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06:30Now that's over. And then he made sure everybody knew about us by writing bullshit in the reports and making us read it out during tool talks.
07:00Fuck you, man!
07:01It wasn't just directed at me. I can handle this shit talk, but when they brought family into it, I snapped.
07:08Eat him up, fellas.
07:12Purple nurple!
07:15Fuck that dummy up, bitch!
07:19You guys are jerks. Can we not with my brother?
07:22Scare Todd is an upgrade of your bro. He's a wonderful listener and even better punching bag.
07:26Yeah, this guy's really boosted morale. And he actually has a backbone, even if it is a broomstick.
07:31Did you forget that my brother saved your asses? Stop sucking the fucking new guy's dick. He's a gaslighting piece of shit.
07:43I smell suspension.
07:46I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.
07:49Excuse me!
07:51That is fucked up, Odds. I need to go pay this filet-o-dick sandwich Danny a visit.
07:56Don't you fucking dare! Leave it alone. I am perfectly capable of looking after myself. You and Dad need to realize that I'm not ten for fuck's sake.
08:03You know I can't do that. You disrespected my sister, my crew, my Scare Todd.
08:11Jesus Christ! You're gonna make it worse!
08:14Is that possible? Backwards, with me. Skull bashing time. Ronnie, stay here or we'll end up in jail.
08:19Hi, Ronnie. Got a pilster?
08:23Hi, Backwoods. Hi.
08:29Since the introduction of our flare-tip technology, we're now seeing a 30% clean air burn.
08:38We're not just the best in market. No, no, no, no. We are the market.
08:43The blueprints are available for purchase.
08:46Thank you, Calgary!
08:49Thank you. Thank you. You get a flare-tip. You get a flare-tip. You get a flare-tip.
08:54Yes, wonderful. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
08:59Oh, you want a selfie? Sure, yeah. Smile.
09:02Yes. Okay. Bye-bye. Hand sanitizer.
09:07They were like a bunch of kittens lapping up your PowerPoint.
09:11I feel so dirty.
09:15Lotion.
09:17They orbited around your words like planets around the sun.
09:21Lenny, I can't do this anymore.
09:25What? You've revolutionized the industry, man.
09:30You know, my parents, they wanted me to be a chiropractor.
09:33And now, look, I roll with the man, the myth, the legend.
09:37The magic of Medi is spread across the nation.
09:39Then I'm wasting my magic. I'm an inventor, not a bloody salesman.
09:44The best of me is still in here. Green drink.
09:58Homer, it's Tiny Dragon. Let me in.
10:02Knock, knock. I'm coming in.
10:04Oh, there it is.
10:07It was hot in here.
10:09No, pretty sure it's cold.
10:11Listen, I know how loyal you are to this company
10:14and how far you're willing to go to protect us.
10:17You have my attention?
10:18We have a large bird to fry.
10:23I need dirt on Danny. He's completely out of control.
10:26I'm talking by any means necessary. Ghost protocol.
10:29Permission to activate operatives?
10:30Yes.
10:31Activate your pants.
10:32Yeah, can you just grab the door?
10:44Where were we?
10:48Where the hell is Marcus?
10:49I don't know. It's a bit odd, don't you think?
10:51What the fuck is this thing? Scan your card.
10:53Fuck.
10:56Invalid card.
10:57Fuck.
11:00Invalid card.
11:01Point the barcode sign at the scanner.
11:04That's what I fucking did.
11:05Ah, the famous duo. Seth Rogaine and James Wanko.
11:10I knew our destinies were ready to cross.
11:13Well, you guys look dumber in person.
11:16Guess what? Why don't you come out here and say that to our faces, huh?
11:19Get the fuck in the truck. We'll try Gate D, slip in the back door.
11:22I'm a big fan of back doors, McBrules, and you're gonna be one soon, too.
11:26Suck it.
11:27I don't suck anything.
11:28Mountain Dew it. Mountain Dew it.
11:30We are knee-deep in a river of shitheaded snakes.
