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00:00Welcome to the Monday Night War Series 2! I am Luke Owen, DAD, representing Monday Night
00:28Raw. I am Chopper Pete Quinnell, representing Monday Night Smackdown. We're playing through
00:32my GMO'd on WWE 2K22, and this is episode number 7. Indeed it is, yeah, we are on the
00:38road to Slammiversary. It's still TLC. It's always been TLC, Luke. And it always will
00:44be. And it always will be. Just don't go chasing those waterfalls. I don't want no scrubs.
00:51Just want to book a show. Actually, you got rid of some scrubs last week with Tamina.
00:55I sure did. 100 grand. F*** off Tamina. Laughable. It is laughable. But anyway, yeah, this is
01:03episode 7, and hey, you know, this series is only here because you're here. This series
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02:49Right, PY. Well, I'm going to book some logistics this week.
02:52I hope so.
02:53Yeah, that's step one of actually what I'm going to do this week.
02:56Funnily enough, Luke, last week I booked my logistics first before booking my show.
03:01Man, what a wild and wacky idea.
03:04Because I got a lot of money. So I was like, let me buy all the stuff that I want to buy.
03:08Let me book all the logistics and then I can book my show.
03:11I need to look at all that as well.
03:13I've got quite a busy little episode, actually, by the looks of things.
03:16It's going to be a fun one.
03:17Yeah, right. Well, I'll tell you what's also fun, Pete.
03:19Oh, my gosh.
03:24It's going to turn into a noose before long.
03:29Well, the Spice Girls actually... Spice Girls did do me some good last week.
03:33Yeah, they did.
03:34But maybe I'm going to move over. I'm going to keep with Spice Girls, but I'll go a year later.
03:40A year later.
03:41Spice up your life.
03:44Great.
03:45Oh, yeah, it is, Pete.
03:47I'm sure it is.
03:51You good?
03:51I'm ready.
03:52Go to music.
03:53All right, music.
03:53Here we go. I've got seven minutes on the clock.
03:57Three, two, one. Let's go.
04:00Here's a message from Dana Brooke.
04:01That loser Carmella attacked me during that last fight.
04:03I'm not going to stand for garbage like that.
04:04I want to settle things in the ring with her within the next three weeks.
04:08So that's seven, week seven, week eight, week nine.
04:11Damn it, you're supposed to have your blow off match in week ten.
04:14I really don't want to book you in a match before we get to the pay-per-view
04:18because people might get bored of that.
04:23What to do?
04:24Also, my microphone isn't staying up,
04:27which is an issue.
04:30Come on, do the...
04:33You know, I'm just going to...
04:35No, it's still...
04:36It's still...
04:36OK, it's fine. It's fine.
04:40I'm sure this is great audio content.
04:43So I can't...
04:47I can do one match, right?
04:48They're in a level four rivalry.
04:49I can book him in one match between now and the pay-per-view
04:53and it'll be fine, right?
04:54I think. Let's do it.
04:59You mess with Brooke, you pay the price.
05:00Sure.
05:01We're talking with Bate a lot lately and it's great that he's just came up for a tag match.
05:04I think we're making awesome tech.
05:05You and Tyler Bate?
05:07Not Tyler Bate? He sucks.
05:12Why do you want to...
05:14Why?
05:15Right. Look, look, Tucker,
05:19I love you.
05:20Why do you want to be in a tag team with Tyler Bate?
05:25What is wrong with you?
05:26Tyler Bate, of all people, Tyler Bate,
05:29Tyler, Tyler Bate, Tyler Bate, Tyler, Tyler Bate, Tyler Bate.
05:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:36Tyler, Tyler Bate.
05:37What is wrong with you?
05:42I might just do him in one tag match.
05:45Let's see how your team works out.
05:46Please don't say it's this week.
05:47Oh, in the next few weeks, you said it.
05:48OK, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
05:50Yeah, sure. I can book him in one match at least.
05:54Let's see. What can I...
05:54Schedule him running in one of your champions this week.
05:56I can probably do that.
05:58Schedule him running on Orton, right?
06:00Then a Brooker Grouch match against Carmelo within three weeks.
06:02Shots are demanding that she win her next match.
06:04Injury rehab three, I'm not super jazzed about.
06:07I don't need it.
06:08So if I happen to book in and run in on a champion, that's fine.
06:11But if I don't, whatever.
06:13Let's get this.
06:15Let's get this.
