Aired (January 18, 2025): Nakakatawa, nakakakilig, pero minsan panira sa buhay ng tao ang chismis! Sasamahan tayo ng 'King of Talk' na si Boy Abunda sa 'Your Honor' upang talakayin kung paano nga ba naging bahagi ng kulturang Pinoy ang tsismisan! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00It all started with what I saw on the street.
00:02You know, the people who are watching us right now.
00:05What?
00:05That's how it is.
00:07They can relate to everything.
00:11Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
00:24Good afternoon, morning, and evening.
00:27No matter the time and place, you are listening and watching us.
00:31Hello, hello to all of you.
00:32A round of applause for your owner!
00:35Another great episode.
00:37This is a new hearing in the House of Honourables.
00:41Hello, hello to all of you.
00:43Those who are reading the newspapers,
00:46those who are in line at the LTO,
00:49those who are bored,
00:49those who are listening to us.
00:51What else?
00:51Our mothers who are fighting, listening, and watching.
00:55Hello to all of you.
00:56Those who will be cooking later.
00:58That will take a while.
00:59Yes, about 45 minutes.
01:00Just in time.
01:01After this, it's already cooked.
01:03Let's go to our main issue.
01:04Here it is.
01:05Let's start our session, your honour.
01:08Please rise for your honour, Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
01:11Thank you so much.
01:12Please sit down for the second chair, Buboy Villar.
01:15Sit down.
01:16I need to do this to you.
01:17My muscles are a bit tight here.
01:18Yes, my suit is a bit tight.
01:21Okay, but in fairness to you.
01:24In fairness to you, Madam Chair,
01:27you're so elegant.
01:28Sometimes, I get confused.
01:30Last time, you were wearing a Barbie.
01:31And now, wow.
01:33Organza.
01:34Because we should be organized today.
01:36I can relate to that.
01:38Okay, because this is a special and special show for us,
01:43please give a round of applause to our honourable resource person.
01:46He is the real honourable.
01:48We are not.
01:49It's true.
01:50Alright, the king of talk, the one and only,
01:52Mr. Boy Abunda.
01:55Can I stand up?
01:56Yes, you can.
01:57Can I stand up as well?
01:59Do you want to watch?
02:00Yes, we'll be there, Uncle Boy.
02:01We'll be there to watch.
02:03Thank you so much.
02:04I'm just excited.
02:05Yes.
02:06It's a great honor to be a part of this session,
02:10of this hearing.
02:11Vice Chair, Madam Chair, thank you so much.
02:13But thank you.
02:14You made us walk faster than we planned.
02:18I can't do it.
02:19There's Boy Abunda in your honour.
02:21Madam Chair, this is the first time my hands are shaking.
02:24To be honest, we're so honoured.
02:26But since we're here for our oath-taking,
02:30is it okay with you, Uncle Boy?
02:32Yes, of course.
02:33I'm waiting for this.
02:34So I'll stand up.
02:35Yes.
02:35I'll just stand here.
02:36You can just stand here.
02:38Yes, Madam Chair.
02:38Please raise your right hand.
02:40We can't make fun of him.
02:41Other people raise their arms.
02:43But for him, it's his hand.
02:44It's his hand.
02:46Uncle Boy, do you swear to tell the truth?
02:48The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
02:51So help yourself.
02:52Yes.
02:53Is that the answer?
02:54Yes, that's right.
02:55Perfect.
02:56Perfect.
02:57Those three letters.
02:58Can I say, yes, I will?
02:59Yes.
03:00Do you swear?
03:01Yes, I do.
03:02Can I say that?
03:03Yes, you can.
03:04But just say yes.
03:05They might think I'm married.
03:06Uncle Boy, if I say yes.
03:07Okay.
03:08And there might be a problem.
03:09Are you ready, Uncle Boy?
03:10This is the...
03:11Can I hold my hand?
03:12Yes, you can.
03:13This is the whole show.
03:14This is the hearing.
03:15You should follow the rules.
03:16You can put down your hand.
03:18Vice Chair.
03:19Wow.
03:20British.
03:21Thank you very much.
03:22You know, it's classy.
03:23Okay.
03:24Uncle Boy, we have prepared some questions.
03:27We asked some constituents.
03:30Okay.
03:31Yes.
03:32Actually, this question is not for me, Uncle Boy.
03:34You're making it difficult.
03:35You're scared.
03:37Why are you doing this to me?
03:40Chill, chill.
03:41Chill, partner, chill.
03:42Just chill.
03:43But my first question, Uncle Boy.
03:44Why is this?
03:46Ask first, okay?
03:47So it's over.
03:48Uncle Boy, I love you.
03:50I love you too.
03:51I have a question for you.
03:52Do you use shampoo?
03:54Someone gave me a shampoo as a gift last Christmas.
03:58Really?
