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Saleem Albela Aur Vicky Nay Agha Majid Ko Ghar Say Be-Ghar Kardiya

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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, in 2021, a professor from the University of Texas, Adrian Ward,
00:27has conducted a research and the results are enough for us to open our eyes.
00:34In this regard, the internet has destroyed the most important thing in the human body,
00:42and that is your mind.
00:45The internet is exploiting this organ day by day and after a few years,
00:52if this speed continues, then the intelligence of the human brain will be so low
00:59that even today's people will not be able to recognize how much intelligence they had.
01:05For example, when there were no calculators, people's mathematics was very strong.
01:12They used to calculate very fast.
01:14The brain is such a muscle that if you use it, it will be powerful.
01:19The more you start using it, any part of the body, arm, leg, whatever it is,
01:26the less you use it, the more it will be exploited.
01:29Because of the internet, we do not study, we do not acquire knowledge,
01:34we do not sit with people in their company, we do not listen to them.
01:38Whatever we want, whatever we want to know, we get it from Google, from the internet.
01:43That is why we do not put much pressure or burden on our brains these days.
01:48And the human brain is slowly shrinking.
01:51Its intelligence is decreasing.
01:53Try to avoid this.
01:55And there is only one way, talk to people who are more educated than you,
01:59who are more knowledgeable, and try to gain knowledge yourself through books.
02:03Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:07Today, let's take you to the cave of a fake actor and see what is happening in his den.
02:20Dude, the duster you are holding in your hand, do you do magic with this?
02:27Where did you learn magic from? This is a trick, not magic.
02:30Who is doing a trick?
02:31I am doing a trick.
02:33Is this a trick?
02:35Who is doing a trick?
02:37I am saying this is a trick.
02:39Yes, it is a trick.
02:42Mr. Haroon, his assistant is sitting next to him. What happened to him?
02:46Dude, you were a good Farba.
02:48You had a lot of hair too.
02:50He is sitting like a fool.
02:52Oh.
02:54He is lost.
02:55Okay, what did you say, what do you want to do?
02:57I had taught him.
02:58What did you say?
02:59I had taught him.
03:07No, no, read this.
03:08What did you read?
03:09Read the opposite.
03:10Read the opposite.
03:11I had two pieces of flour, I had three houses.
03:18Okay, what is in this black box?
03:20A child is trapped in this.
03:23Why is the child trapped?
03:24Should I call the police?
03:25No, no, no.
03:26Free that child.
03:27Not a child?
03:28Yes.
03:29Not a child.
03:30Yes.
03:31What yes?
03:32There is a person in this.
03:33He is a complete brother.
03:35If he is a complete brother, then why is he in this?
03:37He looks like a child.
03:39Okay.
03:40His family says he has a lot of power.
03:42Okay.
03:43I have seen him.
03:44Yes.
03:45I have brought his account.
03:46What?
03:47He doesn't have power.
03:48He is a criminal.
03:49Oh.
03:50Okay.
03:51It is possible that he has power.
03:53Oh, so much power.
03:54He has so much human power.
03:55It is not possible.
03:56What would he do?
03:57Sir, he would climb mountains.
03:59So, humans climb mountains?
04:01Yes.
04:02Look at Sherpas.
04:03They reach without oxygen.
04:04Yes.
04:05He is saying that people climb mountains.
04:06You are saying that he is a criminal.
04:08I am saying that he is a criminal.
04:09I am saying.
04:10Yes.
04:11Then he looks like a criminal and I look like a criminal.
04:12Oh.
04:13Yes.
04:16Amil baba, the boy who was there earlier was very talkative.
04:19Yes.
04:20He is very obedient.
04:21What have you done?
04:22Hey, if someone else's wife comes in this, then she will go somewhere else.
04:25Brother, I don't know him completely.
04:27I am respecting him.
04:28I will move away little by little.
04:33He is a criminal.
04:35No, it is not possible for me.
04:36Yes.
04:37He has a lot of power.
04:39Really?
04:40He can lift a stone from a mountain.
04:43This is not a big deal.
04:44It is the work of the liver.
04:45If you have a liver, you can even throw the moon from the sky.
04:49It is all about science.
04:51He is saying that everything can be done with the liver.
04:55You saw the man first.
04:56You didn't see Mr. Mirteji.
04:58Now, should I see the man or you?
05:03Then show me who this man is.
05:05Get up, kid.