06:17Fifty two.
06:19Oh, that's a lot of money.
06:23But that's fine.
06:25Remind me to go back.
06:26Remind me, everyone, to go back to my logistics afterwards
06:29so I can look at all the optional bonuses.
06:31OK, so
06:34who needs resting?
06:36How's Tucker looking?
06:38Where you at, Tucker?
06:39Stamina 38.
06:40So you still need to rest and Carmelo as well could do with the rest.
06:46OK, what we're going to do here then is we're going to have.
07:01What are we going to do here?
07:02We're going to do.
07:10Right.
07:10That work.
07:13But the title match.
07:16Well, the stamina is good.
07:17Yeah, sure.
07:18How about an opener?
07:20What do we do?
07:24Why don't we try and start a feud
07:27between Liv Morgan and Bailey?
07:29Both of them are very good.
07:32And then we can have.
07:36We want to rest Carmelo, so let's do that.
07:40And we can have Dana Brooke do like a self promo or something.
07:45In fact, let's lock that in.
07:46Let's have Dana Brooke do a self promo
07:49because her stamina is not great, so she could do with not resting this week as well.
07:55We can do.
08:00Who else would like to wrestle?
08:02Joaquin Wild and Ivar have still got loads of stamina
08:06so they can put on another banger.
08:08Sure.
08:09Let's do a normal match.
08:10Let's swap that with the opener here just because they're in a rivalry and they're not.
08:14And if we do, we could do Shotzi versus Jax.
08:20I don't want to do Tucker's tag match yet.
08:24We could do, you know what, let's have a quick look here
08:31and see if we can get a.
08:37Virch Effie's.
08:39Andrea Cannons is not a terrible shout.
08:44Ignition, Andrea Cannons.
08:49You might do, I guess.
08:52I mean, if I'm starting a few between Morgan and Bailey,
08:54then I don't really need you right now, so I can come back to you later.
09:00But why don't I do?
09:03Let's just do Jax versus Shotzi.
09:06Normal for now.
09:07Jax is going to need a rest, but that builds up that feud and that's fine.
09:12Who else is on here?
09:13Randy Orton can do a self promo as well.
09:15And we can do a charity promo with Jive.
09:23Two level two Ohio rivalries.
09:26I don't think I can do that.
09:31So Ivar and Wacking Wild, Carmelo and Brook I can't do.
09:36And that's my only two level two Ohio rivalries, so I can't do that.
09:40Four special match types, run-ins or GM interferences.
09:45No, I can't and I won't.
09:49Done that one.
09:49And two substars with greater than 60 popularity on different promo types.
09:55So what if one of these was a call out?
09:57What if I change this to a call out of Tucker?
10:01I mean, I could rest Tucker,
10:05but the promo code says push Tucker.
10:07So what do you want me to do?
10:10I've got to push Tucker.
10:14Yeah, OK, and that should work,
10:16because that should hopefully get him up to a level four rivalry.
10:19Any power cards here?
10:20Oh, yes. Delightful.
10:24Shotzi's in a match.
10:24I want to fix her match.
10:26I've got a minute left.
10:27Let's fix this match.
10:29Where's Shotzi?
10:30Where are you? There you are.
10:31I want to make sure that she wins so she's still happy.
10:35I can buy this health spa
10:38and I can buy this double cast.
10:41That sounds like fun.
10:44And then I can get free arena book and free crew booking,
10:47which I'll play on the pay-per-view, so I can book a load of big matches
10:50on the pay-per-view.
10:51That would be my plan.
10:53So the Dana Brooke Carmela match and the Tucker Tyler Bate tag
10:56match still needed.
10:57Shotzi is going to win her match on this one.
10:59I'm not going to do a run in on my champions
11:00because I don't need that injury rehab card.
11:08I think I'm fine with
11:11all of this, because we've got available week 10,
11:14available week 10, available week 11, available week 12.
11:16So this is what I've got for my pay-per-view stuff at the minute, which is great.
11:20So that should be fine.
11:24And that is the show.
11:36Luke. Yes, I know.
11:37I'm sorry. Good.
11:38Get out of your, get out of your, your, your stupid music.
11:43Pay attention to what's important.
11:45The Monday Night War.
11:46This is why I never win.
11:48You're too, too focused on the music.
11:50That's what it is.
11:51Can't get enough of the Spice Girls, man.
11:52Clearly. Too good, bud.
11:55Um, right.
