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00:04:38 - Welcome to the Wednesday Night War.
00:04:59 I am Pete Quinnell representing Monday Night Smackdown.
00:05:03 It's the first time I've been on one of these
00:05:04 Wednesday Night War streams,
00:05:05 'cause Luke has hosted the last two.
00:05:08 I am excited to find out what's gonna happen
00:05:10 for the next five weeks of this series 3.5
00:05:14 of the Monday Night War on Wednesdays.
00:05:17 Is Laurie gonna be able to not have people
00:05:19 get injured this time?
00:05:20 We're gonna find out.
00:05:21 Is Dan gonna actually pick a lane
00:05:24 and actually find someone to have an allegiance with,
00:05:26 with his GM interference?
00:05:27 Probably not, but we're gonna find out today anyway.
00:05:30 On the last pay-per-view at Hell in a Cell,
00:05:32 Laurie got a couple injuries,
00:05:34 had a great show with Owen, went in number one,
00:05:36 and Dan had a good show.
00:05:39 It was fine, wasn't it?
00:05:40 But he did save that all-important Network Special,
00:05:42 so we'll see if he gets to play it this time.
00:05:46 We are doing Ultra Chats again today,
00:05:48 so if you want your comments read out on air,
00:05:49 make sure to send in your Ultra Chats
00:05:51 at WrestleTalk.com/PFK,
00:05:54 and we're gonna read out all of those
00:05:56 above a dollar amount that I don't remember.
00:05:58 It might be five, might be 10.
00:06:00 I'm sure the moderators in the chat
00:06:02 will let you know which one it is.
00:06:04 But, I hope y'all are excited for today.
00:06:08 Shall we just get into it?
00:06:10 I think without much further ado,
00:06:12 we're just gonna get right over to week number 11
00:06:15 of the Wednesday Night War.
00:06:17 We're going over to Laurie, representing Wednesday Night NXT,
00:06:20 and Dan, representing Wednesday Night NXT 2.0.
00:06:23 - Pete just described a game that is all ado
00:06:28 about not much further ado.
00:06:29 - Yeah. - Yeah.
00:06:30 Like, this game is just ado.
00:06:31 - There's nothing but ado. - There's nothing
00:06:32 that you just do. - Yeah.
00:06:33 - You would do the whole time.
00:06:34 - Yeah. - Because you don't
00:06:35 play the matches.
00:06:36 - We're gonna find out many things.
00:06:37 - We'll find out many things.
00:06:38 - But also, I'd like just a quick reminder to Pete
00:06:40 that he will never take this from me,
00:06:43 this beautiful golden belt.
00:06:45 This is one thing that we know for certain will not change.
00:06:48 Nice different characters, Dan.
00:06:49 - Doesn't matter.
00:06:50 Live the gimmick.
00:06:52 - Live the gimmick.
00:06:53 How are you?
00:06:55 - Very well, thank you. - Good.
00:06:56 - Yeah, I did some prep.
00:06:57 - Yeah. - Ahead of it.
00:06:58 I watched about the last five minutes of the last stream.
00:07:01 - As we were coming down,
00:07:01 you had this little grin on your face.
00:07:03 - I've got a plan for week one.
00:07:05 That plan, as pointed out to me by Pete,
00:07:07 I didn't do very good research
00:07:09 'cause I forgot about Bret Hart being injured.
00:07:11 But you know. - Nice.
00:07:12 I very helpfully-- - He's out.
00:07:13 Get him out of here.
00:07:14 - At the end of the last one,
00:07:16 I made myself a little list of things
00:07:18 to keep in mind going forward.
00:07:21 - Just an intention setting.
00:07:22 I like it. - Yeah.
00:07:23 Like manifesting.
00:07:24 You know. - What are you manifesting?
00:07:26 - Well, I'll tell you.
00:07:26 - Oh, well, then fine.
00:07:28 - You'll find out in but a week's time.
00:07:29 - Oh, but a week.
00:07:30 - Well, but not even a real week.
00:07:32 - No. - A pretend week.
00:07:34 - Shall I, I don't remember how the loading goes.
00:07:36 We load this.
00:07:37 I press that.
00:07:38 Do you want to load this save data?
00:07:39 Yes, I do.
00:07:40 Okay, and now we're at my, yes.
00:07:43 - If we do, I swear, oh.
00:07:45 Aren't we supposed to have, oh.
00:07:49 We'll figure it out.
00:07:51 Anyway.
00:07:52 (laughing)
00:07:52 I thought we were supposed to have
00:07:53 Superstar Shake Up cards.
00:07:54 And that comes before the emails.
00:07:55 - It's after.
00:07:56 - It's after the emails.
00:07:58 Oh, then everything's fine.
00:07:59 There was a second there where I was like,
00:08:00 oh no, someone's picked for me.
00:08:02 And I was about to be very angry.
00:08:03 - Dun, dun, dun.
00:08:05 - What are you gonna listen to?
00:08:06 - What am I gonna listen to?
00:08:06 I'm going to listen to Paramore.
00:08:10 It's already on, apparently.
00:08:12 - Oh.
00:08:13 - How did that happen?
00:08:14 - Crazy.
00:08:15 - Just vibing away to yourself.
00:08:16 All right, see you in a bit.
00:08:17 In that case, Ellis, are you good?
00:08:19 - Yeah.
00:08:20 - Oh, Producer L, we're gonna set the countdown.
00:08:21 We're gonna do the countdown.
00:08:22 Oh, wait, I haven't got one on my phone.
00:08:24 That's not gonna help anybody, is it?
00:08:26 Oh, God, everything's fine.
00:08:29 Recognize my face.
00:08:30 It's only sunglasses.
00:08:31 Here we go.
00:08:33 Right, seven minutes on the clock.
00:08:36 In three, two, one, go.
00:08:39 Okey dokey, Sammy George.
00:08:41 Hello, my contract NSE is up at the end of the week.
00:08:43 That's sad.
00:08:45 What are you up to?
00:08:46 Primary skill one, you have got a rivalry.
00:08:48 How much do you want?
00:08:49 Oh, also you're satisfied.
00:08:50 14K for you.
00:08:54 How about nine?
00:08:54 Thanks.
00:08:57 My contract NSE 2.0 is up at the end of the week.
00:08:59 Oh, not Giggles.
00:09:01 How's Giggles doing?
00:09:03 Oh, she's annoyed.
00:09:04 So if I wanna keep her, I have to pay her.
00:09:06 I don't know if you're worth it, Giggles.
00:09:12 You have got a rivalry though.
00:09:14 What am I gonna do?
00:09:16 What am I gonna do?
00:09:17 She's not gonna take a lower ball.
00:09:18 Sorry, G, not gonna renew the contract.
00:09:23 I'm sure I'll regret that.
00:09:24 I guess the joke's on me.
00:09:25 Here we are.
00:09:26 Oh yeah, well, this is the thing.
00:09:27 I interfered with you, Dewdrop.
00:09:28 Hey, Jay Layton.
00:09:30 You've seen the work I've been putting in.
00:09:31 I know I can do more for the brand.
00:09:32 What's Mace doing?
00:09:33 Oh, this is why people write things down.
00:09:35 You wanna run a main event match.
00:09:38 How star power are you?
00:09:39 Three, giant, you're satisfied.
00:09:42 Oh God.
00:09:46 Yeah, why not?
00:09:49 Okay.
00:09:52 Three bronze ones?
00:09:53 That is, I'm behind.
00:09:55 This is unacceptable.
00:09:58 Using at least one fighter superstar increases quality.
00:10:02 Players, male and female, single belts,
00:10:03 gain 15 popularity and a guarantee to win.
00:10:06 Okay, I'm gonna use Roper Dope, I think,
00:10:07 to use one fighter superstar in a match
00:10:10 to increase its quality
00:10:12 'cause quality of matches is what I'm about.
00:10:16 Okay, have at least one Ironman match this week.
00:10:19 Right, let's have a quick look at my season goals
00:10:22 because one of them was to do loads of interferences.
00:10:28 Five shows with GM interference.
00:10:30 And now I get a fixed match.
00:10:32 I'm nearly done with that, to be honest.
00:10:34 So, right, manage roster.
00:10:37 Health-wise, how's everyone doing?
00:10:38 Oh, Jinder's not doing the most best, is he?
00:10:42 He's only got two weeks on his contract.
00:10:43 Bloody hell.
00:10:44 What have I been doing?
00:10:47 Honestly, what have I been doing?
00:10:49 Oh, Indie's only got 12 and she's my champ.
00:10:52 Oh God, oh God, what am I gonna do?
00:10:57 Um, power cards-wise, what have we got over here?
00:11:00 Nothing event, nothing good.
00:11:02 Nothing of note.
00:11:03 Might need an injury rehab.
00:11:05 But I've got two injury rehabs times three.
00:11:06 So let's do that in a bit.
00:11:07 First of all, we'll crack on with those logistics
00:11:09 to make sure those are all done.
00:11:11 And then I can book the show.
00:11:13 Messe wants the main event this week.
00:11:15 That's fine.
00:11:16 Where are you, Messe?
00:11:17 God, you're down here.
00:11:18 Who's my North American champ?
00:11:23 Ah.
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00:11:28 God, everyone is poorly.
00:11:30 Might have to book a rubbish show.
00:11:31 Unless I make this,
00:11:38 oh, I was gonna blow it off, wasn't I?
00:11:40 That was gonna be my main event this week.
00:11:44 Oh, what am I doing?
00:11:47 Daniel, everything's fine.
00:11:48 Pop you against Stone Cold.
00:11:52 Oh, they had a few already.
00:11:53 Oh my God, everything's fine.
00:11:55 Maybe I'll just piss off Messe.
00:11:58 Maybe I'll do that.
00:11:59 Okay, first things first, we're gonna run
00:12:04 Dewdrop against GG 'cause she's on the way out.
00:12:10 And I'm gonna do my little GM interference for Dewdrop.
00:12:13 And that will actually end my little chain.
00:12:18 I'm gonna do a call out promo
00:12:21 because my new feud is gonna be Jinder versus Austin.
00:12:24 Have I got a man, have I got,
00:12:26 oh God, I'm gonna have to pay Jinder
00:12:28 loads of money next week, aren't I?
00:12:29 Ah, that'll help.
00:12:32 Okay, cool, we'll do that.
00:12:33 We'll do LA Knight versus Messe.
00:12:38 What do I do with the title?
00:12:42 We'll make it a triple threat.
00:12:46 Or the title.
00:12:51 (upbeat music)
00:12:53 And is there a fighter amongst them?
00:12:56 No, there's not.
00:12:57 No, there's not.
00:12:58 How am I doing time-wise?
00:12:59 Two minutes 40, joke!
00:13:02 Power card, pre-match physio on.
00:13:04 Actually, God, I'm having a nightmare.
00:13:09 I'm so underprepared.
00:13:11 What am I doing?
00:13:12 What am I doing?
00:13:13 What am I doing?
00:13:14 Not gonna make that triple threat match.
00:13:16 We're just gonna make that a straight one-on-one.
00:13:18 Not gonna make it for the title
00:13:19 'cause I don't want the title to go off it.
00:13:21 And I'm gonna use my pre-match physio on LA Knight
00:13:23 'cause I don't want him to get poorly.
00:13:24 Right, that's just a decision that I've made, okay?
00:13:27 I've decided that.
00:13:28 In the opener, we're gonna have Rhea Ripley.
00:13:31 They're having a cool down.
00:13:32 Rhea Ripley versus Charlotte, they're both heels.
00:13:34 Oh my God, I've got basically no one good left.
00:13:37 You guys can have a tables match.
00:13:42 Why not?
00:13:43 Oh, oh, oh, I've got nobody of note.
00:13:49 They're a tag team, but Randy's poorly.
00:13:51 Bloody Nora, what are we doing here?
00:13:54 Bobbles and Logan.
00:14:02 Yeah, I guess that'll help.
00:14:07 That'll do something.
00:14:08 How are we doing there?
00:14:13 One minute 26, right.
00:14:14 So we've got logistics booked.
00:14:16 We have a show to speak of.
00:14:19 If I leave Jinder off the show,
00:14:20 he'll at least pick up some stamina.
00:14:23 I'll have you doing a call out on LA Knight
00:14:28 to make you go to level four.
00:14:29 I can blow that feud off next week
00:14:31 with a submission match.
00:14:33 I hate this.
00:14:36 I hate it.
00:14:37 What else am I gonna do?
00:14:47 I think I might free up some money, you know?
00:14:49 Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
00:14:50 I'm gonna release Indie Heart.
00:14:54 Well, controversial, but I'll get some money back
00:14:57 and I'm gonna need that to flesh out my roster a little bit.
00:14:59 That may be a massive mistake,
00:15:02 but at least I have a woman's title.
00:15:03 Did they feud over the title before?
00:15:09 I feel like they did.
00:15:10 Am I doing, am I making a mistake there?
00:15:12 I will.
00:15:14 Oh, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel.
00:15:17 Make a feud, make a feud.
00:15:18 Ah, woman's title.
00:15:19 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:15:27 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:15:31 Do I wanna do one?
00:15:32 Four seconds.
00:15:33 Oh my god, I'm just gonna have to do it.
00:15:34 Oh, this was such a nightmare.
00:15:35 What am I doing?
00:15:36 Oh, god.
00:15:38 Oh.
00:15:38 Oh.
00:15:40 Oh.
00:15:42 Oh.
00:15:43 Did that go well?
00:15:46 I flailed.
00:15:47 You flailed?
00:15:48 I flailed.
00:15:48 How did you flail?
00:15:49 It turned out I've completely forgot everything that I'd had planned
00:15:51 and everything that I'd done and everyone was feeling poorly
00:15:54 and then I just didn't, and I didn't react to it well.
00:15:58 And my Super Smash Bros was shit.
00:15:59 Oh, that's bad.
00:16:01 Yeah.
00:16:01 Good for me though.
00:16:02 Yeah.
00:16:03 Yeah, good for me.
00:16:04 Yeah.
00:16:04 Oh, great.
00:16:05 Yeah.
00:16:05 Wonderful.
00:16:06 Well.
00:16:07 I've never crumbled so quick in my life.
00:16:08 No?
00:16:09 Oh.
00:16:10 Oh dear.
00:16:11 Oh dear, oh dear.
00:16:12 Oh, but at least I have my puzzler.
00:16:15 At least you have your puzzler.
00:16:16 The great puzzler.
00:16:18 Are you ready?
00:16:20 What are you listening to?
00:16:21 Well, see, they're coming back so I'm gonna listen to Girls Aloud.
00:16:23 Okay.
00:16:24 How about that?
00:16:24 That's nice.
00:16:25 And they'll be back.
00:16:26 Imminently.
00:16:29 Cheryl's about to tweet at number one.
00:16:30 We're gonna go straight into their greatest hits album, 10.
00:16:34 And I think I'm gonna start with Something New.
00:16:37 It was a fabulous song.
00:16:40 Very nice.
00:16:40 Absolute fire.
00:16:41 Bye-bye.
00:16:42 Bye.
00:16:42 All right.
00:16:44 We've got seven minutes on the clock.
00:16:46 We've got some emails to do.
00:16:47 Let me get a superstar shake up.
00:16:48 Ellis, you ready?
00:16:49 In three, two, one, go.
00:16:53 Razor Ramon.
00:16:54 Hey, my contract is up at the end of next week.
00:16:56 Type faster, Razor.
00:17:00 We're interested in staying at a cost.
00:17:02 Oh, and the cost would be 70k.
00:17:04 I mean, I'm gonna ask him to do it for cheaper.
00:17:10 How about 49?
00:17:11 Oh, not what I was looking for, but I'll take it.
00:17:16 I'll see you next week.
00:17:16 I just got a deal.
00:17:18 I've had enough crap.
00:17:21 Working with NXT has been a complete joke.
00:17:23 What do you want now, Champa?
00:17:24 100k bonus.
00:17:29 You motherfucker.
00:17:33 You motherfucker.
00:17:35 You prick.
00:17:36 Sorry, Tommaso.
00:17:39 That's not gonna happen.
00:17:40 Goodbye, then.
00:17:44 You keep your money.
00:17:45 I'm out of here.
00:17:47 Wow.
00:17:47 Oh, I got the money back, though.
00:17:48 That's pretty good.
00:17:49 See you later, mate.
00:17:51 I had him be nothing but losses.
00:17:53 Isn't there someone else on your roster you can match me up against with for a change?
00:17:57 Yeah, someone who was in a feud with Carmelo Hayes.
00:18:00 There you go.
00:18:01 You can have Carmelo Hayes.
00:18:03 Sounds good, Finn.
00:18:03 Cool.
00:18:06 Exiting.
00:18:07 Continue booking.
00:18:07 Right, what have I got?
00:18:09 Fan retention rate.
00:18:10 "The player's male and female belt holders get 15 popularity and are guaranteed to win
00:18:14 all their matches while their shape-up is active.
00:18:15 If a giant superstar wins a fatal four-way match, he gains 40k,
00:18:19 or fan retention rate is increased by 0.25%."
00:18:22 I don't really know what to do about this.
00:18:27 I don't necessarily want my champions to win all the matches.
00:18:31 Do I?
00:18:31 I don't know.
00:18:33 I'm gonna take the fan retention rate
00:18:36 and just try and stay as close to down as possible.
00:18:39 I'm going with that.
00:18:40 All right, all right.
00:18:43 "Havily's won backstage brawl this week."
00:18:47 Right, we've got to go to the manage roster because we've got a bunch of people who are out injured.
00:18:52 Gargano's out.
00:18:53 Brett's out for two weeks.
00:18:55 Gargano is out for...
00:18:58 About three weeks.
00:19:04 This is where my eyes don't work.
00:19:06 I can't see.
00:19:06 Three weeks he's out for.
00:19:08 That's bad.
00:19:08 And I was gonna get rid of him and put the North American title onto the Hayes and Ciampa feud.
00:19:16 But Ciampa's just left because he's a money grubber.
00:19:21 He's left.
00:19:22 So I don't really know what to do there.
00:19:23 Let's book some show first and then we'll come back to this.
00:19:25 Right, so we're gonna do...
00:19:28 I want to blow off the Rodriguez and Sky feud that I've got.
00:19:34 Click here.
00:19:34 Click out Rodriguez.
00:19:39 She's got good stamina and she's got a good thing against U.S. Sky.
00:19:42 So I think I'm gonna blow that off.
00:19:44 First of all.
00:19:48 Second of all, I think we're gonna have...
00:19:50 We're gonna try and set up Beej and Razor for the title.
00:19:56 And we need a backstage brawl.
00:20:00 What do I get for my backstage brawls?
00:20:03 Block an opposing brand from...
00:20:04 I mean...
00:20:07 I mean...
00:20:09 All right, Rill and Creed, you have a backstage brawl.
00:20:13 Julius Creed versus Matt Rill.
00:20:16 Ian.
00:20:16 Backstage brawl.
00:20:18 It's well expensive though.
00:20:20 But I did just make all that money.
00:20:23 All right.
00:20:24 And then we're gonna...
00:20:26 I think we're gonna release Johnny Gargano.
00:20:29 Acting like a lady.
00:20:30 I think we're gonna release Johnny.
00:20:32 *Sings*
00:20:36 And we're gonna release Brett.
00:20:38 Because he's only got limited time on his contract.
00:20:41 So we'll release Johnny and Brett.
00:20:43 Oh, I can't release more than one.
00:20:49 Brett, you're gone next week, son.
00:20:51 Right.
00:20:53 Back to this.
00:20:54 What have we got?
00:20:57 So we could do Mello.
00:20:59 We could do Bala versus Carmelo Hayes.
00:21:03 They don't have a good...
00:21:06 They don't have a good class matchup though.
00:21:08 So I could also maybe just put the belt on this feud.
00:21:13 In the hopes that that pops that as well.
00:21:18 So I might do that.
00:21:19 And then I was gonna have some call-outs.
00:21:22 I want to get some things going between...
00:21:24 Aska and Shayna Baszler.
00:21:28 So I'll probably have Aska call out Baszler.
00:21:32 Let's see where we land with that.
00:21:34 And I also want to get something cooking between...
00:21:38 Bailey and somebody.
00:21:43 So who have I got for Bailey?
00:21:45 *Sings*
00:21:46 So Bailey could call out Katana Chance.
00:21:49 Katana Chance.
00:21:50 What's Bailey's stats?
00:21:52 Everyone's got low stamina, mate.
00:21:55 Everyone's got low stamina.
00:21:56 Everyone's got low stamina.
00:21:58 I'm still gonna do it.
00:21:59 Because I could also...
00:22:02 It depends where we land on the...
00:22:06 It depends what happens here.
00:22:07 Because I feel like they could both get injured.
00:22:09 But they are also in a tag feud with...
00:22:12 Rodriguez is with Chance and EO is with Baszler.
00:22:15 So there's also the tag feud going.
00:22:18 And that's got...
00:22:19 That's at level two already.
00:22:20 So I do want that to end up somewhere.
00:22:22 Right, let's do some logistics.
00:22:23 People keep complaining I don't book the highest value arena.
00:22:26 That's the highest value arena as far as I can see.
00:22:29 So that'll do.
00:22:30 Right, what are we doing now?
00:22:31 Contract negotiation.
00:22:34 Add four weeks.
00:22:35 Free crew booking coast to coast.
00:22:37 Free special effects.
00:22:39 Fix a match.
00:22:41 Health spa.
00:22:43 I think we should buy a health spa when we see it.
00:22:45 I'm gonna buy a health spa.
00:22:48 And then check my show.
00:22:55 I think because that's paying off a big feud, that'll be more popular.
00:22:59 This...
00:22:59 This already has a feud going into it.
00:23:03 So I think this needs to swap with that.
00:23:05 Fit that and then I guess we'll just do a charity promo or something.
00:23:10 Should I hug her like a genie?
00:23:14 Underwear and leg a lady.
00:23:16 Should have seen me.
00:23:17 Oh.
00:23:18 Finn Boy Balor do a charity promo.
00:23:23 Yeah, cool.
00:23:25 26 seconds left.
00:23:26 Should we have a look at free agents?
00:23:27 Why not?
00:23:28 Oh, Gunther.
00:23:32 Now we're talking.
00:23:33 These are all too expensive.
00:23:34 They're too rich for my blood.
00:23:36 That's my show, I think.
00:23:40 I think that's me done.
00:23:41 That was less panic than normal, isn't it?
00:23:43 Is it good or is it bad?
00:23:45 I don't really know.
00:23:46 Hello.
00:23:48 I'm just pressing this button to confirm my button.
00:23:50 That's fine.
00:23:51 Because the song ended absolutely perfect.
00:23:55 I've got a loud coming through one.
00:23:56 Yeah, if we may.
00:23:58 But it did fade out enough for me to hear you say
00:24:02 what a gentle and unpanicked show you had.
00:24:05 I was just like, gone.
00:24:06 I just sort of rolled with it.
00:24:09 Anyone that was injured or decided they were having a problem, I just released them.
00:24:13 Oh, great.
00:24:13 Oh, how many?
00:24:14 They're all got like three people.
00:24:15 You released more than one?
00:24:16 Well, I released...
00:24:18 I released...
00:24:18 Someone left of their own volition.
00:24:20 Oh, great.
00:24:20 And I released Johnny Gargano.
00:24:21 Okay.
00:24:22 Okay, that's different.
00:24:23 That's different.
00:24:24 Because if I thought...
00:24:25 I thought they changed it.
00:24:26 That maybe you could.
00:24:27 You can only release one.
00:24:29 So I've still got deadweight Bret Hart on my roster.
00:24:33 But you know, we'll sort that out.
00:24:36 What's he added?
00:24:37 I mean, he lost to Joey Wheeler.
00:24:38 He did lose to Joey Wheeler.
00:24:40 Now...
00:24:40 Red eyes, black dragon.
00:24:42 Very funny that you rolled with the punches and I just got absolutely battered by them.
00:24:47 Wait till you see this shit show.
00:24:49 Go on.
00:24:50 Uh, so we're gonna open with Doudrop and Zlia Vega for the women's title.
