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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02The first Ueda Channel in 2025 is...
00:06Love Love Love
00:09A festival for popular entertainers!
00:13A new song?
00:15Yes, a new song!
00:17Eguchi no Hana wa
00:19Egu Hana
00:21Egu Hana
00:23And...
00:24Rob Lott will perform his new song for the first time!
00:31But before that...
00:33There's a problem with this show...
00:37It's been 3 months since the show started, right?
00:39Yes.
00:40You don't look like a woman at all.
00:42What?
00:43How can I look like a woman with these members?
00:45No, no, no.
00:46I already knew that.
00:48Then I won't use these members.
00:50Why do you say that?
00:52Why do you say that?
00:53I don't understand!
00:54You're like Beppu-kun.
00:56You're like a monk.
00:58I'm not a monk.
01:00I'm not a monk.
01:01What?
01:02I'm a monk.
01:03You're wearing a monk's hat.
01:04I have a monk's hat.
01:05You're a monk, but you have a monk's hat.
01:07You look like a monk in Kyoto.
01:11Look at his face.
01:12He's like,
01:13I don't think this will work this time.
01:15You look like a monk.
01:17So,
01:18to get more female viewers,
01:20they're going to hold a festival for women.
01:23The first group of entertainers are...
01:26Indacolor Infinity.
01:28Please come in.
01:30They're here.
01:33They're here.
01:37Hello.
01:38As you can see, I'm charismatic.
01:40These are the believers who came with me.
01:42Nice to meet you.
01:44I'll give you advice on everything today.
01:46Is that okay?
01:48Then I'll start.
01:49Go ahead.
01:50I don't know what love is.
01:53What?
01:54Is that so?
01:57Love is...
01:59a question.
02:00What the other person is doing.
02:02What the other person is doing.
02:03You have a question mark in your head.
02:05With this question mark in your head,
02:07and your heart close to yours,
02:09love, love, love.
02:13I love it.
02:14I love it.
02:15I love it.
02:16I love it.
02:18I'll give you a special love.
02:20I'll give you a special love.
02:22Yes, it's love.
02:24I'll give you a special love.
02:27Yes, it's love.
02:29Can I say something?
02:30Go ahead.
02:31There are nights when I want to cry.
02:33What should I do in those times?
02:35What?
02:36Is that so?
02:39There are nights when you want to cry.
02:42In those times,
02:43take a walk with me on a rainy day.
02:46You can cry next to me.
02:48And,
02:49as much as you want,
02:51I'll cry instead of you.
02:55That's great.
02:56That's the best.
02:57I wonder how he feels.
03:02That's good.
03:03That's great.
03:08Everyone,
03:09sorry to keep you waiting.
03:11Today,
03:12we have a special guest.
03:16Taiko-kun.
03:19It's Taiko-kun's Bakuten Kabuki time.
03:22That's amazing.
03:27What's going on?
03:28Why?
03:29Why?
03:30What's going on?
03:31Why?
03:32Why?
03:33What's going on?
03:34Why?
03:35It's Bakuten Kabuki time.
03:4410 billion yen.
03:45Thank you very much.
03:48Taiko.
03:50That's amazing.
03:51He's an entertainer.
03:53When we were performing live,
03:55there weren't any groups like this.
03:58We were eliminated.
03:59Oh, really?
04:00There weren't any.
04:01Really?
04:02I love it.
04:03I feel like it's peaceful.
04:06It's not that peaceful.
04:08Oh, really?
04:09It's not that peaceful?
04:10It's not that peaceful.
04:11Are there a lot of female fans?
04:14There are quite a lot.
04:16There are a lot of people who come.
04:18I solve their problems directly.
04:23I get a lot of DMs from female fans.
04:27Do you have a problem?
04:29Can you solve it?
04:30Can you solve it?
04:31Anything is fine.
04:32I sweat a lot on my knees.
04:35Sweat on your knees?
04:36Sweat on your knees.
04:38It's really wet.
04:40I wonder why.
04:41I don't know what to do.
04:44You can't stop sweating on your knees.
