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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:09The winners of this year's award are these people.
00:12Thank you very much.
00:17Please choose your award.
00:20This one.
00:21What is it?
00:22Tear.
00:23This is me.
00:25Mr. Cookie, it seems like you don't know how old this show is.
00:30I don't think so.
00:31I think it's a very well-organized Golden program.
00:34I think it's Nittere in the middle of Golden.
00:37I was so nervous that I asked Daigo to do it.
00:40When I said it was late at night, he said,
00:41Oh, I see.
00:43It's a problem if you're too relaxed.
00:46And this recipient, Mintia.
00:48It's called Mintia, which connects families.
00:52Mintia?
00:53Mintia.
00:54I don't really talk about my family.
00:57Well, I'm here, so I'll say it.
00:59Thank you very much.
01:00It's the end of Nittere, isn't it?
01:03It's not that end.
01:04The end.
01:05The problems of a second-generation father,
01:08which was revealed by Cookie, the host of the comedy show.
01:11Even at home, the children want to get along.
01:13Let's play a game. Let's read a comic book.
01:16I'll buy it for you.
01:17I'll buy you anything.
01:19I want my father to get along with me.
01:21It's hard to get along with your father.
01:24Either way, you're being abused.
01:26Well, my mom is.
01:27That's right.
01:28In the middle of winter, I went out to take a bath.
01:30I thought I'd smoke a cigarette.
01:32I was smoking on the veranda.
01:34I heard a noise.
01:35When I looked at it,
01:36I was locked up.
01:40I was running around.
01:43I thought you'd open it right away.
01:45About 20 minutes.
01:46So you don't want to smoke because it stinks.
01:49I used to drink a lot of alcohol.
01:53I came home at night and slept in the living room.
01:56I woke up in the morning.
02:00When I woke up in the morning, I thought,
02:01What is it?
02:02The child was laughing.
02:03I was shaking Fabriz.
02:06You're going to shake Fabriz, right?
02:09I think I'm avoiding my feelings.
02:12My mother says,
02:13Shake it to a smelly thing.
02:14I'm going to shake it as a smelly thing.
02:16That's a little bit of an abuse.
02:17I see.
02:18How did it end?
02:19When my daughter was about four years old,
02:22She said,
02:23Did you catch a cold today?
02:25I was sleeping in my room.
02:27The door opened.
02:29From this much of a gap,
02:30My daughter showed her face.
02:32I thought she was worried.
02:34She hit me with a long stick.
02:36Why did you come back?
02:39I'm not crying.
02:41I don't come back.
02:43Why do you come back only when you catch a cold?
02:46That's right.
02:48Even so,
02:49It's cute and I can't help it.
02:51I don't want anyone to hate me.
02:53I don't want anyone to hate me.
02:55I'm sick of it.
02:56I'm going to buy a box of mintia.
03:00I usually tell him when I get home.
03:02At 4.30 p.m.
03:03I have a lot of work.
03:05I have a day when I can come home very early.
03:08I didn't do anything after I finished early.
03:10When I came home and opened the door,
03:13He said,
03:14He came home with a bad breath.
03:18He said that.
03:19He said he usually has a bad breath.
03:22That's right.
03:24It's too sudden.
03:26He said,
03:27He has a bad breath.
03:28He said,
03:29My daughter-in-law is really sick.
03:30I heard that.
03:32I'm going to make a reward.
03:34I bought mintia.
03:35That's right.
03:37I'm going to eat a lot.
03:39If it's for your daughter-in-law,
03:41What kind of smell is it?
03:43Even if it's a bad breath,
03:45It's the smell of alcohol and tobacco.
03:50I know what you want to ask.
03:51Do you think you can ask that to a child?
03:53What kind of smell is it?
03:55What kind of smell does your father have?
03:56Do you think you can ask that to a child?
03:58Let me smell it.
03:59No.
04:00Why are you laughing?
04:01Don't do that.
04:02It's not good for your health.
04:03It's an eel.
04:05Let me smell the eel.
04:06No, I really can't.
04:08Absolutely.
04:10I don't want to hate my favorite senior.
04:14If it's this distance, I really can't.
04:16It's the same feeling.
04:19It's the same feeling as being abused by my family.
04:23It's better to lose by rock-paper-scissors.
04:25Rock-paper-scissors is better.
04:27No, really.
04:29Rock-paper-scissors.
04:30I don't want to do that.
04:32I don't want to do that.
04:33I don't want to do that.
04:35That's why everyone says it's hard.
04:37Why do you have to say such a sad story?
04:40I'll say it myself.
04:41Please make a decision.
04:43I'll do rock-paper-scissors.
04:46I can't forgive you.
04:48I understand how you feel.
04:50Everyone will understand this one day.
04:52I put too much mint in my mouth and put it in the gap between my teeth.
