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00:00Ah
00:05Yeah, she couldn't notice kind of she can't walk in she can't
00:12Must touch it or you can I touch our this
00:17Nondescript, I'm okay. No, she's not good. Yes. Yeah, I'm out. You don't call condo. I get all dice under
00:22I
00:28Can do to Yamaguchi to his Mario
00:33Titanic Yamaguchi, I think I got the night in this kid. Oh, so good. It must be money. They call you news. Go. They must have to be
00:39Because I
00:42Free Kome Sagi, you'll say you muck up there. It's niche case. That's what you're at the muster
00:48I guess you're gonna be my Hikakin. Good idea
00:52Yeah
00:54I don't use you
00:57Do you think of it? Oh my god, I don't call condo. I'll get it back. Oh my god. I don't know. It's kind of a party show
01:02Don't worry, man. I don't call you Kim. I'm sorry
01:05Then come get nothing. Yeah, buddy. Don't go back. You know, it's kind of a much. I don't know
01:10Come on, man. I'm sorry. No, I don't call you Kim. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, no, she don't not say
01:14Hey, I'm on the shoe. Call me. No, I'm not gonna let you have a tiny high. Okay. I'm gonna have to cut a boy. Oh, no
01:21I'm gonna have to cut a boy. Oh, no
01:24Yes
01:27Do you know what I'm gonna go? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
01:29I am a Koji Kim. I'll go to you
01:44You
01:55It boy amount you are Jimotoshimane demo
01:58Don't escape me. I'm not John. Oh, that's it. Oh my god. That's it. I mean, that's what I'm gonna do
02:05I'm gonna kick you
02:07I
02:37Could sit down I'll talk on the ice
02:39That's coming
02:49Okay, you're gonna put it in a couple of them. Oh, yeah, so I'm gonna hide in gay kind of honey. Come here, Oji
02:56I know
02:58I know you're gonna ask
03:01What are you doing?
03:03Yeah, I'm gonna get a nice young tea. Oh, my son Marcy. Hi. So no good. I didn't know you had to go
03:08Oh, my son Marcy. So gap gap. I'm coming up to God. What are you?
03:15But I'm in John
03:18I'm gonna see my son
03:20Okay, I'm sorry. I'm a chica. Don't do it. It's not a choco. Hey, I get it. Oh, no
03:27Just I know
03:32I'm not gonna put a little bit of it. That's
03:39Why you don't come home it shy you are just a freak. I think that's
03:49Zendayi, so much. I could try and take it to the car. Oh my god, you can't
03:58Paper Kuraiva Yamaguchi, so it's all good. I got to hold on the whole guy
04:04He
04:07Met Jack Chai, I'm modest car. That's coming. I got a gun. Yeah, it's near
04:12Yeah, I know honey. Come on, Jesse. There are more Puck Liam. Oh, yeah, I'm a Yamaguchi. I can't get in kind of a new kind of
04:18I
04:48Think I just don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it
04:58No more gay ninkai no Nitori manzai to I don't get it. Yeah, that's the one. I think that's
05:06Yamano Koji Kimimaro this tempo, I don't you know, you know, so that's all I'm
05:13I
05:43Don't know
05:46Kano BGR day, I don't know
05:51Yamano Koji Kimimaro this
05:54What's the Yamano Koji Kimimaro?
05:59Yeah, I'm out you can't eat it. It's called so shocker
06:03That's me. No cookie. What do I get? Oh, I are chuck easy
06:13You
06:28My own community a short on it
06:31I don't know
06:33Make that's good show me. I don't know if I'm telling you don't go
06:36There for you. They're some week. I don't know if I keep a crew meet. I know
06:40It's
07:10I
07:40What do you mean?
07:42I mean, when your face is like...
07:44What do you mean?
07:46When your face is like...
07:48I don't know if I should do that.
07:50I don't know if I should do that.
07:52But you should smile.
07:54Because it's really rude.
07:56Yes.
07:58Yes, yes, yes.
08:00You should smile like a neighbor.
08:02You should smile like a neighbor.
08:04You can run after him.
08:06Especially you.
08:08You're having a hard time, aren't you?
08:10Isn't it too hot?
08:12Maybe I should take it off.
08:14Maybe I should take it off.
08:18I just thought it's dangerous.
08:20Why don't you wear thick clothes?
08:22Why don't you wear thick clothes?
08:24I thought it's okay.
