Acerca del Destino (2022) Película Completa en Español Latino
Acerca del Destino (2022) Película Completa en Español Latino
Acerca del Destino (2022) Película Completa en Español Latino
Acerca del Destino (2022) Película Completa en Español Latino
Acerca del Destino (2022) Película Completa en Español Latino
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00:00:00🎵
00:00:28Well hello sunshine, where you been hiding?
00:00:30It's about time
00:00:32Oh, you're looking so fine
00:00:34You walk upon the right side
00:00:36Yeah, yeah
00:00:37There ain't no clouds, no doubts
00:00:39Everything is looking all right
00:00:41No fussing and no fight
00:00:44Positively out of sight
00:00:47Yeah, well I must look like I am
00:00:51Going mad
00:00:52Yeah, I've got that money right
00:00:55This is the best thing I've ever bought
00:00:57The best time of day of my life
00:01:01Yeah, we got that money right
00:01:04The best time of day of my life
00:01:07The best time of day of my life
00:01:09The best time of day of my life
00:01:21Up above the grey sky
00:01:22Hope I don't offend but I've moved on
00:01:24To greener pastures and mowed lawns
00:01:27I recommend you come along
00:01:29Hey, hey, about the way I must say
00:01:32It never felt so good
00:01:34So happy I'm misunderstood
00:01:37I never really thought I could
00:01:39Yeah, well I, I look like I am going mad
00:01:45Yeah, we got that money right
00:01:48It's the best damn day of my life
00:01:51The best damn day of my life
00:01:54Yeah, we got that money right
00:02:00The best damn day of my life
00:02:02Life, life, life
00:02:22Oh, goodbye grey sky, hell of a blue
00:02:26Nothing's holding me when I've got you
00:02:28It feels so right, it can't be wrong
00:02:31Every single day, all week long
00:02:33Nothing but sun, not a cloud in the sky
00:02:36Nothing but warmth in you and I
00:02:38I know enough looks like I'm going mad
00:02:40It's working like the best day I ever had
00:02:43Yeah, we got that money right
00:02:46It's the best damn day of my life
00:02:49The best damn day of my life
00:02:52Yeah, we got that money right
00:02:55It's the best damn day of my life
00:02:58The best damn day of my life
00:03:00Life, life, life
00:03:02Yeah, we got that money right
00:03:05It's the best damn day of my life
00:03:08The best damn day of my life
00:03:10Life, life, life
00:03:14When are you going to get the ring?
00:03:16As I told you, I'm going to get the ring during my break
00:03:19So I don't need your help
00:03:21Yes, but you've always been very forgetful
00:03:23And you get crazy with that medicine
00:03:25Yes, well, listen, I don't know, I don't think I'll forget my engagement ring
00:03:29Even if it's cold, but your concern is appreciated
00:03:32You just don't stop taking the medicine
00:03:34No woman will say yes to a man with a nosebleed
00:03:36I don't have a nosebleed
00:03:38You must remember that there is only one day a year to propose
00:03:41And that's December 30th
00:03:43Three generations of Reeds were not wrong
00:03:45Yes, I know, I know, but I have to hang up now
00:03:47We'll talk later
00:03:48Who would have thought?
00:03:49My son named twice American of the month
00:03:52Engaged to a girl who has an ad in a bank
00:03:55He's crazy, I know
00:03:57I love you mom, I have to hang up now, bye
00:03:59Just one more thing
00:04:00Oh, fuck!
00:04:03Dad asked you to marry him after a week
00:04:06Well, yes, it was another time
00:04:08Yes, your father wanted to take
00:04:09In fact, he's about to return
00:04:11We stayed at a hotel, so ...
00:04:13Too much info mom
00:04:14Anyway, he made reservations tonight and said he wanted to chat
00:04:18Oh, I hope it's not cancer
00:04:20Maybe the first time you see my boyfriend
00:04:22He's already my fiancé, really
00:04:24Ok, we both talked about this before
00:04:27If I don't finish well, listen
00:04:28You have an appointment for the wedding, don't expire
00:04:30I wonder if it's too late to go to brunch
00:04:32Your sister will murder you if you look red at her winter wedding
00:04:35Well, maybe she wants to see me red for my winter proposal
00:04:38I'll see you later at the bride's store, don't be late
00:04:40Again
00:04:42I love you
00:04:45Good morning, Doris
00:04:46Double shot for your latte
00:04:48Oh, in this building there is no lawyer as adorable as you
00:04:51What are you saying?
00:04:54Yes, it's carelessness, it's what you think
00:04:56Well, it seems to be coffee
00:04:57Well, whatever you think, Doris
00:05:00Good
00:05:01Hey!
00:05:02Today is your big night
00:05:04It seems you are nervous
00:05:05Evidently
00:05:06Hey, do you understand?
00:05:07Not every day you ask the prettiest girl in the city to marry you
00:05:11Ok, could you not refer to my future wife as a girl?
00:05:13Oh, I'm sorry, uh, empress, duchess, lover
00:05:15Don't follow me! No!
00:05:16She's not like that, ok?
00:05:17Ah, yes? Did you use her toothbrush again?
00:05:19No, I already told you, that was my fault, I should have consulted
00:05:21Listen to me, there is a list of things that couples in relationships usually share
00:05:25Ok?
00:05:26There is porn
00:05:27Also the shavers
00:05:28Toothbrushes
00:05:30Especially porn
00:05:31Ok, don't worry about my girlfriend and focus on getting yours, ok?
00:05:34Hey, I'm working on that
00:05:35I am Sam, I was present in Hinge and Tinder
00:05:39That's the movie about the guy with mental disability
00:05:41Heavens
00:05:42So you know
00:05:43That's why I don't do much
00:05:48I can't believe it, you missed the best party, you should have come
00:05:52It was my intention, but you only sent me a picture of a wall and the name Paco
00:05:56Paco, oh my God, what a cute man
00:05:59And if we drink something later?
00:06:00I must go to adjust my wedding dress
00:06:02My sister thinks that I will gain 5 kilos and that I will ruin the perfect aesthetics of that day
00:06:06Ok, and at night?
00:06:07Why do you act as if you don't know what my man is possibly asking me tonight?
00:06:12I don't understand why you compromise with a man who hides from your friends
00:06:15He doesn't hide, he is earning his black belt and it's been a long time, it's not easy
00:06:20And he is recovering from a bad cold
00:06:22For three months?
00:06:23Do you want to support me?
00:06:25I think I have found the right man once and for all
00:06:28What are you saying? I do support you
00:06:30In my mind, the right man is not the one who calls you out of nowhere after sitting in your face
00:06:35I saw the bank ad, the idea is that you find me and call me
00:06:38If you are interested in buying a property, it won't reach your vagina
00:06:41He said it was destiny
00:06:43No, I saw an ad with your face
00:06:45Destiny is something magical, destiny is supernatural
00:06:48Destiny is to meet Calvin Harris in Coachella, lose him in the crowd
00:06:52Then wake up in Joshua Tree to see his beautiful body roasting marshmallows next to a bonfire
00:06:57Like this, all naked
00:06:59It was the best weekend
00:07:01I have work
00:07:02Please
00:07:03Oh my God
00:07:04Oh my God
00:07:05Oh my God, you are so boring
00:07:06Go away
00:07:07Bye
00:07:08Are you sure you will go?
00:07:09Yes, I'm sure
00:07:11Why do you insist on asking?
00:07:13Because no one knows him yet and you have a worrying history of fake boyfriends
00:07:16That was only once
00:07:18Keep is real and will be my companion
00:07:20I know you will love it
00:07:21It will cost $40
00:07:22I know
00:07:23I will spend that for each person
00:07:24And what?
00:07:25I have a wonderful reception and if you don't go, I can invite Brian's Aunt B
00:07:28Oh, okay, fuck Aunt B because Keep will go
00:07:31And if she doesn't come, I can make you a check
00:07:33You can do it to me
00:07:34Who do you think actually pays?
00:07:35Isn't it the groom's family that should pay for that part?
00:07:38Excuse me, are you calling Brian's family?
00:07:40Because they will take us to a super elegant brunch the day after the wedding
00:07:43How long does it take to finish?
00:07:45I don't want to be late for my tan
00:07:46No, no, mom, see?
00:07:47I told you I would ruin the wedding
00:07:48Okay, listen to me, if I'm tanned or not, I won't ruin your wedding
00:07:51I don't know, you'll probably turn red or you'll get sick with the rays, you'll go up and you'll die
00:07:55You're going to fix them so that the center of attention of my wedding is ...
00:07:58You
00:08:00What?
00:08:01The dance
00:08:02Do you still remember that?
00:08:03Yes
00:08:04It's not my fault that Adila in Kid will like me more than you
00:08:05You gave her a kiss in the guest bathroom, so yes, it was your fault
00:08:07Yes, I did it because you took an eternity to get ready
00:08:10Mom
00:08:11Mom
00:08:12It's true that you take a long time
00:08:13I knew the right thing was to ask Gloria Hefner to be my lady of honor
00:08:16Gloria Hefner has only one eyebrow, how fast do you make a dress?
00:08:19No, no, no, she's out of the wedding
00:08:21Are you sure?
00:08:22Yes
00:08:23It was enough, listen, listen, that's enough, they are sisters
00:08:26By law, they have the obligation to pretend as if they adored each other and to be present at both weddings
00:08:32That's how things are, so now, what do you think if the two of them say something nice to each other?
00:08:40I can't think of anything nice
00:08:42Here you are, sir, it's ready
00:08:43Oh, I can't believe it
00:08:45Oh, honey, no
00:08:47Mom, what are you doing here? I said I didn't need your help
00:08:50Because of the look of this box, yes
00:08:51Why? What's wrong with it?
00:08:52It's bold, it doesn't look like it holds something important
00:08:55Do you have it in another color, maybe gold with flashes or fake leather?
00:08:59Yes, my mother is looking for the C-billion of the ring boxes
00:09:01I only have this
00:09:02My only son, he will commit for the first time in his life and you will understand that I want this proposal to be perfect
00:09:08And it will be perfect, so you don't have to worry
00:09:11Uh-huh, what if you tell me what you plan to tell her?
00:09:15What are you talking about?
00:09:16I'm talking about your proposal
00:09:17No, no, no, no way, no
00:09:19Come on, you'll feel safer later
00:09:20I'm not going to propose to my mother, it's crazy
00:09:23Okay, whatever you want
00:09:26I'm sorry, this box is very nice
00:09:28Yes, it's just that it's the most important thing you'll ever tell a woman
00:09:34You might improvise
00:09:36Okay, listen, I'll do it once, but you won't say anything
00:09:40Okay
00:09:45Honey, since I saw your face looking at me at the ad for that park bench, I knew you were for me
00:09:55Your beauty, your spirit, your energy
00:09:58I never imagined that a guy like me would end up with an incredible woman like you
00:10:03You inspire me, you challenge me, you take me out of my comfort zone because you want me to be a better man
00:10:10And thanks to that, I am
00:10:15Clementine, could you do me the great honor of becoming my wife?