11:56OK, so how was your week?
11:58It was fine. Yeah, it was fine.
11:59It's fine. It was fine. It was fine.
12:01I've got I've got no complaints about this week.
12:03I thought it was solid. Solid.
12:06Lovely stuff.
12:07It's a solid week.
12:08Let me get my timer up. Right.
12:10Yeah. Let me get my music.
12:11Hold on. I need to.
12:13This guy again with the music.
12:16Right. Good. Let's go.
12:20Right. OK. Three, two, one.
12:22Bosh.
12:25Honestly, I don't really know what I'm booking this week.
12:27Like, I just spent all of that time during Pete's booking and
12:32I don't think I know what I'm doing.
12:35Contract on war is of the end of the week.
12:36No, it ain't, bud.
12:38I'd be interested in staying across 4K. Oh.
12:42OK, 100 percent.
12:43You are totally worth it, Higglesby.
12:47Shayna Baszler, I'm not about losing my champion.
12:48Last week, the former champion, I'm enacting my rematch clause
12:50when a rematch against Dakota Kai.
12:51No one else better get a title shot before me.
12:53Delightful stuff. I can do that.
12:55Sure thing, Shayna.
12:58Good. We went too long.
13:00Lovely. Cedric.
13:01They love us, Owen.
13:02Don't you think it's time to take the next step?
13:06I'm talking, of course, about some better effect packages.
13:13Oops. That's because I didn't do logistics last week.
13:16Oops. Right. Logistics.
13:20Idiot. Right.
13:23So I can't do that. Thunderdome.
13:25Oh, these were all like available to so I can get the veteran crew.
13:29John, I'm going to spend some money here because I need to get these.
13:31Do that.
13:36Bosh.
13:39Superstar signings at the cost of 52.
13:43Show quality, eight fans game.
13:44Right before I do this, I'm going to need power cards.
13:45I'm going to pick up a bit of TLC for 50k.
13:49That's actually well worth it to get that one.
13:55Right. Before I do anything else, I'm going to book my show.
13:57Write a schedule to run on your most popular stars.
13:59For fuck's sake, why is it with the available stars and all this?
14:04Wait, where am I? Manage roster.
14:06So schedule a running on Brock.
14:08Bollocks, I don't have Brock down for a match because his stamina is low.
14:10For fuck's sake, Trips.
14:12You are really fucking me over here.
14:15Every single goddamn time.
14:17Send me a commissioner goal, I can actually do your bellend.
14:22Do you know what? Fuck you, Triple H.
14:24You know that's bullshit. Again.
14:26Stop for the fuck.
14:27Give me a run in. Make me do a run in.
14:30Book my champion. Book logistics.
14:33Just give me something I can fucking do.
14:36Prick. Anyway.
14:38Righty-ho, do-do-do-do-do.
14:40Look at that. Look at that one off there.
14:43Right, what am I doing?
14:43Let's actually book a show, shall we? Book show.
14:45Main event is going to be a one-on-one match between, I'm trying it,
14:51Nakamura versus fucking Beej.
14:55Let's go. Let's try this.
14:58Beej is hurt.
15:00Do I want to do that?
15:01Do you know what? Let's not do that just yet.
15:02Let's start from the top.
15:06All right, I've got to make a decision here.
15:07Which one am I doing?
15:08Yes, this is what I'm doing.
15:09One-on-one match.
15:10The newly re-signed Mr.
15:14Higglesby versus Slapjack in an extreme rules match.
15:19Oh, my God.
15:20I'm just second guessing everything I'm doing here, right?
15:22This opening tag match is going to be Asuka and Naomi versus
15:28Raquel and Mandy Rose in a normal match.
15:32But the title is on the line.
15:35Please be OK, Asuka.
15:37Then I'll do Slapjack and Mr.
15:40Higglesby in a
15:44tables match.
15:46And then I will do
15:50one-on-one match.
15:52Cedric Alexander versus Olaf
15:56in a
16:05extreme rules match.
16:06Let's do that.
16:07So they've got enough
16:10got enough gas in the tank there,
16:12which brings me to this main event.
16:14What do I do here?
16:15Because I've got
16:17I could do Brock Lesnar versus
16:21if I do Nakamura
16:23with a run in by Bala.
16:33Let's try that.
16:36Yeah, let's do that one.
16:38OK, so because I then can't do a call out
16:41promo of Bala, can I?
16:43Because he's involved in that.
