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00:00The second half of the match between the partners who never say peace again!
00:06This time, we have come to Mamatart and Gakutensoft.
00:09Nice to meet you.
00:10Nice to meet you, too.
00:11Do you have any gratitude for your partner?
00:14From my partner?
00:15No, I don't.
00:17Is that so?
00:18In the first place, I'm the one who makes the jokes.
00:23I don't know how to put it, but he just remembers them.
00:28Is that how you say it?
00:30I don't have any gratitude.
00:31I make jokes by myself at home.
00:33And I send them to him on LINE.
00:36And he says,
00:37I got it.
00:40First of all, thank you for making the jokes.
00:43How about you, Mamatart?
00:44When I make jokes, Otsuriman asks me,
00:52What do you mean by that?
00:54How do you do that?
00:55And Otsuriman says,
00:57I want you to do this kind of movement.
01:00That's it?
01:01And I say,
01:02Well, that's fine.
01:04I understand.
01:06He doesn't know what's funny.
01:08So when he's done,
01:09I say,
01:10That's not funny.
01:12He said,
01:13That's not funny.
01:14That's not funny.
01:16It's because there's a joke that makes the jokes funny.
01:20And in tonight's mischief,
01:22he even wrote a joke,
01:24but he has no gratitude for the joke.
01:27So,
01:28he verified what would happen if he didn't say a joke
01:31to a joke that he doesn't know anything about.
01:35And then,
01:36What?
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39Why did you write a joke?
01:40Don't change your mind when he says that.
01:42Hey, you.
01:43That's right.
01:44It's weird to do that in a shrine.
01:45Be proud of your jokes.
01:47That's not what I meant.
01:49He's at the limit of his expectations.
01:52Mr. Ueda,
01:53Thank you for your jokes.
01:55Queen's number.
01:59Last year's champion,
02:01Gakuten Soku.
02:04So,
02:05what do you think would happen if you didn't say a joke?
02:07Well,
02:08I would say,
02:09What?
02:11No, no, no.
02:12I would say meaningless words.
02:16I wouldn't move forward or back.
02:18I would just stand still and say,
02:20What?
02:22No, no, no.
02:23I would say only meaningless words.
02:25Please tell us the story of your marriage.
02:27It was a wedding.
02:28My partner did something,
02:30and I hit him.
02:32I said,
02:33It's funny.
02:34Then,
02:35he said,
02:36You must be angry.
02:38I said,
02:39No, I want to make you happy.
02:41That's the story of our marriage.
02:43I see.
02:44So, you are serious.
02:45Yes.
02:47They met Yojo,
02:48who is said to be a special edition of Kanburi program.
02:51The verification begins.
02:55What would happen if Yojo didn't say a joke?
03:00Hello.
03:01Hello.
03:06Let's get started.
03:07In the future,
03:08if you can get married,
03:10I have a question.
03:11What?
03:12If I can get married,
03:13No, no, no.
03:14If I can get married,
03:15No, no, no.
03:16I'm done.
03:17Why?
03:18Why do you say such a bad thing?
03:19I'm 43 years old.
03:2043 years old.
03:21I have no marriage history.
03:22No.
03:23I'm an idol nerd.
03:24Yes.
03:25My hobby is playing crane games.
03:26I'm done.
03:27I'm done.
03:30After three minutes,
03:32they go home.
03:35Do you have something to show me?
03:37You are like a child.
03:39Leave it to me.
03:41Are you sure?
03:42I'll show you my special skill.
03:45Do you have any special skill?
03:47I can play air guitar.
03:48What's that?
03:49Air.
03:50Like air guitar?
03:51Air guitar?
03:56I can't see it because I don't know the answer.
03:59I don't know what you are doing.
04:02Have you ever seen it?
04:07Here you are.
04:08You are funny.
04:10You are as quiet as a car.
04:12I'll make your wife angry.
04:14I want to make her happy.
04:18I'll make your wife angry.
