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00:00This program is brought to you by Asai Shinmai, who has little experience in the industry,
00:06but wants to use the Higashibukuro to do the things he wants to do.
00:10Now, let's see the Higashibukuro.
00:14How many do you have, Kiyomi-san?
00:16How many do I have? Well, if I were to write a lot of numbers, I'd say about 80.
00:20Oh, you're Kikatan?
00:21Yes, I am.
00:22Oh, you're Kikatan.
00:23What are you checking?
00:24Can I have you sit on my feet?
00:26Can I have you sit on my feet?
00:28Ahh!
00:30Don't lift your leg up, don't let it fall!
00:33Kiyomi-san!
00:34Don't lift your leg up, don't let it fall!
00:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40Open your face up, and try this pose.
00:43Open your face up, and try this pose.
00:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:47Wait, wait, wait.
00:49Isn't there a boob on it?
00:50There's no boob on it.
00:51There's no boob on it.
00:52No boob on it.
00:53Oh, is that so?
00:55Kiyomi-san!
00:56Kiyomi-san!
00:57What are you doing?
00:59Kiyomi-san, you don't have to try so hard on a show like this!
01:03Yes.
01:06It's hard to go fast here, right?
01:09Should I go a little lower?
01:13No, that's better.
01:16That's the easiest.
01:17Can you do it here?
01:18Yes.
01:19Wait a minute.
01:20Raise it again, raise it again.
01:21Do it one more time.
01:23One more time.
01:25Is this okay?
01:26Next time, next time.
01:27Well, well, well.
01:28That's good.
01:29That's good.
01:30That's really good.
01:32Can I do it on the side?
01:35You can do it on the side.
01:36You can do it on the side.
01:37You can do it on the side.
01:38You can do it on the side.
01:39You have to do it later.
01:41The feeling of wanting to get too close to her face increases the number of times.
01:44Ah, I see.
01:45That's right, she gets angry when you do it.
01:47But you're looking at your real girlfriend, right?
01:49That's right.
01:50Don't say that!
01:51Don't say that!
01:53Don't say that!
01:55Okay, let's do it.
01:56Okay, let's do it.
01:57Yoshimura-san's challenge.
01:59Ready...
02:04That's amazing.
02:05No, no, no, no.
02:08It's like a wild horse.
02:10I'll stab you.
02:13It's hitting, it's hitting.
02:15What is this?
02:18Can you say something?
02:20What is this?
02:21You said, do your best.
02:22You said, do your best.
02:24It looks like you're kissing.
02:26From here.
02:28It looks like you're kissing.
02:31Time's up!
02:32Time's up!
02:33How many?
02:34You've done it a lot, haven't you?
02:35The record is 21 times.
02:37You're doing it on average.
02:39You're doing it on average.
02:40You're doing it on average.
02:41You're doing it on average.
02:43Why?
02:44You said, do your best.
02:45You said, do your best.
02:46You cheered her on.
02:47What about you?
02:48I don't want to go back to the beginning.
02:52You're a time-loss.
02:54You didn't want to go to the beginning.
02:56You just didn't want to go back.
02:57You just didn't want to go back.
03:00But it was below average.
03:06It's no good, right?
03:07It's no good, right?
03:08Go home.
03:10It's a draw.
03:11It's a draw.
03:12It's a draw.
03:13It's a draw.
03:14Next up is Bukuro-san.
03:15Next up is Bukuro-san.
03:16I'm a pro?
03:18Kiyomi-san isn't here anymore, right?
03:20Kiyomi-san isn't here anymore.
03:22Let's go this way.
03:24B.
03:26B?
03:28Wait a minute.
03:30I'm sorry.
03:32I don't know what kind of comedy this is.
03:34What is this?
03:36I'm a woman.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:40This is the most advanced comedy.
03:42What is this?
03:44We've been tested.
03:46What is this?
03:48May I have your name?
03:50I'm Fukumoto.
03:52What kind of person are you?
03:54I'm in charge of TV Osaka.
03:56I'm in charge of TV Osaka.
03:58Why did you refuse?
04:00I'm in charge of TV Osaka.
04:02Why didn't you refuse?
04:04Eh?
04:06I told Yoshida-san that I'll do anything.
04:08I told Yoshida-san that I'll do anything.
04:10Even so,
04:12this isn't the time.
04:20Let's do it like Kiyomi-san.
04:22Let's do it like Kiyomi-san.
04:24I'm not worried about my reaction.
04:26Do you have the right to end this show?
04:28Do you have the right to end this show?
04:30It's fine.
04:32Are you sure?
04:34Go up there.
04:36Go up there.
04:38Go up there.
04:40He's more concerned.
04:42He's more concerned.
04:44As a comedian, I'll go there.
04:46As a comedian, I'll go there.
04:48He isn't scared at all.
04:50A challenge for Bukuro-san.
