Aired (December 28, 2024): Bakit nga ba ang taas ng energy natin sa January 1 pero waley na pagdating ng January 15? Tuklasin ang mga dahilan kung bakit nauuwi sa sablay ang New Year’s Resolutions—mula sa unrealistic goals hanggang sa katamaran. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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00:00For 2025, Sasa, what do you think you can peg or goal as a resolution?
00:07I try to be more organized every year.
00:11You're a buraraco, right?
00:12I'm a buraraco, dad!
00:14People say I'm sour.
00:16That's true!
00:18Of course not!
00:19Of course, when I'm fighting, I attack.
00:21But when I go home, you'll see the real me.
00:25Sasa, the video you're smelling right now,
00:28when you saw it, you were like,
00:29I think I know what this smells like right now.
00:32Your honor, your mouth is smudged.
00:38Order!
00:39Order, order, order!
00:40Guys, I just want to say that in the GMA Bowl,
00:43we were both beautiful.
00:44Correct!
00:45Mars and I were just in the corner,
00:47and our mouths didn't match our clothes.
00:51We were beautiful there.
00:52We were beautiful, and this is our decision to go home.
00:55It's too early.
00:56It's too early because the place is too formal.
00:59It's also hard because when you have clothes on your body,
01:03and when you go back to the designer,
01:05the clothes are already sour.
01:07It's like when he smells it,
01:08Sasa rented it, right?
01:10I know!
01:11Who pulled it out? Sasa, right?
01:12It's a trademark.
01:15That's crazy.
01:16Don't do that.
01:17You know, this year, Sasa's goal,
01:19aside from being organized,
01:21is to be fragrant.
01:22Hygiene.
01:24So that I won't be a virgin.
01:26He's already thinking about hygiene.
01:28What are the reasons?
01:30Why can't it be accomplished?
01:32Why can't the goal be accomplished?
01:34For example, when it comes to paying,
01:36it doesn't last long.
01:37Gym membership, statistically,
01:3980%, 90% boost in income in January.
01:42January, correct.
01:43In March, there's no income in the gym.
01:45Yes, because it's already paid.
01:47Because when we eat in December,
01:50there's a lot of preparation.
01:51You'll get fat.
01:52Of course, you'll get fat.
01:53Oh my God.
01:54Of course, in January,
01:56it's back to new you, right?
01:57That kind of attack.
01:58Yes.
01:59So, for example,
02:00being a virgin or being disorganized,
02:03why can't it be accomplished?
02:04What do you think is your waterloo?
02:06Wow!
02:07Waterloo.
02:08What is your waterloo?
02:11Please explain.
02:12The vice chair didn't understand.
02:13The waterloo is a person's weak spot.
02:15Yes!
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18What's your weak spot?
02:19Explosive.
02:20Your questions are explosive.
02:22Of course, that's what happens
02:23when you're only in 6th grade.
02:26What's your question?
02:27I don't have a question.
02:28What's your question?
02:29Next question.
02:31It's about hygiene.
02:32What can't be done by you in the resolution?
02:36Because, God, it's so nice to be lazy.
02:41I have things that I prioritize.
02:43Do I prioritize that?
02:44Things like that.
02:45You know, it's like,
02:46because, of course,
02:47I don't want people to think
02:48that I'm really sour in real life.
02:50No.
02:52To prove it,
02:53can I smell you?
02:54Of course, you can.
02:55Where can I smell you?
02:56Hey, what's that?
02:57I'm on free till right now.
03:00What's that?
03:01No, so I can know.
03:02I'll say it myself.
03:03Go ahead.
03:04Wait, Madam Chera,
03:06I'll just smell you.
03:07The format of our show has changed.
03:09Okay?
03:10It's a bit sensual now.
03:12What's the smell?
03:14It smells like shampoo.
03:15In fairness.
03:16It smells like coconut.
03:19That's how it smells.
03:20It depends on your smell.
03:21It smells like coconut shampoo.
03:23Right?
03:24Tropical.
03:25Tropical, tropical.
03:26I'm on the attack right now.
03:27It's nice.
03:28Actually, the aesthetic of the look.
03:30Actually, I'd rate this
03:31a 10 over 10.
03:33It has a grade.
03:35Oh my God,
03:36did you investigate my smell here?
03:39It's confusing.
03:40You don't know,
03:41I'm also a sniffing person here.
03:43You're like a canine.
03:46I think our topic is wrong.
03:48Let's just change it.
03:50In the middle of the episode,
03:51can I change it?
03:54Okay, but you know,
03:55I also want to comment on
03:57your attack.
03:59It's not just about
04:00how determined you are
04:01to be organized,
04:02to be fresh.
04:03Actually,
04:04the TikToks,
04:05especially the early days,
04:06it's not really organized.
04:08There are cuts where you're like,
04:10what happened?
04:11Incorrect.
04:12But we're laughing.
04:13Then the raw,
04:15it's like you gave birth
04:17to a new breed of influencers
04:19who are not afraid
04:20to show their rawness.