04:47You can't stop sweating on your knees.
04:48What?
04:49Is that so?
04:52That's right.
04:54There are a lot of people who have the same problem.
04:57On their knees.
04:58What should I do?
05:01There's only one solution.
05:03Put a sweat pad here.
05:06Put it here.
05:07Straight.
05:08That's right.
05:09It's a very straight solution.
05:10It's straight.
05:11That's good.
05:12That's good.
05:14That's good.
05:15I see.
05:17It worked!
05:21It's amazing, I want to do it too.
05:22Kosaka, do you have any problems?
05:24Since I was a kid, I have always been afraid of death.
05:27Death...
05:28I am afraid of dying.
05:29You don't know what will happen.
05:30I don't know what will happen.
05:31What is the best way to get rid of this fear of death?
05:34This is also a popular question.
05:37Do you mean that you can't get rid of the fear of death?
05:40The topic of eternal life.
05:41I see.
05:42What is it?
05:43Is that so?
05:44It's a deep theme.
05:46It's true.
05:47It's scary, isn't it?
05:48To die.
05:49I understand that.
05:51So what do you do?
05:52What do you do to not be scared?
05:55Why are you scared?
05:56That's the only thing.
05:58You're not enjoying your life right now, are you?
06:03No, listen.
06:04It's not okay.
06:05It's not okay.
06:06It's not okay.
06:08It's not okay.
06:10Joker!
06:11Joker!
06:12Nice shot!
06:13What do you think, Mr. Kotaro?
06:15You're not enjoying your life right now, so you're scared of dying.
06:18Please live without regret.
06:19If you enjoy it, you won't be scared of death, right?
06:21Of course.
06:22Joker!
06:23That's good.
06:25I'll change again.
06:27Do you want to say something, Beppu?
06:29I like leaves.
06:31Grass. Flowers.
06:33Which one?
06:34Flowers.
06:35You like leaves?
06:36Which one?
06:37No, both.
06:38Flowers and leaves.
06:39I'm sorry, I just wanted to say that.
06:40I like plants.
06:42I dry them on the balcony.
06:44Dry?
06:45You dry them on the balcony?
06:46What do you mean, dry?
06:47Are you saying that they rot?
06:48No, they don't rot.
06:49Wait a second.
06:50Let's summarize.
06:51I like flowers and I grow them.
06:54But they wither every time.
06:55What kind of flowers?
06:56There are many kinds of them around the world.
06:59There are many kinds of them around the world.
07:01There are many kinds of them around the world...
07:02What the hell is he saying?
07:04I can't understand him.
07:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:07I'm sorry. I'll say it right away.
07:09Say it!
07:10I get tired of it every time.
07:11Every time?
07:12I wonder how to grow up.
07:14What did you say?
07:16I get tired of it.
07:17What did you say?
07:18I wonder if Pippi can answer this question.
07:21Yes, she can.
07:22For example, flowers.
07:23Pippi.
07:24To make flowers bloom.
07:25What do you need to make flowers bloom?
07:27Yes.
07:29Oh, I see.
07:30Oh, I see.
07:33Cute.
07:34Flowers don't bloom easily.
07:36That's a very sad thing.
07:39That's right.
07:40I wonder how to make flowers bloom.
07:45Ask a magician!
07:50Oh, I see.
07:51Ask a magician.
07:54That's funny.
07:57Joker.
08:00Thank you, Pippi.
08:01You solved the problem.
08:02I solved it.
08:03I'm glad.
08:04Ask a magician.
08:05Ask a magician.
08:06Ask a magician.
08:07Ask a magician.
08:08Ask a magician.
08:09I think there are some people.
08:10Ask a magician.
08:11I think there are some people.
08:12I'll look for it.
08:14That's good.
08:15I'm sorry.
08:16What kind of activities do you want to do in the future?
08:21Do you want to play a song?
08:22Are you okay?
08:23I'm okay.
08:26Osaka, it's okay.
08:28Osaka, it's okay.
08:29You can talk without a song.
08:31I don't want to eat a bowl without a song.
08:33That's right.
