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00:00:36Alright, BFF's 200th episode.

00:00:39Woohoo! Look at us go.

00:00:42I had no idea.

00:00:43Geez.

00:00:44I didn't know either. What the hell?

00:00:45And I know we're off the Zach ship.

00:00:49I gotta say, Brie, and maybe it's because you're doing your makeup now and not in a truck,

00:00:53you look way better.

00:00:54No, I literally look way better.

00:00:57I feel way better.

00:00:58Yeah, it's like noticeably better.

00:01:00It's shocking.

00:01:01It's a little bit more life behind the eyes, you could say.

00:01:05I know.

00:01:06It's so sad to look back at stuff and be like, fuck.

00:01:09I was really in the trenches.

00:01:10Yeah, you were.

00:01:11It's like hard looking now.

00:01:12And again, it could have been makeup.

00:01:13You were on the road.

00:01:14But noticeably.

00:01:15No, I was still doing my makeup on the road.

00:01:16Well, then, yeah, you just look way better.

00:01:18So that's good.

00:01:19On to better things.

00:01:20Yes.

00:01:21So, Josh, what do you got for the mug?

00:01:24Oh, sorry.

00:01:25Oh, you know what?

00:01:26I wasn't even going to bring it up, Dave.

00:01:28But I did just sip right into the mic.

00:01:30So I'm glad you called.

00:01:31This is just a pharmacy label one.

00:01:33It says the label is fuck it all.

00:01:37And it's caffeine.

00:01:39It's just like a caffeine prescription.

00:01:41Drink one cup until all problems disappear.

00:01:44Repeat dosage endlessly.

00:01:46Refills unlimited.

00:01:47Oh, it's giving millennial.

00:01:49Yeah, I bought a mug online three pack.

00:01:51I don't know if I should save it for when it gets here.

00:01:54I got influenced.

00:01:56Like, it showed up in my Instagram ads.

00:01:59And I was like, oh, I have to have it.

00:02:01Need to have it.

00:02:02Are you going to wait for a review here?

00:02:04Are you going to tease us a little bit?

00:02:06I feel like half the shit I buy in that fashion just never comes.

00:02:10And you never find it.

00:02:11On like the online social media.

00:02:13Yeah.

00:02:14Yeah, because it's always the coolest looking stuff.

00:02:16But it's getting shipped from like Bangladesh.

00:02:18Yeah.

00:02:19You never know when it's coming.

00:02:20Takes three months.

00:02:21Yeah.

00:02:22Yeah.

00:02:23So listen, I guess everyone's like Dave with BFFs.

00:02:25I mean, if you have me, I plan on like being a pretty regular guest on BFFs.

00:02:32So if the mugs come in three months, I'll wait.

00:02:37I'm going to wait.

00:02:38It's a good mug.

00:02:39Sweet.

00:02:40Something to look forward to.

00:02:41What?

00:02:42Does that mean you're already missing us?

00:02:43Yeah, you already want to come back a little bit.

00:02:45No, the every week.

00:02:46Like, I feel like maybe once a month or when you guys are like that,

00:02:50that works more than like the every week type stuff.

00:02:53Hey, have you seen the outpour of comments of people being like,

00:02:59Dave, you're not too old.

00:03:00The elder statesman does pull it together a little bit.

00:03:04I'm 40 years old and I watched this to understand my kid's drama.

00:03:08Have you seen any of those?

00:03:09I have seen.

00:03:10And who knows?

00:03:11Maybe it can change.

00:03:12Like, again, clearly, I have such a hard time doing something with

00:03:22people when I know there's clamps.

00:03:24And this isn't a shot at Bree.

00:03:27Like, it affected the show.

00:03:29Like, she was not doing well.

00:03:31And like, it just felt.

00:03:33So that's not why I stopped.

00:03:35Like, you guys know it was a while.

00:03:37I'm like, this doesn't feel right.

00:03:39But even when I do sling it, like I said,

00:03:41like some of the stuff with Nessa going way back,

00:03:44like, and I'm just hammering.

00:03:46It's like, she's so young.

00:03:47I don't know.

00:03:48I have.

00:03:49But I think me and Bree are a little older now.

00:03:53So like, we're not dealing with the same way that we talk about people.

00:03:57But I have a Nessa question, Josh.

00:03:59Am I allowed to listen to her new album?

00:04:01I mean, yeah, dude, that was so long ago.

00:04:03Because you guys are friends, right?

00:04:05Yeah, we're cordial.

00:04:06I mean, like, it's not like we're like hanging out.

00:04:08You know what I'm saying?

00:04:09But I'm so okay with you.

00:04:13Listen, there's also crazy different elements.

00:04:16That crazy different elements.

00:04:18Well, like, put things in perspective.

00:04:20Like, what you dealt with isn't what went on.

00:04:23So, you know, it puts different beefs.

00:04:27Like, I went crazy way back in the day.

00:04:30It's like I got cheated on.

00:04:31Like, who cares?

00:04:33In the scheme of things.

00:04:34No, I don't operate like that.

00:04:36I go nuts and ask questions later.

00:04:39That's like my MO.

00:04:40Yeah.

00:04:41Yeah, I felt like, I just think it was, when I think about it,

00:04:45I just think it was so long ago.

00:04:47I mean, comparatively to how long I've lived.

00:04:49And then also, it was like, I was so young.

00:04:53Like, we were so young.

00:04:54We were like 17.

00:04:55You were babies, yeah.

00:04:56You know what I mean?

00:04:57Like, we weren't out of high school yet.

00:04:58And then you throw in LA, drugs, money, partying.

00:05:01It's like, what was the recipe there?

00:05:03It wasn't for any success.

00:05:04It was going to be a recipe for disaster.

00:05:06Then you have people in my ear, people in her ear from both teams.

00:05:09All that stuff.

00:05:10And then you have me as a psycho, new to things.

00:05:13You know, like, what's going on?

00:05:14Like, let Dave eat.

00:05:15And then I come into my Monday podcast, like, the day I get the news.

00:05:20It's like, what were you thinking there?

00:05:22So, I think to me, I'm just, I wish the best for everyone in that situation.

00:05:25And it's just, we all move on and grow up.

00:05:27Okay.

00:05:28I like that.

00:05:30On to more normal highlights.

00:05:32Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul fight.

00:05:38Nobody was more right about this.

00:05:39Did you guys both watch it?

00:05:41I stopped watching it because it was a little tough to watch.

00:05:44It was awful to watch for multiple reasons.

00:05:47The buffering was awful for Netflix.

00:05:50I think they said 60 million, which is insane.

00:05:52I guess I have no idea how many people even have Netflix.

00:05:56It doesn't surprise me that a shit that was free.

00:05:59So, it was built up.

00:06:01I preface this by saying I want to bet my entire net worth on Jake Paul.

00:06:05Like, I am a Tyson historian.

00:06:07I'm a boxing historian.

00:06:09So, I remember, I'm old enough.

00:06:11I, like, when Tyson fought, appointment TV.

00:06:14And back in the day, half the time, it was like closed circuit.

00:06:16But there's never in my, I'm 47.

00:06:18There's never been anybody quite like him.

00:06:20And the world stopped when he fought.

00:06:23And he was scary.

00:06:24And he was the most dangerous man.

00:06:25The most dangerous man on the planet.

00:06:27Those days were so far gone.

00:06:29He was, like, he went to jail for rape.

00:06:32Kind of a weird case, if I recall.

00:06:34But anyways, came out.

00:06:35He was still feared.

00:06:36And that almost, he got the eye tattooed.

00:06:38More scared.

00:06:39But he was never the same guy.

00:06:40Did he bite the ear off?

00:06:42Post prison?

00:06:43Post.

00:06:44He bit the ear off.

00:06:45Yeah.

00:06:46Yeah.

00:06:47And a lot of that, a lot of people said who really knew.

00:06:48And I talked to, like, his ex-trainers.

00:06:50It's like when Tyson thought he couldn't win or get scared in the prime.

00:06:54He would do something crazy.

00:06:55It was almost like a way to get out of the fight.

00:06:57But his last four fights he lost.

00:07:01And this is 30 years ago.

00:07:03I did his podcast.

00:07:06And he was so high.

00:07:08They had another guy because he could barely talk.

00:07:11He's almost just there to do, like, ad libs, right?

00:07:13Like, he gets really high on shrooms, doesn't he?

00:07:15Oh, that's crazy.

00:07:16Yeah.

00:07:17He eats, like, wicked amount of shrooms.

00:07:18So what kind of conversations did you guys have?

00:07:20Nothing.

00:07:21It was almost like the other.

00:07:23The third guy there kind of running the thing.

00:07:25Occasionally pipe up and say stuff.

00:07:27Like a translator?

00:07:28It was an athlete.

00:07:30But Tyson was out to lunch.

00:07:34He just wasn't there.

00:07:35He walked with, like, a lip.

00:07:38He has a cane.

00:07:39So it was the greatest.

00:07:41I called it a con job marketing.

00:07:44But, like, I would do it if I were either of them.

00:07:47Jake got 40 million.

00:07:48Tyson got 20.

00:07:49Neither of them.

00:07:50Yeah.

00:07:51Neither of them are in danger.

00:07:52But it was exactly what I thought.

00:07:54So, I mean, Tyson didn't need.

00:07:59But, like, he's not rolling in dough like he.

00:08:02Huge payday for him.

00:08:03Yeah.

00:08:04So I felt like it was a money grab.

00:08:06And then I knew it was going to be a Jake Paul win.

00:08:11I think everyone knew.

00:08:12Yeah.

00:08:13Like, Jake Paul was going to win the fight.

00:08:14He was 2-1 underdog.

00:08:15It was only 2-1.

00:08:16I mean, Tyson.

00:08:17I know.

00:08:18But, I mean, I'm not, like, a gambler like you, Dave.

00:08:21I'm not a gambler like you.

00:08:22And I put six units on Jake to win.

00:08:24Because I was like, he's going to win this.

00:08:26Yeah.

00:08:27And I did the same for it to go the distance.

00:08:28Because I was like, this is going to be a distance fight.

00:08:30They're not going to throw at each other.

00:08:32They're going to do their little, like, sparring throughout.

00:08:34It's going to be, like, Jake taking it kind of easy.

00:08:37Because he's fighting somebody so old.

00:08:39If Jake knocked him out, that's bad for Jake.

00:08:42That's terrible for Jake.

00:08:43You're hurting Mike Tyson.

00:08:44That's terrible for Jake.

00:08:45Yeah.

00:08:46Well, did you guys see, like, everyone crying on social media after?

00:08:48Being like, they felt so bad for Mike Tyson.

00:08:50Yeah, which is crazy.

00:08:51Because he's a convicted rapist, and he punched his wife in the face

00:08:54and said it was the best hit he ever had.

00:08:56So, we should be clapping a little bit.

00:08:58Yeah.

00:08:59Now, you can maybe argue he's had a metamorphosis of, like,

00:09:04how long do you hold somebody for their crimes?

00:09:07I guess that's, like, subtle.

