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00:00Hey, this your Christmas present, and if you don't want it, I'm going to eat it.
00:04Hey, happy birthday. Got you a slightly used pair of New Balances.
00:07I'm so proud of you for graduating, and your mom and I got you this new iPhone.
00:11Yes, sir. I'll get those reports to you right away.
00:14You passed your midterm? Pack your bags, we're going to Italy.
00:17Guess who's getting a Porsche?
00:19Now that you have your driver's license, you can't be seen driving a Mercedes S-Class.
00:23I am so proud of you for getting a job at the company I own.
00:27As a gift, I got you this original Picasso for your new penthouse.
00:31Honey, I am so proud of you for passing your initiation.
00:35We just released eight pores in the woods ready for you to go hunt. Good luck.