04:52A challenge for Bukuro-san.
04:54A challenge for Bukuro-san.
04:56It's really easy.
04:58It's really easy.
05:00He is kind.
05:02He is kind.
05:04He is kind.
05:06What is this?
05:08It's actually good.
05:10It's actually good.
05:1210 seconds left.
05:14Wow, this is hard.
05:185, 4, 3, 2, time's up.
05:24Wow, this is hard.
05:26Wasn't that pretty fast?
05:28It looked like everyone was watching, but they weren't.
05:32It was in the frame, but it wasn't really...
05:36You were watching with your eyes closed.
05:38I was thinking, 30 seconds is too fast.
05:40That's not true.
05:42It was like a boss and his subordinates.
05:44It was like a boss and his subordinates.
05:46It was like a boss and his subordinates.
05:48How many times did you get?
05:5017 times.
05:52That's not bad.
05:54You're like a student of Mr. Fukumoto.
05:56It was easy to do.
05:58It was easy to do?
06:00Yeah.
06:02A little bit of shame...
06:04a little bit of shame...
06:06a little bit of shame...
06:08But in order to do it,
06:10what would you have to do to move up?
06:12That's too hard.
06:18Can I say something?
06:20I think this one is A.
06:22You've come closer?
06:24I'm lost.
06:26I don't know.
06:27I don't know what this game is about.
06:30Is it coming?
06:31Oh, it's C!
06:32It was C.
06:33It's C.
06:34It's a new one.
06:35C is a wife.
06:36What?
06:37This is hard.
06:38It's hard.
06:39Wife.
06:40What?
06:41It's hard.
06:51I don't like this.
06:54It's hard.
06:55I can't stand this old man.
06:58I can't stand being pointed at by an old man.
07:00Yes, yes.
07:01Hey, mine are super stuck.
07:03But they're normal ones.
07:04Yes.
07:06What? What? What?
07:07What are you doing with your fingers?
07:08Putting them in you...
07:09Hey, what's wrong with you?
07:10Hey.
07:11You're putting them in me...
07:13Hey.
07:14You're putting your fingers in a huge knife.
07:15Stop it.
07:16What are you saying?
07:18Did you just put them in mine?
07:19No, no.
07:20What's wrong with doing it?
07:21I'm doing it regularly.
07:22I'm doing it normally.
07:23Am I a nurse or what?
07:24What are you doing?
07:26What the hell are you doing?
07:29Huh?
07:30Is it in? Is it okay?
07:31What? What?
07:32No, no, it's not in.
07:33It's not in, right?
07:34Wait a minute.
07:35Can I go up once?
07:36Can I go up once?
07:37You're an old man!
07:39This is close.
07:40You're an old man!
07:41You're an old man!
07:42You're a pretty cool old man.
07:43Hey!
07:44You need to be more flexible!
07:46You're holding it really tight!
07:48I do this every time.
07:51It's a rule to put your hands in front of you.
07:54How many times have you done this, Yoshimura?
07:5621 times.
07:5717 times.
07:58There's nothing more than this.
08:00That's right.
08:01There's nothing more than this.
08:03What's with that lip?
08:05I've prepared it.
08:07No matter what happens.
08:09No matter what happens.
08:10Maybe it's okay to kiss.
08:14It's not in, right?
08:15It's not in, right?
08:17Right?
08:18There's no pattern anymore.
08:19You're serious.
08:20You're serious no matter when you come up.
08:23I'm going to start.
08:24Please show us the record.
08:26How many times should I do it?
08:2819 times?
08:2919 times.
08:3019 times is 1st place.
08:31There's nothing more than that.
08:3319 times.
08:3419 times.
08:35Hey!
08:36Hey!
08:37You should do the komu too.
08:39You should do the komu too.
08:40You should do the komu too.
08:4119 times.
08:4219 times is impossible.
08:44Morita's challenge.
08:46Ready?
08:49Wow, wow, wow.
08:50Wow, wow.
08:51What's this?
08:53It hurts, right?
08:57It's good.
08:58It's good.
08:59You should do it more.
09:01Keep doing it.
09:04Look, it's so beautiful.
09:06There's a mole.
09:10It's the last part.
09:11How many seconds left?
09:125
09:134
09:143
09:152
09:161
09:18Okay.
09:21Good, good, good.
09:23Good.
09:26At the end, kiss him.
09:28He's been hitting my butt the whole time.
09:32You've improved a lot, haven't you?
09:35How many times?
09:36How many times?
09:37Morita's record is 22 times.
09:40Oh, he's going to win.
09:43He's a big guy.
09:47He's a big guy.
09:49I knew it.
09:52Was it easy for you?
09:53Of course.
09:54Now I know why horses run so fast.
09:59I knew it.
10:01That's amazing.
10:02Why don't you try it too?
10:04No, no.