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00:00A few days later...
00:01Rhythmic jokes are the best, Mr. Sawano.
00:04BIRTHDAY PARTY!
00:06Tonight, the 34th member of the Rhythmic Team of the Entertainment Industry,
00:10Kouhai Kuroiji, will make a declaration of war.
00:13Pettahito! Pettahito! Pettahito!
00:16This joke is a little...
00:17It's too much of a sweat.
00:19The extreme party time
00:21doesn't end with just having fun.
00:23Your skin will be clean!
00:25What the hell is that?
00:27What the hell is that?
00:28What is that?
00:29He always slips on this.
00:31You're kidding, right?
00:32He looks like he can do it.
00:34On the 456th episode,
00:36a panty girl dance is added to the rice cake.
00:39It's a la-la-land night,
00:42where you're embarrassed to meet up late.
00:44Hey!
00:47Last week,
00:48we invited a lot of seniors.
00:50It's a funny madman theory.
00:53It's a little different.
00:54This is the signature of Eminem, who we drew.
00:57What the hell is that?
00:59In order to break this flow,
01:01the senior theorist,
01:03Inuchi, stands up.
01:05First of all, it's obvious,
01:07but that outfit is a joke, right?
01:09That's a manzai costume.
01:11This is a manzai costume.
01:13This is the M-1.
01:15Where did you buy that belt?
01:17Well, it's a little creepy,
01:20but as you can see,
01:22I got it from my grandfather.
01:24Your grandfather?
01:25I don't have it.
01:26I don't have it.
01:27You don't have it?
01:28You don't have it?
01:29It used to be popular.
01:30A big bag.
01:32It used to be popular.
01:34Is it your grandfather's?
01:35Yes, as you can see,
01:37my grandfather is a mid-ranger.
01:39Mid-ranger?
01:40Yes, mid-ranger.
01:41What about you, Ai-chan?
01:42As you can see,
01:43Ai-chan's grandfather was an elephant.
01:45An elephant?
01:46A blue ranger.
01:47He was a blue ranger.
01:48He was a blue ranger.
01:49He was a blue ranger.
01:50What kind of technique do you have?
01:51Do it for him, Ai-chan.
01:52Do it for him.
01:53Do it for him.
01:54It's amazing.
01:55It's amazing.
02:02The elephant demon,
02:03Paon-ranger.
02:04Pao-ranger?
02:05He's strong.
02:06Pao-ranger?
02:07I thought it was Paa-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-on,
02:09but it was like a horse.
02:10That's the technique of the blue ranger inside.
02:12Ai-san!
02:13No, no, no.
02:14I don't know.
02:15I don't know.
02:16You don't know?
02:17I don't know.
02:18You don't know?
02:19The blue ranger inside did it.
02:21I made a mistake.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:23I made a mistake.
02:24I have to overcome the rough waves.
02:30What did the rangers fight against?
02:34That's right.
02:35That's right.
02:36The dermatologist?
02:37What did you do with the dermatologist?
02:39What did you do with the dermatologist?
02:40What?
02:41What did you do with the dermatologist?
02:42Minamikawa-san didn't say anything about the previous episode.
02:47That's not true.
02:48Please say it.
02:49He didn't mention it.
02:50He's getting sucked into his role.
02:51You are the dermatologist, right?
02:52That's right.
02:53You are the dermatologist, right?
02:54Minamikawa-san.
02:55You have to fight.
02:56You have to fight.
02:57I have to fight.
02:58The dermatologist.
02:59Don't you have enough power to lick him normally?
03:01You are the dermatologist.
03:03How dare you do that when you were my age.
03:06I'm going to fix your skin!
03:08I can't stand this.
03:14Oh, you're beautiful.
03:16Your skin looks beautiful.
03:18I'm scared. I'm so scared of the situation.
03:22I'm scared. I'm so scared of the situation.
03:25What should I do?
03:27Minamikawa. Minamikawa.
03:29I'm not Minamikawa.
03:31You're not Minamikawa.
03:33You're not Minamikawa.
03:35I'm not Minamikawa.
03:37Who are you?
03:38I'm Maruakaji.
03:39Maruakaji?
03:40Maruakaji.
03:41The actor Maruakaji.
03:42Kill him. Kill him.
03:44Kill him.
03:46I'm Maruakaji.
03:48I'm Maruakaji.
03:49My special move is Hanage-Saiminjutsu.
03:52Hanage-Saiminjutsu?
03:53Look at this 50 yen.
03:55She's holding it with her hand.
03:56Here I go.
03:59You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:03You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:06You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:11You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:15I'm Tominaga Ai from Skinhead.
04:17What is that?
04:18What's that?
04:19Namikawa-san!