11:33Meet me at the back gate. There's gonna be a breach.
11:37Okay. Steffi, stealth mode. Watch your motion.
11:42You got it. You got it.
11:48Okay, she's got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
11:50It's locked.
11:53Okay. No. So, hey, guys, this should be pretty easy.
11:57I can squeeze through this window.
11:59I'm like a mouse. I can fit into a hole this big.
12:01My wife's a very happy woman. I just need a boost, okay?
12:04Why don't you just let me do it?
12:05No, it's all good. I'm a professional.
12:06Plus, you two need to conserve your energy.
12:08Come on. Give me a boost. Get down. Make a table.
12:10Look, I've lost four pounds. I'm good.
12:12You ready?
12:13Jesus.
12:14Hey, you guys coming?
12:16Come on, Steffi. What are you doing? Get in there.
12:18Come on, move.
12:19Jesus.
12:20Can't get a decent cup of coffee on the road.
12:23Too hot?
12:24Too hot and too shit.
12:25You know what could use a reinvention? The caffeine industry.
12:27Tastes like ass.
12:29You're right. It does taste like ass.
12:32Oh, Leonard, my pocket protégé.
12:35It's literally been right in front of my face this whole time.
12:39Okay, change of plans. We're going home.
12:42I've got some research to do.
12:45But we have Vegas next.
12:46Not anymore.
12:48Fudge.
12:53Hi, cute.
12:54I wasn't expecting a guard dog.
12:56Oh, that'd fit on my hibachi.
12:58A little paprika, some garlic.
13:00A dog on site is in violation of Conk's Code of Conduct.
13:03I bet you that service dog vest is bullshit, too.
13:05Okay, Steff, you secure the dog.
13:09Taze, let's tear this place apart.
13:11Copy.
13:12Want a treat?
13:13Out of the way.
13:14Gun, binder, paper.
13:16What the hell are you doing?
13:18You said tear the place up.
13:19Figuratively.
13:20Oh, my bad.
13:22This is where you do your job?
13:27Oh, wow.
13:28This is some creeper shit.
13:30Freaking meat gazer.
13:32Yeah, and these are not the cheap cameras you buy at some big box retail.
13:35This is superior wireless frequency.
13:38Military grade.
13:39Oh, it's her.
13:41Nakamura, come in. This is Gandalf.
13:44The target has a canine on site, and he's watching people pee.
13:49I'll keep digging.
13:50Homer, wrong channel again. I'm nuts.
13:53God damn it!
13:55Sorry, Jimmy.
13:56Look at him. There he is, fucking for crying out loud.
13:58What the fuck are you doing here?
14:00What the hell is this all about?
14:01Boys, I'm not in the mood.
14:03Marcus, what the fuck are you doing all the way back here?
14:05They replaced me with a speak-and-spell at the front gate.
14:08I've officially been stooled.
14:10For fuck's sakes, that's a saying now?
14:12You guys swapped me out for a fucking computer.
14:14I got icicles on my pecs.
14:16Fuck, Marcus. I'm sorry, man.
14:18You should be sorry.
14:19This plant's in a bad place.
14:20Casual city. Morale in the shits.
14:23Everybody's pissed off at you guys.
14:25Well, actually, just you.
14:27That's why we're here.
14:29I need to speak to the general foreman.
14:31Where does that dangleberry hang out?
14:33Well, what in the fuck do we have here?
14:36Dewey, what are you doing with this cockweasel?
14:38I'm his squire.
14:40Level four.
14:41Nice accent.
14:42You're fucked.
14:43Level ten.
14:48Holy shit.
14:50You guys are not going to believe this.
14:52Yo.
14:55Nice rod, Taze.
14:57Looks like they took off two inches.
15:00Man, this is wild.
15:02I'm inside his mainframe.
15:04Hey, now.
15:06Ugh.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Smooth and round and hairless.
15:11Look at that.
15:13It's like a fit woman's tushy.
15:15All right.
15:16It's because I do my lunges.
15:17Yeah, that's not all you do.