00:24:56 The newly vacated women's title.
00:24:57 Because I fired Indi Hartwell because she only had 12 stamina.
00:24:59 I couldn't be bothered with that.
00:25:00 Probably a massive mistake, but I'll be honest with you, I was flailing.
00:25:04 So these guys are also in a rivalry.
00:25:08 So I thought, well, this might, you know, further the stakes a little bit.
00:25:09 Also in a tables match just to get a little rating.
00:25:12 Kind of pop a rating.
00:25:13 Zlina is our new champion.
00:25:14 She's a double champ now and the rivalry goes to three.
00:25:17 Okay, that's fine.
00:25:18 That's nice.
00:25:18 We're gonna write that down.
00:25:19 Ddqzl3.
00:25:24 Uh-huh.
00:25:26 Yep, that's right.
00:25:27 Uh...
00:25:28 What's your mother's maiden name?
00:25:29 I'll tell you in the form of a gif.
00:25:32 Um, oh, and our new top viewed over the world title is going to be Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:25:37 versus...
00:25:37 Oh, very good.
00:25:38 Jinda Mahal.
00:25:39 Clear baby face there.
00:25:41 Yeah, Jinda, yeah.
00:25:42 Uh, that's a level one rivalry.
00:25:46 Now that works.
00:25:47 Thank you, Steve Austin.
00:25:48 It gives me a hell yeah.
00:25:49 Um, I whacked on a little tag team match there.
00:25:52 Uh, because I had a bunch of people, again, flailing, I needed something to do.
00:25:57 Randy's low on stamina, but I just needed to pack the card out with people because with
00:26:01 Jinda being so low on stamina, he was on like 12.
00:26:04 Yeah.
00:26:04 I needed to give him a rest.
00:26:06 Sure.
00:26:06 And Marseille wanted the main event.
00:26:07 And I, uh, that, that's kind of what I said yes to it.
00:26:10 And that's kind of what messed me up a little bit.
00:26:12 So, um, I've just sort of pulled this out of the hat.
00:26:17 See what happens.
00:26:17 It's for the tag titles.
00:26:19 Our tag champions, Weston going up against Bobbles and Logan.
00:26:23 Randy Lee, Weston.
00:26:24 Randy Lee and Weston.
00:26:26 Okay.
00:26:26 That's got a little rivalry tag.
00:26:28 And what?
00:26:29 Okay, fine.
00:26:30 I don't know why I'm writing these down.
00:26:31 I don't think notes work.
00:26:32 Do I Pete?
00:26:32 And then, yeah, this is the, this is the main feud.
00:26:37 Oh, level four.
00:26:39 It's a level four.
00:26:40 So I can either leave this now until the end of the thing, or I can blow it off and pop
00:26:45 the rating next week.
00:26:45 So I've kind of been there, you know, going with it a little bit.
00:26:49 These guys are there to fill up for the spot.
00:26:50 And I also interfered on behalf of D-drop.
00:26:53 That not good.
00:26:54 It did it, to be honest.
00:26:55 Um, she lost.
00:26:57 Okay, that's fine.
00:26:57 That's what I wanted.
00:26:58 That was just a match for the sake of a match.
00:26:59 Here's Marseille having a main event.
00:27:01 Oh, I made it a normal match.
00:27:03 That's good.
00:27:03 Go down.
00:27:04 For the love of God.
00:27:06 And he won it.
00:27:08 And it was mediocre.
00:27:11 Well done.
00:27:11 Yeah.
00:27:11 Congrats, Marseille.
00:27:13 You asked for that.
00:27:14 Right.
00:27:14 Here we go.
00:27:16 Right.
00:27:16 Well, we need a new, we need a North American champion.
00:27:18 Because we've just sacked off Gargano.
00:27:20 I mean, hopefully here, Ilya Dragunov wins it because then he can appear a bit more.
00:27:24 Because he's got full fucking stamina.
00:27:26 He's got good popularity as well.
00:27:27 So he used that popularity to the moon.
00:27:29 After his last match.
00:27:31 If he wins this, he adds a little extra 10 on there.
00:27:33 Yeah.
00:27:33 So let's have a little look.
00:27:35 Stimulate.
00:27:36 Christ, this isn't good for Dan.
00:27:37 Yes!
00:27:39 He's gone and done it.
00:27:40 He's gone and done it.
00:27:41 Yes!
00:27:42 He's learning.
00:27:44 It's taken him.
00:27:45 It's taken him two streams to download it.
00:27:48 But oh my God, the information is going in.
00:27:50 Right.
00:27:52 And then we're having Asuka call out Shayna Baszler in the hopes of getting something going there.
00:27:56 Doesn't.
00:27:57 Does not.
00:27:57 Weak promo from Asuka there.
00:27:59 Yeah, not her best work.
00:28:00 Then we've got Bijj versus Razor.
00:28:02 Bijj is about to.
00:28:03 Bijj's about to die.
00:28:04 Pop off, yeah.
00:28:04 That's bad.
00:28:05 I didn't really look at his stamina.
00:28:07 No, you just booked him out.
00:28:07 I just wanted to do something.
00:28:09 And it's a title match.
00:28:10 Yep.
00:28:10 Bijj wins.
00:28:14 And he's injured.
00:28:14 Good stuff.
00:28:16 Good stuff.
00:28:17 Someone else is getting released.
00:28:18 Let me tell you that.
00:28:19 Ice cold, Laurie Blake.
00:28:23 Yeah, Bijj injured.
00:28:24 That is a four week injury for your world champion.
00:28:27 Yes, but I mean, it was a good match, which is nice.
00:28:30 Who's going to get released here, my bro?
00:28:32 I mean, it's now a tough choice, isn't it?
00:28:35 Yeah, it is.
00:28:35 Because the thing is, Brett's also back in a week.
00:28:37 Oh, so you could just win out.
00:28:39 I could just bin Bijj.
00:28:40 Yeah.
00:28:40 And then for my NXT championship picture, do Razor Ramon versus Brett Hart.
00:28:45 I don't think anything wrong with that.
00:28:48 Oh, yeah, why not?
00:28:48 Crack on.
00:28:49 Right.
00:28:49 And then we've got Bailey calling out Katana Chance.
00:28:53 Fuck all happened.
00:28:55 Good stuff.
00:28:56 Got a rivalry versus Julius Creed and Matt Riddle, who are having a backstage brawl.
00:29:00 Because that was my commissioner goal.
00:29:01 Which will stimulate.
00:29:03 Matt Riddle wins.
00:29:06 A little commissioner goal.
00:29:07 Oh.
00:29:08 Two and an injury.
00:29:09 Good stuff.
00:29:10 What are the four week injury for Matt Riddle?
00:29:11 This is bad.
00:29:13 Flipping heck.
00:29:14 This was going so chill.
00:29:16 Yeah, it had.
00:29:16 What a great start you had.
00:29:17 The curse of the injuries for me is just strong.
00:29:20 Right.
00:29:22 Another one getting released.
00:29:23 Put him on the list.
00:29:24 No one's even doing good promos this week either.
00:29:29 Jesus, wet.
00:29:32 Right, here we go.
00:29:33 And I'm blowing this off.
00:29:34 Oh, yeah.
00:29:34 So this will probably be another injury.
00:29:36 You ready?
00:29:36 Yeah.
00:29:37 Ready for it?
00:29:37 Oh, no, they're both fine stamina wise.
00:29:40 Bracky bees.
00:29:41 Brack the back.
00:29:43 An amazing with a rivalry complete.
00:29:45 Amazing main event.
00:29:46 I think you've started and ended that show quite well.
00:29:48 That's good.
00:29:49 Like, I think it was fine.
00:29:50 Yeah, I had a poor finale situation.
00:29:51 Yeah, so I had a week.
00:29:52 My mid card was much stronger as well, which is a shame.
00:29:55 Oh, you had.
00:29:56 So I had a poor finale.
00:29:57 You had a poor opener.
00:29:58 Ah, that's a shame.
00:29:59 My opener was fine.
00:30:00 My matches were consistent.
00:30:01 Yeah, so this is dumb, which is fine.
00:30:07 We just need we need something to we need something to stick now in the women's division.
00:30:12 Because, yes, the male world champion is now out.
00:30:15 Got a fair few rivalries there, though.
00:30:18 That's quite nice.
00:30:19 Couldn't make quite a bit of money from selling huge, though.
00:30:21 Could you?
00:30:21 It depends how big is how long he's got in the contract is the thing.
00:30:26 Do you want to have a look at any specifics?
00:30:28 Not really.
00:30:30 No, I don't.
00:30:31 So I think I was quite happy with the matches and annoyed about the injuries.
00:30:34 But yeah, the injuries are what's what's sodded you off there.
00:30:37 Let's go to this bit.
00:30:40 Can anyone see NXT 2.0 and as they let go of Indy, that took me by surprise.
00:30:44 Sorry, Indy.
00:30:44 My bad.
00:30:45 What have I done there?
00:30:46 Got a good profit.
00:30:47 Oh, I have made a good profit.
00:30:49 Oh, that's really going to come in handy with my sole goal, which like for all, you know,
00:30:54 I'll tell you in a bit.
00:30:55 All right.
00:30:57 No one could excuse the repetitive matches.
00:30:59 That's good.
00:30:59 So that means the show quality was well, not quite what you want to see.
00:31:01 That's fine.
00:31:02 Must say, turn the corner.
00:31:04 Rhea Ripley takes a match from Candice.
00:31:06 Give Doudrop a break.
00:31:08 Hey, Doudrop, ha ha ha.
00:31:11 Thanks, Zelina.
00:31:12 Great.
00:31:12 OK.
00:31:13 It's petty, Zelina.
00:31:15 That's petty.
00:31:15 37,000 new fans.
00:31:17 1698.
00:31:18 I can't remember what the deficit I've got to work up is.
00:31:20 So we'll have to have a look.
00:31:22 Let me just write that down.
00:31:22 1698.
00:31:24 We'll get that in a minute.
00:31:25 Go on then.
00:31:25 All right, here we go.
00:31:26 Continue.
00:31:28 You've got so much money.
00:31:30 I know.
00:31:31 I really do.
00:31:31 Staggering.
00:31:33 But the crucial thing is, whoa.
00:31:35 That's pretty tight.
00:31:37 And you've made a whole swathe of fans there.
00:31:39 But I've lost some money.
00:31:41 You have.
00:31:42 I did lose some money, but I've still got good money overall.
00:31:46 Which I'm fine with.
00:31:47 I've been sort of coasting around the $200,000.
00:31:50 It's look, I mean, for season one, which is what we're playing, that amount of money is fine.
00:31:52 Honestly.
00:31:54 Right, breaking.
00:31:55 Tomasso Ciampras decided to...
00:31:56 Another brand to work with.
00:31:59 That took me by surprise.
00:32:00 I'm sad to be leaving NXT.
00:32:01 Not really sure what went wrong or why I wasn't part of their plans.
00:32:04 You got injured, mate.
00:32:05 You got injured.
00:32:06 Look at Ciampra.
00:32:08 Ciampra.
00:32:08 "NXT is too small a stage for me, so I'm moving on to bigger and better things."
00:32:11 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:12 Good luck, son.
00:32:13 Sneaky.
00:32:14 Didn't even win a title in NXT.
00:32:16 What's he going to do now?
00:32:17 Look how far he's got.
00:32:17 He was NXT champion in real life.
00:32:19 And look how far that got him in the regular WWE.
00:32:21 What's he going to do when he's not even been NXT champion yet?
00:32:24 "Heard that NXT fired Johnny Gargano.
00:32:26 What a shame.
00:32:27 I love Gargano.
00:32:28 I'll follow him to any brand."
00:32:31 Does that work if you hired Gargano?
00:32:33 Would there be a portion of my fan base that would come to you?
00:32:35 Let's find out, shall we?
00:32:38 No, you leave my boy alone.
00:32:39 I'm waiting for him to-
00:32:41 You fired him!
00:32:42 And I'll hire him again if he ever gets well.
00:32:45 "EO Sky is perfect for submission matches.
00:32:48 Put her in another one.
00:32:49 That's one of those journal-y things.
00:32:51 That's something I should pay attention to."
00:32:53 I won't.
00:32:54 "Love tonight's NXT.
00:32:56 Raquel Rodriguez vs. EO Sky ended with a bang.
00:32:58 What a rivalry.
00:32:59 NXT is really putting up their start."
00:33:02 Blah, blah, blah.
00:33:02 "Balor promo was for a good cause, although it was kind of boring."
00:33:06 You've described it.
00:33:08 Finn Balor promo.
00:33:09 Big E is still champion.
00:33:11 Great.
00:33:13 That was good.
00:33:13 I was pleased with that.
00:33:14 That was a nice show for me.
00:33:16 Ooh, you've got a-
00:33:19 Ooh, hello!
00:33:19 That's you!
00:33:20 That's me.
00:33:20 I've got Vito Champ.
00:33:22 That's fun, isn't it?
00:33:23 Hilarious.
00:33:25 That's fun.
00:33:26 Got a little Vito Champ there.
00:33:28 Did you get anything for yours?
00:33:30 No, I didn't do it.
00:33:31 Mine was to have an Iron Man.
00:33:32 And that was going to absolutely knock out any of them.
00:33:34 Yeah, see, I took the risk.
00:33:35 Did the backstage brawl.
00:33:36 It's fair.
00:33:37 It's fair.
00:33:37 Played with the fire.
00:33:38 Got burned.
00:33:40 All right, there we go.
00:33:43 Week one done in the can.
00:33:46 Over to you, Peter.
00:33:48 I was ready for that.
00:33:51 I was very ready to be thrown too.
00:33:55 I have never felt more satisfaction than watching Dan Layton crumble on his booking.
00:34:01 After all the chat, after all the talk in season three.
00:34:06 Well, this is so easy.
00:34:08 Guys, why don't you just do this?
00:34:09 Why don't you just do that?
00:34:10 Why don't you just do this?
00:34:12 And we said, you haven't been here with the time pressure, Dan.
00:34:15 And here we are with the time pressure, Dan.
00:34:19 It's one of the most satisfying things that I've ever seen in my life.
00:34:24 Will these guys book their matches in the correct order?
00:34:27 We'll never know.
00:34:27 And will they book logistics correctly?
00:34:30 Again, an answer we'll never know.
00:34:33 Lots of stuff coming out of week 11.
00:34:35 Am I not doing it correctly?
00:34:36 Oh, who knows, Laurie?
00:34:37 Who could possibly say whether you've booked things or not?
00:34:39 I don't know.
00:34:40 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:41 I have no idea.
00:34:42 You booked the right arena this time.
00:34:44 So that's something.
00:34:44 See?
00:34:45 Yeah.
00:34:46 Yeah, well done you.
00:34:46 That's nice.
00:34:47 There's other things I should be doing.
00:34:48 But the rest of it, you should probably book as well.
00:34:50 What's the other stuff?
00:34:51 Well, the other stuff that helps.
00:34:53 What, like what?
00:34:54 Everything else.
00:34:55 What's the other stuff?
00:34:55 I don't think there is other stuff.
00:34:59 I think people are lying.
00:35:01 There's, well, there's four options on that screen, Laurie.
00:35:03 Yeah.
00:35:04 Who's fucking winning?
00:35:05 That's what I say.
00:35:06 Who's fucking winning?
00:35:07 Ah, crumbly Dan is my favorite kind of Dan.
00:35:13 That's my unstoppable if I was doing logistics properly.
00:35:15 Exactly.
00:35:17 Let's get into some of your ultra chats here.
00:35:20 Send those in to WrestleTalk.com/PFK.
00:35:22 We're going to read out all the ones that are five US dollars and above.
00:35:26 By the time the show goes off the air, get those in and we will read out your comments.
00:35:30 B Tetrick said "Hey Dan, since you are the truth, you should tell Laurie the truth.
00:35:34 That he's a great guy and people like him."
00:35:36 I feel like someone should remind him of that.
00:35:38 He's reminded of that every day is Laurie day.
00:35:41 Every day is Laurie day.
00:35:43 Okay.
00:35:44 It's a jolly Laurie day.
00:35:46 Pepper Lane said "Wednesday Night War?
00:35:50 On my birthday?
00:35:51 What a treat."
00:35:52 An even better treat will be none other than the professor.
00:35:55 The truth.
00:35:55 Dan Layton winning this PLE block.
00:35:58 Truth point zero.
00:36:00 Let's go.
00:36:01 Also, happy birthday Pete.
00:36:03 It's not my birthday.
00:36:03 But happy birthday to you, Pepper Lane.
00:36:06 I hope you're having a wonderful day.
00:36:08 Keep sending in your ultra chats to WrestleTalk.com/PFK.
00:36:12 We are going to be going through all of those by the time the show goes off the air.
00:36:16 The five dollar US amount or up.
00:36:19 We're going to go back over to Laurie and Dan to see if they are able to turn it around.
00:36:25 Also, one last bit.
00:36:26 Just before that.
00:36:27 I would like to point out the sheer braggadocio and arrogance of Dan Layton to say that notes
00:36:36 don't work after crumbling so spectacularly when notes would have saved him.
00:36:43 They wouldn't have.
00:36:43 Let's be honest.
00:36:44 It's incredible.
00:36:45 Regular play would have saved me.
00:36:48 Maybe you should work on that, Dan.
00:36:50 I'm not the one in charge of the budget.
00:36:51 Let's head over back over to Laurie and Dan for week 12, shall we?
00:36:59 Regular note taking wouldn't help.
00:37:03 Didn't help you, did it?
00:37:05 I've won three times in a row, Dan!
00:37:08 It's called the three Pete for a reason.
00:37:11 Yeah.
00:37:12 How original.
00:37:13 Anyway, truth point zero.
00:37:15 I saw someone in the chat saying they would like me to stop singing.
00:37:17 I'm sorry, it's just girls allowed.
00:37:19 They're just like, there's nothing, not a lot I can do.
00:37:20 I'll listen to someone else this time.
00:37:21 It's a natural reaction.
00:37:22 It is.
00:37:23 Do you remember that time that-
00:37:24 Well, also, whenever you sing or perform, it helps you.
00:37:27 Yeah.
00:37:27 I was trying to channel some of the Laurie Blake energy.
00:37:29 Yeah, I just saved mine for Takeover.
00:37:31 That's fair.
00:37:31 That's it.
00:37:32 It's the special week.
00:37:33 It's classic black and gold.
00:37:34 It is classic black and gold.
00:37:35 We're just, we're coasting.
00:37:37 What are you going to listen to this week?
00:37:38 I'm going to listen to this week, uh, Neck Deep's new little thing they've released on Spotify.
00:37:42 We've listened to Neck Deep before.
00:37:43 Neck Deep sounds like a thing that I would enjoy.
00:37:46 Neck Deep.
00:37:46 Oh, right.
00:37:47 Yeah.
00:37:48 Deep.
00:37:48 I thought you were talking about something else.
00:37:50 Anyway.
00:37:51 All right, here we go.
00:37:54 All right, let's go over to the main screen and let's see if we can claw back some of this
00:37:59 deficit using some of that budget.
00:38:01 Uh, all right then, boyo.
00:38:03 Are you ready, Ellis?
00:38:06 Three, two, one, go.
00:38:09 Righty-ho.
00:38:10 Uh, Jinder.
00:38:11 Yeah, I know it is, mate.
00:38:12 You can have whatever you want.
00:38:13 Um, surely you're fine.
00:38:16 Yeah, you're optimistic, so I'm gonna...
00:38:17 Fine, we'll do that.
00:38:20 Um, I don't know if you know this, but I love being in a certain match.
00:38:22 The one on your backstage brawl, nobody does it better than you.
00:38:24 All right, um, I'll book you one in the next two weeks, Charlie.
00:38:28 How about that?
00:38:29 Um, and Kevin Owen says, "If you have any matches, I have room for you.
00:38:33 Sure thing.
00:38:33 The crowd misses cheering for you."
00:38:35 Kevin Owen says, "It's been a show.
00:38:38 Rest your primary solo champions this week."
00:38:40 What do I get if I do that?
00:38:43 Oh!
00:38:43 I need that, don't I?
00:38:48 I could really do with that card.
00:38:52 All right.
00:38:53 First things first, I'm the realist.
00:38:57 Uh, the note I took for myself at the start of this week
00:39:02 was simply, "Sign new women."
00:39:03 Um, and I think we maybe, well, maybe we'll kick off on that.
00:39:08 We're doing...
00:39:09 I'll tell you what.
00:39:11 Um, yikes, that might injure.
00:39:15 Okay, since we've got a hold off on
00:39:20 booking the solo champions, I will have...
00:39:27 Do drop Call Out Zelina to finish that off.
00:39:29 I will have...
00:39:31 Oh, this is why I paid all that money for Austin, isn't it?
00:39:35 Um, is to have him cut promos every week.
00:39:39 Um, let's figure out a main event.
00:39:44 I do run the risk of...
00:39:54 See, Sammy George is angry.
00:39:56 Uh, we'll get Kevin Owens on the show,
00:40:00 and I'll have him go up against Jive Owens.
00:40:05 They're a bruiser and a fighter.
00:40:06 They're the same class,
00:40:08 but we'll have the Owens derby.
00:40:11 Okay, who have I got on the roster?
00:40:16 We got...
00:40:17 Uh, Rhea is a bruiser.
00:40:22 Uh, Candice is a fighter.
00:40:27 Good guy.
00:40:28 Um, Charlotte is a...
00:40:31 So what I would love to find, if I could, is a...
00:40:36 Okay, that's fine.
00:40:37 What we'll do then, we'll go over to the legends.
00:40:41 What lady legends have I got?
00:40:43 Lita is a bad guy.
00:40:45 Beth Phoenix is a bruiser.
00:40:47 Molly Holly!
00:40:47 I love Molly Holly.
00:40:49 Uh, I mean, I guess 10 weeks.
00:40:52 Oh, that's a lot of money.
00:40:53 Who have we got in the free agents pile for?
00:40:58 Hello.
00:40:59 That's fun.
00:41:01 Um, I'm not sure.
00:41:04 Um, who have we got in the free agents pile?
00:41:06 Nikki SH is at 52 for 183,000.
00:41:10 Kind of my only real shot, isn't it?
00:41:13 I'm gonna do it.
00:41:15 I'm gonna get, um...
00:41:16 I think I might bring in Beth Phoenix at 60 popularity.
00:41:24 Um...
00:41:26 Can I afford to do that?
00:41:32 Should I do that?
00:41:33 Yes, fine.
00:41:34 We'll bring in Beth Phoenix.
00:41:35 Beth Phoenix, there you are.
00:41:39 It's lovely to see you and I'll have a contract negotiation.
00:41:42 Want to do that contract negotiation?
00:41:43 Power card, they're useful to have.
00:41:46 Yeah, why not?
00:41:46 Uh, coast to coast, don't bother.
00:41:50 Um...
00:41:52 At Sims, I've got to arrest them all.
00:41:57 I might have to arrest them all.
00:41:58 I might have to arrest them all.
00:41:59 I might have to arrest them all.
00:42:00 I've got to arrest them all.
00:42:02 I might as well use that.
00:42:03 Who will I use that on?
00:42:05 Um...
00:42:06 Who am I going to use it on?
00:42:15 Yeah, I'm going to use it on LA Knight.
00:42:16 Why not?
00:42:17 Feel better, LA.
00:42:19 Thanks for coming.
00:42:20 Okay, so that means in that main event,
00:42:22 I'm going to book Charlotte versus, uh...
00:42:29 Beth Phoenix in a backstage brawl,
00:42:31 because that's what Charlotte wants.
00:42:33 And I will make...
00:42:34 Ah, I know what I'm going to do.
00:42:35 I'm going to make that a Falls Count Anywhere match
00:42:37 and that can go on first,
00:42:38 because I need to book some Falls Count Anywhere matches
00:42:40 for one of my Hall of Fame trophy challenges,
00:42:43 which are all, by the way, very hard.
00:42:46 Um...
00:42:47 What else can we do?
00:42:50 How much time have I got?
00:42:52 Two minutes is not too bad.