04:20Ichiyoshi!
04:21Ichiyoshi!
04:22Being kicked on Saiminjutsu.
04:25Disgusting.
04:26Saimin has dissolved.
04:27He's dissolved.
04:29I can't believe she called me Ichiyoshi.
04:31I can't believe she called me Ichiyoshi.
04:32I can't believe she called me Ichiyoshi.
04:35It's so scary.
04:36It's filled with anger.
04:39The twins have arrived.
04:40They have, they have arrived.
04:42They have arrived.
04:43You're so cool!
04:45I forgot the normal version.
04:47You're...
04:49You're...
04:51Tetsuya Takeda's...
04:53I don't want to imitate him.
04:55You have the same hair.
04:57You have the same hair.
05:01I'm sorry!
05:05They're so different!
05:09Tetsuya Takeda.
05:11Tetsuya Takeda.
05:13He's so fast!
05:15He's so fast!
05:17Ringo is my senior.
05:19Of course.
05:21She's my classmate.
05:23Today's claimants!
05:25They're here too!
05:27They're here too!
05:29They're here too!
05:31They're here too!
05:33They're here too!
05:35They're here too!
05:37They're here too!
05:39Show us!
05:41Show us!
05:43Show us!
05:45Who should I look at?
05:47Who should I look at?
05:49Tamayo!
05:51There's a Yasumura performance.
05:53Stay still until then.
05:55You don't know that?
05:57You don't know?
05:59You don't know?
06:01Tamayo!
06:03What's wrong, Mari?
06:05Mari, what's wrong?
06:09Why didn't you decide?
06:11Why didn't you decide?
06:13Yasumura is done.
06:15There's a foot.
06:17There's a foot.
06:19There's a foot.
06:21There's a foot.
06:23I'm sorry, Yasumura-chan.
06:25You can look as big as you want.
06:27You can look as big as you want.
06:29But the foot is for men in their early 60s.
06:31But the foot is for men in their early 60s.
06:35I'll do it first.
06:37I'll do it first.
06:39I'll do it first.
06:45Tamayo!
06:47Tamayo!
06:49I don't have it.
06:51I don't have it.
06:53I don't have the panty cloth.
06:57I don't have it.
07:03If you give me the receipt,
07:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tamayo,
07:09Bounty Blacks, Tamayo, Bounty Blacks,
07:15Bounty, Bounty, Bounty Blacks.
07:19Which one?
07:20I didn't write it.
07:21What are you doing?
07:22What's going on?
07:23That's enough.
07:24That's enough.
07:25That's enough.
07:26Wait a minute.
07:27Wait a minute.
07:28Wait a minute.
07:29Wait a minute.
07:30What?
07:31Wait a minute.
07:32Wait a minute.
07:33What?
07:34I found two of Tamayo's Dragon Balls.
07:36Oh, my.
07:37How can you make a wish come true with just five?
07:40Which one?
07:41Which one?
07:42Which one?
07:43Which one?
07:44Tamayo Amusement Park.
07:45The entrance to Tamayo Amusement Park is here.
07:47All right.
07:48Let's go to the amusement park.
07:49No, no.
07:50No, no.
07:51No, no.
07:52No, no.
07:53No, no.
07:54No, no.
07:55No, no.
07:56No, no.
07:57No, no.
07:58No, no.
07:59No, no.
08:00All right, all right.
08:01Hey, wait a minute.
08:02Wait a minute.
08:03You guys are so crazy.
08:04You guys are so crazy.
08:05You guys are so crazy.
08:06This is a complaint case, right?
08:07That's right.
08:08Don't you have a complaint?
08:09Absolutely.
08:10You guys are doing something bad.
08:11Please don't do that.
08:12You guys don't make a complaint every time.
08:13I do.
08:14Don't make a complaint every time.
08:15Please don't show us any more jokes.
08:16You guys are doing something bad.
08:17Today, let's not make any more jokes.
08:18Now, let's start with Tokyo NETA's complaint.
08:19Here it is.
08:20We want to liven up the rhythm comedy industry together.
08:21It's not a complaint...
08:22It's not a complaint...
08:23Yes, we are comedians with a sense of rhythm.
08:26That's right.
08:27That's right.
08:29YANIMARI is a comedian with a sense of rhythm, right?
08:31Yes.
08:32Mr. Sawano, a comedian with a sense of rhythm is the strongest.
08:35That's right.
08:36Even if you go to a business meeting, you will definitely be treated well.
08:39Even children will be treated well.
08:41The most difficult thing for a comedian is a round-table business meeting.
08:45At a New Year's party or a New Year's party, everyone greets at a round-table meeting.
08:50If it's a manzai, it doesn't work at all.
