Bad to Bed (2024) EP 9 ENGSUB
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00:00本集节目由这位先生男装选物赞助播出
00:13你听过美人鱼的故事吗
00:16人鱼变成人类上岸
00:19当然也有回到海里的人类啊
00:24我想妈妈只是回到海里变成美人鱼而已
00:30我们把妈妈所有的回忆包装起来
00:33放进藏宝箱
00:35埋进海里
00:36好吗
00:39等你哪一天想要了
00:42我再陪你
00:43把它一起找回来
00:48乖
00:49没事的
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01:34那天是你生日
01:36所以你才这么恨她对吧
01:48你知道她为什么要离开你对吧
01:53你猜得到吧
01:56生病是一件很痛苦的事情
02:00就和现在的你一样
02:06她只是在多方考量之下
02:11选择了一个让你最痛心的决定
02:17但这不代表她不爱你
02:20爱你
02:23也不代表你不值得被爱
02:31可是我不记得她怎么爱我
02:35你不是记得她骑脚踏车
02:37在你回家的时候
02:39一只脚踩在踏板上
02:42一只脚在地上
02:44踏个几步顺势上车的样子吗
02:48在衣柜那一大桶铅笔的香味
02:52不是还记得那个味道吗
02:55妈妈穿着那件有水钻的外套
02:59在厨房做饭和你聊天的画面
03:02你不是记得很清楚吗
03:05如果连你都忘记了
03:08那就好像
03:10这件事情都没有发生过
03:18你知道
03:20最近有一些跟魔法一样的AI技术吗
03:26它可以把照片动起来
03:29把回忆的瞬间变成影片
03:33让死掉的人可以在数位世界附近
03:39新闻上说
03:41有个爸爸的女儿
03:43因为生病过去死掉
03:47他太想念他的女儿了
03:51所以把他生前留下的三句语音
03:55训练成一个人生模式
03:59讲话就跟他女儿的声音一模一样
04:05他把这个声音设定设成手机虚拟注明
04:09从此以后
04:11只要跟手机说话
04:13就会听到女儿的回应
04:16听起来是不是就像复活一样
04:21你喜欢这个魔法吗
04:24喜欢啊
04:27可是我没有跟妈妈的步骤
04:30也不记得妈妈的声音
04:34我是连喜欢这个魔法的本质都没有
04:39人从来都不会真正的死掉
04:43你的生命不就是他的延续
04:47对吧
04:52可是我还是好想再见妈妈一面
04:59我还有好多好多话想跟她说
05:08可是妈妈已经不在了
05:11这是我们再怎么努力都没有用的事
05:17赵婉安
05:39浣熊
05:42浣熊在哪里
05:44我不是浣熊
05:47不是
05:49那你是谁
05:51我是大洋
05:53我是帮浣熊打给你的
05:55她现在人没事
05:57她现在在她老家南方澳
06:00可是我觉得你应该过来一下
06:03比起我
06:06我觉得她现在更需要你的陪伴
06:09对不起你说你是
06:11我是大洋
06:13是浣熊认识很久的朋友了
06:16真的很不好意思
06:18我太久没跟她见面了
06:20我以为她已经好了
06:22没想到她状况越来越糟
06:26你可以告诉我
06:28浣熊到底怎么了吗
06:32她到底为什么会变成这样
06:36其实也不是什么大事
06:39她只是需要找新的朋友聊聊天
06:43你不用太担心
06:45我会把她照顾好的
06:47你赶快出发吧
06:54好
06:55你等我
06:57我去找你
07:02找我呢
07:23你可不可以不要再消失了
07:32今天是我生日
07:34你祝我生日快乐好吗
07:45那我来许三个愿望
07:49第一个愿望
07:51我希望戴曙光
07:53不要再为我添麻烦了
07:57第二个愿望
07:59我希望戴曙光不要再为我哭了
08:04第二个愿望
08:06我希望我能够找回
08:09我更多关于妈妈的回忆
08:14第三个愿望
08:22你能感受到我第三个愿望吗
08:30你能感受到我第三个愿望吗
08:56戴曙
08:59每次我跟你聊到妈妈的时候
09:02你都不愿意跟我讲
09:07你愿意跟我聊聊
09:09跟妈妈的故事吗
09:16你每次
09:18提到我妈的时候
09:29我就会听到海上的声音
09:33你知道为什么吗
09:40因为我最后一次见到我妈的时候
09:43就是在海边
09:45她被挡了起来
09:48那时候
09:50我连看到最后一眼的勇气都没有
09:55我实在不敢看那个画面
09:59我妈当时是癌症末期
10:03该做的都做了