00:10:20Oh, honey, of course
00:10:22Yeah, that's enough
00:10:24That's all, you can stop, I didn't want a show
00:10:27I'll take them
00:10:36Wow, you look beautiful
00:10:39You're very handsome too, I'm glad you feel better
00:10:42But I will not stop taking the medicine for the cold
00:10:44I know coming to this place was surprising, but it has a sentimental value
00:10:49My family always comes after New Year's to eat here
00:10:51Benny Gans is fun, the cocktails are creative
00:10:54Oh, yes, we ordered something stronger
00:10:56Placer on the beach maybe?
00:10:57Oh, of course, Placer on the beach is the best
00:11:02I'm so excited about tomorrow, I want you to meet my family
00:11:06The wedding starts at 7
00:11:07Yes, yes, I'll be in the city, I'll see the guys, and then I'll have a lot of time to shower again and go get you from 9
00:11:14I went to get your suit and it's ready, go get ready at my house
00:11:17Perfect
00:11:21Listen, if you think about it, it's fun, we just started dating
00:11:24I can't believe it was only three months, it seems like an eternity
00:11:28It's funny, my parents say, if it's true, you'll be safe
00:11:33Only if it's true
00:11:35And believe it or not, they committed themselves to a Benny Gans
00:11:42Welcome to Benny Gans
00:11:44Wait, I know you, you're the girl from Placer mattress, you're prettier in person
00:11:50Thank you, how sweet
00:11:51She's also the queen of the Muffinland bakery
00:11:54Can we take a selfie?
00:11:55You're kidding, right?
00:11:56I think it's the best
00:11:57You really think it's the best to leave me right before my brother's wedding?
00:12:00We've had a beautiful adventure these months, but before it gets complicated,
00:12:05getting to know the family, assigning seats at the table, and...
00:12:08I don't want to be an idiot
00:12:10Oh, you don't want to be one?
00:12:11Well, that's what you're being, Kip
00:12:13An idiot!
00:12:14Wow, okay
00:12:15Uh, even though my assistant ruined the reservation, the boucherie, Benny Gans,
00:12:20we can have a nice dinner, even if the place isn't French
00:12:23I won't have a nice dinner, Kip, okay?
00:12:25Did you think it would be nicer to break up with me, eating fried truffles and escargot?
00:12:30One, two, three
00:12:32Amazing, I appreciate it
00:12:34It's nothing, the excitement is going to kill me
00:12:36And if you bring us the drinks first?
00:12:39Good joke, he makes good jokes
00:12:42Do you work as his manager?
00:12:45Griffin is a brilliant lawyer, in fact
00:12:48And he'll join my uncle's buffet soon
00:12:52Is this a joke?
00:12:53One of the partners is leaving
00:12:54However, I thought about this a lot last night
00:12:56And in a dream, it was implanted in me that the moment is not the right one, but maybe in another life
00:13:00In another life, what?
00:13:02Reincarnation
00:13:04We'll have another chance, and that will be our way to Nirvana
00:13:08Wow, I really appreciate it, Kurt Cobain
00:13:10You were wrong about Nirvana, it's not what I mean
00:13:13There's something here that isn't...
00:13:14What are you doing? You're exaggerating, come on, get up
00:13:16Do you think I'm exaggerating now?
00:13:18You have no idea what exaggeration is
00:13:20This would be exaggeration
00:13:22What crap do they put to pleasure on the beach?
00:13:25What's wrong with you?
00:13:26It's been three months, did you want me to propose to you?
00:13:31Let's see...
00:13:33No
00:13:35Oh...
00:13:37Okay
00:13:38This is uncomfortable
00:13:41It's not
00:13:44Margot, wait
00:13:46Yes
00:13:49I'm going to need the suit
00:13:51Call me, because I no longer exist for you
00:13:58Oh my God, poor thing, what a shame
00:14:01Honey, since I saw your face looking at the ad for that park bench
00:14:05Are you really going to propose to me?
00:14:07Um, yes
00:14:08Yes?
00:14:09Yes, of course, I'm so happy
00:14:11I love you so much, of course I do
00:14:13Now let's sit down, please sit down
00:14:14Don't you want to see the ring?
00:14:15No, I'm sure it's beautiful, I'm sure it is, keep it
00:14:17Um, for the real proposal, okay?
00:14:20Real proposal?
00:14:21Tomorrow at the old woman's night celebration, it will be perfect
00:14:24But this was perfect, tonight is December 30, it is a tradition for the Freedmen
00:14:28I respect your traditions, only the commitment exists between the two
00:14:33Great, tomorrow you just have to do it again and I'll say yes again
00:14:37I don't want to have to do it again, I already did it, here, now, and although I didn't say everything
00:14:42I don't see what the problem is, you had your marriage proposal
00:14:46Tomorrow my followers and I will have mine
00:14:48Well, I think the problem is that I don't want our proposal to be a photo shoot for your networks
00:14:55It's something personal
00:14:56Yes, it will be something personal, but I have a great responsibility with my audience and my sponsors
00:15:02Griffin, I'm a professional influencer and they only pay me when I influence other people in their lives
00:15:08With what I wear, where I go out to eat, and where they ask me to marry
00:15:14Don't even think that I'm willing to waste this unique and glorious opportunity
00:15:18Where they offer chocolate heart attack and tacos or tuls
00:15:22What? Are you going to leave? We just made a commitment
00:15:25No, no, no, it's not like that, I'm going to retract to say yes
00:15:31No, no
00:15:37Oh, great
00:15:39How kind you are, thank you
00:15:40Hey, I don't work here
00:15:41No, no, no, no
00:15:42No, no, no
00:15:43I'll tell you what was missing
00:15:46This is...
00:15:48Really?
00:15:50Didn't you see...
00:15:51Are you looking for a very tall and rude redhead?
00:15:54Yes
00:15:55Yes, I saw her. In fact, she just went on my Uber
00:15:58She gave me this
00:16:00Thank you. Yes, sorry, I was very upset
00:16:02What did Benny Gantz do to me? It was definitely the worst dinner
00:16:06Can I help you with something?
00:16:09Do you have a commitment ring with you?
00:16:12Uh...
00:16:43Good morning, Judy
00:16:44It's almost noon, your sister is losing her fat
00:16:46The planner is still in Vermont, and the bridal shop forgot to pack the veil
00:16:49And the lady of honor is still in bed
00:16:51I'm not still in bed
00:16:52Of course, he didn't propose to you, did he?
00:16:54You had hope and you were wrong, and now you're falling apart
00:16:57Oh, I'm not going to fall apart. No, Mom, it's just...
00:17:00I don't feel well today
00:17:01Seriously
00:17:03I don't think I can go to the wedding like this
00:17:05I could infect someone
00:17:06Is the guy named Kip still your guest?
00:17:08Yes
00:17:09Then you have to take an antihistamine box, put ice in your swollen face, and go to the hotel to help your sister get married
00:17:14Okay
00:17:15Count on me
00:17:16And go get the veil
00:17:17Yes, I'll go get it
00:17:18We'll both go get it
00:17:23Damn it
00:17:40Surprise!
00:17:41You almost killed me
00:17:42I made Sara give us an amazing suit for the party
00:17:45I'm sorry, did I miss something?
00:17:49Yes, about me apologizing
00:17:53Hey, I'm really sorry about last night
00:17:56If you still want me to say yes, it's all yours
00:18:01Yes, listen, I'm sorry too
00:18:03All I want is for you to have the proposal of your dreams
00:18:06I'm serious, and if that means we have to monetize the commitment, then yes, let's do whatever it takes, I support you
00:18:12Oh, thank you
00:18:20I love that suit
00:18:22You act strange today, are you okay?
00:18:24Oh, yes, excuse me, I fell asleep, I'll be late to see the guys
00:18:29I don't understand why you should see them
00:18:31No, it's not that I should, but it's a tradition from the university
00:18:34Sam's family is Russian, and I love baths
00:18:37Yes, and I love traditions, but we can change those traditions
00:18:42I'm going to pee, try it
00:18:44Honey, drink two drinks at most tonight
00:18:47Remember that vodka is not...
00:18:48Vodka is not my friend, I'm sure
00:18:50Hey, what if I try this later and surprise you?
00:18:52Did you use my brush?
00:18:55No, why?
00:18:56It has water
00:18:57Oh, well, I took a shower and it may have splashed at some point
00:19:00I leave it here because I trust my boyfriend, and a relationship is based on trust, isn't it?
00:19:05Isn't it strange that he can kiss you and I can't use your brush?
00:19:08No, there are things that just don't share, one is oral hygiene
00:19:16Come on, come on, come on!
00:19:20He said yes, and then he said no
00:19:22Yes, but now it's a yes, I think
00:19:25He may have changed his mind about getting married, with a simple public defender
00:19:29You're wrong, in fact, she supports me, she wants me to change a corporate position
00:19:34Do you hate the corporate?
00:19:36I've never said I hate it
00:19:37Are you going to leave the office?
00:19:38No, but if it's possible
00:19:40Clementine's uncle has a buffet, he wants you to take it into consideration
00:19:43Hey, old man, what do you want?
00:19:45I already have everything I want, I have her, and tonight will be official, again
00:19:49Will you marry?
00:19:50Yes
00:19:56I told Clementine I wouldn't get drunk today
00:19:58Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:19:59You don't have up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:20:01You're gonna get married, and we'll celebrate, it's the best vodka in the world
00:20:04In fact, my grandmother drank the same at her wedding
00:20:06You can't insult your granny
00:20:08Okay, I'm not going to insult my granny, just a drink
00:20:11Drink, drink, drink
00:20:12No, no, no
00:20:14Smell him, smell him
00:20:15Cheers
00:20:19A toast
00:20:20To the wonderful Clementine
00:20:22Sacra Savicu Clementinu
00:20:24Sacra Savicu Clementinu
00:20:28Oh
00:20:58I don't drink, yes I need a drink.
00:21:01Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:05Clementina.
00:21:07Clementina.
00:21:08Clementina.
00:21:09Clementina.
00:21:10Clementina.
00:21:11Clementina.
00:21:12Quiero despedirme como corresponde.
00:21:14¿Donde crees que vas?
00:21:15Oiga, ¿cómo se llama?
00:21:16Gribort.
00:21:17Igual que mi tía.
00:21:19Mm.
00:21:20Inte, kiki, miki, nai, mi.
00:21:21Duka, voy yareki.
00:21:22Hasta now.
00:21:23OK.
00:21:24Yo también te quiero, Gribort.
00:21:25Por favor, llévalo al 15 de Maple Drive.
00:21:27I'm going to get my number.
00:21:29Can I park?
00:21:31I'm going for her!
00:21:33Transcordania!
00:21:35Transcordania!
00:21:37Welcome to our town.
00:21:39Welcome to our town!
00:21:41Transcordania!
00:21:43I don't like seeing you in a bad mood.
00:21:45Maybe I should call him.
00:21:47He just broke up with you.
00:21:49You don't have to call him, just beat him up.
00:21:51Excuse me, you can't drink alcohol here.
00:21:53They just broke up.
00:21:55It's not a place to heal.
