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00:00Tonight, Chidori vs. Kamaitachi!
00:05Kamai Presents Jumbo Game Battle!
00:09Welcome to Chidori vs. Kamaitachi!
00:12Thank you for having us!
00:14Tonight is the last show of the year.
00:17Thank you for the past year.
00:20It's a big greeting.
00:23The kanpei is weird.
00:25What is it?
00:26It's a kanpei for Mr. Minamoto.
00:29Tonight's show is the end-of-the-year Jumbo Game Battle!
00:36We'll do our best to end the year with a great show.
00:41Chidori vs. Kamaitachi.
00:43The water is so big!
00:45The water is so big!
00:47The way you laugh is so small.
00:49It's all Jumbo!
00:52The first Jumbo Battle is the Jumbo Beach Ballet!
00:58It's a 2m long beach ball.
01:02The team that scores 3 points wins.
01:04The beach ballet is only allowed up to 3 touches.
01:09This time, it's allowed up to 5 touches.
01:12The beach ballet is usually done on the beach.
01:15Who's going to serve?
01:17We will.
01:19Why are you so...
01:21Don't accept it.
01:24Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
01:26I want to do it.
01:28Rock-paper-scissors.
01:29I'm embarrassed.
01:31Who's going to serve?
01:32Nobu will.
01:34Daigo is really good at it.
01:36Go.
01:37I'm going to do it.
01:39I'm going to do it.
01:40Of course.
01:41You're the team leader.
01:42I'm going to serve.
01:43Let's do it.
01:44Rock-paper-scissors.
01:48I won.
01:49Good.
01:53What's wrong?
01:54We both lost.
01:57Let's lift it up.
02:00It's big.
02:02I'm going to do it.
02:03I'm going to do it.
02:04It's a serve.
02:05Jumbo Beach Ballet.
02:06Start.
02:07One, two.
02:08Yamaguchi.
02:10One, two.
02:12Yamaguchi.
02:13Yamaguchi.
02:17It's too heavy.
02:19I was surprised.
02:21I'm going to hold it.
02:23Hamae, you go up.
02:24I'm going to do it.
02:30If I can get it back, I win.
02:32If Hamae goes up, I win.
02:34Okay.
02:35Everyone on earth,
02:36cheer up for me.
02:38It's an electric ball.
02:40What's next?
02:42What?
02:45It's an electric ball.
02:48Hamae, you go up.
02:50It's an electric ball.
02:52It's an electric ball.
02:54You get something.
02:55Hamae, you go up.
02:56Everyone on earth,
02:58cheer up for me.
03:02The old man in the park,
03:04cheer up for me.
03:07It's a good one.
03:10Jumbo Beach Ballet.
03:12Start.
03:13One, two.
03:16Nomura, you go up.
03:20It's dangerous.
03:22It's not a comedy.
03:26Where does it hurt?
03:27The wrist?
03:28The spine.
03:30It's the spine.
03:31It hurts now.
03:32Okay.
03:33Two people.
03:34I'll give it to you once.
03:35Or I'll give it back to you suddenly.
03:37You can give it back to me suddenly.
03:39Everyone on earth,
03:41cheer up for me.
03:45Chawanmushi, the Japanese restaurant,
03:47put more bean paste on it.
03:50One, two.
03:52Yamauchi, you go up.
03:55Yamauchi, you go up.
03:59Yamauchi, you go up.
04:01Three people.
04:03Three, four.
04:05Yamauchi, you go up.
04:07No.
04:10Okay.
04:11Hamae.
04:13I got it.
04:14You do the fingers.
04:16What do you do?
04:17Do you quit jumbo?
04:18I'm the thumb, but it's funny.
04:21It's a great gag.
04:22This is a match point.
04:23One, two.
04:24Okay.
04:28Everyone on earth,
04:30cheer up for me.
04:32He went ahead.
04:36Kind mothers,
04:38put a towel on the child.
04:41I can do this.
04:43No damage.
04:45Okay.
04:48Everyone on earth, cheer up for me.
04:50Yamauchi, you go up.
04:52Yamauchi, you go up.
04:54Three, four.
04:57Hamae.
04:59I won.
05:01Three, two, one.
05:02The winner of the jumbo beach volleyball match is Chidori.
05:09I had another one.
05:13Let me borrow it.
05:14No.
05:15Let me borrow it.
05:16No.
05:19I had another one.
05:20No.
05:21I had another one.
05:22No.
05:27Everyone on earth,
05:28cheer up for me.
05:31Everyone,
05:33give me a little D point.
05:38Give me a little D point.
05:41Amazing.
05:44It was stuck.
05:47It can't be separated.
05:49The ball is not enough.
05:54The next jumbo match is Jumbo Jenga.
05:59One person from each team will be hung from the top with a wire.
06:02According to the other team's instructions,
06:04they will challenge a 3-meter high cardboard jumbo jenga.
06:08The person who defeats the jenga will lose.
06:12Wire?
06:13Which one is the wire?
06:14I'll go.
06:15Why?
06:16It's fast.
