Bad to Bed (2024) EP 5 ENGSUB
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00:00This episode is brought to you by BlackCosmos.
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00:57Where did you go so early?
01:00I went to buy breakfast.
01:01I saw you were still sleeping, so I didn't wake you up.
01:05I just bought it. Don't be picky.
01:30Where did you go so early?
01:32I went to buy breakfast.
01:34I saw you were still sleeping, so I didn't wake you up.
01:38I'm hungry.
01:39Hurry up and wash your face with the toothbrush.
01:49Did you prepare the toothbrush especially for me?
01:53We prepared the toothbrush specially for you.
01:57Did we prepare the toothbrush especially for you?
02:04Otherwise, why do you have so many toothbrushes?
02:07Or did someone come to your house too often?
02:09So you prepared a bunch of toothbrushes?
02:12Look.
02:13Can't I hold my butt?
02:19So you're lying.
02:21I...
02:22What did I lie to you about?
02:24You're not a teddy bear.
02:26You're a squirrel.
02:28Squirrels love to hide.
02:31They will hide a bunch of food
02:33and they can't finish it.
02:35I saw on the internet that
02:37people call it squirrel syndrome.
02:42How is it?
02:43Did you get a great new knowledge?
02:47Okay, okay, okay.
02:48Your teddy bear object has been delivered.
02:52Hurry up and brush your teeth.
02:54Okay.
02:58So cute.
03:01Oh, right.
03:03I just need to film a night of work today
03:05and I'm done.
03:08I can spend the whole day with you.
03:10How can you say that?
03:14Do you want me to be your photographer?
03:17But this is the kind of work...
03:19Don't joke around.
03:21I often take photos
03:23for the mineral crystal in the shop, okay?
03:25It's not that hard.
03:28Does my face look like a stone
03:30or a crystal?
03:32Please.
03:33This is the so-called net handsome, okay?
03:37You can say that tomorrow.
03:39He said it himself.
03:41Don't be shy.
03:43This is the fact.
03:44What else?
03:46Okay.
03:48Handsome, handsome.
03:52Yes, here.
03:53Here.
03:54Then where is left and where is right?
03:57Put your two hands together.
03:58No.
03:59My eyes are going blind.
04:02This puzzle should look like a puzzle.
04:05But you haven't solved a more difficult one.
04:07My friend gave me a puzzle
04:09with no patterns at all.
04:11That's hard.
04:13L1.
04:14Stand up, L1.
04:16Stand up, L1.
04:20The weather is good outside.
04:22Do you want to go for a walk?
04:26Okay, let's go.
04:30Let's finish it first.
04:33Let's finish it first.
04:40Hurry up.
04:41Are you afraid of heights?
04:43Hurry up.
04:44I'm afraid of awkwardness.
04:46If you can't get up, you won't have a chance in the future.
04:48Hurry up.
04:49Come on.
04:51Wait a minute.
04:52I didn't do it.
04:53Wait a minute.
04:58I can't get up.
05:10Come on.
05:11Try it.
05:14I can't do it.
05:15Hurry up.
05:16Try it.
05:19This cake
05:21is sour and sweet.
05:23It feels like
05:25I'm in love.
05:26It's so bad.
05:27It's so bad.
05:28You're so old-fashioned.
05:29Let me help you.
05:30Come on.
05:31Let the so-called handsome guy
05:33introduce it to you.
05:34Okay.
05:36Come on.
05:37Let me introduce it to you today.
05:38This is an ice cream
05:40suitable for dating.
05:42Help him try it.
05:45Hmm.
05:47It tastes
05:49sour
05:50and sweet.
05:52It feels like
05:53I'm in love.
05:56It's so bad.
05:57You're so old-fashioned.
05:58No, I'm good.
06:00My introduction is very complete.
06:02You're the same as me.
06:03Let me show you.
06:04Let me show you.
06:06It's sour and sweet.
06:07Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:15One, two, three.
06:21What are you doing?
06:24Look.
06:27Hmm.
06:28Wait a minute.
06:29I want to delete it.
06:30Why?
06:31It's not accurate.
06:32It's not accurate.
06:33It's not accurate.
06:34It's not accurate.
06:35It's not accurate.
06:38This one.
06:40Hmm.
06:44here you go.
07:03What are you doing?
07:05It's my wife.
07:06That's my wife.
07:07That's my wife.
07:08Hey, you just posted an article and it became public, delete it now.
07:22I did it on purpose, it's up to me.
07:25Are you sure?
07:27And if you click on the original post, you will see more photos.
07:33Is this me?
07:35Yes, the first day you came to my house, I secretly took a photo of you.
07:40What are you doing here?
07:43I wanted to keep you in my camera.
07:48I almost got scolded.
07:53Look.