16:44But I can do Shayna Baszler calling out Dakota Kai.
16:48Actually, let me just quickly check when.
16:51Probably Shayna in the exclusive title.
16:52OK, that's fine.
16:54What's the show with tier three effects
16:55or better in the next two weeks?
16:56OK, that's fine.
17:00Cool, so that's fine.
17:01So I can do that one next week.
17:03Promo.
17:05Let's do call out promo of Keith Lee
17:08calling out Cedric.
17:10And I can do a charity promo with.
17:18Dakota Kai.
17:21What do I do it with?
17:23The brute force, because he's got loads of stamina
17:27and I can rest Kai for the week.
17:29He's rest Basler for the week as well.
17:32So why don't I then switch that out
17:36and actually have Kai calling out Basler
17:40because that gives Basler a bit more time to rest.
17:45I should really have Brock rest as well,
17:47because he's on 29.
17:51It's a free booking cruise.
17:53Maybe that is worth it.
17:55If I don't do that,
17:56I actually don't have much of a main event, because
18:00although Beej is actually better now.
18:03Beej is better than Brock is.
18:06But let's do that.
18:11Yeah, let's do that.
18:12OK, I'm just going to do I'm going to run the risk.
18:14Twenty nine.
18:16I know I've got time to think about this.
18:18Power cards, health bar.
18:21Don't need that.
18:24Still looking for that.
18:25One month after a bruiser face.
18:29Bruiser, bruiser, bruiser, bruiser, bruiser.
18:33Not only Broderick's like the only one
18:34that ever comes up as a bruiser face sucks.
18:39Diddly diddly diddly diddly bruiser, bruiser, bruiser.
18:42Farouk is a bruiser.
18:43I mean, I can't afford the the lad at the moment.
18:46Oh, look at that.
18:46Mickie James in the game.
18:48Delightful.
18:50Man, right.
18:51OK, do, do, do, do, do.
18:55I've done all this, haven't I?
18:56Yeah, that's that's selected.
18:58That's selected.
18:59That's selected.
19:01No, it's not.
19:03That's because I was going to check that out.
19:05I can't afford to buy that one.
19:06So that's a.
19:10Pollux.
19:12Guess we're doing that, then.
19:13Then regular local advertising and flyer advertising.
19:22I haven't got time to think about that,
19:23so I've got to make a decision here, am I doing Brock
19:27and then I can rest Brock next week?
19:29That is what I'm doing.
19:30Right.
19:31That is face and heel, face and heel, face and heel, face and heel,
19:34face and heel, face and heel. Right.
19:38Confirm.
19:43That was a big breath.
19:46Yeah, it was.
19:48I'm worried about Brock.
19:50Why?
19:52Fucking Triple H is determined to me over.
19:57OK, in order to get my commissioner goals, like he's making me book
20:00people that are like either hurt or in bad views or something.
20:03Yeah, that's fair.
20:04So I've taken a risk this week.
20:07I'm just hoping that it doesn't backfire.
20:10So you're hoping that Brock doesn't get injured.
20:12That's exactly right.
20:13Yeah. OK, sounds great.
20:17On this week. Yes.
20:18Because they keep putting on bangers.
20:22What do you want me to do? Not book them?
20:24It's going to be great.
20:25Their stamina is still so high as well.
20:27I don't get it, but I'll take it.
20:29That's great conditioning.
20:30Yeah, clearly both of them are fantastic.
20:32Here we go.
20:33Ivar picks up the win again in a three and a half star opener
20:37with a level four Grivel repeat.
20:40Love to see it.
20:41Delightful stuff.
20:42Self-promo from Dana Brooke.
20:44Yeah, I'm just getting a little bit lower.
20:46Yeah. As well as her opponent, Carmela, having very low stamina.
20:49Yeah, I didn't want him in a match or anything.
20:51Just be popular.
20:53OK, which hopefully she's good at.
20:55Oh, amazing. Excellent promo.
20:57Plus five for Nari. Great stuff.
20:59Good thing for your. She's your champion.
21:00She's my champ. Lovely stuff.
21:02She is fantastic. Good to see.
21:04In a mid-card match.
21:05Oh, let's try and start a new feud with Liv Morgan and Bailey.
21:08Go for it, man. Let's try it.
21:10If Bailey can start a feud here, that means statistically speaking,
21:15I have booked her better than you did.
21:17It's true. I mean, I released her.
