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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
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For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Tito Boy, I have a question, Madam Chair, why do we like gossip, Tito Boy?
00:09We have joy that we get when others talk about us.
00:15It's entertainment for us.
00:18Entertainment for me is a sense of power.
00:21The sense of power that I'm able to talk about other people in this light, right?
00:27Most people say that gossip is done when you're at the back.
00:30You don't do gossip in front of people.
00:32It's different.
00:33It's in front of people. It's directed.
00:35That's why I react when people say that we're the purveyors of gossip.
00:39Because when we do talk shows like this one, we're very research-heavy.
00:44Correct. Yes.
00:45Right? We're very research-heavy.
00:47So when they say, is what you're saying true?
00:50For example, me and my colleagues in Fast Talk, the process is long before we say,
00:56wait, are we going to say that? Are we going to ask that?
00:59What is the implication of this? What are we suggesting?
01:04I did political shows.
01:07Yes.
01:08The more we're polite, thorough in brainstorming,
01:13the more thorough the shows are, like Your Honor and Fast Talk.
01:17Yes.
01:18But who doesn't enjoy gossip?
01:21Right?
01:22That's true.
01:25Don't back out.
01:26No, because I'm the only one who only listens.
01:29Oh, the ground has ears.
01:31Yes.
01:32The news has ears.
01:33Yes, I'm just like that.
01:34I have no right to talk.
01:35So the word maybe, Your Honor, is Madam Chair.
01:39Maybe it's not necessary, but let's talk about the present tense.
01:44Part of Filipino life and part of showbiz is gossip.
01:49What Tito Boy said is beautiful, that it's a part of Filipino life.
01:54Because if you look at it, language in itself, Filipino as a word,
01:58we're very inclusive, Tito Boy.
02:00Let's say, for example, the word food.
02:02We use the word food in a socially heavy way.
02:06Nagsikainan.
02:08Nagpakain.
02:10Nanginain.
02:11There's always something to do with the interaction of people.
02:13So in relation to gossip, he used the tool of the ancient Filipinos
02:19to pass on oral history or to describe historical events.
02:24That's why gossip or the word of mouth, pasahan ng chika,
02:29is not all wrong or not all bad.
02:33It depends on the intent.
02:35Tito Boy, am I right?
02:36Yes, and I don't know if it helped or not.
02:40Even religion came here.
02:43That's right. We're the only Catholics in our place.
02:46I think it's said in the Bible. I'm not familiar with it.
02:49But it's an out-and-out.
02:53When you gossip, your intent is to destroy.
02:57So when you say gossip, it's not really good.
03:02But it's important to get the context of using gossip in this day and age.
03:10Especially now in social media.
03:12Platforms are so open.
03:14Yes. There's a new term here, Tito Boy.
03:16It's the modern term. It's not gossip anymore.
03:18It's mamarites.
03:20People call him marites now.
03:23Our marites are different.
03:26There are the number one ones.
03:29Where's Mare?
03:30I have hot news here.
03:32Speaking of kinds of gossip and gossip in the Philippines,
03:37that's what you call the first honor marites.
03:40Yes, that's what I call it.
03:41She has all the juicy gossip.
03:44She's the first to know.
03:46And you're not allowed to interrupt.
03:48Yes.
03:49You need to finish that.
03:50But usually, the first honor marites
03:53heard for example that
03:55Mrs. Cora's husband saw a woman talking in the corner.
04:01That's the truth.
04:02That's what they heard.
04:04Yes.
04:05She doesn't know who, what time, she doesn't know.
04:08Everyone will provide information
04:11that's in the context of what they saw.
04:14There was a conversation in the corner.
04:16It's been a long time since other women gossiped.
04:20And the woman is white.
04:21She likes white people, right?
04:22Yes.
04:23Then, at 6 in the afternoon,
04:26she left her job at 3.
04:28Why is she still there at 6?
04:30That's the first honor marites.
04:32She has an opinion that's being added.
04:35It's not an opinion.
04:36It's presented as facts.
04:38Right?
04:39It's just a story in the corner.
04:42But she's the one who provides the reasons.
04:44Why is she still there at 6?
04:46She left her job at 3.
04:48She likes white people.
04:49This is her husband.
04:50He's the one who's included in the story.
04:53He likes that.
04:54And he's being added. I know that.
04:56It's being added.
04:58Because her brother is a high school classmate.
05:00So there's credibility.
05:02You have to build that credibility.
05:04Her brother is also like that.
05:06They're very close.
05:07Her husband is poor.
05:08He washes the dishes every day.
05:09And you know, he has 5 children.
05:11Where did he go?
05:13That's the first honor.
05:14Wow.
05:15It just started when she saw him at the council.
05:16Yes.
05:17She went to her husband's family.
05:20There's another one, Uncle Boy.
05:22Wait, before we finish that.
05:24Can the first honor marites say,
05:26I know that.
05:27Do you know why?
05:28Don't tell others, okay?
05:30She courted me when we were singing.
05:32So I know.
05:33She's so beautiful.
05:34Yes.
05:35Did she really say that?
05:37Yes.
05:38The enabler of the first honor marites,
05:40she said,
05:41Really?
05:42Don't tell others, okay?
05:43Me too.
05:44She also courted me.