00:42:53 Uh, who else was in the roster?
00:42:55 I've got, uh...
00:42:57 There was a Cruiserweight somewhere, wasn't there?
00:42:59 Someone...
00:42:59 Mustafa Ali.
00:43:00 It's a good little Cruiser to have.
00:43:02 Maybe a feud with Marseille.
00:43:05 Dante Roberts.
00:43:07 Oh, you look fabulous.
00:43:08 Um, Sensational Starler.
00:43:11 Ella RuBauw!
00:43:12 Pete Quinnell Classic.
00:43:14 Beth Spartan.
00:43:14 Oh, I could make a Beth tag team.
00:43:16 Maybe I'll keep my...
00:43:18 August the Great!
00:43:19 You're amazing.
00:43:20 Look at you.
00:43:21 August the Great.
00:43:24 Um...
00:43:25 I'll bring in Mustafa Ali.
00:43:29 Why not?
00:43:29 Someone should.
00:43:32 Um...
00:43:32 To have a match with...
00:43:35 Marseille.
00:43:39 Maybe we'll kick off a little feud between them.
00:43:41 Do I want to book another tag team match?
00:43:43 And potentially run the risk of an injury to Randy Orton?
00:43:47 It is likely.
00:43:53 If I just make it a normal match, no, but the title on the line.
00:43:55 Um...
00:43:57 Or maybe...
00:43:58 I could find someone in the pre-agents for...
00:44:02 Rhea Ripley, who is a bruiser.
00:44:06 She could get...
00:44:08 We could get Nikki A.S.H. in.
00:44:09 Steven Malisano for Nikki A.S.H.
00:44:12 I need to fill out...
00:44:13 I need another good guy.
00:44:14 Female specialist.
00:44:17 Whoa!
00:44:17 We're gonna do that?
00:44:19 I've got the money.
00:44:22 183,000 is a lot of money though for...
00:44:25 Someone who I don't know what I'm gonna do with.
00:44:27 Um...
00:44:28 Maybe next week.
00:44:34 In the meantime, I'll recoup some costs by doing an upsetting promo with...
00:44:39 Rhea Ripley.
00:44:40 She can afford to take it.
00:44:41 Uh...
00:44:42 Why not?
00:44:46 Uh, just for funsies.
00:44:48 For variety.
00:44:49 Uh, I've got 16 seconds left.
00:44:51 I'm gonna give Bobby Rooney a chance.
00:44:52 Uh, I've got 16 seconds left.
00:44:54 I'm gonna give Bobby Roode a show out.
00:44:55 Why not?
00:44:56 Um...
00:44:57 Show logistics.
00:45:00 No more power cards I want to get.
00:45:01 All right, there we go.
00:45:03 That looks fine.
00:45:05 Why not?
00:45:06 Slightly more controlled.
00:45:11 Okay.
00:45:13 Slightly more controlled.
00:45:14 Ooh!
00:45:14 Still not, I would say, my happiest I've ever been in my life.
00:45:17 No.
00:45:18 But I think I've done a good show there.
00:45:19 Let's find out.
00:45:22 Ooh!
00:45:23 Let's find out.
00:45:24 Got a lot of emails.
00:45:25 Ugh.
00:45:25 Why not do emails?
00:45:28 Um...
00:45:30 What are you listening to now?
00:45:31 I think I might go over to Jesse Ware.
00:45:32 Jesse Ware?
00:45:33 The Jesse Ware.
00:45:34 Uh, well, we'll probably start with Freak Me Now.
00:45:36 Um, and see where it takes us.
00:45:38 I think the Jesse Ware Shred might be one of my favourite shreds of all time.
00:45:42 What's that?
00:45:42 You know shreds?
00:45:43 Where they make YouTube videos of, like, people doing...
00:45:45 They remove all the kind of production from a song,
00:45:47 and it's just them doing it really badly.
00:45:49 No.
00:45:50 There's an incredible Jesse Ware one.
00:45:51 I'll have to find it.
00:45:52 Yeah, it's so good.
00:45:53 I love... I went to a Jesse Ware gig the other day.
00:45:55 It was fabulous.
00:45:56 That's how I licked my wounds from losing Lord of the Board.
00:45:59 Alright.
00:46:01 Oh, we're gonna start with, uh, Free Yourself.
00:46:03 See you in a bit.
00:46:04 See ya.
00:46:04 Alright.
00:46:06 LS, are you ready?
00:46:08 In three, two, one, go.
00:46:11 Emails!
00:46:12 What do you want, Joel?
00:46:13 Oh, Joel, do I care?
00:46:15 Ugh, 16k, uh, sure.
00:46:20 Yeah, that's fine.
00:46:21 You can stick around.
00:46:22 We just need you.
00:46:23 We need bodies.
00:46:24 Your contract's up at the end of next week.
00:46:26 Oh, Brett, fuck off.
00:46:27 I'm interested in staying.
00:46:29 My cost would be 76.
00:46:30 I'm gonna offer you low, Brett.
00:46:32 And if you stay, you stay.
00:46:33 And if you don't, you don't.
00:46:33 Ooh.
00:46:38 Thanks for your work, Brett.
00:46:41 I won't be renewing the contract.
00:46:42 That doesn't matter.
00:46:45 Carmelo Hayes.
00:46:49 Uh, oh yeah, I do, actually.
00:46:52 Uh, sure thing.
00:46:53 We can absolutely have a match with Carmelo Hayes.
00:46:55 That's absolutely fine.
00:46:57 Julius Creed.
00:46:58 Uh, I don't want a serious injury, says Julius Creed.
00:47:02 That's bad.
00:47:03 Two weeks?!
00:47:05 Ugh.
00:47:08 Ugh.
00:47:10 Yeah, fine.
00:47:14 Prick.
00:47:16 Prick.
00:47:18 Ensure that your least popular available giant is in a match this week.
00:47:21 Well, that's hard because that giant is in a-
00:47:24 [Makes a weird noise]
00:47:26 Anyway, show...
00:47:27 Logistic book this week will be free.
00:47:30 Oh, god.
00:47:31 Free arena book is worth it as well.
00:47:33 Free arena book is a good way.
00:47:34 Let's have a little look at free agents, shall we?
00:47:37 Oh, look!
00:47:37 Tommaso Ciampa's a free agent.
00:47:39 That's funny.
00:47:40 Um, Johnny Gargano's a free agent.
00:47:42 He'd actually be quite cheap to get hold of for 10 weeks.
00:47:46 Uh, you can get permanent Tommaso Ciampa's.
00:47:48 Um, what I'm really looking for is either somebody to take on, uh...
00:47:54 I get Nicky ASH to fight to take on Bayley permanently.
00:47:59 It's gonna cost a lot of my money though.
00:48:01 Um, so do I want to just-
00:48:04 Do I want to tough it out with who I have?
00:48:06 Um, my problem is Big E is dead for weeks now.
00:48:11 So the only power cards can bring Big E back.
00:48:16 Too much physio.
00:48:17 Contract negotiation.
00:48:18 I could activate my contract negotiation.
00:48:20 I keep Brett Harper longer.
00:48:21 Oh, no, I can't because I've told him he's going.
00:48:28 That's fine.
00:48:28 Eight weeks, seven weeks, five weeks.
00:48:30 This is all fine.
00:48:31 That will get me to where I need to go.
00:48:32 Uh, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:48:36 Terrible burden.
00:48:37 Uh, Bish.
00:48:39 I'm gonna have to go, son.
00:48:41 Oh, you're not even worth that much.
00:48:44 How much are you worth, Will?
00:48:46 Eight thousand.
00:48:47 This is tricky biscuits.
00:48:50 This is tricky biscuits.
00:48:52 All right, we'll come back.
00:48:53 We'll circle back.
00:48:54 We're gonna book some show.
00:48:55 All right, what are we gonna do?
00:48:57 Well, I want to get stuff going between Aska and somebody.
00:49:01 So we'll do Aska and Basler.
00:49:09 We'll just straight up have a title match.
00:49:12 We've got low stamina.
00:49:13 That's bad, but.
00:49:15 I think we'll.
00:49:15 I need something to happen here with them, too.
00:49:19 Realistically.
00:49:21 And then I wanted to do.
00:49:22 I want Bailey to fight against somebody.
00:49:24 Uh, Bailey's got 35 stamina, which isn't great either.
00:49:29 Um, I think the problem is I'm running out of roster now.
00:49:33 I'm seriously running out of roster.
00:49:36 Oh, I could just bring in Trish Stratus, though.
00:49:38 Ten weeks.
00:49:43 Now you got to deal with.
00:49:43 There we go.
00:49:46 We're having Trish Stratus, right?
00:49:48 There we go.
00:49:52 Bailey versus Trish.
00:49:54 Yes, do it right.
00:49:58 And then I had to have my giant in against Ilia.
00:50:01 Do I have another giant?
00:50:05 Have I got a lesser?
00:50:06 Oh, I've got fucking Raquel.
00:50:08 Oh, Raquel.
00:50:12 Right.
00:50:13 We could do.
00:50:14 We've done Raquel versus Io is the problem.
00:50:17 So I could.
00:50:18 What if I swap this around?
00:50:20 What if I binned.
00:50:22 Problem is you don't get as good.
00:50:26 We're not going to get as good synergies here.
00:50:28 So I could turn Raquel.
00:50:31 I could turn Chance.
00:50:32 No, I'm going to stay with that.
00:50:35 I'm going to stick with that.
00:50:36 And then what I might do.
00:50:38 Because this won't start a rivalry.
00:50:41 But will complete my commissioner goal.
00:50:43 So I'm going to do that.
00:50:43 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:48 Undo that.
00:50:50 Because we can book tag match.
00:50:53 I need to unbook this.
00:51:00 How do I just remove the match?
00:51:04 Clear.
00:51:05 I want to clear that match.
00:51:10 Yep, and then in my main event.
00:51:12 Tag team match.
00:51:14 Oh, got a minute.
00:51:15 Blazer and Sky.
00:51:22 Women's tag team titles on the line.
00:51:25 There we go.
00:51:26 Right.
00:51:28 Valor wanted to fight.
00:51:29 Who's he want to fight against?
00:51:31 Who have we got?
00:51:32 Bad biters.
00:51:33 We could do Valor and Hayes.
00:51:35 And then at least that's something sort of happening.
00:51:38 Valor's got such low stamina.
00:51:40 That's so annoying.
00:51:41 Is there anyone else who could take on Hayes?
00:51:43 Julius is having time off.
00:51:45 He's injured.
00:51:45 He's injured.
00:51:46 All right, you're in Wheeler.
00:51:49 And then finally, we need something else.
00:51:53 So we've got Razor.
00:51:55 We've got these two.
00:51:58 I'm going to do the match this week and then rest them next week, I think.
00:52:01 And we just we live in hope that we don't end up in a rivalry.
00:52:08 That we don't end up with serious injuries, I guess.
00:52:12 Oh, it's bad.
00:52:14 It's bad.
00:52:15 We don't like it.
00:52:16 Do we need to role change somebody?
00:52:22 Not right now.
00:52:27 I don't think.
00:52:29 We're just going to do some.
00:52:30 We'll do an advertising with Razor because he's pretty popular.
00:52:37 And then we will do a.
00:52:38 We are just resting all these people, I guess.
00:52:43 So that is fine.
00:52:44 Show logistics.
00:52:46 Let's go bigger.
00:52:47 Why not?
00:52:48 Do I want to do crew?
00:52:52 Fine, we'll do crew.
00:52:56 I don't like this stuff.
00:52:57 This stuff isn't interesting.
00:52:59 And then let's have a quick look at free agents again.
00:53:03 We can get Otis for a little bit of time.
00:53:05 I think we're fine for stuff this week.
00:53:07 Next week, we will panic.
00:53:08 All right, we'll call that.
00:53:13 What's a pachyderm?
00:53:19 Pachyderm?
00:53:21 It's an elephant.
00:53:22 Is it?
00:53:24 Rhino!
00:53:26 Okay.
00:53:26 Thanks.
00:53:29 You're doing quite well at that.
00:53:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:34 Yeah.
00:53:35 I had to figure out the word possess.
00:53:36 Whether it's spelled with one or two letters, it's actually spelled with four.
00:53:39 But yeah, but yeah.
00:53:42 How was your week?
00:53:43 It's bad.
00:53:44 The quantity of injuries is really mounting up.
00:53:48 Has it?
00:53:49 And very limiting the amount of matches that I can physically book.
00:53:53 So that's good.
00:53:55 Then everyone else is low on stamina.
00:53:58 Yeah, that's why I don't really have enough money to bring other people in.
00:54:01 It's a problem.
00:54:02 So when Champer decided to turn around and be like, "Can I have 100k to stay?"
00:54:06 And I didn't have 100k to really spend.
00:54:09 Oh, this was last week.
00:54:09 This was last week, right?
00:54:10 Yeah.
00:54:11 That fucked me massively.
00:54:13 Yes.
00:54:13 He was one of the most, he was one of the healthiest people on my roster.
00:54:16 Yeah.
00:54:16 Him and Carmelo Hayes could have just had a perfect little feud.
00:54:19 That small stone has caused a gigantic earthquake within my roster.
00:54:26 Yikes.
00:54:28 Yeah.
00:54:28 And the fissures are still being felt to this day.
00:54:30 That is, yeah.
00:54:31 And so we're going to see, I think, I'm imagining I'm getting another injury this week.
00:54:34 So we'll find out about that.
00:54:35 Yeah.
00:54:36 So my commissioner goal this week, my version of that is I had to rest all my solo champs,
00:54:41 which is a nightmare.
00:54:42 I think I have.
00:54:43 Yeah, I have as far as I can see.
00:54:46 But the power card I might get as a result of it was, I couldn't let it pass.
00:54:52 Yeah.
00:54:52 So that's two weeks in a row that I haven't been able to book the kind of show I wanted to
00:54:56 with the feud ending match that I wanted to.
00:54:58 But I've tried to use that to my benefit.
00:55:01 Sure.
00:55:01 Kevin Owens wanted a match.
00:55:02 So I decided to book the Owens Derby in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
00:55:05 Kevin versus Jive.
00:55:06 Who is going to win to kick off Monday night NXT 2.0 Wednesday night?
00:55:11 They've got a rivalry.
00:55:13 Oh, Owens.
00:55:15 Owens.
00:55:18 Jive-in.
00:55:19 Jive-in Owens.
00:55:20 Jive-in Owens.
00:55:21 That's the tag team.
00:55:22 But when they finish feuding, they're like, "Should we have a tag team?
00:55:25 Should we tag?
00:55:26 We'll have a little tag team."
00:55:27 That's a little L1.
00:55:27 I'll take that.
00:55:29 And then I've decided to just use that.
00:55:30 We're going to allow a week promo from Doudrop.
00:55:32 But it does take that rivalry to a level four, which is what we love to see.
00:55:37 This is where I might come a cropper because Randy Orton-
00:55:42 There's a lot of people.
00:55:42 Yeah.
00:55:43 Randy Orton is on 20.
00:55:45 Everyone else is fine.
00:55:46 I thought I might be able to continue.
00:55:47 I'm trying to make the best of the situation, continue this feud, see if I can get another one.
00:55:51 But Randy's only on 20.
00:55:54 So I've only booked him in a normal match.
00:55:55 I'm hoping Wesley does most of the heavy lifting.
00:55:57 Let's see then.
00:55:59 Oh!
00:56:02 It's taken them to a level three.
00:56:05 Well, you get the two sometimes, don't you, as a tag?
00:56:07 Yeah, because they really hate each other.
00:56:08 But crucially, Randy's fine.
00:56:10 So that gives me the opportunity to rest them a little bit longer.
00:56:12 And I've got something to take into the pay-per-view.
00:56:14 Okay, this isn't going as badly as I thought it was going to be.
00:56:16 Rhea Ripley's going to do some advertising.
00:56:18 Thanks for the-
00:56:19 She did well on the money.
00:56:21 Yeah, good for you.
00:56:22 And only minus two popularity.
00:56:23 That's not bad.
00:56:24 Well done, babes.
00:56:25 I've signed Mustafa Ali.
00:56:27 Yep, because I think it's important to reach out the hand.
00:56:32 And he is cruiserweight.
00:56:34 Good guy.
00:56:34 Marseille could have someone.
00:56:35 And I took Robert Roode in there just because I thought it'd be a bit fun for Robert to have something to do.
00:56:39 Your roster's big as well.
00:56:40 Having said that, I just realized that there are two heels in this triple threat match.
00:56:44 And they don't really like that.
00:56:45 So that's probably going to bring the rating down a bit.
00:56:46 But that's fine.
00:56:47 But Ali wins it and starts a feud with the person he shouldn't have.
00:56:51 Okay, that's fine.
00:56:52 Classic.
00:56:53 Why not?
00:56:55 I paid a lot of money to have Stone Cold Steve Austin cut a couple of promos, apparently.
00:56:59 Yeah, it's good money.
00:57:01 It's well spent.
00:57:02 That's what WWE does.
00:57:03 I mean, I guess he can't wrestle that much.
00:57:05 No, true.
00:57:06 But at least he's growing the rivalry a little bit more.
00:57:08 Yeah, he's so good at this.
00:57:09 And then for our main event, I've signed Beth Phoenix.
00:57:12 I've got Beth Phoenix in because Charlotte really wanted to do a backstage brawl.
00:57:16 She loves them, apparently.
00:57:18 So I have gone and I think it was a backstage brawl.
00:57:20 Hopefully it wasn't something else.
00:57:21 Anyway, she likes that kind of match.
00:57:24 So I've signed Beth Phoenix to give her someone to do it with
00:57:28 and to bring a bit of legendary star power on the show and to stop her from going to AEW.
00:57:33 So let's see how we do with this.
00:57:38 I'd love for it to start a feud, guys.
00:57:39 Yeah!
00:57:40 Oh, it's a good week for you.
00:57:41 All right, then.
00:57:42 That's actually gone quite well.
00:57:44 Thank you very kindly, Charlie.
00:57:47 I'll have a look at my week.
00:57:49 And Betty.
00:57:50 My week of dread.
00:57:51 Here we go.
00:57:52 We're doing this again.
00:57:54 Running back.
00:57:54 We're in danger zone with T-Bar, though.
00:57:58 A little bit.
00:57:58 Yeah, unfortunately, though.
00:57:59 With everyone else injured.
00:58:01 We're a bit fucked on the old roster.
00:58:02 You are, yeah.
00:58:03 We're going to see where we end up.
00:58:04 Winner, T-Bar.
00:58:08 Oh, yes!
00:58:11 That's gone right for you.
00:58:13 Oh, I feel so vindicated.
00:58:16 Oh, T-Bar, you're going to spa next week, son.
00:58:19 You're going to have cucumbers for eyes.
00:58:23 That was at Slapper Jacks, who was Shane Hayes.
00:58:26 I can't remember which one's which.
00:58:29 Right, well done, T-Bar.
00:58:32 Oh, thank fuck for that.
00:58:33 He's going to a spa next week.
00:58:34 MVP.
00:58:35 Bit of...
00:58:36 We'll get some money off Razor while he's still here.
00:58:39 While he's knocking around.
00:58:40 Yeah, he's just kicking about.
00:58:41 Yeah, and then in the mid card, we've got Joel Wheeler versus Carmelo Hayes.
00:58:45 Hayes was insistent on doing something this week.
00:58:48 I was going to book Hayes against Balor.
00:58:50 Ah!
00:58:51 But Balor only has 10 stamina.
00:58:53 What?
00:58:54 To be fair, I have promised T-Bar the spa, but Balor might have to go to Finn.
00:58:59 Especially as we don't have a world champion currently.
00:59:01 Have you promised the spa to T-Bar?
00:59:03 No, I've not promised the spa.
00:59:04 Oh, but like emotionally.
00:59:05 I was emotionally promising him for doing well there.
00:59:07 I will take it back if it's not in email form.
00:59:09 Simulate this.
00:59:11 You keep pushing young talent.
00:59:14 Look at this guy.
00:59:15 Look at this guy.
00:59:17 He is the king of having disappointing matches and beating everyone.
00:59:20 Yeah, and no rivalry.
00:59:22 Yeah.
00:59:23 It's just annoying.
00:59:25 They're both cruisers as well.
00:59:26 Oh, you picked up Trish.
00:59:27 Oh, yeah.
00:59:27 Oh, yeah.
00:59:28 I got Trish strategy.
00:59:28 I nearly picked up Trish.
00:59:29 I went for Betty instead.
00:59:30 Yeah, went for Trish because she was available and she was actually relatively cheap for 10 weeks.
00:59:35 Yeah.
00:59:35 And then hopefully something happens between her and Bailey here.
00:59:38 Start something for God's sake.
00:59:46 Bailey hates rivalry.
00:59:47 She just wants to be friends with everyone.
00:59:49 Bailey is just immune to rivalry.
00:59:50 Even Trish.
00:59:51 It took so much effort to have her have a rivalry with Asuka.
00:59:55 And now she just refuses to do with anyone else.
00:59:57 She said, look, I did one.
00:59:58 All right.
00:59:58 And it took two pay-per-views to get it to the point where I could even fucking pay off.
01:00:02 What is fucking happening?
01:00:04 You knob.
01:00:08 And then we're doing this.
01:00:11 The heel tag teams in like not great Nick.
01:00:17 But yeah, they're all right.
01:00:19 I kind of want like I feel like this is my this this between this and T-Bar and Ilya.
01:00:23 These are going to be my like pay-per-view.
01:00:25 Oh, yeah.
01:00:26 Solid.
01:00:26 I think because I seemingly can't get anything else off the ground.
01:00:30 And Beige isn't even back until the week before the pay-per-view.
01:00:33 And if they do get in trouble, you can afford to give them a rest.
01:00:36 Yeah, I think I can now.
01:00:38 I can now hopefully rest them.
01:00:39 I can just bring in someone else to have.
01:00:40 That's why I also blew up all the solo feuds of everyone here.
01:00:44 So I had options to expand the women's roster out into other directors.
01:00:47 I see.
01:00:48 I can just keep putting Bailey against different people every week and see what sticks.
01:00:51 She won't start a rivalry.
01:00:52 She won't start a rivalry.
01:00:53 At least Trish.
01:00:55 Well, we'll do Trish versus one of these guys and then, you know, we'll see where we end up.
01:00:58 Oh, new tag champs.
01:01:03 That was good.
01:01:04 And the rivalry does not grow.
01:01:08 You had a lovely day.
01:01:10 I had a nice day.
01:01:11 To be fair, I made it through with no injuries.
01:01:14 And that is quite literally all I was like.
01:01:15 Genuinely impressive for you.
01:01:16 Yeah.
01:01:18 I'm very interested.
01:01:19 I feel like I feel like NXT is being filmed in the danger room from X-Men at the moment.
01:01:23 It's just everyone's getting shot.
01:01:25 I didn't even know it was my poor opening again.
01:01:27 Oh, that's so irritating.
01:01:28 Okay.
01:01:29 Uh, you on the other hand, my opening.
01:01:31 So good.
01:01:32 You did it.
01:01:32 You did it exactly as you should.
01:01:34 Um, let me see.
01:01:37 What did I want to check?
01:01:38 I wanted to check this.
01:01:39 I wanted to check how his popularity is doing because he's pushing up there, isn't he?
01:01:45 He is getting up there.
01:01:46 He's going to start pulling out of the bag.
01:01:48 Yeah.
01:01:48 So I mean, also, I'm quite, I'm okay with them not actually forming a rivalry there because
01:01:53 I am actually just waiting for somebody to go against Mello who I want to go against Mello.
01:01:58 Yeah.
01:01:58 Ideally a heel specialist or heel giant.
01:02:01 Um, so that kind of works out.
01:02:04 I have the opposite problem to you, which is a ton of rivalries, but none of any interest.
01:02:07 I came into this with this entire page of rivalries and then they drop like flies.
01:02:13 Because Riddle is injured.
01:02:15 Uh, he's injured.
01:02:17 He's injured.
01:02:18 Yeah.
01:02:18 Or he left and he's injured.