00:21:57I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:21:59This is serious. I can't go without anyone.
00:22:01What do you think? It looks fun.
00:22:03What?
00:22:05The wedding is in four hours and the options are limited.
00:22:07Forget it.
00:22:09I can't pick a random guy and take him to my sister's wedding.
00:22:11Of course you can.
00:22:13Hey!
00:22:15Would you like to go to a wedding this afternoon?
00:22:17Well, I...
00:22:19Okay.
00:22:23If I didn't have any plans, I would go.
00:22:25I have no doubt.
00:22:29Dana, this is stupid.
00:22:31Who can be such a loser as to spend New Year's without a date?
00:22:33Don't answer.
00:22:35Look, he's free today.
00:22:37And he's adorable.
00:22:39Perfect.
00:22:49I love you.
00:22:59The 15th at Maple Drive?
00:23:01Yes, the 15th at Maple Drive.
00:23:03$96.15.
00:23:05Maybe you meant $46.15.
00:23:09But what difference does it make?
00:23:11It's New Year's and I'll give you a tip.
00:23:13You stole from me.
00:23:15You stole from me.
00:23:17Happy New Year, my friend.
00:23:21Bye.
00:23:27Come here.
00:23:29Oh, shit.
00:23:47Hello.
00:23:57Hi, Teddy.
00:23:59What are you doing on the table?
00:24:01Why are you so dirty?
00:24:07Clementine.
00:24:09How nice.
00:24:11We're going to have to negotiate.
00:24:41$96.15.
00:25:11$96.15.
00:25:13$96.15.
00:25:15$96.15.
00:25:39Who the fuck are you?
00:25:41I live here.
00:25:43This is my bed.
00:25:45Really?
00:25:47What a coincidence. We both have a crooked nose.
00:25:49Why are you naked?
00:25:51I don't know. I must have taken a shower.
00:25:53I'll call the police.
00:25:55It's what scares me the most.
00:25:57Don't call them, please.
00:25:59It's too late.
00:26:01Emergency. How can I help you?
00:26:03Listen, I found a man naked in my house and without clothes.
00:26:05Do you have a gun?
00:26:07It was karma.
00:26:09This happened to you because you entered my house by force.
00:26:11I didn't enter by force.
00:26:13I used the key under the pot to enter.
00:26:15What?
00:26:17Wait, explain to me how you knew I kept a key under the pot.
00:26:19Why is there a key under every pot in Norwood?
00:26:21You're not in Norwood. You're in Westwood.
00:26:23Are you kidding me?
00:26:25It can't be.
00:26:27Thank you, Gevorg.
00:26:29What? Who? Did you come in alone?
00:26:31Yes, of course I'm alone.
00:26:33I think.
00:26:35Oh, no. That's like low instincts and he's going to kill me now.
00:26:37Well, then she ties him to the bed and kills him with an ice pick.
00:26:39In that case, I would be scared.
00:26:41At the edge of suspicion.
00:26:43In that movie, Jeff Bridges wears a mountain pass.
00:26:45I wear a towel.
00:26:47The indiscreet window, then.
00:26:49Jimmy Stewart is in jail and Raymond Burr murders his wife.
00:26:51In a very different department.
00:26:53Yes, it's just that I don't always get to the end.
00:26:55I don't know what's going on here, but I'm harmless. I swear.
00:26:57Sounds harmless to me.
00:26:59Fine. If he kills me and makes lamps with my skin, he'll regret it.
00:27:01I promise.
00:27:03Don't move. Sit down.
00:27:05You're bleeding.
00:27:07It can't be.
00:27:15Ow, it hurts.
00:27:17You're welcome.
00:27:19I don't want to sound weird.
00:27:21Do I know you from before?
00:27:23No, you don't know me.
00:27:25I work in real estate and my face
00:27:27appears in an ad for a park bench.
00:27:29No, I'd remember it.
00:27:31For God's sake, I saw you last night outside Bennygan's.
00:27:33Wait, are you stalking me?
00:27:35Of course not. I swear.
00:27:37I don't understand why I ended up in your house.
00:27:39I live on 15 Maple Drive.
00:27:41You're on 15 Maple Drive.
00:27:43What? No.
00:27:45It can't be.
00:27:47Who just got here?
00:27:49How would I know? It looks like this is your house.
00:27:51Kip?
00:27:53What are you doing here?
00:27:55I came for my suit. I wrote to you that I'd come now.
00:27:57I didn't get it because I have you blocked.
00:27:59Now go.
00:28:01Just let me go get my suit.
00:28:03The suit you were going to wear for my sister's wedding?
00:28:05Yes, it's a nice suit.
00:28:07Shit.
00:28:11Hello.
00:28:13Who the hell are you?
00:28:15I don't know. Who are you?
00:28:17I'm her boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend, actually.
00:28:19We broke up less than 24 hours ago and you already have a naked guy in your apartment.
00:28:21How could you?
00:28:23Listen, we didn't break up. You were the one who decided to break up.
00:28:25Hey, did you break up with her just before New Year's?
00:28:27It was the same thing I said.
00:28:29I appreciate it.
00:28:31Your naked man called me an idiot.
00:28:33Do you have a problem with that?
00:28:35Believe me, it's in your best interest to say no.
00:28:37Enough. No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:39You're threatening my guest at my house.
00:28:41What's going on here? Are you drunk?
00:28:43Did you drink all this?
00:28:45What if I'm drunk?
00:28:47So you drank wine and decided to go out looking for a loser.
00:28:49In fact, I'm a lawyer.
00:28:51Really?
00:28:53Yes.
00:28:55You can do whatever you want.
00:28:57In fact, we can be naked if we want to.
00:28:59What do you mean?
00:29:01Would you go with me
00:29:03to a wedding tonight?
00:29:17Okay, I got it. That's enough.
00:29:19Bye, Kip.
00:29:21Really?
00:29:23Well, it felt very serious to me.
00:29:25I understand perfectly.
00:29:27You're putting me to the test.
00:29:29For your luck,
00:29:31I went through an exhausting
00:29:33chakra healing this morning
00:29:35with my guru
00:29:37through Zoom.
00:29:39So I'm not willing to lose the progress
00:29:41I had for this.
00:29:43Okay.
00:29:45But if I see you again,
00:29:47I won't be happy with what happened.
00:29:49Okay, that's enough.
00:29:51Bye.
00:29:53What an idiot.
00:29:55I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
00:29:57I don't know what's going on in my head.
00:29:59I wanted to...
00:30:01It's okay, but I think I should go.
00:30:03Yes, before you leave,
00:30:05regarding the wedding...
00:30:07Yes, it was an invitation.
00:30:09Maybe you have plans.
00:30:11To be honest, yes, I would say I have plans.
00:30:13Yes, well, besides,
00:30:15well,
00:30:17this was interesting.
00:30:19You see,
00:30:21my sister will get married in two hours
00:30:23and I'm the lady of honor.
00:30:25And the moron who just left was my guest
00:30:27and everyone said,
00:30:29don't get too excited, but what do I do?
00:30:31I get too excited and they'll spend $40 per person.
00:30:33And if I arrive, I'll sit alone next to an empty chair
00:30:35and I'll have to talk to happy couples
00:30:37and critical relatives
00:30:39and I'll be the last to stand up
00:30:41when the band starts playing.
00:30:43And I'll be the last one on the dance floor
00:30:45to grab this stupid and expensive bouquet of flowers.
00:30:47And the truth is that I prefer to suffer
00:30:49a painful and scary ending
00:30:51than to participate in that humiliating and sexist tradition
00:30:53like the Hunger Games, you know?
00:30:57Listen, I would love to go with you tonight,
00:30:59but I really can't.
00:31:01Of course.
00:31:03You look like a psychopath, I'm sorry.
00:31:05No, not at all.
00:31:09Breakfast at Tiffany's?
00:31:11Yes, it's my favorite movie.
00:31:13My cat's name is Cat.
00:31:15Like me.
00:31:17What? Your name is Cat?
00:31:19No, I also have a breakfast poster
00:31:21at Tiffany's on the wall of my kitchen.
00:31:23My cat's name is Ted.
00:31:29Well, anyway,
00:31:31thank you for not calling the police.
00:31:33Yes, thank you for not killing me.
00:31:35Okay, well, see you.
00:31:41Oh, my God.
00:31:49Yes?
00:31:51Hi, I left my bag upstairs.
00:31:53Oh!
00:31:55Right there.
00:31:57Oh, of course.
00:32:01Thank you, and I'm really sorry about all this,
00:32:03but, um, yes.
00:32:05Now, goodbye.
00:32:39Oh, perfecto.
00:33:09No es que vayas a pelear en la boda de mi hermana.
00:33:11¿Y cuánto tiempo llevan saliendo?
00:33:13Llevábamos saliendo casi tres meses.
00:33:15¿Qué?
00:33:17¿Tres meses y ni una sola persona en tu vida
00:33:19conoce a tu novio?
00:33:21Estaba ocupado. Hay gente ocupada.
00:33:23¿Podrías dejar tanta pregunta?
00:33:25Ayúdame.
00:33:27Oh, sí. Okay.
00:33:29Okay.
00:33:39Soy Margo, para que sepas.
00:33:41Griffin.
00:33:43¿Griffin? ¿Tu nombre real es Griffin?
00:33:45Como la criatura mítica en inglés.
00:33:47¿Mitad león, mitad ave? Lo sé.
00:33:49¿Sí?
00:33:57¡Hay que irnos! ¡Hay que ir!
00:33:59¿Listo?
00:34:03Aguarda, siento que olvido algo.
00:34:05Sí, olvidas que está en nuestro casa. ¡Vamos!
00:34:11¡Ay, no! ¿Qué te pasa? ¡Vamos, vamos, vamos!
00:34:13¡Vamos, bebé!
00:34:15¿Prefieres que conduzca yo?
00:34:17Sabía que no eras un hombre machista.
00:34:19¿Soy incapaz de arrancar un auto porque soy mujer
00:34:21y las temperaturas son bajo cero allá afuera?
00:34:23Olvida.
00:34:25O porque si te descubren conduciendo ebria, se arruinará tu vida
00:34:27y yo al menos tomé una siesta.
00:34:29Ah.
00:34:31Pues eso es muy dulce de tu parte.
00:34:33¿Conduzco?
00:34:35No, entraré por fuera del auto, entraré por fuera.
00:34:37¿Cómo fijas? Sí.
00:34:41Necesito café.
00:34:43¿Segura que tenemos tiempo?
00:34:45¿Vas a decirme qué pasó con el señor Armani?
00:34:47Es una larga historia.
00:34:49Tampoco es interesante.
00:34:51Bueno, si te des de consuelo, estoy muy seguro
00:34:53de que esquivaste una bala con él.
00:34:55¿Qué escondes tú?
00:34:57¿También esquivaste una bala con esa pelirroja perfecta?
00:35:01Se llama Clementine.
00:35:03¿Clementine? ¡Guau!
00:35:05¡Qué nombre! Es la peor fruta.
00:35:07¿Cómo la peor? ¿Qué dices?