08:26I thought it's okay.
08:28The third secret is
08:30The third secret is
08:32the story of 40 years.
08:34When I was in love with my husband,
08:36I don't need anything.
08:40As long as you're with me, that's all I need.
08:44I don't need anything!
08:48I want anything! I don't need you!
09:06I don't need anything!
09:37It's been 40 years since then.
09:40The difference between when you met your wife and now.
09:44She used to give me lunch every morning.
09:47What does she give you now?
09:48It's been 40 years since then.
09:49All she gives me is a trash bag.
09:51That's great!
09:53That's amazing!
09:54He's got the brains of a woman.
09:55She used to give me lunch every morning.
09:58What does she give me now?
09:59A trash bag full of XXX.
10:01A trash bag full of XXX.
10:02It's been 40 years since then.
10:04How about a kiss?
10:05Oh, a kiss.
10:06She gives me a kiss.
10:07Oh, I see.
10:09By the way, there are some things that you can't do unless it's real.
10:12What do you do when you're with your wife and now?
10:17We kiss in the bathroom.
10:20How about in the past?
10:21In the past, we kissed outside.
10:24We kissed outside.
10:28When we were dating, we kissed outside without caring about people's eyes.
10:32We kissed outside.
10:33We kissed outside.
10:34We kissed outside.
10:35We kissed outside.
10:38That's good.
10:39That's good.
10:40I think it's better to experience it in person.
10:42We kissed outside.
10:43Isn't that a little different?
10:45It's true.
10:46We laughed at each other's lunches.
10:48That's not normal.
10:50That's the system.
10:51When we get home, we realize that we don't have to kiss in the bathroom.
10:55We realize that on the train home.
10:58Don't you realize that?
10:59We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:01We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:02We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:03We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:04We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:05We laugh at each other's lunches.
11:07It hasn't been 40 years, has it?
11:09No, it hasn't.
11:10How long have you been married?
11:11It's been 5 or 6 years.
11:12It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
11:15I'm not good at lying.
11:17What does your wife like to cook?
11:20Cooking.
11:21She seems to be good at cooking.
11:22She used to cook for me.
11:23Curry rice.
11:25Newlyweds.
11:26Newlyweds.
11:27How about now?
11:29I like to cook for my son.
11:32That's good.
11:33That's good.
11:34I like to cook for my son.
11:35You like to cook for your son?
11:36I like to cook for my son.
11:38He cooks for me.
11:40You cook for him because you have a son.
11:41Wow.
11:42You used to cook for your son.
11:47It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
11:48Now, you cook for your son.
11:56I used to cook for my son when we were newlyweds.
12:01Now, I cook for my son when we are newlyweds.
12:03That's normal.
12:05I cook for my son when we are newlyweds.
12:08I cook for my son when we are newlyweds.
12:11When you were confused,
12:12there was a time when dinosaurs were running around.
12:15It's been 3,000 years since then.
12:16There is not a single dinosaur.
12:19It's just a fact.
12:20I just want to know how many years it's been since then.
12:22There is not a single dinosaur.
12:23It's been 3,000 years since then.
12:25There is not a single dinosaur.
12:28That's true.
12:29You can go to my house.
12:30There is a really scary dinosaur in my house.
12:33You can go to my house.
12:35I trust you.
12:36I trust you.
12:37This is an ad-lib.
12:38The last one is...
12:39The last one is a usual ending.
12:41The last one is a usual ending.
12:42The last one.
12:43You don't have a last one, do you?
12:44No, I don't.
12:45What are you wearing?
12:46I'm wearing boxer pants.
12:48The last one is the end.
12:51Then, I'll go with...
12:52The last one is the end.
12:55That's not it.
12:56It starts with the end.
12:57It starts with the end.
12:58It ends with the end.
12:59It ends with the end.
13:00This is the life.
13:01This is the life.
13:02Boxer pants.
13:03Boxer pants.
13:04What's the point?
13:05What's the point?
13:06You didn't say you were wearing it.
13:07You didn't say you were wearing it.
13:08Let's call the guests and see.
13:09Let's call the guests and see.
13:11Now,
13:12the guests of the 20-year-old middle school girls
13:13who know nothing about the studio
13:16are on standby.
13:18Before they watch the ad,
13:20if you like Yamauchi,
13:21please press the button.
13:23Okay.
13:27Two out of 20.
13:30That's a big problem.
13:31That's a big problem.