00:09:08When it's that, though?

00:09:09No, I know.

00:09:10He's a bad guy.

00:09:11He was the baddest, scariest motherfucker.

00:09:14He'll always be the baddest man.

00:09:16And that's what people remember.

00:09:18But I don't think they actually watched him as close.

00:09:23Like, you just had to be out to lunch if you thought.

00:09:27I mean, I was talking to Pat Beverly, who works for us.

00:09:29He was convinced Tyson was going to win.

00:09:31I was like, buddy.

00:09:32I couldn't believe it.

00:09:33Yeah.

00:09:34Out to, like, you're just not paying attention.

00:09:36By the way, Jake Paul's.

00:09:38I say Jake Paul and Logan may be the two best marketers to ever live.

00:09:44Of our generation.

00:09:45Yeah.

00:09:46I mean, brilliant, brilliant.

00:09:48And his boxing career.

00:09:49Jake's brilliant.

00:09:50Like, he's built himself up enough where he can do this.

00:09:53People hate his guts for the most part.

00:09:56But he lost to Tommy Fury, who stinks.

00:09:59Like, that's the only guy who's ever fought who's sort of a real boxer.

00:10:04Sort of not.

00:10:05So, credit to them.

00:10:07Just a stunning.

00:10:09Like, study it for marketing, not for the boxing.

00:10:12Study it for marketing.

00:10:13It was surreal.

00:10:14Yeah.

00:10:15They're smart.

00:10:16The video here with Tyson and the little kid.

00:10:18Hilarious.

00:10:19I didn't see this.

00:10:20Hilarious.

00:10:21Oh, it's.

00:10:22This is vintage Mike.

00:10:24In your return to the ring for this fight,

00:10:26you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age

00:10:29to see the legend Mike Tyson in the ring for the first time.

00:10:33So, after such a successful career,

00:10:35what type of legacy would you like to leave behind

00:10:37when it's all said and done?

00:10:39Man, I don't know.

00:10:40I don't believe in the word legacy.

00:10:41I just think that's another word for ego.

00:10:43Legacy doesn't mean nothing.

00:10:45That's just some word everybody grabbed onto.

00:10:48Someone said that word and everyone grabbed onto the word,

00:10:50so now it's used every five seconds.

00:10:52It means absolutely nothing to me.

00:10:54I'm just passing through.

00:10:55I'm going to die and it's going to be over.

00:10:58Who cares about legacy after that?

00:11:01What a big ego.

00:11:02So, I'm going to die.

00:11:03I want people to think that I'm this.

00:11:04I'm great.

00:11:05No, we're nothing.

00:11:06We're just dead.

00:11:07We're dust.

00:11:08We're absolutely nothing.

00:11:11Legacy is nothing.

00:11:13Well, thank you so much for sharing that.

00:11:15That is something that I have not heard before.

00:11:17Someone saying that as an answer.

00:11:19Poor little girl.

00:11:20I've never heard someone say that before as an answer.

00:11:23Yeah, that's Mike.

00:11:25That's when Mike's gone.

00:11:26We're dust.

00:11:27Yeah, the things he said.

00:11:29I mean, he was a wildly scary guy,

00:11:32but those days are so long gone.

00:11:34And he fought Roy Jones Jr.

00:11:37No one cared.

00:11:39Two years ago, and there was the quietest little thing

00:11:41that just went under the radar.

00:11:43Yeah, and that's where people aren't giving Jake his due.

00:11:45They're like, this is all Tyson.

00:11:46No, it's all Jake.

00:11:48Yeah, Jake has the millennials.

00:11:51It's the combo.

00:11:52People want to see Jake get beat up.

00:11:54Yeah, and then by Mike Tyson, who else would you want it to be?

00:11:58Yeah, right.

00:11:59It's just no shot.

00:12:02I was mad.

00:12:03The only thing I was mad, I stayed up like an idiot till one.

00:12:08I bet 100 grand on it, so I won 50.

00:12:10That's a big bet, but I should have bet fucking more.

00:12:14Hindsight, though, let me put the deed to my house down.

00:12:17The second the fight started, I was like, Dave, you fucking moron.

00:12:22Now, how much you'd actually be able to get down, who knows?

00:12:25Yeah, because it's a weird event.

00:12:27It's like, are you going to be able to get the same thing?

00:12:30But as soon as I looked at it, I thought that, Dave.

00:12:32And I also was like, this is 100% going the distance.

00:12:35Yeah, 100% going the distance because what they're going to knock out.

00:12:38There probably was a no knockout clause in the contract they signed for this fight.

00:12:43Like, I guarantee that there was something that was like, Jake can't knock me out.

00:12:47It literally would have done Jake Paul no good to knock him out.

00:12:51I mean, people hate him, but I think that would have been a different level.

00:12:55You're picking on a 60-year-old, you fucking piece of shit.

00:12:58But they wanted him to fight him.

00:13:00I saw an all-time announcement that was like,

00:13:03Jake Paul is going to move on to conquer another sport.

00:13:07He's going to take on Babe Ruth in a home run derby.

00:13:13Babe Ruth who died 50 years ago.

00:13:16Listen, I don't know where they go next.

00:13:18They've been so unbelievable.

00:13:20Every time you're like, who do they have that can draw the interest?

00:13:23They come up with something. They're brilliant.

00:13:25You would do numbers. You in the ring would do numbers, Dave.

00:13:28Who, me?

00:13:29Yeah.

00:13:30Yeah, I would never do that.

00:13:31I can't lift my shoulder.

00:13:33It would do numbers though.

00:13:34If you want to take the payday, it probably would do numbers.

00:13:38The highlight was his ass. That was hilarious.

00:13:41That was crazy.

00:13:42I was sitting in my living room,

00:13:45and I'm telling Gabby to come out for the fight

00:13:47because that fight is about to begin, right?

00:13:49I'm like, Gabby, hurry up.

00:13:50Come on, the fight's about to start.

00:13:52And it's like buffering.

00:13:53It's just the screen is buffering at this point.

00:13:55So she's like, why'd you tell me to come out here?

00:13:58We don't even get to watch it.

00:14:00I'm like, no, no, I don't go back.

00:14:01Don't worry. It's gonna be a fun fight.

00:14:03Unbuffers Mike Tyson's ass right on the TV.

00:14:05It literally unbuffered almost exactly.

00:14:08That's crazy.

00:14:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:10She was like, what are you guys watching?

00:14:12Is this American boxing? Is this what happens?

00:14:14Quick shout out, by the way,

00:14:16the fight before Katie Taylor, Amanda Serrano.

00:14:20Unbelievable fight.

00:14:21What a fight.

00:14:22I go back and forth on this.

00:14:24I was actually at the one at Madison Square Garden,

00:14:27their first fight, best sporting event.

00:14:30I've been at Madison Square Garden,

00:14:32best fight I've ever seen live.

00:14:33It was exactly like that one.

00:14:35And Jake has done great by Serrano.

00:14:38She, everyone knows who she is.

00:14:39Tons of views.

00:14:40But for me, it's a little weird to put it before.

00:14:43Like, like those two women are warriors.

00:14:46And then you put it versus a clown show,

00:14:49but it's still, that was a great fight.

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00:15:48Ooh.

00:15:49I saw, I saw this.

00:15:50This is bullshit.

00:15:51Mark Zuckerberg recorded Get Low for his wife.

00:15:54He must've got in the booth a minute after I got in the booth.

00:15:58It was like immediately after you got in the booth.

00:16:01Big ass chain too.

00:16:02I kind of, I kind of like him now, Dave.

00:16:04Ah.

00:16:05He's kind of, he's growing on me.

00:16:07He kind of seems like he's going for Dave Shtick though.

00:16:09He's just kind of taking Dave Shtick.

00:16:10It's like wearing a dark shirt with a chain

00:16:12and like trying to be cool.

00:16:14Yeah.

00:16:15He's your cool, he's your little bro.

00:16:17Yeah.

00:16:18He's like Mr. Beast.

00:16:19He can little bro me.

00:16:20Yeah.

00:16:21Yeah.

00:16:22Wait, did I tell you?

00:16:23I can't remember.

00:16:24You can talk about it on this show.

00:16:25Yeah.

00:16:26Mr. Beast like big dick me bad.

00:16:28When?

00:16:29Where?

00:16:30On the phone.

00:16:31What'd he say?

00:16:32So we got, uh, all right, what happened?

00:16:38So Jerry, Jersey Jerry works for me.

00:16:40Oh, this is the Jersey Jerry thing.

00:16:41Okay.

00:16:42Calls me.

00:16:43And this is the night before the election.

00:16:45He was doing an election show and he called me and he's like,

00:16:47call me back, call me back, call me back.

00:16:49I called Jerry.

00:16:50He's like, Mr. Beast, uh, his guy,

00:16:52I'm talking to his guy.

00:16:53They want me to do a golf jump on a plane that night.

00:16:57Go play golf somewhere for a million dollars.

00:16:59Oh yeah.

00:17:00Yeah.

00:17:01Yeah.

00:17:02I remember part of this.

00:17:03Yeah.

00:17:04So a million dollars, a million dollars.

00:17:06And he's like, I'm playing, I don't know who I'm playing,

00:17:08but it's equal.

00:17:09Can I do it?

00:17:11And I'm like, Jerry,

00:17:12we kind of have our own like concept of a million dollar golf

00:17:16tournament.

00:17:17Can you hear my dogs?

00:17:18No.

00:17:19No.

00:17:20Okay.

00:17:21So we have our own concept of this that we want to do.

00:17:24And you're like kind of the perfect guy.

00:17:26It's like almost based around, I don't want to say specifically you,

00:17:29but you're a type of golfer.

00:17:30Jerry's so good.

00:17:31He's like a decent golfer.

00:17:33He needs the money.

00:17:34We want to make it pressure.

00:17:35So I'm like, let me talk to him.

00:17:37Uh, his, his guy, Mr.

00:17:39Beast guy, not Mr.

00:17:40Beast is what I thought he calls me.

00:17:43And he's like, hold on.

00:17:44Mr.

00:17:45Beast just gets right on the phone.

00:17:46He's like, Hey, this is Mr.

00:17:47Beast is like, we want Jerry to come do this.

00:17:50And he gave me more of the info.

00:17:52He was actually going to play Bryson DeChambeau.

00:17:54Now I thought Bryson DeChambeau was part of our golf concept.

00:17:58So that kind of irritated me a little bit, but still,

00:18:01it's like we are doing something so similar.

00:18:04I get how big you are.

00:18:05And he just big dick me.

00:18:07He's like, well, the thing is, if you Jerry gets all these views,

00:18:11you'll be able to sell more ads to Jerry.

00:18:14It's like, thanks, Mr.

00:18:15Beast.

00:18:16Like I know.

00:18:17And I know how big Mr.

00:18:18Beast is.

00:18:19And the only thing that did happen, he's like, you know,

00:18:21I really respect you.

00:18:22I want to work with you guys forever.

00:18:24I'm like, well, we've asked you to go on BFFs like 10 times.