00:35:09Lo es. Es falsa, se ve dulce por fuera,
00:35:11color naranja seductor.
00:35:13La pelas y descubres que es agria
00:35:15y no te gusta nada.
00:35:19No, mi Clementine es genial.
00:35:21¡Super!
00:35:25Creí que ustedes rompieron.
00:35:27¿Qué? No, no.
00:35:29¿Por qué creíste algo así?
00:35:33Lo creí porque huyó de Benny Gans,
00:35:35se robó mi Uber.
00:35:37Además, estamos en una cita.
00:35:39No es una cita, te estoy haciendo un favor.
00:35:43Eso me refería.
00:35:45Estás haciéndome este favor, ¿no es cierto?
00:35:49Descuida, entendí.
00:35:51No pasa nada, ni me conoces.
00:35:53Tenemos que terminar con esto.
00:35:55Ah, es aquí, a la izquierda.
00:35:57¡Aquí, aquí, aquí!
00:36:03¡Casi nos matas!
00:36:05Tal vez debiste avisarme.
00:36:07¿Por qué están las luces apagadas?
00:36:09Ahí dice cerrado.
00:36:11¡No, no, no! ¡Eso no puede estar pasando!
00:36:13¿Cómo pudieron cerrar tan temprano?
00:36:15¿Cómo nos hacen esto?
00:36:17Querías ir por café porque había tiempo.
00:36:19Llevo a un desconocido a la boda de mi hermana.
00:36:21¿Crees que tomo buenas decisiones bajo presión?
00:36:23Hay que entrar.
00:36:25¿Qué?
00:36:27No puedo llegar sin velo.
00:36:29Me masacrarán incluso después de matarme.
00:36:31¿Dónde vas?
00:36:33Puedo subir aquí y entrar por la ventana.
00:36:35Espera, te volviste loca.
00:36:37Robar es un delito.
00:36:39¿Qué sugieres?
00:36:41No creo que tengan una llave debajo de la maceta.
00:36:43Además, no es robar si es tu propiedad, ¿cierto?
00:36:45El delito es por allanamiento de morada
00:36:47y podrías estar tres meses en prisión.
00:36:49Ah, no es terrible.
00:36:51Oh, por Dios.
00:36:53Por favor, es solo un velo.
00:36:55¿Qué dijiste? ¿Es solo un velo?
00:36:57Pues sí, es solo un pedazo de tela, nada más.
00:36:59Tal vez pueda usar otra cosa como una toalla o algo así.
00:37:01Ok, ¿sugieres que mi hermana se ponga
00:37:03una toalla en la cabeza?
00:37:05Puede ser, linda.
00:37:07Ok, baja, por favor.
00:37:09Escucha, nada de lo que digas ahora
00:37:11evitará que entre en la tienda.
00:37:13No te digo que bajes porque no eres tan alta para llegar.
00:37:15Yo lo intento.
00:37:17Ah.
00:37:19Gracias.
00:37:23De acuerdo.
00:37:25Ten esto.
00:37:29Sí, sí.
00:37:31Ayudarte.
00:37:33Aquí, aquí.
00:37:35Aquí estoy.
00:37:37Casi.
00:37:39Lo siento.
00:37:41Eso, eso.
00:37:43Eso, sube, sube, sube.
00:37:45Ay, no.
00:37:47Oh, no.
00:37:49Carajo.
00:37:51Espera.
00:37:53Ve a la puerta de enfrente.
00:37:55Está bien.
00:37:57¿Cómo se llama tu hermana?
00:37:59Mary Hayes.
00:38:01Mierda.
00:38:05Tengo el velo.
00:38:07Gracias, gracias, gracias.
00:38:09Perfecto.
00:38:11Ya, vámonos.
00:38:13Espera un segundo.
00:38:15¿Qué vas a hacer?
00:38:17Me sentiré mal si no dejo dinero porque tuve que romper una vitrina.
00:38:19Soy fugitiva con la madre Teresa.
00:38:21Listo.
00:38:23Así se hace.
00:38:25Vamos.
00:38:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:31No pasa nada. El motor está frío.
00:38:35No quiere arrancar.
00:38:37Otra vez, otra vez, otra vez.
00:38:39Vamos, bebé.
00:38:41No.
00:38:49Por favor, un Uber.
00:38:51Nadie aceptará en algún momento.
00:38:55Carrie lo sabía.
00:38:57Está arruinando su boda.
00:38:59Escucha, si están destinados a estar juntos,
00:39:01nada lo puede arruinar.
00:39:03No conoces a Carrie.
00:39:05Es capaz de cancelar el evento solo para culparme por el resto de nuestras vidas.
00:39:07No se llevan bien, ¿cierto?
00:39:09Nos queremos.
00:39:11Solo somos diferentes.
00:39:13Su vida está bien planificada y ejecutada hasta el último detalle,
00:39:15mientras que en casa
00:39:17guardo un yogur que está caducado.
00:39:19¿El que tenías en tu refrigerador?
00:39:21Cielos.
00:39:23Desde que éramos niñas, Carrie me hizo sentir
00:39:25a su altura, así que no me molestaré en tratarla.
00:39:27Ah, ok, o sea que es su culpa.
00:39:29No dije eso.
00:39:31Ok, tal vez sí lo dije.
00:39:33Apuesto que no sabes que es ser una constante decepción
00:39:35para tu familia.
00:39:37No, pero soy el hijo único
00:39:39de la pareja más feliz del mundo.
00:39:41¡Guau! ¿Servicios Sociales sabe eso?
00:39:43Oye, te lo digo en serio. Es que la barra de por sí está muy alta
00:39:45y yo soy su único propósito en la vida.
00:39:47Me emociona casarme para que ellos tengan
00:39:49alguien más en quien enfocarse de una vez por todas.
00:39:51Ah, ¿te vas a casar pronto?
00:39:53Bueno, pues no mañana, pero...
00:39:55¡Oye! ¡Espera!
00:39:57¡Margo, no!
00:40:01¡Disculpe!
00:40:03¡Margo! ¡Disculpe!
00:40:05¡Disculpe! ¡Hola!
00:40:07¡Disculpe! ¡Espera, por favor!
00:40:09¿Conductor?
00:40:11¡Deténgase!
00:40:13¡Hola!
00:40:15Gracias, gracias. Nuestro auto se averió.
00:40:17Mi hermana se va a casar esta noche
00:40:19y estamos muy atrasados.
00:40:21¡Ah! ¡Aquí estás! ¡Recuperé tu bota, Cenicienta!
00:40:23¡Ah! ¡Mi príncipe!
00:40:25¡Es inofensivo esta camino!
00:40:27Si tienes que poner el pie...
00:40:29¡Ah, pero por favor!
00:40:31¿En serio? ¡Genial!
00:40:33El hotel está a cinco kilómetros y de hecho íbamos a caminar.
00:40:35Pero sin duda esto es mejor.
00:40:39¿Y ustedes qué celebran esta noche?
00:40:41Hoy es nuestro aniversario.
00:40:43Llevo a mi esposa a cenar algo especial cada año nuevo.
00:40:45Bueno, felicitaciones.
00:40:47Llevamos cincuenta y ocho años juntos
00:40:49y sigues siendo el hombre más romántico.
00:40:51¿Cincuenta y ocho años?
00:40:53Es increíble.
00:40:55Al igual que tu abrigo, por cierto.
00:40:57Oh, es mi abrigo de la suerte.
00:40:59Conocí al hombre de mis sueños gracias a este abrigo.
00:41:01Gracias al abrigo.
00:41:03Suena que hay una historia detrás.
00:41:05Anda, morcito. Cuéntala.
00:41:07¿No querrán oír cómo nos conocimos hace cincuenta años?
00:41:09¡Por supuesto! ¡Claro que sí!
00:41:11Queremos oír la historia.
00:41:13Por favor.
00:41:15Bueno, fue una lluviosa y gris mañana de octubre.
00:41:17Me fui con mi amigo Hank a comer.
00:41:19Y bien, el ferry llegó al puerto
00:41:21y es entonces que veo a una hermosa chica
00:41:23que lucía un increíble abrigo color rosa.
00:41:25Me enamoré a primera vista.
00:41:27Me congelé.
00:41:29Cuando pude mover mis piernas, salí tras ella,
00:41:31pero la perdí en la multitud.
00:41:33¿La perdiste?
00:41:35Estaba destruido.
00:41:37Fui a ver una película de mediodía.
00:41:39Así que entré al cineastro en Broadway
00:41:41y, adivinen quién, entró y se sentó justo a mi lado.
00:41:43Pues era la hermosa chica del increíble abrigo color rosa.
00:41:45Cuando vio la película, la seguí al vestíbulo
00:41:47y le pregunté si quería acompañarme a comer un pastel.
00:41:49Dijo no.
00:41:51Ya tenía planes. Mi prima me esperaba.
00:41:53Así que le pedí si podía darme su número.
00:41:55Quería que nos conociéramos.
00:41:57De nuevo me dijo no.
00:41:59Dio la media vuelta y se fue.
00:42:01Te fuiste y lo dejaste ahí.
00:42:03No iba a darle un nombre desconocido a mi número.
00:42:05Mi madre habría estado furiosa.
00:42:07Entonces me reuní con mi amigo
00:42:09en el restaurante Stardust de la calle 52.
00:42:11No podía creer lo que vi al entrar.
00:42:13Sobre uno de los asientos,
00:42:15estaba el lindo abrigo rosa.
00:42:31Y así fue.
00:42:33Dos meses después, nos fugamos
00:42:35y se cumplen 58 años esta noche.
00:42:37No fue más que una vuelta del destino.
00:42:39Wow, es una maravillosa historia.
00:42:41Imposible que algo así pase en Tinder.
00:42:43No es que tenga perfil en Tinder.
00:42:45Nuestro hijo nos vendrá a buscar.
00:42:47Quédese con el carruaje toda la noche.
00:42:49¿Qué?
00:42:51¿Es en serio?
00:42:53¡Qué amable de su parte!
00:42:55¡Oh!
00:42:57Hemos llegado, amigos.
00:42:59Feliz aniversario.
00:43:01Quédatelo. Estoy segura que te servirá.
00:43:03Ah, no, no, no, no, no. Descuida.
00:43:05Una chica hermosa que nos acompañó
00:43:07no puede ir a una boda
00:43:09usando un abrigo gris tan feo.
00:43:11Bueno, es que tu abrigo de la suerte
00:43:13no estaría bien.
00:43:15Cuando recibes un regalo del universo
00:43:17no debes decir que no.
00:43:19Entonces, ok.
00:43:21Podemos intercambiar.
00:43:23Mírate.
00:43:25Gracias.
00:43:27Es un buen partido.
00:43:33¿Cuál era la película?
00:43:35¿Cuál era la película?
00:43:37¿Qué película?
00:43:39Cuando se conocieron en el Astor.
00:43:41¿Qué película vieron?
00:43:43Ah, Audrey Hepburn.
00:43:45El desayuno en Tiffany's.
00:43:47Nuestra favorita.
