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00:01Are you ready to reap?
00:03What? What do you want?
00:05Can I say an Asian sir, what's up?
00:10No, probably not a good idea.
00:13Oh
00:29Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Catch it. Ready?
00:33Yeah
00:43You
00:49He did catch it
00:51Oh my god
00:55Oh my god
00:57Why do you redeem it?
00:59Why do you redeem it?
01:01I really want to see you do
01:03I want to see you do the inhale laugh
01:05With this character
01:07It's basically, yeah basically
01:09What my editor
01:11Animated on the fucking Patrick
01:13I crown you
01:15The king of the retards
01:17Yeah that one
01:19There he is
01:21I got it
01:233, 2, 1
01:25Nice
01:27Playing, playing
01:29There's one more, there's one more
01:33Oh boy
01:37It's all happening now
01:39I killed her
01:41Oh you did
01:45Somebody not duck
01:47Who didn't duck?
01:49Who didn't duck?
01:51Oh god
01:53Oh god
01:55Guys
01:57Hello
01:59Tell me I'm the only one
02:01Hello anybody here
02:03Okay cool
02:05What are you doing?
02:07Oh nice
02:09What should I do?
02:11Oh right here
02:13Okay I got it
02:27What?
02:29What happened?
02:31So Marcel
02:33Might have picked up a bag of money
02:35And accidentally booped him on the head
02:37I hit him straight in the dick on accident
02:41Let me fuck you in the ass
02:43Whoa
02:45Jesus Christ
02:47Got repo'd in the ass
02:49I appreciate that
02:51Guys who all here has done anal?
02:53I haven't done it
02:55Well that's why we're playing
02:57That's why we're playing this man
02:59I haven't done either man
03:01Kelly promised me dude
03:03She hasn't paid up
03:05That fucking bitch
03:09Women actually do not even have buttholes
03:11They only make one when they want anal
03:13Kelly definitely has one
03:15She fucking farts out of that thing
03:17That thing be talking
03:19That thing be talking crazy to me
03:21I tell you that for real
03:25You fucking idiot
03:27Fuck
03:33How was that?
03:37The second thingy
03:45How did she die?
03:47She didn't duck
03:51I love anal
03:53He's dead he died
03:55He's dying words
03:57I love anal
04:03I'm getting myself fucked you
04:05Down
04:07He's learning
04:09He's learning
04:13You have to jump dude
04:15I clicked suicide
04:17I killed myself I couldn't handle it
04:19After the shit you said
04:21I am back
04:23What's up
04:25You revive people like that
04:27No one's alive
04:29He took him to like what the ship
04:31Or something
04:37He's hiling
04:39He's hiling
04:43No way
04:47Oh wait who's this
04:49Oh this is pasta
04:53My asian friend's back
04:55Thank you
04:57Tyler you spawned hiling
04:59You just stood there
05:11Watch this
05:13You do this right here
05:15You put it on this thing
05:17And then you can grab it
05:19And it's super light
05:21Oh shit
05:23Oh right off the gate
05:25Is that a fucking skeleton
05:27Who is that
05:29What's in there
05:31Oh shit
05:35That means we evolved from them
05:37We evolved from them
05:39We're evoluted
05:41When's international women's day
05:43You guys get a month and a day
05:45It's kinda crazy
05:47You know what's horseshit though
05:49My wife gets all of february
05:51Because valentine's day and her birthday is in february
05:53And now march 2
05:55You're doomed
06:01She's hot
06:03She lets me touch her stuff
06:05Stairs
06:09What was that
06:11Do the Y one
06:13Me when I finish
06:15Nice
06:17I was just a
06:19I was just a
06:21Leo's POV there
06:23PC
06:25Gaming rig
06:29Was what
06:33What
06:35The thing's fast
06:37Brian's dead
06:39Oh fuck off pussy
06:41Oh you're dead that's right suck a
06:43Wait what is happening to me
06:45An alien
06:47Am I gonna die
06:51It's just over
06:53Where's the car
06:55We blow him up with the fire
06:57Oh shit
06:59I don't give a fuck
07:01No
07:03Here I'll take this back to spawn
07:05Yeah take that back to spawn
07:07How do we do this man
07:09How do we make it blow up
07:11Dude it's worth a lot of money though