00:18:28You've said no.

00:18:2910 times.

00:18:30He's like, yeah, he has.

00:18:32He's like, well, you guys are all controversial, blah, blah.

00:18:35So he big dick me.

00:18:36Like, what can you say to Mr.

00:18:38Beast?

00:18:39Nothing.

00:18:40He runs the Internet.

00:18:41He does.

00:18:42And it kind of bothered me.

00:18:43Brady to the gate.

00:18:44You did something with him.

00:18:46I did do a thing.

00:18:48So he's just picking off our talent to go.

00:18:51I'd rather it on our channel.

00:18:52But I just did a hamburger thing.

00:18:54Like, I didn't do a sports thing.

00:18:56I didn't win a lot of money, though.

00:18:58And there's a lot of money.

00:18:59And I felt bad.

00:19:00Yeah.

00:19:01But it's like that.

00:19:02Did the same with my.

00:19:03He did the same with my roommate, Blake.

00:19:05Blake went out, won a bunch of money and got a Lambo.

00:19:07He got a Lambo.

00:19:08Yeah.

00:19:09Yeah.

00:19:10But I mean, he sold it.

00:19:11He didn't want to pay for the insurance on that thing.

00:19:13So he just sold the left with even more money.

00:19:15But yeah.

00:19:17The Lambo.

00:19:18Yeah.

00:19:19Let me know to that.

00:19:21How do you say no to that?

00:19:22When you're like a Jersey Jerry position to like, you're gonna.

00:19:25He'd want to do it.

00:19:26I felt bad.

00:19:27But then it's like I talked to other people when I'm trying to

00:19:29put together shows or whatnot.

00:19:30No, my network won't let me do it.

00:19:32It's like, yeah, that's if you're on ESPN, you can't just go

00:19:35announce a Fox football game.

00:19:37I get how big Mr.

00:19:38Beast is.

00:19:39So it was tough.

00:19:40But he was lecturing me like I was tiny little Dick Dave.

00:19:44It was tough.

00:19:45It's like, what are you going to say?

00:19:46Yes, Mr.

00:19:47Beast.

00:19:48Yes, Mr.

00:19:49Beast.

00:19:50And he even puts the Mr.

00:19:51In his own name.

00:19:52Hey, like, I know self puts the Mr.

00:19:54There.

00:19:55So you got to give him the respect to.

00:19:56That's funny.

00:19:57I don't even think of that.

00:19:58Talk to a girl launches AI dating app.

00:20:01Gen Z's relationship guru.

00:20:03Talk to a girl.

00:20:04Haley Wells.

00:20:05Launch your own AI powered dating app called Pookie tools.

00:20:08Named after a nickname for a boyfriend.

00:20:10The app says it will help you conversation estimate people's

00:20:13hype based on photos, give date ideas, outfit recommendations,

00:20:16and more.

00:20:17I actually don't think that's like the worst idea I've ever

00:20:19heard.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:21I was confused with AI dating app, but now I get it.

00:20:23You know, it's an even better idea is the podcast that's been

00:20:26made off of the Pookie talks podcast or the talk to a podcast

00:20:30or whatever.

00:20:31There's actually a podcast that breaks down the talk to a

00:20:35podcast.

00:20:36And it's these two guys.

00:20:37It's can we pull it up, Austin?

00:20:39Can you look up like talk to a recap pod?

00:20:44Recap pod.

00:20:45Can you look it up and show a little video of these two guys

00:20:47talking?

00:20:48Talk to.

00:20:49I think that is what it's called.

00:20:50Actually, is she still like red hot?

00:20:51I would say she's gotten to like an orange range in the

00:20:59internet.

00:21:00For sure.

00:21:01This one is.

00:21:02Are these the guys talking?

00:21:03Talk to it?

00:21:04Yeah.

00:21:05Like they're I only watch on their episodes.

00:21:07I only watch it on their tick tock, but they break down all

00:21:12of Haley stuff and they take it like super seriously.

00:21:15Right?

00:21:16And some of the funniest content I've ever seen, like them

00:21:19talking about Pookie and roasting Pookie.

00:21:22I thought Pookie that I guess I am.

00:21:24And now I thought it was Sam Donald.

00:21:26Why did I think that?

00:21:27I don't know.

00:21:29But the way she described the way she described Pookie to me

00:21:32when I was on that podcast, I was getting sold.

00:21:36Were you on there when I was getting trashed?

00:21:38I was.

00:21:39That was pretty.

00:21:40I would have had your back.

00:21:41I did.

00:21:42I stuck up.

00:21:43I said Davis misunderstood, and I think he really likes you.

00:21:45You just had it wrong.

00:21:46I stood up for Dave.

00:21:47I don't like or not like her.

00:21:49That's what I said.

00:21:50I said, but I saw something like I was mad that she wouldn't

00:21:53talk to me or something like that.

00:21:54She said that.

00:21:55Yeah.

00:21:56But when I went on the podcast, she told me Pookie was like,

00:22:00not famous and was just a regular dude.

00:22:02Yeah.

00:22:03I don't know where I thought it was.

00:22:04Same.

00:22:05She sold me.

00:22:06Pookie was like Mark Zuckerberg, but not rich.

00:22:10Yeah.

00:22:11See?

00:22:12No, she's not dating Sam Donald.

00:22:13No.

00:22:14I think people just speculated anyone.

00:22:16I thought it was Matt Rife.

00:22:18I thought Pookie was Matt Rife for a while.

00:22:20See, the talking talk to a podcast broke that down.

00:22:23Exactly.

00:22:24Pookie's beef with Matt Rife.

00:22:25Only could imagine if his phone went off during that.

00:22:28Lady Gaga joins the cast of Wednesday.

00:22:33I don't watch this show.

00:22:34I know a lot of people do.

00:22:35I loved this show.

00:22:36It was good.

00:22:37I didn't watch it either.

00:22:38Jenna Ortega.

00:22:39Oh, my gosh.

00:22:40I'm in love with her.

00:22:41She's awesome.

00:22:42This is going to be epic.

00:22:43We like Gaga.

00:22:44People's Sexiest Man Alive, John Krasinski.

00:22:46I thought he already won this one time.

00:22:48He could win it for as long as he wants, man.

00:22:50Yeah?

00:22:51You think?

00:22:52Yeah.

00:22:53Actually, we had this argument in this room.

00:22:55I thought it was a Glenn Powell year.

00:22:57The guys didn't think he was that hot.

00:22:59I'm like, he's super hot.

00:23:01Okay.

00:23:02Jim Albert.

00:23:03Yeah.

00:23:04Jim Albert.

00:23:05You think so?

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:07Moppy hair.

00:23:08Jim Albert.

00:23:09Well, because he's so lovable.

00:23:10He's like the most lovable dude ever.

00:23:11But it's not.

00:23:12It's not.

00:23:13That's the thing.

00:23:14What is this?

00:23:15Glenn Powell was the sexiest man.

00:23:16Yeah.

00:23:17Did you see, by the way, the Baumgartner Instagram photo?

00:23:20Kevin Malone loved it.

00:23:22Can you pull that up, Austin?

00:23:24I'm looking.

00:23:25I just think, what is the award about?

00:23:27Is it about, oh, he's so nice?

00:23:30Or is the award, oh, funniest guy?

00:23:32Or is this man sexy?

00:23:34Like, just like, good looking dude.

00:23:36But he gives sex.

00:23:37Look at this picture.

00:23:38I love it.

00:23:39My favorite show of all time.

00:23:40Yep.

00:23:41Look at the logo.

00:23:42Oh, Barstool.

00:23:43Barstool.

00:23:44Yeah.

00:23:45Look how sexy he looks, too, though.

00:23:46That's a good photo.

00:23:47But listen, I can get sexy photos.

00:23:49Yeah, he does look sexy in that photo.

00:23:51But, like, if you were to walk down the street,

00:23:54and you pass that guy on your left,

00:23:56and then Glenn Powell's on your right,

00:23:58you're telling me you're going to your left?

00:24:00No way.

00:24:01You're going right every single time.

00:24:03I think ladies will disagree.

00:24:05I think they're going John Krasinski.

00:24:07To what?

00:24:08To fuck or to marry?

00:24:09Both.

00:24:10No.

00:24:11No.

00:24:12There's no one who's like, yeah, I'll fuck him over.

00:24:13No.

00:24:14I don't know.

00:24:15Let's do a poll.

00:24:16Let's do a poll.

00:24:17Comment below.

00:24:18Pull it up, BFFs.

00:24:19I know we got the moms.

00:24:20We got all demos, too.

00:24:21Pull that shit up.

00:24:22I really think, I don't know, John Krasinski.

00:24:25I mean, listen, The Office is my favorite show of all time,

00:24:28bar none.

00:24:29I love it.

00:24:30So I'm a fan.

00:24:31And he got into a little bit of some Army movies

00:24:33and stuff like that.

00:24:34But sex is, man, that's a good photo.

00:24:38Are NPC Miles Morales and NPC Pinkie Doll dating?

00:24:43I don't know who Miles is.

00:24:44We had Pinkie Doll as a guest.

00:24:46Yeah.

00:24:47I forgot about that.

00:24:48Are they still NPCing?

00:24:49Like, they're still doing that?

00:24:50Yeah, yeah.

00:24:51Kai.

00:24:52Kai's a subathon or mafiathon that he's doing right now

00:24:55where he's breaking the world record for most subs.

00:24:57What is that?

00:24:58I went to the Celtics game,

00:25:00and he and his crew would dress as mafia people in the front row.

00:25:03I was like, what?

00:25:04And it was, like, 90 degrees out, and they were fully mafied out.

00:25:07Yeah, so he calls them his mafiathon.

00:25:10He goes, like, live for 30 days straight.

00:25:12And, like, I mean, sleeping, showering, everything.

00:25:15He's live.

00:25:16He doesn't stop live for 30 days straight.

00:25:18Whoa.

00:25:19So during this, like, subathon is what they call it,

00:25:23you know, like, he's doing it to garner a high amount of subs,

00:25:26like when people pay five bucks to, like, sub to a stream,

00:25:28and he wanted to beat the whole world record.

00:25:30He did mafiathon one, beat the record,

00:25:32then his record got beat, so now he's doing number two.

00:25:35Do they act like mobsters?

00:25:37No, it's just for, like, I think, like, the promo.

00:25:40I could be speaking wrong, and I'm not, like, super tapped him,

00:25:43but I think it's just kind of, like, the promo video they did.

00:25:46They asked, like, Kim K to come in the promo video,

00:25:49pretend to be, like, his therapist.

00:25:51Brings in a lot of crazy people.

00:25:53Like, he's had, like, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Dicky.

00:25:56He had Bill Nye the Science Guy, Andre Udalla.

00:25:59He had good ol' Charlie Cast.

00:26:01He had Glorilla.

00:26:02I got in a fight with Bill Nye.

00:26:04What?

00:26:05Oh, damn.

00:26:06Why?

00:26:07Why are we fighting with Bill Nye the Science Guy?

