South Indian stand-up comics take aim at North India. #ChennaiExpress #NeverForget
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00:00How many South Indians are there? Can we have a cheer?
00:05North Indians?
00:08Did I ask you to shout?
00:09Okay, I'll have all the noodles and curd by myself.
00:31You people did a f*** all tribute to us called Chennai Express and Lungi Dance.
00:40The day I saw Chennai Express, I realized it has nothing to do with Chennai nor Express.
00:44North Indian people man, for them all the South Indians, South India is one state macha.
00:50Capital is Madras, all are Madrasis.
00:54They all speak Malayali.
00:57A lot of people tell me this, you know, they're just like, oh, you're so fair for a South Indian.
01:02And then I'm like, yeah, you know, we actually have a saying in the South,
01:05that a fair South Indian is harder to find than a smart North Indian.
01:10Two weeks ago, I met a Gujju guy, I told him, my name is Dilipan.
01:13Oh, Dilipan.
01:15I was like, dude, it's Dilipan.
01:18They say vada, we say vadai, because we only invented it.
01:22They say dosa, we say dosai, they say iskul, we say iskul, because there is no I in it.