00:43:49Toma esto y asegúrese de pagar
00:43:51por la comida de esa pareja.
00:43:53Vendrá en la mañana por ella.
00:43:55Le agradezco mucho.
00:43:57¿Qué acabas de hacer?
00:43:59Le di mi tarjeta de crédito
00:44:01para pagar por su cena.
00:44:03Tiene que llegar la mañana temprano.
00:44:05No pasa nada.
00:44:07Gracias.
00:44:33Alto.
00:44:35Llegamos.
00:44:37Gracias, gracias.
00:44:39Te agradezco tanto.
00:44:41Espera, yo voy contigo.
00:44:43Gracias, feliz año nuevo.
00:44:45Muchas gracias.
00:44:47Ok.
00:44:49Mi madre es Paul.
00:44:51Mi madre es Judy.
00:44:53No olvides que eres contratista
00:44:55y que me adoras.
00:44:57Debo llevarle el velón.
00:44:59Está bien.
00:45:01Con ella hablamos de...
00:45:03Ok, que los botones estén alineados perfectamente.
00:45:05Gracias, gracias.
00:45:07¡Llegué! ¡Llegué! ¡Llegué!
00:45:09Oye, llegas dos horas tarde.
00:45:11Trajimos el velo.
00:45:13¿Trajimos? ¿Kip está aquí?
00:45:15Sí, Kip está aquí. Sé que no me tenían fe.
00:45:17¿Y tus zapatos?
00:45:19Los perdí, lo siento.
00:45:21No, no, no.
00:45:23No vas a usar tus sucias botas de invierno.
00:45:25Mamá.
00:45:27Bueno, podrías usar los que tiene puestos la abuela.
00:45:31Sí.
00:45:33No, ya sabía que arruinarías la boda.
00:45:35Eres un desastre sin remedio.
00:45:37¿Sabes quién no es un desastre?
00:45:39Tú. Sí, porque eres fabulosa
00:45:41y descuida buscaré a Dayna y usaré sus zapatos.
00:45:43Todo estará bien.
00:45:45Llegó la hora de que te pongamos el pelo.
00:45:47Que todo esté en su lugar.
00:45:49Solo tienes que poner...
00:45:51Eso es.
00:45:53Ok.
00:45:55Por favor, te ves tan linda, Carrie.
00:45:57Me alegra que estés aquí.
00:45:59Llegado tarde. Todo lo que pasó fue una debata.
00:46:01Hola, señoritas.
00:46:03La planificadora de respaldo está con ustedes.
00:46:05Soy Flower.
00:46:07No como Flor en inglés, sino como...
00:46:09Harina en inglés.
00:46:11Disculpa, ¿estás drogada?
00:46:13Un poco, sí.
00:46:15Oh.
00:46:17No, no, no.
00:46:19No está bien. Esto va a fracasar.
00:46:21¿Quieres un toque?
00:46:23Claro, me encantaría. Gracias.
00:46:25Después de la boda, tal vez...
00:46:27Le encontraré a Dayna por los zapatos.
00:46:29Quiero conocer...
00:46:31No, mamá, entiende que ahora no hay tiempo.
00:46:33Y Kip está muy nervioso porque toda la familia se le está balanzando encima.
00:46:35Dudo que se le estén balanzando.
00:46:37No seas frescura. Jamás haría...
00:46:39Espérame.
00:46:41Claro que sí, Rita. Tú puedes derribar la pared que quieras sin pedir permiso.
00:46:43¿Qué se hace con las conexiones?
00:46:45Debes calarlas. Jálalas.
00:46:47Vamos, Paul. Solo jálalas y ya.
00:46:49¿No es peligroso?
00:46:51En teoría, pero tendrías que estar dentro de una bañera.
00:46:53Oye, me caes muy bien.
00:46:55¿Qué? ¿Practicas karate acá?
00:46:57A veces, sí. Lo intento.
00:46:59Por el cardio, el ejercicio.
00:47:01Ya sé que eres cinturón negro. Es un experto.
00:47:03Blanco, negro. Son muchos colores.
00:47:05No, no inventes.
00:47:07Por meses no dejaste de hablar de Kip.
00:47:09Ya quiero conocer a Kip.
00:47:11Tú haz como loca. Tómale con calma y yo...
00:47:13¿En serio opino Kip?
00:47:15Sí. Es el tita de espaldas.
00:47:17No hay mucho que ver, pero es adorable.
00:47:19¿Ese es Kip?
00:47:21Sí, el famoso novio de Margo, Kip.
00:47:23Ella es mi mamá, Yubi.
00:47:25Anela va a conocerte.
00:47:27Un gusto. También quería conocerla.
00:47:29¿El que practica karate?
00:47:31Ah, sí.
00:47:33Felicitaciones.
00:47:35Disculpen.
00:47:37¿Cómo te atreves a venir?
00:47:39Eres asqueroso. No vales nada.
00:47:41Lo lamento.
00:47:43No tiene los reflejos que esperaría de un cinturón negro.
00:47:45No, Dana, cálmate. No es Kip.
00:47:47O sea, sí, me refiero a que este
00:47:49no es el mismo Kip de antes.
00:47:51Ya me pidió disculpas
00:47:53por haber hecho eso que te tenía tan molesta.
00:47:55¿Por terminar contigo?
00:47:57¿En serio dejaste a mi hija?
00:47:59Diego.
00:48:01Bueno, yo...
00:48:03¿No lo hice?
00:48:05Claro, pero no.
00:48:07Verán, yo creí que fue así,
00:48:09pero solo me confundí.
00:48:11¿Cómo te confundes
00:48:13si alguien te pide terminar?
00:48:15Leí mal el mensaje.
00:48:17Ah, sí. Fue por mensaje.
00:48:19Usó el emoji incorrecto.
00:48:21Hey, ¿quién va a casarse?
00:48:23Ah, yo.
00:48:25Sí, soy yo.
00:48:27Todos lo vieron, ¿verdad?
00:48:31Seguro que está bien
00:48:33que esté sentado tan cerca.
00:48:35Oh, no seas tonto. Ya eres parte de la familia.
00:48:39Gracias.
00:48:49Lo siento.
00:48:55Cierto, debías usar vestidos iguales.
00:49:19¿Qué?
00:49:21¿Qué?
00:49:23¡Esa es una buena señal!
00:49:25¿Qué está pasando?
00:49:27Es oro descuida. Debe ser por el clima.
00:49:29La luz volverá pronto.
00:49:31Lo siento, todos.
00:49:33Creo que la luz no volverá pronto.
00:49:35Los cables se congelaron y...
00:49:37¿Explotó el generador?
00:49:39¿No tienen uno de repuesto?
00:49:41Claro, ese era el de repuesto.
00:49:43Nuestro equipo está trabajando en arreglarlo,
00:49:45pero no sé cuánto tardarán.
00:49:47¿Papi?
00:49:49No, no te preocupes, hija.
00:49:51¿Qué tal si vamos al altar? Hay más luz allá.
00:49:53No, no, no, no.
00:49:55No caminaré con esta luz azul hacia el altar.
00:49:57¡Pareceré una novia zombie!
00:49:59Ah, pero una hermosa novia zombie.
00:50:01Podríamos encender velas, ¿no?
00:50:03Tal vez hagan falta unas...
00:50:05Cientos.
00:50:07Hay normas de seguridad. No está permitido.
00:50:09Tenemos un constructor experto ahora en nuestra familia
00:50:11que sabe todo sobre normas de seguridad, ¿cierto?
00:50:13Sí, viejo. ¿Qué hacemos?
00:50:15Eh...
00:50:17¿Podemos usar naranjas?
00:50:19¿Dijo naranjas, señor?
00:50:21Sí, las naranjas no son contra las normas, ¿no?
00:50:23Lléveme a la cocina.
00:50:25Bien, necesito aceite de oliva, un par de tijeras
00:50:27y unos trapeadores también, ¿ok?
00:50:29Necesito que las corten por la mitad
00:50:31y tú me ayudarás a sacarlo de adentro, ¿sí?
00:50:33¿Qué decías de las clementinas?
00:50:35Esta vez solo son naranjas. Confía en mí.
00:50:37Estás obsesionado con los cítricos.
00:50:45Trae otro trapeador.
00:50:55¿Qué te enseñó?
00:50:57Una vez defendí a una chef vegana por acoso.
00:50:59Sé que ella era culpable, pero me enseñó a hacer velas
00:51:01y unos pastelitos que son surreales.
00:51:03Sí, ¿verdad?
00:51:05Sí, intenta encenderlas.
00:51:07A ver.
00:51:09¡Eso!
00:51:11¿Sí?
00:51:13Sí.
00:51:29¡Estoy de vuelta!
00:51:31¡Gracias! ¡Felicidades!
00:51:33¡Wow! ¡Increíble!
00:51:41¡Gracias!
00:51:43¡Salud!
00:51:53Iré a buscarte.
00:51:55Ok, sí.
00:51:59En serio, te lo agradezco tanto, tanto.
00:52:01Mi hermana está feliz
00:52:03y fue gracias a que tú salvaste la boca.
00:52:05Oye, no fue nada.
00:52:07Me pone feliz que funcionara. No lo había intentado.
00:52:09No lo inventes.
00:52:11Hablo en serio.
00:52:13¡Ya basta!
00:52:15Ahora...
00:52:19Supongo que ya debes irte.
00:52:21Sí.
00:52:23Pero falta brindar por tu hermana y el novio.
00:52:25Sí. Y bueno, sería muy grosero.
00:52:27Si Quip...
00:52:29Iré a buscar más champán. Vuelvo enseguida.
00:52:35Ok, Matajari.
00:52:37¿Es el impostor?
00:52:39Es un tipo que conocí esta tarde.
00:52:41¿De Tinder?
00:52:43¿Hinge? ¿Grindr? No, supongo.
00:52:45Hoy entré
00:52:47en mi departamento y estaba en mi cama.
00:52:49¿Con qué te drogaste?
00:52:51Tenemos la misma dirección
00:52:53y yo guardo la llave debajo de la maceta.
00:52:55Es una historia muy larga.
00:52:57¿Dices que este hombre súper sexy
00:52:59aparece desnudo en tu cama
00:53:01y acepta fingir que es tu exnovio en la boda de tu hermana?
00:53:03¿Crees que es sexy?
00:53:07Tendré que poner una llave bajo mi maceta.
00:53:09Encantada de conocerte, Quip.
00:53:13Hola, Verónica.
00:53:15El mundo es un pañuelo.
00:53:17Qué curioso. No se si igual a un defensor público que conocí.
00:53:19Pero él está por comprometerse
00:53:21con una modelo pelirroja.
00:53:23Sí. Vine a ayudar a una amiga.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:27Tu amiga es muy linda.
00:53:29Tu prometida debe confiar en ti, ¿no?
00:53:31Sí. Sí, claro que confía.
00:53:33Pero te pediría que este encuentro
00:53:35no te preocupes.
00:53:37Felicidades, hermanita.
00:53:39Lo lograste.
00:53:41Te adoro, hermana.
00:53:43Oye, Quip es lo más.