00:26:08Bill Nye came on when we had Sirius Radio,

00:26:11as they, like, Sirius Radio would be like,

00:26:13hey, here's the guest.

00:26:14They'd help with the guest.

00:26:15He was, I believe, a Seahawk fan.

00:26:17Whatever the case, he was a big proponent into Flategate.

00:26:21He walked into a torture chamber.

00:26:24Yeah, that's crazy.

00:26:25I went for his throat.

00:26:26Bill Nye had no idea what was going on.

00:26:28Oh, poor Bill.

00:26:29So, what, he was saying the Flategate was real?

00:26:31He was saying the Patriots cheated.

00:26:33Yeah, and you were like, no, they didn't.

00:26:34He didn't know about the Ideal Gas Law.

00:26:36No, he didn't.

00:26:37It's like, what kind of science guy is that?

00:26:40Wicked Dolls link to porn website.

00:26:42What?

00:26:43This is crazy.

00:26:44This is the wildest thing.

00:26:45Is this real?

00:26:46Yeah.

00:26:47Yeah.

00:26:48Should we look it up?

00:26:49That's bad.

00:26:50I assume www.wicked.com, apparently.

00:26:54Oh, I could see how that gets.

00:26:56I could see how that gets misconstrued.

00:26:59It's like wicked XXX.

00:27:01Yeah, but how do you misprint?

00:27:03What did you misprint?

00:27:04That is how you spell wicked.

00:27:05Yeah.

00:27:06I mean, how do you not double check this

00:27:07before we put it on shelves?

00:27:09Oh, wicked.com.

00:27:10Yeah, that's crazy.

00:27:11That's like, not to keep going Michael Scott,

00:27:14but that's the office when they have the graphic images

00:27:18on the paper and he calls a press conference.

00:27:20He's like, first thing you do, alert the media.

00:27:22All right, Lamar Odom creates custom sex doll

00:27:25modeled after Chloe.

00:27:27That's crazy.

00:27:28Are they together?

00:27:29No.

00:27:30I don't think they are, so it's like an all time.

00:27:32He wants her back for sure.

00:27:34Get back.

00:27:35Is this a move?

00:27:36Like, hey, I create a sex doll?

00:27:38No, it's disturbing.

00:27:39It's not a move that gets you back with the girl.

00:27:41I think it's a move that gets you back in the girl.

00:27:44Yeah, but how is he allowed to do this?

00:27:47Well played on the words there.

00:27:49Yeah, that's gross.

00:27:50Well, I don't think he called it Chloe, did he?

00:27:52I mean, if it looks just like her,

00:27:54doesn't he have to get approval from her?

00:27:57Approval maybe?

00:27:58How does that work?

00:27:59Is he selling the doll?

00:28:00No, I think he just got this like for himself.

00:28:02He did just get it for himself, but like,

00:28:04can you go out and just make a doll of anyone?

00:28:07Like, is that what's the legality?

00:28:09Honestly, not that I'm wondering for myself, by the way,

00:28:12that seemed weird.

00:28:13Like I was asked for myself.

00:28:14I'm not.

00:28:15I think I would.

00:28:16Well, I think you can probably get away with it.

00:28:19If like, if it's just probably told people.

00:28:21Yeah.

00:28:22If it's just for him, I guess I'm kind of flattered.

00:28:24If my ex did that.

00:28:25XX not last.

00:28:26It's like, oh, they're still obsessed with me.

00:28:28Well, I guess my pussy's unreal.

00:28:30Like, but I don't know.

00:28:32Tom Holland pulls Zendaya from a swarm of paparazzi.

00:28:37Good for him.

00:28:38Yeah.

00:28:39This happened, like, three weeks ago, though.

00:28:40Yeah.

00:28:41Well, we didn't do headlines.

00:28:42Are we now going to go into just?

00:28:44I think we're doing.

00:28:45I think we're doing BFFs last whole month.

00:28:48Recap.

00:28:49That's more just some bigger stuff from that.

00:28:51We best.

00:28:52Okay.

00:28:53Chappelle Rhone calls out paparazzi is the premiere of Olivia

00:28:55Rodrigo's gut store movie.

00:28:56Chappelle Rhone called out paparazzi who was disrespectful

00:28:59there at the Grammys.

00:29:00After Chappelle Rhone is always complaining.

00:29:02She always be complaining about something.

00:29:04Always be complaining.

00:29:05Like, I kind of like it.

00:29:06The next headline.

00:29:08Chappelle Rhone told Billboard they suck.

00:29:11Chapel.

00:29:13Chapel.

00:29:14I mean, yo, Chapel.

00:29:16Call him out.

00:29:17I don't know.

00:29:18I don't know.

00:29:19I don't know.

00:29:20Before I read what this is even about.

00:29:22Don't you got a lot to be happy about?

00:29:24You just blew up onto the scene.

00:29:26But no one talks about her music.

00:29:28She makes a lot of happy comments.

00:29:29She does a lot of interviews, but people only talk about the

00:29:32negative things.

00:29:33That's a good point.

00:29:34That's a good point.

00:29:35I'm glad you brought that up.

00:29:36Yeah.

00:29:37She says a lot of great things.

00:29:38She loves her fans.

00:29:39She loves her job.

00:29:40All right, guys.

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00:30:38Let's get back to the episode.

00:30:40Fans believe Kendall Jenner and Joe Alwyn could be dating.

00:30:43This, of course, is Taylor's ex.

00:30:45Be an interesting pair of some.

00:30:48I don't care.

00:30:49Taylor's so happy with Kelsey.

00:30:51I don't think it matters.

00:30:52I'm in the rabbit hole of Taylor and Kelsey.

00:30:55Oh, my gosh.

00:30:56They're my favorite couple ever now.

00:30:59As you're learning and becoming a Swifty, the thing that I've

00:31:03always loved is how everything is so related.

00:31:10It's just a never-ending weave of a story.

00:31:13There's so much.

00:31:14My friends from home are hardcore Swifties, and I never

00:31:18really paid attention, but they're giving me the lore from

00:31:20the Tumblr days to now.

00:31:22You need to go to school to learn about Taylor Swift.

00:31:25There's so much.

00:31:26Quite literally.

00:31:27I think there actually is a class, though.

00:31:30There probably should be.

00:31:31We talked about it before.

00:31:33I think we read a headline.

00:31:34I think maybe Harvard was doing a Taylor Swift class.

00:31:37Yeah.

00:31:38Now I get it.

00:31:39Why?

00:31:40Because there's just so much.

00:31:41Wait till you see the concert.

00:31:42The concert.

00:31:43You're going to be like, how the hell did she do this many?

00:31:48It's just unbelievable.

00:31:50Is Karina Kompf retiring from OnlyFans after earning 67 million

00:31:56on OnlyFans in three years?

00:31:57Wow.

00:31:58Insane.

00:31:59She deleted the link.

00:32:02She later followed up saying she hasn't retired yet.

00:32:05She wants to separate herself from it slowly because of how

00:32:07she's perceived, but it's hard to walk away from the money.

00:32:10Sing it, sister.

00:32:11That's probably the truest statement of all time.

00:32:14I don't think anyone wants to do OnlyFans forever.

00:32:17You kind of get your bag and then figure it out.

00:32:19Yeah.

00:32:20I mean, 67 million seems like a bag you could walk away from now.

00:32:23But if you're still averaging that, how do you walk away from that?

00:32:28You're averaging a Ferrari every week, every month.

00:32:31Yeah.

00:32:32It's pretty tough.

00:32:33I like her for being so honest about it.

00:32:34Yeah.

00:32:35And she's right.

00:32:36I mean, if you're doing that, that's how people are going to

00:32:39perceive.

00:32:40Jack already paid Polo G to perform, and he didn't.

00:32:42Okay.

00:32:43Probably because no one likes him.

00:32:45So, I mean, what?

00:32:47I'm no Jack Daugherty fan, but if you're like, here's 200 grand

00:32:52and perform and you don't perform, can't you get that money back?

00:32:55You got to be able to get the money back.

00:32:57Yeah.

00:32:58Noah Beck's new Wattpad movie.

00:33:01Noah Beck's new movie, Sideline, the QB and me, based on popular

00:33:05Wattpad, is releasing at the end of the month and the first trailer

00:33:08dropped.

00:33:09The movie described as a headstrong dancer and a cocky quarterback

00:33:11fight against their feelings for each other as their post-grad

00:33:14future threatens to keep them apart.

00:33:16This sounds like every movie ever made ever about this dynamic.

00:33:21Yes.

00:33:22Yeah.

00:33:23Yeah.

00:33:24I mean, I love Noah Beck.

00:33:25He's always been so nice.

00:33:26I'm kind of excited to watch it.

00:33:29Gavin Kestel on the go hard launches relationship with marriage.

00:33:34This is the guy that people say you look like Josh or vice

00:33:37versa.

00:33:38Yeah.

00:33:39Yeah.

00:33:40In the best show ever.

00:33:41Did you know he was engaged or getting married?

00:33:42Josh?

00:33:43Yeah.

00:33:44So I did.

00:33:45You don't like it.

00:33:46Well, you're not like made me physically sick.

00:33:48Why did it make you physically sick?

00:33:50Yeah.

00:33:51I got ill.

00:33:52Silvana loved it.

00:33:53I get ill.

00:33:54She put it on.

00:33:55I get sick.

00:33:56Yeah.

00:33:57I mean, what?

00:33:58I won't give it to you.

00:33:59It does another show.

00:34:00It's not a show.

00:34:01A therapist show on ESP on HBO used to make me sick to shrinking.

00:34:05No, it was a long time ago.

00:34:07That show is awesome.

00:34:08I was gonna say shrinking is pretty good.

00:34:10Actually, it would make me sick.

00:34:11Like certain shows.

00:34:12I just get sick.

00:34:13Like because you just hated them so much.

00:34:15I don't know.

00:34:16It makes me feel sick.

00:34:17I have to leave the room.

00:34:18It's like a beach house vibe.

00:34:19It's I guess that show is for like the audience coming of age.

00:34:23It's a coming of age show kind of thing.

00:34:25But yeah, I knew I knew they were.

00:34:27I knew they were engaged.

00:34:29Gabby actually goes to church with them and does like her Bible study with

00:34:38Gavin's wife.

00:34:39And who is Gavin's wife?

00:34:41Is she famous?

00:34:42No, no.

00:34:43So that's why it was like such a shock.

00:34:45Cheyenne.

00:34:46No, I can't see your face.

00:34:47I want to see your face.

00:34:48She like doesn't do social media at all.

00:34:50So no one knew they were dating.

00:34:53They didn't like post with each other on Instagram.

00:34:55They didn't do any of that.

00:34:57And then out of the blue out of nowhere.

00:34:59Gavin just post that he's married.

00:35:01So like all these people were like, what the fuck is going on?

00:35:04Like we all thought he was single and now he's married.

00:35:07So the wedding.

00:35:09I'm happy for them.

00:35:10I mean, I hope it.

00:35:11I hope they have an unreal unreal marriage.