21:19So you sure did.
21:21So let's see if this actually starts a rivalry.
21:23I'm going to be so funny if it doesn't.
21:24Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
21:25Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't.
21:27Bailey wins. Bailey wins.
21:28And, and, and there it is.
21:32It actually happened, everyone.
21:35Bailey gets a feud.
21:37One and a half star match.
21:39About time, eh?
21:41Why are you, why are you guys bad?
21:43Why is it one and a half stars?
21:45Badly, more like.
21:48Disappointingly.
21:49Yeah, Randy Orton called out Tucker.
21:52Tucker still needed to rest a little bit.
21:53Is that four, is that moving to four?
21:55Moving to a level four rivalry.
21:57I thought that was already four out of four.
21:58And I was like, oof, don't overstretch these.
22:01I'm not crazy, Lou. I'm not crazy.
22:04Continuing the feud between Nia Jax and Shotzi.
22:06Lovely stuff.
22:07Hopefully this will further their rivalry as well.
22:11Two, three.
22:12Shotzi gets the win.
22:13Lovely stuff. Shotzi gets a big win.
22:15It didn't further the rivalry, but that's.
22:18It's fine.
22:20Is it, Pete?
22:21It's fine.
22:22They only won.
22:23I've got, yeah.
22:24So I've got two more weeks to get into a level three rivalry.
22:26If I build it both weeks, then I can still blow off at the pay-per-view.
22:30Shotzi emailed me and said, I have to win my next match.
22:33She must have emailed me that last week.
22:35So I fixed this match, so she won.
22:37Oh, so you mean, OK.
22:38Saving that fixed match power card specifically for this situation
22:42when someone said, I need to win a match.
22:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:43That's what it's there for.
22:44Keeping her happy.
22:45You know, it's there for.
22:46It's what it's there for.
22:47Jive Owens, here to get some fans.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Captain Charity over here.
22:53I like to think that at this point he has set up the Jive Owens charity.
22:57Oh, that's all he's plugging.
22:59I like it.
22:59So jiveowenscharity.com.
23:01And he's just plugging that every week.
23:03Who are they helping?
23:05This week, the Jive Owens charity are helping kids in need in Africa
23:09and they're helping build some, you know, some fresh, clean water
23:12for them to get to.
23:13So it's a really good cause, which is why we've got 5,000 more fans from it.
23:18It's great.
23:18I really thought that he'd be building dance floors around the world.
23:22You know what?
23:22That would have been way funnier.
23:23Yeah.
23:24But I panicked.
23:26I just thought of an actual charity rather than a made up one
23:29that would have been funny for the bit.
23:31Going to Africa to help children learn to dance.
23:35Let's rewind it.
23:37Jive Owens is actually, the Jive Owens charity is actually
23:40building dance floors all over the world to make sure that people know
23:43the power of jive.
23:44I like it. Very nice.
23:45What a guy.
23:46Jive Owens has unveiled jiveowenscharity.com.
23:51It is the best source of dancing in the world.
23:55And not the first thing I said, because it wasn't funny.
23:57But the dancing thing, we're going with it.
23:59jiveowenscharity.com.
24:00Someone actually buy that website.
24:02That'd be great.
24:03What a charity guy.
24:04Jive Owens.
24:05Getting a charity.
24:08The battery's running low.
24:09Well, that's fine.
24:10And the main event match.
24:11It's a tag title match.
24:12Just a straight normal match.
24:13But a tag title match nonetheless.
24:14If Shinsuke Nakamura and Gran Metalik vs.
24:15Mason Ott is theory, it should hopefully.
24:17Titles are on the line.
24:18Tag titles on the line.
24:20Two, three.
24:21Here we go.
24:22Nakamura and Metalik retain in a good main event.
24:27What was my mid card?
24:28It was three, wasn't it?
24:29It was one and a half star and three, I think.
24:30OK, three's fine.
24:31Three's fine.
24:32I think it was either three or three and a half.
24:33It's finally a level two rivalry after about five matches.
24:37It's level two.
24:38Well done, Pete.
24:39That's fine.
24:40That seemed like a fairly, as I said before, solid.
24:44A solid, solid show.
24:45OK.
24:46I'll take it.
24:48So here what we got going on a Monday night
24:50Raw opening with.
24:52Big match.
24:53Yeah.
24:53Tag titles are on the line here.
24:55Asuka versus Raquel.
24:57I've called them Rosales.