00:53:45Siento haber dudado de ti.
00:53:47Gracias.
00:53:49¿Quién es esa mujer que está hablando con Quip?
00:53:51Ella es...
00:53:53Es la tía B de Brian.
00:53:55¿Le diste la invitación de mi cita?
00:53:57Porque no contestabas el teléfono
00:53:59y creí que me ibas a dejar plantada una vez más, como siempre.
00:54:01Por eso...
00:54:03¿Tendré más que compartir el pescado?
00:54:05Haré que pongan más pala en la mesa.
00:54:07Sí. Eso fue vago.
00:54:11Quédate a cenar.
00:54:13Quédate a cenar. Te prometo que es lo último que te pediré.
00:54:15Pero debes quedarte, por favor.
00:54:17Ok. No hay problema.
00:54:19¿Te quedarás?
00:54:21Sí, claro. Sí. No.
00:54:23Descuida. Me voy a quedar.
00:54:25Sí, pero te quedarás.
00:54:27Hola, Clem.
00:54:29Me acabas de colgar.
00:54:31Lo siento. Es que hay una mala señal aquí.
00:54:33¿Mala señal? ¿Dónde estás?
00:54:35Bueno, resulta que tuve que hacer una parada
00:54:37y juro que te lo explicaré en detalle.
00:54:39¿Hola?
00:54:45Hola, hermosa.
00:54:47¿Hermosa? Ya casi son las nueve.
00:54:49¿Dónde te metiste, Griffin?
00:54:51Quip. Oye, Quip. Hora de las fotos.
00:54:53Sí. Ok. Esperen. No tardaré. Gracias.
00:54:55Disculpa. ¿Era una novia?
00:54:57Sí.
00:54:59¿La boda de quién?
00:55:01¿Y por qué te llaman Quip?
00:55:03Porque ellos me llaman Quip. Es mi apodo.
00:55:05Jamás oye a nadie llamarte Quip.
00:55:07¿En serio? Porque todos me llamaban Quip cuando estuve en la universidad.
00:55:09¿Qué? Espera. Fotos.
00:55:11Es que necesito un segundo.
00:55:13Debo terminar esta llamada primero.
00:55:15Era una amiga de la universidad.
00:55:17Y, Griffin, ¿qué llevas puesto? ¿No es el traje que debías usar?
00:55:19Te necesitan para hablar sobre una casa.
00:55:21Los ayudaré. Lo prometo. Voy enseguida.
00:55:23Solo tengo que terminar esta llamada.
00:55:25Disculpa. ¿Te quedarás a cenar?
00:55:27Sí. Lo sé. Escucha, Clem.
00:55:29Esta amiga tiene una emergencia familiar y ahora ellos necesitan mi ayuda.
00:55:31¿Acaso te criaron de esa manera?
00:55:33Nunca le dices que no a los demás.
00:55:35Excepto a mí.
00:55:37No. Escucha. De verdad, lo siento. Sí.
00:55:39Necesito que me esperes. Te encontraré en la fiesta más tarde.
00:55:41¡Quip! ¡Vamos! Solo faltas tú.
00:55:43Yo no tendría que aparecer en sus fotos.
00:55:45No digas tonterías. Eres parte de la familia.
00:55:47No. En realidad...
00:55:49¡Vamos!
00:55:53Sí, sí. Así me gusta.
00:55:55¡Marco! ¡Quip! ¡Vengan!
00:55:57¿Qué?
00:55:59¡Vamos!
00:56:01¡Quizás en la lengua!
00:56:03¡Eso es! ¡Uno, dos, tres!
00:56:07¡Quiero pellizcarte! ¡Solo quiero pellizcarte!
00:56:11¡Uno, dos, tres!
00:56:13¡Eso es! ¡Uno, dos, tres!
00:56:15¡Ahora solo hombres!
00:56:23¡Gracias! ¡Me divertí mucho!
00:56:25¡Pero ya salían demasiadas! ¡No! ¡Múrete!
00:56:33¡Quip! ¡Quip!
00:56:37Un brindis por la intoxicación alimentaria.
00:56:39De no comer esas horribles almejas
00:56:41que me obligaron a ir a emergencias.
00:56:43No habría conocido a...
00:56:45la enfermera más sexy de la ciudad
00:56:47mientras pasaba el peor momento.
00:56:49Bueno, su rostro estaba verde y...
00:56:51lucía adorable.
00:56:53Por la intoxicación y...
00:56:55el destino.
00:56:57Y también gracias a todos por venir esta noche.
00:56:59Siempre ha sido...
00:57:01mi sueño poder casarme justo en esta fecha.
00:57:03Y gracias a mis padres por pagar la cuenta.
00:57:05Descuida. Saldrá de tu herencia.
00:57:07Y a mi dama de honor,
00:57:09mi hermana,
00:57:11mi propia funeral.
00:57:13Pero estuvo a mi lado en los momentos que más la necesité.
00:57:17Y gracias a Quip,
00:57:19que hasta el día de hoy, siendo sincera,
00:57:21nadie en la familia creía que existiera.
00:57:23Pero fue Quip quien en verdad
00:57:25salvó la boda.
00:57:27¡Quip! ¡Quip! ¡Quip! ¡Quip! ¡Quip!
00:57:33Me alegra haber ayudado en algo.
00:57:35¿Cómo fue que se conocieron?
00:57:37Quiero saber.
00:57:39No, it's the night of Carrie Bryant, no?
00:57:41It's not ours.
00:57:42Yes, for Carrie Bryant!
00:57:44Woo!
00:57:44Woo!
00:57:45No, Bryant, please, for real.
00:57:46No, no, no.
00:57:48Very good.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51How did I meet you?
00:57:52How did it go?
00:57:52Um, well...
00:57:59It was in a gray and cold October morning.
00:58:04And I took the ferry to get to the city
00:58:06and see a friend.
00:58:07And when I looked around, I found the most beautiful woman
00:58:12I had ever seen.
00:58:13And she had an incredible pink coat.
00:58:16I had it on when I got there.
00:58:18It's vintage.
00:58:19And I think it's fair to say that she didn't expect me.
00:58:22Yes.
00:58:23But from that moment until now,
00:58:26I lived the most amazing adventure.
00:58:28I climbed tall buildings,
00:58:30I challenged the snow on a carriage on horseback,
00:58:33I made fire and saved the day.
00:58:35But when I'm with her, I feel like I'm a superhero.
00:58:42Let's just say that from the moment I saw her,
00:58:46I felt like I was at home.
00:58:51So, for Margo...
00:58:54For Margo!
00:58:54For Margo!
00:58:55For Margo!
00:58:56Cheers!
00:58:57Cheers!
00:58:58Seriously, that was amazing.
00:58:59Even if it was all a lie.
00:59:01The most romantic lie I've ever heard.
00:59:04That was an amazing speech.
00:59:07It's hard for me to believe it, but it came out effortlessly.
00:59:10Don't let it get away from you.
00:59:12How subtle.
00:59:14I thank you.
00:59:15Seriously.
00:59:16I'm in debt.
00:59:17Yes.
00:59:18And a lot.
00:59:33Hey, you asked for it.
00:59:34I didn't say anything.
00:59:35I promise.
00:59:35Really?
00:59:39Don't forget to send me the bid.
00:59:41Of course.
00:59:42You can count on her.
00:59:43Are you going to work with my aunts?
00:59:46It's necessary.
00:59:47They have problems with their foundations.
00:59:49It's complicated.
00:59:50Contractors' business.
00:59:51Yes, yes, yes.
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01:00:18Margo.
01:00:20Kip?
01:00:21Kip?
01:00:22I thought this boy was here.
01:00:24Don't look at me.
01:00:25What are you doing here?
01:00:27What am I doing here?
01:00:28I told you I'd block you.
01:00:30Look at you.
01:00:31You look so beautiful.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:34No, no, no.
01:00:35You know the saying,
01:00:36you don't know what you have until you lose it.
01:00:37You know what they say,
01:00:38it's not the right time or the right place.
01:00:39I don't understand.
01:00:40Let me talk to you.
01:00:41You're embarrassing me.
01:00:42Go away, please.
01:00:43I'm sorry.
01:00:45Wait.
01:00:46Are you wearing my suit?
01:00:47Hey, enough.
01:00:48She asked you to leave.
01:00:49Margo, are you really wearing my suit?
01:00:50She asked you to leave.
01:00:51Are you wearing my suit, yes or no?
01:00:52Yes.
01:00:53And you don't know the saying,
01:00:54you don't wear a suit that doesn't belong to you?
01:00:55Wasn't it the only thing that wasn't yours
01:00:56that you were touching?
01:00:57That's enough, guys.
01:00:58That's what I'm getting at.
01:00:59Margo, Margo.
01:01:00This is personal.
01:01:01Don't provoke him.
01:01:02You can't come in here
01:01:03and steal someone else's clothes,
01:01:04steal another man's girlfriend.
01:01:05Don't push me like that again.
01:01:06I'm warning you.
01:01:07What are you going to do?
01:01:08What are you doing?
01:01:09Are you threatening me with a deadly weapon?
01:01:12Yes.
01:01:13Karate kick.
01:01:16I'm sorry, sir.
01:01:20What the hell is going on?
01:01:21He started it.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:28So,
01:01:29do you want to fight?
01:01:30I think so.
01:01:32You know I'm a black belt.
01:01:34Yes, I know.
01:01:36Griffin.
01:01:37Griffin, it's not worth it.
01:01:38Griffin?
01:01:39Who's Griffin?
01:01:40I have no idea.
01:01:41But the new Kip is sexy.
01:01:42Kip, do something.
01:01:45Hit him, Kip.
01:01:46Kip number one.
01:01:48Really?
01:01:49A shoe?
01:01:52That shoe?
01:01:53Whose was it?
01:01:54They look beautiful.
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:57No, the cake.
01:01:58Did you ruin the cake?
01:02:00No, it was nothing.
01:02:01The cake is fine.
01:02:02Yes, don't worry.
01:02:04Act like adult men!
01:02:06Enough!
01:02:07It was enough.
01:02:08Yes, try it.
01:02:10Hey, not bad.
01:02:12You just tore my pants, Armani.
01:02:14You tore my balls.
01:02:17Okay, it's over.
01:02:18It was enough.
01:02:19Don't continue.
01:02:20Kip, now!
01:02:21That's it, Kip.
01:02:22Give him a beating.
01:02:23Pass out.
01:02:24Pass out, bitch!
01:02:25It doesn't work.
01:02:28Calm down.
01:02:29Do you give up?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:31It's like Godzilla against Bambi.
01:02:32That's it.
01:02:33I give up.
01:02:42The cake is safe.
01:02:45Did he bring a ring?
01:02:47Were you going to do it tonight?
01:02:50But you just met.
01:02:52He wasn't going to propose to me, but to his girlfriend.
01:02:54Kip has another girlfriend?
01:02:56Wow, what an idiot.
01:02:58No, it's true.
01:03:00Did you bring a fake boyfriend to my wedding?
01:03:02No, no, no.
01:03:03It's not a fake boyfriend.
