Zombieland- tiro de gracia Película Completa en Español Latino
Zombieland- tiro de gracia Película Completa en Español Latino
Zombieland- tiro de gracia Película Completa en Español Latino
Zombieland- tiro de gracia Película Completa en Español Latino
Zombieland- tiro de gracia Película Completa en Español Latino
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00:00:00Are you coming for more? After so long?
00:00:04Well, I can only say thank you.
00:00:06You have many options for entertaining zombies, and we appreciate your preference.
00:00:10Well, do you see that Eskimos call the snow in many ways?
00:00:13Aput?
00:00:14Ixirpok?
00:00:16Kimuksuk?
00:00:17Well, the reason why we have survived so many years is that we have come to know our bloodthirsty enemies better than ourselves.
00:00:22Since the last time we saw each other, the zombies evolved.
00:00:26So we gave them different names.
00:00:28This woman you see is being chased by the dumbest zombie of all.
00:00:31The one we call...
00:00:32The Homero.
00:00:36In a world without YouTube, who doesn't have fun with a Homero?
00:00:52Unfortunately, for every Homero, there is a Hulk.
00:00:55Like Steven.
00:00:56Or maybe his less recognized sister, Beatrice.
00:00:59Here she has a brain to solve things.
00:01:22Ready girl.
00:01:26Ok, the last one.
00:01:28What was that?
00:01:30Ok, this time let's play name the zombie.
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00:01:44The Ninja.
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00:01:47The first thing you hear is your own scream.
00:01:56You can imagine our emotion when deciphering the zombie code.
00:02:00But life is not just about surviving.
00:02:04Since we were thrown out of our normal life, I have looked for a place to root.
00:02:10My old friend Tallahassee has a saying.
00:02:12Think big or go home.
00:02:14It's not his recurring phrase, but it gave me an idea.
00:02:18Why not think big?
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00:05:49And let's say, Tallahassee wasn't易
00:05:51the most understandable parent figure.
00:05:53Little Rock.
00:05:54But to better or to worse, we were a family.
00:05:56And for the first time since the virus,
00:05:58we lived in a sustainable environment.
00:06:00And every morning looked like …
00:06:02Well, it looked like Christmas.
00:06:04Ta dah!
00:06:06Merry Christmas.
00:06:09Hi, Dan.
00:06:10Santa.
00:06:11What would you like for Christmas?
00:06:13A baby girl? A pony?
00:06:14No, what I mean is
00:06:16you expect me to say, baby.
00:06:17Well, you're literally small and you're a girl.
00:06:20Well, I'm not a little girl, Santa, but you know what I want?
00:06:23I don't care what you want.
00:06:26Not for being sentimental, but that time on Pennsylvania Avenue, 1600, could be the best of my life.
00:06:32Counting the time, Preseta.
00:06:35It's serious.
00:06:37It can't be. No.
00:06:39It's a first edition of Tolkien, and you wrote on it.
00:06:42My name is on that paper, perfectly preserved.
00:06:45Thank you. And yours?
00:06:46You didn't measure yourself? No. Thank you very much.
00:06:49How tender.
00:06:51Hey, I didn't find wrapping paper, but don't worry, you can break it.
00:06:55It doesn't matter. It's only Staffed.
00:06:58He was a fat president, so I had a lot of paper left in case you need wrapping paper.
00:07:03Columbus, I didn't bring you anything.
00:07:06Just what I wanted.
00:07:08Another gun.
00:07:09Hey, what? No, not just any gun. It's a Colt .45.
00:07:12And it's not just any Colt .45.
00:07:14It's the king's.
00:07:15Oh, from England? Denmark? Liechtenstein?
00:07:17There's only one king.
00:07:19Elvis Aaron Presley himself.
00:07:21The best he's ever lived.
00:07:24The king of kings.
00:07:25He gave this Colt to Nixon when he visited the White House, and I give it to you.
00:07:31Is it loaded?
00:07:32Yes. Elvis shot this Colt in his courtyard, in the king's palace.
00:07:36Memphis, Tennessee. Have I told you about Graceland?
00:07:38Like a hundred times, nothing more.
00:07:39Well, we'll go together one day.
00:07:41Well, I think I'm going to shoot it now.
00:07:43I think I saw some zombies through the water mirror.
00:07:46I'll go with you.
00:07:47No, I'll go alone.
00:07:48But it's Christmas.
00:07:49It's not fucking Christmas. It's November 17th.
00:07:53Yes, Little Rock was hunting, but people of his age.
00:07:56And the thing is, they did exist.
00:07:58But we decided to distance ourselves.
00:08:00Which was horrible if you wanted to leave the nest.
00:08:05Wow, this is scary.
00:08:07But it's not realistic at all.
00:08:11Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:08:13I wish it didn't look so much like me.
00:08:16Oh, please. What's wrong with that?
00:08:19Nothing.
00:08:22Okay, okay. I wasn't going to do this now.
00:08:27Okay. Hey.
00:08:28You always say that I go to the safe.
00:08:31And that we've been stuck lately.
00:08:34And I thought, what better way to add flavor to life than being...
00:08:39Being husband and wife?
00:08:41Yeah, well, I would've said, being husband and wife! Yay!
00:08:44That's Esperanza's motto.
00:08:45Well, I hope so. I want you to be Miss Ohio.
00:08:48Or, well, Miss Ohio.
00:08:49This isn't fair. You know what I think about that.
00:08:51We even talked about it in my limited, but absurd and painful experience.
00:08:55Husband and wife only do one thing.
00:08:57What? Fight? But we already do that.
00:08:59Divorce.
00:09:00Well, I doubt we'll do it. Tell me, where are we going to get lawyers?
00:09:04I don't know what to say.
00:09:05Oh, don't say that.
00:09:07Don't say anything.
00:09:09Not yet.
00:09:10Okay, it was my fault.
00:09:11The truth is, I fired you.
00:09:13You just think about it.
00:09:14And tell me when you're ready.
00:09:16And everything will work out as God commands.
00:09:34Hello, princess.
00:09:35What happened?
00:09:37Bad news.
00:09:39Bad news?
00:09:40Well, you know what cancels out bad news?
00:09:42Good news.
00:09:43Today will be the day when Wichita will say...
00:09:45Goodbye.
00:09:50Dear Zeyte,
00:09:51Do we feel bad for leaving?
00:09:54Sorry, I don't have the notes. W-E-L-R.
00:09:57Well, yes.
00:09:58Saying that you don't have the notes was very short.
00:10:03He's going to die because we took the beast.
00:10:05Well, let him learn not to fall in love with things.
00:10:08You should never fall in love. Don't forget that.
00:10:10That was Columbus' problem. He fell in love like crazy.
00:10:12Just like Tallahassee. He thinks he's my dad.
00:10:14Sure. But how lucky you are not to have a boyfriend.
00:10:17Did you see him use the Q-tips?
00:10:19His routine before going to sleep?
00:10:21It's an hour long.
00:10:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:23What? What?
00:10:24Stop!
00:10:31Namaste.
00:10:33Hello.
00:10:36When Wichita left, it hurt like a gunshot.
00:10:39And after weeks of feeling miserable,
00:10:41I thought a shopping therapy would get her out of my head.
00:10:44Or that she would have wanted to make wedding plans right away, or anything.
00:10:47It's just that I'm crazy.
00:10:48And who wants to get married in winter? Well, in spring.
00:10:50Sure. And although my hair and humidity don't get along...
00:10:52Oh, why? Please!
00:10:53I can't stand hearing more of the same thing.
00:10:55It's been more than a month.
00:10:57And I feel weak.
00:10:58Hey, okay.
00:10:59I'll give you one more day to growl like a child.
00:11:02And then you either get out of breath or I'll kick you, okay?
00:11:04All this idea of you finding a home made us weak.
00:11:07And with us, I mean you.
00:11:09It's time to be brave and go out on the road.
00:11:12And with us, I mean me.
00:11:13It's where I should be.
00:11:14Alone. The lone wolf.
00:11:16You're welcome, if you want.
00:11:18Yes, but when they come back...
00:11:19They'll never come back.
00:11:20They took the beast.
00:11:24Give it to me.
00:11:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:27Give it to me.
00:11:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:37Good job, Lev. You shot your bottle.
00:11:52Not bad, huh?
00:11:53Not bad, but it's definitely not an MZDA.
00:11:57MZDA.
00:11:58It means zombie death of the year.
00:12:00Like an addict looking for a stronger drug.
00:12:02Jalakasi is no longer satisfied with the zombie death of the week.
00:12:05What if they take the bill?
00:12:06They took Dave Zunderman from Riverside, Iowa.
00:12:09Don't drown in popcorn with this one.
00:12:11I got you, zombie!
00:12:18Congratulations, Dave.
00:12:20I never told you this.
00:12:21In fact, I never told anyone.
00:12:24But I have Native American blood running through my veins.
00:12:30What? Now?
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:32Now.
00:12:34From the Blackfoot people, to be exact.
00:12:36The freest men in history in the middle of the 19th century
00:12:39went through the plains without houses or laws or belongings
00:12:44or bosses to report to, my wife to listen to.
00:12:47They listened to the call of the bison.
00:12:51And they hunted the bison, grazing them,
00:12:54up to the ribs.
00:12:57And to their death.
00:12:59The great jump of the bison.
00:13:04I don't know why I never told anyone about my Blackfoot blood.
00:13:07I think it's a very sacred secret.
00:13:10The truth is, you're the first pale face I trust completely
00:13:13because you've always been by my side.
00:13:16Do you mind?
00:13:17And you listen to me. You always listen to me.
00:13:19If you're not in a 4D cinema,
00:13:20there's no way to describe how bad Zombieland smells.
00:13:23And that's why I like candles so much.
00:13:26Today, it could be gingerbread or Bahamas breeze.
00:13:31Excuse me.
00:13:32Please, don't kill me!
00:13:33Forgive me!
00:13:34It's fake skin!
00:13:36Sorry, sorry.
00:13:37I thought you were a...
00:13:38You thought I was a zombie?
00:13:39Yes, obviously, a zombie.
00:13:40Oh, don't make it up.
00:13:41Not even like meat.
00:13:42I'm a vegetarian.
00:13:43Vegan, in fact.
00:13:44Excuse me.
