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BFFs with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards | BFFs
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00:49 Fingers, stay for the sauce. Order online at RaisingCanes.com. -Oh, Miss Peaches. -What a cutie.
01:04 -Hey, famous girl. -She's very famous. -But she doesn't let it get to her head. -No, she's not yet.
01:12 -Look how she stays true to herself. -She got invited to PetCon today. -Wow. -I don't think
01:19 we're going to do that. It's on the West Coast. -She doesn't want to? -No, she's not into the fame.
01:26 -She's an East Coast dog. -You should have an own PetCon for Miss Peaches in your backyard.
01:32 -Just in the backyard, seriously. She's quite heavy. I'm going to get her a stroller.
01:39 She doesn't like to walk. -Oh. -She walked to get a pup cup today, and then quit. I'd carry her home.
01:48 -You should get her a pink stroller. -Stroller. And she's heavy, too. She's not the lightest
01:56 dog. She's like 50 pounds. -Yeah, and you have a bad shoulder. -Yeah, my shoulder, I'm not sleeping.
02:02 Okay, Miss Peaches, I'm going to put you down. I can't hold you. -I saw one video that looked like
02:07 she's in heat. -Oh, when she was whacking sugar with her tail? -No, when she was leaking juices
02:16 all over your bed. -Oh, I don't know what that was. Pit bull owners are saying that, like,
02:20 people are saying they have pit bulls that's just licking their feet, drool. I don't think
02:27 she's bleeding. I mean, she's spayed, so. -Oh, she is? -Mm-hmm. -Okay. -I think you have to be at a shelter.
02:34 Anyhow, we good to go, everybody here? -Yep. -I think so. -All right, BFFs, we just had
02:42 Miss Peaches, just to get the views up. Thank you, Miss Peaches. -Thanks, Peaches. -And now she's just
02:48 watching on the side here. Tom Sandoval compares Scandal to OJ Simpson and George Floyd.
02:54 -Jesus. -That's crazy. In a recent interview, Tom Sandoval compared the reaction of Cheating Scandal
02:59 and Vanderpump Rules to the OJ Simpson thing and George Floyd. In the profile published Tuesday,
03:03 the Vanderpump Rules star was asked by interviewer Irenka Alexander why he thought Scandal became
03:07 such a massive pop culture phenomenon. He responded, "I'm not gonna, I'm not a pop culture historian,
03:13 really, but I witnessed the OJ thing and George Floyd and all these big things, which is really
03:17 weird to compare this to, but I think in a weird way, it's a little bit of the same. That's maybe
03:22 the dumbest thing I've ever heard." -He is just digging himself deeper and deeper and being a
03:26 piece of shit. -I guess he apologized, said, "My intentions behind the comments I made in the New
03:30 York Times Magazine were to explain the level of national media attention my affair received. The
03:35 comparison was inappropriate and ignorant. I'm incredibly sorry and embarrassed." Well, he's an
03:39 ignorant, dumb idiot. -Yeah, people died. -Yeah, he's comparing two murders to cheating. -Yeah,
03:49 and even the comparison, if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt all the way and
03:56 understand what he's saying, they still make no sense. Like, the entire world, world, not necessarily
04:03 just United States, regardless of like demo interest, knew what was going on with the other
04:09 two, like, you have to be a pop culture guy. Like, if I asked my buddies, "Who's Tom Sandoval?"
04:14 they'd be like, "What the fuck are you talking?" And probably if I wasn't on this podcast, I'd be
04:18 like, "I don't know who Tom Sandoval is." -Yeah, that's the only reason actually I know. -Right.
04:22 -Yeah, none of us watched the show. -Yeah, so like, all of us, regardless, everyone,
04:27 without saying, knew O.J. Simpson, George Floyd. So, he's the dumbest guy
04:32 who's ever lived. We'll put him-- -Dumbest guys are the dumbest guys. -Oh! -What? -Speaking of me saying the dumbest guy who ever lived,
04:42 I was gonna blog, I don't know, I guess I can still blog it. I put together my list of my top 10
04:48 most beautiful women, like, ever. -Do you want to go through it? -Wait, why would you-- Why did I do that? -Wait. -No, why would you not blog it?
04:56 Oh, well, I'd be giving away here. -Oh. -We got a whole day and a half still to publish it. -You do have a day and a half.
05:02 -Yeah, but I like, all my brain power is to Miss Peaches right now. Whatever, it starts from here,
05:09 so I'll say it. Now, I want to set some rules here. -Okay. -Okay. -I haven't organized them yet.
05:15 It's all time. It's a fluid list, so if I decide this is how I feel right now, but, like, someone
05:23 could bump someone out, but here's my current top 10. -So it's not set in stone anymore? -This is--
05:28 -Because remember, we said set in stone, but you say it's set in stone. -Well, for now, right now, it's my current top 10.