05:45The second honor.
05:46There.
05:47That's why they understand each other.
05:49Right?
05:50Can you imagine?
05:51When that happens to one of their friends.
05:54It's not like that anymore.
05:55There's someone who's already traveling.
05:57They're already walking to get a taxi or a jeep.
06:01It's getting wider and wider.
06:03Yes.
06:04Because the more complicated the story is,
06:08and the more you defend it,
06:09the more credible the story.
06:11Yes.
06:12Because why would she do something elaborate
06:14if there's nothing to remove?
06:15You keep thinking,
06:16Oh, this is true.
06:17I don't want to tell others.
06:18Because,
06:19this is just our story.
06:20Because,
06:21what will I see if I close it?
06:23I'll just say that I'm telling the truth.
06:25I don't want gossip.
06:27Yes.
06:28Yes, we know.
06:30So, when we tell you that I'm not a gossip,
06:33and I don't gossip anymore,
06:34that's number one.
06:35You'll start suspecting.
06:36You'll start suspecting.
06:37You'll be the next one to talk.
06:39Yes.
06:40It's scary.
06:41Tito Boy's Marites is so good at detecting.
06:44Here, you've already detected this, Tito Boy.
06:46Good for Marites.
06:47There.
06:48I'm just concerned.
06:50Oh, that's a lot.
06:51Eugenio.
06:52I'm just concerned.
06:53That's it.
06:54Your neighbor has eight children.
06:56After that,
06:57she doesn't even leave food.
06:59She leaves the house.
07:00The kids are scattered on the street.
07:02What if there's a DSW here?
07:04There's no neighbor.
07:05I'm the only one who's worried.
07:07You know, that woman,
07:08she's like that.
07:09Suddenly, she's like that.
07:11She's like that.
07:12She has a lot of husbands.
07:13Some are fathers of children.
07:14That's right.
07:15She's like that.
07:16But I'm just concerned.
07:17She's like that.
07:18She's like that.
07:19You know me.
07:21I haven't done anything in my life.
07:24Ever since I left work and retired,
07:26every morning, I go to church.
07:28Wow.
07:29So, it's true.
07:30Yes.
07:31So, what I'm about to say,
07:32don't get me wrong.
07:34You're going to say,
07:35she has a lot of children.
07:36She doesn't do anything.
07:37Etc.
07:38And there's an addition to that.
07:40At the end,
07:41I'm not sure if it's just this.
07:43Because I heard,
07:44before they got married,
07:45she had two children.
07:47In one SEMA,
07:48she's not here anymore.
07:49Oh, really?
07:50Yes.
07:52That's a lot of build up.
07:53Yes.
07:54If I listen to it,
07:55I'm like,
07:56wow, juicy.
07:57I'm not lying.
07:58In that SEMA,
07:59maybe we were the only ones
08:00who were told that.
08:01Really?
08:02Yes.
08:03Because,
08:04my cousin was on the boat with her.
08:06Wow.
08:07So,
08:08that's it.
08:09That's really nothing.
08:10Yes.
08:11It's a different kind.
08:12Best in weaving.
08:13Your story is so good.
08:15Can you believe me?
08:17Honestly.
08:18For example,
08:19I overheard,
08:20that's really nothing.
08:22It's not in my defense.
08:24But,
08:25I remember now,
08:26I did this paper,
08:27for my masters.
08:28That's why,
08:29there's a lot of,
08:30there's this exercise,
08:31that,
08:32for example,
08:33you said this one thing,
08:34after 50,
08:35the story is different.
08:36Yes.
08:37There's a game like that.
08:38Pass the message.
08:39Pass the message.
08:40Yes.
08:41The pass the message game.
08:42That's it.
08:43That's the gossip.
08:44And then,
08:45why is there an addition?
08:46Because,
08:47that becomes an issue,
08:48of being in,
08:49of power.
08:51I also know something,
08:52that you don't know.
08:53You don't know?
08:54Do you know,
08:55that there's another child,
08:56that,
08:57there's another child.
08:58And then,
08:59there's that,
09:00when you call someone new,
09:01that they don't know.
09:02Oh,
09:03that's really something.
09:04That's it.
09:05And then,
09:06this one,
09:07I'm just rare.
09:08You know,
09:09I really don't like it.
09:10This one,
09:11swear.
09:12Like that.
09:13There's a swear?
09:14There's that.
09:15And then,
09:16I like the one from the church.
09:17And then,
09:18the good thing about this,
09:19the good thing about this,
09:20the good thing about this,
09:21is me,
09:22I'm just clarifying,
09:23I'm just concerned.
09:24Oh my God.
09:25Yes.
09:26For the welfare,
09:27not just for her,
09:28but for the children.
09:29Oh,
09:30right?
09:31Right?
09:32Good Samaritans.
09:33For the children,
09:34the whole family is ruined,
09:36but concerned.
09:37And then,
09:38how many children?
09:39That's already 36.
09:40Correct.
09:41Do you know,
09:42the people now,
09:43that are watching us,
09:44that's how it is.
09:45Huh?
09:46They all relate.
09:47There's one mom,
09:48that stood up,
09:49and said,
09:50get out of here.
09:51It's like,
09:52it's like,
09:53that's me.
09:54That's right.