05:06He is Shukra.
05:08Well done.
05:09Show me.
05:10Be careful.
05:11What is the problem?
05:12Keep your hand on your heart.
05:13Open your eyes.
05:14Show me.
05:17Hey, look at some decent man.
05:20Hey, take him out.
05:21I think he is a decent man.
05:22Don't you dare.
05:23Get out.
05:24Don't you dare.
05:25Take him out.
05:26Let him stay inside.
05:29Sir, I agree that he is a genie.
05:31Why?
05:32He is an old man.
05:34Don't talk rubbish.
05:35He is a dangerous genie.
05:41I will teach you a lesson.
05:44You are talking rubbish.
05:49Come here.
05:50Greetings, sir.
05:51Greetings, kid.
05:53Sit down.
05:54Sit down.
05:56Sit down.
05:57Sit down.
05:58I have to go to the doctor.
05:59Then why have you brought him here?
06:00Move.
06:01Move.
06:02I have to go to the fort.
06:09Sir.
06:10Yes.
06:11He has come to meet you.
06:13What is his name?
06:14Liaqat.
06:15Is he your brother?
06:16No.
06:17He is my husband.
06:18Sir.
06:19He has a genie inside him.
06:20Oh, God.
06:21Oh, God.
06:22Oh, God.
06:23Liaqat, come here.
06:24Come here.
06:25Oh, God.
06:27I think he is a genie.
06:28He is a genie.
06:30Tell me.
06:31How can you be so sure?
06:33Have you consulted a doctor?
06:34I have got all his tests done.
06:36He is absolutely fine.
06:37Check his T20.
06:40Mr. Haroon washes his clothes.
06:42He keeps them on the terrace for drying.
06:44He goes there and rubs them on the ground.
06:46I have already kept them there.
06:48Keep them there.
06:52This is a good idea.
06:53Keep them there first.
06:54Oh, God.
06:55Liaqat.
06:56What is this?
06:57Oh, God.
06:58He is a genie.
07:00Liaqat, come here.
07:02He is talking nonsense.
07:03Give him a slap.
07:04He will be fine.
07:05Look, such mischievous acts are not a problem.
07:09There are some things in which chemicals are not enough.
07:13He is a psychotic patient.
07:15Oh, God.
07:16Oh, God.
07:17Oh, God.
07:18Oh, God.
07:19Oh, God.
07:20He is talking nonsense in the form of a genie.
07:23Don't worry, kid.
07:25Liaqat will become a genie.
07:27Kid.
07:28Yes, dad.
07:29Hold him and bring him here.
07:31Bring him here.
07:32Come.
07:33Come, son.
07:34Bring him here.
07:36Give me your thumb, kid.
07:41Yes, kid.
07:42Yes, kid.
07:43He is a genie.
07:47You made a mistake.
07:50Leave.
07:51I won't leave.
07:52Leave.
07:53I won't leave.
07:54You can do whatever you want.
07:55I won't leave.
07:56I am telling you.
07:57I will break your face.
08:02If someone else sits outside, he will become a genie.
08:05What can I do?
08:06I am not a genie.
08:09Don't talk nonsense.
08:10Don't talk nonsense.
08:11I will break your face.
08:12I will slap you.
08:16Mr. Harooq, why do these people do this at the end of their mantras?
08:24Actually, when you read hypnotism, you get to know that there are some sounds that are triggers for you.
08:30They affect your brain in such a way that hypnotism is such a thing that it mouths your brain.
08:36They can make you do whatever they want.
08:38They just have to trigger you.
08:40And these sounds are for the trigger.
08:42So if I want to eat food from Irza, I will tell him that I want to eat food from you.
08:47Will she feed me?
08:48No, I think you haven't digested it yet.
08:52This means that you don't want to come near me.
08:56I don't want to come near you.
08:57I don't want to come near you.
08:58Give me the needle.
09:00Where do I have to bring it?
09:01On your arm.
09:03Give it to me.
09:07I am dead.
09:08I am dead.
09:09It's okay.
09:10It's okay.
09:12He says it's okay.
09:13It's a new thing, isn't it?
09:16Do you want another needle?
09:19Give it to me.
09:20Give it to me.
09:22I am emotional.
09:23Give it to me.
09:26Come forward.
09:35Who is he?
09:36Who is he?
09:37He was inside you.
09:38He was a jinn.
09:40Yes.
09:43No, no, no.