05:35 I would have to make a proclamation. You can always move people out, but I would have to make a public
05:40 proclamation to move somebody out. -And it's all in their prime, correct? -Correct. -Okay. -All right.
05:46 Taylor Rooks, that's how this started recently because I saw her and I'm like, "Holy shit, she's
05:52 beautiful." Candice Swainpole, she's my one. I know that's the one. This gets a little confusing.
05:58 Hailey Bailey, Hailey Berry, both on the list. -Both of them, okay. -Yeah, Hailey, and now, at this point,
06:05 you may be thinking Dave likes Black women because three of the four are Black. -Yeah, one could say
06:11 that. I would think that, yeah. -With that, this point of the list, yes. -Yeah. -What, Josh? -Right, right, right, right, right, right.
06:18 Yeah, that'd be an observation people would make. Zendaya, is she-- -So you were foreshadowing that
06:24 you do like Black women? -No, I'm-- no, it's just-- no, because that-- the rest of the list are not--
06:30 -I'm an equal opportunity employer. -You like beautiful women. -I like beautiful women.
06:34 Who doesn't? -Hell yeah. Who doesn't? -Who doesn't? -What is Zendaya? -She's biracial. -Biracial.
06:42 -Oh, yes, that too. -I can't wait for Dune. -Are you gonna stick your dick in one of the movie
06:49 theater popcorn cups? -No, I don't do that. -I hope not. -Why would I do that? -Don't. -I just saw some stuff
06:55 about it. -What? -It's like unrelated to me, please clarify. -Wait, people are doing that? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
07:01 I didn't see anything about Dave doing it. I didn't see anything about Dave doing it. -Well, that's like an old, like,
07:06 old school, like, uh, like, porn move. Like, you're watching a porn and it's like-- -I went-- -The way they were
07:11 designed. -I went to a concert this weekend and-- -What do you mean it's the way it's designed?
07:16 -Wait, what? -I don't know what we're talking about. -Oh, we talked about that. -This is what we talked about, that's Josh
07:20 was referring to. -Oh. -That's the movie theater popcorn cup. -The pocket pussy thing, yeah. -Mmm. -It is designed for dick. -Yeah, he tried to, like,
07:29 sort of say, Josh made it sound there like I was going to movies. -You knew it. -Because I'm like, I like Zendaya, I want to
07:35 see Dune, are you gonna stick your dick in the popcorn? -Oh, gross. -I didn't like that connection. -I didn't either. -I kind of felt like that
07:42 was the natural progression of the conversation. -Jessica Biel. -Yeah. -Pretty, uh, the prettiest woman I've ever seen. -And she's white.
07:52 -She's white. -Yep. -Prettiest woman I've ever seen in person. Taylor Rooks 2, Biel 1. Cindy Crawford,
08:00 Christy Brinkley, Scarlett Johansson, and a young Vanna White. -Nice. -That's a great list. -Congrats. -Thank you. -That took you a while to come up with.
08:11 -Yeah. -Yeah. -I took it very seriously, Brie. -Yeah. -Um. -There's a lot of women in the world, you had to make
08:16 only 10 go on a list. -Yep. And maybe next I'm gonna do men. Just on equal opportunity. -That'd be fun, yeah. -Wow.
08:24 -I have no problem with that. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -MJK. -J. -MGK. -MGK, yes. -I was gonna say, there's something wrong with that name.
08:33 -Yeah, you didn't catch it, though. You said the right, you like, you said it wrong too, when you, you corrected me incorrectly. -No, I said, I said J.
08:39 -I said J. -He said J like, question mark J. -Like, question mark J. Not like exclamation point. -Well, he shaded his entire chest and arms with a new tattoo that looks like he's just dripping ink, it's crazy.
08:52 -Oh, I haven't seen this, wow. -Crazy. -It's for spiritual purposes. -Crazy. -Oh, for spiritual purposes only. -Yeah. -I wonder how that connects spiritually.
09:05 -Maybe because he had some sort of satanic type tattoos on his upper body and he was, he's inking them out, you know what I mean? He's like covering them up. -Oh, he's trying to be better.
09:15 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a spiritual journey. -It's crazy. -Maybe he got his tattoos removed. -It's like, I think it's a lot of tattoos. -It's like, kind of cool.
09:22 -For like, five seconds. -Yeah, it's forever. -Yeah, and I guess Joe Exotic commented on saying with tiger, with a tiger and a big of meth, MGK would be
09:34 his. Kind of funny. -That's crazy. -That is crazy. -Man sues Powerball for posting wrong numbers online. A man from Washington, D.C. named
09:46 John Cheeks is suing Powerball. John went on Powerball's website, found his ticket matched the winning numbers.