00:13:45Hi, I'm Columbus.
00:13:46Madison.
00:13:47Hi, nice to meet you.
00:13:48Nice to meet you, too.
00:13:49Oh, a hug.
00:13:50So fast.
00:13:51Nice to meet you.
00:13:52Nice to meet you.
00:13:53Touching a...
00:13:54Am I interrupting?
00:13:55Oh, hi.
00:13:56Can you lend me my body?
00:13:57Hi, sorry.
00:13:58He's Tallahassee and she's Madison.
00:13:59Madison, Tallahassee.
00:14:00Is he your dad?
00:14:01Oh, that's not true.
00:14:02I'm his friend, barely older and handsome.
00:14:06Cute.
00:14:07Do you live here?
00:14:08No, Paul Blart.
00:14:09I live in the Pinkberry fridge.
00:14:11Zombies can't get in, but it's very cold.
00:14:16And you didn't think of turning it off?
00:14:18There's no switch anywhere.
00:14:20I was hoping the electricity would go out.
00:14:22Yes, it's impressive, isn't it?
00:14:23While it rains, the dams are still working.
00:14:25But not...
00:14:26Cerebral, apparently.
00:14:28I think you're super funny.
00:14:30I feel pure bad vibes against me.
00:14:33They come from you.
00:14:34Really?
00:14:35You see?
00:14:36Once again.
00:14:37Yes, I saw you.
00:14:38And that hurts me, okay?
00:14:39I'm very good at surviving.
00:14:40I always bring pepper gas with me.
00:14:41And you don't know, I run very, very, very, very fast.
00:14:44I think it's because I did hot yoga and running and...
00:14:46Cardio!
00:14:47Sorry, I also do a lot of cardio.
00:14:49It's even my number one rule.
00:14:50And it's something...
00:14:51But I have a...
00:14:52I have a list of rules to survive in Zombieland.
00:14:54Really?
00:14:55Yes.
00:14:56Me too!
00:14:57Do you have a list of rules to survive?
00:14:58In fact, mine is just not to leave the fridge.
00:15:00Oh.
00:15:02Hey, by the way, we have our camp on this street.
00:15:04In fact, it's the White House.
00:15:06In the White House?
00:15:07Wow.
00:15:08Do you want to come with us?
00:15:09Oh, I'd love to.
00:15:11Hey, how many rules do you have?
00:15:13Do you want me to tell you about my rules?
00:15:14I want you to tell me all of them.
00:15:15Well, number two is finish.
00:15:18Finish?
00:15:19Finish, yes.
00:15:20Oh, finish!
00:15:21I hit you.
00:15:22You hit me.
00:15:23You killed me.
00:15:24Okay, I know what you're thinking.
00:15:25She's not my type at all.
00:15:27But after Wichita broke my heart,
00:15:29I was happy to talk to someone who smelled like candles,
00:15:31and not whiskey and gunpowder.
00:15:33So, Wichita and Little Rock left,
00:15:35and we were left alone like single men.
00:15:37And this crazy guy...
00:15:38No, put the mess in.
00:15:39Which brings me to rule number 53.
00:15:42Wet wipes.
00:15:43Wow.
00:15:44Yes.
00:15:45Amazing.
00:15:46I don't know how you can fit all that information in here.
00:15:50It's impressive.
00:15:52And you're very lucky.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54For finding someone so smart to take care of you.
00:15:57Most people your age are abandoned by their families,
00:16:00and that's very sad.
00:16:02Yes, I'm the luckiest.
00:16:07Hey, can we celebrate a summit in the oval office?
00:16:09Yes, of course.
00:16:10Hey, I can't believe we're in the White House.
00:16:13This is really weird.
00:16:15You have to get rid of her.
00:16:17Do you know why she's still alive?
00:16:18Because zombies eat brains,
00:16:20and she doesn't!
00:16:21Yeah?
00:16:22It doesn't matter, because I'm leaving at dawn.
00:16:24Yes?
00:16:25Hey, can you give me a ride?
00:16:27Wow, this is the oval office.
00:16:30And why do they call it that?
00:16:34Ready?
00:16:35Are you ready?
00:16:36I'm ready.
00:16:37I'm ready.
00:16:38Super.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:41It's funny.
00:16:42Yes, it's funny, but don't talk to her.
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:45And the main attraction will be Lincoln's room.
00:16:48And believe it or not,
00:16:49Lincoln never slept in this bed.
00:16:51The truth is that he didn't want a ride, silly.
00:16:53What?
00:16:54Hi.
00:16:55Hi.
00:16:57What's wrong?
00:16:58Nothing.
00:16:59Don't I look pretty?
00:17:01Yes, you're very pretty,
00:17:02like the pretty girl from Apartment 406.
00:17:04But this is my fault.
00:17:07Do you know Jesus?
00:17:09Do you know how to turn him around?
00:17:14No, no, no.
00:17:15Please, wait.
00:17:16Okay, listen.
00:17:17I've been living alone in a fridge for years,
00:17:19so either we do it now,
00:17:20or I'll lose the old school
00:17:21and I'll sleep with him.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:25Oh, that's good.
00:17:26This!
00:17:27I can't believe it!
00:17:28Ready?
00:17:34Oh, I see.
00:17:36He's very brave,
00:17:37and he doesn't seem to shut up.
00:17:56Excuse me,
00:17:57that's the old guy from Washington.
00:17:59Oh, yes.
00:18:00The emperor of Japan gave it to him.
00:18:01Oh, Touche.
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:03Hey, I heard a strange noise.
00:18:05Oh, yes.
00:18:06It was our sex noises.
00:18:07Rule number one.
00:18:10Maybe your rule number 32 for her.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15Ready?
00:18:17Okay, now!
00:18:19Oh, idiot!
00:18:20Oh, idiot!
00:18:23I'm home, honey.
00:18:25Oh, honey, you're back.
00:18:26I mean, you're back.
00:18:27I don't care, I don't care.
00:18:28Yes, I'm not staying.
00:18:29I just came for weapons.
00:18:30Yes, at one in the morning.
00:18:31Yes, and after a month out.
00:18:33Little Rock is gone.
00:18:46Did you like it?
00:18:48It was great to be traveling again.
00:18:49Yes, we're having fun too, right?
00:18:51Together, right?
00:18:53We picked up someone new.
00:18:55A normal guy,
00:18:56a couple years older than Little Rock,
00:18:58and he's from Berkeley.
00:19:00Berkeley!
00:19:03Did you say Berkeley?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05De...
00:19:06Mier...
00:19:07Klee?
00:19:09And the guy plays the guitar and...
00:19:11Stop talking already!
00:19:12I know what you're about to tell me!
00:19:14You're dating a musician!
00:19:16Hey, I don't think it's that bad.
00:19:18Don't exaggerate.
00:19:19Calm down.
00:19:22Yes, yes.
00:19:23I think...
00:19:24I think it's not that bad.
00:19:26Sorry, it's true.
00:19:28Go on.
00:19:29And he's also a pacifist.
00:19:31He's survived with a strict policy of avoiding conflicts.
00:19:34Like Gandhi.
00:19:41Stupid pacifist boyfriend with sandals!
00:19:44Damn balloons!
00:19:54No, seriously, I have nothing against pacifists.
00:19:57I just...
00:19:58I want to kick their asses.
00:20:08Wow, Berkeley.
00:20:10You have a beautiful voice.
00:20:12Thank you very much.
00:20:15Have you heard of a place called...
00:20:17Graceland?
00:20:19Elvis was a fraud.
00:20:20He swindled the blacks.
00:20:22The...
00:20:24Well, I've always wanted to meet Elvis.
00:20:26Me too.
00:20:27Me too.
00:20:29It would be cool to visit him.
00:20:30Yes.
00:20:31Yes, a lot.
00:20:33I was very clear that it was a stupid idea.
00:20:35And I did what I never do with her.
00:20:37I said no.
00:20:38And you can probably imagine what happened next.
00:20:44He left me a note.
00:20:45And then...
00:20:47He left.
00:20:53Does anyone else notice the irony in this?
00:20:55Huh?
00:20:57I'm...
00:20:58Worried.
00:20:59They're going to travel all the way there,
00:21:01and all they have is a stupid guitar.
00:21:03Yes, and with no intention of using it against anything.
00:21:05No, because it's hippie.
00:21:07They should kill the dead, not follow them.
00:21:09Oh, no.
00:21:10And something is happening out there.
00:21:12What?
00:21:13Berkeley told us about a new kind of zombie,
00:21:16which is stronger, faster, more lethal,
00:21:19and better adapted to hunt.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22Sorry, but that sounds made up.
00:21:24If you want us to come with you, just tell us and that's it.
00:21:26No, seriously.
00:21:27I came for weapons and ammunition, that's all.
00:21:28Yes, yes.
00:21:29Let's go.
00:21:30Norway.
00:21:31Hey, this is all your fault.
00:21:32If you hadn't, you would have scared her.
00:21:33What?
00:21:34That's not true.
00:21:35Not only did I run away from him,
00:21:36she also ran away from you.
00:21:38What?
00:21:40You have good intentions,
00:21:42but you're...
00:21:43overprotective.
00:21:45Oh, okay.
00:21:46I'm overprotective.
00:21:47She's not a girl anymore.
00:21:48Understand that.
00:21:49Yes, she's not a girl,
00:21:50but it sounds like she needs us, doesn't it?
00:21:52What else?
00:21:53Let's go get her.
00:21:55We'll leave at dawn.
00:21:57And as long as she's safe,
00:21:58I'll continue on my own.
00:22:02And...
00:22:03no goodbyes?
00:22:04Just a...
00:22:05Yes, I don't get the grades.
00:22:06A bad grade, yes.
00:22:07You mentioned that in the grade.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:10Yes, I think...
00:22:14that maybe I exaggerated a little.
00:22:17It's just that your proposal really scared me.
00:22:20You know what I mean?
00:22:24I'm sorry.
00:22:25And you know how hard it is for me to say that
00:22:27because I hate women who always apologize
00:22:29for things they shouldn't apologize for.
00:22:32But in this case, especially the truth.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:37Well, thank you.
00:22:38That calms my soul.
00:22:40I don't know, maybe it could be a...
00:22:42a change of direction for both of us.
00:22:45Yes, maybe.
00:22:46Colin, you?