03:59I gave it back to him.
04:01It just means that he doesn't know that I don't have hair anymore.
04:04It's like you're not thinking.
04:05But did you know that he needs to use a conditioner?
04:09The scalp treatment, even if you don't have hair.
04:13I have a little bit, but yes.
04:15But not daily.
04:16Because it might be damaged.
04:18Yes, that's true.
04:19And the scalps get dry if you use shampoo every day.
04:23So a good conditioner is really good.
04:24That's noted.
04:25Thank you very much.
04:26I'm getting excited with Boy Abunda in our show.
04:30Boy Abunda, 1.
04:31Boo Boy, 0.
04:33You're good.
04:34I'll score you.
04:36One more confusing question.
04:38Uncle Boy, what's your relationship with Ate Girl?
04:41Her mother is my mother's cousin.
04:43They were neighbors when my father married her.
04:47When they moved to Samar, they had an argument because their grandfathers became companions.
04:55That's a long story.
04:57Did you follow that?
04:59That's our relationship with Ate Girl.
05:01Boy Abunda, 2.
05:02Choose Day, 0.
05:04Boy Abunda is really good.
05:06I'll score you.
05:08This is really my question.
05:10She's really insisting on her question.
05:13I really want to ask this.
05:14When did it start?
05:16What do you call your Uncle Boy?
05:19I made a decision not to call him Ate.
05:24He's not Ate Girl.
05:25He's Uncle Boy.
05:26I don't know the real answer to that.
05:29I just became Uncle Boy.
05:31What's funny is that my grandparents, my mother, and my father call me Uncle Boy.
05:36Sometimes, is it okay to call you Uncle Boy?
05:38Yes.
05:40I don't have an exact date.
05:41But if you force me, I'll give it to you.
05:43What date?
05:44January 1, 2003.
05:46I don't know why.
05:48I just came up with it.
05:51We're just like him.
05:52He's also an inventor.
05:54I want guests like him.
05:56Of course.
05:57That's a must.
05:58So that the answer will be fast.
05:59He's a net inventor.
06:01I like it.
06:03Uncle Boy, thank you for inviting me.
06:06I'll treat this like a classroom.
06:10I'll learn here besides entertaining people.
06:14We'll go through the fast talk right away.
06:17Because we need to learn from him on how to do his show.
06:21You have one hour, Uncle Boy.
06:25It's already wrapped.
06:26You can go home now, Booboy.
06:28Okay.
06:29I'll just go straight to ask Uncle Boy.
06:32Uncle Boy, we're in an industry full of cheeses.
06:36You're the bread and butter.
06:38No matter what we say, there's also a tinge of gossip.
06:42Would you say this is beneficial for us Filipinos?
06:45We gossip.
06:46It's part of the culture.
06:48Before I answer your question,
06:51there was a time in my career, you're right,
06:53that I was bothered by...
06:57Boy, what gossip?
07:00It was a dubious reputation.
07:03That what I was doing was delivering gossip.
07:07I was a bit affected.
07:09Wait, why?
07:10Because our understanding of gossip is not true.
07:14It's invented.
07:15And there's a way to destroy it.
07:18There's a way that gossip is made to demean,
07:21to derogate the so-called vice-chair.
07:24So that's the premise of the word gossip.
07:28It's nothing.
07:29There's nothing good about it.
07:30I'm just saying.
07:31Because it's fun.
07:33But when we study it,
07:35it became part of a paper that I wrote
07:39for my Master's in Communications.
07:41Dichotomy of Gossip.
07:44I just remembered that.
07:45You're dead.
07:46We already have a dichotomy here, Mr. Honor.
07:49To the listeners, Mrs. Marie.
07:51Let's listen to each other.
07:53Dichotomy.
07:54Remember.
07:55We studied it a bit.
07:57So to the question,
07:58I'll go first.
07:59The question was,
08:01Do we really need a gossip culture?
08:04Is it good for the Filipino people
08:07that we have this?
08:08Dangerous question.
08:09I don't think show business would be as much fun
08:14without gossip.
08:15I agree.
08:16I agree, right?
08:17It's a painful truth but yes, I agree.
08:19So let's go to the discussion.
08:21What is really gossip in show business?
08:23There's gossip that's funny.
08:25There's gossip that's entertaining.
08:27It's just entertaining.
08:28It's a joke.
08:29It's almost a joke.
08:31There are also gossips that become a source of information.
08:36You get information.
08:38You get information.
08:40There are also gossips that,
08:42like what I said earlier,
08:43are made up.
08:44Yes.
08:45There are gossips that are made on purpose
08:52to, you know,
08:54in the art of war,
08:56there are gossips to distract,
09:00to disrupt the enemy.
09:02To confuse the enemy,
09:04you cover up that the king is dead
09:06or that there are no soldiers left in the field.