04:20I want to make her happy.
04:22You want to make her happy?
04:23Yes.
04:24I see.
04:25I want to make her happy.
04:26I see.
04:28I want to go on a trip with you.
04:32I want to go on a trip with you.
04:34You want to go on a trip by yourself?
04:36It's a wedding.
04:38I don't want to go on a trip suddenly.
04:39I don't know why I want to go on a trip suddenly.
04:41I want to make you happy at the wedding.
04:43I see.
04:44I'm your senior at the wedding.
04:48I have a lot of things I want you to do.
04:53What are you talking about?
04:54I want to make you happy at the wedding.
04:58I want you to do a lot of housework.
05:00I'm talking about the wedding.
05:02Why are you talking about housework?
05:04I want to make you happy at the wedding.
05:06At the wedding?
05:07What should I do?
05:11I'll call someone as a surprise.
05:16I'll call Takanohana's son.
05:18I'll call him and say,
05:19I'm here.
05:20I'll call him and say,
05:21I'm here.
05:23I'll say,
05:24I'm Takanohana's son.
05:26If he does this,
05:27his wife will cry.
05:29So you want to make him happy.
05:32You want to make your wife happy.
05:34I want to make her happy.
05:37Why is that strange?
05:39That's what you said.
05:43I want to make you happy.
05:44You want to make her happy.
05:46I don't want to make you happy.
05:48Then I'll give you some advice.
05:50Advice?
05:51So that you can get married.
05:54I'll ask you that later.
05:57I'll ask you that later.
06:00I'll ask you that later.
06:01Later?
06:02Advice?
06:03It doesn't matter now.
06:04I want to get away from the wedding.
06:08If it's after the wedding,
06:09there will be a lot of episodes.
06:13How should I make you happy at the wedding?
06:17That's the problem.
06:19How about air kendo?
06:23Why?
06:24Air kendo.
06:25No, no, no.
06:27You said,
06:28leave it to me.
06:30I'll leave it to you.
06:31Then I'll do air kendo.
06:35I'll do air kendo.
06:36Air kendo.
06:37I'll do air kendo.
06:44You're doing your best.
06:47If you do this,
06:49your wife will be angry.
06:51Then I want to make her happy.
06:53I want to make her happy, but...
06:59I want to make her happy.
07:02What do you mean?
07:03I want to make her happy.
07:06What's your purpose?
07:10My purpose?
07:11I want to make her happy.
07:13I said, leave it to me.
07:15I want to leave it to you.
07:18You said, leave it to me.
07:20I want to leave it to you.
07:22Wedding venues are expensive.
07:26What?
07:27The floor is expensive.
07:29It's not expensive on the outside.
07:31It's not about the price.
07:33It's not about the price.
07:34Floor?
07:35It's expensive.
07:36It's expensive, so...
07:38Outside.
07:39Outside?
07:41From the top.
07:43From the window.
07:45It's like a parachute.
07:51It's funny.
07:53You?
07:54I'll do it.
07:59If you do this,
08:00your wife will be angry.
08:02Then I want to make her happy.
08:04I want to make her happy, but...
08:08Don't make a good face.
08:11What?
08:12How many times?
08:16I don't know.
08:18It's practical.
08:20Let's go to the bingo tournament.
08:22Let's go.
08:24Let's go.
08:26I'll give you 2 million yen.
08:28I'll give you 2 million yen.
08:30I'll give you 2 million yen.
08:32If you do this,
08:34your wife will be angry.
08:36I want to make her happy.
08:38I want to make her happy.
08:44It's not good to make her angry.
08:48I want to make her happy.
08:50You've done a lot.
08:52Let's end it here.
08:56He's at his limit.
08:58He gives a signal to Okada
09:00to end the show.
09:04I'll do everything.
09:06I'll do everything.
09:08I'll give you all my money.
09:10Can you do this?
09:12You'll be happy with that.
09:18That's good.