04:22Some are a bit wrong.
04:24Where did that come from?
04:25Why did you think like that?
04:27Did you do it on purpose?
04:28Did you do it on purpose?
04:29I feel like during the pandemic,
04:30because I did this during the pandemic,
04:32I was already at the point
04:34where I was like,
04:35okay, upload that.
04:36We're done.
04:37We're all going to die.
04:41It's like that.
04:42That's how I felt
04:43during those times.
04:44Let's not get involved
04:45right away.
04:47You're just wrong, right?
04:48But I'll just ask,
04:49Madam Chair,
04:50when you were doing TikTok,
04:51did you realize
04:52that you're going to be a million?
04:56That I'm going to be famous?
04:57Did that come to you?
04:58At first, I really didn't.
05:00Because at first,
05:01what I was thinking,
05:02although I was still planning
05:04that I wanted to be famous,
05:06to be like that,
05:07to be like that.
05:09But I really didn't think
05:11how,
05:12where it would happen,
05:13how it would happen.
05:15And then,
05:16there was one time
05:17that I uploaded on TikTok
05:19because I really posted on Facebook.
05:21So that's where you started?
05:22FB first,
05:23then you moved to TikTok?
05:24FB first.
05:25Then I edited the video on TikTok
05:27because I didn't know how to edit.
05:28Oh, because there's an engine.
05:30Yes, it's like a video
05:31that's already posted, right?
05:33So to get the video,
05:35you have to post it first, right?
05:36So what happened,
05:37it was posted on TikTok,
05:39then there was an engagement.
05:42I was surprised.
05:43I was like,
05:44what's this?
05:45There's someone here.
05:47I don't want that kind of joke.
05:48I don't want that kind of joke.
05:50It's like a horror movie.
05:52Actually, there's no one here.
05:53You're the only one I can see.
05:55I don't want that kind of joke.
05:57It's just a hallucination.
05:59But that's it,
06:00because if you're going to make a TikTok before,
06:02if it's just new,
06:04the Chinese are the ones commenting.
06:06Yes, it's true.
06:07Who are you?
06:08So I was thinking,
06:09what is this?
06:10Is this true?
06:11Go, I need a Chinese boyfriend.
06:14But you know,
06:15there was an engagement.
06:17I said, okay, I'll continue this.
06:20Then it became clear
06:22when I established my community,
06:24when I saw who the people represent.
06:28Something like that.
06:29Right.
06:30So that's where you get the material for your content.
06:32Correct.
06:33It's also personal
06:34because this really happened to me.
06:36The expectations outside.
06:38Right?
06:40Do you know what's good about it?
06:42We'll talk about it.
06:43We'll topic it.
06:47So if a friend drinks something
06:49and you're the only one who can't,
06:51you know.
06:52Oh my God, you're the topic.
06:53True.
06:54You'll be the topic,
06:55especially if you have a good attitude.
06:56Correct. Oh my God.
06:57So just be nice.
06:59Plastikan!
07:002025!
07:01Just kidding.
07:02Okay.
07:03So I just want to say,
07:04how are we going to give justice
07:06to these New Year's resolutions?
07:08Because this was really chosen
07:10because the three of us are the darkest people here.
07:12Yes.
07:13What are the reasons
07:15for us to overcome that?
07:17The things we don't do.
07:19For example,
07:20my goal is to not say yes all the time.
07:23Oh my God.
07:24My characteristic as a person
07:26is I like to please people,
07:28make people happy,
07:29make them feel accommodated.
07:31What's your zodiac sign?
07:33Scorpio.
07:34You?
07:35Caspian.
07:36What's that?
07:37Aries and Pisces.
07:39You're in the middle.
07:40I'm in the middle.
07:41That's true.
07:42I'm not joking.
07:43You're like a fiery person.
07:44Like a fighter.
07:46True.
07:47Like that.
07:48I'm a fighter,
07:49but I'm inside.
07:50So what I want for 2025 me
07:52would be...
07:53You're soft outside.
07:54Yes.
07:55I want to be nice,
07:56still soft,
07:57but I'm able to say no.
07:59Especially if I can't do it,
08:00I'm tired,
08:01or it goes against the grain of my values.
08:04Things like that.
08:05So it's hard for me to say no.
08:06Correct.
08:07What I can't do,
08:08what I can't say no to,
08:10is the people-pleasing characteristic.
08:13Yes, that's true.
08:14Are you like that?
08:16I always say yes.
08:18It's hard, right?
08:19It's hard.
08:20I don't know if I'm used to it
08:21or if it's just me.
08:23It's up to us.
08:24Because in our work,
08:25we're like,
08:26okay, you're here,
08:27do this,
08:28you're here,
08:29okay,
08:30yes, okay.
08:31It's like a robot.
08:32It's embarrassing to say no.
08:33There are those attacks
08:35where you want to give,
08:37or you want to work,
08:38even if you're tired.
08:40Things like that.
08:41It's hard for you to explain.