00:22:47You're not going back to bed?
00:22:54Wow.
00:22:56Oh, no.
00:22:57Seriously, wow.
00:22:58Yes.
00:23:02I'm glad we fixed it.
00:23:04What a change of direction.
00:23:07Hello.
00:23:10Is this your sister?
00:23:12Shit.
00:23:17Are you sure you don't need help?
00:23:18No, I can do it myself.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:20My beast is back.
00:23:21I can't wait to put my hands in the...
00:23:24And what the fuck is that?
00:23:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:30Don't even think that ridiculous minivan
00:23:32is going to get close to Graceland,
00:23:34home of the finest car in the United States,
00:23:37the Cadillac 55 Freedgood Series 60.
00:23:40No.
00:23:41You need a real man
00:23:43to drive a Cadillac Rosa.
00:23:46That could be one of my rules.
00:23:49I'll reconsider it, Diablo.
00:23:50Rules are for cowards, it's not personal.
00:23:52How can it not be personal?
00:23:53That's why I'm here.
00:23:54True, if it's personal.
00:23:55Yes.
00:23:56Manuela, calm down.
00:23:57My Tallahassee can be a limo and a garrote.
00:23:59Cars with batteries and spare parts
00:24:01are increasingly scarce
00:24:03thanks to years of neglect and decadence.
00:24:05Mirrors are unbreakable.
00:24:06We can't be as demanding as before.
00:24:08Clear!
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10Take it!
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:16This never happened.
00:24:17Wait, I'll open the door.
00:24:18No, wait.
00:24:19I'm going to lie back.
00:24:22Think fast.
00:24:24I can do it!
00:24:26Tell me she's not coming.
00:24:29Oh, shit.
00:24:30What?
00:24:31Hi!
00:24:32Hi!
00:24:34Are we going to leave her in an animal shelter
00:24:36or something like that?
00:24:37Please, she's a human being.
00:24:38We can't leave her here alone.
00:24:39Yes, we can.
00:24:40Let's leave her girlfriend here.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:43Oh, a minivan.
00:24:44I won't feel guilty
00:24:45because you left me in the worst possible way.
00:24:47Yes, and you recovered quickly.
00:24:48Oh, how nice.
00:24:49Can someone help me?
00:24:50I'll go.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52They're heavy.
00:24:53No problem.
00:24:55Come in.
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57You're the kindest.
00:25:05Macapictuas, coeteas, uncucos.
00:25:08Did she get an embolism or something?
00:25:09I'm trying names in black food,
00:25:11so I'll give your sushi back to your fridge
00:25:13at the mall.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:15Oh, I didn't tell you.
00:25:16We met at the mall.
00:25:18Yes.
00:25:19I lived there,
00:25:20like in Town of the Dead.
00:25:22When I found out,
00:25:24it was the Post Acropolis.
00:25:26It was so sad
00:25:28when the Acropolis arrived.
00:25:29Yes, I know.
00:25:30Madison, a question.
00:25:31When we met,
00:25:32did you point a gun at me
00:25:33and steal my car?
00:25:34No.
00:25:35When we met,
00:25:37I told you I was super smart.
00:25:39Oh, yeah?
00:25:40And then I slept with you.
00:25:42That's true.
00:25:43That's how it was.
00:25:46Let's go for a ride!
00:25:49It's going to be a long trip.
00:25:59I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.
00:26:01I like the smell of patchouli oil better.
00:26:05Don't you have...
00:26:07gasoline weed?
00:26:09I've always wanted to smoke too much weed.
00:26:12Do I look like the kind of person
00:26:13who would smoke weed?
00:26:16No, I really don't want to.
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18Yes!
00:26:20Of course I do.
00:26:21I love weed.
00:26:22You lied to me.
00:26:23Well, just look at me.
00:26:24Yes.
00:26:25The truth is,
00:26:26I just want to tell you
00:26:27that I'm glad there's another woman
00:26:28with us.
00:26:31Yes.
00:26:32To talk about things like recipes,
00:26:35boyfriends,
00:26:36rings.
00:26:38It can't be.
00:26:40It can't be.
00:26:41It can't be.
00:26:43It's true!
00:26:44It was in the drawer in the room.
00:26:46It must have belonged to the first lady.
00:26:47You know what?
00:26:48I think you're right.
00:26:49It belonged to the first...
00:26:51lady.
00:26:52Well, I think it was given to the first lady,
00:26:54but she rejected it.
00:26:56What kind of idiot
00:26:57rejects a ring like that?
00:26:59Maybe an idiot
00:27:00who didn't want to have a ring,
00:27:03a ring,
00:27:04or have something chained to his phone.
00:27:07Ah!
00:27:09Get ready.
00:27:10Oh, what a fool!
00:27:12Forget the belt rule!
00:27:14Oh, you know the rules.
00:27:16Yes, I already taught him some rules.
00:27:1873, is there more?
00:27:19No, they're all.
00:27:20I'm going downstairs to see.
00:27:22I think you've spent a lot of time together, right?
00:27:24How cute.
00:27:26Isn't it a cute couple?
00:27:27I love them.
00:27:28Aw!
00:27:37That looks promising.
00:27:45It's the most flexible.
00:27:47Yes, it's the best it has.
00:27:49It's very malleable.
00:27:50Ohayo, when you finish doing that...
00:27:52Oh, yes.
00:27:57No, no, no, no, no, never.
00:27:58That's not going to work.
00:27:59You know what I think of clowns.
00:28:01No, not that one.
00:28:02What?
00:28:03That one.
00:28:04Ah.
00:28:07Very good.
00:28:08Uh-huh.
00:28:10Can I see?
00:28:11Uh-huh.
00:28:12Can I see?
00:28:13Yes.
00:28:14Take it.
00:28:15Yes.
00:28:16Ah!
00:28:18The old man looks really small.
00:28:21And do you see this?
00:28:23What's his name?
00:28:24He looks small.
00:28:25Not now.
00:28:26Not now.
00:28:27Not now.
00:28:28Not now.
00:28:29Not now.
00:28:30Small.
00:28:31Normal.
00:28:32Small.
00:28:33It's really accurate.
00:28:34That's right.
00:28:35Small.
00:28:36Normal.
00:28:37Small.
00:28:38But don't exaggerate.
00:28:39Madison is not something real.
00:28:41It was the circumstances.
00:28:42The lack of options.
00:28:43You could say the same about us.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46Circumstances.
00:28:47Lack of options.
00:28:48Really?
00:28:49Do you think so?
00:28:50But you are so-and-so.
00:28:51Destined to share your intellectuality.
00:28:53Well, maybe yes.
00:28:54Maybe we're soulmates, yes?
00:28:55Because she's kind and I'm kind.
00:28:57And you're not.
00:28:58You're bad.
00:28:59Yes, of course.
00:29:00I'm not bad.
00:29:01Of course you are.
00:29:02You're bad.
00:29:03My sister is lost.
00:29:04You're a 20-year-old.
00:29:05If I want to be bad, I'll be very bad.
00:29:07I didn't bring shoes for this.
00:29:08Oh, if you want, I'll lend you a pair of sandals.
00:29:10Really?
00:29:13It's a joke.
00:29:14Play.
00:29:15All of you are very sarcastic.
00:29:16Yes, they're not good people.
00:29:17Sorry, Madison.
00:29:18You try to ignore them.
00:29:19Yes, yes.
00:29:20Ignore us.
00:29:21Yes, please.
00:29:22Ignore us.
00:29:23See?
00:29:24Bad.
00:29:26Yes!
00:29:28This is what I wanted!
00:29:29We're finally going to travel.
00:29:30With style!
00:29:31Hey, I went to a party with Three Doors Down
00:29:33in one of these.
00:29:34And I had a great time.
00:29:40What?
00:29:42Wow, how good we are now.
00:29:44Columbus, to the chassis.
00:29:46The engine is at 12 o'clock and the rear at 6 o'clock.
00:29:48You are our eyes.
00:29:50Don't worry, huh?
00:29:51They are much more afraid of us
00:29:53than we are of them.
00:29:55Yes, nothing further from the truth.
00:29:58Hey, hey, hey, what do I do?
00:29:59You see that the purrists make pyramids?
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:02You see that the Three Doors Down
00:30:03are the base of the pyramids?
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05I don't care what you do,
00:30:06just don't stun me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08At 8 o'clock, at 8 o'clock.
00:30:09Hey, was the front at 12 o'clock?
00:30:10Oh, sorry.
00:30:11It was the front.
00:30:12At 11 o'clock, at 11 o'clock.
00:30:14Seven and a half.
00:30:15At 6 o'clock.
00:30:16Six.
00:30:17I cover at 6 o'clock.
00:30:20No, at 1, 1 and 4, 1 and 20.
00:30:22I don't know, go there.
00:30:23Why is everyone looking at numbers?
00:30:24At 11 o'clock.
00:30:26Twelve.
00:30:27Six.
00:30:28At 2.
00:30:30Eight.
00:30:32At 6 o'clock.
00:30:37At 1 o'clock.
00:30:38At 6 o'clock.
00:30:40Ten.
00:30:41Eight.
00:30:42Eight o'clock.
00:30:43Fuck.
00:30:44It's stuck.
00:30:51Disgusting.
00:30:53You're welcome.
00:30:54At 1 o'clock.
00:30:55At 2 o'clock.
00:30:56At 3 o'clock.
00:30:57At 1 o'clock.
00:30:59Okay, me at 3 o'clock.
00:31:02Just in time, Columbus.
00:31:04At 1 o'clock.
00:31:05At 6 o'clock.
00:31:08At 11 o'clock.
00:31:09At 11 o'clock.
00:31:10You know what?
00:31:11It's just a number.
00:31:12Abort, abort at 11 o'clock.
00:31:13Don't waste bullets.
00:31:14A Hawking.
00:31:15Hawking.
00:31:16No, no.
00:31:26Ninja, ninja.
00:31:30You saved me.
00:31:31Yes, don't worry.
00:31:36Hey, what's up?
00:31:37At 1 o'clock.
00:31:38Excuse me, princess.
00:31:39I'm not done with you yet.
00:31:49What happened?
00:31:55You wanted to dodge my bullets, you idiot?
00:31:58That was our first T-800.
00:32:01Called that by the Terminator himself.