09:20That's a good face.
09:24That's too much.
09:26What?
09:28That's a weird signal.
09:30I'll do it.
09:32No, no, no.
09:34You're not good at this.
09:36I can do it.
09:38He told them that they have a commentary.
09:40They move to another room
09:42and tell their story.
09:50That was Gakuten Soku.
10:04The show is over.
10:08It was a long show.
10:10Really?
10:12It was a long show.
10:14Why?
10:16I don't usually do this kind of show.
10:18Did you do it with an ad-lib?
10:20Why did you do it with an ad-lib?
10:22What?
10:24Wait a minute.
10:26What do you mean?
10:28What do you mean?
10:30It didn't end.
10:32I thought I had to do it with an ad-lib.
10:34It didn't end?
10:36It didn't end.
10:38I said,
10:40I'm going to make my wife angry.
10:42I said,
10:44It's over.
10:46I didn't say it.
10:48If you said it, it would have ended.
10:50I didn't say it.
10:52If you didn't say it,
10:54it would have continued.
10:56I didn't say it.
10:58I didn't say it.
11:00Wait a minute.
11:02If you didn't say it,
11:04it would have continued.
11:06Let's be grateful.
11:08I didn't say it.
11:10Let's be grateful.
11:12Let's be grateful.
11:14If you don't say it,
11:16it will happen again.
11:18I don't want it to happen again.
11:20You always say thank you.
11:22You always say thank you.
11:24Thank you for letting me finish with MOEWA.
11:26Thank you for letting me finish with MOEWA.
11:28Did you finally notice?
11:32That's what I mean.
11:34What do you mean?
11:36I was not grateful enough.
11:38I was not grateful enough.
11:40I was not grateful enough.
11:42That's why I made 10 million yen.
11:44That's a bad way to say that.
11:46That's a bad way to say that.
11:48That's because I said MOEWA.
11:50MOEWA doesn't mean 10 million.
11:52That's not true.
11:54That's possible in the future.
11:56That's not possible in the future.
11:58That's not possible in the future.
12:00That's why I said MOEWA.
12:02That's why I said MOEWA.
12:04That's good.
12:06How did you feel?
12:08It was so cute.
12:10My dog wanted to get a snack.
12:12My dog wanted to get a snack.
12:14It was so cute.
12:16It was so cute.
12:18I think it was good for your face.
12:20We have to admit it was good.
12:22I tried to make a joke, but he made it funny.
12:24I tried to make a joke, but he made it funny.
12:26I'm going to tell you everything after the ceremony.
12:28I'm going to tell you everything after the ceremony.
12:34How did you feel when I said MOEWA?
12:36How did you feel when I said MOEWA?
12:38I was watching Yojo.
12:40I was watching Yojo.
12:42I wondered whether you could resist the attack.
12:44I wondered whether you could resist the attack.
12:46I bet the whole house on this.
12:48It's all Mara-san's fault.
12:50That's...
12:52That's...
12:54It can't be helped.
12:56It's possible.
12:58I only know the reason why I didn't like it.
13:00Please tell us the next story.
13:02The two of us go to Hatsumode.
13:04At the end,
13:06we go through the gate
13:08like an intruder
13:10in a company's TikTok.
13:12We say,
13:14Is it a TikTok of an intruder
13:16in a company's TikTok.
13:18We don't say anything.
13:20Otsuruhiman
13:22sometimes says,
13:24Moewa!
13:26That's not true.
13:28That's a hell of a line.
13:32Mamataro and Otsuruhiman
13:34What happens if you don't say anything?
13:36Hello!
13:42Hello!
13:44Nice to meet you.
13:48It's New Year's Day.
13:50I'd like to go to Hatsumode.
13:52I'd like to go to Hatsumode.
13:54Let's practice going to Hatsumode together.
13:56Thank you very much.
13:58There's a gate.
14:00Do you know how to go through the gate?
14:02I forgot how to go through the gate.