08:52It doesn't work at all.
08:53I don't even look at it.
08:54That's right.
08:55However, if it's a rhythm story, I feel like a song is playing.
08:58That's really true.
08:59I'm going to tilt my ears a little.
09:01There are a lot of comedians with a sense of rhythm.
09:04There is ORIDASHI.
09:05There is HASHIROKU.
09:07Recently, there is CHAMPIONS.
09:09That's right.
09:10That's right.
09:11That's right.
09:12YONEDA 2000 is also a comedy with a sense of rhythm.
09:16That's right.
09:18Let's make it a success.
09:24YONEDA 2000 showed this rhythmical story at the M-1 final.
09:33In addition to this, there are many other stories that use a unique rhythm.
09:38The dance team that wants to ride the musicality of YONEDA 2000 begins to appeal.
09:44What kind of Ayamori are you doing?
09:46Let's do it.
09:491, 2, 3, 4.
10:05That's cheap.
10:06That's cheap.
10:09That's cheap.
10:10That's cheap.
10:17That's cheap.
10:21That's cheap.
10:25What are you doing?
10:26That's cheap.
10:27That's cheap.
10:28That's cheap.
10:29That's cheap.
10:32I was going to do it like an American comedy.
10:36Don't use your power.
10:39Do it properly.
10:41Stop it.
10:44Don't use your power.
10:47Don't use your power.
10:49I've been thinking about it.
10:52What did you do?
10:54I only used my power.
10:551, 2, 3, 4.
11:11Horse is the end.
11:13What are you doing?
11:15What are you doing?
11:16What are you doing?
11:17What are you doing?
11:18You always say that.
11:21Stop it.
11:24Stop it.
11:26Brotherhood.
11:45I'm not a man.
11:48He's here.
11:49He's here.
11:50I've been watching you since you were a kid.
11:53That's amazing.
11:54You're already an AV.
11:59Do you want to start surfing?
12:01What?
12:03I was thinking about this.
12:05I was thinking about this.
12:07Why are you angry?
12:08What's the meaning of that joke?
12:11I'm a keeper.
12:13I'm a keeper.
12:14I'll send you.
12:17Sanma is angry.
12:22I've been improving my rhythm.
12:27I got married.
12:31You got married?
12:32I got a message from Sanma to my mother who was against it.
12:36That's how I got married.
12:38Miyazaki's mother.
12:39He will shine.
12:41He will be the champion of M-1.
12:46He will be the champion of M-1.
12:48You're using Sanma in a strange way.
12:50Is it okay to use Sanma like that?
12:52I'll give you some advice.
12:57I want it.
12:58I want you to do it.
12:59I think it's good to have a sense of the world.
13:03But it's a world of two people.
13:06I see.
13:07I think you should do a rhythm like Yajimari.
13:11Who?
13:13Yajimari's master.
13:15Yajimari's master?
13:16Is there such a thing?
13:17I'm interested.
13:18Is that so?
13:19I'm interested.
13:20I'm interested.
13:21I've done it before.
13:25I don't want to do it.
13:26I don't want to do it.
13:27I've done what I want to do.
13:28I'm happy.
13:31I'm in trouble.
13:32Please line up.
13:33It's round.
13:35I'll sing and give you instructions.
13:37Please aim for a full combo.
13:40Please point at it.
13:41Like this?
13:42Please point at it.
13:43Please do it slowly.
13:46It's okay.
13:50I'll do it.
13:51Yajimari's master.
13:52A toy.
13:59Stop.
14:00Stop.
14:01Stop.
14:02What is it?
14:03I don't know.
14:04I don't know.
14:05I don't know.
14:06I don't know.
14:07I don't know.
14:08I don't know.
14:09Please explain.
14:10I don't know.
14:11Please do it.
14:15Good.
14:16It's good.
14:17It's okay.
14:18It's okay.
14:19It's okay.
14:25Stop.
14:26What are you doing?
14:27I don't know.
14:28I just want to do this.
14:30I just want to do this.
14:31I just want to do this.
14:32I just want to do this.
14:35It's hard.
14:38I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
14:40You guys are just so focused.
14:42I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:46Here I go.
14:48Donguri, korokoro, donguri ko.
14:50I'm in the pond.
14:52This is a big deal.
14:58Fuji-san, you're crazy.
15:00Fuji-san, stop it.
15:02What?
15:04What are you doing?
15:08Minamikawa-san, let's do it.
15:10Minamikawa-san, let's do it.
15:12Horikawa-san, let's do it.
15:14Horikawa-san, let's do it.
15:16Yajimari-ya.
15:18Yajimari-ya.
15:20Yajimari-ya.
15:22Here I go.
15:24Donguri, korokoro, donguri ko.