00:35:16Now that's a show.

00:35:18Everyone tells me.

00:35:19I look like the penguin girl.

00:35:20You do.

00:35:21Yeah.

00:35:22That's all.

00:35:23My DMS are is you look like you do.

00:35:24You resemble her.

00:35:25Yeah.

00:35:26Krista Malone.

00:35:27Sure.

00:35:28Yeah.

00:35:29I said that while watching it that show.

00:35:30If you haven't seen it.

00:35:31One of the best seasons of TV ever.

00:35:33It's so fucking good.

00:35:36Everyone I'm with.

00:35:37Everyone I'm with always goes.

00:35:38You got to watch Penguin.

00:35:39Oh my God.

00:35:40It's unbelievable.

00:35:41I'm going to get into it.

00:35:43Caitlin Clark's golf tee shot nearly knocked crowd out.

00:35:46This made me laugh.

00:35:47Yeah.

00:35:48A lot of pressure on Caitlin.

00:35:49She's a good golfer.

00:35:50She played it in like a pro and type thing.

00:35:52They're lining the sides and she just hammered somebody.

00:35:54Yeah.

00:35:55She hit someone.

00:35:56Oh.

00:35:57And she kind of laughed.

00:36:00She's like, you could add sneakers.

00:36:02I'm tentatively fingers crossed supposed to play golf with her

00:36:05in a couple months.

00:36:06Oh, that's cool.

00:36:07That's fun.

00:36:08So yes.

00:36:09Do you Dave work on your golf game going into that?

00:36:12Or do you go?

00:36:13I'm okay.

00:36:14Shooting 115.

00:36:15Yeah.

00:36:16Like working on my golf game.

00:36:18Even when I was playing mediocre amount, it didn't make me better.

00:36:22Like I could show up one day be awful.

00:36:24The next day.

00:36:25Good.

00:36:26I wasn't any consistency.

00:36:27So yeah.

00:36:28She's going to be a lot better.

00:36:29Oh, she's going to be way better.

00:36:31I mean, she's like the best female athlete in the world.

00:36:33And I'm me.

00:36:34So yeah, she'll be better.

00:36:35My mom would probably bring my mom along.

00:36:37My mom's actually pretty decent at golf.

00:36:39I feel like if you put in the work, man, you went to the range a little

00:36:42bit.

00:36:43I mean, you have to end up getting better a little.

00:36:45My shoulder only has like six shots in it per year.

00:36:48So right.

00:36:49Like mobility range of mobility is probably nothing.

00:36:52We've been talking about the surgery since we started the podcast.

00:36:56I know I got to find a doctor and I think I'm trying to do it maybe

00:37:00after March Madness.

00:37:01So like early April.

00:37:02And what's the what's the is it just it's a super invasive.

00:37:06Like why it's not.

00:37:07Why do I want the surgery?

00:37:09No, why don't haven't you gotten it?

00:37:11Like, yeah.

00:37:12Oh, I was going through a bunch of things.

00:37:13It's a long recovery.

00:37:14I really just found out maybe a year, year and a half that I needed

00:37:18it.

00:37:19Like, yeah, my shoulder has been fucked my whole life.

00:37:22Two to three years ago, something happened and started just hurting.

00:37:25Like when I sleep, like 20 minutes, I wake up, I have to change

00:37:28position that hurts.

00:37:29So I went to a doctor and they're like, you need a full replacement

00:37:32surgery, but you'll be out of commission.

00:37:34So a lot of shit was happening.

00:37:35I need time off.

00:37:36Yeah.

00:37:37Okay.

00:37:38Time period.

00:37:39May I get kicked in the face playing pickleball?

00:37:41This is an unbelievable video.

00:37:43I haven't seen this.

00:37:45I'm so excited for it.

00:37:46Play the video.

00:37:51Oh, my God.

00:37:54Oh.

00:38:03Oh.

00:38:09So now I mean, how are you not throwing hands instantly with the

00:38:14other guy that just kicked your buddy in the face?

00:38:16That didn't seem like a warranted kick to the face.

00:38:18Totally fair.

00:38:19Totally fair.

00:38:20I've seen the video at first.

00:38:22I had the same reaction.

00:38:23I kind of get it.

00:38:25The kick is over the top.

00:38:27But if you watch it, the guy slaps the paddle out of his hand in

00:38:31celebration.

00:38:32Right?

00:38:33Yeah.

00:38:34It doesn't look like it's on purpose to me.

00:38:36It looked like he went to high five the paddle and knocked it out,

00:38:39went a little hard and then went to pick it up himself, too.

00:38:42Right?

00:38:43Like he picks up.

00:38:44That guy seems obnoxious, but I don't think he needs a kick to the

00:38:47mouth.

00:38:48Am I buffering?

00:38:49So I can't see how hard he slapped it.

00:38:51I thought he slapped it like to be a dick.

00:38:54Yeah.

00:38:55My thing's buffering.

00:38:56So I can't see.

00:38:57No, he wants to pick it up.

00:38:58You want to pick it up.

00:38:59That's how we got in range of the kick.

00:39:01Yeah.

00:39:02Okay.

00:39:03I'm back on your side.

00:39:04Also, I'm kind of pissed.

00:39:05I got his friend.

00:39:06The guy's friend of like the friend of the guy that just got kicked

00:39:10in the nose.

00:39:11You got to instantly go throw at least one punch.

00:39:15One something.

00:39:16You can't just go up and go.

00:39:17Hey.

00:39:18Hey.

00:39:19Yeah.

00:39:20And it appeared that guy was twice his size.

00:39:21Yeah.

00:39:22Yeah.

00:39:23He looked taller than him and heavier than him.

00:39:24Yeah.

00:39:25Got to do something.

00:39:26Okay.

00:39:27You guys can miss me.

00:39:28I thought it.

00:39:29I get it.

00:39:30I'm on your side now.

00:39:31I mean, no one should get that excited about pickleball.

00:39:33Right?

00:39:34Like there never should be a time where do that.

00:39:36People take that shit serious.

00:39:37I've never played.

00:39:38I played it.

00:39:39That's too serious.

00:39:40It's fine.

00:39:41It's fine.

00:39:42It's fine.

00:39:43I've played it.

00:39:44That's too serious.

00:39:45That's much too serious.

00:39:46That was a competitive guy.

00:39:47That's too serious.

00:39:48Army hammers.

00:39:49Mom.

00:39:50Gift him a vasectomy.

00:39:51What?

00:39:52Army hammer.

00:39:53I had his mom join on the podcast.

00:39:54The army hammer time podcast reveal for his 38th birthday is mom.

00:39:55Gift him a vasectomy.

00:39:56I call army and I go army.

00:39:57What would you like for your birthday this year?

00:39:58He goes, I don't know.

00:39:59Maybe money.

00:40:00Whatever.

00:40:01And I was like, I believe I'm going to give you a vasectomy.

00:40:02That's disturbing.

00:40:03And so much to go through here.

00:40:04So much to go through.

00:40:05First.

00:40:06So now this guy obviously had like a whole movie about him and being like a wild person.

00:40:07Yeah.

00:40:08And he had like the whole like allegations of being like a cannibal.

00:40:09Yes.

00:40:10Yeah.

00:40:11If your own mother doesn't want you to procreate, you got to be a bad guy.

00:40:12Yeah.

00:40:13He like eight page Lorenz.

00:40:14Yeah.

00:40:15He did us some fuck shit.

00:40:16Yeah.

00:40:17Yeah.

00:40:18Yeah.

00:40:19Yeah.

00:40:20Yeah.

00:40:21Yeah.

00:40:22Yeah.

00:40:23Yeah.

00:40:24Yeah.

00:40:25Yeah.

00:40:26Yeah.

00:40:27Yeah.

00:40:28Yeah.

00:40:29Yeah.

00:40:30Yeah.

00:40:31Yeah.

00:40:32Yeah.

00:40:33Yeah.

00:40:34Yeah.

00:40:35Yeah.

00:40:36Um, I don't know if he did that.

00:40:38But no, I think she said, I think you wanted to eat.

00:40:41I think text got revealed kind of not recently, but within the last like three months from

00:40:46that entire situation.

00:40:47And I think what he had said about it was they were like doing a lot of intense role

00:40:54play and they'd be texting each other stuff like, I want to eat you or like blah, blah,

00:40:58Like it was like a very like intense role play situation

00:41:02is kind of what I was hearing.

00:41:05No, I don't know what's true and what's not.

00:41:07There's a documentary, it's pretty crazy.

00:41:09I saw the documentary, I watched it.

00:41:11That's how I knew.

00:41:12Couple canceled honeymoon after wedding guests

00:41:14didn't give gifts.

00:41:17A story's going viral about a couple

00:41:19who had to cancel their honeymoon

00:41:20after spending 60 grand on a 270 person wedding

00:41:23and only receiving 3000 in cash and checks total,

00:41:26which equals about 11 per guest.

00:41:29This can't be true.

00:41:30I mean, $11 per guest, first of all, brutal.

00:41:35That can't be true.

00:41:36I just can't see you not getting more money

00:41:38for your wedding.

00:41:39Exactly.

00:41:40Maybe it's a bad couple.

00:41:41Maybe people are like, I don't want it.

00:41:42270 people?

00:41:43270 people is wild.

00:41:46Like I don't believe it.

00:41:47They had a broke crowd.

00:41:48People give hundreds of dollars at weddings.

00:41:50Yeah, I don't believe that.

00:41:52I'm calling bullshit.

00:41:53Like one person's donation could have given like 40 people.

00:41:57One person, yeah, right.

00:41:5840 people, $10.

00:41:59So I think it's bullshit.

00:42:03Andrew Fettyunk tests Madeline White on Canadian slang.

00:42:07This seems like a good one for you, Josh.

00:42:08I don't know who either of these people are.

00:42:11That's Loud Luxury and then Madeline is-

00:42:13Yeah, Loud Luxury's like a DJ from a classic.

00:42:15I do know Loud Luxury.

00:42:17I didn't know his name was Andrew Fettick.

00:42:18Yes.

00:42:20Are we going to practice it and see if Josh knows?

00:42:22Well, like let's go through the video, right?

00:42:24Yeah, I'll just pause it after each one and then date.

00:42:26Are these two dating?

00:42:27Yes, they're engaged.

00:42:29They're engaged?

00:42:30Yeah, I love them.

00:42:30They're a great couple.

00:42:31You're going to tell me Canadian slang words

00:42:33and I'm going to guess what they mean.

00:42:34Still.

00:42:35I'm still.

00:42:36No, no, no.

00:42:37Yo, this coffee hits still.

00:42:39Still?

00:42:39Do you know it, Josh?

00:42:41What do you guys think it is?

00:42:42Still, like I'm chilling, I'm cool.

00:42:44Yeah, I guess still.

00:42:46It's the same, I haven't moved.

00:42:48It's kind of like,

00:42:51it's kind of like agreeing with someone, I would say.

00:42:55Yeah, I'm good.