14:04First, at 2 o'clock,
14:0645 degrees.
14:08At 10 o'clock, 45 degrees.
14:10I run through it with my ankle.
14:12If you run through the gate,
14:14you'll die.
14:16That's scary.
14:18How did you know that?
14:20How did you notice that?
14:22Himawari is nervous.
14:26She's very nervous.
14:28Now, let's go down the house.
14:32Don't say it directly.
14:34Road, road, road, road.
14:36What?
14:44This bell is attached to the shrine.
14:52The bell is attached to the shrine.
14:54Finally,
14:56I'll teach you how to go home.
14:58I'll teach you how to go home.
15:00What?
15:06Why did you do that?
15:08It's like TikTok.
15:14Hey, come back here.
15:16Come back here.
15:18The shrine is noisy.
15:20Come back here.
15:22What?
15:24When I think of the bell,
15:26When I think of the bell,
15:28when I think of the bell...
15:30When I think of the bell,
15:32when I think of the bell,
15:34it's a firefly.
15:36What?
15:40Why did you talk like that?
15:42What?
15:46What?
15:48We live in the same world.
15:50Why did you talk like that?
15:52I thought it was a dongle, but it's a kihara.
15:55No way!
15:56I thought it was a dongle, but it's a kihara.
16:00You shouldn't say it like that.
16:02I see.
16:03I see.
16:04I see.
16:05Then, I'll continue.
16:07Continue?
16:08Yes, continue.
16:09I'll continue.
16:10Okay.
16:11You shouldn't say it like that.
16:12It's a punishment.
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19:36Don't worry, sir. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's all nice. Okay
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20:19Koyan and Otsuruhiman are...
20:25Otsuruhiman and Mamataru who didn't finish Manzai are going to tell a story.
20:35I have a little different promise.
20:39Yes, promise.
20:40Yes.
20:41How many minutes did you sleep?
20:443 minutes.
20:45I felt like you slept a little more than 3 minutes.
20:47What do you mean?
20:49You didn't sleep more than 3 minutes.
20:50I did.
20:51What are you talking about?
20:52Because I didn't finish Manzai.
20:54No, you two didn't finish Manzai.
20:56No, no.
20:57I did Manzai.
20:59Wait, I don't understand.
21:03I'm sorry.
21:04It's not enough.
21:08You're such a small fish.
21:10That's not true.
21:12Why did you say that?
21:14Because you didn't finish Manzai.
21:16At the end, I went out and took off my sleeves.
21:19You said something after that.
21:21You said, if you think it's a dongle, it's a straw.
21:23You said that.
21:25Is that my fault?
21:27You said dongle.
21:29If you think it's a dongle, it's a straw.
21:33What's that?
21:35I don't know.
21:37When I thought why I didn't finish Manzai,
21:40I put it in a box and said, if you're in trouble, open it.
21:44That's what you did.
21:46I didn't finish Manzai.
21:48You said, if you're in trouble, open it.
21:50I said, if you're in trouble, open it.
21:52After that, Ueda gave a lecture to Mamataro.
22:00Smartphone.
22:03Why did you do that?
22:08Let's say thank you for always saying that.
22:11Thank you for always letting me finish.
22:15Let me finish from now on.
22:20Please give us your honest opinion.
22:22Both of you seem to like each other very much.
22:27You went to your friend's house to stay overnight.
22:31That's fun.
22:33We were playing around at night.
22:35It was like that when we were in high school.
22:37One by one.
22:42I asked him if he had a smartphone.
22:44He said, no.
22:48Was it fun?
22:50It wasn't fun at all.
22:56We have to settle this properly.
22:58I see.
22:59Next time on BAKA RHYTHM,
23:01It's a big match between Horiken and Ueda.
23:03But...
23:04I have an idea.
23:05What is it?
23:06It's a special rule to announce other people's answers.
23:09If you don't have an answer...
23:11Will Ogiristar make a miracle?
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