10:07只是身体一直没有起色
10:12在我妈离开前一天的晚上
10:23我补习完回到家
10:26去了一趟她的房间
10:29我妈准备
10:31准备我来吃
10:34虾饼还有鱼丸汤
10:42叫我自己去家里来吃
10:46可是我在姑姑家吃过了
10:49所以就没有吃
10:52后来
10:54我跟我妈先聊了几句之后
10:56我就回房间了
11:00等到隔天要去上课
11:03我爸打电话回家
11:06结果妈妈不见了
11:09最后在家里等
11:16我妈妈可能随时会回家
11:22后来等到的消息就是
11:32妈妈跳海了
11:36你知道吗
11:39其实我那时候真的很生气
11:46为什么连最后一句话都没跟我说起
11:51我就走了
11:56我真的很生气
11:58最后把我一个人留下来
12:11所以
12:13那个时候
12:16在我十岁那年生日的时候
12:18也是我妈的忌日
12:22她也要
12:24是在那个时候
12:28出现的
12:30在我需要的时候
12:32她就会陪我聊天
12:46其实这样
12:50你不觉得我算是蛮幸运的吗
12:54在我不知道怎么跟别人讲这件事的时候
12:57就会有新朋友出现
12:59陪伴我
13:05其实
13:07其实
13:09其实
13:11其实
13:14其实
13:22可是他们都不是真的
13:25文雄
13:27只有我是真的
13:34但我觉得他们都是真的
13:40他们也是一部分的我
13:42不是吗
13:52在梦里面
13:54一切都很真实
13:57但他始终是梦里的人
14:00不是真的
14:04我才是真正陪在你身边的人
14:08可是我怕连你都骗我
14:12就跟我前任一样
14:14嘴上说爱我
14:16但其实
14:18只想让我
14:20当一个乖乖听话的备胎
14:22等到我发现真相之后
14:24变得不听话
14:26就把我丢掉
14:30毕竟
14:32我是一个连妈妈
14:34都抱紧我的孩子
14:38又怎么好好值得被备胎
14:42就是因为
14:54就是因为
15:00就是因为你被妈妈抛弃过
15:06我才更要好好的爱你
15:12妈妈
15:20我只有跟你说过
15:24我妈妈很早过世
15:28但是没有聊过细节吧
15:30没有
15:38我妈妈在我读幼稚园的时候
15:40就带着我弟弟离家出走了
15:46她跟我说
15:52要乖乖的
15:54不要哭
16:00不要让妈妈知道
16:06我明明就做到了
16:08可是
16:10她就在我
16:14她就在我生孤儿那天暑假
16:20她就刚来临时
16:30两次
16:34她离开了我两次
16:38两次
16:46所以即便
16:48你的状况我根本解决不了
16:52我还是会想尽办法
16:54陪你度过一切
16:58你不怕我越来越严重吗
17:02我怕
17:08我怕的同时
17:10你只会更爱你而已
17:16因为我在爱你的同时
17:24你也在疗愈我心里这个孩子
17:30所以你就
17:32放心的依赖我
17:34也让我可以毫无保留的依赖你
17:40好吗
17:46我们一起
17:50我们一起
17:54走过我们的阴雨
17:56好吗
18:02虽然
18:04里面都是碎片
18:06但是我尽量
18:08不会让你受伤
18:10好吗
18:26几天后
18:56还有一个
18:58我希望很多可以
19:00谢谢宝贝
19:02好
19:04你可以继续帮我洗澡
19:08你有想过
19:10睡神其实可能没有这么孤单
19:12等一下
19:14你是不是有什么灵感
19:16要推翻这个故事
19:18就
19:20也许
19:22牧羊人本来视线就离不开睡神
19:24所以神用了魔法
19:26让牧羊人睁开眼睛睡觉
19:28只是多此一举
19:32我怎么感觉
19:34你好像在隐喻什么意思
19:36我的意思是
19:38我爱你
19:40你并不孤单
19:42哦
19:44就哦哦
19:46不然你想听什么
19:48我刚刚就说了一句魔法作品
19:50让我睡不着
19:52为什么会让你睡不着
19:54因为
19:56开心到睡不着
20:22就像
20:24就像
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21:16就像
21:18我在最后那一刻
21:20好多话来不及说
21:22故事没有你
21:24没有我
21:26生命变了颜色
21:28从此只剩寂寞
21:30眼泪包围你
21:32包围我
21:34在曙光
21:36你有什么事啊
21:40生日快乐
21:44真的发生什么很不幸的事情的话
21:46I've always been there, too.