04:55It's like a mouthpiece.
04:58It's all mint.
05:01This one.
05:03This is 1,200 yen.
05:05Caesar salad.
05:06This is me.
05:07Caesar salad?
05:09KENTARO KOKADO.
05:11He has been working for a convenience store for 15 years.
05:17First of all, can I ask you a question?
05:21What kind of image do you have of KENTARO KOKADO?
05:25Image.
05:27I think he is a cool and fashionable man.
05:31He is fashionable.
05:32He also does sewing.
05:34He does sewing as a hobby.
05:37This is a recent story.
05:39What kind of image do you have of him?
05:41He is on the verge of falling.
05:43He is on the verge of falling.
05:45He has a long face.
05:47He has a long face.
05:49It's not that long.
05:51Don't say it here.
05:54It's hard to say.
05:56It's not like that.
05:57You can understand it.
05:59I don't want to say it.
06:01You want to say it.
06:04He does his best to look normal.
06:09Do you understand?
06:11He does his best to look normal.
06:17There is a reason for this.
06:19Here it is.
06:20I see.
06:21This person stands out.
06:23That's right.
06:24This person should be compared.
06:28This person is strange.
06:30His hair is messed up.
06:32I make fun of this person.
06:37I have to be a standard.
06:40I make an effort to look normal.
06:44Do you understand?
06:45This person looks better.
06:49You have to make him look stupid.
06:53Actually, I'm stupid.
06:57We have been laughing together since high school.
07:00I see.
07:01I don't have common sense.
07:02I read the elementary school newspaper every day.
07:07Elementary school newspaper?
07:09I read it for 6 years.
07:11I read the elementary school newspaper for 6 years.
07:14That's stupid.
07:16That's stupid.
07:17You can finish it in 2 years.
07:18I read it for 6 years.
07:21I read the junior high school newspaper for 3 years.
07:24You went to school.
07:26I read it every day.
07:27I went to the All-Star Thank-You Party.
07:29I met this person.
07:31I didn't understand anything.
07:34That's amazing.
07:35I understood everything.
07:37I won.
07:40That's amazing.
07:41Is this a salad that you have to eat?
07:47That's right.
07:48I can't get fat.
07:50I have a chubby body.
07:52I can't get fat.
07:54I can't get fat.
07:55I can't get fat.
07:56I'm cool with that.
07:57I'm cool with that.
07:58I want you to understand this.
08:00There are such people next to you.
08:02I knew it.
08:03I know you want to do martial arts.
08:06I may want to be a simple actor.
08:10I would like to be a simple actor.
08:13I think everyone is doing martial arts.
08:18I'm sorry to say this to Mr. Kogoto, who's been working so hard, but I think it's okay now.
08:25That's why when I turned 40, I told Mr. Nakaoka that I would do what I wanted to do.
08:32Then I thought, what do you really want to do?
08:36I started doing machines.
08:39Is that a machine?
08:41Why is that a machine?
08:43Even if you do it on your own.
08:46If you say that, I'll give you this receipt.
08:50What are you doing?
08:54Where did you do that?
08:58What are you doing?
09:01I told you about the rubber, didn't I?
09:04But you're doing what you like.
09:07Where did you get that from?
09:09I think Mr. Nakaoka is saying, thank you, Mr. Kogoto, and be free.
09:15I'm the one who told Mr. Nakaoka to grow his hair.
09:20You said you were tied up, but I think you're the one who was tied up.
09:26What did you learn from the elementary school newspaper?
09:30The elementary school newspaper doesn't have such a deep story.
09:33You didn't have kindness?
09:34No, I didn't.
09:35You didn't have kindness?
09:36No, I didn't.
09:38Here it is.
09:41Yes, this is me.
09:43It's been a long time since I've been on TV.
09:46I feel like I'm in the center of Daigo.
09:52What do you mean by the center?
09:54I feel like I'm in the center.
09:56Don't you say Tokyo?
09:58I feel like I'm in the center.
10:03This is a certificate I got to help comedians.
10:08It's the price of a reference book to get a license to be a financial planner.
10:14National Certificate recognized by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare.
10:17Financial Planner 1st Class, an expert in all kinds of financial knowledge, such as tax, insurance, and real estate.
10:25Savannah Yagi, who has such a title, wants to tell comedians about money.
10:31Comedians don't know much about money, do they?
10:33That's right.
10:35But Mr. Yagi was familiar with the National Certificate.
10:38That's right.
10:39I'm serious.
10:41It's not about TV.
10:42I'm serious.
10:43I can get into an old age agency.
10:46I found an old age agency where comedians can join.
10:51I'm already in the old age agency.
10:53Even if I go to the old age agency and have an accident, I can get money.
10:57So I want everyone to join me.
11:01I'll talk in the dressing room.
11:04I'll talk in the dressing room.
