?
10:21Is he the director?
10:23I think he's the director.
10:25He's telling the truth.
10:28He's telling the truth.
10:31It's a song about life and death.
10:34Was it Natsujirou by Kitano?
10:37Kikujirou.
10:39It's not that popular.
10:41It's not popular, but it's a good song.
10:43It's a summer song.
10:47It's a great song.
10:49Do you want to let Valdemir listen to it?
10:51I don't want to let him listen to it.
10:55He's going to get 1 million yen.
10:58It's not a movie about this old man.
11:01It's not a movie about this old man.
11:04What do you think?
11:06I think it's director Miyazaki.
11:08I think so, too.
11:10It's an anime.
11:12What is the catchphrase for living as a student?
11:15Princess Mononoke.
11:18Isn't that a student?
11:20Live, you are beautiful.
11:22Live, you are beautiful.
11:25Is that a student's death?
11:27It's a student's death.
11:29Anime is very popular in Europe.
11:32It's a girl's choice in 2020.
11:35Dragon Ball.
11:39Then it's One Piece.
11:41It's director Ohgosho.
11:43It's One Piece.
11:44It won't come to the world.
11:46Then it's director Miyazaki.
11:48Which one is it?
11:50Totoro.
11:52No one is hesitating about Totoro.
11:54There is no image of Totoro as a student.
11:59Director Miyazaki is a student.
12:01Then it's Princess Mononoke.
12:03Sen and Chihiro.
12:05Laputa.
12:07Nausicaa.
12:09What do you think, Rina?
12:11Princess Mononoke by Miyazaki.
12:14Then it's live.
12:16What is the theme of Baldemir's movie?
12:21The answer is...
12:25The answer is...
12:26Hello, come here.
12:28White dolphins talk a lot.
12:31But they don't talk.
12:33Let's listen to the music.
12:36First, club music.
12:43They don't talk.
12:45It's not good.
12:47Next, let's listen to the theme of a Japanese movie.
12:54Here is the music.
13:05I got it.
13:07It's Atreus.
13:15Director Miyazaki's movie.
13:17The theme is Princess Mononoke.
13:26After listening to the music,
13:28Baldemir started to look sleepy.
13:31When the music stopped,
13:42he started to talk suddenly.
13:44It's the first time for Baldemir to talk.
13:48He must have felt something
13:52when he listened to the music.
13:55Fabris will do more research
13:58and hope that white dolphins and humans
14:00can communicate with each other.
14:03The answer is...
14:05The theme of Princess Mononoke.
14:10The prize money is 500,000 yen.
14:13Congratulations.
14:15All of them answered correctly.
14:17Only director Miyazaki didn't answer correctly.
14:21Only I didn't answer correctly.
14:23Amazing.
14:25Next is a mystery from space.
14:28Mr. Tokoro, Mr. Takeshi, Mr. Sanma.
14:30I'm Akie Ono, I'm in charge of junior high school.
14:33It's sudden but...
14:35Mr. Hokuto Matsumura.
14:37Hokuto is a rare name.
14:39Is it your real name?
14:41Yes, it's my real name.
14:43My mother named me Hokuto.
14:46Is it Hokuto from Hokuto Shisei?
14:48Yes.
14:49Or is it Hokuto from Producer?
14:51It's definitely different.
14:53Then I'll name you Kensuke.
14:55That's right.
14:57In the old days,
14:59people used to mark the stars
15:01to mark their school.
15:03That's how it came from.
15:05To become a symbol of humanity.
15:07To become a symbol of humanity.
15:09That's why I named myself Hokuto.
15:11That's a very good story.
15:13What is that?
15:15Next is a BTR about the starry sky.
15:19Part 2 of a mysterious video
15:21captured by a satellite camera.
15:23It's so difficult.
15:25A mysterious scene will appear one after another.
15:27Please watch it.
15:29From the mysterious scene of the Earth
15:31taken by satellites,
15:33here is a quiz.
15:35In February 2019,
15:37about 1,000 km away from Stockholm,
15:39the Swedish capital,
15:41a strange shape floating in the snow
15:43was captured by a satellite.
15:45It is...
15:47A snowman with two beautiful circles.
15:51It's so beautiful.
