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00:00You hear about the accident at the biolab?
00:03Oh, what happened?
00:04They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes
00:07and one of the techs got bit.
00:09Did he get superpowers?
00:13No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.
00:17Oh, well that's disappointing.
00:20Why?
00:21Well, you get bit by a radioactive animal in a lab,
00:24you kind of want to turn into a superhero.
00:27Yeah, but who'd want to become Ratman?
00:30Who wouldn't?
00:33You could zip through a maze and nothing flat,
00:35squeeze through really small holes
00:37and shut down restaurants in a single bound.
00:40And the best part of it is, if I were Ratman,
00:42you could be my sidekick, Mouseboy.
00:50Mouseboy?
00:51Oh, you don't like Mouseboy?
00:52How about Kid Vermin?
00:55First of all, if we had superpowers,
00:57I wouldn't be the sidekick.
00:58You'd be the sidekick.
01:00Ratman is nobody's sidekick.
01:03Leonard, settle this.
01:04Of the two of us, who's the obvious sidekick?
01:06Yeah, Leonard, who?
01:11Twelve years after high school
01:12and I'm still at the nerd table.
01:16There you are.
01:18Oh, hey.
01:19Let me ask you a question.
01:20What are you most afraid of?
01:22I don't know.
01:23Nuclear war?
01:24Accidentally being buried alive?
01:26Any of those movies
01:27where you get that phone call
01:28that says you're going to die
01:29and then you do?
01:31No, something very specific that we both know
01:33you, Rajesh Koothrappali, are terrified of.
01:38Well, type 2 diabetes runs in my family.
01:40I'm afraid of losing a daughter.
01:41Spiders!
01:42You're afraid of spiders.
01:45What the heck is this?
01:46A jar with a big spider in it, of course.
01:49Bravery test.
01:50First one to take his hand out is the sidekick.
01:54What?
01:56Are you crazy?
01:57Perhaps.
02:00Are you scared?
02:01No, but it's a stupid test.
02:03Oh, really?
02:04What if the earth was in danger
02:06and the only way to save it
02:07was to stick your hand in a jar with a spider?
02:10Oh, yeah?
02:11What if the earth was in danger
02:12and the only way to save it
02:13was to take a shower in the locker room
02:14and let other guys see you naked?
02:18Oh, come on.
02:19That's never going to happen.
02:21Now, put your hand in the jar
02:23or forever be revealed as my sidekick.
02:27All right.
02:28I will.
02:30How did you get so brave all of a sudden?
02:33It's easy.
02:34Spider's crawling up your arm.
02:36Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:38Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:40Ah!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Please, Raj!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Please!
02:49Ah!
02:50Ah!