07:55What should I do?
07:57It's okay, just a little bit.
08:01Are you sure?
08:03I'll tell him.
08:07Read this to me.
08:09This guy is so lucky.
08:11Wan Qiong is so good, but he was taken away by this guy.
08:16Wait a minute.
08:18Didn't he say that I'm good and you're lucky?
08:22I know this kind of thing.
08:25I'm more afraid that you don't know that you're lucky.
08:29Am I lucky?
08:31Sorry, it's me.
08:33Delete the message.
08:35How?
08:37Delete the message.
08:39I don't want it.
08:41You're lucky.
08:43Delete it.
08:45I don't want it.
08:47Delete it.
09:01I don't want it.
09:21I don't want it.
09:23I don't want it.
09:27Dai Shu Fang.
09:29Can you define the meaning of happiness?
09:33It's a good thing.
09:37Am I happy today?
09:44I'm not sure if the taste of happiness is sour and sweet.
09:50But you're in my phone.
09:54I'm in your phone.
09:58Yes.
10:02That's weird.
10:04Why don't you move?
10:06I can't.
10:08I have to do something.
10:10Cheers.
10:13Cheers.
10:19Drink it.
10:21Drink it.
10:22Okay.
10:23One, two, three.
10:32You're cheating.
10:40You're cheating.
10:46One, two, three.
10:50Ten seconds is too long.
10:52My face is stiff.
10:53Don't move.
10:55Be careful.
11:01Slide back.
11:05What slide back?
11:07Slide back the message.
11:13There's nothing.
11:18You have to click it yourself.
11:19I'm leaving now.
11:30Who is he?
11:32Why do I ask if you can go back today?
11:38We're roommates.
11:47We're ex-boyfriends who broke up.
11:49We haven't paid the rent yet.
11:51That's why we're still living together.
11:54Is this a bad answer to the standard of being caught cheating?
11:57Or is it a plot that can be found everywhere?
12:00Or is it a plot that can be found everywhere?
12:07You have to believe me.
12:09I believe you.
12:11But I don't believe you now.
12:18Didn't you always believe me?
12:21You told me everything that happened.
12:23Then you disappeared.
12:27I told you about my condition.
12:29I'm more honest than you.
12:33More honest than me?
12:37Then where did you go last night?
12:40Tell me.
12:45I don't know.
12:47You don't know where you went?
12:49I don't know.
12:50Do you know what you're saying?
12:52I don't know.
12:54I don't know.
12:57I don't know.
13:24I don't know.
13:31Am I terrible?
13:34That's why no one loves me, right?
13:38Why do you keep looking at those dishonest people?
13:42I'll always be by your side.
13:45When you need me,
13:47I'll be there.
13:49You're...
13:51You're the one I hate.
13:53You're dishonest.
13:57Can't I love someone if I'm dishonest?
14:00I don't think there's a contradiction between the two.
14:03We all have things we don't want to be honest about.
14:05But that doesn't mean we're bad people.
14:08But I can't go through this again.
14:12I feel like a piece of colorless flatland
14:15falling to the ground.
14:19Even if I pick up every piece,
14:22I don't know how to put it back together.
14:25Do you know how hard it is
14:27to put yourself back together?
14:30I'm always here.
14:33What's so hard about putting together a map?
14:35I'll finish it no matter what.
14:40What if you're missing a piece of the map?
14:44I have to be perfect
14:46and not miss a single piece.
14:49Is it because you're missing a piece
14:51that makes you special?
14:55Can I not be that special person?
15:18I know I'm impatient
15:20but I've been out here waiting
15:22for someone else to fill the void in me.
15:26A harsh reality.
15:28And I've heard you're with someone else
15:32while I'm here by myself
15:34holding on to what you left.
15:38Was it all in my head
15:40when you said you loved me?
15:43Cause no one can love me better than you did.
15:46And I'm still not over it.
15:48Did you forget?
15:50I put you before me.
15:52Memories haunting me knowing you gave it up instead.
15:56You did.
15:58Was it all just in my head?
16:00I'm worried that it all meant nothing.
16:02I'm worried that you don't miss me too.
16:05I'm worried that I'll never find someone
16:08to replace you.
16:09And I've heard you're with someone else
16:13while I'm here by myself
16:15holding on to what you left.
16:19Was it all in my head
16:21when you said you loved me?
16:23Cause no one can love me better than you did.
16:27And I'm still not over it.
16:29Did you forget?
16:31I put you before me.
16:33Memories haunting me knowing you gave it up instead.
16:37You did.
16:39Was it all just in my head?
16:41I'm worried that you don't miss me too.
16:43I'm worried that I'll never find someone
16:45to replace you.
16:47And I'm still not over it.
16:49Did you forget?
16:51I put you before me.