15:53A circle that is so beautiful.
15:55Is it on the ground?
15:57Or is it some kind of facility?
15:59No.
16:01It must have been created by a natural phenomenon.
16:03When the frozen soil on the ground
16:05melts,
16:07the methane gas inside
16:09blows out
16:11and pushes up the ground
16:13to create a crater.
16:15No, no.
16:17If the methane gas blew out,
16:19it wouldn't be such a beautiful circle.
16:21This must be made by humans.
16:23This must be made by humans.
16:25So it's a Viking residence.
16:27The Vikings who once lived
16:29near the coast
16:31built such a circular fortress.
16:35When they analyzed the image,
16:37they found that
16:39the surroundings of the circle
16:41were surrounded by fences.
16:43Could it be a castle?
16:45If you go home
16:47in such a cold place,
16:49is it that?
16:51When they went to the site,
16:53they found that
16:55it was a reindeer.
16:57It's a reindeer.
16:59Hundreds of reindeers
17:01are circling in the fence.
17:03Why?
17:05They are circling
17:07to follow the people
17:09in front of them.
17:11But why are so many reindeers
17:13gathered in the fence?
17:15Then a man
17:17pushed something yellow
17:19at the reindeers.
17:21I see.
17:23This is a radiation test.
17:25In 1986,
17:27the Chernobyl nuclear power plant
17:29in the former Soviet Union
17:31exploded.
17:33Not only did it cause
17:35serious damage to the area,
17:37but it also caused
17:39radiation contamination
17:41in northern Sweden,
17:43which is about 1,600 km away.
17:45Even after nearly 40 years since the accident,
17:47the contaminated moss and樹皮
17:49are still there.
17:51They are collected in this fence
17:53and tested.
17:55Reindeers are used
17:57as food here,
17:59so if they exceed the standard,
18:01unfortunately,
18:03they have to be disposed of.
18:05This test is still
18:07carried out once a year.
18:09In 2018,
18:11a strange object
18:13was reflected
18:15in the satellite camera
18:17at a site 350 km
18:19from the Antarctic continent.
18:21It's a huge white object
18:23over 50 km long.
18:25It's not ice.
18:27Is this a pure white coffin?
18:29It certainly looks like a coffin.
18:31What is this white object?
18:35I think this is
18:37ice floating in the sea.
18:39But
18:41I've never seen
18:43such a shape before.
18:45It's cut straight,
18:47so it's probably made
18:49of ice.
18:51Is that possible?
18:53It just happened to look like this.
18:55It's possible that
18:57it's an artificial object.
18:59Because in the old days,
19:01similar objects were made
19:03using ice.
19:05In fact,
19:07during World War II,
19:09the United States,
19:11which was short of
19:13iron and other resources,
19:15had a plan.
19:17The plan was to build
19:19the world's strongest
19:21rock-climbing military ship
19:23with a length of 60 meters
19:25and a capacity of 300 fighters.
19:27And in 1943,
19:29they actually built
19:31a 18-meter-long
19:33mini rock-climbing military ship.
19:35But
19:37they realized
19:39it would cost a lot of money
19:41to build it,
19:43and the plan
19:45was broken.
19:47Then what is
19:49the mysterious ice
19:51in the shape of the military ship?
19:53I looked into it,
19:55but it was just ice.
19:57It just happened
19:59to look like this.
20:01I didn't know
20:03such a thing existed.
20:05However,
20:07I found something interesting
20:09about this ice.
20:11In fact,
20:13the size of the ice
20:15when it was just broken
20:17was 295 kilometers in length
20:19and 10,000 square kilometers in area.
20:21The size is comparable
20:23to that of Niigata Prefecture.
20:25It is the largest
20:27rock-climbing military ship
20:29ever observed.
20:31The rock-climbing military ship
20:33was moving from the South Pole
20:35to the North Pole
20:37while melting.
20:39It's amazing
20:41In 2012,
20:43scientists found
20:45an artificial satellite
20:47flying over Jordan.
20:49It's a square
20:51floating in the wilderness.
20:53It's a beautiful square.
20:55What is it?
20:57Is it a trace of a building?
20:59When I analyzed the image,
21:01the square was 80 meters square.