00:32:04So-so.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:10The T-800s were a mutant zombie race.
00:32:12Stronger, more lethal, and harder to kill.
00:32:17One plus one is still two, right?
00:32:26They were the Alpha Predators.
00:32:27The top of the food chain.
00:32:30With a single target, they were unbeatable.
00:32:31And since they had a target in sight, or a target,
00:32:34the T-800s wouldn't stop until they devoured their prey.
00:32:37What's wrong with this idiot?
00:32:51Ew.
00:32:52Seeing the T-800 in person made us more worried
00:32:55because Little Rock was alone with a hippie
00:32:57and his guitar.
00:32:59Like a rolling stone.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:07That song is the best.
00:33:09Did you write it?
00:33:12Was it a stupid question?
00:33:14Sorry, I was 11 when I started with zombies.
00:33:16It wasn't a stupid question.
00:33:17I laughed because you thought I'd play a stupid cover of someone.
00:33:20I didn't see that I wrote it.
00:33:21And if you liked this one, you'll like this one more.
00:33:24But it's a work in progress.
00:33:26Don't judge me.
00:33:45A poem by Tallahassee.
00:33:48Travelling to Graceland,
00:33:51so comfortable and fastidious.
00:33:54That pony we had can kiss my stinky ass.
00:34:01Let's go!
00:34:04Let's see the net!
00:34:05And let's go for Little Rock!
00:34:06Let's go!
00:34:17Didn't we lose Altora?
00:34:20We'll go for the clowns.
00:34:23No, no, no, that's my limit.
00:34:25No stupid clowns!
00:34:33In moments of great dishonour like this,
00:34:37the ancient samurai warriors were forced to commit seppuku,
00:34:41or ritual suicide,
00:34:44by pulling their guts out.
00:34:50My mom had the same one.
00:34:52Mine too.
00:34:53And mine.
00:34:57Dammit, Minivan!
00:34:59We're leaving!
00:35:00Yeah!
00:35:10I've always wanted to have my own company.
00:35:12It would be weird to have strangers in your car.
00:35:16For money.
00:35:18Let's say you're very drunk and you need a ride.
00:35:21You just connect and travel with a stranger.
00:35:24And they'll take you wherever you want to go.
00:35:26Oh, yeah.
00:35:27Of course.
00:35:28So they kill you.
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30And they give you candy, or lollipops, or...
00:35:32Just what my parents always told me.
00:35:33They said,
00:35:34if a stranger offers you candy or lollipops,
00:35:36get in his car.
00:35:37Great idea.
00:35:38If he tried to kill you,
00:35:39you'd have a system of points to qualify him.
00:35:41And if he wanted to kill you,
00:35:42you'd tell him,
00:35:43I'll give you zero points.
00:35:44But if he didn't try to kill you,
00:35:46Madison, I think it's a great idea.
00:35:48Yeah, I don't know how it could go wrong.
00:35:50I'm just saying that the taxi industry
00:35:52had a lot of flaws.
00:35:56Are you okay?
00:35:58I think I'm hot.
00:36:00I have a fever.
00:36:01Yeah?
00:36:02Since I was always in the fridge,
00:36:04I'm going to take it off.
00:36:05Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:06Of course.
00:36:07The most logical thing.
00:36:08Yeah?
00:36:12I can't do it anymore.
00:36:13My tongue.
00:36:15My tongue.
00:36:16My tongue.
00:36:17Hey, boss.
00:36:18I'm trying.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20I think you should stop.
00:36:21No.
00:36:22You should stop.
00:36:23We're having a great time.
00:36:24Hey, stop the car.
00:36:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:33Oh, gross.
00:36:34No, hey, I don't know.
00:36:35Maybe it can be saved.
00:36:36What are you talking about?
00:36:37You're the one who always says
00:36:38you don't have to take risks.
00:36:41Who wants to do the honors?
00:36:45I wouldn't mind,
00:36:46but then I don't want to be called selfish.
00:36:49What's wrong with you?
00:36:50She's a living, thinking being.
00:36:51Yes.
00:36:52Well, she's alive.
00:36:53Hey, I know you're in love,
00:36:56or whatever you call it,
00:36:58but in two minutes,
00:36:59she's going to turn into a...
00:37:02a zombie.
00:37:03Not a Velociraptor.
00:37:04And this is the right thing to do.
00:37:06If you love something,
00:37:07blow her head off
00:37:09so she doesn't turn into a monster.
00:37:12I know.
00:37:13Yes, you're absolutely right.
00:37:14Maybe it's time for you
00:37:16to become a brave little man.
00:37:24They say that when something bad happens,
00:37:26you have three options.
00:37:28Let it define you,
00:37:29destroy you,
00:37:30or make you strong.
00:37:34Time to teach Lenny about rabbits.
00:37:41No!
00:37:42Don't come near me!
00:37:43Madison, Madison, wait!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Madison, stop, please, please!
00:37:46Don't come near me!
00:37:47Wait, listen to me!
00:37:48Madison, wait, please!
00:37:49Madison, wait!
00:37:50Wait!
00:37:51I'm a horrible monster!
00:37:52Please, please!
00:37:53Hey, I know we don't know each other that well.
00:37:55Well, in the biblical sense, yes.
00:37:57But I think you're a special person.
00:38:02No, not now.
00:38:05I'm sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:21Let's go.
00:38:23I'm so sorry.
00:38:26Let's go.
00:38:37I'm not going to lie to you
00:38:38and say that it hurts me a lot what happened,
00:38:40but...
00:38:42I'm really sorry.
00:38:44He didn't deserve it.
00:38:45Thank you, friend, thank you.
00:38:46It's true.
00:38:48What an ugly way to die.
00:38:49Even for this...
00:38:52Oh, please, it's Madison.
00:38:53You know it.
00:38:54You know it, okay?
00:38:55His name is Madison.
00:38:56Well, he was Madison.
00:38:58And he was a good person.
00:38:59She had complex feelings
00:39:01and emotions, interests.
00:39:03She didn't like dolphins,
00:39:05the rainbows.
00:39:06Yes, and double rainbows.
00:39:08I agree.
00:39:09It's sad.
00:39:10Obviously, I didn't want that.
00:39:12And what do you want?
00:39:13To find my sister.
00:39:14Me too.
00:39:15Good.
00:39:16Good?
00:39:17Great.
00:39:18Perfect.
00:39:19It's going to be a very long trip.
00:39:31We're here.
00:39:33Hey, little one.
00:39:34Don't be cruel to me for waking you up,
00:39:36but we're here.
00:39:37We're here.
00:39:39I can't believe it!
00:39:41I can't believe it!
00:39:44All my life's decisions
00:39:46brought me to this moment,
00:39:48here, now,
00:39:49Boulevard Elvis Presley 3764.
00:39:52I feel like a teenager from 1954,
00:39:55and here they come!
00:39:58No.
00:40:02No, no, no!
00:40:03Hey, if you need a moment,
00:40:05or...
00:40:06It can't be.
00:40:07Graceland's gone.
00:40:08The Beast's gone.
00:40:10Little Rock's gone.
00:40:11Little Rock's gone!
00:40:12You're not going to give me
00:40:14a disgusting and disgusting
00:40:16opportunity in this world!
00:40:18You're not the only one who's disappointed.
00:40:21Let's go.
00:40:22Let's go.
00:40:23Let's go now.
00:40:24I don't want to be here.
00:40:25Now!
00:40:29There were only ruins of Graceland.
00:40:31Little Rock was still lost,
00:40:32and we didn't know what to do now.
00:40:34But sometimes,
00:40:35you just have to follow the signs.
00:40:39When Zombieland gives you lemons...
00:40:43Hey, Florida, 11 o'clock.
00:40:47What?
00:40:49Hound Dog Hotel and...
00:40:51Oh, that's crap.
00:40:54Wow! The Beast!
00:40:56Little Rock!
00:40:57Wow!
00:41:04Look.
00:41:06Wow!
00:41:07To not be Graceland,
00:41:08this place looks a lot like Graceland.
00:41:10That's true.
00:41:11That's the idea.
00:41:12We split up.
00:41:13I'll go this way.
00:41:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:15I'll talk to her.
00:41:16I'm her sister.
00:41:17I'll talk first.
00:41:18Stay here.
00:41:19Yes.
00:41:22More respect.
00:41:23What? He's already dead?
00:41:24Supposedly.
00:41:25Oh, for you.
00:41:26Yes, okay.
00:41:29This is humiliating.
00:41:30Well, for me, no.
00:41:31Yes, I know.
00:41:35It smells like a wet dog.
00:41:36If not...
00:41:37He died.
00:41:38Don't even think about shoes.
00:41:39Forget it.
00:41:40Okay, sorry.
00:41:44It can't be.
00:41:45What an impression.
00:41:47I can't believe it.
00:41:49I look perfect.
00:41:50I feel like Cinderella in the dance.
00:41:52Are you jealous that I'm the same size
00:41:54as Elvis Presley's shoes?
00:41:56No.
00:41:57Not even Elvis' real shoes.
00:42:02Sorry.
00:42:22Well, I've never been to Spain
00:42:27Little one.
00:42:33Little ladies are insane
00:42:47Well, I've never been to hell
00:42:54It's time to talk.
00:42:55You first.
00:42:56My name is Tallahassee.
00:42:58Nevada.
00:42:59What part?
00:43:00Nevada is the closest you'll get.
00:43:01What the hell are you doing in the hound dog?
00:43:03I feel true affection for the king.
00:43:07No, no, no.
00:43:08Don't kill my friends.
00:43:10Is someone else coming with you?
00:43:11No, it's just us.
00:43:12We're civilized.
00:43:14Let's put the guns down.
00:43:15Tell me why you're wearing Elvis' real shoes.
00:43:18For comfort.
00:43:21Do you live here?
00:43:22Yes.
00:43:23The car in front of you,
00:43:24the girl who was in it,
00:43:25is here.
00:43:26She left.
00:43:27She and her pacifist poser.
00:43:28Berkeley.
00:43:29Berkeley.
00:43:31They left days ago.
00:43:32And believe me, they did very badly.
00:43:34It's not safe out there.
00:43:35Oh, shit.
00:43:36Why did they leave the beast?
00:43:37He said it was from the oppressive government.
00:43:39Yes.