16:53Memories haunting me knowing you gave it up instead.
16:57You did.
16:59Was it all in my head?
17:01I'm worried that you don't miss me too.
17:03And I'm still not over it.
17:05Did you forget?
17:07I put you before me.
17:09Was it all in my head?
17:11I'm worried that you don't miss me too.
17:13And I'm still not over it.
17:15Cause no one can love me better than you did.
17:39I can.
17:42I have to.
17:46Why do you have to?
17:48Did they force you?
18:01Because...
18:03Because...
18:07I also want to be held unconditionally.
18:18I also want to be loved.
18:26I also want to be taken care of.
18:33So I'm trying...
18:44to get in touch with
18:47the people who are important to me.
18:57Let's think about it.
19:00What if you don't get in touch with them?
19:04Would they not love you?
19:11Not every ball can be caught by the catcher.
19:16What's more,
19:18it's much harder than catching a ball.
19:21Should we relax a little?
19:26Give yourself a chance to show yourself.
19:37I can.
19:56I can.
20:04That's all for today.
20:06Sorry.
20:08It's a bad smile.
20:13Do you think we need to make it up?
20:15Do you think we need to make it up?
20:17If you want to, click 1.
20:19If you don't, click 2.
20:215 minutes.
20:23Someone is watching it on live
20:24The prize is to see his feet
20:26His feet are so ugly
20:28Someone keeps...
20:33So close
20:36You have to take a picture of his most shy part
20:38I know, his shy part
20:40The first hand
20:43There is a strange pattern here
20:47French suit
20:49Just like French suit
20:51I like to see all kinds of people
20:53Have you ever dug your finger into someone else's belly?
20:55Which hole is the strangest
20:57Have you dug into someone else's belly?
20:59Or belly
21:01I think the nose is very difficult
21:03Have you dug into someone else's nostrils?
21:05Yes
21:07Yes
21:09I will dig my own nostrils
21:13Will you use someone else's finger to dig your nostrils?
21:15I will
21:18It's so dirty
21:20I have a friend who allows me to dig my own nostrils
21:22I have a friend who allows me to dig my own nostrils
21:28This relationship is very intimate
21:30I asked him to lend me his nostrils
21:32He said he wanted to put it in
21:34So you can do it too
21:36Where did you go so early?
21:38I went to buy breakfast
21:40I saw you sleeping, so I didn't bother you
21:42I just bought it
21:44I can't pick it up
21:46Running
21:48Often caught by thieves
21:50Where
21:52Where
21:54Crazy woman
21:56Crazy woman
22:08Your hands are too naughty
22:10Too naughty
22:14Why R is connected to 1
22:16L is connected to 1
22:18Why
22:20Because R is connected to 1
22:22Why can't L 1 R 1
22:26Because it has to be double-track
22:28L is on the left
22:30It should be possible
22:32Left and right
22:34No answer to my question
22:36I also know that L is on the left and R is on the right
22:39Because we are very curious
22:41Why do you dare to use R1 L
22:43Because the name on the desk is R1 L
22:49Don't ask them
22:51You will know why when you go back to watch the drama
22:53What does it mean
22:55Don't ask them
22:57I don't know
22:59R is in English
23:01Is the lunch delicious today?
23:03I'm going to go back
23:05What did you say
23:07This is the only meal
23:11Which flavor is special
23:13This is so delicious
23:15I didn't eat the rest
23:17We are about to start preparing
23:19It doesn't matter
23:21Let's wait for me to finish the drama
23:23Then I will bring the real dessert
23:25I hope to finish in one shot
23:31It's sweet and sour
23:33I like this version
23:35Do you mean the lotus root
23:37Yes
23:39The taste is very good
23:45I haven't eaten yet
23:47I dare not say
23:49Try it
23:52It's so sweet
24:02The camera man is silly
24:04Do you want to lick the lotus root
24:06It hurts
24:08No
24:10The least he can do is lick
24:18I like Pidong's version
24:20This is great
24:24We will shoot this in two sizes
24:26A little longer and a little closer
24:28I'm looking forward to your real shyness
24:30I'm going crazy
24:32Will he lick the lotus root
24:36Because you are not shy
24:42We have just started
24:44It's a beautiful day
24:50Cut
24:54He knows how to cut
24:56You know how to cut
25:08Shouldn't you say I can do it
25:10Yes
25:12Action
25:20You can do it
25:26Cut
25:30I feel like we haven't started yet
25:34Action
25:44Why do you feel like a pervert
25:46You really look like a pervert
25:48No wonder he analyzed