15:19God, no wonder Danny wants to stand under you
15:21when you go up the ladder.
15:22Taze, just step to the side for a second.
15:23Wait, what?
15:25What happened?
15:26Hey, chill out, Steph, okay?
15:28It's cold in here.
15:29It's like 80 degrees.
15:30It's fine.
15:31Nice work, guys.
15:32Look away. Steph, look away.
15:34Helicopter.
15:35As history dictates,
15:37isn't this the point where you two dick inhalers
15:39run away like sad little crybabies?
15:42Shut your fucking piehole, pig tits.
15:44Dew Worm, please escort Golden Dick
15:47and his camouflaged cowgirl off my premises.
15:50I've heard about you.
15:51You're a disgrace to all Foreman.
15:52You've ruined this place.
15:54You fucking wife-stealing, scabby-hiring,
15:56barn-owl-fingering fuck.
15:58You fingered it now?
15:59I just came to say,
16:00fuck you before I head back to camp.
16:02Okay, cool guy.
16:04Where's your sister been?
16:06I miss staring at those lopsided teeth.
16:09You'll never say anything to my sister, I swear to fuck.
16:11Tough talk for a loser. Quit it.
16:13Silence, village idiot.
16:15And Dewey, wipe that shit smear off your top lip.
16:18What is wrong with you?
16:19Why you got your nose up this guy's fucking ass?
16:21You're supposed to be one of us.
16:22No.
16:23You aren't us anymore.
16:25Why are you talking like that? Stop it.
16:27Whoa, look who it is.
16:29The runaway boys.
16:31You clowns left us high and dry.
16:33Fuck you, Stu, if I wanted to make more money.
16:35That's funny.
16:36Danny, you are one sick fuck.
16:38Yeah, this guy's been meat-gazing.
16:40He's been looking at our cocks, tits, and pussies.
16:42What the fuck?
16:43Trying to be respectful.
16:44In medical terms.
16:45It ain't a crime, it ain't real, and it's not recorded.
16:48So it's my word against yours,
16:50and we all know how that goes.
16:52What about all your camera feeds?
16:54Are those recorded, Dan-Dan?
16:55Oh, yeah, they are.
16:56On his hard drive and in the cloud.
16:58And I hacked his password in about five seconds.
17:01Paw-muncher 69?
17:03That's pretty cold.
17:04Cameras in the bathrooms, you deviant.
17:06Those are ridiculous and slanderous accusations.
17:09Got you, you son of a bitch.
17:11And it is with great, great pleasure that I have this honor.
17:15Danny McRules, you're fired.
17:17Marcus?
17:18Fired? You can't fire me.
17:20This is a hate crime.
17:21Shut the fuck up.
17:22I've got an army of non-union peeps behind me.
17:25They're coming.
17:26Don't you worry.
17:28I am fucking untouchable.
17:30You seem touchable to me.
17:32You get on out of here now.
17:34Grab your support dog.
17:39Are you short-circuiting?
17:40What the fuck are you doing, Dewey?
17:42You all playing with my heart.
17:44And that's on you.
17:45And that's on you.
17:46Why the fuck is he still talking like that?
17:48What the fuck just happened?
17:50I thought you were on pipeline.
17:52I still am.
17:53Well, will be.
17:55Well, some of us are going to the pipe later.
17:57You should come.
17:58Yeah, I'm not sure they want me there.
18:00Oh, come on.
18:01Don't be such a pussy.
18:07My first job in the pipeline,
18:08I broke my boss's nose and I got fired.
18:10Wow, that's pretty hardcore.
18:12My mother taught me something that day
18:14and it always stuck with me.
18:15She said, Ronnie, my son,
18:17failure isn't falling down.
18:19It's staying down.
18:20That being said,
18:22don't you want to create something of your own?
18:24Don't you want to be known as more than just Todd's sister?
18:27Well, I've been called a lot worse lately.
18:31Sounds like your family really made an impression on you.
18:35They did.
18:36All of them.
18:37Even the ones you don't get to see.