01:02:20 Yeah.
01:02:20 Like.
01:02:20 All right, let's go over here.
01:02:24 So that like cocky paying off the big rivalry on the first show actually flopped for me.
01:02:28 That's not great.
01:02:31 Made a profit though.
01:02:32 Yeah, but I've only gone up 38,000 fans.
01:02:36 So Charlotte is a natural at backstage brawl after all.
01:02:39 That's fine.
01:02:41 Um, and he signed Beth.
01:02:45 How good?
01:02:45 Maybe it's just me, but I think the perfect triple threat match.
01:02:48 Yeah, I knew that.
01:02:49 I knew it.
01:02:50 Um, probably pretty good.
01:02:54 Rumors we signed Ali.
01:02:55 Don't know how I feel about Owens versus Owens.
01:02:57 Yeah, know what you mean.
01:02:58 Maybe I'll do a heel turn.
01:03:00 Um, Stone Cold sure spends more time running his mouth and fighting in the ring.
01:03:05 Well, maybe if you were better.
01:03:06 I'm good.
01:03:07 Right.
01:03:07 Okay.
01:03:08 I'm not ecstatic about any of that.
01:03:10 No.
01:03:10 Screen to be honest with you.
01:03:11 Let's have a little look at mine.
01:03:12 Continue.
01:03:14 Oh God.
01:03:17 Okay.
01:03:17 That's all right.
01:03:18 That's okay.
01:03:19 What was your superstar shakeup card?
01:03:22 Um, something about fighters having good match quality.
01:03:26 Ah, mine.
01:03:27 They were all crap.
01:03:27 My fan retention is good.
01:03:29 Oh, that'll do it.
01:03:31 Fan retention.
01:03:32 That's great.
01:03:33 Yeah, it's okay.
01:03:34 Because mine was bronze, bronze, bronze.
01:03:37 Mine was bronze, bronze, gold.
01:03:39 And I took the only gold one.
01:03:40 Yeah.
01:03:41 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:41 I'll do it.
01:03:42 My other two weren't now.
01:03:42 So that's okay.
01:03:44 And I've made money.
01:03:45 I like money.
01:03:47 You know what?
01:03:49 Money's great.
01:03:50 And the good thing about money is, right?
01:03:51 The great thing about money is.
01:03:53 I might be able to buy a human being to actually have a wrestling match.
01:03:57 Hey, apparently you don't need to.
01:04:00 You can book him having no future.
01:04:01 You're still going to get 45.
01:04:02 I can apparently book these sad sacks of fucking potatoes I'm calling a roster.
01:04:06 And just bump them together every week.
01:04:08 And I'm doing okay.
01:04:09 But like, imagine if I had a human being.
01:04:11 Like one, just like one or two fresh, supple human beings to send into the ring.
01:04:18 To beat the living tar out of each other.
01:04:20 I wasn't just sending in some cloths I've stitched together hastily.
01:04:24 And going, that's a wrestling match.
01:04:25 That's a wrestling.
01:04:26 You like wrestling fans.
01:04:28 Anyway, another match ruined by a DQ.
01:04:30 Way to go, Bailey.
01:04:31 See, she's not even doing it properly.
01:04:33 Wow, Trish Stratus was on the card tonight.
01:04:35 Grew up watching Trish.
01:04:36 Awesome to see her again.
01:04:37 Shame she can't get into a rivalry.
01:04:40 Good show tonight, NXT.
01:04:41 Shayna and Io take the NXT Women Tag Team Champion.
01:04:44 They're going to get a rest.
01:04:44 Io and Shayna.
01:04:45 Brett Hobscott's got some stuff to say.
01:04:47 No chemistry!
01:04:48 Maybe up to the usual dirty tricks against Carmelo Hayes.
01:04:53 Yes, Brett.
01:04:53 Well done.
01:04:54 Really missing Matt Riddle.
01:04:56 Hoping for a quick recovery.
01:04:57 Yeah, me fucking too, dipshit.
01:04:59 Ramon trying to sell us stuff tonight.
01:05:03 But at least was fairly entertaining.
01:05:04 Great match that was T-Bar today.
01:05:07 Shodilya Dragunov, who was boss T-Bar,
01:05:09 settles the score with Dragunov.
01:05:11 NXT has the bestest rivalries.
01:05:13 Ooh, okay.
01:05:16 Ooh, and you got a veto champ.
01:05:20 Yeah, that's why I had to rest on my champs.
01:05:22 Because I was like, I can't pass that one off.
01:05:24 No.
01:05:24 So we both have a veto champ now.
01:05:27 I'll see you at the pay-per-view.
01:05:29 And then I got...
01:05:31 Oh man, that's going to be really good.
01:05:35 Especially for your money.
01:05:36 Yep.
01:05:36 So there we go.
01:05:38 I'm quite far ahead.
01:05:43 You are quite far.
01:05:44 How about 40,000?
01:05:44 You're a whole show ahead.
01:05:45 Yeah.
01:05:46 Ooh.
01:05:47 Fuck.
01:05:48 Fuckity balls.
01:05:49 Ooh.
01:05:50 Pete, save me.
01:05:53 Well, that was quite the week, wasn't it?
01:06:00 Week 12 of this one.
01:06:02 We got Tristraz being brought in.
01:06:04 But once again, I find myself asking,
01:06:07 will somebody please think of the match order?
01:06:09 Because yet again, not booked in the correct order.
01:06:12 Back off!
01:06:13 And I will call it out every time.
01:06:15 Mine was.
01:06:16 Because somebody had a lot of lip on the season three live streams.
01:06:19 So just return in the favor.
01:06:21 It's a great time.
01:06:23 The logistics were almost booked correctly this time.
01:06:26 It was very nice.
01:06:28 It was better.
01:06:28 Was it perfect?
01:06:30 No.
01:06:30 That was the second thing.
01:06:31 But that's okay.
01:06:32 I'll press two buttons this time.
01:06:34 He's getting there.
01:06:35 He'll learn one day.
01:06:36 I don't want to do the other ones.
01:06:37 I'm not interested in fireworks.
01:06:39 And the various scraps of paper that Laurie is sticking together that he calls a roster.
01:06:44 It will surely crumble at some point.
01:06:47 But somehow injuries avoided this week.
01:06:50 We'll see how much longer that can go.
01:06:52 Is it sustainable?
01:06:53 Definitely not.
01:06:54 Let's get into another one of your ultra chats here.
01:06:57 Keep sending those in at rustledoc.com/pfk.
01:07:00 Getting your support for Laurie or Dan.
01:07:02 Any tips and advice?
01:07:04 They might need it.
01:07:05 Who knows?
01:07:06 Or it might be redundant.
01:07:07 If you've got song suggestions, let us know as well.
01:07:10 Like this one that comes in from Randy Tio.
01:07:12 That said, "Dan, can you listen to two pop punk songs by Whalwin called Enemy and Screwjob97?"
01:07:19 Screwjob97 is about how the singer's ex cheated on him while on a work trip in Montreal.
01:07:24 And Enemy almost sounds like it's a song about Sami Zayn and the Bloodline.
01:07:27 All right.
01:07:28 I'll whack him on.
01:07:30 He'll whack him on.
01:07:31 There you go.
01:07:32 You heard it here first.
01:07:32 Keep sending in your ultra chats to rustledoc.com/pfk.
01:07:36 Any bits of support?
01:07:39 I think they both need it.
01:07:40 I feel like they're both feeling a little wounded from this stream today.
01:07:44 Nothing really going right for either of them.
01:07:47 But Laurie is continuing to pull ahead.
01:07:49 That Superstar Shake-Up card, that fan retention rate may turn out to be crucial in the long run here.
01:07:57 But with that said, I believe it is time to head back over to Laurie and Dan for week number 13.
01:08:04 It's always good when you've written down your match order in an attempt to plan ahead.
01:08:11 And my plans go someone versus blank.
01:08:14 Someone versus somebody I hopefully buy from the shop.
01:08:21 And then match three, it just says some fucking bullshit, no doubt.
01:08:25 I love that what you've not done is you've not written a match order so much as you've just
01:08:28 copied the template from the game.
01:08:30 Yeah, well I've put the word Trish in one of them.
01:08:32 Trish will do something this week.
01:08:35 If in doubt, Trish Stratus.
01:08:36 Um, right.
01:08:39 I mean, I am visibly rattled.
01:08:41 So what are you doing now?
01:08:42 Are you going...
01:08:42 I'm gonna listen to someone else.
01:08:43 Who am I gonna listen to?
01:08:44 Don't know.
01:08:46 Let's have a look.
01:08:47 What are you offering Spotify?
01:08:49 My Spotify raptors are gonna be so odd this year.
01:08:53 David Bowie.
01:08:54 Oh, I'm gonna listen to the car.
01:08:56 Just what I needed.
01:08:57 There you go.
01:08:58 Bye.
01:08:59 All right, here we go.
01:09:00 Pretty sure out in three, two, one, go.
01:09:04 Trouble.
01:09:06 It's a match between.
01:09:06 Yeah, yeah, bugger off.
01:09:07 I know that feels good to be the best.
01:09:11 Wouldn't you agree?
01:09:11 I'm the best superstar around.
01:09:12 I'm not sure what I'm expecting out of this, but I had to let you know.
01:09:15 You're annoyed.
01:09:17 Well, you are annoyed.
01:09:18 Fine, I'll give you 50,000.
01:09:21 Sure.
01:09:22 Um.
01:09:22 Elena, you don't seem to realize it's about a bit of a mess around the mic.
01:09:28 Yeah, I want to make my market a promo.
01:09:30 Okay, sure.
01:09:31 Because I can't really blow your feud off yet, can I?
01:09:34 Because the plan is to blow off this feud for the women's title in a submission match.
01:09:40 And that could be my main event.
01:09:45 Have a really good start to the show.
01:09:48 And I'm going to put these two in a...
01:09:50 Now that we're back to some form, I can actually have them wrestle.
01:09:53 That's nice.
01:09:54 Um.
01:09:55 I'll give them a table match to kick off the show.
01:09:59 Uh.
01:10:00 Do this before I forget.
01:10:03 Do some logistics.
01:10:04 I've done all three, Pete.
01:10:05 Done four yet.
01:10:07 Uh, get the tables right.
01:10:09 Okay, so I am absolutely doing this now.
01:10:12 I made a pledge at the start of this week that I was going to, um, buy all of the, uh,
01:10:18 these type of things.
01:10:19 The match boosting things.
01:10:21 Because, Lord knows I need it.
01:10:23 I need it.
01:10:23 Sure, the Judo Cup's promo this week.
01:10:25 Will I get a pre-match physio?
01:10:26 Not really the most worth it when I need to blow that feud off.
01:10:28 Although, what week are we on?
01:10:30 How far are we away from the...
01:10:31 We're only two shows to survive a series.
01:10:35 I don't need to blow that feud off.
01:10:39 Do I?
01:10:41 If I have a self-promo...
01:10:45 She'll gain six or so stamina back, won't she?
01:10:48 She won't gain...
01:10:49 She'll gain some stamina back.
01:10:51 Um, and what I will do is have...
01:10:56 Charlotte and Beth have another go.
01:11:00 Well, I might have Beth Phoenix call out Charlotte to give one of them a rest.
01:11:06 Right.
01:11:06 Um.
01:11:08 Who are my other tag champs?
01:11:12 Are we going to be doing a tag team?
01:11:13 Who are my other tag champs?
01:11:14 Have we got those two?
01:11:15 Oh, right, fine.
01:11:17 Um.
01:11:18 Other famous people I could have on my show?
01:11:24 Well, I need Rhea Ripley to have a fight, so let's go and see who we can assign.
01:11:27 Um.
01:11:28 Good guy bruiser.
01:11:31 Good guy fighter, even, I need for...
01:11:34 Nova Northern Light.
01:11:37 Ooh, Nova Northern Light.
01:11:40 That's exciting.
01:11:42 Um.
01:11:42 Legends wise, well I've got...
01:11:48 Stacey Keebler.
01:11:52 Do I want to do that?
01:11:53 I don't think so.
01:11:54 Um, I might...
01:11:56 Hashtag take a chance on Nova Northern Light, you know?
01:12:00 Um, four minutes.
01:12:02 That's...
01:12:03 Oh, I should probably book a show, bloody hell.
01:12:05 Um.
01:12:05 Oh yeah, he wants to cut a promo.
01:12:11 Fine, you can do that because I know you'll do quite well.
01:12:13 69 popularity, nice.
01:12:15 Although if I give you a self promo, you can boost that a little bit.
01:12:18 Um.
01:12:19 See, oh, he's catching up on me with money.
01:12:22 Urgh!
01:12:23 What am I gonna do?
01:12:25 Logistics wise, is there anything that I can book at the end of this week?
01:12:29 Season 20.
01:12:31 I need to save some money for that arena, don't I?
01:12:33 Okay, fine.
01:12:34 Um.
01:12:37 In that case, this will be my main event.
01:12:40 And we'll make it a...
01:12:41 Uh.
01:12:43 Stamina cost extreme, stamina cost low.
01:12:46 Might make it a last man standing match.
01:12:49 Um, and...
01:12:53 No.
01:12:59 Okay.
01:12:59 Change plan, change plan.
01:13:02 Charlotte Flair and Beth Phoenix can open the show.
01:13:05 We'll give them a tables match.
01:13:07 And we'll have...
01:13:08 A role change promo for...
01:13:10 Kevin Owens.
01:13:16 Because I would like to work towards a different feud for the future.
01:13:21 So Kevin Owens can be in the Owen Derby as a bad guy.
01:13:26 Um.
01:13:28 I will make that an advertising promo in that case.
01:13:30 And then I need to find Summit for the midcard.
01:13:33 Um.
01:13:36 *Sigh*
01:13:40 Fine.
01:13:41 You'll do.
01:13:41 Um, and then...
01:13:43 Ali and Bobby Roode.
01:13:46 Can I...
01:13:47 If I book a bit of hallway.
01:13:48 Is there anyone else I can book in that?
01:13:49 Are there any other feuds that I can...
01:13:51 Um.
01:13:53 Not really.
01:13:55 Am I missing something?
01:14:00 I feel like I'm missing something.
01:14:05 I need to rest Randy.
01:14:06 They're fine.
01:14:07 Um.
01:14:12 We'll make it a triple threat match.
01:14:16 Because then I can put Jive Owens in there.
01:14:18 Oh no, he's in his 11th stamina!
01:14:19 Put...
01:14:20 Like...
01:14:21 F we will.
01:14:22 Um, alright.
01:14:24 Oh, maybe I won't do...
01:14:29 Yeah, no I will.
01:14:30 Because then I can do...
01:14:30 Just a promo.
01:14:32 For the week ahead.
01:14:34 Minute and 31.
01:14:36 Okay.
01:14:36 Everybody calm down.
01:14:38 Especially you.
01:14:40 15 shows.
01:14:42 8 shows with interference.
01:14:45 In that case.
01:14:46 Uh, we'll put Marseille in there.
01:14:51 And I'll do a run in from...
01:14:53 Um.
01:14:55 Bobbles on Mustafa Ali.
01:14:57 Because I need to get these trophies completed.
01:15:00 15 shows without injuries on the way.
01:15:01 5 shows with GM interference.
01:15:03 Well, I could do that now.
01:15:05 Yeah, I'll do one of those.
01:15:05 I'll do it for Rhea.
01:15:08 Why not?
01:15:09 Um.
01:15:10 Doesn't make any difference really to me.
01:15:15 49 seconds left!
01:15:17 Um.
01:15:17 8 shows with a charity promo.
01:15:22 That's an easy one to do.
01:15:24 Yeah, I'll give her the charity promo.
01:15:28 And that'll balance out the advertising cost.
01:15:29 One of the worst and expensive week of promos.
01:15:31 But I kind of need to do it.
01:15:32 Um.
01:15:33 I need more.
01:15:34 Oh, oh!
01:15:34 Hate this game!
01:15:36 Hate this game!
01:15:38 I think probably that's where I'm at.
01:15:43 I think that'll do.
01:15:47 I could book a-
01:15:48 I could book a horse cart anywhere.
01:15:49 But that's a high cost of stamina.
01:15:53 *Grunts*
01:15:55 I think we're good.
01:15:57 I think we're gonna have to be good.
01:15:59 Everything's fine.
01:16:00 I'm just gonna do it.
01:16:01 I'm just gonna do it.
01:16:01 I'm just gonna do it.
01:16:02 Everything's fine.
01:16:03 Yeah.
01:16:05 Done!
01:16:06 How was it?
01:16:10 Not the best.
01:16:11 Yeah.
01:16:12 But not the worst either.
01:16:14 You know?
01:16:14 Could- could be- could be-
01:16:16 It could be dreadful.
01:16:17 But it wasn't dreadful.
01:16:18 Oh, okay.
01:16:19 So we'll take it.
01:16:20 Very nice.
01:16:21 Okey-cokey.
01:16:23 Let's have a look.
01:16:23 Screwjob97.
01:16:25 Oh, this doesn't look so well at the beginning of my emails.
01:16:30 *Laughs*
01:16:31 Uh, Screwjob97.
01:16:33 Just getting a lot of podcasts about the Montreal Screwjob.
01:16:39 Our original.
01:16:40 Very good.
01:16:41 Okay, here we go.
01:16:42 See you later.
01:16:43 See you later.
01:16:43 You ready, Ellis?
01:16:45 In three, two, one, go!
01:16:49 What are you saying, Matt Riddle?
01:16:50 Your contract's up at the end of the week, I know.
01:16:51 It would cost 56.
01:16:54 Uh, yeah, I'll make that happen.
01:16:56 That's absolutely fine.
01:16:59 Bailey.
01:17:00 NXT is making waves and I'll be the frontrunner of all the ups and downs.
01:17:04 I've never been on this kind of role before in my career.
01:17:06 If only you could have a rivalry, you goddamn asshole.
01:17:09 I want us to be on the same page about this.
01:17:10 Do you think I've-
01:17:11 Do you appreciate-
01:17:14 I absolutely appreciate what you bring to-
01:17:16 Offer you a bonus?
01:17:22 Every time I get money, they're just after it immediately.
01:17:25 Oh, yeah, fine, Bailey.
01:17:27 Fine.
01:17:28 Oh, these money grubbers.
01:17:34 Team up for a big match.
01:17:38 Oh, you make an awesome tag team.
01:17:40 Oh, in the next few weeks.
01:17:45 Oh, I haven't got enough men to have a tag team match.
01:17:48 You bastard.
01:17:50 You bastard.
01:17:52 Oh, I'm gonna promise it and then see where we go.
01:17:56 Hopefully, they're-
01:17:57 I have at least one last man standing.
01:18:00 Yeah, you can fuck off.
01:18:02 I'm not doing that.
01:18:02 Jesus Christ.
01:18:04 Right, here we go.
01:18:05 We're gonna health spa.
01:18:07 Uh...
01:18:12 T-bar.
01:18:15 I want a ticket to a health spa.
01:18:17 I want a ticket to a health spa.
01:18:19 I want a ticket to a health spa.
01:18:22 Uh, all right, cool.
01:18:24 Let's book some show.
01:18:26 So...
01:18:26 This is my big issue, I think, is that I just don't actually have any men's or any women's
01:18:34 on my roster anymore.
01:18:36 Or could have Kirk the Kingston come in and do some stuff.
01:18:39 That might be quite good.
01:18:41 What do I really need, though?
01:18:43 What I really need is a...
01:18:46 I need a bad giant, ideally.
01:18:52 Right, we're gonna start with the booking.
01:18:55 We're gonna do Trish versus Bayley.
01:18:58 And by God in hell is it going to happen!
01:19:01 Right, we're gonna do...
01:19:04 How's Bay's stamina?
01:19:07 It's bad.
01:19:09 There's- I need to rest them, really.
01:19:12 I think just for the purposes of having a match, I might just do Asuka versus Raquel,
01:19:17 right here.
01:19:17 Without the title, Sans title.
01:19:24 I need to do...
01:19:25 I want Carmelo to do something.
01:19:28 Right, he's three weeks, he's three weeks.
01:19:30 T-Bar is busy one week.
01:19:32 We do need to just bring someone in.
01:19:34 So a babyface bruiser, ideally, to take on Reiza.
01:19:40 I've got a babyface cruiser, babyface bruiser.
01:19:44 I can't really afford to buy...
01:19:47 I could get Apollo cruiser.
01:19:53 Oh my god, this is so bad, this is so bad.
01:19:57 Oh, I don't want to bring in Lacey Evans.
01:19:59 I don't want to bring her in!
01:20:01 Could bring in JC Jane.
01:20:03 Oh, could bring in Shotzi to go against Raquel.
01:20:08 Yes!
01:20:09 She's permanent and she's cheap.
01:20:11 But I've already done this with Raquel, that's fine, I can do this.
01:20:18 Aha.
01:20:22 Right, okay.
01:20:23 I think I might just have to risk this this week.
01:20:30 No, I think I...
01:20:34 Actually, I can't risk that this week.
01:20:36 Fuck!
01:20:36 Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!
01:20:38 Uh, Melo versus...
01:20:41 Bala, in the hopes of getting something started there.
01:20:45 And then finally...
01:20:46 You have to have a rest, don't you, Mr. fucking loser?
01:20:52 Uh, could do that.
01:20:54 Problem is, this feels like the rest...
01:20:56 This feels like the rest week, right?
01:20:58 This feels like the week to have everyone just be okay.
01:21:01 No, I think we just have to call this week what it is.
01:21:14 It is a rest week.
01:21:21 Yeah, I think we just have to call it what it is.
01:21:24 Even though there is no feud.
01:21:26 Uh, actually I'm just going to do Razor versus Wheeler.
01:21:31 This is a bad week for me, because this is the week where I need to rest every human being
01:21:38 possible and I'm really sad about the Bala Hayes thing having to be on here, because that is real
01:21:44 bad.
01:21:44 Right.
01:21:48 I don't even want to spend...
01:21:49 I don't even want to spend money.
01:21:51 I'm just going to put...
01:21:52 I'm going to put it at the Capital Wrestling Centre and that is it.
01:21:55 I don't want to spend too much, because this is a shit week for me, money-wise, now.
01:22:01 Desperately trying to get something going.
01:22:04 And it's just...
01:22:07 It's just not happening.
01:22:08 Right, because these guys actually have a class matchup, they're going to go here.
01:22:11 This nonsense is abhorrent.
01:22:15 Absolute trash.
01:22:17 Garbage fire.
01:22:19 Terrible midcard.
01:22:20 Hate that.
01:22:20 I'm utterly disappointed by it.
01:22:23 We could have Asuka...
01:22:25 We're going to try and get the Asuka/Baeza thing going as well.
01:22:30 Might as well.
01:22:32 We're here, why not?
01:22:34 And then I think what we're going to just generally do is...
01:22:38 Charity.
01:22:41 We're going to charity the shit out of the week, in the hopes of...
01:22:45 That will do for me, I think.
01:22:47 Right, so that is one of the worst weeks of television I've ever booked for this show.
01:22:56 And that will have to be that.
01:23:00 He would have been cheap, could have got him.
01:23:03 Ten weeks.
01:23:05 This issue with this...
01:23:09 All these injuries are just...
01:23:11 Fucking me off.
01:23:13 Like, three weeks.
01:23:16 Three weeks.
01:23:17 Lost Brett.
01:23:19 Lost Champa, lost Johnny.
01:23:21 Lost... who's the other one?
01:23:24 He's not gone yet, that's fine.
01:23:25 And then everyone coming around being like, "Can I just have £50,000?
01:23:28 Can I just have £50,000, please?"
01:23:31 No!
01:23:32 No, you can't have £50,000!
01:23:35 I need the £50,000 to buy somebody else another game of Tekken.
01:23:39 £50,000 to buy somebody else another sack of meat that I can send into the fucking furnace
01:23:45 every week, who won't get injured.
01:23:47 That's what I need the £50,000 for.
01:23:49 Got over time now, because I'm too busy talking about the £50,000.
01:23:53 All right?
01:23:54 Bad week.