00:43:40Oh, I'm sure I'm going to kill
00:43:41that stinky hippie with my own hands.
00:43:43Luckily, I didn't do the same to you.
00:43:44Seriously.
00:43:45Do you know how close I was to strangle you?
00:43:50What were you going to do to him?
00:43:51Strangle him.
00:43:53No, kill someone because you think he's a zombie.
00:43:56Apparently, that's how Bill Murray died.
00:43:59Wow, who's Bill Murray?
00:44:00Never heard of him.
00:44:01I don't know who he is.
00:44:02Oh, the actor.
00:44:04Oh, how sad.
00:44:05I don't know anything about pharaohs.
00:44:06How sad.
00:44:07I'm sorry if you knew him,
00:44:08but if you didn't, anyway,
00:44:09how sad when he dies.
00:44:10Someone.
00:44:11It looks like a urban legend, doesn't it?
00:44:12Yes, yes, it happens.
00:44:13I doubt it.
00:44:14How strange.
00:44:15What?
00:44:16I'm going to say this about Murray.
00:44:18If I find out who shot him,
00:44:20I'm going to kill him.
00:44:22Me too, obviously.
00:44:23You first, but then me.
00:44:24Don't listen to him.
00:44:25He's killed more celebrities than cocaine.
00:44:27The girl who was here,
00:44:28did she tell you where she was going?
00:44:30No.
00:44:31But that idiot from Berkeley
00:44:33didn't shut up.
00:44:34Babylonia is a commune.
00:44:36It's a shelter protected everywhere.
00:44:38Completely pacifist.
00:44:39There are no weapons or violence of any kind.
00:44:41And there are many young people, right?
00:44:42Generation Z living in peace and harmony.
00:44:44Yes, it sounds fun.
00:44:46I know you were excited about Graceland,
00:44:47but this is much, much better.
00:44:56But what a good replica of the King's Jungle Room,
00:44:59where he recorded his last two albums.
00:45:01From Elvis Presley Boulevard,
00:45:03Memphis, Tennessee, and...
00:45:05And Woody Blue?
00:45:07An expert on Elvis.
00:45:09Every King's lover
00:45:11has a story.
00:45:13What's yours?
00:45:15My mom took me to see
00:45:17Elvis when I was a kid.
00:45:19And he had something.
00:45:20The attitude, the music...
00:45:21The hips and the butt.
00:45:23Well, he was ten years old,
00:45:25but Elvis always had something for everyone.
00:45:27And later, in high school,
00:45:29my friend Frankie Hammond said,
00:45:31imitate Elvis.
00:45:33I said, hey, we're in the library.
00:45:35I'm going to make noise.
00:45:37He managed to convince me
00:45:38and take the rhythm with the pencil.
00:45:39I stopped.
00:45:43You ain't nothing but a hound dog
00:45:46Cryin' all the time
00:45:54You ain't never caught a rabbit
00:45:56You ain't no friend of mine
00:46:16I suddenly felt jealous
00:46:18of Robin Rogers.
00:46:21Don't tell me.
00:46:24I don't know about you,
00:46:26but I...
00:46:28I got hot.
00:46:36This is Babylon.
00:46:39Like the old Balkan gardens.
00:46:42From Babylon.
00:46:43Huh?
00:46:44From Babylon.
00:46:45No, no.
00:46:46It's called that because of
00:46:47David Gray's song.
00:46:48Why didn't I write it?
00:46:51Guns don't go in.
00:46:52It's the only rule.
00:46:53That and no group sex.
00:46:55All right, hand them over.
00:46:59Here.
00:47:01Just hugs, no bullets.
00:47:03Well, welcome.
00:47:05Come on, miss.
00:47:06You're going to love it here.
00:47:07It's super safe and
00:47:08completely organic.
00:47:09Wow, that's cool.
00:47:10Okay, let's put your gun
00:47:11around here and
00:47:12we'll give you a hand.
00:47:13Do they shoot them?
00:47:14Yes, they shoot them.
00:47:15It's symbolic.
00:47:16Goodbye to violence,
00:47:17hello to peace.
00:47:19When they're done,
00:47:20we'll take you to the rooftop.
00:47:21You'll like the stairs.
00:47:24Yes.
00:47:28Welcome to Babylon.
00:47:29Let me be your guide.
00:47:36Hello, brother.
00:47:37Hello.
00:47:38What's up?
00:47:41Hello?
00:47:57Wake up, my beautiful baby girl.
00:47:59It's now or never.
00:48:02My friends say you sleep
00:48:04like a sleepy puppy.
00:48:07What is this?
00:48:09Oh, man.
00:48:11No, no, no, no!
00:48:18Tell me that this is not true!
00:48:20Tell me that this is not true!
00:48:22Listen to me, you idiot, that's my car!
00:48:25Oh, well, excuse me, Mini Elvis,
00:48:27but I didn't expect anyone to park at my entrance.
00:48:30At your entrance?
00:48:32That's right, that's my entrance.
00:48:35Ah, how curious, when I got in, no one told me to get out.
00:48:39Well, actually, the entrance is mine.
00:48:42Hello, Nevada.
00:48:43But, look, when I come to the city, I use it.
00:48:48Well, I'm in the city now, and I'm using it.
00:48:51Well, keep it up, gentlemen, and I'll make sure
00:48:53none of you ever use my entrance again.
00:48:56I don't think they're talking about the hotel entrance.
00:48:58No, I don't think so.
00:48:59Satisfied? Well done.
00:49:01Is it my imagination, or does it look like...
00:49:03Yes, how strange.
00:49:04I don't like it.
00:49:05Nothing good.
00:49:06Strange, no, it's scary.
00:49:07Like a mirror in a horror house.
00:49:08I think you're in a double row, or rather, badly parked.
00:49:12I hope we don't get fined.
00:49:13Wow.
00:49:14It's not a joke, it's a joke.
00:49:15I don't understand, what's going on?
00:49:17What?
00:49:18What do you mean, what?
00:49:19No, you parked well.
00:49:20You can't imagine.
00:49:21Hello, how are you?
00:49:23Ah, what?
00:49:24He's Albuquerque, I'm Flagstaff.
00:49:26Hello, I'm Columbus.
00:49:28Ah, nice to meet you.
00:49:29Ah, he's Tallahassee, Wichita, and I think you already know Nevada.
00:49:33Yes, I know her.
00:49:34Calm down, cowboy.
00:49:35So, I'm very sorry about your ex-car.
00:49:37I think, as I usually mention, wait for the unexpected.
00:49:40It's one of my orders.
00:49:43Your orders?
00:49:44Yes, they're just guides to stay alive.
00:49:46I have a lot.
00:49:47Interesting.
00:49:48Yes, the first is teamwork.
00:49:49Teamwork, yes, that's smart.
00:49:51Ah, yes, thank you, I spent a lot of time thinking about it.
00:49:53I have rules, even if they're not so biblical.
00:49:55I love rules.
00:49:56Without rules, it becomes chaos.
00:49:59Columbus also has some good rules.
00:50:00It's true.
00:50:01Well, let's see, like what?
00:50:02I don't want to seem arrogant.
00:50:04No, show off, say it.
00:50:05Let me show off for him.
00:50:07Number one.
00:50:08Cardio.
00:50:09That's right.
00:50:10Yeah.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:12Hey, it's not to make fun of me, but cardiovascular health is a number 29,
00:50:16so it has 28 commandments that seem more important to him, right?
00:50:19Like, which is one of the best?
00:50:21Ah, number 12, right?
00:50:23The world is your bathroom.
00:50:24It means you can take it out wherever you want and take a bath.
00:50:27But taking it out wherever you want sounds a little rude.
00:50:30Taking it out is for us.
00:50:32Obviously, if you're a woman, you can reveal it.
00:50:34Whatever.
00:50:35I'm careful with bathrooms.
00:50:37I prefer to be cautious in them.
00:50:39Yes, but I don't want to compare or make it a competition.
00:50:41No, it's not a competition.
00:50:42But number 18 is stretching.
00:50:44Oh, sorry.
00:50:45Okay, I have warming.
00:50:46I'm telling you, it's not a competition, but commandment number 45 is, well, good manners.
00:50:51Not because this is the apocalypse.
00:50:52It has to be rude.
00:50:53Yes, don't be long-handed.
00:50:54Number 42.
00:50:55Do you have a solar filter?
00:50:56The shadow.
00:50:57The shadow.
00:50:58It's free everywhere.
00:50:59Well.
00:51:00Number two is to kill.
00:51:01Number five.
00:51:02Confirm the death.
00:51:03Confirm the death.
00:51:04Avoid parasites.
00:51:05You too?
00:51:06Sorry.
00:51:07Cyploc bag.
00:51:08Same thing.
00:51:09Other word.
00:51:10Yes.
00:51:11Yes, although I would avoid using the word Cyploc for not wanting to use brand names.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Wow.
00:51:14So why did you come back so soon?
00:51:15We were going to the Rockies, but those damn Bolts.
00:51:17Bolts?
00:51:18Yes.
00:51:19Yes, it refers to the zombies of the plains.
00:51:20They are harder than we are used to.
00:51:22It's for everything they have to run and hunt.
00:51:24So we call them Bolts, right?
00:51:26Like Usain?
00:51:27Like the Atlantic shit port.
00:51:28Oh, it makes sense.
00:51:29We call them T-800.
00:51:30Terminator.
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:32I love it.
00:51:33Really?
00:51:34Yes, it's my favorite movie.
00:51:35Well, number two.
00:51:36Yes, number two is my second favorite.
00:51:37And which is the first one?
00:51:38Oh, it's Fantasy.
00:51:39Anyway, the Bolts are running out of food, so they move east, and that's not good.
00:51:40You know what else is not good?
00:51:41That you killed the beast.
00:51:42Yes, well, let me call the Triple-A.
00:51:43I bet you they're going to come flying.
00:51:44That overhaul was starting to cut my circulation.
00:51:45Yes.
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00:52:40This is one thegreatest thingI'vee done.
00:52:47That's good.
00:52:52No existe el T-700.
00:52:54El 800 es el primer modelo.
00:52:55Me encanta que haya dos de ustedes.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:58Tiempo de malentonarse o callarse.
00:53:00Ese dicho es muy del 2009.