11:06I joined the old age agency two years ago.
11:10I went to the place where I was going to use it right away.
11:13There is a program called Keirin.
11:14I joined a variety show between races.
11:18At that time, I ate insect food.
11:20I ate Gengoro at a house-like place.
11:24It was a live broadcast.
11:25I forced myself to eat Gengoro.
11:27But I couldn't chew it.
11:28I thought I could drink it with a bottle of water.
11:32I couldn't chew it, but I thought I could drink it.
11:34I chewed it.
11:36Gengoro's elbow was stuck in my throat.
11:40What is an elbow?
11:41It's an elbow.
11:42It's here.
11:44It's here.
11:46I thought I couldn't breathe.
11:49It was close to the end.
11:52Anyway, it was stuck in my throat.
11:56It was stuck in my throat.
11:58I went to the hospital as it was.
12:01I went to the hospital alone.
12:03I was fine.
12:05It cost me about 40,000 yen.
12:08I was able to pay it off.
12:11I was able to pay it off when something happened.
12:15I was able to decide not to drink it.
12:18As an entertainer, there is no such choice.
12:21You were able to fold your elbow when you drank it, right?
12:24You were able to fold your elbow when you drank it, right?
12:27You were able to fold your elbow when you drank it, right?
12:29You were able to fold your elbow when you drank it, right?
12:32This is a study table.
12:35I see.
12:36I went on a trip with Daigo.
12:39We talked about the new country.
12:41I have a picture of Daigo.
12:43Do you remember this picture?
12:45I went on a trip with Daigo.
12:47I went on a trip with Daigo.
12:49At that time, I was told that I should go to the tax office because there was a new country.
12:55When I went to the tax office, I was told that I should wear flashy clothes.
12:59You're right.
13:00You're wearing flashy clothes.
13:01You're wearing flashy clothes.
13:02I've never seen that color before.
13:03I remember that very well.
13:05You were told that?
13:06Nobu was wearing boots.
13:09When I entered the hotel, I was told that I should wear sneakers to the tax office.
13:16Because it's fast.
13:17I didn't follow what I was told at that time.
13:22I did it.
13:23Really?
13:26It's expensive.
13:27It's expensive.
13:28There are many things I don't know.
13:32I want you to ask me.
13:34I want you to ask me.
13:35There are people who put money in the bank and throw it away.
13:42What do you think, Yagi?
13:43I have a lot of investments.
13:45I have a lot of overseas stocks.
13:47I have a risk of being bought.
13:49I think I should be careful.
13:53You can say that to anyone.
13:56This is 5,092 yen.
14:00What is this?
14:01This is me.
14:02Ishii.
14:03Yes.
14:04What is this?
14:05This is a receipt from a parent's high school that has been wasted because of a strange father.
14:12Ishii's father?
14:13Yes.
14:14My parents are quite old.
14:16I'm 36 years old now.
14:18My father is 83 years old.
14:22I'm not laughing at all.
14:24My father was 47 years old.
14:27I'm the same age as Yui Aragaki and Yuki Saito.
14:33I was born in 1963.
14:35My father is one year older than Biden.
14:39That's cowardly.
14:40One year older.
14:41You don't have to say Biden.
14:43I thought it would be easy to understand.
14:46I wanted to be really young.
14:49After this, he appealed to his 83-year-old father to make him look younger.
14:56Sometimes I was asked to do something strange.
14:59I was punished.
15:01It's the same as the night view here.
15:04Ishii's father.
15:07Ishii Sayaka's father is 83 years old.
15:11He started appealing to his father to make him look younger.
15:15It's a little embarrassing for a son.
15:18Because his parents are old.
15:20Does his father care about it?
15:23Does he have a complex?
15:25When I was with my father, he said,
15:28Hey, son.
15:30I call it politics.
15:32It's a son.
15:34It's not politics.
15:36It's a son.
15:38He appealed to his father to make him look younger.
15:41He said, Grandpa, today, too.
15:44He played catch when he was a kid.
15:47He was a bad player.
15:49It's sad.
15:51He was a bad player.
15:53But he played well.
15:55His shoulder was a little bent.
15:58I wanted to be really young.
16:01I've been doing muscle training.
16:04I went home the other day.
16:06I was shown at the door.
16:08I'm still young.
16:11I'm still young.
16:14I didn't do karate.
16:21I'm still young.
16:23I'm 83 years old.
16:25I'm still young.
16:28He appealed to his father.
16:31It's his father's effort.
16:33He's trying hard not to kill himself.
16:36Of course, I'm grateful.
16:39He let me be an entertainer.
16:41He pushed my back.
16:43When I was asked what I wanted,
16:45I bought it.
16:47But sometimes I was asked weird things.
16:51Recently, he said he wanted a new intercom.
16:55You can connect it to your smartphone.