21:48But it's a pity that she's gone all the way.
21:53Have you ever read her poems?
21:55No.
21:56But I just saw her
21:58coming out of the ocean
22:00and poetry to me.
22:02It made me fall in love with her.
22:16I'm a poet.
22:18I'm a poet.
22:20I'm a poet.
22:22I'm a poet.
22:24I'm a poet.
22:26I'm a poet.
22:28I'm a poet.
22:30I'm a poet.
22:32I'm a poet.
22:34I'm a poet.
22:36I'm a poet.
22:38I'm a poet.
22:40I'm a poet.
22:42I'm a poet.
22:44I'm a poet.
22:46I'm a poet.
22:48I'm a poet.
22:50I'm a poet.
22:52I'm a poet.
22:54I'm a poet.
22:56Baby,
22:58do you still remember
23:00the story of acordoro and the Ch Representatives?
23:04I'll tell you another story, okay?
23:06In straight wizardry,
23:08there's a girl namedlig
23:12They are Hypnos and Thanatos.
23:18Hypnos lives in a cave where the sun can never shine in.
23:23In front of the cave, he grows vines and all the plants that help him sleep.
23:31Hypnos may look dark, but he is actually a powerful, gentle, and kind god.
23:42The wings on his back can take him to fly over mountains and seas every night,
23:48bringing sleep to everything in the world.
23:51The wind generated by the vibration of his wings contains a kind of gentle power.
23:56No matter how hard and tired you are every day,
24:00when that wind blows, it can untie the knots in your mind,
24:06so that when we sleep, we can untie the pressure and pain of life
24:11and wake up to face a new day.
24:15Later, Hypnos was killed by a young and beautiful shepherd, Aedemir.
24:21He loved him so much.
24:23In order to carefully appreciate the beauty of the shepherd all the time,
24:28Hypnos gave Aedemir the ability to sleep with his eyes open.
24:33Even if he falls asleep,
24:35he can open his beautiful eyes that are as clear as lake water to wake up Hypnos.
24:47I hope you sleep well every day.
24:51But if you have to open your eyes to wake up,
24:54I'll draw a pair of eyes on your eyelids, okay?
25:03Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:06Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:09Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:12Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:15Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:18Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:21Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:24Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:27Hypnos' eyes are open.
25:30Is it okay?
25:31No, no, no.
25:32No over-exposure.
25:33It's impossible to do makeup alone.
25:39Hurry up and record it first.
25:41He's going to do a mosaic.
25:42He's going to do a mosaic.
25:43He's going to do a mosaic.
25:44He's going to do a mosaic.
25:45Yeah.
25:46No makeup.
25:47Look at the other eye.
25:48He's wearing a blindfold today.
25:51Hypnos' blindfold.
25:52If you think the shepherd can not be a cool flower,
25:55we can discuss.
25:56And this time,
25:58the main reason is that
26:02it's coming to an end soon.
26:04And I think some of the plot parts
26:06can be edited.
26:07Because the plot has a lot of
26:08emotional support.
26:09Yeah.
26:10And I think
26:11we should cut all these parts
26:13before the movie starts.
26:15Just ignore it.
26:16And I want to find the reason
26:18from the lines first.