00:53:06Okay, son nuestros.
00:53:08No empiezan niños a hacer el trabajo de un hombre.
00:53:11Nosotros los trajimos, nosotros los matamos.
00:53:13Sí, ¿sabes qué? Disfrútalos.
00:53:15¿Tienes alguna palabra de seguridad por si se pone feo?
00:53:17Qué lindo.
00:53:18Vamos, Flash, que vean estos mensos cómo se hace.
00:53:20Claro, vamos, jefe.
00:53:22Hasta la vista, baby.
00:53:24Terminé todos. ¿Te acuerdas?
00:53:26¿Estás listo?
00:53:27Es muy cool.
00:53:29¡Sí!
00:53:31¡Tomen esto!
00:53:32¿También les parecen peculiarmente molestos?
00:53:35¿Peculiarmente?
00:53:36No.
00:53:39Pues no pinta bien para ellos.
00:53:40Ignoraron la regla 52.
00:53:42No temas pedir ayuda.
00:53:44Sí.
00:53:45¿Sí, jefe?
00:53:46Hoy entraste al equipo de superestrellas.
00:53:48Digo, es en serio.
00:53:49¡Qué trabajo tan increíble!
00:53:51¿Te lo imagino?
00:53:52O esos bolts están empeorando todos los días.
00:53:54No, se pasan de nefastos.
00:53:56Te tomé una foto en acción, la cual se va a ir directo al álbum.
00:53:59Te digo, esta foto va a estar buena.
00:54:01No ha dejado de subir de nivel.
00:54:02Y es así que vamos a seguir recorriendo las carreteras juntos.
00:54:05Estoy orgulloso de ti.
00:54:06Bueno, aprendí del mejor.
00:54:08Por favor, niño.
00:54:09Buen trabajo, Albuquerque.
00:54:10Gracias, gracias.
00:54:11Ya verán qué fotografía.
00:54:13Qué cool que te presté el sombrero.
00:54:15¿Querque?
00:54:16Sí.
00:54:17Creo que tienes algo en el brazo.
00:54:21¿Qué es eso?
00:54:23Ah, sí, eso es solo...
00:54:25Eso es un tatuaje.
00:54:28¿Cómo que tienes tatuada una mordida de zombie?
00:54:31No, es un tatuaje que me hice una noche en Bernalillo.
00:54:36Ya, cálmense todos.
00:54:38Tranquilos.
00:54:39Todo está bien.
00:54:41Nevada, ¿por qué no preparas uno de tus famosos...
00:54:47Caray, qué raro estuvo, ¿no?
00:54:49Sí.
00:54:50Okay, ya.
00:54:51Cálmense y vamos a beber unos tragos, ¿no?
00:54:54Para que así podamos...
00:54:57¡Vale!
00:54:59Ay, no, que asco.
00:55:00Perdonen.
00:55:02Está bien, son los nervios por la pelea.
00:55:04Solo...
00:55:06Oigan, creo que...
00:55:07Albuquerque podría estar infectado.
00:55:09¿Yo?
00:55:10¿Estoy infectado?
00:55:11A ti te mordieron dos veces.
00:55:13¡Flagstar!
00:55:14No, no, no, eso es mentira.
00:55:15Confía en mí, ¿okay?
00:55:16Confía en mí.
00:55:17Nunca me muerden.
00:55:18Sé que no te muerden, a mí tampoco.
00:55:19Somos escurridizos.
00:55:20¿Ves?
00:55:21Sí, ya sé. ¿Estás bien?
00:55:22Estoy bien, todo está bien, estoy bien.
00:55:23¿Sí? ¿Seguro?
00:55:24Estoy bien.
00:55:25Okay, okay, ¿ya oyeron? Está bien, está bien.
00:55:26No, no, está bien.
00:55:27No, no.
00:55:28¡Flagstar, empiezas a verte como un T-800!
00:55:30Un Terminator 2.
00:55:33¡No, no, no!
00:55:38¡Quítate, quítate!
00:55:39¡A un lado!
00:55:49¡Flagstar está rompiendo como diez mandamientos!
00:55:57¡Esto es por lo que le hiciste a la bestia!
00:56:01¡Perdón!
00:56:04¿Cómo vas?
00:56:05¡Mal! ¿Cómo vas tú?
00:56:06¡Mal!
00:56:08¡Perdón, Zapatos! ¡Perdón, Elvis!
00:56:16¡Mierda!
00:56:19¿Y ahora cómo vas?
00:56:20¡Igual de mal! ¿Quieres cambiar?
00:56:21¿Cambiar? ¿Y es el que me va a ayudar?
00:56:29¡Gracias! ¡Gracias!
00:56:39¡Ayúdenme! ¡Mátalo, mátalo, mátalo!
00:56:41¡Pero no quiero darte!
00:56:43¡No!
00:56:47¡Carajo!
00:56:48¡Arma, arma, arma!
00:56:49¡Arma!
00:56:50¡Carajo!
00:56:53¡Deja de disparar! ¡Yo puedo!
00:56:55Bueno, porque voy a recargar
00:57:04¡No golpes! ¡No golpes! ¡No golpes!
00:57:06¡Golpea!
00:57:09¡No, no, no! ¡A mí no!
00:57:11Hasta la vista, baby.
00:57:14Gracias. Muchas gracias.
00:57:17Eran unos idiotas.
00:57:20Buen trabajo.
00:57:21Gracias.
00:57:23¿Me prestas el sombrero?
00:57:24¡Oh, negativo!
00:57:26¿Muerte zombie del año?
00:57:29Perdón, no con la actuación que acaba de enviar
00:57:31Mateo Bianchi de Pisa, Italia.
00:57:33¡Ayudo! ¡Solo un turista! ¡Dispense el bis!
00:57:35¡Ayudo! ¡Conduen vampiris!
00:57:37¡Ayudo!
00:57:42¡Caso, fillo de butana!
00:57:47Sí, sí. Esa pisa.
00:57:59¡Bafangulo!
00:58:02¡Bravísimo, Mateo!
00:58:06¡Ah, Domingo! ¡Domingo, Domingo!
00:58:09Uy, muerte gorda y grande. Es un buen hombre. Con esa cosa seguro te vuelcas.
00:58:14Oye, ¿sabes qué? Creo que deberías decirle que venga.
00:58:18¿Qué? Creo que juntos hacen una buena pareja.
00:58:20Oigan, ¿qué es lo que les he estado diciendo?
00:58:22Quiero dejar equipaje, no cargar más.
00:58:24Sí.
00:58:25Además, no creo que quiera. No es de ese tipo.
00:58:31Cuídate mucho, estado del sol.
00:58:34Disculpenme.
00:58:39Sigue siendo peligrosa, Nevada.
00:58:48Ok, oigan, no se ofendan, pero mi hermana sigue allá afuera.
00:58:52Bueno.
00:58:53En la carretera.
00:58:55Oye, si de puro milagro no mueres, siempre hay un espacio en mi entrada, ¿sí?
00:59:03Más me vale vivir.
00:59:08Ok, volviste. Bien. Oye, ¿sabes conducir estas cosas?
00:59:12Voy a bajar esa cosa del auto para que ustedes se puedan subir.
00:59:17Gracias.
00:59:20Bueno, es un caballo grande. ¡Lo voy a domar!
00:59:34¿Qué hace?
00:59:39Se ve que ya le entendió.
00:59:40¡Carajo!
00:59:42No, creo que todavía no.
00:59:43¡Hijo de tu motorizada madre!
00:59:46¿Ya le entendí?
00:59:53¡Estúpido, estúpido, estúpido, estúpido!
00:59:57Deberías dejar una nota.
00:59:59Esa es tu especialidad.
01:00:02Yo no, yo ya no puedo.
01:00:05Sí, yo conduzco.
01:00:12Oye, ¿pero qué te pasa?
01:00:15Pues me desahogo.
01:00:21El equipo, el equipo siempre es primero. ¿Cómo pudo olvidarlo? Es un estúpido.
01:00:25Oye, si Flagstaff era tan cool, ¿dónde estabas tú?
01:00:28Hermosísima y linda, pero emocionalmente inaccesible ciudad de Kansas.
01:00:33No sé, tal vez se fue porque creyó que tenían una relación fortuita.
01:00:36O tal vez él estaba a punto de volver, con el pretexto de necesitar municiones y armas.
01:00:43¿Qué quieres decir?
01:00:45Eres lo bastante listo para entender lo...
01:00:48No es posible.
01:00:50Tiene que ser como broma.
01:00:52Sí, debe ser.
01:00:54¡Tiene que ser como broma!
01:00:55Sí, debe ser.
01:00:57¡Tiene que ser una broma!
01:00:59¡Tiene que ser una maldita broma! ¿Por qué carajo sigue viva?
01:01:02¡No tienen idea de cómo los extraña todo!
01:01:06No puede ser.
01:01:10¡Oye, los ojos al frente!
01:01:12¡Hola, anciano!
01:01:14¡Hay que juntarnos!
01:01:16No sabes qué raro encontrarte. La última vez que te vi eras un... eras un zombie.
01:01:19Ojalá. Fue la estúpida alergia a las nueces.
01:01:22¿Alergia a las nueces?
01:01:23Sí, creo que fue la mezcla selecta que me dio Wichita.
01:01:26Sí, ¿quién no sabe que la mezcla selecta trae nueces?
01:01:28¡Yo no! Creí que era vegana. Y quería decirles que era una reacción alérgica.
01:01:33Pero creyeron que iba a morderlos.
01:01:35Sí, bueno.
01:01:36¿Pero no te molestó la última vez?
01:01:39Gracias por disparar al aire.
01:01:41Solamente quería hacer que escaparas.
01:01:43No te vas a deshacer de mí así de fácil.
01:01:46Y ahí me quedé, escondida en el bosque.
01:01:48Cuando pensé, si antes vivía en una nevera, ¿por qué no en una nevera con ruedas?
01:01:53Ni que alegar contra esa lógica.
01:01:55Pero extrañaba esto.
01:01:58¿Eso fue sarcasmo?
01:01:59Fue.
01:02:06¿Por qué no nos vamos a una isla y ya?
01:02:08Esa es una buena idea.
01:02:10Porque ahí no había zombies, ¿no?
01:02:11Sí, por supuesto.
