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00:00Excuse me.
00:07Is it at all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants?
00:11Oh, you're understandably terrified.
00:15You don't allow me to explain.
00:17Forty-five days ago, I embarked on a railroad journey of healing because when my university
00:23was making me do string theory, my favorite comic book store burned down, and when my
00:28roommate got engaged, my girlfriend wanted to move in with me, which was no doubt a ploy
00:33just to see my, excuse my language, but my bathing suit parts.
00:39Sir, may I use your phone?
00:43I don't think so.
00:45I understand that I'm half-naked, but there is a reasonable explanation.
00:49While I slept in my sleeper car, all my possessions were stolen.
00:53Now, typically, I wear pajamas, but I recently adopted a hobo lifestyle, and pajamas are
01:00the sleep pants of the man.
01:05I'll have you know Mahatma Gandhi wore no pants, and a nation rallied behind him.
01:11My good man, now before you walk away, I know that I may appear deranged, but I am, in fact,
01:16a world-renowned physicist.
01:18Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
01:21Go ahead, ask.
01:25Bosons have integer spin, fermions have half-integer spin, my legs are getting cold, why won't
01:31anybody help me?