01:24:01 Oh no!
01:24:02 Why?
01:24:02 Because everyone...
01:24:05 Every time I open my emails, some fucker is asking me for $50,000.
01:24:09 One...
01:24:11 Please, sir!
01:24:12 One sixth of my money.
01:24:13 Every week, somebody's asking me for one sixth of my money,
01:24:18 and then when I don't give it to them, they want to leave.
01:24:20 And then my roster gets smaller and smaller and smaller until it's just the same fucking
01:24:24 four toys banging together every week until they die.
01:24:27 And then they go, "I'm injured!
01:24:29 Why did you let me get injured?"
01:24:30 Because you're the only one fucking here!
01:24:32 [Laughter]
01:24:37 Mine are all fine.
01:24:37 I hate this game!
01:24:38 And yet you're winning!
01:24:41 You're still somehow winning!
01:24:44 I've got a hernia!
01:24:45 Unreal scene!
01:24:47 Really sore ulcers!
01:24:49 I've tried really hard this week to figure it out.
01:24:53 Good.
01:24:53 I listened to Pete, even.
01:24:55 I tried that hard.
01:24:56 I listened to Pete Quinnell for advice.
01:25:00 Jesus, these are dire straits.
01:25:02 All right, what I've done...
01:25:03 Yeah, go on.
01:25:04 ...is I've followed this through.
01:25:06 I've given a little tables match to try and follow on their feud.
01:25:09 Bit of star power involved.
01:25:10 We've got a legend, got a specialist, got a feud going, and a tables match to open the show.
01:25:16 What are they going to do with it?
01:25:17 Surely it'll be good!
01:25:19 Oh, it's great!
01:25:21 And they go up a rivalry.
01:25:22 That's what we were hoping for.
01:25:24 Dewdrop's got a charity promo.
01:25:25 A ChazzaPromes.
01:25:27 A ChazzaPromes.
01:25:27 She wanted to do that.
01:25:29 Oh, no, wait, that was my commissioner goal.
01:25:31 She wanted to cut a...
01:25:31 I need to cut a promo.
01:25:32 Put them together.
01:25:34 Another GM interference, because why not?
01:25:36 Yeah, why not?
01:25:36 See if anything happens of this.
01:25:38 Shouldn't.
01:25:40 So that's fine.
01:25:41 That's fine!
01:25:42 That is what we wanted to happen.
01:25:44 No further things I have to deal with, and it wasn't as good as the opener, and I've done a GM interference.
01:25:49 That's fine.
01:25:50 LA Knight, however, wanted to cut a promo.
01:25:52 Oh, he did.
01:25:53 You might not realise this, but I'm quite good at promos.
01:25:55 I'm actually quite good, you guys.
01:25:56 So...
01:25:58 Yeah, Rikuch is actually so good at promos, he's lost eight popularity.
01:26:02 Well done.
01:26:03 Good job, LA Knight.
01:26:05 I've always been saying it.
01:26:07 LA Knight, he's an okay promo.
01:26:09 Whacked in a little run-in to see what that's going to do.
01:26:11 Surely it'll...
01:26:15 Oh, it did!
01:26:15 Actually, continue feed.
01:26:16 Those run-ins, I've actually never had success with them going a right route before.
01:26:21 I guess the benefit of them is that you can just book a random match, and it still furthers your...
01:26:26 You can fill the spot with, like, "Oh, this person's got low stamina, so I'll book them on the run-in."
01:26:30 It's supposed to be, but it never happened.
01:26:31 You really have to pay attention to that.
01:26:32 It never works, but it has in this instance worked.
01:26:35 And I've decided Kevin is going to be the one in the Owens derby to change.
01:26:40 Oh, very good.
01:26:40 So they were the same, and they started the feud as both babyfaces.
01:26:45 Yeah, and I could have kept them both babyfaces, but I have future plans for Kevin Owens.
01:26:49 Right, yes.
01:26:50 What, Stone Cold Steve Austin?
01:26:53 Possibly.
01:26:53 The stunner derby.
01:26:55 I didn't even think of calling that.
01:26:57 Yeah, they've both got stunners.
01:26:58 Finally, finally, I can book them in a match together.
01:27:02 How has everyone on your roster got such good stamina?
01:27:03 Well, last week I had to rest everybody.
01:27:05 What's happening to my roster?
01:27:06 And maybe I'm just better than you.
01:27:08 They don't...
01:27:09 Here's my thing.
01:27:09 Score doesn't say so, does it?
01:27:10 They don't have...
01:27:11 They don't have good stamina at the start of my weeks.
01:27:16 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:16 Which means I have to work through that to build my way up, and then you beat me in the takeover anyway.
01:27:21 That's because of what I've done.
01:27:22 You've watched the driest NXT ever existed, naturally, in my one.
01:27:26 I've tried to do another furtherance of this, so I've given them a last man standing match
01:27:31 for the world title to see what happens.
01:27:32 Will it change the hands?
01:27:34 It does!
01:27:36 Here's your NXT champion.
01:27:38 Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:27:41 You all doubted Jinder Mahal, but look at the material.
01:27:43 Look at him pull it out of the bag.
01:27:44 He's actually doing really well.
01:27:45 All right, happy days.
01:27:48 I think that's a successful week for Dan.
01:27:49 Dry!
01:27:50 Here we go.
01:27:51 What a dry week for NXT.
01:27:53 This worked really well last week, didn't it?
01:27:55 This went well last week, so we do it again.
01:27:57 And this week we pray for the rivalry.
01:27:59 Oh, hey!
01:28:02 Thanks.
01:28:06 You can have a rivalry or a decent card.
01:28:08 You cannot have both.
01:28:10 Sweet baby Jesus.
01:28:11 Sweet baby Jesus.
01:28:12 So, Bayley and Trish.
01:28:15 That's good.
01:28:16 But now we need to rest Bayley.
01:28:19 This brand has got more stamina.
01:28:22 Right, Asuka, do something.
01:28:23 Yes!
01:28:25 You silly goose.
01:28:27 Off we go.
01:28:27 Now we're off to the races.
01:28:29 You silly goose.
01:28:31 I haven't heard silly goose in a long time.
01:28:33 Level one rivalry.
01:28:35 Do you know what?
01:28:36 It's a dry week of telly, but my god, does it do stuff.
01:28:40 This is dangerous for Finn.
01:28:41 It is dangerous for Finn.
01:28:42 It is.
01:28:42 Oh, it's only a normal match.
01:28:44 Yeah.
01:28:44 What could go wrong?
01:28:46 What could go wrong?
01:28:47 Carmelo Hayes wins.
01:28:48 The rivalry begins, which is what we wanted.
01:28:51 Nothing goes wrong, really.
01:28:52 Yeah, Hayes.
01:28:53 This is a good show for you with your 0.25% bonus.
01:28:57 Yes.
01:28:57 I mean, this is the thing.
01:28:58 I was like, I'm just going to play it safe.
01:29:01 I did spend some money this week.
01:29:03 Did you?
01:29:04 Yeah, I've spent quite a lot of money this week.
01:29:05 So I had to give Bayley a $50,000 bonus.
01:29:08 Oh, she wanted the bonus.
01:29:09 And I had to pay someone else to extend their contract as well,
01:29:11 which was up at the end of the week, Matt Riddle.
01:29:13 Oh, yeah.
01:29:14 So I had to extend his contract as well.
01:29:16 I've done that.
01:29:17 Got this going in the mid card.
01:29:18 That's exciting.
01:29:19 People will love this.
01:29:21 Let's see if you can beat another legend.
01:29:22 This streak is over.
01:29:26 Oh, good.
01:29:26 Joel Wheeler's injured.
01:29:27 Oh, but a new streak in the news.
01:29:29 A dull affair as Joel Wheeler is injured for two weeks.
01:29:34 He can't even do that, right?
01:29:35 You have such shit of a game.
01:29:38 He's still winning.
01:29:41 I bet he's going to get like 70,000 pounds.
01:29:44 I've taken 10 years off my life playing this game.
01:29:46 I wasn't bald before I started doing this.
01:29:49 Right.
01:29:50 And then we bought permanent Shotzi Black.
01:29:53 Oh, TCB.
01:29:55 So we've permanently bought Shotzi in the hopes of having the Raquel and Shotzi feud
01:30:01 as something to do on the off weeks between the tag match, which I actually need to happen.
01:30:06 So we're going to do this.
01:30:07 Surely it's going to go well.
01:30:09 It was okay.
01:30:11 No fucking rivalry.
01:30:14 But look at your graph.
01:30:16 Yeah.
01:30:18 It's the right kind of graph.
01:30:21 The game doesn't take into account too much the fact that your matches are all so shit.
01:30:25 Yes.
01:30:25 We're going to have one bad week and also next week.
01:30:30 I'm going to make absolutely certain I've got no injury there.
01:30:32 No, no, no.
01:30:33 Everything's fine.
01:30:34 How many weeks is it before the paper due?
01:30:35 Four and then the paper due is five weeks.
01:30:37 Yeah.
01:30:37 So we've got one more show.
01:30:38 One more show and then a big rest for everyone.
01:30:41 Yeah.
01:30:41 If only I didn't have the book matches.
01:30:43 You could just buy a bunch of handouts at the paper due.
01:30:46 You do.
01:30:47 That's massive.
01:30:48 It's tasty.
01:30:48 You can afford the, you know, because that'll get you a ton of money.
01:30:53 Yes.
01:30:54 So, right.
01:30:55 That's what we hope.
01:30:56 Let's have a look here.
01:30:57 How are we doing on getting some more fans?
01:30:59 53,000 fans!
01:31:00 We've done very well there on fans.
01:31:02 That's, I'll need more stuff like that.
01:31:05 Match card quality B, star power bonuses, show bonuses, all the hits.
01:31:09 How does your money keep going up?
01:31:12 How?
01:31:13 I don't actually know.
01:31:16 Do you have people just coming to you and asking for money every week?
01:31:18 No, mine come up to me and they go, can I, um, no, actually,
01:31:21 Dew dropped it this week.
01:31:22 Yeah.
01:31:23 I gave it to her.
01:31:24 Right.
01:31:24 But mine came up to me.
01:31:25 It was for like 10k, right?
01:31:26 She asked for 50.
01:31:27 Well, actually, no, she did something worse.
01:31:30 Right.
01:31:30 She came up to me and she was like, um, it's just, I don't want to like say, I just,
01:31:34 I feel like I'm really good.
01:31:35 I don't really know what I'm asking for here, but I just want you to know that I'm really good.
01:31:39 And my choice was either give her 50k or be like, sorry, I can't help.
01:31:43 And then she'd be really, she was dissatisfied.
01:31:45 Oh, right.
01:31:46 So that's what Bailey was saying.
01:31:47 That's what Bailey said to me.
01:31:48 She was like, do you value me?
01:31:50 Right.
01:31:51 And I went, yeah, I really value this person.
01:31:53 She's like, do you value me?
01:31:53 She gave me $50,000.
01:31:55 So like they're going like, what are we doing?
01:31:57 Where are we?
01:31:58 Where is this going?
01:31:59 My God, what are we even about?
01:32:01 Come on.
01:32:01 Come on.
01:32:02 So, so as I did with all my relationships, I slipped a 50k and hope for the best.
01:32:05 Yeah, exactly.
01:32:06 What have you got to say?
01:32:08 Did you guys see Robert Rude jump Ali?
01:32:10 What the heck was Candice thinking?
01:32:11 Taking the easy way out of that match.
01:32:13 Ha, how good can Rhea Ripley be if she needs Jay Layton?
01:32:15 Love the show.
01:32:18 Thanks guys.
01:32:18 Really appreciate you.
01:32:19 Like what Dewdrop did in that promo.
01:32:21 Can't believe Stone Cold Steve Austin is the new champ.
01:32:23 Yeah, I really should be booking charity programs.
01:32:25 I'll get more fans.
01:32:26 Tonight's NXT started strong.
01:32:29 I enjoyed seeing the stuff Ali against Marseille, who's a far more talented fighter.
01:32:33 You catty bitch.
01:32:34 All right.
01:32:36 Go on.
01:32:37 And you, what have we got?
01:32:38 Uh, okay.
01:32:40 It's low on the fans, but it's still fans and it's money.
01:32:45 Yeah, that's helpful.
01:32:46 The money is what I want.
01:32:48 I have just shaved you right down though.
01:32:49 Yes, you have by half.
01:32:51 Yeah, I'm now at 17,000 less.
01:32:53 That's good.
01:32:54 That's good.
01:32:54 That's good.
01:32:55 Two weeks before the pay-per-view.
01:32:56 Come on.
01:32:56 All right.
01:32:57 Anything of note here for you?
01:32:59 I didn't know who to boo between Joel Wheeler and Razor Ramon.
01:33:03 Oh God, get a life.
01:33:05 Oh God, there's not a sticker on it telling me which one to boo for.
01:33:10 I don't know.
01:33:11 Oh, he's got a red circle around his class.
01:33:14 I don't know who to boo.
01:33:15 You're an idiot.
01:33:16 You're a bloody idiot.
01:33:17 Keep running your mouth where you can, Asuka.
01:33:21 It's going to be wired shut for a while after next week.
01:33:24 Yeah, how about that?
01:33:25 Yeah.
01:33:25 Bailey's got something helpful to say.
01:33:28 Hey, Trish.
01:33:33 I wish Bailey was the champion.
01:33:35 That would make my life so much easier.
01:33:37 The Baysliver-
01:33:37 Who is your champ?
01:33:38 It's Asuka.
01:33:39 It's Asuka.
01:33:40 She's having a few with Baysliver.
01:33:41 The problem is Baysliver isn't the only other big rivalry that I've got going on,
01:33:44 which is the tag one.
01:33:45 So I can either blow off the tag one, but then I risk the injuries.
01:33:48 That's why-
01:33:49 So, Zelina's my champ.
01:33:50 So I've got her-
01:33:50 And she's double champ.
01:33:53 So I can't do any women's tag stuff until I sort that out.
01:33:56 My big problem is I have not enough people to book a card with at the moment.
01:33:59 And so I can't rest anyone to just-
01:34:02 I can't put the tag team on.
01:34:03 To finish the feud.
01:34:05 Yeah.
01:34:05 All right.
01:34:06 I need to do a double call out, I think.
01:34:08 All right, let's see.
01:34:09 I think I did my commissioner goal, which gets me some pre-match physio.
01:34:13 Oh, very good.
01:34:14 Which should come in handy.
01:34:15 And you-
01:34:16 Oh, that's a good card for you.
01:34:18 That is a good card for-
01:34:19 Oh!
01:34:20 Oh!
01:34:21 No!
01:34:23 No?
01:34:25 No!
01:34:25 What's wrong with that?
01:34:26 That's gonna-
01:34:27 Everything's gonna cost me twice as much.
01:34:28 What, next week?
01:34:29 Yeah.
01:34:29 On the pay-per-view?
01:34:29 I'm trying to keep my pennies together.
01:34:31 Well, do you know what?
01:34:32 You got the money.
01:34:33 You can spend it, can't you?
01:34:34 Fuck off.
01:34:37 Okay, okay.
01:34:42 I'm actually pretty impressed going there, but we can pause that for a minute.
01:34:44 We just won't read that.
01:34:45 That's fine.
01:34:45 We should-
01:34:46 Look at that!
01:34:46 We won't look at it.
01:34:47 We'll go back to Pete instead.
01:34:48 We'll be good people.
01:34:49 Pete?
01:34:53 Well, well, well.
01:34:57 What a week that was.
01:34:59 Not least because the matches were booked in the correct order.
01:35:02 Oh my god!
01:35:03 They did it, guys!
01:35:04 Incredible scenes here on the Wednesday Night War stream.
01:35:08 That was a hell of a week for both of them.
01:35:12 Laurie did-
01:35:12 He did some matches, didn't he?
01:35:15 And that was the entire show.
01:35:17 And in Dan's case, pulling back a huge swathe of fans there.
01:35:22 23,000 more than Laurie.
01:35:24 Really closing that gap as we head up to the next pay-per-view being Survivor Series.
01:35:29 Apt, in fact, for the time period because it is, in fact, Survivor Series this weekend.
01:35:34 And hey, did you guys know that we're doing a watch party for Survivor Series at the Long
01:35:38 Arm Pub and Brewery?
01:35:39 If you haven't got your tickets yet, you should.
01:35:41 You should come watch the show with us.
01:35:42 We're going to be there.
01:35:43 It's going to be me versus Dan for the Jam That Jampie Chip.
01:35:46 And also Luke and Tempest are going to be there.
01:35:48 It's going to be a great time.
01:35:49 And we're all going to watch Survivor Series together.
01:35:52 And we're obviously all going to watch the return of CM Punk, which is definitely confirmed
01:35:55 and definitely happening.
01:35:57 But we will actually be watching the confirmed return of Randy Orton, which should be a great
01:36:02 time.
01:36:02 So come along and watch it with us.
01:36:04 Long Arm Pub and Brewery tickets.
01:36:05 Hopefully the moderation team will be putting the link in the live chat right now.
01:36:09 Get your tickets.
01:36:10 Come watch it with us on Saturday.
01:36:11 But meanwhile, in the Winter Night War realm, I was just telling them, Dan, about how I'm
01:36:18 going to beat you for the Jam That Jampie Chip at Survivor Series.
01:36:20 So, you know, I think that's okay.
01:36:25 But in other news, yes.
01:36:28 So let's talk about some of your ultra chats.
01:36:32 Shall we?
01:36:32 Keep sending those into WrestleTalk.com/PFK.
01:36:34 We're going to read all the ones that are five US dollars and up by the time the show
01:36:39 goes off the air.
01:36:41 Dan, did we have any feedback on the songs that you requested to listen to?
01:36:44 Yeah, I listened to Screwjob 97.
01:36:48 I'm going to be honest with you.
01:36:49 Pop Punk is not my genre.
01:36:51 I like most music, but I've never really been able to get on with Pop Punk.
01:36:54 That one, he was a little whingy.
01:36:57 A little whingy?
01:36:58 I get that she cheated.
01:37:00 I get that she...
01:37:01 There was a line in there about how there were botches in her texts, which I appreciate
01:37:05 all the references.
01:37:06 Something was like, "This isn't kayfabe.
01:37:07 This is my feelings."
01:37:08 I was like, "Oh, man.
01:37:09 You know?"
01:37:11 Well, that is a scathing takedown, one may say, of the fan request.
01:37:16 Get yours in to see what else Dan thinks about your song requests.
01:37:20 We've got another one here from Mitchell Gillam, who said, "Hey, Dan.
01:37:24 I have a song suggestion.
01:37:25 I always wondered the most random artist to have a Christmas song, and I think I found
01:37:30 it."
01:37:30 Oh, great.
01:37:31 "All I Really Want for Christmas" by Lil Jon featuring Kool-Aid Man.
01:37:35 Oh, sick.
01:37:36 "Enjoy, lol" and #TruthThatTruth.
01:37:39 There you go.
01:37:41 So add that one to your list, Dan.
01:37:42 "All I Really Want for Christmas" by Lil Jon featuring Kool-Aid Man.
01:37:46 Crucially.
01:37:48 Crucially.
01:37:48 Got it queued up.
01:37:50 And we have another one here from Leon DeMusica, who said, "Long time viewer.
01:37:54 First time chatter.
01:37:55 Wish the best of luck to both competitors, but I have a song suggestion for Dan."
01:37:58 It's another one.
01:37:59 Okay.
01:38:00 It's from a band called Camping in Alaska.
01:38:02 Song is...
01:38:03 Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 4.
01:38:08 You guys are fucking weird.
01:38:11 I'm gonna be honest.
01:38:14 I don't know if that was off mic or not.
01:38:17 Either way.
01:38:19 That's incredible.
01:38:20 Keep sending in your song suggestions and any other support messages you have for Dan or Laurie
01:38:26 as we head into the Go Home Show for Survivor Series.
01:38:30 All still to play for.
01:38:32 Dan crawling back a lot of those fans that he's lost here.
01:38:35 And Laurie still just scrambling, just trying to get a pay-per-view card together.
01:38:40 Let's find out what they book on the Go Home Show.
01:38:42 Back to Laurie and Dan.
01:38:44 Probably some sacks of meat.
01:38:47 [Laughter]
01:38:49 Travesty.
01:38:50 Um, before we begin, um, can I have 50k?
01:38:54 Absolutely not.
01:38:54 Okay.
01:38:55 What are you gonna listen to?
01:38:56 I'm gonna listen to Free Falling by Tom Pei, because it's the first thing on this playlist.
01:38:59 And because you're feeling petty.
01:39:00 I'm feeling petty.
01:39:02 Lovely.
01:39:02 I am gonna win.
01:39:05 I'm gonna win.
01:39:07 The next person who asks me for money is getting fired.
01:39:09 [Laughter]
01:39:11 Or they'll leave before they have the chance.
01:39:13 All right, then.
01:39:13 I'll see you in a little bit.
01:39:14 Let's get my little timer up on the old agenda here.
01:39:17 Do you know what?
01:39:18 It's not so much the time as it is the talking out loud while I'm doing things.
01:39:22 Because I feel like I- it's having to do all the things it wants.
01:39:24 It's very much this business.
01:39:25 It's almost like we told you that, Dan!
01:39:28 We said that!
01:39:30 You whinged about it so often.
01:39:31 Anyway, uh, so I'm ready.
01:39:32 You, Al?
01:39:33 There we go.
01:39:33 Three, two, one, go!
01:39:35 JiveO is having a concert at the end of the week.
01:39:38 How much do you want?
01:39:39 12k.
01:39:39 How are you doing?
01:39:40 Satisfied?
01:39:42 Mmm, how about eight?
01:39:47 Oh, JiveO is putting his feet down!
01:39:53 All right, Jive.
01:39:54 There you go.
01:39:54 You've got it.
01:39:55 Have it.
01:39:55 Um, Candice Ray, thanks for showing up.
01:39:58 Make it look like a joke!
01:39:59 You're welcome.
01:40:00 That loser attacked me.
01:40:01 I want to do it in the next couple of weeks.
01:40:03 Yeah, fine.
01:40:04 Absolutely fine.
01:40:04 Um, type quicker.
01:40:07 God!
01:40:07 Uh, you have your most popular available male heel and face fight this week.
01:40:11 Who's that, then?
01:40:12 [Music]
01:40:16 What?!
01:40:16 Marseille is my most popular...
01:40:19 But I suppose he was popular because...
01:40:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Gans.
01:40:24 What if I released Marseille?
01:40:26 Then I could achieve that goal.
01:40:28 Uh, right, logistics.
01:40:31 Booking these early is what stopped me freaking out.
01:40:33 Um, and power cards.
01:40:36 Yeah, we had the policy, didn't we?
01:40:40 Although...
01:40:40 Although...
01:40:45 Right, let's hold fire for a minute.
01:40:47 This is the week before the pay-per-view, isn't it?
01:40:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:57 Okay, so fine.
01:40:57 Well, we'll do that, then.
01:40:58 Um, sorry, babes.
01:41:00 I don't want to press continue in case it makes me do something else I didn't want to do.
01:41:07 What do I get if I do that?
01:41:09 Uh, to the moon!
01:41:10 It's not the end of the world.
01:41:13 Uh, okay, book show.
01:41:15 Let's get...
01:41:20 I'm not even gonna risk him having no stamina.
01:41:22 So we're gonna get Jinder to do a call-out promo here.
01:41:24 Against Stone Cold.
01:41:26 And in the main event, I'm gonna do...
01:41:28 Actually, Charlotte can call out Beth.
01:41:32 That gets those on the go.
01:41:34 We're gonna do...
01:41:35 He's doing better.
01:41:41 I can afford to keep him off a little bit.
01:41:43 Although...
01:41:43 What am I gonna do?
01:41:49 What show do I want to book, everybody?
01:41:52 What show?
01:41:54 Do you know what?
01:41:55 We'll do that.
01:41:55 We'll do these and a false count anywhere.
01:41:57 Because that'll up the rivalry and that'll get me with the false count anywhere section.
01:42:00 Reminds me I'll book a charity promo with...