25:03All right.
25:04That was so sudden.
25:05I'm so sorry.
25:06It's bad.
25:07Rosales, Pete.
25:08No, no, no.
25:09I got it.
25:10Yeah, yeah.
25:11Rosales.
25:12Anyway, I'm going to stimulate this one.
25:14Poor old Asuka is a little bit banged up.
25:16And she's only now the bloody tag team champion.
25:18Uh-huh.
25:19With a great match and a level two rivalry.
25:23Solid stuff.
25:24Solid stuff.
25:25Why the fuck did they bring you back to this company?
25:27You can't do jack shit, Dakota Kai.
25:31Just kidding.
25:32I think Dakota Kai's great.
25:33Dakota Kai's really good.
25:34And we like her a lot.
25:35She's amazing.
25:36But for fuck's sake, lad.
25:37Yeah.
25:38She's amazing.
25:39She's amazing.
25:40She's amazing.
25:41She's amazing.
25:42She's amazing.
25:43She's amazing.
25:44She's amazing.
25:45She's amazing.
25:46She's amazing.
25:47She's amazing.
25:48She's amazing.
25:49She's amazing.
25:50She's amazing.
25:51She's amazing.
25:52She's amazing.
25:53She's amazing.
25:54For fuck's sake, lad.
25:55Yeah.
25:56That did dick all.
25:57Yeah.
25:58That did dick all.
25:59That is still level one.
26:00But it's okay, Pete.
26:01Because it's the feud everyone comes to Monday Night Raw to see.
26:05This, guarantee you, because it's got Slapjack in it, will outperform your opener.
26:09And you'll be real sorry.
26:10You reckon?
26:11It's a tables match.
26:12And it's Slapjack.
26:13It is a tables match.
26:14Let's stimulate it.
26:15It can.
26:16He should be your world champ.
26:17Heaglesby gets the win again in a three level four right there.
26:23Heaglesby, by the way, re-signed to Monday Night Raw.
26:29He said, he goes, hey, I'd like to stick around.
26:32And I was like, I think you should.
26:35So he's re-signed for another five weeks or so.
26:37In the comments.
26:38Hashtag Slapjack deserves better.
26:41Look, it's not my fault that Slapjack keeps losing to Heaglesby.
26:45It clearly is.
26:46You're not playing to his strengths.
26:48His strengths being feuding with Tucker.
26:50And here we go.
26:51Keith Lee calling out Cedric.
26:52That grows that to a level three.
26:54Solid stuff.
26:55Delightful stuff.
26:56So that is two feuds that can blow up at a pay-per-view now.
27:00Brilliant.
27:01Here is Cedric versus Olaf.
27:02Extreme rules.
27:03An extreme rules match.
27:04All right.
27:05Just a little match on the card.
27:06Both have got excellent.
27:07And there's the tag champs getting up.
27:10And good, good match.
27:11Doesn't start a feud.
27:12No rivalry.
27:13Which is fine, because Cedric's in a feud with Keith Lee.
27:15That was just there to be on the card and deliver a good match.
27:17Olaf, undefeated so far.
27:19Well, of course.
27:20He's a monster.
27:21He's a monster, this man.
27:22Who can beat him?
27:23Yeah.
27:24Who could possibly eliminate him from the Royal Rumble?
27:26And there's Brute Force with a nice charity promo.
27:28Thank you for the 5,000 fans.
27:30Security Brute Force.
27:32BruteForceCharity.com.
27:33Who's he supporting this week?
27:35He's actually, it's for Security Guards of America.
27:39It's for all those security guards that get beaten up during really intense feuds
27:43when they're trying to break things up.
27:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:45And, you know, he's basically starting a little campaign to protect all of the security guards
27:49that get beaten up.
27:50It's what Mark Serling did on AEW.
27:52Yeah, more or less.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:55Cool.
27:56He's actually going to be part of a 21-on-1 matchup.
27:57The bullsh** they did on Rampage.
27:59Anyways, that's fine.
28:00And here's my main event.
28:01I'm hoping this will further the feud between us.
28:04Wait, 29?
28:06Yeah, 29.
28:07Oh, no.
28:08Here we go.
28:093, 2, 1.
28:10Brock wins.
28:11Brock wins.
28:12No injury and no rivalries either way.
28:15No rivalry with Nakamura.
28:17No rivalry with Balor.
28:18Well, I mean, it's fine.
28:20It's a match involving Nakamura.