21:03It's pretty big.
21:05In fact,
21:07it is also called
21:09a roadside station.
21:11What is it?
21:13An artificial satellite
21:15flying over Jordan
21:17found an eerie square
21:19floating in the wilderness.
21:21It's a beautiful square.
21:23When I analyzed the image,
21:25the square was 80 meters square.
21:27What is it?
21:29Oh,
21:31it's a roadside station.
21:33Roadside station?
21:35There must have been a place
21:37to take a break.
21:39A roadside station?
21:41No way.
21:43It's hundreds of kilometers
21:45away from the highway.
21:47No one takes a break here.
21:49Besides,
21:51if you look closely at the image,
21:53you can see small buildings around
21:55and the ground is green.
21:57This may be a historic discovery.
21:59When the road is rusty,
22:01it turns green like this.
22:03In other words,
22:05it must have been a roadside station.
22:07So,
22:09I went to the site and looked it up.
22:11It turned out to be
22:13the remains of a building
22:15around 1,000 years ago.
22:17That era was the era of Solomon,
22:19who ruled Jordan and Israel around here.
22:21Solomon
22:23was a man who had a gold mine.
22:25It is written in the Bible.
22:27It is said that
22:29470 trillion yen worth of gold
22:31was buried in the mine.
22:33We haven't found
22:35where the gold mine of Solomon was.
22:37Many archaeologists and explorers
22:39have been looking for it,
22:41but it remains a mystery.
22:43I knew it.
22:45That means Solomon
22:47didn't have a gold mine,
22:49but a roadside station.
22:51Can you believe it?
22:53If Solomon
22:55had produced a huge wealth from here,
22:57this is a great discovery
22:59of the century.
23:01This mine
23:03is still under investigation,
23:05but experts say
23:07it was a mine
23:09ruled by Solomon.
23:11Now,
23:13here's a mystery quiz.
23:15In the 1920s,
23:17an English pilot
23:19flying over Saudi Arabia
23:21discovered a mysterious pattern
23:23for the first time.
23:25It's a mysterious pattern
23:27where unnatural lines
23:29stretch up to six kilometers long.
23:31What is it?
23:33It has been investigated
23:35from time to time,
23:37but it was finally
23:39discovered this year.
23:41I'm surprised
23:43that there was something like
23:45Nazca on the desert of Saudi Arabia.
23:47Archaeologists
23:49went to the site.
23:51This pattern
23:53was drawn by
23:55stacking stones about one meter high.
23:57But what is it?
23:59Isn't this a wall
24:01built to protect from
24:03foreign enemies?
24:05No, no,
24:07it's not high enough
24:09to prevent attacks.
24:11But this is six kilometers long.
24:13It's too big
24:15to be used as a ritual,
24:17isn't it?
24:19Moreover,
24:21I found that
24:23there are many patterns
24:25in the vast desert area
24:27of Kazakhstan,
24:29which is 3,500 kilometers
24:31away from Saudi Arabia.
24:33There were more than 6,600
24:35similar patterns.
24:37When I looked at other patterns,
24:39there were many different shapes
24:41and sizes,
24:43but most of them
24:45were spaces like a square
24:47about twice the size
24:49of a soccer court
24:51surrounded by walls
24:53and two long walls
24:55stretching from a wide space.
24:59I was surprised
25:01when I looked at this pattern.
25:03In fact,
25:05it was around 7,000 years ago.
25:07It was much older
25:09than the Nazca landscapes
25:11and the pyramids in Egypt.
25:15As a result of further geological survey,
25:17at that time,
25:19this area was not a desert,
25:21but a desert land.
25:23I found out that
25:25the river was flowing
25:27and the greenery was delicious.
25:29Here is the question.
25:31What was the purpose of
25:33the mysterious and huge pattern
25:35found in the desert of Saudi Arabia?
25:37Please answer in detail.
25:39The answer is
25:411,000,000 yen.
25:43There were many patterns
25:45in the desert at that time.
25:47I thought it was after the river,
25:49but the answer was
25:51at the end of the desert.
25:53Did they use it as a waterway?
25:55Yes, they used it
25:57as a waterway.
25:59But I think
26:011,000,000 yen is too much.
