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00:00Prenez une douce respiration pour un cartoon Kramaganza !
00:16C'est...
00:18Kaplan !
00:20Où les cartoons et les comics s'unissent !
00:22Maintenant, pour vous emmener à l'intérieur et tourner les pages,
00:25voici votre hôte, Henry et June !
00:31Yeah !
00:52Hey hey, kablimxe !
00:54Merci d'accueillir une nouvelle épisode de
00:57Ka blehm !
00:58I'm ka-pooped.
01:16What's that?
01:17Just a memo. Something about the producers making us take a physical fitness test.
01:21Take a what?
01:23If you fail to pass the Kablam physical fitness test, he will be retired as host of the show.
01:31There's no way we can pass. Look at us. We're extra wide loads.
01:38Wait! I know someone who can help us. He'll whip our bloated bottoms into shape.
01:42Alright!
01:43Let's go for it!
01:47How about you turn the page?
01:49I got the last one.
01:51Please? You're closer.
01:53What are you talking about?
01:55Come on, I'm tired. I opened the memo.
02:01Dateline, Action League Testing Center.
02:03To renew their Action Hero licenses, our heroes face an excruciating, exhausting exam.
02:10The first grade equivalency test.
02:14Time's up. Hand in your answer sheets.
02:17Moments later...
02:19Thunder Girl, pass. Chief, pass. Stinky Diver, pass. Melt Man, pass. Justice, pass.
02:26I guess that's it. No way. The Flesh, fail.
02:29Hooray for me!
02:31Sorry, Flesh, but I have no choice but to ask you for your badge.
02:34Why? Did you lose yours?
02:36No, you bonehead! Don't you get it? You're out of the Action League!
02:41Ouah!
02:46Action League, now.
02:48Today's episode, The Naked and the Dumb.
02:52We find our heroes at Action Headquarters trying to solve the mystery behind Flesh's failure.
02:59Blimey! The moron marked his answers in the shape of a cat!
03:03I did not!
03:05I knew he couldn't be that stupid.
03:07I made a little kitten.
03:10I'm sorry, Flesh. I don't like it any more than you do, but rules are rules.
03:15You'll have to leave now, big fella.
03:17Oh, Chiefs.
03:18Wait, Chief. We need the Flesh. None of us has super strength.
03:22Oh, yeah? Watch and be amazed.
03:29Are you amazed yet?
03:30Bill, there must be some way the Flesh can stay in the League.
03:33There's nothing I can do. Unless, of course, he retakes the test and passes it.
03:37And there is nothing you can do!
03:39Wait! We can help him study!
03:41Let's do it!
03:42Good idea!
03:43And so, the Action League tutors a disrobed dingbat.
03:47Two, three, four birdies.
03:50Now, how many birdies are left if you take away one?
03:53Let's see.
03:54Ow!
03:55Eleventy-five.
03:56Close enough.
03:57I think our work here is done.
04:00Now you draw a triangle, Flesh.
04:04Now, let's see.
04:05Should I put the ruler here?
04:07Ow!
04:08Oh, just anywhere is fine.
04:11See? Stinky, now write your name.
04:14Okey-dokey.
04:15Or...
04:22After a week of intensive care, er, study,
04:25the League finally gives the Flesh what he needs to pass his exam.
04:29Woo! I'm all over this test!
04:32Looks like the test is all over you, cheat notes Flesh.
04:35Blast it, Bill! It's a big dope's only chance of passing!
04:38Sorry. League regulations. No cheat notes.
04:43But I used them!
04:44Er, didn't.
04:46Don't worry! You guys learned me real good!
04:53Begin.
04:54Will the Flesh pass the test and make the grade?
04:57First grade?
04:59Or was all his schooling for squat?
05:02Find out in the action-tutored conclusion of Action League.
05:08Boy, that Flesh is cut like a deli tray!
05:10He passed the Kablam Physical Fitness Test, no problemo!
05:13So where's that friend of yours who's gonna get us into shape anyway?
05:17Henry! Oh, Henry!
05:20Your aerobicizing angel has arrived, baby!
05:24Richard! Thanks for coming so quickly.
05:27Henry, I didn't know you knew Richard Simmons.
05:30Yeah, we met at the Circus of the Stars.
05:33Yeah! I've arrived just in the nick of time!
05:36You sure did! June and I are gonna get canned if we don't pass this dumb fitness test!
05:41Don't fret, cutie!
05:43I've assisted millions of people shed over 10,000 combined tons!
05:47I've even helped a big fat whale!
05:50Richard?
05:51Named Shamu!
05:54Well, don't just sit there! Get off those tushies!
05:58It's time to sweat off those pounds!
06:01Come on! Exercise is your friend!
06:04Exercise is fun!
06:09Woohoo! Let's aerobicize!
06:12Yeah! Exercise is fun!
06:14That's the spirit, sisters! Say no to flap!
06:19Come on, kids!
06:20Come on, kids! Get up off your butts!
06:22Turn off your TV and exercise!
06:25Richard, no!
06:27What you are about to see is top secret.
06:29It is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote-controlled camera.
06:34It shows his attempts to educate a caveman.
06:36They have been codenamed the Prometheus and Bob tapes.
06:41Tape 404. Softball.
06:51Tape 405. Softball.
06:55Tape 406. Softball.
07:01Tape 407. Softball.
07:12Tape 408. Softball.
07:16Tape 409. Softball.
07:20Tape 4010. Softball.
07:30Tape 4011. Softball.
07:41Tape 4012. Softball.
07:50Tape 4013. Softball.
07:54Tape 4014. Softball.
07:59Tape 4015. Softball.
08:06Tape 4016. Softball.
08:14Tape 4017. Softball.
08:21Tape 4018. Softball.
08:27Tape 4019. Softball.
08:31Tape 4020. Softball.
08:40Hey, Kablamoys! Keep your hinder in the recliner!
08:43Still to come, Life with Loopy, Emmett, Freddy,
08:48and when we return, more Action League Now!
08:51Right here on Kablam!
09:18Sous-titres par Juanfrance