08:34It's high in calories.
08:35I'm full.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37But if the music plays and I dance, I'm okay with anything.
08:42That's good.
08:43That's good.
08:44I want to do that kind of dance.
08:47If the music plays, I want to dance to anything.
08:50I see.
08:51That's what you're doing.
08:52That's right.
08:53You don't want to receive it, do you?
08:55You don't want to receive it, do you?
08:57Even if I receive it, I don't notice it.
09:00You don't know if you receive it.
09:01I really don't know.
09:02Really?
09:03I don't know how it feels.
09:05I just dance and go home.
09:11You say,
09:13I want you to say this line or move like this.
09:18Yes, I do.
09:19Do you absorb it right away?
09:22I don't have many lines right now.
09:27I was doing manzai at first.
09:29The three of you?
09:30I was doing manzai at first.
09:32But Rina Pippi can't do manzai.
09:34Why?
09:35She can't do manzai?
09:36She can't remember more than two lines.
09:39That's Tachi Hiroshika.
09:42I don't know Tachi Hiroshika's example.
09:45Tachi Hiroshika decided not to say more than two lines.
09:48Really?
09:50That's why the number of lines of Shibatake Hoyozo is increasing.
09:53I see.
09:55It would be hard if Reppu and Rina Pippi did it.
09:58Because they can't remember.
10:00It's a broadcast accident.
10:02Why don't you do it with a special project?
10:05Reppu and Rina Pippi do manzai.
10:09That's a good idea.
10:11Then you two make a story.
10:13You two make a story.
10:15You two practice and bring it to me.
10:18So the team name is Beppu-ppi.
10:21Beppu-ppi.
10:23Beppu-ppi.
10:25Can I do it with Rina Pippi?
10:28Of course.
10:30Rina Pippi, Tsukkomi or Boke?
10:32I don't want to do Tsukkomi.
10:36Can I ask you why you don't want to do Tsukkomi?
10:40I don't want to make a loud voice.
10:45Tsukkomi has a loud voice.
10:48So I don't want to do it.
10:50You don't want to make a loud voice.
10:52Yes.
10:53Do you prefer Boke?
10:55If you do Boke, you may be pulled.
10:59I don't want to do it.
11:01You don't want to do it, do you?
11:03Let's stop laughing.
11:05Why do you prepare such a route?
11:09Don't prepare such a route.
11:12I don't want to do it.
11:14I don't want to make a loud voice.
11:17I just want to dance to music.
11:19I don't want to be an entertainer.
11:21Why do you prepare such a route?
11:23You can do it.
11:25You can do it.
11:27It was hard to get here.
11:29So let's do it next time.
11:32I want to do it.
11:33Let's do it like Shuffle Manzai.
11:37Rina Pippi, do it with Beppu-ppi.
11:40I understand.
11:41I'll do my best.
11:43I'm looking forward to it.
11:44Is it okay to have a meeting?
11:47I want to have a meeting at a cafe.
11:49What?
11:50At a cafe.
11:52A cafe with donuts.
11:54Beppu-ppi, you pay for it.
11:56I'll pay for it.
11:58Donuts are not allowed.
12:01I want to have a meeting at a park.
12:04I want to sit down.
12:06A warm place is good.
12:08Is it okay?
12:12Are you okay?
12:14Rina Pippi, that's a good idea.
12:16That's right.
12:18Why are you okay?
12:20Why are you okay with that condition?
12:22That's right.
12:24Let's make a story at a cafe.
12:26Let's go to karaoke.
12:27Do you have donuts?
12:28I'll bring it.
12:30Karaoke is a private room.
12:32It's dangerous.
12:33It's good to be open.
12:35That's right.
12:37I don't do strange things.
12:39You do strange things.
12:41I don't do that.
12:42You do.
12:44I don't do that.
12:46That's not good.
12:48That can change the story.
12:50I don't do that.
12:52Don't do that.
12:54You do strange things.
12:55What do you mean?
12:57What do you mean?
13:00I know where you mean.
13:03You do strange things.
13:05Don't do that.
