Saleem Albela Aur Okash Mein Hogai Ilaqay Ki Jang
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00:00Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04May God bless you.
00:05Who is this?
00:06May God bless your new set.
00:08Give him a round of applause.
00:09How did you come in?
00:10I came through the window.
00:12Was the barrier down or up?
00:14No, I was sitting on the gate.
00:15I prayed to God to bless me.
00:21Is your leg fractured?
00:22No, it's fine.
00:23God knows.
00:24Why is this basket next to you?
00:26This can happen anywhere.
00:28No, no.
00:30Anyway, we watched your show.
00:32Believe me, I watch your show on my mobile phone all day.
00:35You have a mobile phone and everything.
00:38Listen to me.
00:39Do you like Hoshiyaariyaan?
00:40Yes, I like it a lot.
00:41Do you laugh when you watch it?
00:42Yes, I laugh a lot and joke around.
00:44What if we give you a job here?
00:47Will you work?
00:48Do you want me to apply for it?
00:48No, no.
00:49Let me shave the beard of the students here.
00:52No, don't you dare.
00:53Go to the students as well.
00:54Anyway, kids, believe me.
00:56Get your degrees.
00:58Don't give it to the poor.
01:01Listen to me, poor man.
01:02I am giving you a job here.
01:04For what?
01:05For Rs. 35,000.
01:06Okay, your salary is Rs. 40,000.
01:08For a week?
01:09What?
01:10No, no.
01:11For a month.
01:12Brother, I can do it with just one gesture.
01:14What?
01:15What kind of gesture do you do?
01:17The one where the cars stop.
01:18Oh, the traffic gesture.
01:20Yes.
01:20I can get a pair of bangles and pyjamas for this much money.
01:24Believe me, I am a graceful man in your show.
01:28Which one?
01:29Is he Arzu?
01:30No, he is the one who is with me.
01:31Oh, Mr. Agha.
01:32This is Mr. Agha's show.
01:34Mr. Agha's voice is also very beautiful.
01:36I have to sing.
01:37I am telling you.
01:38Give me Rs. 40,000.
01:40Do you earn Rs. 40,000 in a day or in an hour?
01:43What is the deal?
01:44The one who says, forgive me, I will earn it in Punjab.
01:48This is the show of grace.
01:49This is the show of grace.
01:50This is the show of grace.
02:08Let me tell you the reality of the Punjabi woman.
02:10Yes.
02:11Pre-planned from my home.
02:13How about me?
02:14In the name of God, I won't even let you enter my house.
02:18What are you doing in my area?
02:20This is our area.
02:21I'm telling you, women are wanted.
02:24Wanted. Wanted.
02:25You're from Samnabad. Who sent you here?
02:27This is not my area. This is my entire world.
02:29This is the area of dogs.
02:32He's right. This is his area.
02:33This is the area of dogs. I'm telling you the truth.
02:40Are you listening to me?
02:42Come on, don't make me slap you.
02:44Mr. Arun, I'm the contractor of this area.
02:47Really? How many contractors are there in this area?
02:50Even our contractor doesn't know.
02:52Really? What do you get?
02:53Do you get what you ask for?
02:55No, I get 20% of what I ask for.
02:57Mr. Arun, food, drinks, pick and drop,
02:59kids' medical, grandparents, grandmothers,
03:02all of them are my relatives.
03:04I'm sitting here and I'm not going to hit you.
03:06You're a 40,000 rupee worker.
03:09Arun, the glass is broken. Do something.
03:12Which glass is broken? I'm sitting here.
03:14The glass of your car is broken.
03:17Keep your money safe.
03:19Okay.
03:20If you want to give it to him, give it to me.
03:21I'll tell you.
03:22I'll give it to you.
03:23Here you go.
03:24Here you go.
03:25Give it to us too.
03:26What?
03:26Give it to us too.
03:27Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.
03:28Mr. Arun, the way he's slapping me,
03:32I think he's a diamond.
03:34Do you wear such expensive jewellery?
03:35Yes.
03:36Okay, he's a different person.
03:39Give it to him.
03:40Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.
03:41He's your co-host.
03:45Dad.
03:45What?
03:46Give the food to your co-host's friend.
03:50Let me tell you something.
03:51They say that girls are bad.
03:53They forget themselves after making progress.
03:55Yes.
03:55My husband is like that.
03:56Look at me.
03:57I'm famous because of my achievements.
04:02Look, I've made progress.
04:04You're still sitting on the same seat.
04:06Thank you very much.
04:08Mr. Arun, may God bless you with a good rating.
04:12May God bless you with a good rating.