01:42:02 Who's got good promo skill?
01:42:06 Kevin Owens can book a charity promo.
01:42:07 Even though we don't like him.
01:42:11 Yeah.
01:42:20 Yeah.
01:42:23 Keep you on the show, Bootsy Poblarity.
01:42:25 Um...
01:42:26 Get you some back.
01:42:29 Right then.
01:42:31 Maybe I'll book a tag...
01:42:32 A women's tag.
01:42:34 Just for shits and gigs.
01:42:35 Um...
01:42:37 I'll need another lady girl for that.
01:42:46 So let's go down here, see who we've got.
01:42:48 Neon Brightstar!
01:42:50 Come on down.
01:42:51 Oh, Zoe Stark!
01:42:53 Zoe Stark for a decent amount of money.
01:42:55 As a good guy specialist.
01:42:58 Um...
01:43:01 These people are mad.
01:43:02 Look at this. Clay Courtman.
01:43:04 Oh, gee.
01:43:04 Uh... Zoe Stark, five weeks.
01:43:08 Cora Jade.
01:43:08 Um...
01:43:11 Yeah, sod it.
01:43:15 Cora Jade.
01:43:16 Actually, what's...
01:43:19 What's Sammy George?
01:43:22 She's a specialist.
01:43:24 Fine.
01:43:24 Fine.
01:43:25 Fine.
01:43:27 She's a specialist.
01:43:28 Fine.
01:43:28 Fine.
01:43:29 Fine.
01:43:30 Fine.
01:43:31 Uh...
01:43:32 Do I want to do Cora Jade or do I want to do Neon Brightstar?
01:43:34 Um...
01:43:35 Oh, I'm being indecisive!
01:43:39 It's like when I go shopping for pasta sauce and I can't decide what I want to do!
01:43:42 Cora Jade, ten weeks.
01:43:48 Yeah, I'll do that.
01:43:50 Fine.
01:43:50 Come on, Cora.
01:43:51 Nice to see you.
01:43:51 Welcome to 2.0.
01:43:52 Um...
01:43:53 She's got those examiners, so that's going to be fine.
01:43:55 Cora Jade and the, uh...
01:43:58 Uh...
01:43:58 Uh...
01:43:58 Uh...
01:43:58 Candice LeRae.
01:43:59 Two fighters.
01:44:01 Yeah, that's not the best I've ever done, but I'll do it.
01:44:03 Um...
01:44:03 Marseille...
01:44:09 We'll do Marseille versus Wesley.
01:44:17 Um...
01:44:17 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:18 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:19 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:20 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:21 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:21 I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
01:44:22 Um...
01:44:23 Marseille versus Wesley, because that's a cruiser on a cruiser.
01:44:25 And...
01:44:26 Will I let...
01:44:29 Oh god.
01:44:30 Oh god.
01:44:31 I'll tell you what.
01:44:34 Um...
01:44:40 Have we got any more giant women?
01:44:41 [laughs]
01:44:43 In a manner of speaking, as it were.
01:44:45 Oh, I could time Brock Lesnar.
01:44:46 That'd be fun.
01:44:48 I don't need him.
01:44:49 This is the thing.
01:44:50 Don't...
01:44:50 Don't sign people you don't need.
01:44:52 Um...
01:44:53 What am I doing, Daniel?
01:45:03 Make a choice.
01:45:04 Make a choice.
01:45:05 Who could I put here?
01:45:08 I guess if I do...
01:45:10 Ah!
01:45:12 I know what I'm going to do.
01:45:13 Um...
01:45:16 Uh...
01:45:19 Uh...
01:45:19 Uh...
01:45:19 Uh...
01:45:20 Uh...
01:45:20 On the land of the ice and snow.
01:45:23 How am I...
01:45:26 Am I gonna do that?
01:45:27 We'll sign a free agent.
01:45:32 We'll sign a good guy man.
01:45:33 Good guy man.
01:45:35 For not that much money.
01:45:36 I don't want to spend that much money.
01:45:37 You're joking.
01:45:38 Um...
01:45:39 Oh god.
01:45:44 Oh god!
01:45:44 This is not working for me!
01:45:47 Um...
01:45:48 I don't want to ruin his stamina.
01:45:51 Ahead of the pay-per-view.
01:45:54 I guess it doesn't really matter, does it?
01:45:56 Yes, it does matter.
01:46:01 Um...
01:46:01 Logan Paul against...
01:46:03 Um...
01:46:04 Um...
01:46:05 Um...
01:46:06 Um...
01:46:06 Um...
01:46:07 Um...
01:46:08 Um...
01:46:08 Um...
01:46:09 Um...
01:46:09 You?
01:46:10 Sure.
01:46:12 Oh sod it.
01:46:15 Bad show.
01:46:15 Bad show.
01:46:16 Bad show.
01:46:16 You.
01:46:17 No, what if you get injured?
01:46:18 Nope.
01:46:19 Nope.
01:46:19 Nope.
01:46:19 Nope.
01:46:19 Tag teams fight each other.
01:46:21 That's a really bad idea.
01:46:22 What am I doing?
01:46:23 With 11 seconds, not much.
01:46:24 Why am I flailing so hard?
01:46:28 What's wrong with me?
01:46:29 Ugh!
01:46:30 Ugh!
01:46:32 Logan Paul, you...
01:46:35 Fucking arsehole.
01:46:37 Fucking asshole.
01:46:39 You flicked my fucking...
01:46:40 I started flailing again at the end.
01:46:41 Did ya?
01:46:42 What's wrong with me this week?
01:46:43 I don't know, man.
01:46:44 I don't know.
01:46:46 You've got all the money.
01:46:48 I have all the money and all the stamina and yet you're still freaking out?
01:46:53 Those cards.
01:46:54 I can see Razor Ramon's name in my email.
01:46:56 Somebody's gonna ask me for fucking money.
01:46:58 Alright then, let's go to Christmas time with Lil Jon.
01:47:01 See you in a minute.
01:47:02 See you in a minute.
01:47:03 Right, Ellis, you ready?
01:47:06 In three, two, one.
01:47:08 Uh...
01:47:11 Raquel cheated me.
01:47:13 I want a rematch in the next two weeks.
01:47:15 Oh my god, I don't think that's gonna happen.
01:47:17 I need to rest Raquel.
01:47:20 I've got...
01:47:20 Oh, fuck you, Shotzi Blackheart.
01:47:23 Why would you do that before the pay-per-view?
01:47:24 Absolute butthead.
01:47:26 Alright.
01:47:29 Shotzi's morale, great.
01:47:31 Hey boss, I have a proposition for you.
01:47:34 How about I have ourselves a little partnership in the next few weeks?
01:47:36 You'll have my back and I'll have yours.
01:47:38 Oh, he wants me to do the GM thing.
01:47:40 Uh...
01:47:42 Yeah, fine.
01:47:44 I'll do that.
01:47:44 That's... that's absolutely fine.
01:47:46 Okay, what we got?
01:47:47 Uh...
01:47:48 GM interference book for this show.
01:47:49 Providers should push two bonus and will be free to book this week.
01:47:53 That's great.
01:47:53 Have at least one sub...
01:47:54 We're not having a submission match the week before the pay-per-view, you maniac!
01:47:58 Get out of it!
01:48:00 Uh, alright, okay.
01:48:01 Can we...
01:48:01 Can we...
01:48:02 Can we do...
01:48:04 Can you do tag team call-outs?
01:48:06 You can't do tag team call-outs, can you?
01:48:08 Maybe I just have to run the tag team match.
01:48:10 Right, we're doing tag team and we're gonna do...
01:48:14 You know who!
01:48:15 Let's have a look.
01:48:17 Their stamina's okay.
01:48:18 How's the stamina on this team?
01:48:20 Bad on Baszler.
01:48:23 Now, do we think we can coast through this match to get to the pay-per-view?
01:48:29 I really want this...
01:48:30 I need this to go to three stars for this pay-per-view, I think.
01:48:33 Otherwise I'm gonna fall behind with Dan's thingy-majigger that he's got.
01:48:38 Bailey's got 28 stamina, so we really need to rest Bailey this week as well,
01:48:43 which is an absolute shitter.
01:48:45 Bala we need to rest this week, so Carmelo Hayes, you will be taking on Julius Creed.
01:48:51 Bless you.
01:48:51 That is gonna go somewhere in the middle there.
01:48:55 Meanwhile, Finn Bala will call you out.
01:48:59 Let's have a little look at this.
01:49:03 These two have great...
01:49:06 These two actually have really good stamina, so we're just gonna run that...
01:49:11 Into the ground ahead of the pay-per-view.
01:49:13 Dan's left.
01:49:13 Dan's making it incredibly hard for me to concentrate.
01:49:17 That's great.
01:49:18 We've got Aska, could call out Baszler as well.
01:49:22 Let's just try and get some of these things going.
01:49:25 We'll have Aska call out Baszler, she's not doing anything.
01:49:28 And we will have...
01:49:29 Bailey...
01:49:34 We'll have Trish call out Bailey, so Bailey gets the bigger rest.
01:49:38 And then we need to fill this spot.
01:49:41 This spot is Razor Ramon's spot, so here are my thoughts.
01:49:45 We go to...
01:49:46 We go to logistics and just book the one.
01:49:48 We book the fleet center, that's fine.
01:49:51 We go over here, we look at the free agents.
01:49:53 So we could do with...
01:49:54 What is Razor?
01:49:56 This...
01:49:57 The UI on this game is dreadful.
01:50:00 The fact that I can't just bring this information up.
01:50:04 So I need a bruiser.
01:50:05 Oh, hello.
01:50:10 Oh, hello.
01:50:11 Why hello?
01:50:15 Oh, two hellos.
01:50:16 We could have Brock Lesnar.
01:50:18 Nah, look at the stamina on Drew McIntyre.
01:50:20 Abs are fucking lootly.
01:50:22 Get in here, Drew, you big Scottish lunk.
01:50:26 Oh!
01:50:27 Oh, goodness me!
01:50:30 Yes!
01:50:31 Yes!
01:50:33 Yes!
01:50:35 It's...
01:50:36 It's fixed it!
01:50:37 Look how it's fixed it!
01:50:39 You guys!
01:50:40 It's fucking fixed it!
01:50:41 Yes!
01:50:44 Let's put some of these on.
01:50:46 Let's activate...
01:50:48 Well, we'll probably do that, won't we?
01:50:52 Veto one of his champions for next round.
01:50:56 What else can we do?
01:50:58 Oh, oh!
01:51:00 Well, probably double the cost of all of his stuff next week as well.
01:51:04 There you go.
01:51:06 That'll be fun for him, won't it?
01:51:08 He'll like that.
01:51:08 That'll be really fun.
01:51:10 All right, well, I've got all this stuff to get free shit next time.
01:51:12 I've not spent...
01:51:14 I've not spent loads on this.
01:51:15 Let's see if there's anyone else that we can get, because who else do we need?
01:51:18 What do we run...
01:51:19 What do we run the risks of?
01:51:20 The risk we run here is Baselor getting injured.
01:51:25 That is really bad.
01:51:25 So is there anything I can do about that with power cards?
01:51:28 I could really, really do with the old massage card.
01:51:34 Massage card.
01:51:37 This I'm okay with.
01:51:38 I think T-Bar will survive on 40.
01:51:41 Bailey gets a rest.
01:51:44 They'll have a match.
01:51:46 Razor will be close to getting injured, but I'm not...
01:51:48 I don't necessarily need him for the thing.
01:51:51 Mellow doesn't really get much out of this, but it's...
01:51:54 It fills a spot.
01:51:55 I'm pleased with this.
01:51:57 So I'm hoping...
01:51:57 This is the higher one, so we're gonna put that in the top spot.
01:52:03 This is here.
01:52:05 And then we hope that the curve works out nicely like that.
01:52:08 I might even put this over here, just because I like the match more.
01:52:11 I think it should be just before the main event.
01:52:14 I'm actually quite pleased with that show.
01:52:16 Yeah, fuck it.
01:52:19 We'll do that as well.
01:52:20 See, I don't want to spend money to unlock lighting effects, so...
01:52:25 We just have to leave it.
01:52:28 I don't want to spend 50k.
01:52:30 I don't have the money to do that.
01:52:31 I don't have the money.
01:52:34 We'll look at it in the pay-per-view week, shall we?
01:52:38 Right, is there anyone else on the roster I can buy?
01:52:40 The cheap?
01:52:41 Who's cheap?
01:52:42 I would like a cheap person, please.
01:52:45 Give me a cheap person.
01:52:48 Donna Matrix.
01:52:50 Kyle Slickman.
01:52:55 The Armored Wrightstar with an equate.
01:52:58 Forget Gaza.
01:53:00 Let's have a look at my roster, shall we?
01:53:02 While we're here.
01:53:04 Two weeks.
01:53:05 Can't come soon enough.
01:53:07 I need you back to finish the Creed feud, which is level two.
01:53:12 Aggravating that I can't do anything with that.
01:53:15 I need to do the Tag feud.
01:53:17 Hopefully we grow some things.
01:53:18 It doesn't necessarily help come pay-per-view week, is the problem.
01:53:23 Like, we still don't necessarily have enough people to actually run a full pay-per-view card.
01:53:27 So, we will see where we end up.
01:53:32 I don't know if I need any more this time.
01:53:35 I've got 30 seconds left.
01:53:36 Who's in the Legends pile?
01:53:38 If you get Rob Van Damme, just get Hulk.
01:53:41 One last look at the show.
01:53:43 I'm kind of fine with that.
01:53:47 That's the show.
01:53:48 We're going to book it.
01:53:48 My time to spare.
01:53:55 Oh, he's got it.
01:53:56 My time to spare.
01:53:58 Feeling confident.
01:54:00 It wasn't confident.
01:54:01 It was just for the first time, I actually had a full...
01:54:03 I had enough human beings.
01:54:06 Good.
01:54:06 There was a human being that came up that I bought and it worked out.
01:54:11 I got the right human being that I needed.
01:54:13 I need the exact correct flavor.
01:54:15 There are a few big hitters to buy this week.
01:54:17 But I needed none of them.
01:54:19 So, I didn't bother.
01:54:19 Oh, and I needed.
01:54:21 Yeah.
01:54:21 Did you?
01:54:21 Okay.
01:54:22 All right, then.
01:54:24 Let's have a gander.
01:54:25 Because I did actually sign someone.
01:54:27 Oh, yeah?
01:54:27 Who did you sign?
01:54:28 Corrid Jade.
01:54:28 Corrid Jade.
01:54:29 Corrid Jade's part of the crew now.
01:54:30 Um, I basically wanted to book a tag match.
01:54:33 Yep.
01:54:33 Just to get it done.
01:54:34 Because I needed something.
01:54:35 And I thought a bit of titles.
01:54:36 Get Queen Zelina on the show.
01:54:37 You know.
01:54:38 Although, even with two belts, you only got 54 popularity.
01:54:40 Bloody Nora.
01:54:41 Okay.
01:54:42 You need a To The Moon card, though.
01:54:44 Yeah, but...
01:54:44 I don't know.
01:54:46 I can't even remember what my commissioner goal was.
01:54:47 Oh, it would have my most popular face and heal.
01:54:50 I've not been doing my job well.
01:54:51 No.
01:54:51 Because my most popular...
01:54:52 By virtue of having to rest people, popularity of people has gone down.
01:54:58 Yeah.
01:54:58 But now I've been getting cards as a result of it.
01:55:00 But, you know.
01:55:01 So it's been a tricky one.
01:55:03 Anyway, got a tag match here.
01:55:05 Between these two.
01:55:07 Got a little rivalry out of it.
01:55:11 Oh, a little rivalry.
01:55:11 And it was an okay match.
01:55:12 All right.
01:55:13 And new tag champs.
01:55:13 That's actually quite good.
01:55:14 Because that means I've got, you know, difference.
01:55:16 Oh, you got level four with Jinder and Stone Cold.
01:55:20 Yeah, but he's crazy.
01:55:21 Yeah, what if I can't use it?
01:55:22 Yeah, what if you can't?
01:55:24 What if you can't?
01:55:25 Mate, mine are all injured.
01:55:29 My main champions do not have rivalries.
01:55:31 This was where I failed.
01:55:32 Yeah.
01:55:33 I booked Logan Paul and Bobby Lashley, who are tag team partners.
01:55:35 Yeah.
01:55:36 Against each other.
01:55:36 Yeah, yeah.
01:55:37 But at least...
01:55:37 Sometimes you just gotta have a match.
01:55:39 Sometimes you've just got to have a match.
01:55:41 And that match turns out to be absolutely dull.
01:55:44 Yeah.
01:55:44 Oh, yeah.
01:55:45 But that's fine.
01:55:46 We'll take it.
01:55:47 Clawing back some of his popularity.
01:55:50 Spending his life on the mic.
01:55:51 A charity promo.
01:55:52 It's because they had that level four rivalry from the beginning.
01:55:54 And because of various different, you know, whatever.
01:55:57 I couldn't bother doing it.
01:55:58 I'll say Wesley, you know, a match to have for the sake of having it.
01:56:02 For the good matchup.
01:56:03 Yeah, good matchup.
01:56:04 And it was a good matchup.
01:56:06 And a callout promo here.
01:56:07 Charlotte calling out.
01:56:08 And then we've got...
01:56:08 Okay, so we've got a bunch of rivalries that I can blow up at the pay-per-view.
01:56:11 I don't know if this will become one of them.
01:56:14 I think it's too early in their rivalry.
01:56:16 But it's a Force Count Anywhere match.
01:56:17 It's a decent main event.
01:56:19 And it is a rivalry.
01:56:20 Was Force Count Anywhere your commissioner goal?
01:56:21 Or was it just...
01:56:22 No, I have a season long goal.
01:56:24 Right.
01:56:24 At Force Count Anywhere.
01:56:25 So I'm trying to bash a few in.
01:56:26 Sure.
01:56:27 Yeah.
01:56:27 I've not even looked at my season long goal.
01:56:28 Well, you might want to.
01:56:29 Nah, probably not.
01:56:30 Okay.
01:56:30 That's how you get the extra power card.
01:56:33 Oh, I don't care.
01:56:33 Oh, okay.
01:56:34 Oh, and we've got...
01:56:35 That's another level three.
01:56:36 Is it? Yeah.
01:56:36 So you're another...
01:56:37 Oh my god.
01:56:37 Again, a decent show.
01:56:38 Big pay-per-view.
01:56:39 Not as good a show as last week.
01:56:40 So I don't imagine I'll claw any fans back.
01:56:42 But a decent show.
01:56:44 Lining up a decent potential pay-per-view.
01:56:46 How is that gonna go?
01:56:48 Right.
01:56:49 NXT.
01:56:50 We've got a couple of risk factors here.
01:56:53 We've got Shani Baz.
01:56:54 Oh yeah.
01:56:56 Who...
01:56:57 She should be all right.
01:56:57 This is a regular match.
01:56:58 It's the pay-per-view where I'm worried about it.
01:57:00 But I'm desperate for this to grow.
01:57:05 And it didn't grow.
01:57:06 So we can't blow that off of the pay-per-view.
01:57:07 Which is perfect.
01:57:09 Just absolutely perfect.
01:57:10 And that one didn't either.
01:57:11 That one didn't either.
01:57:12 Okay, this is just a match that I chucked together.
01:57:15 Yeah.
01:57:16 We're still waiting for Matt Riddle to come back.
01:57:17 This game is absolutely fucking mean.
01:57:19 Have you not released Matt Riddle yet?
01:57:21 No.
01:57:21 Do you release any of the End of People?
01:57:22 Do you release Blet Hart?
01:57:23 Blet Hart?
01:57:24 Brett Leff.
01:57:25 Brett Leff?
01:57:25 Yeah.
01:57:26 Oh, okay.
01:57:26 Fair enough.
01:57:26 Finally, something happened.
01:57:28 Bailey versus...
01:57:30 Oh, hello.
01:57:30 Bailey versus Trish.
01:57:34 We will make a note of that.
01:57:35 Level two.
01:57:36 I can't believe that tag match has not made it to...
01:57:39 Yeah.
01:57:39 Has not made it to level three.
01:57:41 I've got one rivalry going into this.
01:57:43 Oh, look, Drew McIntyre's here.
01:57:45 Yay!
01:57:45 He's got stamina.
01:57:46 Oh, good for you, Drew.
01:57:47 Simulate.
01:57:48 And a decent amount of popularity.
01:57:49 This is a good matchup.
01:57:50 Yep.
01:57:50 Bruiser on a fighter, heel face.
01:57:52 That's...
01:57:52 It's good.
01:57:53 Doesn't start a rivalry.
01:57:54 Oh, of course it bloody doesn't.
01:57:57 It's going to be fine, though.
01:58:00 Look how nice he's started.
01:58:01 Everything else worked in that.
01:58:02 The class matchups, the role matchups.
01:58:06 Yes.
01:58:06 It was good.
01:58:07 Yes, yes.
01:58:08 Well done.
01:58:09 Thank you.
01:58:09 Well done.
01:58:10 Thank you.
01:58:10 This, this, this.
01:58:12 That helped, that grew.
01:58:15 That did grow.
01:58:15 That was very good.
01:58:16 And old faithful.
01:58:17 Old faithful.
01:58:18 Good stamina on both of them.
01:58:19 I just need them to get to the pay-per-view.
01:58:21 That's it.
01:58:21 He'll get injured, I know this so far.
01:58:25 He won't get injured, surely.
01:58:26 And it's level four.
01:58:27 Okay, good.
01:58:28 This is...
01:58:28 Yeah.
01:58:28 Let's hope...
01:58:30 Your fucking Veto card, Veto's T-bar.
01:58:33 I'm going to be...
01:58:34 Let's hope it doesn't.
01:58:34 I'm going to be apathetic.
01:58:37 Right.
01:58:39 I bet it'll do someone like Raquel.
01:58:40 Like, it'll take her out of the action.
01:58:42 Oh, yeah, Raquel's not even a champion.
01:58:43 Okay, well, my curve was fucked there as well.
01:58:45 Was it?
01:58:45 Oh, no, that's your curve.
01:58:46 No, that's...
01:58:46 Both curves are fine.
01:58:48 Both curves are fine.
01:58:49 Yeah.
01:58:50 No, I've got my mid...
01:58:52 Both our mid cards are better.
01:58:54 No, they aren't.
01:58:55 The middle mid card is.
01:58:58 No.
01:58:58 No.
01:59:00 Good booking.
01:59:00 Your mid card is also...
01:59:02 It goes...
01:59:03 First match has to be great.
01:59:04 Mid card less than that.
01:59:05 Then the second mid card has to be less than that.
01:59:08 Oh, okay, so it's split in half.
01:59:09 Yes, yes.
01:59:10 Fine.
01:59:10 Yes.
01:59:11 Fine, I didn't even know that.
01:59:13 Yeah, they're attached.
01:59:14 Sure, okay, cool.
01:59:15 Do you want to look at anything of yours?
01:59:16 Nah.
01:59:17 All right, let's go to...
01:59:18 I want to see what the key detail...
01:59:20 Let's see how much quality you see.
01:59:21 39,000, it's not great.
01:59:24 It's not great.
01:59:24 But again, with the money, I'll need that.
01:59:26 Because you've double costed me.
01:59:27 Let's see what we've got.
01:59:30 What would I have double costed you?
01:59:33 Rude learns about consequences.
01:59:34 Cora and Candice are a good tag team.
01:59:36 I'm writing that.
01:59:37 I think considering you're going to get the ban boost next week.
01:59:40 Yeah.
01:59:41 I just had to make something have to hurt you here.
01:59:43 And it had to be the money.
01:59:45 Yeah, that's fair.
01:59:45 I would have done the same.
01:59:46 Good team.
01:59:50 That's good to know.
01:59:50 When LA Knight and Rollins starting a rivalry,
01:59:53 what happened to that?
01:59:54 Injuries.
01:59:55 That's what happened to that.
01:59:57 Sammy George looks so angry.
02:00:00 What else is new?
02:00:02 She's from Croydon.