06:17It's fast as usual.
06:19It's a little light.
06:20You'll go, right?
06:22Either way is fine.
06:23Either way is fine?
06:25There is such an answer.
06:26Because he is a big man.
06:27Yes.
06:28I thought it would be interesting to hang a bigger one.
06:31I thought it would be interesting to hang a bigger one.
06:33Then let's do that.
06:35Either way is fine.
06:36He is a big man.
06:38Kamai and his team will go first.
06:40Let's go.
06:42Jumbo Jenga, start.
06:44What about the mat?
06:46No.
06:48I've never seen it.
06:49It's a variety show.
06:50I don't give instructions,
06:51but the wire team from Taiwan.
06:53The wire team from Taiwan?
06:55It's a little Japanese.
06:56It's a little Japanese.
06:59Let's start with Hamae.
07:00Yes.
07:01There are people watching like that.
07:02Be careful.
07:03The recording time is about this long.
07:06I want to feel the relaxation.
07:08Please raise it a little more.
07:11Are you okay?
07:12I'm sorry.
07:13There may be a mat.
07:15It's a big manual.
07:18That's right.
07:19What is there?
07:20You just hold it like a man.
07:22That's right.
07:24Do you just hold the rope with one hand?
07:26He slipped his hand.
07:28It's over.
07:29Let's pull out one.
07:31The upper one should be lighter,
07:33so it should be easy to pull out.
07:34Let it bloom around there.
07:35Okay.
07:38It's shaking a lot.
07:40It's over if it collapses.
07:41It's over if the fifth one collapses.
07:43Do you want to lower it?
07:44Lower it a little.
07:45Please lower it a little.
07:47A little more.
07:48A little more.
07:49That's the instruction.
07:50Okay.
07:51Stop.
07:52Go ahead.
07:53It went there.
07:56It went there.
07:59It's a little embarrassing.
08:02It's over if it collapses.
08:03It's a little embarrassing.
08:04Do your best.
08:06I can't reach it perfectly.
08:09Okay.
08:10Just push it out.
08:11It's dangerous.
08:12It's shaking.
08:13It's shaking.
08:14It's okay.
08:15You can do it.
08:16Give me a stick.
08:18I see.
08:19He was doing it without a stick.
08:20He was doing it without a stick.
08:25It went there.
08:26Okay.
08:28It's shaking.
08:29It's shaking.
08:30Okay.
08:31It's okay.
08:34It's shaking.
08:38Okay.
08:39It's dangerous.
08:40It's dangerous.
08:41It's dangerous.
08:42Nobu, it's your turn.
08:43Okay.
08:44Please instruct him.
08:45Please do it here.
08:46Nobu can't do it.
08:47Okay.
08:48Nobu can't do it.
08:49He must be frightened.
08:50It's dangerous.
08:51It hurts.
08:52My chest hurts.
08:54What is it?
08:55It's about my chest.
08:56It's about your chest.
08:57I can't do it.
08:58Don't push it.
08:59Don't push it.
09:02Don't push it like you're backing out.
09:05Don't do it like you're backing out.
09:07Don't do it like you're backing out.
09:08Look at my back.
09:09I'm not going to do it.
09:10Look at my back.
09:11Nobu, you're too low.
09:12Well,
09:13You're too low.
09:14Don't push people.
09:16Is it a walking stick?
09:18It looks like he's going to fall.
09:20I think you should go lower.
09:22He's going to fall.
09:24He's going to fall.
09:25I see.
09:26Lower, lower.
09:27The other way around.
09:28Please lower it.
09:29Lower it.
09:30Mission Impossible.
09:32Mission Impossible.
09:33Let's go.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:36Wait, wait, wait.
09:38Okay, okay.
09:39Wait a minute.
09:40I'm tired.
09:41Wait, wait, Daigo.
09:42That's more tiring.
09:43I can stand up.
09:44This is...
09:48This is the rule that you can't be ignored.
09:50I don't know anything about what's fun.
09:53This is scary.
09:54This is scary.
09:55It's scary.
09:56Even if you go up, the next thing you want to do is around here.
09:58I want to go around here.
10:00It's a laughing stock.
10:03Here.
10:04Here.
10:06You're harnessed.
10:08But definitely...
10:09No, no, it's not.
10:10How about a bridge?
10:11You can hit the ball with your hand.
10:15I see.
10:17You hit the ball with your hand.
10:18Don't hit the ball with a hard ball.
10:20It's hard.
10:21It's going to the edge.
10:22Don't hit the ball with a hard ball.
10:23It's going to the edge.
10:24Ouch!
10:25Please don't hit the ball with a hard ball.
10:27That's right.
10:28That's the only weapon I have.
10:31That's the worst.
10:32I can do this.
10:36You didn't hit the ball with a hard ball.
10:38How many games have you played?
10:41This is the last.
10:44Please take it off.
10:46Please take it off.
10:47What?
10:48Don't return it.
10:50What are you doing?
10:53We are not stupid brothers.
10:56Take it off.
10:57Okay.