09:44You are lying.
09:45No, no, no.
09:46He was the one.
09:47How did he come inside him?
09:48I don't know.
09:49It's been three to four years.
09:50I am not able to straighten my legs.
09:56He was a jinn.
09:57Yes, yes.
09:58Let me tell you.
09:59I can eat a lot of food.
10:00Listen to me.
10:01Okay.
10:02Do you know why I am standing here?
10:04Do you know?
10:05Yes, I do.
10:06May God never let anyone's house get destroyed.
10:07Give me a month's rent.
10:09Yes.
10:10How much rent do you have?
10:11It's been inside me for two and a half years.
10:13It's your fault.
10:14Why?
10:15You should have given me a notice two months ago.
10:19You are so shameless.
10:20You didn't even let me wear my shoes.
10:22I ran barefoot.
10:24He is such a jinn.
10:25He is like an old man.
10:33I am feeling better now.
10:34Right?
10:35You are feeling better.
10:36Yes.
10:37Babaji.
10:38Yes.
10:39Thank you very much.
10:40Babaji, lock this jinn in the pot.
10:41No, son.
10:42I can't ruin the pot.
10:43I will do it in an emergency.
10:45Give me my money.
10:46Don't lock him in the shed.
10:47I will kill him.
10:48Babaji, he is a shepherd.
10:49Who is your father to lock him in the shed?
10:52You have never been to hell.
10:56Who is that man inside you?
10:58They say he has a jinn inside him.
11:00He has a jinn inside him.
11:01His family says he is very powerful.
11:03He says he is not powerful.
11:05He is small.
11:06He has a jinn inside him.
11:07Jinn.
11:08Take him out.
11:12Ramnath.
11:14Be careful.
11:15Well done.
11:16How are you?
11:19What happened?
11:21He is so powerful.
11:24Come forward.
11:25Dollymon.
11:27Dollymon.
11:31Oh God.
11:32Oh God.
11:35Leave his hand.
11:37What is it?
11:38He is so powerful.
11:40I am scared.
11:42Oh my God.
11:45I am not real.
11:46I am just saying.
11:47Hey, move.
11:50What happened, Mr. Hirul?
11:51Yes.
11:52Do you understand?
11:53He is very powerful.
11:54He is so powerful.
11:55You are doing this.
11:56He is like a child.
11:57Come forward.
11:58Come forward.
12:00Greetings.
12:02Greetings.
12:03He has become a soft jinn.
12:07I am hungry.
12:09Where is the feeder?
12:12There is no feeder.
12:13I have kept 10 kilos of meat inside.
12:15Is it?
12:16Yes.
12:23I will tell you something.
12:24Yes.
12:25I am very thankful to you.
12:26I will stay inside for some time.
12:28Yes.
12:29But he is not a good person.
12:30What?
12:33I will tell you something.
12:34Tell me.
12:35It is about inside.
12:36Let him stay inside.
12:37It is okay.
12:38Let him stay inside.
12:39Let him go inside.
12:40Oh God.
12:41Let him go inside.
12:42Yes.
12:43He wants me to stay inside.
12:44Otherwise, he will tell you.
12:46I will give him Rs. 2100.
12:47I will give him Rs. 2100.
12:48Okay.
12:49I will give him Rs. 2100.
12:52Will you go inside?
12:53No, I won't go inside.
12:54Come on.
12:55Listen to me.
12:56Yes.
12:57There is a phone number.
12:58Haleef Electrician.
12:59Is he there?
13:00He is not an electrician.
13:01He is a friend of a company.
13:03No, he is not an electrician.
13:05Who is that girl?
13:07I will tell you something.
13:09Oh God.
13:11Believe me.
13:12I will tell you the truth.
13:14She has 2-3 kids inside.
13:18I will go inside.
13:19Okay.
13:20Come to my place.
13:21No.
13:22I am thankful to you.
13:23You have kept him inside.
13:24Whatever you are doing..
13:25..you are a bigger fool than me.
13:28Mr. Haroon.
13:29Once I picked up the phone of Haleef Electrician.
13:31Then?
13:32Mom, tell me.
13:33Which electrician says..
13:35..that my father is not there?
13:37He will be there.
13:38Everyone says the same thing.
13:44Listen.
13:46Give him a month's time.
13:47Okay.
13:48Find a new guy in two months.
13:49You will stay inside.
13:50I will find him.
13:51Okay?