02:00:03 She's from Croydon.
02:00:04 Hey, LAC 2.0, where's Seth Rollins?
02:00:06 Every time she leaves, she remembers.
02:00:08 Oh yeah, I'm from Croydon.
02:00:09 When I go home, when I'm not being used this week,
02:00:11 the home I have to go back to is Croydon.
02:00:13 All right.
02:00:15 Yeah, we got a box park.
02:00:16 What of it?
02:00:17 Nanny bills.
02:00:18 Yeah.
02:00:18 In there.
02:00:19 Oh, and the wit gift centre's dying, isn't it?
02:00:21 You know, last year I did a music video for an artist named Maisie Peters.
02:00:27 It was a Christmas music video,
02:00:30 and I was in the basement of a shop, a disused shop in the wit gift centre.
02:00:35 Oh, scary.
02:00:36 For the whole day, waiting for my walk on park.
02:00:40 Right.
02:00:40 It was bloody freezing in there.
02:00:42 Probably the most depressing day of my life.
02:00:44 The music video is great, and so is the song.
02:00:46 Wit gift centre I used to go to legitimately every weekend.
02:00:49 Yeah, you saw the nice wall stones in there.
02:00:50 Yeah, it was great.
02:00:51 I love the wit gift centre.
02:00:52 It was great.
02:00:52 And it now is a shell.
02:00:53 It is.
02:00:54 It is horrible, and it's...
02:00:55 It's a great...
02:00:56 It's like the death of my childhood.
02:00:57 It is a great set for a post-apocalyptic movie.
02:01:00 Oh, it would be great.
02:01:01 Yeah, like, it's got real, like, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead vibes.
02:01:04 Should we write it?
02:01:04 Let's do it.
02:01:05 Should we write it?
02:01:06 Let's do it.
02:01:06 Stop this.
02:01:06 Stop this.
02:01:07 I've got a notebook right in front of me.
02:01:08 Um, all right, then.
02:01:09 Interior wit gift centre.
02:01:10 You ready to see your one?
02:01:11 Yes, please.
02:01:12 You've clawed that back.
02:01:18 You've done well there.
02:01:19 Fans did all right.
02:01:20 And the money!
02:01:20 Oh, look at that.
02:01:23 Sweet money!
02:01:24 Where'd you get that from?
02:01:26 Who cares?
02:01:27 I need it.
02:01:28 And after you bought it, I have to buy humans.
02:01:30 Good show tonight.
02:01:32 Word riddle and Creed starting around.
02:01:34 What happened to that?
02:01:34 Oh, I think I've heard that Wooden got injured.
02:01:38 I think I've heard that he got injured on the first fucking week of the fucking show,
02:01:42 and he's been out ever since.
02:01:43 Same as Big E, you bloody idiot.
02:01:47 Um, the rivalry between Dragunov and Tibo is just getting plain crazy.
02:01:51 It's mad.
02:01:52 Let's hope Akkad doesn't fuck it.
02:01:54 Um, really varied show.
02:01:56 Tibo is just too good.
02:01:58 Raquel and Katana are the new champs.
02:01:59 Shayna and EO are not happy about that.
02:02:01 No, they're not.
02:02:02 Finn Balor says, "I heard Kamala Hayes begged the GM."
02:02:05 Not enough to grow their rivalry.
02:02:06 They're mad.
02:02:08 They're not that mad.
02:02:09 Is this true?
02:02:09 Kamala Hayes begged the GM to get out of a match with me?
02:02:11 I don't think so.
02:02:14 Spreading rumors in Scotland, there, Finn Balor.
02:02:17 Trying to go into business for himself.
02:02:19 The actual reason that Kamala Hayes didn't have a match with Finn Balor is because Finn
02:02:21 Balor was teetering on the precipice of dying.
02:02:24 So Finn Balor was being rested in case I wanted to use him at the pay-per-view.
02:02:28 Watch you absolutely storm the pay-per-view, by the way.
02:02:30 Okay, here we go.
02:02:31 So, that's that.
02:02:33 Oh, oh, oh!
02:02:35 Oh, hello.
02:02:37 Oh!
02:02:38 Oh, that's you!
02:02:39 That's me!
02:02:39 Oh, for fuck's sake!
02:02:40 I've done five challenges.
02:02:41 It wasn't even trying!
02:02:43 Ha!
02:02:43 Oh!
02:02:45 How many were they? I don't even know!
02:02:46 Oh, come on!
02:02:48 Oh, incredible.
02:02:48 I'm so good at this game.
02:02:50 It's unbelievable how good I am.
02:02:52 I bet your challenges were like, "Book a match."
02:02:55 Yeah, I bet they were.
02:02:56 Yeah, they probably were like, "Read your email."
02:02:58 Yeah, "Read some email."
02:02:59 "Read your email."
02:03:00 "Fire five stars."
02:03:02 "Open the manage roster page."
02:03:03 "Have eight injuries over the course of three weeks."
02:03:07 I'm so cross I've lost my pen.
02:03:08 That's pretty good.
02:03:10 I'm pretty pleased with that.
02:03:11 I've been trying so hard with my pen.
02:03:13 I might just activate all those.
02:03:15 *sigh*
02:03:16 Fine.
02:03:16 Oh!
02:03:17 Don't look!
02:03:17 Don't look!
02:03:18 I've done it again!
02:03:18 I've done it again!
02:03:19 I've done it again!
02:03:20 We've gone into the thing.
02:03:21 Pete, save us!
02:03:22 Peter!
02:03:23 Peter!
02:03:24 It's fine.
02:03:28 It's fine.
02:03:29 Why do I-
02:03:29 What do I-
02:03:30 You just do it.
02:03:31 Why?
02:03:31 Just do your bit.
02:03:32 I-
02:03:32 Sure.
02:03:34 What a week!
02:03:35 Week 14, eh?
02:03:36 The Go Home Show for Survivor Series
02:03:38 and the first Hall of Fame trophy
02:03:40 has finally been unveiled
02:03:42 and it's by accident.
02:03:43 Now you know how I feel, Dan,
02:03:46 when Luke just got his by accident
02:03:48 and I was furious about it.
02:03:50 But congratulations, Laurie.
02:03:52 Great work, mate.
02:03:53 We are heading into Survivor Series here shortly.
02:04:00 The last week on this stream
02:04:02 and the Pay-Per-View edition.
02:04:05 There are plenty of things,
02:04:07 plenty of plates spinning
02:04:09 going into the Pay-Per-View week here.
02:04:10 We got a new signing in Drew McIntyre.
02:04:13 As well over on NXT.
02:04:16 And we've got plenty of grivalries
02:04:19 and plenty that refuse to grow at the same time.
02:04:22 Why won't the grivalries grow?
02:04:24 But both shows are on an upward trend.
02:04:28 So we'll see if they can continue that
02:04:29 when we get into Survivor Series here shortly.
02:04:31 Keep getting in your ultra chats, please,
02:04:34 to WrestleTalk.com/PFK.
02:04:36 If you've got any words of support
02:04:39 because we will be reading them
02:04:40 after the Survivor Series Pay-Per-View.
02:04:42 So if you've got any thoughts, any feelings,
02:04:44 any words of encouragement ahead of next stream,
02:04:46 any song requests for next stream as well,
02:04:48 let us know and send them in at WrestleTalk.com/PFK
02:04:51 because we're going to go through all the ones
02:04:52 that are five US dollars and up
02:04:53 by the time the show goes off the air.
02:04:55 Like this one from Mara Joy,
02:04:57 hello, Mara, who said,
02:05:00 "Dan, listen to 'Want Me' by Baby Queen.
02:05:03 "It'll hype you up.
02:05:04 "Laurie, I feel your pain.
02:05:06 "Excited to see how the takeovers go.
02:05:08 "#JiveOwens4Champ."
02:05:10 Thank you, Mara.
02:05:12 Jive Owens4Champ.
02:05:13 Yeah, I'll take it.
02:05:14 You hear that one?
02:05:15 Yeah, I've got noted, duly noted.
02:05:17 Doing the Owens-Owens.
02:05:19 Owens-squared feud.
02:05:20 The Owens-Darby, the Owens-squared feud.
02:05:22 Very excited to see the results of that.
02:05:24 Love to see the legacy of Jive Owens live on
02:05:28 through my GM mode.
02:05:30 But with that said,
02:05:31 lots to play for for this week coming up here.
02:05:35 Lots of different factors at play
02:05:37 going into this Pay-Per-View week.
02:05:39 Let's head back over to Laurie and Dan
02:05:42 for Survivor Series.
02:05:44 Ooh, that's good.
02:05:46 Now, I can't remember how the game works.
02:05:48 Do both of the power cards that have been played
02:05:51 happen at first and then the emails come through?
02:05:53 Or is it per group?
02:05:55 Do you know what I mean?
02:05:56 The per show?
02:05:57 I think it's per show.
02:05:59 Right, fine.
02:05:59 Okay, in that case, when we get the email screen, we'll see.
02:06:01 'Cause I've just spotted.
02:06:03 If you wanna bring up the screen here,
02:06:05 just something to think about
02:06:06 while you go into your music
02:06:07 what are you gonna listen to next?
02:06:08 The Veto Champ has indeed worked.
02:06:10 It's taken out Sammy George.
02:06:11 Taken out Sammy George.
02:06:13 Sammy George will unfortunately not be appearing
02:06:15 at Survivor Series this week.
02:06:16 That's a real shame.
02:06:17 I do apologise to you, Sammy,
02:06:18 and all of Sammy's friends and family.
02:06:20 Motherfucker.
02:06:22 But you have also applied a double cost to me.
02:06:27 Double cost!
02:06:28 That is fine.
02:06:28 Okay.
02:06:30 Do you wanna go off to your land of listening?
02:06:34 I'm gonna listen to,
02:06:34 do you hear the people sing from Les Miserables?
02:06:37 No, but the musicals always help you!
02:06:38 No!
02:06:40 Do you wanna tell me to listen to Hamilton
02:06:41 and absolutely slaughtered me?
02:06:43 All right, here we go.
02:06:44 Let's get the timer up.
02:06:48 You ready, Al?
02:06:49 Three, two, one, go!
02:06:51 Seven minutes on the clock!
02:06:52 Triple H says, "Yep, yeah, I get it, fine."
02:06:54 "Sammy George can't be on the show."
02:06:56 Not a problem.
02:06:56 Look, Candice has been handing me nothing but losses.
02:06:59 Sure, why not?
02:07:01 Queen Zelina says, "I'm not happy about losing my strap."
02:07:03 Okay, I don't care.
02:07:06 Fine.
02:07:10 Exiting and continue booking.
02:07:11 "I've at least one tornado tag match this week."
02:07:13 Not a problem, my friend.
02:07:15 Uh, oh, maybe.
02:07:19 Right, first things first.
02:07:22 I'll have that.
02:07:27 Thank you very kindly.
02:07:29 We are gonna play the network special card.
02:07:34 No point in keeping it any longer.
02:07:35 Um, what else do I wanna do?
02:07:39 I could do free advertising booking.
02:07:41 I can buy that advertising.
02:07:42 How much is that advertising?
02:07:44 50k.
02:07:46 And then I could book it.
02:07:47 What does it do, though?
02:07:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07:52 It will help, won't it?
02:07:53 It will help.
02:07:53 Right, first things first, I'll book the show.
02:07:55 So the main event is gonna be those two in a world title.
02:08:01 I'll make it a "False Count Anywhere" match.
02:08:03 I'll see if I can get some.
02:08:04 Just look how close I am with all of these.
02:08:07 These are hard.
02:08:08 These are hard.
02:08:09 One, two.
02:08:12 I'm so close.
02:08:14 Maybe I'll do a GM interference in this show.
02:08:18 Uh, and we'll do...
02:08:20 Um, where's my other level four?
02:08:24 You can have...
02:08:27 I don't wanna do anything too bad.
02:08:30 Uh, you've both got decent stamina,
02:08:33 so I'll book you in a TLC match.
02:08:35 Um, where's my tornado tag?
02:08:40 Not a problem.
02:08:42 And also...
02:08:44 Tornado tag will blow up a feud.
02:08:49 Right, this is feeling good, guys.
02:08:50 This is feeling good.
02:08:51 Beth and, um...
02:08:53 No, I won't book on my back page at all,
02:08:56 'cause everything costs double, doesn't it?
02:08:57 Um, okay, okay, okay.
02:09:01 And then finally...
02:09:04 I could save you guys and have you be my...
02:09:06 Yeah, because next...
02:09:07 I've got one week left in the contract.
02:09:09 Yeah, that's fine.
02:09:09 I'm not gonna book those guys in a match.
02:09:11 I'm gonna save it, blow off their feud at the pay-per-view.
02:09:14 Um, which means...
02:09:16 Women's title...
02:09:19 In an Extreme Rules match.
02:09:24 Unless...
02:09:33 How's about this?
02:09:34 Yeah, yeah, how about that?
02:09:40 Um...
02:09:42 And I'm going to use this power card,
02:09:49 so that that tables match will get a five star.
02:09:52 'Cause I ain't talking about
02:09:53 and potentially not having a perfect show.
02:09:55 All right, all right, all right.
02:09:58 Okay, so what's gonna go there then?
02:10:00 Let's have a look.
02:10:01 Um, well actually, what, 36 stamina, 35 stamina.
02:10:05 No, that's not it.
02:10:10 Maybe I'll just do it.
02:10:10 Oh, that's too much for that money.
02:10:17 Um...
02:10:18 Do I do another false count anywhere?
02:10:23 A plearly bonus at 50,000.
02:10:25 No, which can't have that be a normal match.
02:10:27 Um...
02:10:28 Look, rear on a charity promo.
02:10:30 Have I got the money for this?
02:10:32 Yes, I have.
02:10:33 I've got plenty, got plenty.
02:10:34 Um...
02:10:35 Oh, am I gonna do you an advertising promo maybe?
02:10:42 Who am I?
02:10:49 24601!
02:10:56 24601!
02:10:57 Yeah, yeah, go on.
02:11:05 Get me some...
02:11:07 Do I get me some dollar?
02:11:08 I get me some more charity.
02:11:09 How many charity promos do you want?
02:11:10 Is it book eight charity promos?
02:11:12 Or is it book eight shows with a charity promo?
02:11:16 That is a good distinction to know.
02:11:18 Because in that case, um, you can have an advertising promo.
02:11:22 Although your popularity is quite low nowadays.
02:11:24 Yeah, no, I'll let you do a charity promo.
02:11:27 And I'll let you do the advertising promo.
02:11:29 It's a heck of a no.
02:11:30 It is a heck of a no.
02:11:31 Heck of a no.
02:11:32 Um...
02:11:32 Cora Jade?
02:11:34 You can do a charity promo too.
02:11:40 Get some more fans.
02:11:40 Why not boost the level of fans we've got?
02:11:42 In that case, more charity.
02:11:44 More charity!
02:11:46 Spend the money!
02:11:47 You've got the money, you might as well spend the money!
02:11:50 Um...
02:11:52 Are we at 158?
02:11:55 I'm actually feeling all right.
02:11:57 We've got a tables match for the women's title,
02:11:59 which is going to blow off two rivalries.
02:12:01 It's Fatal 4-Way.
02:12:02 We're following that up with another level four rivalry blow off
02:12:05 in a TLC match for the North American title.
02:12:07 We've got a mid-card tornado tag match,
02:12:10 which is going to meet my commission goal.
02:12:11 We've got a level three rivalry blowing off in a normal match.
02:12:14 The money I would have spent on a stipulation for that,
02:12:16 I'm spending elsewhere.
02:12:17 Um...
02:12:18 A mid-card, uh, sorry, and a main event,
02:12:21 which is Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Jinder Mahal
02:12:23 in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
02:12:24 And that's going to help my season goal to get a, um...
02:12:29 Falls Count Anywhere thing.
02:12:33 That said, this should be, if I'm not mistaken,
02:12:36 my 15th show without an injury.
02:12:37 I don't think I've had anyone be injured.
02:12:40 So if I'm right,
02:12:41 we could be getting ourselves a Legends card in and of itself.
02:12:45 Um...
02:12:46 Ah! Logistics.
02:12:48 Thank you for reminding me.
02:12:50 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
02:12:53 I nearly forgot that.
02:12:54 That would have been bad.
02:12:55 Um...
02:12:56 And I'll book it with free advertising.
02:13:01 Um...
02:13:03 Look at all those bonuses.
02:13:05 It's got to be done, lads.
02:13:07 It's got to be done.
02:13:08 Maybe I will pull that one charity off
02:13:11 to recoup a bit of that money where I can.
02:13:15 Yeah, I think that's our show.
02:13:17 I think that's our show.
02:13:18 33 seconds left.
02:13:19 Let's take a little look.
02:13:21 Logistics have been done.
02:13:21 Oh my God, that was so close.
02:13:22 That was so close.
02:13:23 Bet the chat's screaming at me.
02:13:25 Um...
02:13:26 Who's in here?
02:13:28 It doesn't matter.
02:13:29 We'll plan that next week.
02:13:30 We'll plan it next week.
02:13:31 Are there any other ways I want to save money?
02:13:33 Um...
02:13:34 Does this need to be...
02:13:35 I'll tell you what, I'll take this.
02:13:36 I'll make this a normal match as well.
02:13:37 Um...
02:13:39 Because that will save a lot of money.
02:13:42 And that means that I can boost.
02:13:43 Yeah.
02:13:49 I think I'm quite happy with that.
02:13:50 Don't know how you help yet.
02:13:51 Start.
02:13:52 That's the timer.
02:13:55 Welcome back in the room.
02:13:59 Hello.
02:14:00 Do you want to find out who we've um...
02:14:01 Who you've vetoed?
02:14:04 Yeah.
02:14:05 It's not as bad as it could have been.
02:14:06 Who is it?
02:14:08 Shayna Baszler.
02:14:09 Shayna Baszler?
02:14:10 I mean, that's still pretty bad.
02:14:12 Could have been T-Bar though, couldn't it?
02:14:13 Could have been T-Bar.
02:14:14 Yeah, so we can work around Shayna Baszler.
02:14:16 So it just picks a random one person who is a champion.
02:14:18 Yeah, one of your champs.
02:14:19 Yeah.
02:14:20 Wow.
02:14:20 So it just picked one half of the tag team champions.
02:14:22 It did.
02:14:23 Absolute arsehole game.
02:14:25 Absolute little bumfuck game.
02:14:28 Before I dive...
02:14:29 Before I dive into Mara's suggestion for a song,
02:14:34 I would just like to shout out "All I Really Want for Christmas".
02:14:37 Or "All I Really Want" by Lil Jon,
02:14:39 which has made its way immediately to my festive playlist.
02:14:41 Oh yeah?
02:14:41 Absolutely dreadful.
02:14:42 But fantastic.
02:14:44 The lyric is "All I really want, all I really want for Christmas
02:14:47 is everything on my list, bibbit."
02:14:49 Bibbit.
02:14:49 Bibbit.
02:14:50 When it says "featuring Kool-Aid Man",
02:14:52 the man says "Feliz Navidad, no eggnog, just Kool-Aid".
02:14:55 And then the Kool-Aid Man goes "Oh yeah".
02:14:57 And then the bit that really killed me was...
02:15:00 Like "Tis the Season".
02:15:04 "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
02:15:08 Or something like that.
02:15:09 It's very stupid.
02:15:10 "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
02:15:13 The problem with the other one, which is the Dragon Ball Z one,
02:15:15 was that it's a lovely little song,
02:15:16 but it was so quiet that I could hear everything you were saying.
02:15:18 So I've moved on.
02:15:18 Right, let's see.
02:15:19 Okay.
02:15:19 "Want Me" by Baby.
02:15:21 I just want to hear the ramblings of a mad man.
02:15:23 You were a little bit mad.
02:15:24 Yeah, I was.
02:15:25 This game has been absolutely fucking me off.
02:15:28 Right, Ellis, are you ready?
02:15:31 Laurie, are you ready?
02:15:33 No.
02:15:33 In three, two, one, go!
02:15:37 Seven minutes on the clock.
02:15:38 Right, Triple H, hey, something's come up
02:15:40 and I'm taking part in your show this week.
02:15:42 Sorry about that.
02:15:42 Fuck you, Triple H.
02:15:44 Hey, I feel like I'm a full guy every week at the moment.
02:15:46 Whenever in my matches I want to win.
02:15:49 Okay, well, how can I do that for you, dummy?
02:15:53 You're injured.
02:15:54 Hey, Blake.
02:15:56 Don't know, but I love the one and only backstage brawl.
02:15:59 Nobody does that better than me.
02:16:00 All right, mate, you can...
02:16:01 Oh, I think you'll book me in one.
02:16:05 See that I wasn't wrong.
02:16:06 Okay, you got it.
02:16:09 I'll book you in one within the next two weeks.
02:16:11 Yeah, fine, you can just do that as the match.
02:16:13 I don't give a shit.
02:16:15 Book at least one Ironman match this week.
02:16:17 What would I get for that?
02:16:18 Health spa, of course.
02:16:19 Of course, of course.
02:16:20 Fucking health spa, of course.
02:16:24 Right, this is...
02:16:25 This, this, you can do that.
02:16:29 Fine, there you go.
02:16:30 Backstage brawl for the NXT title because you're a prick.
02:16:34 You're a stupid prick and I think you're stupid and a prick.
02:16:38 All right, and then we're going to do Drew McIntyre versus this guy.
02:16:42 We'll just do...
02:16:44 We'll do tables like...
02:16:48 We're going to do...
02:16:50 Mello versus Balor.
02:16:55 I actually, the problem is I don't think I can risk this being more than just a regular match.
02:17:00 Like I think, I think the problem with my pay-per-view is that I need my pay-per-view
02:17:04 to still have people coming out of it uninjured.
02:17:07 Wouldn't that be nice?
02:17:11 Then we're going to do...
02:17:12 We can't do Asuka versus Baszler because she's vetoed, right?
02:17:16 And that's who Asuka is in a feud with.
02:17:18 We can do Trish and Bayley.
02:17:19 And on 40 stamina, do you know what?
02:17:24 I'm going to run the risk and do an Iron Man match with a 20% injury chance
02:17:28 because that's just how I roll.
02:17:29 Fine.
02:17:31 I hate this.
02:17:34 I hate this.
02:17:35 I hate it so much.
02:17:37 And now I've just got to put someone in.
02:17:39 I've still got a week to wait for these guys.
02:17:41 God damn it!
02:17:43 And then we're gonna, we're gonna have to just do like...
02:17:47 Raquel versus Shotzi and hope that that happens.
02:17:52 Oh, I just, I so just wanted to book the tag match just to get it to level three.
02:17:58 Why does this game hate me?
02:18:02 New logistics.
02:18:04 Oh great, cool.
02:18:06 Right, well we're gonna do, we'll activate a free crew booking.
02:18:09 We'll save some money.
02:18:10 We'll activate a free arena booking and we'll save some money.
02:18:15 Can I book any special...
02:18:20 Right, well that's free so we'll have that.
02:18:23 Thank you.
02:18:23 Unlock cost tier five, two hundred thousand dollars.
02:18:31 Oh yeah!
02:18:34 Ah, I can't afford to unlock that so we're gonna go survivor series, rounded PLE.
02:18:41 Do I want to do that?
02:18:45 That's 50k to unlock that.
02:18:46 Yeah, why not?
02:18:48 Because then I get it for free, right?
02:18:51 I can have it for free because I can do this.
02:18:53 Fine, we'll just have it for free.
02:18:57 Fuck it.
02:18:57 I don't know if it's good.
02:19:00 I won't look into it.
02:19:02 I'm sorry.
02:19:03 I don't care.
02:19:04 Do I want to do the advertisers?
02:19:06 No, I don't.
02:19:08 So we're gonna look at the other power cards that are available.
02:19:12 Backstage brawler.
02:19:14 Higher than normal rating.
02:19:18 That's pretty good.
02:19:18 But I don't think we need that.
02:19:21 Who could I use this on?
02:19:23 Oh, I could boost mellow up massively.
