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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
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00:00Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
00:14Order! Order in the court! Order!
00:17Order! Order!
00:19What's your order, your honor?
00:21Two weng-weng, one kilawindu.
00:22Okay. Second honor?
00:24Wait, let me order.
00:25Our waiter is a bit rude.
00:27He's still ordering. He doesn't care about you.
00:30Okay, everyone, please rise for your honor.
00:33Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
00:35Thank you so much, ma'am. Thank you.
00:37And everybody, please sit down for your second honor,
00:39Mr. Vice Chair Buboy Villar.
00:41Sit down, sit down.
00:43That's why our waiter is a bit rude.
00:45It's my fault.
00:47Okay. Welcome to our hearing here in the House of Honorables.
00:51This is the craziest hearing in the history of the country.
00:55And this is not just a hearing.
00:56It's a vodka spa.
00:58And this is...
00:59Your Honor!
01:01Good day to all of you.
01:02You can watch us exclusively on the YULOL channel on YouTube.
01:06And you can also listen to us on Spotify.
01:08And you can also watch us live on our fresh episodes on YULOL.
01:12That's right. Mr. Vice Chair, you're very good at that.
01:15Chikahan, chismisan, investigasyon, debate.
01:18All of that you will learn here in Your Honor.
01:21And today, we will investigate an issue.
01:25Can a man and a woman really be friends without any mistakes?
01:33I'm sure you have different opinions about that.
01:36So if you have a comment, question, and violent reaction,
01:40just comment down below.
01:42Just post your answers in your comment section.
01:44Yes, we really want that.
01:46Type away, my friends.
01:47And to help us solve this issue,
01:50we have invited a very talented actor.
01:53Actually, he anticipated this.
01:55Because of all the things that happened.
01:57Actually, he arrived just now.
01:59He was the first one.
02:00Right away?
02:01Yes.
02:01He came to our show as a friend.
02:05Please welcome, Paolo Contis!
02:10Hi, Pao!
02:11How are you, Pao?
02:13Hi, guys.
02:14First of all, may I have your oath, please?
02:18Raise your right hand, Paolo.
02:20Do you swear to tell the truth?
02:22Look, I'm getting nervous.
02:24Because he's saying that he won't tell the truth.
02:27He won't tell the truth.
02:29Don't ask questions.
02:30Don't ask questions.
02:31Do you swear to tell the truth?
02:32The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
02:34So help yourself.
02:35Of course not.
02:38And I accept that.
02:41I won't be caught.
02:42Right?
02:43Not all of our guests can tell the truth.
02:45Sometimes, our guests can be liars.
02:47Okay.
02:48Speaking of lies,
02:49for your opening statement,
02:53from 1 to 10,
02:56you'll be pushed to the showbiz.
02:59How harsh is the term that we always say,
03:02we're just friends?
03:0410!
03:0510 being harsh?
03:06That's harsh.
03:07Harsh?
03:09Do you know who's denying?
03:10Who?
03:11Here, I'll do it one by one.
03:13Are you ready?
03:15Are you ready?
03:16It's like we don't have a whisperer here.
03:18No, one by one.
03:19He won't use the executive whisperer.
03:22At all.
03:23Here in our showbiz.
03:25You know him.
03:26You've been friends and colleagues for a long time.
03:27Yes, and gym buddies.
03:28Yes.
03:29Bubuy's body is getting better.
03:31I don't know why.
03:32Hey!
03:33Looks like he's preparing for something.
03:34Hey!
03:35Okay.
03:36Let's go to the hot topic we're talking about.
03:39Can you, Paolo,
03:40for example, be friends?
03:42Just be friends.
03:44There's no wrong or right way
03:46in a boy-girl relationship.
03:49Personally, I don't believe in that.
03:51Why? Okay, you're qualified.
03:53Huh?
03:54You're qualified.
03:55I still have a lot to say.
03:57I'm still thinking about it.
03:58I hope you two get along.
03:59Yes, I hope so.
04:00Yes, it's possible.
04:02No, no, no.
04:03Explain it.
04:04It's a case-to-case situation.
04:05If it's a friend.
04:06It's been a long time.
04:07It's been decades.
04:08It's been a long time.
04:09It's a group that's always as a group.
04:11I think it's possible.
04:12Friends.
04:13Because for me, friends are different.
04:15We're BG girls.
04:16We're charis.
04:17We talk to each other.
04:18We're friends.
04:19Friends.
04:20It's not like you're best friends.
04:22Say, opposite sex.
04:24It won't happen.
04:26It's not wrong.
04:27Why is that?
04:28Yes.
04:29Or is it just you?
04:30No, it's all of us.
04:31It's all of us.
04:32It's all of us.
04:33It's all of the guys.
04:35Well, 95%.
04:38Of the guys.
04:39Yes.
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay, here's the thing.
04:42I said this earlier.
04:43Friends of girls and guys
04:45are just friends
04:47because it's clear
04:49to a girl.
04:50It's clear to a girl
04:51that we're just friends.
04:53Ah, I get it.
04:55A girl is the gatekeeper.
04:57A girl is the gatekeeper.
04:58Not all of them, but mostly all of them.
05:00Unless you have a partner or what,
05:02maybe,
05:04especially,
05:05you shouldn't have a girlfriend.