26:03I think it's the amount.
26:05The entrance is narrow
26:07and the back is wide.
26:09There used to be a forest over there.
26:11They chased the prey
26:13and caught it and ate it.
26:15It's a huge animal.
26:17I think it's about 1 meter long.
26:19I think so, too.
26:21Its legs are very short.
26:23It's a big animal with short legs.
26:25What is it?
26:27I don't know.
26:29I think it's rolling.
26:31Is it rolling?
26:33I think it's a sumo wrestler.
26:35I think so, too.
26:37I thought so, too.
26:39There were some circles around it,
26:41so I thought it was a referee
26:43or an audience.
26:45I thought it was a stadium or an opera house.
26:47I thought it was a stadium or an opera house.
26:49What?
26:51I didn't mean that.
26:53You're so good.
26:55You're so good.
26:57I thought it was a fish
26:59or a fish tank.
27:01I thought it was a fish tank.
27:03I thought it was a fish tank.
27:05Fish tank?
27:07That's too simple.
27:09Fish tank?
27:11I'll ride an opera house.
27:13It's a million yen, so maybe we're a little too simple.
27:17I think it's too simple to chase fish.
27:21Opera.
27:22Theater. No, no, a stadium.
27:24At that time, men and tigers were fighting, and it was a show.
27:29So, a stadium.
27:31Mr. Kitano.
27:32Isn't that a grave?
27:34It's like a telegraph pole.
27:38There must have been a great power.
27:40There are several of them.
27:42It was found in the desert of Saudi Arabia.
27:44It was made around 7,000 B.C.
27:46What is the mysterious pattern?
27:50Here's the answer.
27:53It was found in the desert of Saudi Arabia.
27:56It was made around 7,000 B.C.
27:58What is the mysterious pattern?
28:03The researchers decided to investigate the history of this area.
28:08They found a mysterious stone sculpture in the forest of Jordan.
28:12There are two long straight lines.
28:15There is a large space beyond that.
28:18There are many small circles around it.
28:22Isn't this a Donpisha with that pattern and feature?
28:26So the animals are surrounded in this.
28:30I got it.
28:31This is some kind of ranch.
28:34Ranch?
28:35No, it's too big for a ranch.
28:38And what is the small circle around it?
28:42There is no such thing in the ranch.
28:44So they investigated the small circle in detail.
28:48It was dug about 2 meters deep.
28:50A lot of gazelle bones were found near this circle.
28:54It's an animal bone.
28:56It seems that this pattern is a trap to catch gazelle.
29:00Actually, gazelle has a habit of running along the wall.
29:05So they made a long wall and lured gazelle there.
29:10Then they ran along the wall at full speed.
29:13When they entered the square, the people who were waiting for them blocked the entrance.
29:17So gazelle was in a big trouble.
29:19They jumped over the wall to escape.
29:21And gazelle fell into the trap by itself.
29:24In addition, there was a clever plan to catch gazelle in this hole.
29:30They piled up stones around the hole to catch gazelle.
29:34And they made a plan not to be caught by the hole.
29:37It was thought that no one had lived here for many years.
29:40But people who had great knowledge were living here.
29:44I was surprised.
29:45So the answer was a trap to catch gazelle.
29:51Kanda-kun, you were so close.
29:53You were so close.
29:55Did you think it was a gazelle?
29:57No, I thought it was an animal.
29:59You thought it was a big animal.
30:01What if Kanda-san said it was a trap to catch an animal?
30:05You said half of it.
30:06500,000 yen.
30:08Do you think I'm stupid?
30:12I'm sorry.
30:13Who said it was a trap?
30:17Mr. Takeshi Tokoro, who only has a round house, is a talk show host.
30:23He also prepared a slightly unusual press cooker.
30:30Who do you care about recently?
30:32I don't care about myself.
30:36You care about yourself.
30:38You're only interested in yourself.
30:41I'm addicted to TV.
30:45You don't care about yourself.
30:47I don't care about myself.
30:49You're overdoing it.
30:50I'm overdoing it.
30:52You don't care about yourself.
30:54As a woman, you're addicted to yourself.
30:59Are you still interested in women?
31:02I am.