01:02:12Deberíamos irnos a Temptation Island.
01:02:15Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey.
01:02:17¿Qué?
01:02:18Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey.
01:02:20Los ojos al frente.
01:02:22¿Quieres que cambie el CD o algo?
01:02:24¿Es un reproductor de CDs?
01:02:26Sí, es de Portishead.
01:02:29¿Eso es Portishead?
01:02:30Sí. Dato curioso, antes creía que era Portishead.
01:02:33Hasta que los vi en un concierto y ella lo explicó.
01:02:36Yo creía que era Portishead.
01:02:37Sí, sí, también.
01:02:39Era obvio que Wichita y yo teníamos que estar juntos.
01:02:42Por eso el regreso de Madison no pudo ser más inoportuno.
01:02:45Claro que me daba gusto que no fuera un zombie.
01:02:47Pero ¿por qué no regresó a su nevera del centro comercial?
01:02:52Ey, ey, miren, miren, miren.
01:02:58Mira.
01:03:03Llegamos a Babylonia.
01:03:05Si notan más emoción de la normal en mi voz, es por dos cosas.
01:03:09Una, puede que hayamos alcanzado a Little Rock, ahora sí, en serio.
01:03:13Y dos, puede que hayamos encontrado un verdadero hogar permanente.
01:03:16Que eso es lo que siempre he querido.
01:03:19Babylonia.
01:03:20Amo esa canción.
01:03:22Está súper lindo este lugar.
01:03:29¿Qué pasó?
01:03:30¿Qué te pasa?
01:03:31Disfruta las cosas solas.
01:03:33¿Qué te pasa?
01:03:34Disfruta las cosas pequeñas.
01:03:35¿Mis maletas estaban ahí?
01:03:37No, no estaban.
01:03:38Las armas no entran.
01:03:39¿Qué?
01:03:41Ya empieza a gustarme este lugar. Tiene sentido del humor.
01:03:44Las armas no entran.
01:03:45No, no voy a dejar mis armas bajo ninguna circunstancia.
01:03:48Y punto, cariño.
01:03:49Entonces puedes irte olvidando de subir a Babylonia.
01:03:52¿O por qué no nos esperas en el auto?
01:03:57¿Quieres ver a Little Rock o no?
01:04:04No.
01:04:13Ahí está.
01:04:16Little Rock.
01:04:18Hola.
01:04:20Hola.
01:04:21¿Qué están haciendo aquí?
01:04:22Qué gusto me da que estés bien.
01:04:24No puedo creerlo.
01:04:26No, en serio, ¿qué están haciendo aquí?
01:04:28Oye, nosotras no nos dejamos.
01:04:30Ya sé, ya sé, perdón.
01:04:31¿Hacemos un pacto?
01:04:32¿No más notas?
01:04:33No más notas.
01:04:34¿Jamás?
01:04:35Jamás, sí.
01:04:36Para su información, no hay nada de sexo grupal.
01:04:38Ay, bueno, sí, vamos.
01:04:39No, no.
01:04:40Hola, Wichita.
01:04:41Tú debes ser Columbus y tú debes ser Tallahassee.
01:04:44¿Berkley?
01:04:45¿Eres de Berkley?
01:04:46¿Tú eres Berkley?
01:04:48¿No es loco que ambos seamos de Berkley?
01:04:51Les agradezco que vinieran a ver cómo estoy, creo.
01:04:54Pero tienen que entender que esta gente es pacífica y amigable y gentil.
01:04:58En serio, no creo que les vaya a gustar estar aquí.
01:05:00¡Ya fundieron nuestras estúpidas armas!
01:05:02¿De qué es de eso estaba hablando?
01:05:03Oigan, creo que hay que quedarnos.
01:05:06Tú no puedes votar.
01:05:07Claro que puedo votar.
01:05:08¿No has escuchado del sufrimiento femenino?
01:05:10¿No será sufragio?
01:05:12No, lindo.
01:05:13Ay, no.
01:05:14¿Y esta quién es?
01:05:15Soy Madison.
01:05:16Por favor, no lo vayas a decir.
01:05:17Esto te va a encantar.
01:05:18Por favor, no lo digas.
01:05:19Ella es la novia de Columbus.
01:05:20¡Oh, ya es oficial!
01:05:21Oye, en serio que no perdiste tu tiempo, ¿verdad?
01:05:23Muchas gracias por tu boda.
01:05:24Ay, ni lo menciones.
01:05:26Bueno, ahora voy a mi círculo de tambores.
01:05:28Ya me voy.
01:05:31Procedo.
01:05:40Al ver a Little Rock a salvo y rodeada de amigos de su propia edad,
01:05:43Tallahassee comprendió que su nido estaba vacío
01:05:46y empezó a escuchar el llamado del bisonte.
01:05:57Por favor, no pongas esa cara.
01:05:59Ya les había dicho que me voy.
01:06:01¿Y qué, te vas a ir así sin más?
01:06:04Ya es hora.
01:06:05Tengo que vivir mis propias aventuras.
01:06:08Little Rock está a salvo y...
01:06:11el lobo solitario debe cazar.
01:06:14¿A dónde vas a ir?
01:06:15La dirección es el destino, al oeste.
01:06:20El oeste es por allá.
01:06:22Sí, como sea.
01:06:24Como dice la canción del gran Phil Collins,
01:06:26si amas a alguien, déjalo libre.
01:06:29No fue Phil Collins.
01:06:30Sí, sí fue él.
01:06:31No, lo dijo alguien más.
01:06:32No, estoy seguro que fue él.
01:06:36Sí.
01:06:39No se me dan las despedidas, entonces...
01:06:41Sí, sí, pero no digas lo de la puerga.
01:06:43Lávenselo bien.
01:06:44Ok, ok.
01:06:45Esa no te la esperabas, ¿eh?
01:06:46Está mejor lo de la puerga, sí.
01:06:48Ja, ja, ja.
01:06:53Oye.
01:06:55No hagas nada que yo no haría.
01:06:58Me entendiste, ¿no?
01:06:59No, la verdad, no.
01:07:00¿No?
01:07:01No.
01:07:02Ok.
01:07:03En fin, los voy a extrañar.
01:07:13¡Nunca te voy a olvidar como te llames!
01:07:15Adiós, amigos.
01:07:16Estela Hassi, ya te había dicho.
01:07:17¡Caro, los vi!
01:07:19Es cierto.
01:07:42Híjole.
01:07:44¿Qué?
01:07:48T-800.
01:07:52Eso lo decide.
01:08:10¡Moto!
01:08:14Sí.
01:08:19Yo voy por ella.
01:08:20Disculpen.
01:08:21Sí, ya la tengo.
01:08:22Se supone que la tienes que patear.
01:08:24¿Ah, sí?
01:08:25¿No sabes jugar hacky sack?
01:08:26Creí que era como jugar al avión.
01:08:29¡Alamonte se volvió!
01:08:30¿En serio?
01:08:31Oigan.
01:08:32T-800.
01:08:33Todo un enjambre y vienen hacia acá.
01:08:35Esos fuegos artificiales son como una campana para venir a cenar.
01:08:38¡Paren los fuegos artificiales!
01:08:40¡Paren la música!
01:08:41¡Todos tienen que cerrar la boca!
01:08:42¡Cállense!
01:08:43¡Pregunta!
01:08:44¿Sí fundieron todas las armas?
01:08:47¿Sí?
01:08:48Así hicimos nuestros símbolos de paz.
01:08:49Ay, idiotas.
01:08:50¡Mis armas!
01:08:51Oye.
01:08:52Hello.
01:08:53Se me ocurre algo.
01:08:54Creo que tengo un plan.
01:08:55¿Cuál?
01:08:57Nah, no tengo nada.
01:08:58Solo escribo canciones.
01:08:59No, no.
01:09:00Solo transcribes canciones.
01:09:01Oye, Berkeley.
01:09:02¿Sí?
01:09:03Creo que no vamos a funcionar.
01:09:04Hasta los niños saben quién es Bob Dylan, maldito poser.
01:09:08No inventes.
01:09:09No te miento.
01:09:10Disfrute como loco este momento.
01:09:11¡Pero los zombies vienen en camino!
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14General de la Guerra Civil debe saber pelear.
01:09:17Claro.
01:09:18Contra la pobreza, el sexismo y la injusticia social.
01:09:21¿O podríamos huir?
01:09:22Ya me harté de huir.
01:09:23¿De qué nos sirve un hogar si no nos podemos quedar?
01:09:26¿Colombos?
01:09:27Sí, Thor.
01:09:29¿Me acabas de hacer llorar?
01:09:30No, no. Por favor, no.
01:09:31¡Qué emoción!
01:09:32Okay.
01:09:33Ya se me pasó.
01:09:34Como lo veo, solo podemos hacer una cosa.
01:09:36Sexo grupal.
01:09:37¿O no?
01:09:38No.
01:09:39Ah...
01:09:41Entonces vamos a pelear.
01:09:43Serás el primero al morir, pero me gusta tu entusiasmo.
01:09:46Puede que mueras.
01:09:47Sí, gracias por tu sacrificio.
01:09:51A ver todos, pongan atención.
01:09:53Nos superan uno a cien, pero no tienen lo que nosotros tenemos.
01:09:57¿Armas?
01:09:58No, no tenemos armas.
01:09:59Lo que tenemos es corazón, cerebro y también biodiesel.
01:10:03Vamos a prender a esos zombies como si fuera año nuevo.
01:10:06Y luego matamos a los rezagados.
01:10:08Lo que haremos será formar un embudo.
01:10:10Okay.
01:10:12Uno, dos, tres.
01:10:14Y luego limpiamos.
01:10:15Genial.
01:10:16Sí va a funcionar, ¿verdad?
01:10:17Tiene que.
01:10:28Rótelo.
01:10:29Cuidado.
01:10:30Okay, okay, ya.
01:10:35Sigue apretando.
01:10:36Sigue apretando.
01:10:37Sigue apretando.
01:10:38Sí.
01:10:51Ya no hay marcha atrás.
01:10:54Ya está.
01:10:55Muy bien.
01:10:56Sí.
01:10:57Eso es.
01:10:59Sí.
01:11:00No, va a funcionar.
01:11:03Ay, qué bonito.
01:11:04Eso significa que vienen los zombies.