07:13Then we'll use this one
07:17Use what one
07:19Marcel
07:21Marcel
07:25Of them
07:29How
07:31How
07:33How
07:35How
07:37No glass
07:39What the fuck
07:45Oh shit they're still alive
07:51Someone's still alive
07:55Hey
07:59This is worth a lot of money
08:01Slowly decreasing
08:03Thank you
08:05What else is in there
08:07What was that
08:09Aliens
08:11They can still get us in here right
08:13We're not safe
08:15No
08:17No
08:19Wait
08:23Did he instantly die
08:25Yeah
08:27You go in front it's woman's month you're the leader
08:29You should break the glass ceiling right now in fact
08:33Oh boy
08:35He's dead
08:37She doesn't know
08:39Let's just say one of your simps
08:41Is going a little crazy
08:43Oh my god
08:45This little bitch boy
08:47Woman's month
08:51Okay we got enough
08:59Yeah
09:01Welcome back
09:03Welcome back
09:07Everyone just needs to be more than one HP
09:09I got her don't worry
09:11We got her
09:13Put her in the fucking bin
09:15Wait hold on give her to the alien
09:17We're gonna give you to the alien I'm afraid
09:19Yeah
09:21Woman's month
09:23Woman's month
09:25Guys is there even an alien
09:27Hold on
09:29Over here
09:31Marcel
09:33Oh there he is
09:35Oh shit he died
09:37Marcel dies and then I die
09:39You know what I mean
09:41I heard him but I don't see him anymore
09:43But he already had his month
09:45He had his month
09:47Alien
09:49Alien
09:51There you can have her
09:53Activate
09:55Activate
09:57What the fuck
09:59What the fuck
10:05I survived
10:07Die alien
10:09Die alien
10:11Guys help me
10:13I have one HP I'm definitely gonna die
10:15Alien you're a bitch
10:17Your head looks like a testicle
10:19You're fine you're good
10:21His head literally looks like my balls
10:23Oh nice it only kills women
10:25Good news
10:27What does that say
10:29Are you still watching moose fighting
10:31Volume 2
10:33Press yes go back
10:35The TV works
10:37Oh
10:39Mother fucker
10:41Watch out spider
10:43I'm gonna hit him
10:45Spider is gonna die
10:47And he's dead
10:49God damn it
10:51Watch out alien
10:53He could be coming around to our left
10:55Oh
10:57Other side
10:59Other side
11:01No no Brian
11:03Behind you
11:05Brian
11:07Does this save me
11:09Okay
11:11Okay
11:13It's about to be a foursome
11:15Holy fuck
11:21I don't even know what all these
11:23Oh Brian
11:25Let's get that server
11:27How do we get this thing
11:35Okay Brian
11:37I have it
11:39I have the server
11:41I don't know where I'm going
11:43I'm just going straight right
11:45Yes
11:47Yes
11:49It's alive
11:51Holy shit
11:53We gotta get back
11:55They're gonna be coming
11:57All the way straight
11:59Alien
12:01Follow my voice
12:03Follow my voice
12:05Don't run too much
12:07Save your energy
12:09Damn there's a fucking army
12:11Let's go
12:13Fuck you little
12:15This way
12:17This way
12:19David Spielberg
12:21David Spielberg
12:23At the top of the platform
12:25No
12:27That guy screaming was the guy who said follow me
12:29Think they're all dead
12:31Probably
12:33How do I get health
12:35Ah
12:37Fucking
12:39Just call the ship
12:41Call the ship
12:43Ah
12:45Ah
12:47Ah
12:49I cannot believe we're even this far
12:51It's crazy
12:53So buy whatever you want
12:55Just buy health for everybody
12:57Yeah I need health
12:59What if they have a
13:01Gorn
13:03Oh nice
13:05You bitch
13:07What are you laughing at
13:09Nothing
13:11That's the ugliest laugh
13:15He's the worst
13:17Bear I remember by far
13:23I'm gonna shoot
13:25I'm sorry
13:27Holy shit
13:29You stupid pussy bitch
13:31Look at his skin
13:35You can't hit shit
13:37Are you brain dead
13:39Let me show you how to use this pussy
13:41Okay hold on
13:43It's a little harder than I thought
13:47It doesn't even shoot
13:49It does shoot
13:55There's dog water now
13:57Retard
13:59Get the fuck out of here
14:01Pasta
14:03You bitch
14:05Someone fucking get out of here
14:07You retard
14:11Thank you
14:13Thank you
14:15Thank you very much
14:17Holy shit
