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00:00What is this?
00:02What is this?
00:04Why sir?
00:06What is this?
00:08Jalebis.
00:10What else?
00:12For you?
00:14Hey boy!
00:16Yes?
00:18Go and tell him to give me jalebis.
00:20I am doing it here.
00:22I can't touch it.
00:24Where do you keep it?
00:26Here.
00:28It's a document.
00:30It's a document.
00:32It's a document.
00:34It's a document.
00:36Bring it here.
00:38Bring it here.
00:40Your arms are long.
00:42Yes.
00:48Why did you bring jalebis on the set?
00:50Today is the 40th of Saur.
00:52He eats jalebis.
00:54He eats jalebis on the condition of our fair.
00:56If a snake bites him,
00:58he dies.
01:00Sir, my arms are not that long.
01:02Please come here and give me jalebis.
01:04I won't come to you.
01:06I am not a witch.
01:08If your arms are not that long,
01:10try it with your tongue.
01:12Then she will bring jalebis from the shop.
01:14Then she will bring jalebis from the shop.
01:16Mr. Salim, where are your jalebis?
01:20How many times should I tell you?
01:22I can't touch it.
01:24I will keep it here.
01:26If someone comes to know about the jalebi,
01:28Salim will be in trouble.
01:34Hello, brother.
01:36Out.
01:38Why are you out?
01:40Don't save our man.
01:42Agha Sahab will die if he doesn't apply the medicine.
01:44What happened?
01:46I have added poison in the jalebis.
01:48It is the antidote.
01:50What?
01:52Who are you?
01:53I am a scientist.
01:54The mad scientist.
01:55What was in the jalebi?
01:56Don't worry about the poison.
01:58It was for him.
01:59And it was in a lot of quantity.
02:01Oh, oh.
02:02I am eating it, dad.
02:04Oh, my friend.
02:06Look at me.
02:07He keeps hitting me.
02:08This is also a joke.
02:09Oh, my friend.
02:10You are making your friend eat poison.
02:12You are a murderer.
02:13I am not a murderer.
02:14You have to make such small sacrifices
02:15for science and technology.
02:17What the hell.
02:18Call him.
02:19Call him.
02:20Call 1122.
02:21Call him.
02:22Call him.
02:23Call him.
02:24Sir, don't call him.
02:25Arrange a vehicle for me.
02:261122.
02:27I am calling 1122 for you.
02:28And for him.
02:29Sir, call him.
02:30Call him.
02:31There is no need to call anyone.
02:32I can save him in 15 minutes.
02:33How is that?
02:34I have his antidote.
02:35And the problem is that
02:36his antidote is nowhere in the world.
02:37I have made this poison.
02:38And I have made the antidote.
02:39Sir, quickly give me this injection.
02:40Don't worry.
02:41Give it to me.
02:42Friend, you have 15 minutes.
02:4315 minutes.
02:4415 minutes.
02:4515 minutes.
02:4615 minutes.
02:4715 minutes.
02:48I am going to find my aunt.
02:49Call her.
02:50Call her.
02:51Sir.
02:52You have 15 minutes.
02:53Give me the password of YouTube.
02:54It's not working.
02:55No.
02:56Mr. Salim, don't worry.
02:57I don't get involved in
02:58blackmailing people.
02:59No.
03:00Sir, why are you saying like this?
03:01Come.
03:02My parents are here.
03:03Fine.
03:04Fine.
03:05Sir, don't give poison.
03:06We may die.
03:07I am giving you food.
03:08We will die.
03:09We will die.
03:10We will die.
03:11If you want to live,
03:12you may die.
03:13You may not die.
03:14But you must live.
03:15You won't die.
03:16He won't die.
03:17The more he eats, the more he gets fat.
03:20The bigger the dose is, the more he'll go to Salim.
03:23Sir, this was for Mr. Agha. I'll give him a small dose of it.
03:25Sir, if he brings all of this to me,
03:28I'll have to test it again and tell him that it's water for the lungs.
03:32Agha.
03:33I'm feeling sick.
03:35Oh, my bad luck.
03:37Come, let's have some sweets.
03:40Why are you getting worried unnecessarily?
03:42You have nine minutes left.
03:43Will this dose fall on Salim's arm?
03:45No.
03:47No.
03:49Not on the arm?
03:51No, it's not on the arm.
03:52Let me die.
03:54You want to die? Okay, bye.
03:56No, no. Listen to me.
03:57Go, go.
03:58Look, you're getting worried.
04:00I'll do it like this.
04:01Don't waste it.
04:03Don't waste it.
04:05It's not about wasting it. It's a lot of dose.
04:07A lot of dose.
04:08A lot of dose.