31:04Are you still interested in women?
31:05Not at all.
31:06How long have you been interested in women?
31:09It's been 5 or 6 years.
31:11It's almost time for me.
31:13When I watch TV, I wonder why I used to be so interested in women.
31:17I'm interested in AI.
31:21What is AI?
31:22It's a show business.
31:23Let me take a look.
31:26Don't talk nonsense.
31:28How do I look?
31:29Don't talk nonsense.
31:30How do I look?
31:31I'm Golden.
31:32I'm curious.
31:33Don't talk nonsense.
31:34I'm curious.
31:35I'm curious.
31:36But when I look from the side, I look old.
31:39You look old.
31:41Your face is black.
31:43I look old.
31:46You look like a stork.
31:48I'm normal.
31:52I don't care if I die at any time.
31:54Some people are older than you.
31:57I'm normal.
31:58You were born on July 1st.
32:00Yes, I was born on July 1st.
32:01You celebrate your birthday, right?
32:02No, I will stop celebrating.
32:05Why?
32:06I don't like it.
32:08Yeah
32:38He's like, you're not coming today, are you?
32:40The A.D. found him.
32:43So the A.D. is the first one to find him.
32:45I'll tell you this.
32:47I'm sure they'll get along better than you two.
32:50I was taken in by the doctor.
32:53What?
32:54It was a month after he died.
32:56I hadn't seen anything.
32:58I was almost dead.
33:00A fly was flying.
33:02A fly was flying from that room.
33:03I heard rumors about it.
33:06Hello?
33:08I'm not asking for a conversation like that.
33:11We're talking about getting along.
33:13I don't want to hear about who dies first.
33:16I had a remote in my right hand.
33:18The screen was shaking.
33:20You were looking at yourself.
33:22I was looking at myself as I died.
33:24If you leave something like this,
33:26you'll end up saying,
33:27you were saying that.
33:29There are people who say that.
33:30I'll be swept away.
33:32Right after I die.
33:33That's how it is in the past.
33:35We have all the data now.
33:37We have it on our VTR.
33:39We have a lot of pictures.
33:41You all have them, right?
33:43The faces you're worried about.
33:45You have a lot of expressions.
33:47You can use them.
33:49Yeah, like on Yahoo News.
33:51But Sanma-chan doesn't have a single face he's worried about.
33:55Even if he dies,
33:57no matter what happens,
33:59he'll be like this.
34:01It's over.
34:03I don't have any regrets.
34:05I don't have any regrets.
34:07You don't have any regrets, either.
34:09I'm not going to hit a pedestrian.
34:11That's not a regret.
34:13You just got caught.
34:15You're under arrest.
34:17I'm expecting a friendly talk.
34:19It's not like,
34:21you can't do this or that.
34:23It's not about pulling each other's legs.
34:25It's a strange story.
34:27When I think about my time,
34:29I feel like the TV is gone.
34:31I feel like I'm in the mountains.
34:33Yeah, yeah.
34:35It's like the TV era.
34:37We're from the Hyogin tribe,
34:39so we feel the mountains.
34:41I don't feel the mountains.
34:43No, no.
34:45We've been climbing together.
34:47I don't know if it's a different mountain,
34:49but Tokoro-san is climbing, too.
34:51Tokoro-san and I were climbing the mountains,
34:53and in the middle of the way,
34:55he took my money.
34:57I feel like I'm in the mountains.
34:59I'm sorry.
35:01It's strange.
35:03Like I said,
35:05I'm expecting a friendly talk.
35:07It's like complimenting each other.
35:09Next.
35:11Who is the worst of the three?
35:13I'm the bad one.
35:15The world acknowledges it.
35:17Why am I the bad one?
35:19The world acknowledges evil.
35:21The country judges you.
35:23The country judges me.
35:25The society is crazy
35:27to judge you just because you're bad.
35:29The bad people
35:31are floating in the air.
35:33They're floating.
35:35They're floating from the famous movie
35:37Kyobo Nitsuki.
35:39They're floating from the famous movie.
35:41They're floating.
35:43Of the three,
35:45Takeshi is definitely the bad one
35:47on TV.
35:49I'm not bad.
35:51I'm cunning.