18:41Her name was Tatiana.
18:42Oh, that's exotic.
18:47Fuck.
18:49Oh, wow.
18:51That's nice.
18:52Little gilf sesh shots.
18:54Fuck it.
18:55I'm gay for pay.
18:56You want one of them blue pillow scraps
18:58or a Spanish fly?
19:00Shut the fuck up
19:01and show some respect to your elders.
19:04Um...
19:05Seniors?
19:06Oh, it's cool, guys.
19:07I don't see age.
19:08Why don't you just go for a walk before...
19:10Before I put you through the fucking wall, bud.
19:12So, that's no threesome?
19:13No.
19:14Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
19:15Would've been fun.
19:16Good for the prostate.
19:18Fucking idiot.
19:20Sometimes you don't think, Oz.
19:22You just do.
19:27Fuck.
19:33Look who it is.
19:34What are you doing in the hot backwoods?
19:36Problem, boys?
19:38What's shaking your heads at?
19:39Well, if it isn't douchebag the deserter
19:42and his long-haired pipeline prince.
19:45Fuck you, Jimmy.
19:47Take that as a compliment.
19:48I guess they got tired of fucking each other out there in the cold.
19:51They don't look tired.
19:52Nah.
19:53Why does everyone think we're teeing off on each other?
19:55Beats me.
19:56Beer me, hun.
19:57I'm making a sandwich.
19:58Two beer, thank you, Darlene.
20:01You?
20:02On his job.
20:03Good work earlier, boys.
20:05Marcus told me that douche-canoe tried to bite him.
20:08I wonder what kind of fucked-up shit is on those hard drives.
20:11I'm not gonna... watch any of it.
20:13Sure.
20:14Piss off, goat-fucker.
20:15Looks like a rhino's taint.
20:18What the fuck?
20:19Save me a stool, stool.
20:21I got one for you, Ronnie.
20:22What's up?
20:23Figured I'd come have a beer with you guys before you head out.
20:26Thanks, Alex.
20:27Hey, Todd.
20:29Glad you're not a pussy.
20:30Kind of nice to come and have a beer with everyone before we head back.
20:34That's right.
20:35Especially without knuckles flying everywhere.
20:37Cheers to that.
20:38And fuck you.
20:39Seriously, Homer.
20:40Give it a fucking rest.
20:42Fuck off, traitor.
20:43Fucking guys are special.
20:44Hi.
20:45Hi.
20:51Hey, Dewey.
20:52What is this?
20:53Dewey-okey?
20:54What the fuck is this now?
20:58What the fuck now?
21:02Again?
21:03Here we go.
21:04Turn that down.
21:07Don't you start fucking stripping, you fuckhead.
21:09All right, I'm here to knock your senses dark and punch them into oblivion.
21:15You opened up a nasty can of western whoop-ass.
21:19It's going to nut in your eye.
21:22Nut in your eye?
21:24It's where it stings the most.
21:27Let's start the fighting with...
21:29I'm ready.
21:34You.
21:35What, Jimmy?
21:36All right, fuck it.
21:37I got a bad hip, but let's go.
21:39Me first.
21:40Jimmy, I got this.
21:41Me first.
21:43All right.
21:45I had your back permits.
21:46Now you got to have mine.
21:47Come on.
21:48Why don't you get the fuck out of here?
21:50Nobody's going to fight you.
21:51You're not worth it.
21:52And nobody's going to back you up.
21:54Tatiana.
21:56Tatiana.
21:57Come here, baby.
21:58Come here.
21:59Tatiana.
22:01Tatiana, my cutie little tootie.
22:03I love you.
22:04Ronnie's bitch is a real bitch.
22:05You little slut.
22:07I knew you'd end up in a shit small town.
22:10You ruined my hometown.
22:11No problem.
22:12I get over it.
22:14But then you stole my Tatiana.
22:16Now we got a real fucking problem.
22:19What?
22:20Is that for your bum?
22:22What the fuck are you doing, you weird, gross perv?