02:19:26 I'm gonna use that on mellow.
02:19:32 I'm gonna make him real popular after this.
02:19:35 Okay, have I promised anyone anything?
02:19:40 Yes, I have promised.
02:19:43 Of course I promised someone something and I've not done it because that's the way I roll.
02:19:46 Oh, I'm not happy with my show.
02:19:49 I don't like it.
02:19:50 Right, what have we got?
02:19:52 I've got them in their level two little rivalry.
02:19:55 They're in their little level two rivalry.
02:19:57 I think they're better to take the risk on the old Iron Man match.
02:20:01 This is risky.
02:20:02 This is really risky.
02:20:03 I feel like, I feel like this is fucking me off.
02:20:11 Right, what else could I do?
02:20:14 Could I buy anyone?
02:20:15 I could buy this, buy Aaliyah.
02:20:18 I could have Apollo Crews.
02:20:22 I could get Dolph for quite a lot of money.
02:20:24 I don't really want Dolph for a lot of money.
02:20:25 Get Edge for five weeks as a specialist.
02:20:29 Specialist Edge.
02:20:31 That'd be interesting.
02:20:32 Could do that.
02:20:33 I've got time because I've just, I've booked the only people available.
02:20:42 There's no like other thinking to be done here.
02:20:44 I just have to book the humans and I've booked them.
02:20:47 He's very popular T-Bar currently.
02:20:50 Iliot's really popular.
02:20:51 Jesus Christ, they're more popular than Big E is.
02:20:54 Look how unpopular Big E is.
02:20:56 67.
02:20:58 That's with the bell.
02:20:59 That's crazy.
02:21:00 We really want that bell on Balo as well.
02:21:03 We want the bell.
02:21:03 Drew and Razor, they might start something.
02:21:06 I feel like there's not much point buying anyone again this week.
02:21:09 I feel like I just want to get, I mean, I want to buy the Brock now that I've seen the Brock,
02:21:15 but that's fine.
02:21:17 I could buy Eddie as well.
02:21:18 I think we are just going to have to roll with the punches on this one
02:21:22 and have a fairly piss poor show.
02:21:27 Is it worth just buying this for the sake of it and using it on the main event?
02:21:34 As I've been forced into having it as a backstage brawl.
02:21:37 Is it worth just buying this?
02:21:38 Oh, I could get injury rehab though.
02:21:40 Hang on.
02:21:41 No, they're all coming back next week.
02:21:47 They're all coming back next week.
02:21:51 However, I guarantee you one of them will get, someone else will be injured this week.
02:21:56 So let's just buy this in advance.
02:21:59 That is, that is it.
02:22:03 That's, that's what we're doing.
02:22:04 We're not going to spend the backstage brawl card.
02:22:06 I feel like Dan's played his, I feel like he's played his crazy card.
02:22:10 So that's going to fuck me over.
02:22:12 We'll put some, we'll quickly put some promos in from people.
02:22:15 Aska do a self promo.
02:22:16 Well done.
02:22:17 Great job.
02:22:18 Hey, Katana Chance.
02:22:21 Why don't you do a promo?
02:22:23 Oh, you can do a promo.
02:22:24 You can do a promo.
02:22:25 You can call out Riddle.
02:22:27 Who is injured.
02:22:28 There you go.
02:22:29 Self promo.
02:22:31 Sure.
02:22:32 And then maybe a charity promo.
02:22:35 For Katana.
02:22:38 There we go.
02:22:38 Confirm.
02:22:44 Ooh, I can't even, oh right.
02:22:47 Let me just remove these things.
02:22:49 Gone over budget and over time.
02:22:52 This sounds like a penalty.
02:22:53 There we go.
02:22:55 There's going to be a special penalty.
02:22:57 Except I won't push that because I feel like Laurie will kill me.
02:23:05 I just removed two things and now we're back on budget.
02:23:07 Doesn't matter, you were over time.
02:23:08 Well, I've confirmed now.
02:23:09 I will leave that up to Pete in the chat because I'm too scared.
02:23:16 Now, how do you feel that went?
02:23:18 Badly.
02:23:19 Tell me why.
02:23:20 Well, again, just had no rivalries ready to go.
02:23:23 So I've put them all in matches.
02:23:25 I'm pretty sure everyone's going to come out of it injured.
02:23:28 I might not make any money back on this show.
02:23:30 So we're about to find out.
02:23:32 I feel pretty good about my show.
02:23:34 Yep.
02:23:35 Now that you've got your Hall of Fame trophy, you're still in the lead.
02:23:38 So I don't feel like that's necessarily gonna change.
02:23:42 Because it's Hall of Fame trophies, then viewers.
02:23:46 Sure.
02:23:46 So like, yeah.
02:23:48 But I've got a lot that I've been able to blow up here.
02:23:53 And I've had a good time.
02:23:54 I've used some power cards.
02:23:55 Even your double cost didn't mess me up too bad because I've been frugal elsewhere.
02:23:58 Why is this happening to me?
02:24:01 Why can't I keep the money?
02:24:02 I don't know.
02:24:03 I don't know.
02:24:04 But you still have that .25 special extravaganza.
02:24:07 So who knows?
02:24:08 We're opening with a Fatal 4-Way to blow off two feuds at once for the women's title.
02:24:12 We've got Charlotte and Beth Phoenix, dude drop a Queen Selena.
02:24:14 We're gonna see who that title belongs to at the end of this Fatal 4-Way tables match.
02:24:19 Charlotte Flair takes the belt.
02:24:21 What a surprise.
02:24:21 And a legendary five stars with two completed rivalries.
02:24:27 Very good.
02:24:27 Did you do your thing?
02:24:29 Which bit?
02:24:30 Network special.
02:24:31 Yeah.
02:24:31 Yeah.
02:24:31 Oh, yeah, I did.
02:24:33 I tried to recoup some of my costs.
02:24:36 And that's decent.
02:24:38 Minus two is fine.
02:24:40 I was gonna have this be a TLC match.
02:24:41 But I decided that that was gonna cost a little bit more money than I wanted to spend.
02:24:44 Because I had to buy the assets and the logistics.
02:24:46 So we've taken this down to just a normal match.
02:24:50 But again, it's a level four rivalry for the title.
02:24:52 Finally gonna blow off this feud that has been sitting there patiently doing nothing all week.
02:24:58 Amazing.
02:24:58 Okay, fine.
02:24:59 Very nice.
02:25:00 Very nice.
02:25:01 Happy date.
02:25:01 Charity promo from Kevin Owens.
02:25:03 Gets me some more fans.
02:25:04 We're trying to bump up the number of fans we've got.
02:25:06 Bump up that number of fans.
02:25:07 Tornado tag.
02:25:08 This was my commissioner goal.
02:25:08 Have a tornado tag match.
02:25:09 So we've got it between our level three tag team rivalry.
02:25:12 Randy and what was it?
02:25:14 Randy Lee versus...
02:25:15 Randy Lee versus Lash Paul.
02:25:17 Lash Paul.
02:25:17 Bogan.
02:25:17 The Bogans.
02:25:18 The Bogans.
02:25:19 For the tag team titles.
02:25:21 Let's see how we do with this one.
02:25:23 Retaining our Wesley and Randy Ordnance.
02:25:25 And it's amazing.
02:25:26 And it's amazing.
02:25:27 That's good.
02:25:27 That's good.
02:25:28 I hoped it would be a little bit higher, but that's fine.
02:25:30 Cora Jade's got a charity promo.
02:25:31 See what she's going to bring in a week 1000 fans.
02:25:33 Well done Cora.
02:25:34 She tried.
02:25:36 Skateboarding away.
02:25:37 Another one.
02:25:38 Off she goes.
02:25:39 She rounds up 1000 people and she skateboards them into the arena.
02:25:42 Bobby and Mustafa Ali are going to finish off this feud.
02:25:44 Again, a little normal match.
02:25:45 So I'm not expecting too much from this in terms of rating.
02:25:49 But...
02:25:49 The rivalry is complete and it was great.
02:25:54 That's okay.
02:25:55 Very good.
02:25:55 That's okay.
02:25:56 I have high hopes.
02:25:57 Oh yeah.
02:25:58 Another advertising promo to get a little bit more money back.
02:26:00 You just chose not to really have many stipulations?
02:26:05 Well, because I had the rivalries.
02:26:06 Yeah.
02:26:07 And because the cost of the stipulations were double.
02:26:09 I was looking at spending basically all of my money.
02:26:12 Right.
02:26:12 And I was like...
02:26:13 If I...
02:26:14 You didn't want to do that.
02:26:15 No.
02:26:15 If I whacked a couple of normal matches in there.
02:26:17 Well, yeah, I had the advantage of the rivalries.
02:26:19 If I didn't have any rivalries and I whacked in a bigger...
02:26:22 You know, it was that...
02:26:23 Trying to find that balance thing.
02:26:24 I'm sure the chat was very angry with me.
02:26:26 But, you know...
02:26:26 No, not those guys.
02:26:28 And then our main event is a Fortescan Anywhere match with Stone Cold and Jinder Mahal.
02:26:31 Very good.
02:26:33 For the title.
02:26:34 See how they're gonna do.
02:26:35 Close off the rivalry.
02:26:37 Go on, do me a favor.
02:26:38 Do me a favor.
02:26:39 Legendary!
02:26:40 Rivalry complete.
02:26:41 That's gonna qualify for amazing booking.
02:26:44 I'm quite happy with that show.
02:26:46 I could have probably pushed a few of those amazings up a little bit.
02:26:50 But, sure.
02:26:51 Not the worst.
02:26:52 There we go.
02:26:54 All right.
02:26:56 The Dregs.
02:26:57 The Dregs.
02:26:58 I've earned a trophy!
02:26:59 You earned a trophy.
02:27:00 Very good.
02:27:01 Right, here we go.
02:27:02 Trish versus Bailey.
02:27:03 Level 2 rivalry.
02:27:04 They're doing an Iron Woman match.
02:27:06 Because that was my commissioner god.
02:27:07 Ah!
02:27:08 And they're not too bad stamina wise.
02:27:10 So they're all right.
02:27:10 Yeah, they might be okay.
02:27:11 I've also fortunately managed to buy an injury recovery time card as well.
02:27:16 Very good.
02:27:17 Which I clearly need.
02:27:18 And that rivalry just won't grow.
02:27:19 It won't go anywhere.
02:27:20 It just won't go anywhere.
02:27:21 An Iron Woman match.
02:27:22 A four star Iron Woman match.
02:27:24 Trish and Bailey, broadly fine with each other.
02:27:27 Broadly fine.
02:27:28 Why this game?
02:27:29 Why this round?
02:27:31 Okay, well Asuka does a good little thing.
02:27:33 She gets a little popularity boost.
02:27:35 Very nice.
02:27:36 Mid cards.
02:27:37 Because you vetoed Baszler, I couldn't run the tag.
02:27:40 So I can't get that up to the point that I need it to be at.
02:27:44 So that means that we're just going to try...
02:27:46 And you couldn't do anything with Asuka either.
02:27:47 We're trying to clang these two idiots together once again.
02:27:51 I couldn't do anything with Asuka either.
02:27:52 Who is in a feud with Baszler.
02:27:54 So can't do the tag.
02:27:57 Couldn't do Baszler.
02:27:58 It might have been the worst possible one you could have got actually.
02:28:00 But then we get this rivalry.
02:28:02 Okay, that's fine.
02:28:03 That's all right.
02:28:04 Works.
02:28:04 That's fine.
02:28:05 The annoying thing is the tag is pissing me off that I cannot get rid of it now.
02:28:10 Rodriguez and Shotsi.
02:28:14 Level one.
02:28:15 Like it really feels like it's holding me back because it's a nightmare to book around
02:28:20 these four women.
02:28:22 Do I need to do other things all being in this tag feud?
02:28:25 It's been sat there at level two for the whole time.
02:28:28 This is good because Riddle's back next week.
02:28:30 Oh, how exciting.
02:28:32 So they've just grown to level three.
02:28:35 Helpful.
02:28:35 Helpful.
02:28:36 Which is very nice.
02:28:37 Why won't the ones that I've actually been booking in matches grow?
02:28:40 Who fucking knows?
02:28:41 Just gonna try this again.
02:28:42 We're gonna try this again.
02:28:43 See if the boys want to do it.
02:28:44 Do they want to do it?
02:28:45 Is Razor gonna get injured?
02:28:47 We'll find out.
02:28:47 Razor beats Drew.
02:28:48 Of course.
02:28:50 And it doesn't do a rivalry either.
02:28:52 I fucking told you before this started.
02:28:53 Didn't I say?
02:28:54 Before I booked it, I was like someone's getting injured on this show.
02:28:58 It's no rivalry.
02:28:59 And I...
02:28:59 Fuck it.
02:29:01 He's gone.
02:29:01 He's out.
02:29:02 Razor, you're out.
02:29:03 Sod you.
02:29:04 Drew, we'll get you a new friend.
02:29:05 I don't know who it's gonna be.
02:29:08 It's gonna be someone else.
02:29:09 Bloody Big E.
02:29:11 He'll turn you, Drew, and then you'll go against Big E.
02:29:14 Fine.
02:29:14 Right.
02:29:15 Stupid fucking game.
02:29:19 Right, this thing.
02:29:20 Oh.
02:29:23 And the rivalry grows and Bal is injured.
02:29:26 Of course he is.
02:29:28 Yep.
02:29:30 Four.
02:29:31 Yep.
02:29:32 And I bought the card, fortunately, so I can half that.
02:29:35 But, you know, we are doing a backstage brawl main event.
02:29:39 These guys asked for a backstage brawl.
02:29:41 Oh, good.
02:29:41 And so I put on this.
02:29:45 Hold your breath for T-Bar.
02:29:45 Fucking hell, man.
02:29:47 Go on.
02:29:49 Oh, T-Bar come through.
02:29:53 T-Bar come...
02:29:54 And the great thing about that is Ilya's still the champion.
02:29:58 Yeah.
02:29:58 And Ilya's a specialist.
02:30:00 Which means he can fight with anyone.
02:30:03 Oh my...
02:30:04 Why...
02:30:04 God love Ilya.
02:30:05 Ilya Dragunov and T-Bar are your MVPs.
02:30:07 Absolutely.
02:30:08 They've been holding down this entire month.
02:30:10 They have.
02:30:10 And you're also going to get amazing booking because you're a great opener.
02:30:12 And my curve's good, yeah.
02:30:14 So that's fine.
02:30:15 That's okay.
02:30:16 We can deal with the injuries.
02:30:17 We're going to sack off Razor Ramon, because fuck him.
02:30:21 And then we're going to keep...
02:30:23 We're going to half Balor's time.
02:30:24 Yeah.
02:30:24 So Balor's going to be rested up and back by the pay-per-view next time.
02:30:28 So that's okay.
02:30:28 I'm okay with that.
02:30:30 It wasn't as bad a show as I thought it was going to be overall.
02:30:34 Okay.
02:30:34 Some absolute dross in the middle.
02:30:36 Yeah, a little bit.
02:30:37 Some people were like, "Oh, wow. They've really done some weird booking here."
02:30:40 Do you want to look at anything?
02:30:42 No, I want to get to the bit.
02:30:44 I want to find out how this has gone.
02:30:46 Match card quality A.
02:30:48 Oh, it's big!
02:30:49 It's huge.
02:30:50 It's big!
02:30:51 211,000.
02:30:53 That's a big number.
02:30:55 That's huge.
02:30:56 That's a big number.
02:30:58 I was worried because I didn't book any of the other specialties that I wasn't going to get.
02:31:03 A big number.
02:31:04 Yeah.
02:31:04 And you made money back as well.
02:31:05 But I made money back.
02:31:06 That was something really important because I was worried I was just going to lose it all
02:31:09 on spending it on everything because of the double cost.
02:31:11 But that's good.
02:31:13 Can't describe 2.0.
02:31:15 Amazing.
02:31:15 Not liking Owen so much as a bad guy.
02:31:17 Well, you know, it's odd yet.
02:31:19 Surprised you're not liking him as a bad guy.
02:31:21 That's the point dark sensation in the ring, you smark.
02:31:24 Stone Cold Show.
02:31:27 Slowly pulling ahead of NXT.
02:31:29 That might be a little spoiler.
02:31:30 Outrageous.
02:31:32 That might be a little spoiler there.
02:31:33 Tonight's NXT 2.0 was so much better than last week.
02:31:36 What a shocker.
02:31:36 Great effort from Charlotte to win the title and Charlotte's a specialist so she can do what she
02:31:40 wants.
02:31:40 Doudrop and Beth Phoenix both had chances to win.
02:31:42 Really solid contest between Austin and Mahal.
02:31:45 Stone Cold on a great run who can end the streak.
02:31:48 No one could accuse NXT 2.0 of repressive matches.
02:31:50 That is a good sign for Truth.0.
02:31:57 I'm going to put these glasses back on if I've beaten you.
02:31:59 So it's 2.05.1.
02:32:00 I'm on 2.05.1.
02:32:02 Broken 2 mil.
02:32:03 That's great.
02:32:04 2.05.1.
02:32:06 Where you at?
02:32:06 Here we go.
02:32:07 Come on!
02:32:11 He's done it.
02:32:16 He's done it.
02:32:17 2 million and 8,000 for black and gold.
02:32:21 For Blake and gold.
02:32:23 They've gone into second place.
02:32:31 How the fuck did you get that card and you've got all the bloody money?
02:32:35 And now everyone's injured again, aren't they?
02:32:39 This game hates me.
02:32:41 This game hates me more than anything.
02:32:43 I bet they'll give you a summit knife.
02:32:45 Dragunov.
02:32:46 It's such a natural backstage brawl matches.
02:32:49 Need to see this more often.
02:32:49 Blah blah blah blah blah.
02:32:50 Man, what an inter-rival between Dragunov and T-Bar.
02:32:53 Almost didn't want it to end.
02:32:55 Me neither because the only bloody thing we had going for us on our show.
02:32:59 A hell of a show NXT.
02:33:00 NXT 2.0.
02:33:01 Blah blah blah blah.
02:33:02 I don't care.
02:33:02 Absolute nonsense.
02:33:05 I'm glad I made money back there.
02:33:07 I was like, phew.
02:33:08 I was flying close to the sun.
02:33:11 And he's done it.
02:33:13 Revenue tier one.
02:33:14 Earned 2 million in lifetime revenue.
02:33:16 Well done.
02:33:17 Great.
02:33:17 Sold out.
02:33:19 Limited stock.
02:33:20 Selecting opposing brand.
02:33:21 Double the price of their power card.
02:33:22 Great.
02:33:22 Shop next week.
02:33:23 And that was it.
02:33:24 All right.
02:33:24 And I got a health spa.
02:33:25 Which I need because once again everyone's tired.
02:33:29 And I got the double cost thing as well.
02:33:31 And again.
02:33:31 Okay.
02:33:34 Okay.
02:33:34 Let's leave it there.
02:33:35 Now I just can't compete with the money.
02:33:40 It's...
02:33:40 And I will say that Hall of Fame trophy I got there was not for completing five challenges.
02:33:47 No.
02:33:47 That was for getting two mil in the bank.
02:33:49 So me being frugal with my budget has sort of saved me there a little bit sometimes.
02:33:54 Because I can invest more and get more back.
02:33:56 Yeah, true.
02:33:57 So I've still got that moment.
02:33:58 Look at my champs though.
02:34:00 Your champ hasn't appeared in this series.
02:34:02 In this...
02:34:03 In this...
02:34:04 Neither really have.
02:34:05 Neither really have.
02:34:05 Big E was out for the entire time after the first week.
02:34:08 And Asuka, because she's been trying to grow a rivalry, has not been in any matches.
02:34:12 Yeah.
02:34:13 She's only been in to sub out the people who already had rivalries.
02:34:16 Who needed stamina relief.
02:34:18 And then she only just got one going the week before the pay-per-view.
02:34:21 And then the person she would have gone against was Vito.
02:34:23 Sorry babe.
02:34:24 Sorry babes.
02:34:25 What a fucking horrible...
02:34:28 Oh well.
02:34:29 Pay-per-view cycle for me.
02:34:30 What a horrible time.
02:34:31 God that's a nice...
02:34:32 What a terrible, awful time.
02:34:33 That's a nice picture isn't it?
02:34:35 What a dreadful, horrible, terrible fucking time that I had.
02:34:38 Okay, okay.
02:34:38 Look at that picture.
02:34:39 Lovely.
02:34:43 Should we send it back to P?
02:34:43 P?
02:34:46 Oh P?
02:34:46 Hello.
02:34:47 Wow.
02:34:49 What a conclusion to this stream of the Wednesday Night War.
02:34:53 Truth point 0.
02:34:55 Pulling ahead.
02:34:56 Using that Network Special to great effect there.
02:35:00 211,000 fans.
02:35:03 I thought that Dan was celebrating prematurely because he didn't have a Hall of Fame trophy.
02:35:07 And I thought he was still going to be number two.
02:35:09 But as it turns out, he got one.
02:35:10 So now they're tied.
02:35:11 Which means that he's now ahead because he has way more fans.
02:35:14 But still ought to play forward the Hall of Fame trophies.
02:35:17 Because they don't have the same one each.
02:35:19 Which means Laurie still has his 2 million revenue to try and get by the end of the season.
02:35:24 And Dan still has his seasonal challenges to get as well.
02:35:27 He keeps doing 50k on people who ask for it.
02:35:29 He'll never get that.
02:35:30 Well, he might not get that ever.
02:35:31 But we'll see, won't we, next time.
02:35:33 And speaking of next time.
02:35:35 For those of you who want to get a date in your calendars.
02:35:37 The next stream for Wednesday Night War will be taking three weeks from today.
02:35:43 That is December the 13th.
02:35:46 So put that in your calendars.
02:35:47 That's the next date.
02:35:48 December the 13th.
02:35:49 We will be here.
02:35:50 I'll be hosting again.
02:35:52 And we're going to be having the fourth pay-per-view cycle.
02:35:54 The penultimate pay-per-view cycle.
02:35:56 Then in January we'll be having our last and final stream.
02:36:00 And it's going to be great.
02:36:01 And we're going to have a culmination to the Wednesday Night War.
02:36:03 And we're going to see who's going to win.
02:36:04 What a huge pay-per-view cycle it has been for Dan Layton and NXT 2.0.
02:36:09 And we have one final Ultra Chat here from Marco.
02:36:13 Who said, "Howdy folks.
02:36:14 Sorry I couldn't watch this live because of work.
02:36:16 But with this being NXT vs NXT 2.0, the theme song for this should be
02:36:19 'When Worlds Collide' by Power Man 5000.
02:36:22 Have fun folks.
02:36:23 Best of luck to both."
02:36:24 Pete's going to win in the end anyways.
02:36:25 LOL.
02:36:25 I didn't add that on.
02:36:27 That's legitimately in the Ultra Chat.
02:36:29 And I agree.
02:36:31 Yes, I am.
02:36:32 I'm going to make it a four Pete.
02:36:34 That doesn't quite work as well as three Pete, does it?
02:36:36 No, I thought it didn't work even in four.
02:36:38 Four Pete.
02:36:39 It's going to be great.
02:36:42 But yes, please do join us on December 13th for the next Wednesday Night War stream.
02:36:46 And if it's your first time here, why not subscribe to the channel?
02:36:49 Like this stream.
02:36:51 If you're watching it on catch up, leave a comment down below.
02:36:53 Let us know what you thought of this entire pay-per-view cycle.
02:36:56 It's been quite the journey.
02:36:58 And there's so many different plates that are going to be spinning
02:37:02 going into next pay-per-view cycle in three weeks time.
02:37:05 I'd like to thank Dan and Laurie for joining me today.
02:37:08 Thank you, Ellis, for running the stream as well.
02:37:10 Thank you all for watching.
02:37:11 And we will see you in three weeks time for the fourth pay-per-view cycle
02:37:15 of the Wednesday Night War.
02:37:17 Jam that jam.
02:37:19 Thanks, mods.
02:37:19 Thanks, mods also.
02:37:21 Jam that jam.
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