13:52What if he doesn't come out?
13:53Then?
13:54I will tell you something.
13:55Hold this.
13:56I will give you this money.
13:57Okay.
13:58If he doesn't come out..
13:59..then you will go.
14:00Okay.
14:01I will beat you.
14:02Come on.
14:03Yes.
14:04Come on.
14:05Come on.
14:09Let's go.
14:11I will go.
14:12But I am talking about one month.
14:1430 days.
14:16If I don't find a place in these days..
14:19..I will give you more advance.
14:20Then I will stay here.
14:24Tell me.
14:26He goes inside to set things.
14:34Go.
14:36Come, son.
14:38Father.
14:40Greetings, father.
14:41Greetings, father.
14:42Greetings.
14:46Is this the king?
14:48Yes.
14:54Who are you?
14:56I am his old disciple.
14:58Why are you his disciple?
14:59Who is this Jobdabaz?
15:01Don't say anything against my father.
15:03My father was a rich man.
15:04How?
15:05I didn't have a business.
15:06I came to my father.
15:08He chanted mantras on me.
15:09And my business started.
15:10He chanted mantras.
15:11Yes.
15:12After that you must have collected money..
15:14..from somewhere for business.
15:15Yes, I did.
15:16And you must have worked hard in business.
15:18Obviously, I have to do that.
15:21What is so special about your father?
15:23If my father doesn't chant mantras..
15:25..then my business will never be successful.
15:26How?
15:27Sir, it takes decades to learn a job.
15:32So how long have you been here?
15:34How long have I been here?
15:35It's been an hour.
15:41And why have you come here?
15:42My cousins got married.
15:44My elders got married too.
15:46My younger ones got married too.
15:47My sisters got married too.
15:49You can't get married on your own.
15:51Is he educated?
15:52No, he is not educated.
15:53Why didn't you send him to school?
15:54I told him to go to school.
15:56He said he won't go.
15:58He won't go.
15:59But he still said he won't go.
16:01Okay. So he is not educated.
16:03Does he earn or does he do business?
16:05No, he doesn't do business.
16:07Why?
16:08It's surprising that he doesn't do business.
16:10Then why doesn't he get married?
16:14Why doesn't he do business?
16:16I have given him a job.
16:17Yes.
16:18I have given him a job.
16:19He said he won't go.
16:20He won't go.
16:21He won't go.
16:23Tell me something.
16:25He must be getting a lot of money from his father.
16:28Do you have a lot of money?
16:30No, no.
16:31He is my son.
16:33You don't have anything.
16:34Why?
16:35I was also his son.
16:38Then why do you get married?
16:40What do you tell him?
16:42What are the qualities of a child?
16:44Money?
16:45Education?
16:46Knowledge?
16:47Anything.
16:48Has he ever got a job?
16:50I once got a job in a bank.
16:53What did you get?
16:54I got a guard job.
16:55Then?
16:56I once got a job in a bank.
16:57Oh.
16:59I think it's a bad omen.
17:01If you get a job in a bank,
17:02many elders will start crying.
17:05I was sitting in the AC room.
17:08My dear son is throwing candles outside.
17:13It was a guard job, right?
17:15He didn't have a chair or a bed.
17:18Who will give him a bed?
17:20Why will he get a bed?
17:22He has a gun in his hand.
17:24It's a bad omen.
17:26Why does a guard need a gun?
17:29The next day, I was determined to get a job.
17:33My dear son said,
17:35I don't want to go.
17:36I don't want to go.
17:37I said, okay.
17:40How do you manage your daily expenses?
17:44I don't know.
17:45I don't know any choreographer.
17:47What is a choreographer?
17:49Are you a surgeon?
17:50Yes, I am a surgeon.
17:51I do pressure with Naseebo Lal's songs.
17:59Viewers, this is a small break.
18:01We will meet again after the break.
18:03You are his brother.
18:04This is confirmed.
18:05Is that true?
18:06Yes.
18:07Did Kishore ever tell you that you look alike?
18:08Yes, many times.
18:09There is a difference in the nose.
18:11You can see the nose from so far.
18:14I don't know.
18:15I don't know.
18:16It's Koki's job.
18:18Yes, brother.
18:19Whenever we go to the terrace,
18:20we come to show our pride.
18:22Yes.
18:23What kind of people come to burn our hearts.
18:26Wow.
18:27Wow.
18:28Very good.

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