00:42:56You're like, I think it's like usually used

00:42:58at the end of a sentence, like still.

00:43:00Like it's like you're agreeing with someone.

00:43:02Oh, still.

00:43:02Like facts?

00:43:04Like it was good then and it's still good.

00:43:06No.

00:43:07Like facts?

00:43:08It's just emphasizing the point.

00:43:10Yeah, kind of like a fax, kind of like a fax.

00:43:12Like you're, like he just said,

00:43:13you're emphasizing something, like.

00:43:15Yeah, this coffee's good, fax.

00:43:17A lot of Canadian, like the slang I feel

00:43:20like they're going to pull up in this video

00:43:22is to just like emphasize a sentence.

00:43:25Wheeling.

00:43:26Wheeling is pulling chicks.

00:43:28I thought it was pulling chicks, yeah.

00:43:29Yeah, it's like, or like as a kid,

00:43:31there was like wheeling and then dating.

00:43:36Like wheeling was like before dating.

00:43:38Like, are you dating her?

00:43:39You'd be like, no, I'm just wheeling her.

00:43:40Like, I'm just wheeling her.

00:43:42It's like, you guys are talking.

00:43:43Like, yo, I heard you're wheeling that chick.

00:43:46Talking?

00:43:47No, no, kind of, kind of.

00:43:48It's like Riz.

00:43:49Like if someone has no Riz, they'd be like,

00:43:51yo, you have square wheels.

00:43:52Ah.

00:43:53That makes sense.

00:43:54A good wheel is round.

00:43:55Yeah, exactly.

00:43:56Bear.

00:43:57Bear, yeah.

00:43:58Like, damn, that's-

00:43:59What do you guys think it is?

00:44:00There's no, you're not cool.

00:44:02You're bear, bro.

00:44:03That's not a bad guess.

00:44:05That's actually not a bad guess.

00:44:06I mean, we're just guessing what the word means.

00:44:08They're like, what do you think the word bear,

00:44:10like how's that used in slang?

00:44:12That dude's bear as fuck.

00:44:13Is this like a real heel?

00:44:15Like, look at, are those shoes, is that a shoe closet?

00:44:18What is going on?

00:44:19Yeah, she's fashion girl.

00:44:20Got it.

00:44:21They're just loosey goosey.

00:44:23I don't know any of these other words.

00:44:24Bear, I don't know.

00:44:25Take a guess, Dave.

00:44:26How would you use bear?

00:44:27All right.

00:44:29Yeah, it's just like boring, dumb.

00:44:33No, it'd be like, I'll use it in a sentence.

00:44:36Like, yo, there's going to be bear snow bunnies

00:44:39at the game tonight.

00:44:40A lot?

00:44:41A lot, yeah.

00:44:42Oh.

00:44:43There's going to be bear puck bunnies

00:44:45at the game tonight.

00:44:46I even went naked.

00:44:47Okay.

00:44:48Bear, that's a lot.

00:44:48We have that in England.

00:44:49What about like, yo, I was at this jam

00:44:51and there was a bear cactus farm.

00:44:53I don't even know what he's saying.

00:44:55Ways.

00:44:56Ways?

00:44:57Yeah.

00:44:57Ways.

00:44:59That's far out, man.

00:45:01Ways.

00:45:02Ways.

00:45:03I forget what ways means.

00:45:05I didn't use ways, really.

00:45:07Lots, lots of them.

00:45:08No, no, what are you saying?

00:45:10Like, yo, ways fam.

00:45:11Yeah.

00:45:12Ute.

00:45:13Ute, ute.

00:45:14What's he saying, fam?

00:45:15That's not Canadian, that's British.

00:45:17Yeah, so Toronto slang,

00:45:21which a lot of people call the ugliest slang,

00:45:25but I kind of like it.

00:45:27Toronto slang is like,

00:45:28I would say it's a mix of quite a bit.

00:45:30I would say it's mostly inspired by Jamaican.

00:45:34Okay.

00:45:35I would say it's mostly inspired by like Jamaican slang,

00:45:38but there's definitely a lot of UK influence in it as well.

00:45:40Like we had two soccer guys

00:45:42and they used to say fam every two seconds.

00:45:44Fam.

00:45:45Yeah, troops.

00:45:46What's ute mean?

00:45:47Ute is like a young and like someone like a little kid.

00:45:51If you're like son and something,

00:45:52like, yo, you're just a waste, you fam.

00:45:54Like, oh, it's a fucking ute.

00:45:56Like, oh, it's a little kid.

00:45:58Oh, like Mr. Beast was uting on Dave.

00:46:01Like Dave was just a ute.

00:46:02Yeah, like Mr. Beast was like,

00:46:03yo, Dave, you're just a ute.

00:46:04Let me bring Jersey Jerry onto my shit.

00:46:06That's pretty much what he was doing.

00:46:09Last two is zine and a milk bag.

00:46:11A milk bag, a milk bag.

00:46:12Gotta be boobies, right?

00:46:13This guy's just a fucking, a milk bag.

00:46:14No, a milk bag, just this guy's trash

00:46:16because of a bag of milk.

00:46:18Oh, all right.

00:46:19I was thinking big boobies.

00:46:20Have you ever heard someone say a milk?

00:46:22No, yeah, yeah, yeah, a milk bag.

00:46:24I haven't heard people use that.

00:46:26Again, every like little town and area

00:46:28probably has a little bit of different slang,

00:46:30but I think they're just referring to the fact

00:46:33that we put milk in a bag in Canada.

00:46:34Like we just bag our milk.

00:46:36You bag milk?

00:46:37Yeah, so we don't have, we don't have cartons.

00:46:40We have one carton that you keep in your house

00:46:42or maybe you have two cartons, like these plastic cartons

00:46:45and you put the bag into them.

00:46:46So you just reuse the carton over and over again

00:46:48and you're not like wasting plastic.

00:46:50Oh, wow.

00:46:51That's good for you guys.

00:46:52If I'm ranting occasionally for no reason,

00:46:55I'll be like,

00:46:55you guys have a fucking spoiled bag of milk or something.

00:46:58That comes out.

00:46:59Yeah, I like that.

00:46:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:00I mean, like, you know, you might call someone like

00:47:02if they're like not well-shaped,

00:47:04you might like be like they're shaped like a bag of milk

00:47:06because you just can imagine it's kind of like,

00:47:08you know, and like, it's like skinny fat kind of

00:47:10like a bag of milk.

00:47:11Yeah.

00:47:12Yeah.

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00:47:49Olivia Rodrigo says wanting to go to space is a red flag.

00:47:54I thought this was funny because it's so specific,

00:47:57but I kind of get it.

00:47:59I'd love to go to space

00:48:00if I didn't have to make the journey there.

00:48:02Like I'm not a big roller coaster.

00:48:06Like I'd love to be floating around in space.

00:48:09I don't think I'd take the rocket shit up part of it

00:48:12that great.

00:48:13Yeah.

00:48:14You would throw up, I think.

00:48:15I don't know. Big time.

00:48:16I see.

00:48:17And then I'm afraid I choke on it and die.

00:48:19Yeah.

00:48:20Turkish twist, Candy Lake Park, ultimate fear.

00:48:23That's your ultimate fear?

00:48:24I love that ride.

00:48:25Yeah.

00:48:27Throwing up, dying on your own throw up,

00:48:29I think that probably goes up

00:48:31as one of the most embarrassing ways to die for me.

00:48:33I think I'd give it top three, dying naked.

00:48:36That's gotta be one.

00:48:37That's a big fear of mine. Oh, I don't care about that.

00:48:39I don't want to die naked, dude.

00:48:40Cause then I'm not, I'm probably not in a good position.

00:48:42Like I might be lying kind of weird.

00:48:45Maybe there's bad lighting.

00:48:46Yeah, then they have to find you naked.

00:48:47What if I haven't, like, what if I haven't, you know,

00:48:49trimmed the bushes in a while?

00:48:50Your cheeks are spread or something.

00:48:52What if I haven't trimmed the bushes in a while?

00:48:54What if they're coming up on some,

00:48:56like a little, little mess?

00:48:58You know what I'm saying?

00:48:59Like, I don't want to be sitting there, you know.

00:49:01Bush out.

00:49:02Pubes, everyone remembers me from my pubes or something.

00:49:05How would that make you feel?

00:49:06You wouldn't like that.

00:49:07Yo, remember when we found him dead, his pubes were wild.

00:49:10Like, that's not what I want.

00:49:12I don't want that.

00:49:13But you are dead.

00:49:14I will say, I'd like, I'd like our crack research team.

00:49:17I always, I don't know if it's an urban legend.

00:49:19Josh, you won't know it.

00:49:20Bree knows that there's like a amusement park

00:49:23near where we grew up called Canobie Lake.

00:49:25And they have a ride called the Turkish Twist.

00:49:27It goes around like this.

00:49:28The floor falls out.

00:49:29And I swear somebody threw up,

00:49:33swallowed it and died on that ride.

00:49:34I've heard that.

00:49:35Wait, is this, is it an urban legend or is it real?

00:49:37I don't know.

00:49:38Dave, do you know the white rollercoaster there

00:49:40that keeps crashing and people keep breaking their necks?

00:49:43No, anything I believe.

00:49:46It's crazy.

00:49:48It's tough to trust those little fairs.

00:49:49But is this one of those rides that kind of like-

00:49:51You stick to the wall.

00:49:52Yeah, you stick to the wall.

00:49:53And it spins really quick, right?

00:49:54It's like almost like a spinning top.

00:49:56But it's open.

00:49:57A huge spinning top.

00:49:58It's open from the top and you can watch, like watch down.

00:50:01Yeah, and the floor leaves.

00:50:02So you're just stuck to the wall.

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:05Let me see what this one looks like.

00:50:05Cause we have something very similar to this.

00:50:07Oh, the memories are coming back.

00:50:09Oh, wow.

00:50:10I might be in this.

00:50:11Okay, yeah.

00:50:14Yeah, we have something like this.

00:50:15Oh, I'm getting sick thinking about it.

00:50:17I think we called it the Starship though.

00:50:20Yeah, and then the floor drops and you're just stuck.

00:50:23Yeah, cause of just like the-

00:50:27Oh, I can't even walk.

00:50:31God.

00:50:32We give Canobie Lake a lot of press.

00:50:34Yeah, I don't know if this is the press I want

00:50:36for seeing someone like potentially.

00:50:38It could be an urban legend.

00:50:40No, we had this and people used to like do crazy tricks

00:50:42on those ones.

00:50:43I remember like people like sometimes like stand out.

00:50:45You know what I mean?

00:50:46Like they're standing almost like it's crazy.

00:50:49Yeah, those ones were not.

00:50:50I hated that one.

00:50:51I hated that ride.

00:50:52Sickening.

00:50:53Timothy Chamelet attends his lookalike contest.

00:50:56This is old.

00:50:57We're getting into old news.

00:50:57I heard about this a long time ago.

00:50:58We're getting into old news.

00:50:59This is such a Timothy move.

00:51:01I love that for that.