04:09Salim, do something for science and technology.
04:12Do you feel a little pain in your head?
04:13Yes, I do.
04:15Yes, yes.
04:16What are you doing?
04:17You're blowing air.
04:18Oh, man.
04:19Don't waste it.
04:20Don't worry.
04:22A little dose is enough.
04:23A little dose is enough.
04:24You have a lot of nose as well.
04:26Oh, God.
04:27Salim, do you feel pain in your kidney?
04:29Yes, a little.
04:30That's your problem.
04:33Do you feel pain behind your eyes?
04:35Yes, I do.
04:36Yes, yes, yes.
04:37Why are you wasting it?
04:39What are you doing? A little dose is enough.
04:41What do you know about Salim Alwaila
04:42that you want to kill him?
04:44There's no enmity.
04:45Then why?
04:46Mr. Arun, I'm actually making a poison
04:49which will be used as a vaccine later.
04:51It will save people's lives.
04:53Okay.
04:54Salim is serving humanity right now.
04:56Okay.
04:57Salim, do you hear voices in your ears?
04:59Yes, yes.
05:00Do you hear old women's voices?
05:01Yes, yes.
05:02Are they abusing you?
05:03Yes, yes.
05:04She's a grandma.
05:06Do you feel pain here in front of your nose?
05:08Here?
05:09Yes, I do.
05:10Oh, yes.
05:11Why are you wasting it?
05:13You're wasting it.
05:14Don't do it.
05:16I'm not wasting it.
05:18It's enough to save you.
05:20He's not wasting it.
05:21He's spraying it as a decoction.
05:22What?
05:23Hey!
05:24Don't waste it.
05:26All of you will have to fulfil my demands.
05:27For example?
05:28First of all, demands.
05:30Mr. Taisheer, recite a couplet.
05:32Please waste it a little.
05:35Hey, hey!
05:36Mr. Taisheer.
05:37Mr. Taisheer.
05:38Please recite a couplet.
05:40Don't waste it.
05:41It's looking good.
05:42You're right.
05:43Hey!
05:44Mr. Taisheer.
05:45Mr. Taisheer, recite a couplet.
05:46I'm not in the mood to recite a couplet today.
05:48Hey!
05:49Don't waste it.
05:50Don't waste it.
05:51Mr. Taisheer.
05:52Don't worry.
05:53It's enough to save you.
05:54Mr. Taisheer, I have small kids.
05:56And they too have small kids.
05:58There's nothing bigger than small kids like you.
06:00Okay, you don't want to fulfil these demands.
06:02Yes.
06:03Let's fulfil one more demand.
06:04Yes.
06:05Let's recite a funny couplet for Mr. Sareem.
06:06Mr. Taisheer.
06:08It's 12.45 now.
06:09I'm having a fever as a drunkard.
06:12Hey!
06:13Hey!
06:14Don't waste it.
06:15I'll become a drunkard.
06:16Yes.
06:17I'll definitely wear a pant in half an hour.
06:19Yes.
06:20Mr. Agha is not in the mood to live.
06:21He has never become a drunkard.
06:23Okay.
06:24Hey, don't waste it.
06:27You don't have to waste it.
06:28It's enough to save you.
06:29I've already told you.
06:30Who is he? He's a doctor.
06:31You don't have to waste it.
06:32My next demand.
06:34What?
06:35Recite a great couplet for me.
06:36Oh, I'm dead.
06:37Oh, I'm dead.
06:38Hey, don't listen to him.
06:40I'll listen to your father.
06:42Yes, I'll listen to him.
06:43Recite a great couplet for Saleem.
06:44He's the only one who can do it.
06:46Oh, I'm dead.
06:47Oh, I'm dead.
06:48Oh, I'm dead.
06:49That's enough.
06:50It's not a big deal.
06:51I'll listen to him.
06:53Forgive me, Mr. Bholia.
06:55Mr. Saleem.
06:56It's not a big deal.
06:57Oh!
06:58And listen to me carefully.
06:59Okay.
07:00If I want to marry you,
07:01then I want you to follow me.
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:06He's not doing it on purpose.
07:08I'll forgive him.
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh!
07:12And listen to me carefully.
07:15If I..
07:18If I make you wear a dress,
07:20it will become someone else's.
07:23Oh, Mr. Bholia, please forgive me.
07:25I swear on my mother, I'm dead.
07:27Oh!
07:28I don't understand.
07:30It's the 16th minute.
07:31Why isn't he dead yet?
07:32I don't know.
07:33I hope he doesn't want the sweets.
07:35No, no.
07:37He's dead.
07:38What happened?
07:39He drank the antidote.
07:40It's poison.