16:57The app will start up and you can see your face.
17:00I bought it and sent it to him.
17:02But it was faster to send it than to watch it.
17:05So I had to return it.
17:08Your son bought it for you and you had to return it?
17:10Yes, I had to return it.
17:12The thing I didn't like the most was the electric screwdriver and the saw.
17:16I don't use this anymore.
17:21I've never seen it.
17:23This is an electric screwdriver I bought to appeal to you.
17:31You can't see the essence of an electric screwdriver.
17:35Me?
17:38I don't use it.
17:40I don't know where it is.
17:42I want to connect with you.
17:44I'm your father.
17:46That's why you look like an idiot.
17:48I look like an idiot?
17:50You look like an old man.
17:52You've been using an electric screwdriver for many years.
17:57You have such a wonderful thing.
18:00Everyone is angry with you now.
18:04I'll give it back to you.
18:07I don't have a parent.
18:09I feel sorry for you.
18:10It's okay.
18:12You're an 80-year-old man.
18:14I'm still young.
18:16Mr. Yagi, that's what you mean.
18:18I want to appeal to you.
18:20Mr. Yagi, please be angry with me.
18:26I can't see anything.
18:28You're lying.
18:30Please do it.
18:32Please do it.
18:34This is 15,700 yen.
18:38Who is it?
18:40This is me.
18:42In pajamas.
18:43Do you ignore my money?
18:48Can you hear me?
18:50If you can hear me, it's a problem.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:54I didn't see anything.
18:56Did you see anything?
18:58I didn't see anything.
19:00I can see it.
19:02This is a school subject.
19:04This is about the art I do.
19:06I want to surprise the world.
19:10I made this after no one did it.
19:13That's amazing.
19:14Unagi Ginshari has a unique personality.
19:17What kind of art is this?
19:22Look at this work.
19:24This is Milk Boy's hair.
19:26This is the hair of Milk Boy's hair.
19:30This is the hair of Milk Boy's hair.
19:33This is the hair of Milk Boy's hair.
19:36This is the hair of Milk Boy's hair.
19:38This is called hair art.
19:40Everyone doesn't understand this.
19:43Is this scary?
19:45This is different from what you see.
19:47I brought it today.
19:49This is a real hair.
19:51This is a real hair.
19:52This is a real human hair.
19:55This is Utsumi's work.
19:57This is what it looks like.
19:59This is the size of a human hair.
20:01This is a real hair.
20:03This is a resin.
20:06This is a resin.
20:08This is a real hair.
20:10There are many unique hairstyles.
20:13There was a master who asked me to give him my hair.
20:18This is the master.
20:21He came to get his hair done.
20:24He gave me this envelope.
20:28This is written here.
20:31This is a real hair.
20:34This is a real hair.
20:35Can I touch this?
20:36This is a real hair.
20:39This is a real hair.
20:41This is a real hair.
20:44This is the same as the hair of a wild dog.
20:48This is a real hair.
20:51Can I touch this?
20:54This is a real hair.
20:56This is the hair of autumn.
20:58This is a real hair.
21:00This is a real hair.
21:02This is KUMADA MASASHI.
21:05This hair was growing on the side.
21:09This is a little hair.
21:11I got this hair because it was valuable.
21:13This is what KUMADA MASASHI got.
21:16This is a little hair on the side.
21:19This is a beard.
21:21This is a real hair.
21:23This is a powder.
21:25This smells like a dog.
21:29This smells like a beard.
21:31Please smell this.
21:34Please smell this.
21:39I'm sorry.
21:42This is a central program.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:46Please stop it.
21:50Please smell this.
21:52This is a real hair.
21:55This smells bad.
21:57This smells bad.
22:00This smells bad.
22:02This is a real hair.
22:05This is a real hair.
22:07You made this.
22:10Can I touch your hair?
22:13That's fine.
22:14Is that true?
22:15That's fine.
22:16Now.
22:19Now?
22:23This is a real hair.
22:25This is now.
22:27This is a real hair.
22:29This is a real hair.
22:30This is a real hair.
22:35This is a real hair.
22:37This is a real hair.
22:38I want to see this again.
22:40I want to see this again.
22:42I want to see this again.
22:47Can I touch your hair?
22:50That's fine.
22:51Is that true?
22:52That's fine.
22:53Now.
22:56Now?
22:58That's fine.
23:00He is saying a lot of bad things.
23:03The hair has grown a lot.
23:05That's true.
23:06I'm going to get a lot of hair.
23:08It's better to do it all.
23:10I will have a lot of hair.
23:12I'm going to have a lot of hair.
23:13We have a break.
23:15We have a break.
23:17It's dangerous.
23:18Where is this hair salon?
23:20I don't know.
23:22I don't know.
23:24I don't know why, but I feel like something weird is going to happen.
23:28That's right, that's right.