00:51:02I kind of love it.

00:51:03That's funny.

00:51:03Yeah, it's great.

00:51:04Good move.

00:51:05Megan Fox pregnant.

00:51:07Gisele Bundchen pregnant.

00:51:09Pookie gave birth.

00:51:10So there's all.

00:51:11Let's go the big three.

00:51:12Yeah, catching up on everything.

00:51:14Did you see Tom Brady's very like?

00:51:16Yeah, he posted like a sad Instagram story.

00:51:19Deep Instagram story looking out at his sunset

00:51:22and he was like, can the child within my heart rise above?

00:51:26Yeah, he did landslide.

00:51:27Yeah.

00:51:29It's pretty funny.

00:51:31Only fans creator slept with 101 men in a day.

00:51:34Is that real?

00:51:35Ouch.

00:51:38I mean, look at the aftermath.

00:51:40She actually like has proof.

00:51:43That seems impossible.

00:51:44Yeah, she took.

00:51:45I mean, you can get it.

00:51:46You can get that done since you work all day.

00:51:48I just don't like that aftermath pick.

00:51:50What if it's 100 pumps?

00:51:52Yeah.

00:51:53One pump a guy.

00:51:55Yeah.

00:51:56So you're getting 101 pumps.

00:51:57Okay.

00:51:58Yeah, everyone just has a couple more realistic.

00:51:59I mean, wow.

00:52:02I mean, good for her.

00:52:03That's gotta be a record, right?

00:52:05No, I think.

00:52:06Yeah, that's why she did it.

00:52:07Is it Guinness world record?

00:52:08I thought, oh no, no, she just woke up in February.

00:52:11She's gonna be the first person to sleep

00:52:12with a thousand people in a day.

00:52:14Oh, wow.

00:52:15Training.

00:52:16Why, what guy would be like, let me be like 904?

00:52:20So many.

00:52:21Well, you can see they're using condoms

00:52:22because they're all scattered throughout the room.

00:52:25Still.

00:52:26I mean, yeah, it's absolutely not safe.

00:52:29Yeah, imagine though, like this being your daughter.

00:52:34No.

00:52:35To each their own.

00:52:35No, don't.

00:52:37Imagine it.

00:52:39Yeah, yeah, it just, it's tough.

00:52:42I mean, you know, make your bread, do your thing, but.

00:52:47Yeah, I mean, I think everyone could collectively agree

00:52:49that's insane, but.

00:52:51You also, a thousand, you gotta think it's a pump thing.

00:52:55Right?

00:52:55Yeah, because I don't think physically you could take it.

00:52:58No, like I think you would dehydrate or like die

00:53:01or something like that.

00:53:02It would be like really gross.

00:53:03Yeah, praying for her vagina.

00:53:05Madison Beer and Nick Austin allegedly split.

00:53:09Oh.

00:53:10Not a hundred percent sure.

00:53:11Is this the guy I met, Nick Austin?

00:53:13Yeah.

00:53:13Yep, yep.

00:53:14Okay, oh wow, they were together a long time.

00:53:17Actually, I think he DMed me

00:53:19about being in the Barstool golf thing

00:53:20that you guys are trying to promote.

00:53:21Oh, why?

00:53:22Yeah, he was like, he's a good golfer.

00:53:24And he was like, I think he had just DMed me recently.

00:53:26What does he do?

00:53:28He was in the Hype House.

00:53:30Got it.

00:53:31And now he's like, actually like a pretty,

00:53:33I think he's doing a lot of poker stuff.

00:53:35I think he's kind of become like a poker guy,

00:53:36but he is pretty good at golf.

00:53:38I'm pretty sure he's like a 10 handicap, 12 handicap.

00:53:41What's the deal with Madison Beer?

00:53:42She's touring.

00:53:43I feel like she's on the news a lot.

00:53:45She's just touring.

00:53:45She's a singer, so her tour's pretty big.

00:53:50Shaq gives Angel Reese uncomfortable advice for the WNBA.

00:53:52This happened a while ago.

00:53:53I saw this, it was crazy.

00:53:55Now, they're business partners,

00:53:56but like if I said what Shaq said-

00:53:58Wait, what did he say?

00:53:59Let me see.

00:54:00I'm in goddamn prison if I said what he said.

00:54:03You know what?

00:54:04I will bleed, dude.

00:54:05WNBA, I'm proud of you ladies.

00:54:07If you listen to my method,

00:54:08your dream will definitely come true.

00:54:09Lower that rim a half a millisecond of an inch.

00:54:13Imagine you're in them same little shorts

00:54:14you had on at the Wild or Not show, Duncan.

00:54:17Know how many t-shirts you're gonna sell, cuz?

00:54:18You tripping.

00:54:19Oh my God.

00:54:20What?

00:54:21What?

00:54:22Them same little shorts you had on-

00:54:23Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.

00:54:26You're not beautiful or good looking.

00:54:27You are gorgeous.

00:54:28There's a lot of gorgeous women in the NBA.

00:54:29Like, I love saying that when y'all be coming in,

00:54:32sometimes when people first see y'all,

00:54:34that's what y'all do.

00:54:35They don't know how fucking beautiful y'all are.

00:54:37But when y'all walk into the game,

00:54:39and men are watching the game,

00:54:40hey man, we like what we like.

00:54:41So if we like that, and you see y'all, Duncan-

00:54:44I'd be in jail.

00:54:46Yeah, I mean, yeah, you should be.

00:54:47Like, that's not what the fucking game is about.

00:54:50No, I'd be in jail.

00:54:50Now, he is quite literally, like,

00:54:52hit her business manager.

00:54:54Like, he helped negotiate the Reebok deal,

00:54:56so they're super close.

00:54:58But that was strange, and I'd be in prison.

00:55:00I like Shaq.

00:55:01I'm not an Angel fan, but if I said that,

00:55:04prison.

00:55:04Jail, like, straight to jail.

00:55:06Straight to jail.

00:55:08Lock him up.

00:55:08I do agree with him on the rim thing.

00:55:11I think that is a bad idea.

00:55:12So the rim thing, I could, like, maybe get behind,

00:55:15just because Duncan would be sick.

00:55:16I just get the rim thing.

00:55:17I also understand that women are like,

00:55:20nah, we can do the same shit men can do.

00:55:21So if they want to keep it at 10 feet,

00:55:23let them keep it at 10 feet.

00:55:24Do whatever you want.

00:55:25But we're just not genetically as tall as them.

00:55:27Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:55:27They play with a smaller ball, but if you watch-

00:55:29It's already different.

00:55:30It's already different with the smaller ball,

00:55:31so why not just roll over the rim like a little bit

00:55:34and y'all are going to start yamming?

00:55:36I disagree.

00:55:38I watched a lot of the WNBA and I think they're like,

00:55:41I think the game in a lot of respects

00:55:42is better than the men's game.

00:55:45So I don't agree with that part.

00:55:46Yeah, now I just want to make the shorts longer.

00:55:48What, you don't agree?

00:55:49What part don't you agree with, though?

00:55:51Like, you don't agree that they'd be yamming

00:55:53with a little lower of a rim?

00:55:55No, I don't think it would make,

00:55:57I mean, they grow up playing.

00:55:59I think it's hard just to, like,

00:56:00if you've been practicing your whole life

00:56:02with, like, a 10-foot rim, and then suddenly-

00:56:05None of them are also dunking at, like-

00:56:07But they're not even close.

00:56:09Or grading, you know?

00:56:10They're not even, like, close to dunking.

00:56:11That's my point, though, is, like,

00:56:13you got guys in guys' basketball dunking

00:56:15when they're in, like, seventh grade, you know?

00:56:16I think that's when every, like, white guy

00:56:18kind of realizes, like, all right,

00:56:20maybe I'll pick up a hockey stick, you know?

00:56:22Like, you're in grade seven, grade six,

00:56:24you're, like, starting to jump up

00:56:25and be able to touch the bottom of the mesh,

00:56:27and then you got your buddy over here

00:56:29that comes and just yams over your head.

00:56:30It's a different game, but if you watch the women's game,

00:56:32the fundamentals are almost better

00:56:34because they don't do the other stuff.

00:56:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're, like,

00:56:38the shooting, the passing, it is a different game,

00:56:41and it's a lot of fun to watch, but...

00:56:44All right, BFF Corner, Brie wants Stump Back.

00:56:47This story sucks.

00:56:48This is your cat, Zach took the cat.

00:56:50I have to let it go.

00:56:51I have to let it go.

00:56:52I'm never getting Stump Back,

00:56:53but I just, please, if anyone in Zach's camp is watching,

00:56:57make sure Stump is taken care of, please,

00:57:00and make sure that he doesn't get too close to Jack at night

00:57:02because Jack likes to bite cats.

00:57:04Okay, so pass that along.

00:57:06Sal Vocalo-

00:57:08Sal.

00:57:09Sal Vocalo addressed the drama.

00:57:11Oh, from Impractical Joker, respond to Page Six Report.

00:57:14This was hilarious. The best thing for me,

00:57:15personally, this was the best thing

00:57:17to come out of all of this

00:57:18because I love Sal so much, and Tonka Jahari saved my life,

00:57:22so this was awesome for me.

00:57:25Do you guys know Tonka Jahari?

00:57:26No.

00:57:28I would never order a whole pizza for myself,

00:57:31but I'll take it.

00:57:31I will never order a whole pizza for myself.

00:57:34I don't know what you're talking about.

00:57:35No, me neither.

00:57:36I got none of that.

00:57:37I'm Tonka Jahari, but I would never order a whole pizza-

00:57:39I was watching you talk,

00:57:41and I couldn't tell if you were talking to us seriously

00:57:43or with a joke.

00:57:44I had no idea what- I kind of just let her run.

00:57:45I thought she was talking to herself.

00:57:47I thought that was just a personal moment.

00:57:48No, I would never order a whole pizza for myself.

00:57:49I thought we would, honestly,

00:57:50that part was going to get cut out of the podcast.

00:57:51I didn't even know what was going on.

00:57:52No, I would never.

00:57:54I'll take it, though.

00:57:55I did see this.

00:57:58Rose interacting with a post about me and Bree Fong.

00:58:03Clearly, again, not that we've-

00:58:07I think we've spoken enough.

00:58:08It'll go on in Bree's life and world,

00:58:11but quite literally every single person

00:58:15from his past has basically, in their own way,

00:58:18confirmed everything, which says-

00:58:21it's not like there's a one-off.

00:58:22It's like people are rushing to the defense.

00:58:24Everybody's like, yup, yup, yup, yup.

00:58:27I FaceTimed with Rose for a couple hours, actually.

00:58:30I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that.

00:58:32I fucking love her.

00:58:34I've never felt more seen and validated in my life.

00:58:37Same with her.

00:58:38Oh my gosh, she's a great person.

00:58:40Hit a little screen share play to us, Dave,

00:58:43while that was going on.

00:58:44I would have loved.

00:58:45Just a little screen share play.

00:58:46That's between me and Rose.

00:58:48I know.