13:32It's a big problem.
13:34I don't hate him that much.
13:35Let's ask.
13:37If you don't like him,
13:38please press the button.
13:40I don't hate him that much.
13:44Five.
13:45Five.
13:46It's getting better.
13:47It's getting better.
13:49It's amazing, isn't it?
13:50It's amazing.
13:52It's amazing.
13:53When it says all humans.
13:54Yamauchi will do his best
13:56so that everyone will like him,
13:57so please enjoy.
13:58Yes, please.
14:02Yamauchi,
14:03thank you very much.
14:17Very good.
14:17The two swordsmen of the comedy world,
14:20Manzai and...
14:23He's laughing.
14:24That's good.
14:26He's laughing.
14:30I'm Yamauchi, and I'll be doing it with my face.
14:33Nice to meet you.
14:35I forgot.
14:36I forgot.
14:37I forgot.
14:38Today, it's very cold.
14:42It's very cold, and I'm wearing thick clothes from home.
14:47As you can see, I'm wearing thick clothes.
14:51My face is thicker.
14:54That's rude.
14:56That's rude.
14:57That's rude.
14:59You could wear thicker clothes.
15:02Especially you and you.
15:04That's rude.
15:07I'm getting married.
15:10I'm glad I'm getting married.
15:14My wife gave me a lunch box full of love every morning.
15:19It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
15:21That's shallow.
15:22That's shallow.
15:23That's shallow.
15:24Now, my wife gives me a garbage bag full of garbage every morning.
15:29A garbage bag full of garbage.
15:32When I was newlyweds, I kissed my wife in the park without caring about her.
15:38I don't like that.
15:39It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
15:415 or 6 years is shallow.
15:43Now, I kiss my wife in the bathroom without caring about her.
15:47That's good.
15:48What do you mean?
15:49What do you mean?
15:51When I was newlyweds, the food was different from now.
15:56When I was newlyweds, my wife made me curry rice.
16:01It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
16:04Now, I cook curry rice.
16:06That's good.
16:07That's good.
16:10That's good.
16:12It's been 5 or 6 years since then.
16:14When there were dinosaurs, many dinosaurs ruled the world.
16:20It's been 3,000 years since then.
16:22Now, there is not a single dinosaur.
16:25That's right.
16:27Have you ever seen it?
16:29Now, there is not a single dinosaur.
16:31He is a professor of archaeology.
16:33However, there is only one dinosaur in my house.
16:39Scary.
16:42I thought it was a girl.
16:46Gao.
16:47I thought it was a girl.
16:49Gao.
16:50I thought it was a girl.
16:51Gao.
16:52I want to laugh.
16:53I want to laugh.
16:54He starts with shoe onions.
16:55He starts with shoe onions.
16:57He ends with shoe onions.
16:58However, I'm still a boxer.
17:01I'm still a boxer.
17:04I think so.
17:06Yes, you are.
17:07But you and you are done!
17:13But I'm still in boxer pants!
17:16What about the dinosaur?
17:18There's not a single dinosaur left!
17:21I get it. I'm starting to get it.
17:24I want to be like all of you.
17:30Now it's over!
17:33Thank you very much.
17:38That was rude!
17:41I'm sorry.
17:43I thought I was the only one who did it.
17:46I was scared.
17:48There were five people who didn't like it.
17:51But there were some people who liked it.
17:55So if you liked it, please press the like button.
18:00If you liked it, please press the like button.
18:07Free streaming on TVer!
18:10There's not a single dinosaur left!
18:12Please press the like button!
18:14If you liked it, please press the like button!
18:20If you liked it, please press the like button!
18:27If you liked it, please press the like button!
18:30If you liked me, I'd do anything for you.
18:35How many people said they didn't like it?
18:38As long as this number goes down.
18:41If you didn't like it, please press the like button!
18:43Go down!
18:45If you didn't like it, please press the like button!
18:4811!
18:49It's going up!
18:51It's crazy!
18:53I'm laughing, but more than half of the people said they didn't like me.
18:59If you do this kind of stuff, people will hate you.
19:03It's like thick makeup.
19:05There are people who don't like it.
19:07I was thinking about what to do for the elderly,
19:11but when I came out, I thought I wasn't that old.
19:13I thought I had to change the story.
19:16I'm younger than I thought.
19:19I don't know that either.
19:21It's different from that death video.
19:24I can only say this.
19:27It's noisy.