11:00I have to hit the ball the next time.
11:03That's right.
11:04You have to hit the ball so that your opponent collapses.
11:06Did you take it off?
11:08That's how you do it.
11:12That's how you do it.
11:14Let's speed it up.
11:16He's doing it.
11:18This is pretty good.
11:20This is Kamae's turn.
11:24He's going to fall.
11:26He's not going to fall.
11:28This is good.
11:30This is pretty good.
11:32This is pretty good.
11:34Let's do the other side.
11:36This is pretty good.
11:38Please open it.
11:40That's dangerous!
11:42That's dangerous!
11:44That's dangerous!
11:46That's safe.
11:48Please open it.
11:50Can you open it more?
11:52I've opened it too much!
11:54I've opened it too much!
11:56I've opened it too much!
11:58I can't breathe!
12:00I can't breathe!
12:02This is scary.
12:04This is really scary.
12:06If you see it up close, it's really big!
12:08If you push this, it's dangerous.
12:11Please lower it a little.
12:14Don't attack the right side.
12:16Lower it a little.
12:18Lower it a little more.
12:20This is a win.
12:22Can you go around here to the right?
12:24You've already won.
12:26Pull it!
12:28I'm going to tear it!
12:30You've already won.
12:32If you pull me to that point, I'll turn into a bird!
12:34You're trying not to hit me.
12:36I'll turn into a bird!
12:38I'll turn into a bird!
12:40That's funny.
12:42If you hit me, I'll turn into a bird.
12:44I'll turn into a bird!
12:46I can't do this sideways.
12:48He's aiming for that spot.
12:50Oh, he did it!
12:52I'm going that way.
12:54Please open up a little.
12:56Okay, stop.
12:58It's there.
13:00What is it?
13:02He brought a board.
13:04Didn't you hit me from there?
13:06I didn't hit you.
13:08You're kind of dented.
13:10I'm hitting you.
13:12Here I go.
13:14Oh, he did it.
13:16Okay!
13:18Well, that's about it.
13:20All right!
13:22All right, all right, all right.
13:24This is bad.
13:26But I guess I have no choice but to go that way.
13:28Okay.
13:30Please open up.
13:32It's dangerous.
13:34Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
13:36It's high, it's high, it's high.
13:38Where do you think you can go?
13:40A little lower.
13:42A little lower?
13:44It's dangerous.
13:46It's lower than this.
13:48It's dangerous.
13:50Please lower it a little more.
13:52Okay, okay.
13:54It's dangerous everywhere.
13:56All right, all right.
13:58A little more.
14:00All right, all right.
14:02Lower it a little more.
14:04That's about it.
14:06Is this a good place?
14:08Is this a good place?
14:10The joy of this game!
14:12You don't understand anything.
14:14No, no.
14:16I'm going to win.
14:18What are you doing?
14:20The joy of this game.
14:22What is this height?
14:24I don't know.
14:26I did it.
14:28Is it a little high?
14:30It's a little high.
14:32Please lower it a little more.
14:34That's right.
14:36That's right.
14:38It's still dangerous.
14:40It's dangerous.
14:42It's the most...
14:44It's the most difficult.
14:46It's the most difficult.
14:48Please kill me!
14:50Please kill me!
14:52Please kill me!
14:56I'm embarrassed.
14:58Let's go.
15:00Please lower it a little more.
15:02Make it higher.
15:04Okay.
15:06Oh, is this dangerous?
15:08I'll hold it.
15:10That's dangerous.
15:12Go!
15:14All right!
15:16Yes
15:19Oh, no, she goes oh, no, she goes I
15:46It's a good idea
15:50It's showing by the side of the tightest jumbo
15:58Cyber the tightest of our core a no coach up a jumbo that I decoupled a junk in
16:05Jumbo to a bucklet I get this
16:07Sakin you show us the whole got cut today. Gozaimasu
16:10So come on the team I am I'll tell you what's got you don't even though she was your car. Yeah, I'm out to go. I'm not gonna do it
16:17I'm out to get in the shot. Yeah, I think when I get a little bit to stay tomorrow. They don't know damage you're at a little
16:25Show
16:26Man, I can't know you're not sure. I don't say I'm a nightcrawler. No, I'm sad. It's no more
16:32Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it
16:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'll do it. Yeah, I can
16:38I call the show
16:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I'm out. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:52Come on, okay. God. Okay. Yeah, man. Just a moment. Hey, what did they want show you?
16:56I'm a little bit of you. Yeah, I'm a little bit
16:59I don't think you know
17:01Okay
17:31I
18:01Know
18:31Oh
19:01And with that, the winner of the third Jumbo Battle is Kawaii Taichi!
19:08Jumbo, huh?
19:09That's Jumbo.
19:10I'm so happy.
19:12Next week...
19:13One-hit entertainer, Yaman!
19:15The N-1 champion, Nishikigoi, also participates!
19:18The fifth one-hit entertainer audition!
19:22If I hadn't met Takahashi-san, I'd still be in the basement.
19:25That's possible.