05:06Yes, you shouldn't have one.
05:07But it's impossible.
05:09Especially if it's a guy.
05:11Let's go back.
05:13For example, a girl is the one
05:15who's waiting for stimulus from the guy.
05:17For example, I'm a girl.
05:19I have a boyfriend,
05:20but I want to elevate
05:22or go to the next phase.
05:24I'm waiting for him.
05:25I'm the one who's opening the gate.
05:26What are you opening?
05:27The gate.
05:28Okay.
05:29I'm making sure.
05:30What about the guy?
05:32He's not feeling it.
05:34How do you handle that?
05:36Has that happened to you?
05:38A girl is the one who says,
05:39I don't want to be just friends.
05:41I want to take it to the next level.
05:43If the guy doesn't want it,
05:44it won't happen.
05:45Really?
05:47You're saying,
05:48take it to the next level, what?
05:49Ligawan?
05:50Yes.
05:51It will become a relationship.
05:52It won't happen if the guy doesn't want it.
05:54Unless the girl wants it.
05:56You know, some...
05:57Other thing.
05:58Some other thing.
05:59Unless the girl wants it,
06:01purely physical,
06:03the guy will go in.
06:04But if the guy doesn't want to be in a relationship,
06:07no matter how the girl feels,
06:09it won't happen.
06:10It won't happen.
06:11So it should be a mutual agreement.
06:13Yes.
06:14But what if,
06:16the girl says,
06:17but it's beautiful.
06:18You want it.
06:19You want it too.
06:20It's beautiful.
06:21If the girl is beautiful,
06:22or the guy is handsome,
06:23****.
06:27Let's be straightforward.
06:29He's denying the date.
06:31So it won't be friends anymore.
06:32It won't be friends anymore.
06:33They're all asking questions.
06:34So what if it won't be friends anymore?
06:37Oh, automatic.
06:38You know, automatic.
06:39Sorry, I didn't...
06:40So what if it's still friends?
06:41I didn't believe in friends,
06:42then it can...
06:43Yes, that's it.
06:44I didn't believe in that.
06:45Because it will change.
06:46Yes.
06:47The dynamics will change.
06:48Yes.
06:49But it's like,
06:50it's a trend, right?
06:51It's like...
06:52It's like a trend.
06:53Yes.
06:54Trending.
06:55Friends with benefits.
06:56I didn't believe in that.
06:57If it's set up like that,
06:58the girl will be disappointed.
07:00Of course, ladies,
07:01don't do that to yourselves.
07:02Yes, yes.
07:03And for some reason,
07:04because we're in a time where
07:05equality,
07:06equal,
07:07blah, blah, blah.
07:08But so,
07:09up to that point,
07:10the feeling of the girl,
07:12what the guy can do,
07:13we can do that, right?
07:15But I believe that
07:16when it comes to that,
07:17you're not equal
07:18because you're at a disadvantage.
07:19The girl.
07:20That's true.
07:21We have more vulnerabilities
07:22than the guy.
07:23Yes, yes.
07:24And we're also the ones
07:25who can do well.
07:26Correct.
07:27Correct.
07:28If it doesn't work out,
07:29something happens.
07:30Correct.
07:31This is how it is.
07:32I'll tell you.
07:33Hey!
07:34This is not about me.
07:35Madam Chair.
07:36I thought this was about me.
07:37Can you calm down?
07:38It's like we're going
07:39in that direction.
07:40But,
07:41Paolo,
07:42when does malice happen?
07:44What's the starting point?
07:46For example,
07:47we're friends,
07:48we don't have anything.
07:49You,
07:50I'm sure you have
07:51platonic friends
07:52with the girls.
07:53But how do you overcome it?
07:55How do you push
07:56the other side?
07:57How does malice happen?
07:59Second chair,
08:00that's what I think.
08:03You're the one.
08:04I'll pass it to you.
08:05What is that,
08:06Your Honor?
08:07You know,
08:08it's hard for men
08:09to deal with questions.
08:11You,
08:12Madam Chair.
08:13What is it?
08:14It's emotional.
08:15Exactly.
08:16Like I said,
08:17mutual agreement.
08:18So,
08:19in the middle of a crowd
08:20like a bargada,
08:21for example,
08:22there's 20 of you
08:23but you have 2
08:24to understand each other.
08:25You'll go out
08:26and talk.
08:28Correct.
08:29Then you're not friends.
08:30You're not friends.
08:31Malice happens
08:32when there's
08:33a bouncing back
08:34of energy.
08:35For example,
08:36you emit
08:37flirty energy.
08:38You touched her.
08:39You touched her
08:40and she touched you.
08:43That's a different story.
08:44The energy is bouncing back.
08:45She flirted with you.
08:48That's a different flirting.
08:49She flirted with you.
08:50She flirted with you.
08:51You can see
08:52from the audience
08:53that flirting with the face
08:54is what's happening.
08:55It's a good thing
08:56she's able to close her mouth
08:57because flirting
08:58can make you blind.
09:01There's no N here
09:02in everything you said.
09:05I just asked the wrong question.
09:06We went to
09:07flirting.
09:09It's my fault
09:10because those are my words.
09:11That's what I'm saying.
09:12She's the only one
09:13talking, Madam Chair.
09:14What is this?