26:19So I will give you a choice
26:21that you don't have to do it.
26:22But what will you do?
26:24I feel very childish.
26:26Do you think I'm too childish?
26:27Because I think the current hero is
26:29assuming that
26:30the hero is a sad hero.
26:33But in fact, he is also smart.
26:34The hero is digesting.
26:35But he should be
26:37a very flustered hero.
26:39Hey, plant.
26:40Yeah, plant.
26:41Nightmare.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Do you take medicine?
26:44You...
26:45This thing has become very...
26:46Sticky.
26:47Yeah.
26:48I think it's pretty good.
26:49He's not here.
26:50He's already...
26:52There's something he's moving.
26:54I think he's...
26:56Really...
26:57Something.
26:59He's digesting very seriously.
27:01Yeah, something.
27:02Okay.
27:03I'm sleepy.
27:05I'm going to take a shower.
27:07Okay.
27:10Hey, it tastes good.
27:11But you seem to
27:12burn the bubble.
27:13Really?
27:14Let me see your eyes.
27:16So his job is
27:17you have to lift his chin.
27:18You have to do it.
27:20Now you want to piss me off.
27:22Now you want to piss me off.
27:24I said
27:25you have to catch the distance.
27:26Because you pushed me just now.
27:27I can't catch it.
27:29I thought he was
27:30holding a bubble.
27:31Do you have to kiss his whole face?
27:32He has to kiss his mouth.
27:33Kiss his mouth.
27:34Yeah.
27:35So you have to kiss his mouth.
27:36You have to kiss his mouth.
27:41So you don't have to touch me.
27:42Just like this.
27:43Just like this.
27:44Just let you...
27:45Just like this.
27:46Then you have to
27:47hold me for a second.
27:48Hold me for a second.
27:49I'll kiss you for a second.
27:51I'll kiss you for a second.
27:52So ticklish.
28:05Rolling.
28:06And action.
28:08Can you say a few words?
28:09Yes.
28:10Why you can't catch it?
28:11I can't catch it.
28:15Because you are so happy you can't catch it.
28:17Because you are so happy you can't catch it.
28:21You can do it!
28:22You are an actor
28:23Let's go
28:24Let's go
28:25Do I need to bring my sunglasses with me?
28:27Sure
28:28Where are your sunglasses?
28:29Xiaoyang
28:30Your boss needs sunglasses
28:35Be careful
28:37Boss
28:41Handsome
28:42Handsome
28:43Why are you so handsome?
28:44Handsome
28:45Handsome
28:46Handsome
28:47Handsome
28:49Handsome
28:50Handsome
28:51Why are you so handsome?
28:52Very good
28:53Let's do it together
29:07Action
29:08Where did you go?
29:09I'm a toy
29:11And you are?
29:12I'm Xiaoyang
29:14You are the one who helped me
29:16One, two, three
29:19His eyes are very good
29:20He looks at the camera very seriously
29:22And he is playing with his hands
29:26He can fly
29:28I allow him to fly twice
29:31How do you remember twice?
29:32I'm talking to his skin
29:36Yes
29:38How do you feel about crying today?
29:40Crying today
29:43Crying today is not bad
29:45Not bad
29:48We are looking at the boy who is depressed
29:53And he can't hear me
29:55Now we are looking for the bracelet he is wearing
30:08Action
30:10So hard
30:11One, two, three
30:15Cut
30:17Do you want a drink?
30:26The audience will say
30:27He is not serious
30:36I accidentally recorded the slide
30:42The last scene
30:53Did you take it?
30:54Yes
30:55Did you take it?
30:56No
31:01After today, you can
31:02Last time, the advertising company showed me
31:04Mururoo's advertisement
31:05I said
31:06I can find someone here to recommend
31:09Do I have to use bubbles on my head?
31:11Yes, you have to use bubbles on your head
31:18The water was turned off at that time
31:20Yes
31:25You changed the position with him
31:27I changed the position with him
31:28Yes
31:30Wait a minute
31:31It's a bit bitter
31:34Why is there foam?
31:35Why is there foam?