13:07I
13:37Didn't know
13:40Say you get a neta Matsuri Jose Nini Kinokini stuck me ma'am. I don't block no
13:52I'll do that. I'll do this Kevin. Oh, what is it?
14:01Jose that's no charisma. No, no, no
14:07I
14:12Don't say you get a neta Matsuri back me ma'am. I don't block
14:16Jose Nikon Marino neta to do the
14:19Dungeon, oh you don't
14:22Know that I'll tell you what about it. I'm sorry. I don't have a condom. Don't sorry that I keep it aside. Dear my friend
14:37Oh
14:44Kimi ni kanashimi ga
14:48Otozureta toki wa
14:51Shinpai shinai de
14:54Obani
14:59Yonaka ni totsuzen
15:02Umi ga mitai te
15:05Kimi no waga mama mo tsuki yatte ageru kara
15:15Shite iru yo kimi ni wa
15:19Hoka ni suki na hito iru ka
15:22Koibito ni wa nare naku te mo
15:26Ishoni itai no sa
15:30So sa kimi to boku wa tomodachi sa
15:34Say
15:39I
15:54Gotta get a book take it
15:59Oh
16:04Oh
16:34Oh
17:04Oh
17:35What do you do say I'm going to say no go away this a yo-yo
17:38It's only because the mother took it. Oh, yeah, but the books under the door. Oh, you said I can't meet Ida
17:43Keep it
17:45So good. I don't want to say friendly. That's what we have. I don't say we'll get what I think we're in
17:49Oh, so this name what I thought to me. So I go you have to show it. I
17:56Didn't want to go so no book run. Oh, can you tell you in show that though?
17:59Just a no hoga
18:01You
18:31Know
18:33You know that
18:35I'm Mary
18:37I'm a
18:39Mosaic
18:41Oh
18:43Oh
18:45Oh
18:47No melody
18:49I don't
18:51Know
18:53You
18:56Don't know
19:02It's
19:25So
19:31She okay
19:34T-bar
19:37T-bar
19:44I
19:47Know
19:51I
19:56Think that's it. Hey good team tango
20:06Tango
20:13They good to know Hannah
20:16egg, Hannah
20:18Hannah
20:20They good to know Kata
20:23Kata
20:25Kata
20:27Hey
20:29Hey
20:32Hey
20:34Hey
20:36Hey
20:38Yeah
20:40I
20:42Know
20:44Morihan
20:46I
20:48Don't know
20:51Mori
20:53Mori
20:55Mori
20:57Mori
20:59Mori
21:01Oh my
21:03Masita
21:05Chinko
21:07Chinko
21:09Chinko
21:11Chinko
21:15Chinko
21:17Chinko
21:20I
21:22Think that's it. Hey good team
21:26Hey
21:28Hey
21:30Hey
21:32Hey
21:34Hey
21:36Hey
21:38Hey
21:40Hey
21:42Hey
21:44Hey
21:46Hey
21:49Hey
21:51I
21:54Don't know
21:59I
22:01Don't know
22:07I
22:09Don't
22:11Know
22:13I
22:15Don't know
22:17I wanted to make a good song, so I cut it out of my mouth.
22:26In the first place, the mouth is the way to cut.
22:29You don't agree with that.
22:33No, no, no, I think that's the only way to say.
22:37There's no other way to say it.
22:40It's better not to cut it.
22:42I don't want to end it here, but I don't want to overdo it.
22:48It's delicate.
22:50There's a delicacy in the penis.
22:52There's a delicacy in the penis?
22:54That's a good word.
22:56I've been careful about that.
22:58Can you write about the delicacy in the penis in a book next time?
23:04If you don't mind.
23:06That's great.
23:08I'm glad.
23:10It's hard to put it together.
23:12Penis and delicacy.
23:14Don't look down on me.
23:16I look like a tiger in Hachioji.
23:18The feeling of sticking to the nose.
23:20It's the feeling of now, isn't it?
23:22There's a feeling of sticking to the nose.
23:24The belly.
23:26The face of a five-year-old entertainer.
23:32I'm scared.