04:15What are you doing, Keepo Lal?
04:19He's just like us.
04:21He's a bad person.
04:22He's a bad person.
04:23You should've taken it from him.
04:24Why did you have to save him?
04:25Go and do your work.
04:26I don't have a broken one.
04:28What?
04:28I don't have a broken one.
04:29I'll give it to you.
04:30Give me Rs. 5000.
04:31Yes, I'll give it to you.
04:32Rs. 5000.
04:32Okay, give me Rs. 4980.
04:35Give me Rs. 20.
04:35Do you want Rs. 5000 water or me?
04:39This is Gokha's house.
04:40How much will you pay him?
04:42Rs. 10,000.
04:43Give it to me.
04:44You can take it from me.
04:47Charlie.
04:49I'm a beautiful girl.
04:52I'm a beautiful girl.
04:56I'll show you.
04:57I'm a beautiful girl.
05:00You're a fool.
05:01Who are you asking to dance?
05:05What's your relationship?
05:07I'm a fool.
05:09Who is a fool?
05:10I'll tell you.
05:10This is your area.
05:11Yes.
05:12He's a fool.
05:14By the way, Arzu.
05:15Yes.
05:15You should make a movie.
05:16You'll earn a lot of money from him.
05:19I'll make a song.
05:20You have to do that.
05:21No, no, no.
05:23I'll get you ready by getting you a tent.
05:26Mr. Agha, he's a joker.
05:27You'll have to make fun of him.
05:31Give me a green note.
05:33I'll give it to you.
05:35Give me a green note.
05:37I'll give it to you.
05:40I'm earning for you.
05:45He's earning for you.
05:46Why don't you break it?
05:51What have you started?
05:52You're lucky.
05:53God has given you a beautiful face.
05:54Look at Naseebo Lal.
05:55He's so successful.
05:56I earn more than Naseebo Lal.
05:59You must have a number.
06:00You must have a phone.
06:01Look at him.
06:02He's playing with kids' likes.
06:05He's playing with kids' likes.
06:07Now he's a big shot.
06:09I'm not playing with you.
06:13I'll give you ration.
06:15Keep the ration with you.
06:17You need it more.
06:19He's talking nonsense.
06:20Give it to me.
06:21He's wearing a colorful coat.
06:25He's playing with you.
06:26He'll give me money.
06:28I won't give him love.
06:29I'll give him all the money.
06:32He's right.
06:33Take it.
06:35He's playing with kids' likes.
06:40Give me green notes.
06:41He wants to play with you.
06:43That's why I called you.
06:45To talk to you.
06:46He's right.
06:48Come on.
06:49He used to watch you on TV.
06:52He's a shameless man.
06:55Did he clean your floor?
06:58You should ask him what he's done.
07:00Write my number.
07:02Why?
07:02Why should I write your number?
07:03Write it.
07:04He'll give you charity.
07:07He's a talent.
07:09He's not a talent.
07:10He's shameless.
07:12He'll give you 2,000 rupees.
07:14Get lost.
07:17Why are you angry?
07:18You don't look angry at all.
07:22I've heard that people turn red in anger.
07:24You've turned black.
07:26Get lost.
07:27Get lost.
07:28I'll teach you a lesson.
07:29A lesson?
07:31I don't know what she's doing.
07:35I'm going to put bricks in your car.
07:37You don't know which car I'm driving.
07:39I don't know which car you're driving.
07:43Give me 100 rupees.
07:45You've given me a lot of money.
07:47You can't take money from me.
07:50This is for my expenses.
07:53Can't you do any work?
07:55He's from your village.
07:58I can give him money.
07:59I can give him money.
08:00But, I hate beggars.
08:02Even beggars hate you.
08:15Give me something. I'll sing a song for you.
08:17Give me a pen.
08:19Give her a pen.
08:21Give me gold.
08:23Give me gold.
08:25Give me gold.
08:26Give me gold.
08:28No, no. You give me gold.
08:29Give me gold.
08:30I'll sing a song for you.
08:35Chaudhary, give me this.
08:37This is a beautiful jacket.
08:38Don't wear this jacket.
08:39It'll become a diaper for girls.
08:41Get lost.
08:42What happened?
08:42Don't you have any work?
08:44I've given the pen to the committee.
08:47Give me your heart.
08:49Give me your heart.
08:50I don't care about your heart.
08:53It's been three months.
08:55I don't get my salary.
08:56I don't have money.
08:58Give me something.
09:00Give me Rs. 500.
09:00Give me Rs. 400.
09:07Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.
09:08We'll meet again after the break.