22:25Scoping out your chin to see how my nuts will fit on it.
22:28You're dead.
22:34How much you got, you scraggly bitch?
22:37You know, I would have dealt with that.
22:39No need.
22:40Audrey's brother.
22:41That was awesome.
22:42Where the fuck did that come from?
22:44Boys, sometimes you don't think.
22:46You just do.
22:47You got it, Otz.
22:49Now that your lover's down, you're demoted.
22:53Janet Jackson.
22:54Fuck you, Dewey.
22:55Let's get the fuck out of here, all right?
22:56Get moving.
22:57We're going.
22:58Let me send this donkey on out of town.
23:02And we shall never speak of this again.
23:05Bye.
23:06You touched my bum.
23:07Why do you keep touching my bum?
23:09You got a nice bum.
23:10You got your nipple cover.
23:12Can we just have some beers and pretend we're on the same team for once?
23:16The team you want.
23:17Not ours.
23:18Fucking snake in the grass.
23:20Yeah, I'm surprised you could talk so good with backwards cock in your mouth.
23:23Stuck my cock in your eye, Homer.
23:24Fuck you, Fink.
23:25You two now, Steph?
23:26It's fun.
23:27You know what else is fun, man?
23:28Peace.
23:30Let's get high.
23:32Come on.
23:33All right.
23:34Yeah.
23:35High as fuck.
23:36My little Tatjana makes up for no skull bashing.
23:38Listen, brother.
23:39I'm going to stick around for a few days.
23:41Make sure shit's all ironed out.
23:44Here's your keys.
23:46Wasn't the right shade of grey for me.
23:48Safe travels.
23:49Okay, brother.
23:50See you soon.
23:52Jeez, welders make way too much money.
23:56Fucking right they do.
24:09Fuck.
24:15I once knew a welder with some golden flair.
24:17When it comes to talent, there ain't nothing there.
24:20Defend his little sis with revenge in his mind,
24:22but Audrey stepped up and dropped Danny's behind.
24:25I'm out on parole trying to make ends meet.
24:27What's with the eye patch, Bennett?
24:29Still feeling the heat?
24:30Todd's rep is a mess.
24:31The boy better pray the union's on the knees and Jen Conker's on her way.
24:35She's a spoiled little brat and she's come out of town like her daddy.
24:39Watch out.
24:40She'll put this bitch in the ground.
24:42Check the show off.
24:43You like it so far.
25:05Renegade.
25:06And I don't delay.
25:07Want the replay like Sinatra.
25:08I got you my way.
25:10I feel lowly so I lay low.
25:12Never lonely now that I clocked out.
25:14Fuckin' live it over like a pancake.
25:16And I will make mistakes at a heartbreak.
25:18Receive honors.
25:19Make your garners.
25:20Break the deuce like Jimmy Connors.
25:22I'm not a phony.
25:23Preaching testimony.
25:24Going down to the bank for more money.
25:26Make light of everyday establishment.
25:28With content sticking like Pauly Dent.
25:31But I pay my dues.
25:32I laid more chicks than mother goose.
25:35Check the O.R.
25:36You like it so far.
25:37Check the O.R.
25:38You like it so far.
25:39Check the O.R.
25:40You like it so far.
25:41Check the O.R.
25:42You love the O.R.
25:43Check the O.R.
25:44You like it so far.
25:45Check the O.R.
25:46You like it so far.
25:47Check the O.R.
25:48You like it so far.
25:49Check the O.R.
25:50You love the O.R.
25:51Take control of your system when I'm here.
25:53You're gonna get rid of this.
25:55I hate the persistence.
25:56Swing the cap down.
25:57One, two, three, four.
25:58Smooth it out now.
25:59Check the O.R.
26:00Check the O.R.
26:01You like it so far.
26:02Check the O.R.
26:03You like it so far? Check the O.R.
26:05You like it so far? Check the O.R.
26:07You love the O.R.? Check the O.R.
26:09You like it so far? Check the O.R.
26:11You like it so far? Check the O.R.