25:50To take a photo of the body
25:56Let's see how the handsome guy sprays the anti-plague
26:04He didn't spray
26:06He doesn't like real
26:08He doesn't eat
26:12Don't misunderstand him
26:15Your face will burn
26:25Look at his face
26:29I'm afraid he's too hard
26:31OK
26:35Excited or hard
26:45Ha ha ha ha
26:57Are you serious
27:03Ha ha ha ha
27:11Be careful
27:15Be careful
27:19Is it fun
27:25Wait a minute
27:27I didn't do it
27:29Wait a minute
27:31Ha ha ha ha
27:41Cut
27:43Your color is super beautiful in the mountains
27:45Yes
27:49Again
27:51I really don't know how to fall
27:55You keep failing
28:01Ha ha ha ha
28:17Too much
28:21Let me tell you
28:25Ha ha ha ha
28:28You two act drunk
28:32Action
28:38I'm not sure
28:40The taste of happiness
28:42Is the mountains
28:46But
28:48I have you in my hand
28:50You have me in your hand
28:54Thank you for satisfying me
28:56He hasn't finished yet
28:58Let's open it now
29:00Guess where I am
29:04I can't stand it anymore
29:06Ha ha ha ha
29:10See how you end
29:14Your drink is too little
29:20Let's go for a bite
29:22Ha ha ha ha
29:26It hurts when it hits you
29:28Be careful
29:32I'm not sure
29:34The taste of happiness
29:36Is the mountains
29:38But
29:40I have you in my hand
29:42You have me in your hand
29:44Thank you for satisfying me
29:46Thank you for satisfying me
29:48You have me in your hand
29:50You have me in your hand
29:52You have me in your hand
29:54You have me in your hand
29:56You have me in your hand
29:58Ha ha ha ha
30:04Hey, cheating
30:08Cut
30:10Great
30:12Good acting
30:14Now blame us
30:16He scolded me
30:18Oh my god
30:20I didn't let the actor play freely
30:23He said Jiaxin hates me
30:25I remember
30:27Is that what he meant?
30:29Yes
30:31I can't hear his heart
30:33He was so loud
30:35It's bad enough
30:39Ok, that's great
30:41Let's do it one more time
30:43I don't touch it now
30:45You do it yourself
30:47Thank you for satisfying me
30:49You have me in your hand
30:51I have you in your hand
30:59You have me in your hand
31:03Thank you for satisfying me
31:05You have me in your hand
31:07Ha ha ha ha
31:09You have me in your hand
31:11You have me in your hand
31:17I have you in my hand
31:19I've always been here
31:21I've always been here
31:23No, this is actually wrong
31:25Because my body is here
31:27I've always been here
31:29Ok, ok, I'll delete it
31:31I've always been here
31:35I've always been here
31:37What's so hard about drawing a picture?
31:39I'll draw it back
31:41I'll draw it back
31:43I've always been here
31:45I've always been here
31:47I've always been here
31:49Have you ever called this name when you draw?
31:51Really
31:53No one has ever called it D4
31:58Do this
32:00Is that a firefly-killing scene?
32:02We always kill a character in each episode
32:04Thank you
32:09Do you want to catch her head and throw her into the wall?
32:12As soon as you find it
32:14As soon as you find it
32:17I trust you.
32:19I trust you.
32:21I don't know what I'm saying.
32:23I trust you.
32:25But I don't believe you now.
32:27I don't know what I'm saying.
32:29I don't know what I'm saying.
32:31What are you talking about?
32:33Turn around.
32:35I don't know what I'm saying.
32:37I don't know what I'm saying.
32:41We are turning into action movies.
32:43Don't...
32:45Don't...
32:47Don't hurt yourself.
32:49Leave me alone.
32:51He is actually hurting you.
32:53Really?
32:55I'm pushing him.
32:57Don't hurt yourself.
33:01Say it.
33:05I don't know.
33:07I don't know.
33:09Do you know what you are saying?
33:11Leave me alone.
33:13I don't know.
33:19I don't know.
33:21I don't know.
33:23I don't know.
33:27Cut.
33:35Let me see.
33:37I don't know.
33:41Where did you go last night?
33:43Say it.
33:49I don't know.
33:51You don't know where you went?
33:53I don't know.
33:55Do you know what you are saying?
33:57I don't know.
34:03Cut.
34:05Cut.
34:07Cut.
34:09Cut.
34:13Take a deep breath.
34:15Take a deep breath.
34:17Take a deep breath.
34:19Take a deep breath.
34:21Take a deep breath.
34:23I was moved.
34:25I was a little nervous.
34:27But I let it go.
34:29But I let it go.
34:31I let it go.
34:33I couldn't breath.
34:39O.K.
34:41He wants to get off the camera.
34:47He said you had a good speech.
34:49He said you had a good speech.
34:51He said you had a good speech.
34:53He looks so happy.
34:55He looks so happy.
34:57He looks so happy.
35:03.