15:26I'm in the pond.
15:28This is a big deal.
15:30Hello.
15:32Let's play together.
15:34No, no.
15:38Nankyoku Motogatari, you idiot.
15:40I just want to do it.
15:42I just want to do it.
15:44I just want to do it.
15:46Nankyoku Motogatari?
15:48The second one is Nankyoku.
15:50I'm sorry.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:54It's my fault.
15:56It's my fault.
15:58I'm sorry.
16:00Yajimari's turn is over.
16:04It's Yajimari's turn.
16:06Let's do it together.
16:08Huh?
16:10We can't do it naked.
16:12We can't do it naked.
16:14We can't do it naked.
16:16Naked.
16:18Yajimari's one is good.
16:20The music in my story is the best.
16:24If you don't become naked,
16:26you can do it.
16:28Oh, no. Hey, no to go there honey. Come you go. Oh, she's the more. I get it. Okay. Oh, honey. Come on
16:35But I got none of them
16:37So no, I'm talking to you. Oh, you're going to kill it. Oh, no, it's good. Okay. Yeah, you know
16:44Oh, yeah, look at you. Yeah, you know, I'm sorry. I'm honey. Come here. Hi. Yeah, you know Jenna boss. Come on
16:52It's a
16:58Guy
17:28I
17:58Know
18:28I
18:58Know
19:28Oh
19:58Oh
20:28That's awesome.
20:31That's a good one.
20:34That was a good one.
20:39I'm not a kid.
20:40I'm a grown man.
20:42Yasumura, please.
20:44Yes, sir.
20:45I'm a manten.
20:46I'm a manten.
20:47The shutters are closed.
20:49I'm the pilot of the Birdman Contest, and I'm here to tell you what's going on.
20:56Hey!
20:58I've lost 2kg!
21:012kg!
21:03I'm so tired!
21:05If I sleep in the car on the way home, I won't be able to sleep at night!
21:10Why would you say that?
21:12I'm not saying that!
21:13That's not what this is about!
21:15Wonderful! Thank you!
21:16We're going to play the Shai-Shu-Ru game.
21:19Shai-Shu-Ru?
21:20Shai-Shu-Ru.
21:24Alright!
21:25What do you think?
21:26Kuro-san!
21:27Kuro-san!
21:28Cleopatra?
21:29Cleopatra?
21:30She's smiling!
21:31She's smiling happily.
21:33Let's go!
21:35We're going to play the Shai-Shu-Ru game.
21:38Shai-Shu-Ru?
21:40A person who goes to the bathroom right after talking about themselves in a club.
21:45That's Shai!
21:46That's Shai!
21:47Shai-Shu-Ru!
21:49That's cute.
21:51A person who finds a box of Kikirara that he used to use in the department store and looks at it.
21:59Kikirara!
22:01Shai-Shu-Ru!
22:06A person who is the most popular person in Shibuya.
22:19A person who drinks Viagra every morning.
22:27A person who is quiet.
22:32I'm not bad.
22:33No!
22:35That's no good!
22:36That's no good!
22:40Next week.
22:41You gave us the lowest score in history.
22:44I'm going to kill you.
22:47You're playing Battle Royale!
22:48That's right.
22:49We're completely different.
22:51You can play it at all.
22:52When I got my battery, I quit being an idiot and started playing it as an old man.
22:56I've given up.
22:57Furthermore.
22:58A picture of Nunokawa's back door was sent as a stamp.
23:02Is that real?
23:03Is that real?
23:04This is how you do it.
23:05No, this is...
23:09Hey!
23:10Hey!
23:11Hey!
23:12T-Bert and FOD.
23:16Tamayo is Harenji.
23:19It's delicious!
23:22It's delicious!
23:23It's delicious!
23:24All the people on the show are messed up.
23:26What?
23:27Please decide what to do on the show.
23:29Why?
23:30I think it's better to get excited.
23:33Tamayo...
23:34Tamayo...
23:35You're complaining.
23:36I'm not complaining.
23:37You don't look at my eyes.
23:39I'm really nervous.
23:40You're a bit of a hypocrite.
23:42That's right.
23:43I don't want to be involved.
23:44Don't make a mistake.
23:45What are you talking about?
23:46There's a game called Yajimari.
23:49Why do you play it once every six months?
23:54I do the same thing once a year.
23:58Why do you have time to play it regularly?
24:01He's a master of Yajimari.
24:02When I play Yajimari, the same members appear.
24:06That's right.
24:07Of course, we're like this.
24:10If you're always on the show, you should be on the show.
24:13I don't talk before the show.
24:15Everyone doesn't talk.
24:17I don't talk because I'm nervous.
24:19No one talks.