28:22Of course it didn't further a rivalry.
28:24I might just get f***** rid of him.
28:26Honestly.
28:28He is a f***** curse on my roster.
28:31My headcanon, he's a spy from SmackDown.
28:34I've sent him over with a crown so he'd fool you and not further any rivalries.
28:39He's an absolute f***** liability is Nakamura doing jack sh** for me.
28:43That was a pretty standard week for me in all fairness.
28:46That's a standard week for both of us right there.
28:47I think so, yeah.
28:48I took a risk with Brock there and it didn't pay off in any way.
28:513.5, 1.5, 3, 3 for me.
28:54And then 3.5, 3, 3, 3 for you.
28:56So you had a better show than I did.
28:58Yep.
28:59And I did logistics.
29:01Oh, well done.
29:02Thanks, mate.
29:03Did you do them all?
29:04I did all of them.
29:05Wow.
29:06Great.
29:07Any optional bonuses on there?
29:08One of them was an optional bonus.
29:09I got two.
29:10I mean, Pete, I don't think I actually do anything.
29:13You got a couple of rivalries here.
29:16Level 2, level 4.
29:17Yep.
29:18Level 3 there.
29:19Very good.
29:20Very good stuff.
29:21Okay.
29:22So I've got currently 5 rivalries on the go.
29:26One at level 3, one at level 4, one at level 2 and two at level 1.
29:30I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 rivalries.
29:34Wow.
29:35But a lot of them aren't going to go anywhere.
29:38Big rivalry, Pete.
29:40I will try and cultivate them for the third pay-per-view cycle,
29:43and then I can build them up for the laying.
29:45That would be nice.
29:47But let's see how this shakes out.
29:49I don't think I'm going to get much.
29:5159.
29:52It's not huge.
29:53It's not huge.
29:54It was a standard week.
29:55But I'd love to see that profit.
29:57It's a very nice profit there.
29:58Good show tonight.
29:59Yeah.
30:00You know what?
30:01That's fair.
30:02Good show.
30:03I think on the rest of the podcast,
30:04we would just be like this was a nice, solid week of SmackDown.
30:06Yeah, this was a nice, solid crampage, this one.
30:08How far into the deep end are Joaquin Wilde and Ivar going to go?
30:11The rivalry is getting crazy.
30:12It's level four now, and I've only got two more shows before the pay-per-view.
30:17So just maintain it there, and then blow it off.
30:20Top rope streets here.
30:21No one can accuse SmackDown of being repetitive,
30:24even with Ivar and Joaquin Wilde on the show.
30:27There's no repetitive matches on this show.
30:29Yeah.
30:30Everything was different, you know.
30:32Dana Brooks had all the airtime yammering away on the mic tonight.
30:35Great primo shots.
30:36He gets the win over Nia Jax.
30:38Orton called out Tucker tonight, knocked it out the park.
30:41Ivar versus Joaquin Wilde was awesome.
30:43Their wrestling classes fit each other so well.
30:46Love the idea of someone going on Twitch and being like,
30:48their wrestling classes fit each other very well.
30:50Fire-type Pokemon is really good against the water-type one.
30:53Someone at SmackDown must really like Dana Brooke on almost every week.
30:56She's your champ.
30:57What do you want?
30:58Do you want her to not be on the show?
31:01Never seen Shinsuke Tsunakamura so dominant before.
31:03When was the last time he lost a fight?
31:05The last time he started a f***ing feud would be the actual question there.
31:08That's a completely different person.
31:10King Nakamura.
31:12How many feuds have you got Nakamura in?
31:15So he's in the men's tag match and he's got a feud with Theory.
31:19I can't f***ing buy a feud for him.
31:21Yeah.
31:22That's a shame.
31:24But it's good for me.
31:25Am I number one again?
31:27I think you probably will be.
31:28Let's find out.
31:29I am number one.
31:30I did not do my commissioner goal because I didn't want to.
31:33What was yours?
31:34Schedule a run in on one of your champions, which I could have done.
31:38I didn't want to, but I could have done it.
31:39But it was like injury rehab card and I was like, hmm.
31:42I've already got a couple in the bank anyway, so I just didn't need it.
31:45Yeah.
31:46Mine was schedule a run in on your top most popular star.
31:50Which of course is f***ing Brock Lesnar.
31:52F***ing Triple H is trying to injure people.
31:54I hope your power card was worth it.
31:56Here we go.