31:36I can't see
31:37So you can't see
31:38Yes
31:40Let's do it
31:41Take
31:47Take
31:48And
31:50Action
31:51Mr. Monster
31:53Is this place okay?
31:54Yes
31:55This place is okay
31:56Yes
31:57Wait a minute
31:59The foam is all over my eyes
32:01Let me see
32:02Let me see
32:07Take
32:08Take
32:13You are so bad
32:16I'm missing one
32:19I can't see
32:21You can't see it
32:23I just wanted to
32:25I just wanted to pull your hair up
32:27You comb your hair back
32:29Like this
32:32Take care of yourself
32:34Look
32:35Why is my hair like this?
32:37Anxiety
32:38Anxiety
32:40Why is my hair like this?
32:43Actor
32:44When I was in class
32:45He put makeup on himself
32:48The heart of an actor
32:49Yes
32:50I combed my hair back every time
32:51Why is my hair like this?
32:55Is this the first time you wash someone's hair?
32:57No
32:59Are you happy to wash his hair?
33:01Are you happy?
33:03Don't talk like a model
33:04Yes
33:05So bad
33:06But this is my first time
33:08Filming and washing someone's hair
33:09So I'm a little nervous
33:11It's not the same as washing someone's hair in everyday life
33:14Or arrange a body wash later?
33:17If there is a need
33:19Just brush your back
33:22Brush your back
33:25I haven't done it for a long time
33:26I can't do it myself
33:28Really
33:29Then you can do a back show later
33:32This must be done
33:33So the bathroom is very intimate, right?
33:36Convenient to bathe
33:37Actually quite intimate
33:39Intimate
33:40I don't really like to take a bath in private
33:44I'd rather break this bag
33:47Were you happy to be kissed just now?
33:49Happy
33:50Or surprised
33:51Surprised
33:53Is this your first kiss?
33:55Actually, it's not a first kiss
33:57Not a first kiss
33:58I have another one before
33:59I have a first kiss on the Internet
34:03Again
34:08Why can't I fall asleep at night?
34:10Because
34:11I'm so happy that I can't sleep
34:15Cut
34:16Xie Yu-sheng is afraid that he will suddenly kiss you
34:24Did you feel it?
34:33Xie Yu-sheng is afraid that he will suddenly kiss you
34:38Cut
34:51Cut
34:56I can't do it
34:57Xie Yu-sheng can't do it
34:58Cut
35:15I can kiss
35:17I can kiss
35:19I can't find the point to shout
35:21Should be a little longer
35:23Sleeping in a hypnotic
35:25Xie Yu-sheng lives in a cave where the sun can never shine in
35:29He is still in front of his palace
35:31Full of factors
35:33And all kinds of plants that can help sleep
35:38Cut
35:40Very good
35:43Really good
35:44Really
35:45He speaks English well
35:49Actually, I said dirty words are better
35:50I said dirty words are better
35:53English dirty words or Chinese dirty words
35:57Really in place
35:59I mixed it up
36:01I have to mix it up to have that kind of film
36:04I think it's in place
36:06I know some secrets
36:08What should I do?
36:12Change to size
36:13Then this
36:14Mom's Gant
36:15Mom's Gant
36:16Two pretty
36:17Two pretty sparkles
36:19Unexpectedly matched
36:20I want to say is it really you?
36:21Really thought it was really you
36:22I want to say to invite you
36:23Then you can come out and make money
36:25What's so good
36:26I don't know
36:27I want to say
36:28Young people now
36:29Isn't it like this?
36:30Just
36:32All good
36:33Isn't it?
36:34But they are not
36:35Both of them said no
36:38So it triggered my curiosity
36:40I want to ask if there is any resistance
36:42The two said no
36:43He said he would do it if he had money
36:45It's like what we did
36:47Is it?
36:48Then I'm curious
36:50Thank you
36:51Thank you
36:53There is one more
36:54Hard work
36:55There is one more
36:56No, no, no
36:57Let me blow a little
36:58It's been a long time
36:59It's been a long time
37:00One more
37:01One more
37:02One more, right?
37:053 2 1
37:07One more
37:083 2 1
37:11OK, thank you
37:12Thank you
37:14Thank you