35:53So,
35:55if it's an incident,
35:57you might be the bad one.
35:59I want to be a movie director
36:01because I'm cunning.
36:03I'm cunning.
36:05I can trick people.
36:07I can trick old people.
36:09I think I'm perfect
36:11if I play Sanma.
36:13I think I'm perfect
36:15if I play Sanma.
36:17I think I'm perfect
36:19if I play Sanma.
36:21Crooked!
36:23You called measly song makers!
36:25So, I made that.
36:27I made that.
36:29I take a picture of you with a smile.
36:31I sigh everywhere.
36:33I died several times.
36:37San-chan hugs me
36:39every day.
36:41He goes like this.
36:43I want to entertain people.
36:45San-chan dies once everyday.
36:47Only once?
36:49He comes home and does it once a day.
36:52He dies every day.
36:54He recovers after he dies.
36:56He wakes up and does it like a Dracula.
37:02So he's not a night school student, but a night time Dracula.
37:05He likes people.
37:07He makes people happy.
37:09I want to be liked by others.
37:15San-chan is here.
37:17It's going to be a fun mode.
37:19I don't think Tokoro is a sadist like Akashiwa.
37:23No.
37:24No.
37:25Right?
37:26No.
37:27I really don't like him.
37:28Don't point fingers at him.
37:29No.
37:30Don't point fingers at him.
37:31No.
37:32I don't think so.
37:33Tokoro doesn't like signing autographs.
37:34I say, yes, yes, yes.
37:35Tokoro doesn't like it.
37:36I'll do it.
37:37He always signs autographs.
37:38Really.
37:39He really does that.
37:40In the cabin.
37:41Tokoro doesn't like it.
37:42Tokoro says, I'll do it.
37:43He doesn't like it.
37:44I do it when we're together.
37:47There's a book called Mysteries of Akashiwa in on the web.
37:51It says you sign autographs for everything.
37:53That's amazing.
37:54The other day you then told Sanchan to make a song.
37:56Okay?
37:57I made one.
37:58Oh really?
37:59You finished making a song?
38:01I took a photo with her with a smile.
38:03You sign autographs anywhere?
38:04Wherever!
38:05She was with me doing the photo shooting anywhere.
38:08I should have Mathawa, for that person.
38:12No, that's polite?
38:14It was a beautiful song.
38:16I'll give you my energy, but don't turn around.
38:21I'll do the rest by myself.
38:23So let's take a picture with a smile.
38:25I'll ask you again.
38:27I'll ask the person who's saying,
38:29don't turn around, don't turn around,
38:31and I'll turn around.
38:33No, no, no.
38:35I'll say, don't turn around.
38:37Don't say, don't turn around.
38:39The other day, in the vicinity of the shrine,
38:41I asked people who were coming,
38:43where they were from, and I took a picture with everyone.
38:45No, no, no.
38:47You don't have to be shy.
38:49No, you don't have to edit it.
38:51What's wrong with that?
38:53You don't know if something interesting will come out.
38:55If you talk to people.
38:57Everyone does that.
38:59So when I look on the Internet,
39:01it says, I was surprised by Akashiya.
39:03I thought it was a bad word, so I searched it.
39:05It says that it's amazing
39:07that anyone can sign and say hello.
39:09It's Karuhazumi, isn't it?
39:11Rather than Karuhazumi,
39:13it's annoying.
39:15It's annoying to hide and be arrogant.
39:17That's why it's easier.
39:19I've noticed that.
39:21I heard you were going to give a word of advice
39:23to the two people in front of you.
39:25Advice?
39:27I don't have any advice.
39:29We're working individually.
39:31You don't have any advice for me, do you?
39:33No, I don't.
39:35If you're going to give me advice,
39:37we don't have any.
39:39It's interesting.
39:41When I want to eat something,
39:43my wife calls me.
39:45She says,
39:47I want to eat meat.
39:49She says something like a baby.
39:51I want to eat that.
39:53I want to go home.
39:55If I say I want to eat meat,
39:57she'll make it for me.
39:59I think I'm bothering you.
40:01No, you're enjoying it.
40:03I'm the one who's bothering you.
40:05Why?
40:07You want to give me fruit.
40:09She calls me.