01:03:04It's just...
01:03:05It's just that he's not Kip.
01:03:07Oh, so the one who's not Kip appears in our photos!
01:03:10Really?
01:03:11I'm sorry.
01:03:12I was...
01:03:13I didn't think...
01:03:14Congratulations, sister.
01:03:15You did it.
01:03:16You convinced me again of your ability to ruin completely.
01:03:20My life.
01:03:21I'm sorry.
01:03:22I didn't want to.
01:03:23No, Margo.
01:03:24Hey, to the side.
01:03:25I'm sorry.
01:03:27Margo.
01:03:28Margo, Margo.
01:03:29I'm sorry.
01:03:30Why are you sorry?
01:03:31You didn't do anything.
01:03:32I'm the only one responsible.
01:03:33No, I know I should have told you,
01:03:34even though I tried to tell you.
01:03:35Tell me what?
01:03:36That you're going to commit to a supermodel?
01:03:38No, hey.
01:03:39It's not a supermodel.
01:03:40It doesn't matter.
01:03:41At least it doesn't concern me.
01:03:42Garry is right.
01:03:43I'm just a disaster.
01:03:44Tell me what kind of crazy person takes an unknown to one of the most important days
01:03:48in his sister's life.
01:03:49Well, to be fair, we met last night.
01:03:55I'm sorry I got you involved in this.
01:03:57You're so kind.
01:03:58No, I'm not.
01:03:59I don't consider myself kind.
01:04:00What I'm doing here is not kind at all.
01:04:02It's very selfish, in fact.
01:04:04What?
01:04:06Hey, when I saw you outside the restaurant,
01:04:08I felt something I had never felt before.
01:04:11All I wanted to do was hug you and tell you that everything was going to end well.
01:04:16Twenty-four hours passed, you asked me to come,
01:04:19and I just couldn't say no.
01:04:24Love.
01:04:25Not now.
01:04:26Are you okay?
01:04:27It can't be.
01:04:28Why are you still here?
01:04:29Why are you still here?
01:04:30Dude, it's over, understand?
01:04:31She doesn't love you here.
01:04:32And what do you know about what she wants?
01:04:33Don't go on.
01:04:34I know she doesn't want a moron who doesn't decide for her.
01:04:35What? I'm not a moron?
01:04:36Listen, you have to stop.
01:04:37Not that you'll marry someone else.
01:04:38Enough.
01:04:39Griffin is leaving.
01:04:42He must go to a very important place.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:46That's right.
01:04:47I'm leaving.
01:04:48You win.
01:04:49Congratulations.
01:04:50Hey, what about my suit?
01:04:51Keith.
01:04:52Do you know how long it took me to carve that suit?
01:04:54Enough.
01:04:55I'm sorry.
01:04:56Do you want me to give you your suit?
01:04:58You just had to ask for it.
01:04:59Seriously.
01:05:00Oh, look who's back.
01:05:01Griffin, enough.
01:05:02$2,200.
01:05:03Okay, that's enough.
01:05:04Griffin, what do you think you're doing?
01:05:05I'll give you back your suit.
01:05:06$32,000.
01:05:07Is he taking off his clothes?
01:05:08This guy is a nudist.
01:05:09This wedding is getting better and better.
01:05:11You can't go out, you'll freeze.
01:05:13That's enough.
01:05:14Sir.
01:05:15What?
01:05:16You can't be naked.
01:05:17Dress up.
01:05:18I'm sorry.
01:05:19Thank you very much.
01:05:20I don't have cash, but...
01:05:21Well, it's been a pleasure.
01:05:23Yes, it was unforgettable.
01:05:27I guess I'll pay for the ink.
01:05:30Idiot.
01:05:31I don't understand why you're here.
01:05:32I came for you.
01:05:33You broke up with me.
01:05:34Did you forget?
01:05:35I know, and I was wrong.
01:05:36Come on, give us another chance.
01:05:38I'm asking you.
01:05:40I need a drink.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:51Shit.
01:05:55Fuck.
01:06:09Fuck.
01:06:40Hello, friend.
01:06:41It's me again.
01:06:42Would you take me to the stop?
01:06:44Sure, but I think you forgot something at the party.
01:06:46Oh, yes, the suit.
01:06:47It wasn't mine.
01:06:48No, I mean the girl.
01:06:50She wasn't mine either.
01:06:53I would have thought so.
01:06:56Let's go.
01:07:09Hey, friend.
01:07:10And your pants?
01:07:12That's crazy.
01:07:13They should be the same.
01:07:39Yes.
01:07:40I know, yes.
01:07:41I'm on the list.
01:07:42Griffin Reed.
01:07:48Your name is Griffin?
01:07:50Who would have thought?
01:07:51Does he know about your back?
01:07:52No, I didn't have time to tell him.
01:07:54Wow.
01:07:55Fate sucks.
01:07:56It wasn't fate.
01:07:57You don't have to use that concept anymore.
01:07:58But you like him, right?
01:08:00It doesn't matter.
01:08:01Why would I ask him for his back?
01:08:02I don't know.
01:08:03I don't know.
01:08:04I don't know.
01:08:05I don't know.
01:08:06I don't know.
01:08:07I don't know.
01:08:08Because I would ask a model named Clementine for her hand.
01:08:11Oh!
01:08:12Clementine Pratt?
01:08:13Do you know who she is?
01:08:14I follow her on Instagram.
01:08:15Look at her profile.
01:08:16She has more than 10,000 followers.
01:08:18She's so pretty.
01:08:19Friend, if you're so in love with her,
01:08:21why did she get involved in a wedding with you?
01:08:23He's a nice guy.
01:08:24No one is so nice.
01:08:25Don't insist anymore.
01:08:26He went to ask for another girl's hand,
01:08:27and the real Kip came back for me.
01:08:29Everything ended according to plan.
01:08:31Okay?
01:08:32Fate doesn't exist.
01:08:38Oh!
01:08:39It's too hot with his clothes.
01:08:40Y'all know how it goes.
01:08:42Ooh!
01:08:44I'm just hanging with my crew.
01:08:47On a ride to the moon.
01:08:50Hola!
01:08:51Don't know why you're being rude.
01:08:54Hola.
01:08:55¿Me podría servir un whisky simple?
01:08:58Eres el novio de Clem, ¿no?
01:09:00Oh.
01:09:01Um...
01:09:02Si no, ¿Grover?
01:09:03Griffin.
01:09:04Ah, sí.
01:09:05Griffin.
01:09:06El salva vidas.
01:09:07Abogado.
01:09:08Ah, bien por ti, viejo.
01:09:09Hola.
01:09:10Hola, linda.
01:09:11Hola.
01:09:12Hola.
01:09:13¿Quién llegó a su fiesta de compromiso a última hora?
01:09:14¿Pero qué te pasó en la cara?
01:09:15¿Te asaltaron?
01:09:16¿Qué llevas puesto?
01:09:17No, perdón.
01:09:18Mi teléfono murió,
01:09:19y esta ha sido una noche demasiado larga.
01:09:20Sí, para mí.
01:09:21¿Tienes idea de lo vergonzoso
01:09:22que es llegar sola a la fiesta de año nuevo?
01:09:24No entiendo, pero...
01:09:25Los sponsors estaban esperando que llegáramos.
01:09:26Lo siento.
01:09:27Lo siento mucho.
01:09:28¿Y qué excusa les daré a Sara?
01:09:29No lo sé.
01:09:30Yo...
01:09:31¿Sabes qué?
01:09:32No importa.
01:09:33Llegaré a un nuevo acuerdo con Sara
01:09:34para que tú te vistas con ellos el día de la boda.
01:09:36Okay.
01:09:37No importa.
01:09:38Lo arreglaré de alguna manera.
01:09:40Por favor, un aplauso para la fabulosa Clementine Black.
01:09:46Gracias por venir.
01:09:47Estoy tan emocionada.
01:09:48De verdad, lo estoy.
01:09:50No se alteren.
01:09:51No voy a cantar.
01:09:52Pero quiero agradecer a James
01:09:54por organizar la increíble fiesta de esta noche.
01:09:57No sé ustedes,
01:09:58pero tengo la sensación de que esta, sin duda,
01:10:00será la mejor víspera de año nuevo.
01:10:05De verdad, estoy tan feliz.
01:10:09Bien, chicas.
01:10:10¿Listas para el ramo, verdad?
01:10:12A la cuenta de tres, ¿sí?
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14Tres, dos...
01:10:15¡Uno!
01:10:16No, solo bromeo.
01:10:17Les pido un segundo antes de que lo lances.
01:10:18Es mi parte favorita de la boda, por cierto.
01:10:20Pero de verdad, tengo que hacer eso.
01:10:21Ahora qué.
01:10:22Se los agradezco.
01:10:23¿Les importaría moverse?
01:10:24Tal vez ustedes no me conocen,
01:10:26pero yo soy Kip.
01:10:28El Kip de verdad.
01:10:29Y solo quiero disculparme por lo que pasó con Kip,
01:10:32el impostor.
01:10:34Y créanme,
01:10:35no quiero robar la atención de la hermosa novia.
01:10:37Ay, no.
01:10:38No querrías hacer eso ahora.
01:10:39Sí.
01:10:40Pero tengo que hacerlo.
01:10:41Es algo muy importante.
01:10:45Okay.
01:10:49Oh, por Dios.
01:10:57Cuando me imaginaba proponiendo matrimonio
01:10:59a mi futura esposa,
01:11:02supe que solo pasaría una vez.
01:11:04Cuando imaginé al hombre de mis sueños
01:11:06proponiéndome matrimonio,
01:11:07quería que fuera un evento único en nuestras vidas.
01:11:10Y no le daría ese momento a una persona
01:11:12de la cual sintiera dudas.
01:11:14Hace veinticuatro horas
01:11:16lo único que quería era que me pidieras matrimonio.
01:11:19Hace veinticuatro horas
01:11:20me había convencido de que tú eras la mujer
01:11:22con la que iba a pasar el resto de mi vida.
01:11:28Pero me temo que eso...
01:11:31¿Qué?
01:11:32¿Qué?
01:11:33¿No era lo que querías?
01:11:34No puedo.
01:11:35No puedo hacer esto.
01:11:36¿Qué?
01:11:37No quiero que tú lo hagas.
01:11:38Lo siento mucho, pero no quiero.
01:11:40¿Qué?
01:11:41Discúlpame.
01:11:43Vamos, arriba.
01:11:44Pero...
01:11:46¡Feliz Año Nuevo!
01:11:48Bien.
01:12:01Margot, detente y piénsalo un segundo.
01:12:03Sé que me estoy avergonzando a mí mismo, pero...
01:12:07te traté sumamente mal anoche, y lo siento.
01:12:10Sí.
01:12:11Recapacité estas últimas veinticuatro horas
01:12:13y supe que estaba cometiendo el mayor error de mi vida.
01:12:16Yo, en verdad, creo que te amo
01:12:20y que quiero casarme contigo.
01:12:22¿Eso crees?
01:12:24¿Qué?
01:12:25¿Qué pasa por tu cabeza?