00:58:49Fans reclaim how lucky are we to-

00:58:51Two fans have been claiming Bree's how lucky are we

00:58:52to stay and gain tattoos with the saying.

00:58:56I think people are getting it a little confused, though,

00:58:59because I've had this tattoo for two and a half years.

00:59:01So he took it from me.

00:59:03So it was always my tattoo.

00:59:05It was always my thing.

00:59:06Me and my friends all got that tattoo in Vegas.

00:59:08He just wrote that fucking song.

00:59:10Yeah.

00:59:11It's cool, though.

00:59:12A lot of people are getting it and reclaiming it.

00:59:13It's really sweet.

00:59:14I totally thought that you guys were just taking his lyric

00:59:18and being like, this is our shit now.

00:59:19No, he took mine and said it was his shit,

00:59:21and I took it back.

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01:00:13So Bree was at UFC 39.

01:00:15Was this Bree09?

01:00:16Was this your choice ad deal?

01:00:18What happened?

01:00:20My guy friends, my best boys from Rockland, Massachusetts,

01:00:24texted me and were like,

01:00:25we really want to go to UFC.

01:00:26So I hit Dana up and he said, I got you.

01:00:29Did you enjoy it overall?

01:00:31You sat next to the tellers, which is kind of awesome.

01:00:33They're like the coolest couple from the outside looking in.

01:00:36Oh my gosh, they were awesome.

01:00:37I was cracking them up.

01:00:38They're the best people ever.

01:00:39Me and Kelly have something in the works.

01:00:42I actually have to talk to you about that after, Dave.

01:00:44But yeah, it was so fun.

01:00:46I want to go to more UFC.

01:00:48It was so fun.

01:00:49It is quite a spectacle.

01:00:50Yeah, I didn't know they fought until 2 a.m.

01:00:53So I was like drinking.

01:00:55Cause I was like, yeah, we're just,

01:00:56it's probably done by 10.

01:00:58I'm hammered on the side of the road at 3 a.m.

01:01:00I'm like, oh my gosh, they're fighting that late.

01:01:02No, it's long fucking nights.

01:01:04Were you going in and out of like Dana's little area

01:01:07where he has all the drinks and then run into the seats

01:01:09and then going back and forth?

01:01:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:12It's such a sweet setup when you go to those events.

01:01:15Yeah, it was really cool.

01:01:17Bree and the Australians.

01:01:18Bree met a group of Australians out at Billions Bar

01:01:20and showed them around the office the next day.

01:01:21It turned out that the men were famous in Australia.

01:01:23Bree hung out with some of them after UFC

01:01:25and posted a video close up to one of them.

01:01:27Yeah, these Australian guys were awesome.

01:01:29They're no longer in New York, but I frigging loved them.

01:01:32And they like failed to mention

01:01:34that they were the most famous guys.

01:01:36Two of them play for the AFL, I think, in Australia.

01:01:40I don't remember what it's called,

01:01:41but they're like the biggest dudes.

01:01:43And they were super cool.

01:01:45Bree's celebrity crush DMed her.

01:01:47On TikTok, Bree revealed that her celebrity crush

01:01:50DMed her while she was taking X-Act, but didn't answer.

01:01:52Have you since answered?

01:01:53No, I don't want to answer.

01:01:56I mean, do you know who it is, Josh?

01:01:58I'm trying to think.

01:02:00I'm sure at one point in my life,

01:02:02Bree has told me about who her celebrity crush is.

01:02:04I have a lot of celebrity crushes.

01:02:05That is true.

01:02:06I'm not gonna tell it.

01:02:07I was like, what?

01:02:08First, obviously, my mind went crazy.

01:02:11And I was like, Harry Styles?

01:02:13No, that's not it.

01:02:15No, no, no.

01:02:16It's an ugly guy, I think.

01:02:18He's not ugly, but you guys think everyone I think is hot

01:02:21is ugly.

01:02:22Pete Davidson?

01:02:22No.

01:02:25I'll tell you guys after.

01:02:26Okay.

01:02:28Bree going to the ERA's tour in Vancouver.

01:02:29I can't wait to hear how you love it.

01:02:33And I didn't even know, are you going to the last one?

01:02:36I think I'm going to the last one.

01:02:37I'm finding out-

01:02:37Yeah, so that's gonna be crazy.

01:02:38Soon, but also stay tuned because the Swifties

01:02:42have welcomed me with such open arms.

01:02:45I want to give back to them and just stay tuned.

01:02:46We've got something special coming

01:02:48for the Vancouver Swifties.

01:02:50Ooh.

01:02:51Yeah.

01:02:51Are you going to get the jacket?

01:02:53Yeah, I've been waiting.

01:02:54I can't, like, I need to know officially.

01:02:58I don't know what that means.

01:02:59Just tell them.

01:03:00I told them the 8th,

01:03:01but MB said they're sending me ticket options today.

01:03:03Okay.

01:03:05Josh named the Forbes Top Creators of 2024 list.

01:03:0827.

01:03:09Ooh, congrats, Josh.

01:03:12Some big dogs beat here.

01:03:14Alex Earl, Liv Dunn, Livy Dunn.

01:03:18I mean, I love you, Josh.

01:03:19Those are heavyweights to be ahead of.

01:03:21Yeah, yeah, no, I'm pretty, I'm pretty happy.

01:03:24I think there's some people in front of my name on the list

01:03:27that maybe should be behind it.

01:03:30I don't know who Adam W is.

01:03:32I don't know Danny Oss.

01:03:33I don't know Brent Rivera.

01:03:34I don't know Marquise Brownlee.

01:03:35I don't know Markiplier.

01:03:37I don't know Typical Gamer.

01:03:38I know Amber Chamberlain.

01:03:39I know Jake Paul.

01:03:40I know Logan.

01:03:41I know Drewski.

01:03:43I don't know Cobby Lane.

01:03:43Don't know Reddit Link.

01:03:44No Al Scooper.

01:03:45Don't know Mark Rover.

01:03:46No Dixie.

01:03:47Don't know the Stokes twins.

01:03:48Do know Charlie.

01:03:49No Matt Rife.

01:03:50Don't know Damar Mann.

01:03:52Mr. Beast, I know.

01:03:53Why is Matt Rife on there?

01:03:55Isn't he a comedian?

01:03:57Yeah, yeah, but I guess, I mean,

01:03:59he came up through, you know,

01:04:00posting his, like, crowd interaction on TikTok,

01:04:02but there's definitely a couple names.

01:04:04I think Kai Sennett needs to be number two.

01:04:08Yeah.

01:04:09In my opinion, Kai needs to be number two.

01:04:11I think there's a couple names

01:04:12that have been misplaced here,

01:04:14but I'm super grateful to be on the list.

01:04:17And what, it's a cool list.

01:04:19Good list.

01:04:20I just think sometimes Forbes,

01:04:22and they also look at different metrics, I think,

01:04:24than, like, you know, everyone else looks at

01:04:26when they think about, like, who's big on social.

01:04:28Like, it does have to do with, like,

01:04:29what companies are you making?

01:04:31Or, like, where are you making money in different areas?

01:04:33Like, they kind of look at all that stuff.

01:04:35Jen Tran reacts to Dave Collier hot.

01:04:37Former Bachelorette Jen Tran made TikTok

01:04:39with a former Dancer of the Stars partner

01:04:41and rumored boyfriend, Sasha Farber.

01:04:43What is Sasha Farber wearing?

01:04:46To an audio of Dave calling Jen Tran hot

01:04:48and complimenting her for dedicating her dance details.

01:04:50I like his sweater, though, if he had a shirt on.

01:04:52Yeah, he needs the shirt.

01:04:53Like Jen Tran.

01:04:54I think she's hot, and I like this move.

01:04:57Okay.

01:04:58All right.

01:04:59Nice.

01:05:00I wonder what the move was.

01:05:02I don't know.

01:05:03I think she did something,

01:05:04like, she said something or did something,

01:05:06and you were like, that's a good move by her.

01:05:08Got it.

01:05:09Okay.

01:05:10I mean, it loses its thunder when she's got,

01:05:12like, a girlfriend, I mean, boyfriend,

01:05:14wearing, like, his chest all out.

01:05:18Dave was a part of SNL skit.

01:05:20I did see this, Bill Burr.

01:05:22This is funny.

01:05:22This is, like, an inside.

01:05:23So, I'm friends with Bill.

01:05:25Kind of, like, an inside joke of me

01:05:26being, like, the stereotypical Patriot fan.

01:05:28I don't know where that picture's from.

01:05:29Are they edited?

01:05:30I can't remember.

01:05:31I didn't see this.

01:05:32Tap off draft beers for the next hour.

01:05:34I just got the alert on my phone.

01:05:36And with Red Zone on every TV.

01:05:39Wait, that's kind of cool, Dave.

01:05:40Yeah, it was cool.

01:05:41Yeah, I mean, I know him fairly well.

01:05:43We always, like, we'll text once in a while

01:05:46when, like, funny Boston shit comes up

01:05:48or things like that.

01:05:51You're Boston, buddy.

01:05:51And last one, I am getting AI to death,

01:05:54and Brie, I responded before you responded.

01:05:58So, I just ate-

01:05:59I didn't know.

01:05:59I didn't see it.

01:06:00I just ate an acai bowl, and-

01:06:03Get healthy.

01:06:04I'm getting AI to death, like-

01:06:06What does AI to death mean?

01:06:08Oh, for the video that you were talking about,

01:06:10your voice, gotcha.

01:06:11People are taking me, and they're putting,

01:06:15like, they're changing what I'm saying.

01:06:16They're like, I like this stock tip.

01:06:18I've made all this money.

01:06:19Join this group.

01:06:20And it's everywhere.

01:06:21That's illegal as fuck, isn't it?

01:06:23Yeah, we've been complaining and complaining

01:06:25because I'm getting a lot of people being like,

01:06:27is this real?

01:06:28Should I join?

01:06:29So, I finally just made a video being like,

01:06:31it's not me, and you're dumb if you think it's me.

01:06:34Like, if it's not on our pages,

01:06:36like, you think we have this, like, weird page existing?

01:06:40That's like Sidney Sweeney always has to be like,

01:06:42hey guys, I'm not DMing you off of a random account,

01:06:45but it's not, like, how are you guys falling for it?

01:06:48Correct.

01:06:49This video with three likes and Dave talking about it.

01:06:52I had acai on me when I made it,

01:06:55and everyone was, entire comments was just-

01:06:58I mean, that was my-

01:06:59I didn't even watch what you were saying.

01:07:00I was just like, he ate chocolate cake for lunch.

01:07:02No, or ass.

01:07:04Maybe ass.

01:07:05Acai bowl.

01:07:09No episode next week because of Thanksgiving.

01:07:13Happy Thanksgiving.

01:07:14Yep.

01:07:15Be on our way to finish the season.

01:07:18Three, three, three eppies left.

01:07:20Bye guys.

BRIANNA CHICKENFRY ADDRESSES NEW BOYFRIEND RUMORS — BFFs EP. 200

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