01:11:06Oigan, ya vienen los zombies.
01:11:07Tiempo de envalentonarse o callarse.
01:11:09Necesitas una nueva.
01:11:11A dejar muertos tuertos.
01:11:13El hecho de que rimen no la vuelve una buena frase.
01:11:15¿Qué le pasa?
01:11:16No sé, a mí me gustan las que riman.
01:11:20Listo.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:37Los zombies, ya vienen.
01:11:38Ay, Dios.
01:11:39Cuidado, ya vienen, ya vienen, ya vienen.
01:11:41Puestos de batalla.
01:11:45Ya, préndalas.
01:12:01Rápido, rápido.
01:12:02Suban a lo seguro.
01:12:06Rápido.
01:12:18Ahí van.
01:12:30Sí, ya.
01:12:31Explota.
01:12:33Vamos.
01:12:34Este sería el momento ideal de explotar.
01:12:36No está funcionando.
01:12:37¡Demonios!
01:12:45Sí, funcionó.
01:12:46Sí, funcionó.
01:12:49Okay, bueno, ahora hay que matar a los rezagados.
01:12:55Ay, no.
01:12:56¿A todos esos los consideramos los rezagados?
01:12:58Ay, no.
01:12:59Ahí vienen más.
01:13:01¡Prepárense!
01:13:04¡No!
01:13:11¡Mátan a esos malditos muertos!
01:13:27Oigan, no quiero decirlo, pero creo que hasta aquí llegamos.
01:13:35Vengan acá.
01:13:36Los amo a todos.
01:13:37Yo los amo más.
01:13:38Nos fue bastante bien.
01:13:41Ay, qué feo.
01:13:42Se van a morir.
01:13:57¡Hey!
01:14:04¡Domingo, Domingo, Domingo!
01:14:06¡Gracias a Dios por los rednecks!
01:14:16¿Qué, te llevó?
01:14:17Oh, sí.
01:14:22¿Sus cinturones de seguridad?
01:14:23Sí, estoy en eso.
01:14:25Regla cuatro, listo.
01:14:26Tú también.
01:14:27Yo no soy un cobarde como Columbus.
01:14:28No es personal.
01:14:31¡Joder!
01:14:32No por nada tiene cinturones.
01:14:33¡Chem!
01:14:38Empiezo a sentir náuseas.
01:14:39¿Puedes abrir una ventana?
01:14:40No, no, olvídalo.
01:14:43Little Rock, baja la ventana, por favor.
01:14:44Si vomitas, todos vomitamos.
01:14:49Okay, okay.
01:14:51¿Te podías detener?
01:14:52Prefiero que me coman los zombies.
01:14:53Debe ser más cómodo.
01:14:59¡Carajo! ¡Cuidado!
01:15:00¡Más acelerada!
01:15:03¡Ah!
01:15:09¡Ay, por Dios! ¡Qué sexy eres!
01:15:11¡Puedes no decir sexy! ¡Ya tengo náuseas!
01:15:23¡Carajo! ¡Carajo!
01:15:24¡Viajando de la muerte gorda y grande!
01:15:26¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran!
01:15:28¡Les dije que era un riesgo de volcadura!
01:15:29¡Vámonos!
01:15:30¡Rápido! ¡Corran! ¡Corran!
01:15:32¡Ya vienen!
01:15:34¡Rápido! ¡Ahí vienen!
01:15:35¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran!
01:15:37¡Rápido! ¡Rápido!
01:15:38¡Ay! ¡Qué sexy!
01:15:41¡Carajo!
01:15:50¡Gracias! ¡Gracias!
01:15:51¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
01:15:52¡Ay, ahí vienen!
01:15:58¡Ya, ya, ya! ¡Corran! ¡Corran! ¡Corran!
01:16:03¡Corran!
01:16:07¡Ya no tengo balas!
01:16:08¡Ya, corran, corran! ¡Yo voy detrás!
01:16:12¡A sus posiciones! ¡Avisen al erudo! ¡Yo los entretengo!
01:16:18¡Aquí está su donkey, donkey idiotas!
01:16:37The story of Zombieland
01:16:44You can't write the story of Zombieland without telling the story of a memorable day.
01:16:50The day when a free man made the greatest sacrifice and paid his respects to the Blackfoot ancestors he had, or maybe he didn't have.
01:16:59The day that guided the first, the last, the only great leap of the zombies.
01:17:07Zombieland
01:17:29Zombie death of the year?
01:17:31Of the century.
01:17:32But there was a problem.
01:17:33Well, okay, two.
01:17:37Oh, no.
01:17:44Don't let go! There we go!
01:17:45Hold on!
01:17:47Help me! I'm falling!
01:17:49Guys! Help me!
01:17:51Okay, but what do we do?
01:17:52Throw something at them!
01:17:53Of course, of course. Oh, I know, I know. I'm sorry.
01:17:56What? You gave me the balls with a hacky sack!
01:17:58I didn't want to!
01:17:59I'm about to let go! I'm going to fall!
01:18:03No! No!
01:18:08Zombieland
01:18:18Long live the king.
01:18:22Hey! I'm still here!
01:18:24Oh, yes, sorry, sorry. Give me your hand, give me your hand.
01:18:26You know that the foot...
01:18:27Damn you, Columbus!
01:18:29Stretch your thumb, stretch your thumb.
01:18:31That's it, that's it.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Almost, almost, almost. I got it, I got it.
01:18:36Calm down, calm down.
01:18:40Are you okay?
01:18:41Yes.
01:18:42That was incredible.
01:18:49You didn't burn the gun?
01:18:50I wasn't going to give them my favorite Christmas gift.
01:18:52Why didn't you take it out before?
01:18:54I forgot I had it with me. I smoked a lot of weed.
01:18:58From such a stick, such a splinter.
01:19:02Yes.
01:19:03Yes.
01:19:04Yes? Oh, yes, yes.
01:19:07Yes, yes.
01:19:09Yes, yes, yes.
01:19:10Yes.
01:19:11Yes?
01:19:12Yes.
01:19:13Really?
01:19:15But what made you change your mind?
01:19:17Be it Zombieland or not, we were born to be together.
01:19:23So that means this is for her.
01:19:29Cool.
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:35Okay.
01:19:36Ready?
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:38Okay.
01:19:39On your knees.
01:19:40Okay.
01:19:42Which hand?
01:19:43This one.
01:19:44Here we go.
01:19:51Come here.
01:19:56Well done.
01:19:57Well done.
01:19:59I'm going to deliver that piece of shit to the altar.
01:20:02I'm glad you didn't die.
01:20:05Washoe County.
01:20:08What?
01:20:09Washoe County, Nevada.
01:20:11Oh, Reno.
01:20:13The smallest city in the world.
01:20:22Great.
01:20:24Oh, oh, oh.
01:20:25It can't be.
01:20:31Omero, that's a long fall.
01:20:34Very good.
01:20:35Let's celebrate.
01:20:36Come on.
01:20:53The Cadillac 55 Freedgood Series 62 Elvis Presley.
01:20:58All the beauties in my body feel like they're in a race.
01:21:03Where to?
01:21:04How about the house?
01:21:06The house?
01:21:07Yes.
01:21:08Good idea.
01:21:10But where is it?
01:21:12I think we're there.
01:21:15Why?
01:21:16Because we're going to the house.
01:21:18The house?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:20I think we're there.
01:21:22Because if the adventures taught us something, it's about the house.
01:21:26Wichita didn't have to be afraid, and I didn't have to keep looking for it.
01:21:30Because the house isn't a place.
01:21:32It's the people you're with.
01:21:34I think your home is your family.
01:21:36And my family is the best.
01:21:38Until next time.
01:21:39This is Columbus, Ohio.
01:21:40And on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock, Reno and Tallahassee, I say...
01:21:44Hasta la vista, baby.
01:21:47That was for you, Flagstaff.
01:22:07Yes, sorry.
01:22:08Another thing.
01:22:09I still feel guilty for what Nevada said.
01:22:11About...
01:22:12Murallar, right?
01:22:13You know who?
01:22:14Yes, it was my fault.
01:22:15I filled the best comedian of our generation with holes.
01:22:17But I'd love to make it up to you.
01:22:19And for that, we have to go back to 2009.
01:22:25Welcome to the presentation of Garfield 3, Pansafelina.
01:22:28You'll all have five minutes.
01:22:30Please, your questions are about the movie and not about the subject.
01:22:33The idea of a trilogy, one as...
01:22:35One as an artist.
01:22:36Think about the big ones.
01:22:38The Godfather.
01:22:40Uh...
01:22:41Mortal Weapon.
01:22:42But the question is, why the hell Garfield 3?
01:22:45And will this stay with us?
01:22:47Yes.
01:22:48Drugs are very expensive.
01:22:50In fact, as an actor,
01:22:51tell us how many of your nine lives you still have.
01:22:54Well, I already did three of these, three of Garfield.
01:22:57So there are six left.
01:22:58The essence of Garfield, I think...
01:23:00Yes.
01:23:01Uh, is the ball of hair.
01:23:03I told you, I knew you were going to touch that subject.
01:23:05Can you spit a ball of hair on me?
01:23:09Don't you want to spit the ball of hair to move on to something else?
01:23:11No.
01:23:12Can you try to spit a ball of hair?
01:23:14Please.
01:23:18Do it.
01:23:24I know.
01:23:25What if I do it with you, okay?
01:23:26Okay, let's see.
01:23:27It almost comes out.
01:23:28And we take a selfie together.
01:23:31That's it, that's it.
01:23:35Are you okay?
01:23:37It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:23:38Can you bring me a wet towel, Sal?
01:23:40Or can you take him to his room, please?
01:23:42It can't be.
01:23:48I'm your fan, Mr. Rocker.
01:23:51Well, Tim, let's go.
01:23:53Someone brings me my car, I'm leaving.
01:23:55I've never seen Rocker so rude.
01:23:57Yes, like crazy.
01:23:58How do you feel?
01:23:59Just against the world, and I think so.
01:24:11Sorry.
01:24:19Yeah.
01:24:29Bill Murray, we love your movies.
01:24:30Help me!
01:24:34I'm not afraid of ghosts.
01:24:40What's up? How are you, miss?
01:24:45I hate Mondays.
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01:25:00I hate Mondays.
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