01:12:27Tú no me amas,
01:12:28y me di cuenta de que...
01:12:30de que yo no te amo.
01:12:32Me divertí tanto esta noche.
01:12:33Conecté de manera genuina y honesta con un desconocido
01:12:36y contigo nunca lo logré en tres meses.
01:12:38Guau, me duele escuchar eso.
01:12:40Solo estoy siendo honesta.
01:12:42Y sabes que es cierto.
01:12:43Pronto te recuperarás de esto.
01:12:46Adiós, Keith.
01:12:47Ahora y para siempre, ¿sí?
01:12:51Adiós.
01:12:58Adiós.
01:13:07Qué locura.
01:13:16Okay.
01:13:29¿Qué? ¿Tienes hambre?
01:13:34Tienes hambre.
01:13:35¿Tienes daño?
01:13:38No, no, no.
01:13:40Descansa.
01:13:46Guau, con que aquí estabas.
01:13:47¿En serio ibas a huir de mi boda?
01:13:49Tenía en mente hacer una salida elegante.
01:13:52Entiendo. Genial.
01:13:54Solo quería hacerte una pregunta antes.
01:13:56¿Por qué me odias?
01:13:58No te odio.
01:13:59Sí.
01:14:00Claro que no te odio.
01:14:01Te adoro.
01:14:02Okay.
01:14:03¿Qué? Es cierto.
01:14:04Desearía poder parecerme a ti.
01:14:06Eres valiente, eres brillante.
01:14:08Donde quiera que vamos, todos te adoran
01:14:10y te casaste con el mejor hombre del planeta.
01:14:13Tu vida es perfecta.
01:14:15¿Crees que mi vida es perfecta?
01:14:17¿Estás loca?
01:14:18No.
01:14:19La única diferencia entre tú y yo es
01:14:21que lucho por lo que quiero tener.
01:14:23Y a ti te asusta intentarlo.
01:14:25No busques parecerte a mí.
01:14:28Solo debes ser tú.
01:14:31Es cierto.
01:14:34Gracias.
01:14:35De nada.
01:14:36Y lamento haber arruinado tu boda.
01:14:38No, no pasa nada.
01:14:40Según Brian, la pelea ya se volvió viral en todos lados.
01:14:46Te adoro, hermana.
01:14:48También te adoro.
01:14:55Sí.
01:15:01Tengo que...
01:15:02Okay, no olvides que mañana comemos.
01:15:04Okay.
01:15:25Okay.
01:15:55Margo.
01:15:58Margo.
01:16:03Húrate.
01:16:16Me encantan los cambios que hiciste en mi depa.
01:16:22¿Margo?
01:16:25Toqué el timbre unas mil veces, pero no abriste,
01:16:27así que solo busqué...
01:16:28No tengo timbre.
01:16:31Quizás que toqué.
01:16:33Oye, no entiendo.
01:16:34¿Qué estás haciendo aquí?
01:16:36Dejaste tu bolso en mi casa.
01:16:38Creí que sería importante para ti.
01:16:40Asuntos legales.
01:16:41Sí.
01:16:42Gracias.
01:16:49¿Solo en casa?
01:16:50Sí.
01:16:51No te comprometiste.
01:16:53Y...
01:16:54No.
01:16:55Oye, ¿cómo supiste?
01:16:57Instagram.
01:16:59Ah, sí, claro.
01:17:03Espera, ¿viniste a mi casa de madrugada
01:17:06solo para traer mi bolso?
01:17:10Sí.
01:17:12Y para enseñarte algo también.
01:17:14¿Qué vas a enseñarme?
01:17:22¿Quieres ayudarme?
01:17:24¿Es una trampa?
01:17:25¡No!
01:17:26Ok.
01:17:27¡Hazlo ya!
01:17:28De acuerdo, bien.
01:17:36En la universidad solo haces tonterías.
01:17:41Es un...
01:17:43Un grifo.
01:17:44Griffin en inglés, como tu nombre.
01:17:47¿Fue en la universidad?
01:17:49Sí.
01:17:50Recién terminaba con un ex.
01:17:52Además, bebí más de la cuenta
01:17:54y le pedí a un tatuador que me sorprenda.
01:17:56Así fue.
01:17:57Sorpresa.
01:18:06Al menos no te tatuaste un piolín.
01:18:13Es una locura.
01:18:15¿Mi nombre está en tu cuerpo?
01:18:16Si tienes tatuado margo en el culo,
01:18:18llamaré a la policía.
01:18:19Aún no lo hice, pero es una buena idea.
01:18:26¡Debe ser una puta broma!
01:18:28Clementine, ¿qué haces aquí?
01:18:29Y me llamaste para saber si llegué bien.
01:18:31Pero si terminamos.
01:18:33Quiero mi Sónicker.
01:18:34¿Qué?
01:18:35Mi cepillo de dientes, ¿qué más?
01:18:36Pagué por él y me lo voy a llevar.
01:18:39¿Ahora?
01:18:40Sí, ahora mismo.
01:18:41Antes de que lo metas en tu boca
01:18:42o de que limpies el inodoro con él
01:18:44o antes de que otra persona lo use.
01:18:45Ok, de acuerdo, un segundo.
01:18:47Gracias.
01:18:50Oye, te conozco.
01:18:53¿Eres la chica de Benny Gans?
01:18:55Sí.
01:18:57Y tú robaste mi Uber.
01:18:58¿Robaste a mi novio en venganza?
01:18:59¡No!
01:19:00No, en realidad.
01:19:01No, no lo pensé.
01:19:03¿Cuánto llevas con él?
01:19:04Minutos, segundos, casi, casi nada.
01:19:06¿Cómo le robas al novio a otra persona en un día como este?
01:19:09Te prometo que no lo busqué.
01:19:10Esto es todo, al parecer.
01:19:12¡Tiene una bolsa!
01:19:13Bolsa, sí, un segundo.
01:19:15¿Sabías que me pediría matrimonio esta noche?
01:19:17No, tenía idea.
01:19:19Fue muy humillante.
01:19:20Básicamente, terminó conmigo frente a todos en la fiesta.
01:19:24Algunos lo grabaron en video.
01:19:26Lo lamento.
01:19:28¿Quieres?
01:19:29Gracias.
01:19:30Eso suena muy horrible.
01:19:34He visto tu Instagram.
01:19:36Tienes fotos hermosas.
01:19:38Gracias.
01:19:40Uso Facetune.
01:19:42Se nota que sirve.
01:19:43Ok, traje una bolsa.
01:19:45Lo que necesita es que alguien la contenga.
01:19:47Y más pañuelitos.
01:19:49¿En serio?
01:19:50Griffin.
01:19:51Ok.
01:19:54Parece ser buena persona.
01:19:56Intento ser buena.
01:19:59Ay, no.
01:20:00¿Ok?
01:20:03¿Sabes qué?
01:20:04Espero que no despiertes mañana con la idea
01:20:06que nunca hubo nada real entre ustedes dos
01:20:09y que solo arruinaste el curso de nuestras vidas
01:20:12por una insignificante, romántica y festiva fantasía.
01:20:19No tengo más pañuelitos de papel, pero sí papel higiénico.
01:20:23No puedo.
01:20:25Lo siento.
01:20:26Yo siento mucho lo de esta noche.
01:20:28Oye, Margot, ¿a dónde vas?
01:20:29Margot.
01:20:32¿Qué hiciste?
01:20:34Nada.
01:20:38Bien, ok.
01:20:43Margot.
01:20:45Margot, espera.
01:20:46¿Qué te dijo Clementine?
01:20:47No puedo hacer esto.
01:20:48No me haré responsable por arruinar tu vida
01:20:50como con todos los que me rodean.
01:20:52No estás arruinando nada, ¿ok?
01:20:54Escucha, Margot, no te puedo sacar de mi cabeza.
01:20:56Ni me conoces.
01:20:58Hace un par de horas ibas a pedirle matrimonio a otra chica.
01:21:01Sí, y ese habría sido el peor error de mi vida.
01:21:04Vamos, el 15 de Maple Drive, desayuno en Tiffany's,
01:21:07tu tatuaje, tiene que significar algo.
01:21:09¿No? Es el destino y lo sabes.
01:21:11Ya no aguanto escuchar que el destino sea responsable
01:21:13de todo lo que ocurre.
01:21:15¿A quién no le gusta desayuno en Tiffany's?
01:21:17El 15 de Maple Drive.
01:21:18Te apuesto que si buscas en Google,
01:21:20hay miles de resultados.
01:21:21Pudiste terminar en cualquier otra cama.
01:21:23Sí, pero terminé en la tuya.
01:21:25Así que llámalo destino o suerte o casualidad o lo que sea,
01:21:28pero aún puedo elegir lo que quiero tener.
01:21:30Y elijo tenerte.
01:21:32Y yo elijo hacer...
01:21:35hacer lo correcto aunque no sea lo correcto.
01:21:38Hacer lo correcto aunque duela.
01:21:41Tal vez tu destino esté con esa chica
01:21:43que te espera en tu departamento ahora mismo.
01:21:45¿Tú no crees que eso sea verdad?
01:21:47Agradezco mucho que me ayudaras.
01:21:50No mentí al decir que eres el más gentil de este planeta.
01:21:54Y antes de que me arrebatas, ser gentil no es algo malo.
01:21:57Es fenomenal.
01:21:59Hay pocos así.
01:22:02Por favor, no cambies.
01:22:05Margo, no te vayas.
01:22:09Cuando recibes un regalo del universo,
01:22:11no debes decir que no.
01:22:22Feliz año, Griffin.
01:22:34Feliz año, Griffin.
01:22:58¡Qué bien!
01:23:04Gracias.
01:23:27¡Feliz año nuevo a todos!
01:23:29Hola, hola.
01:23:30Cariño, ¿qué le pasó a tu rostro?
01:23:32Nada, descuide. Es que me estrellé contra un puño bestial.
01:23:36¿Una pelea?
01:23:37El otro debe estar en el hospital.
01:23:39¿Y dónde está Clem?
01:23:41Sí, ¿dónde está la novia maravillosa que tu madre me mostró en Instacart?
01:23:44Instacart. De hecho, no podrá venir. Tenía cosas que hacer.
01:23:47¿Qué le pasó? No me digas que la contagiaste.
01:23:49No, está bien. Está resfriada.
01:23:51Es que...
01:23:54Ambos decidimos que no vale la pena que sigamos.
01:23:57Lamento mucho decepcionarlos. Sé que ustedes...
01:23:59¿Decepcionarlos a nosotros?
01:24:00Sí, sé que el 30 de diciembre es su día especial y yo lo estropeé.
01:24:04Escúchame, es solo un día y ya vas a encontrar tu día y a tu chica.
01:24:09Te amo tanto.
01:24:10Yo te amo más.
01:24:11Ah, ok. Solo necesito ir al baño. Espérenme, ¿sí?
01:24:14Sí, sí.
01:24:30¿Qué pasa?
01:24:45¿Kip? ¿Qué hacen aquí?
01:24:47Oigan, Kip está aquí.
01:24:52Guau.
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