He may well be the best salesman in the country. But don’t be surprised if you see him as a standup comic next. Special thanks to Manan Desai
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00:00If you are a politician, then you should be like our Modi, soft as a pillow.
00:05Wow!
00:06Jio's son and Sonia's son, both are only good for entertainment.
00:10The rest are of no use.
00:12If you don't go to Italy by 2024, then you will have to sell Idli here, my dear citizens.
00:30What is the price?
00:42I sell it for Rs. 120, but I don't even sell it for Rs. 99 below Rs. 100.
00:45If I don't have cash, then I buy it from Paytm.
00:47I am Pandey's son, I sell toys and live.
00:49We don't have Paytm.
00:50Then how will the country develop?
00:52Don't worry, if you want, you can take my number.
00:54If it gets spoilt, give me a missed call.
00:55I will tell you where to throw it on the phone.
00:57Sir, do you have an emerald?
00:58Yes, I have.
00:59Yes, I have.
01:00Then take it.
01:01Very nice.
01:02Look, you understand the feelings of a jains kid.
01:04Even the God got defeated by an emerald.
01:06Only Modi could defeat Sonia, could defeat the emerald.
01:09Now you have become a Prime Minister.
01:11Come on, another person is trapped.
01:13Sir, I want to give two messages.
01:16If you are a politician, then you should be like our Modi, soft as a pillow.
01:21Wow!
01:22Jio's son and Sonia's son, both are only good for entertainment.
01:26The rest are of no use.
01:58I swear on my mother, my girlfriend's name is Jhutni. We don't have a bag.
02:03What is this?
02:04This is a Patanjali Ayurvedic purse. Swami Ramdev has made it.
02:08How much is that?
02:10500 for three, 200 for one. Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law and daughter.
02:14Give it to your daughter-in-law, she will massage your legs with both her hands.
02:17Will she massage my neck?
02:18There is a benefit in massaging your neck. If the bedroom is empty, there is a benefit of 30 lakhs.
02:2330 rupees, sir. I sell buffaloes for the price of a goat.
02:27Which colour do you want? Phoolan Devi, Mayawati, Sonia, Mamta, Sushma?
02:32Pappu's mother's colour?
02:34Okay, completely lock up Sonia.
02:37This is the right answer. You have lost 30 rupees.
02:39Give it to me, mother. Pay the bill.
02:41I have already paid.
02:42You have already paid?
02:43Okay, this is the first time. Ladies pay first.
02:45These are ladies, sir.
02:47These are not ladies, these are women. Look carefully.
02:49What is the difference between women and ladies?
02:50There is a difference between English and Hindi.
02:51Like Barack Obama and Modi.
02:57Chitrakoot, Karnataka
03:17What is your name?
03:18My name is Odesh Dubey. Have you seen how many people got drowned here?
03:22My name is the problem.
03:24One more? Wow, very nice.
03:25Very nice.
03:29Oh, you're funny.
03:30You're a funny man.