31:5855.
31:59Wow.
32:00Even though, man.
32:02What the f*** am I doing wrong on this game, Pete?
32:06It's a great question, Luke.
32:08I don't f***ing get it.
32:10I mean, you had a better show than I did, right?
32:12I had a better show.
32:13The matches were better.
32:15Yeah.
32:16I had an optional bonus on the logistics.
32:18Does that count?
32:19Does that count for something?
32:20I have no f***ing clue, man.
32:22I just don't get it.
32:25Did I have more variety on the show than you did?
32:28I don't know.
32:29It looks like I had multiple gimmick matches.
32:31I did that specifically because I was like, I want to try it.
32:33And it did like, you know, match card quality B.
32:36Yeah.
32:37But like, I don't know.
32:39Me and you, I think after this, we should go through the footage and have a look.
32:43Compare stats side by side of this screen versus the other screen and see what's different.
32:48I don't f***ing get it.
32:50F***s sake.
32:51I genuinely think by the end of the series, you'll be like, I don't even want to do a series three.
32:54F*** this game.
32:56Brock Lesnar is like the most over person in the entire game.
33:00And yet it doesn't bring in diddly dick fans.
33:03I don't know.
33:04I just don't f***ing get it.
33:05I don't know.
33:07Ballad just blindsided Brock.
33:09Good show tonight, Raw.
33:10Thank you, Stone Cold Disaster Musician.
33:12Can't wait to hear your tunes.
33:15Better luck next time, Slapjack.
33:19Oh, his Twitter handle is greatfowler.
33:23I hate it.
33:24Someone on Raw must really like Dakota Kyle on them almost every single week.
33:28She was on this show this week.
33:29Yeah, that's true.
33:30How long do I have to wait to see King Nakamura get a title shot?
33:33F*** you, Raw GM79.
33:35Amazing.
33:36Mr. Higglesby settles the score with Slapjack.
33:38Raw has the best rivalries.
33:42And Ayman Askin and Rosales.
33:45Rivalries really heating up.
33:46Rosales.
33:47Keith Lee sure spends time running his mouth.
33:49Just seeing Cedric lose against Olaf, who's a far more talented fighter.
33:53Clearly, yeah.
33:54Brock Lesnar takes the match from King Nakamura.
33:55Could have gone either way.
33:56Could have gone either way.
33:57Could have gone either way.
33:58Well, see what wasn't going either way was...
34:00Oh, free crew booking.
34:01Yeah, you know, it's a way to save me some money.
34:03I can use that money to buy power cards and s***.
34:06That was my lodge behind it.
34:08But yeah, there we go.
34:09Ranking number two.
34:11And I am...
34:12S***, the gap grows there.
34:14That's 25,000 fans.
34:17And you've got, like, 100 grand more than me.
34:20It's good to meet the left.
34:21F*** me.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Running.
34:24It's going well for old PD Pops.
34:26Crisps on toast.
34:27Like, this is...
34:28Oh, this is a bad f***ing week for me.
34:31This is great.
34:32F***, man.
34:33I've...
34:34I need to do something f***ing big at this pay-per-view.
34:37I'm having a great time.
34:38There's nothing that can stop SmackDown.
34:41Yeah, apparently f***ing so.
34:43Like, is SmackDown the default to just, like, always wins?
34:46Oh, yeah, obviously.
34:47That's what we do at SmackDown.
34:49We make winners here.
34:50We build the stars of the future and we win.
34:52F***'s sake.
34:53You know what?
34:54I'm not going to say why am I so bad at this game.
34:57I know it's what you all want me to say.
34:59You want me to say the line, Bart.
35:01But I'm not going to.
35:02Because I don't think I am bad at this game.
35:05This game is bad for me.
35:08There's probably something key that I'm missing.
35:10There's some button I'm not pressing which increases this.
35:13Increase score.
35:14Clearly.
35:15It's the button that I always press.
35:17That's it.
35:18You're just not telling me about it.
35:19I'm just not telling you about it.
35:22But you didn't, though, did you?
35:24But you didn't.
35:25Because you didn't do it.
35:29Fudge, that's annoying.
35:32So how was your week, Luke?
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36:50It's TLC, Luke.
36:52Apparently so.
36:54It's still TLC.
36:55We will see you in seven days time.
36:56I've been Luke Owen, D.A.D.
36:58Representing Monday Night Raw.
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37:02Jam that jam.