14:19Look at this
14:21What about this guys
14:25You wanna take this
14:27It's fucking 10 grand dude
14:33Do we just carry it
14:35We just carry it to the thing right
14:45Look at that
14:51No we don't we're done
14:53We have 11 thousand on the machine
15:05You wanna be a Popeye
15:19Why are there no monsters
15:21Is this level 4
15:25It's so quiet guys
15:27Let's do this
15:29Why would you say that
15:31Why would you
15:33shit oh oh my god nice how much is that damn you are worthy nice i thought i
15:43think guys but i think we have enough for the next extraction does anyone know where it is
15:46i don't know no i'm checking down here though this shit must get fucking nuts once you have
15:51to go back to the truck like something's coming so big what the fuck is what is that what do you
15:57do that guy blows up don't let him blow up on the cart i'll take him for the team
16:06he's been blown okay how do we get back how do we get to the thing
16:10we gotta find the next extraction point oh oh oh black guys black guys dying
16:18i'm going after a motherfucking birthday candle
16:25guys this is gonna get really fucked really soon oh shit okay okay okay how much is it we
16:30i think we've exactly enough exact change oh pretty much nice oh sweet
16:39there there dude that was easy excellent we're done
16:4237 000 we were carrying a 37 000 thing i was screaming don't black niggas looking at me
17:00terrorists i'm sorry oh okay yeah shit is about to get crazy
17:08oh fuck okay keep your eyes on me we'll live
17:17gotta go don't worry about it look look away from the bed run for it
17:29watch out run over to me run over to me oh i'm running
17:33the bad the bad guy don't wake up
17:36i'm running out of stamina brian i might not make it
17:41come on come on come up uh uh i'm coming
17:48yeah nice nice nice
17:50oh my god those little terrorists blew up the big the big the big mama we have to leave we have to
18:08leave the rest of the mortgage i think they're all dead forty thousand dollars 62
18:14if you were going to talk we would have had a hundred
18:17because you were a did nobody get a kill yes or no he did absolutely i watched how
18:21how you fucking walked that thing right into him in a corner and killed him yeah
18:26one thing in the corner the big black bitch dude i ran past her i just ran past her and
18:33marcel in a corner i mean she's so funny
18:39it's not my fault i'm black what do you want me to do about it
18:44choose to be this color
18:57all right so i got some bad news i dropped the card in a hole and now it's
19:01broken we don't have a card anymore this nigga what the fuck do we do
19:13what the fuck pasta just casually walking by
19:32yeah that's right too stupid to get any tables oh shit you need help with that move move it
19:39oh boy oh nice
19:45it's okay we have enough right we have enough i can't get on i can't get it on
19:51oh shit dude you still got that monkey yeah i put it on there already
19:56that's right
20:02oh nice
20:19oh nice is that enough yeah yeah did you grab pasta
20:22oh no no no no no
20:39no i did it no i didn't no i did it you're touching it
20:45i'm trying to fix it it's gonna fucking break open
20:48what is in there spin
21:00oh you survived
21:09oh
21:13marcelle marcelle everything's fine
21:20oh is marcelle alive well how did that happen i'm so glad it did but how did i
21:28basically something put that in there marcelle like you're ever gonna get the money you stupid
21:33just go die it's over oh man this whole time i've been like looking up past the
21:38laps to use a sandboard like this one is good what the fuck
21:52that's a monster i'm like a chihuahua yeah i don't know you did it
21:56oh that is you that is you all right no fucking way and then there's this one
22:26oh
22:30it's time to beat your fucking asses
22:34okay all right nobody fight me
22:41what happens if i hit the barrel it's a fucking barrel
22:47oh that that's what happens