40:11I'm working.
40:13If I say I have some time,
40:15she says I should come back.
40:17She tells me to peel the fruit.
40:19She tells you to peel the fruit.
40:21She tells me to peel three or four fruits.
40:23She tells me to peel the shrimp.
40:25What do I use it for?
40:27She tells me to bring it to you.
40:29What?
40:31I'm peeling it for you.
40:33You should apologize to my wife.
40:35My wife likes you.
40:37She likes you.
40:39She thinks you're funny.
40:41She likes you.
40:43So I want to make you food.
40:45What?
40:47I see.
40:49You're not here.
40:51You should ask me to make it.
40:53What?
40:55You should ask me to make it.
40:57There's someone who makes food here.
40:59You should ask me to make it.
41:01What?
41:03You're happy with a cheap food.
41:05I don't care what she says.
41:07Some people throw food at me.
41:09I thought it was an omelet.
41:11You're happy with the food.
41:13Some men sit in the dining room
41:15and eat everything.
41:17That's funny.
41:19She doesn't give me any food.
41:21I chewed food too much.
41:23You're happy with food.
41:25I chew food too much.
41:27They're eating it.
41:29They're eating it seriously.
41:31They don't like it.
41:33The only reason he's so noisy is because he's not saying a word!
41:37That's not true!
41:39He's swimming in the lake,
41:42and he's eating fish he's swimming in!
41:45He's not changing!
41:47I see.
41:48You're talking too much.
41:50You only eat one fish!
41:51The rakuya talk continues!
41:54Next time on Maru Miyagi!
41:56The end is nearly here!
42:00The dog is nearly safe!
42:02On the streets of Hokkaido,
42:03Watch out!
42:04A car is going to hit you!
42:05Barely safe!
42:07And the bike is also barely safe!
42:10Stay tuned for the 7th episode!
42:15You didn't use the press machine, did you?
42:17You two really need to listen to the staff a little more.
42:21Why?
42:22You two have advice.
42:23Really.
42:24I heard that you wanted them to do the octopus thing.
42:26That's right.
42:27And you ignored me and kept talking.
42:29That was you.
42:31You're the one talking.
42:33You didn't say anything at all.
42:35What's with that face of enthusiasm?
42:40You're doing this now?
42:42I really thought you were.
42:44You're veterans.
42:45Advice.
42:46You two need to listen to the staff.
42:51From this side, you're all wet.
42:56You're all old.
42:58Be quiet.
43:01I'm going home.
43:03I'm going home.
43:04You can't.
43:05Why?
43:06This is it.
43:07What?
43:08Advice.
43:09What advice?
43:10You two need to listen to the young staff, the director, and the producer.
43:15I refuse.
43:16What?
43:18Are you saying that you've grown up?
43:21I'm doing what I like while thinking about the staff's intentions.
43:26I can't figure it out from the screen, so I'm a professional.
43:31What's this?
43:32You're sitting down again.
43:35I'm going home.
43:36Why?
43:37I'm going home.
43:38You're not supposed to sit down.
43:39Let's go home.
43:40Let go of me.
43:41Sit in the middle.
43:43Sit in the middle.
43:44You guys had fun.
43:46Sit in the middle.
43:47I'm going to sit in the middle.
43:48Sit in the middle.
43:49Let's go home.
43:51You guys have something to say, right?
43:54Say it.
43:56I'm going home.
43:58I'm really going home!
44:00I'm going home too!
44:02We have a message from Ishida-san.
44:06Let's meet at Angie's Bar, starring Mitsuko Kusabue.
44:09It will be released nationwide on April 4th.
44:12Angie, who suddenly appeared,
44:14will make the people of the city happy.
44:16It's a thrilling story.
44:18Please watch it at the theater.
44:20Please go to the theater.
44:22It's from Matsumura-kun.
44:24Golden Stones will start at 9pm on Sunday, April 6th.
44:28Our first guest is Akashiya Sanma-san.
44:32The six of us, Stones,
44:34will challenge you to a battle
44:36where you have to make only the sauce
44:38that goes well with yakiniku.
44:40What do you think of the sauce I made?
44:42Well, I'm a person who only drinks sauce.
44:44No!