22:48where's my sword baseball bat
23:01real baseball bat no no no
23:06any last words bitch
23:11what the fuck
23:13how did you die i don't know i wouldn't fucking fly okay marcelle we get it you're autistic at
23:20this shit calm down yeah that's slow
23:34oh
23:40fuck
23:47oh i'll cat be careful
24:04yes this is going this is going just like a last round would go
24:08the fucking oh hey how's it going die die oh oh oh she didn't die boy
24:18hello and welcome
24:36she's running away because he's
24:48so you as a black man you chase that white woman she ran away quite odd behavior now
24:53now it's the true battle of the white bitches you know what would be really
24:56fucking funny and pasta clutch up if she clutches up and then we all self-destruct
25:03how do you do that you press escape and click stop okay okay nobody say anything
25:09reaction's gonna be amazing oh look there's brian's head oh i should probably tell her
25:13oh there it is yeah
25:22you try to kill it
25:28diamond is that diamond on the shelf no
25:33there's a diamond there's a diamond it's around her pause a second and then do it
25:38oh my god
25:47welcome back guys are you proud of me
26:08huh
26:23the carrier heads into the ship
26:37all right welcome back how's it going
26:55no there's a potato over here oh go down that hall okay oh potato
27:02potato hey you don't look like a potato you don't look like a
27:19where is it it's right here i thought i could juke him i thought i could juke him
27:26it sounds like you're doing a fucking harry potter spell
27:30i thought i could juke him i thought i could juke him not me not a money
27:47what the what the fuck pop why would you die where's the trolley i got it where's
27:55the trolley dears i thought i could juke him is over here oh she died damn it's a full shopping
28:01cart good job everyone yeah i thought i could juke him i thought i could juke him i thought i
28:12kill that fucker yeah that's right keemstar get shit lord yourself what's this
28:18i'm gonna die i deserve this the pain and suffering that i'm about to succumb to i deserve this
28:27somebody put their dick inside me
28:32that sounded like a soundboard clip right before the round started
28:37go somebody put their dick inside me
28:41that sounded like a soundboard clip right before the round started
28:51can you feel it can you feel it that's all i got i'm done i finished
29:06yeah we got the harper dunzo can you fucking stop being a dumbass
29:17turn sideways use your rotational skills come on i'm gonna
29:25let's go the harp dude harp dude brian found his mother's load
29:29oh
29:38by the way the harp's gone what what screaming made me nervous
29:44all i do is pop
29:58there it is
30:07one
30:12all my friends are being shot by fucking shotguns
30:26no you're not
30:38you're dead
30:48this is saddam hassan piker terrorist lover extraordinaire
31:00us we got the hasanabi statue we got it
31:16brian's dead
31:30long as it's worth 7 000 by the time we get there which way do i go it's not gonna be it's not gonna
31:34be pick it up it's stuck i think we gotta go back it's not worth it it's barely worth it no
31:40it's not like a shotgun no not back this way i know i know i know there's a baby there's a baby
31:49as long as it's only it's less than seven thousand oh shit
32:00all right oh shit oh i could run fast
32:15evan the ghost dragged you away to the farmer to shoot you
32:20that was crazy mark oh the flamethrower song what the fuck is that it's like uh it's like uh
32:30she's like a what
32:36it's like a what bitch what are you gonna do
32:48oh my god
32:52it's like it's like
33:00yanning for pussies fucking get out of here get the fuck out of here you can close the door
33:18just runs out of laughs
33:23oh shit i got my stove that's what you get i'm dead i'm dead of the fucking door
33:37came for touching came for sugar came to come came for loving came for touching came for candy
33:45candy