09:51 When John went to claim his prize, his ticket was denied. After requesting an administrative hearing,
09:56 the company said the numbers online were posted by mistake and that Cheeks was trying to exploit
10:01 an obvious error. -Why is it obvious the numbers are online? -Yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea why it's obvious. -Imagine winning and thinking,
10:09 "Oh my gosh, I just won all this money," and then you go in and they're like, "Ha ha." -I don't wanna, well, I wouldn't now, but if I was
10:16 John Cheeks as like an electrician or like a plumber or nine to five, any nine to five salesperson,
10:22 if I didn't have money and I thought I won millions and they're like, "Sorry, we posted the wrong thing,"
10:28 I would sprint to the nearest bridge and jump off of it. -Yeah, that's a, yeah, it's immediate reaction.
10:36 -Yeah, I used to, like, one of my friends was broke-ass broke and they had these, uh,
10:44 like scratch tickets that-- -Like jump off the bridge if you don't win the lottery broke? -Yeah, well, no, I'm not
10:51 saying not if you win the lottery. If you think you won the lottery, if you're like, "I won," and you're
10:55 living there like, "My life's changed, I made it," you go to cash like, "Oh, sorry, that was a mistake, yeah,
11:01 see ya, I'm out." -Yeah, I'd at least want to be in a coma for a while. -Yeah, so I did that to a friend, it's a
11:07 scratch ticket, they look real and they're automatic $10,000 winners. -You did that? -Oh yeah, so mean.
11:13 -Prankster. -So fucking-- -So you almost made him jump off a bridge? -It was 10 grand, it's not like a lottery,
11:20 still at that age, it was a lot, and I watched him scratch it, it's like, "Ah, I got a couple
11:24 scratch tickets," and then I'm like, "How do you cash it?" And you go back and you read the back, it says,
11:29 "Cash at yo mama's house." -Oh, that's so fucked up, man. -I can see Dave's just like, grimy little smile in that one.
11:40 -He's doing this, he's cool. -Yeah, while he's watching his buddy's dreams come true and then all fall apart.
11:47 -It's brutal. -Yeah, it's tough. -All right, guys, quick commercial break. There's one partner that won't let
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12:34 Zendaya and Timothy Chamblee awkwardly asked about kissing each other.
12:39 Zendaya and Timothy Chamblee went viral after separately being asked by the same media company
12:44 if a stranger kissed one another in June. All right, well, that's a spoiler. That's a
12:48 fucking spoiler. I didn't know they kissed yet. Didn't they kiss in the first one? No. Oh, sorry.
12:54 That is kind of a weird spoiler to put out if they didn't kiss in the first one. They didn't
12:59 kiss in the first one. But wasn't it like they were like, we knew they were gonna kiss eventually?
13:03 Well, we knew they were a love interest, yes. Yeah, so it's not that big of a spoiler. I've re-watched "Dune"
13:10 twice in the last, I can't wait. I'm a "Star Wars" guy. I think "Dune" is better than "Star Wars."
13:16 Wait, isn't it out? Why haven't you seen it yet? No, it's out March 1st. Oh, it's everyone going
13:21 to the premieres that you didn't get invited to. Yeah, I get invited to none of that shit. You know
13:25 what else is crazy? "Star Wars" is like based on "Dune." Really? Yeah. It's crazy. The book?
13:33 Like, what's his name? Like George Lucas? George Lucas like said that. He's like, yeah,
13:40 the "Dunes" are great. It's like he tried to create a world like "Dune." Like even they have
13:45 the spice trade in "Star Wars." Huh, that's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. And when you think
13:52 about it, it's sort of like the different worlds and like, yeah, there's a lot of similarities.
13:58 Charlie XCX airs out labels, marketing ideas. Singer Charlie XCX airs on the marketing ideas
14:05 or label center for Instagram and TikTok. Some of the ideas including getting our nipples pierced
14:10 at Claire's, leaking a sex tape with our upcoming single playing quietly in the background and
14:15 getting caught. That almost seems fake. Right? That almost seems like posting that was the
14:22 marketing. Yeah. Yes. Who would ever like do a sex tape? Yeah, Josh. If like bonus point for you,
14:32 I think that's what just happened. I think this is the marketing play. I think this is the
14:36 marketing play and she's trying to be like, screw my label. Look at these crazy ideas they're making
14:40 that everyone's like, oh my God, we'll listen to your music just like that. You don't need to do
14:44 all that. Like you have to do a sex tape and be listening to your new music like the sex tape.
14:51 Just wouldn't be like enough publicity by itself, please. But this is so obviously fake. Like do
14:57 people actually believe this is real? Maybe. Like, look at all the rest of them. They're so insane.
15:06 Moment where she's running for office. Yeah, this is so fake. But guess who fell for it?
15:11 We did because we're talking about it. It's on the sheet. Kendall Jenner,
15:17 Devin Booker rekindling a relationship. We were actually all over this, right?
15:21 Because then we talk about how like we did want to said why they were in the clothing brand.
15:26 Yeah, correct. Yeah. Some good blood. We were first. We were like, oh, they're definitely
15:30 back together. So we nailed that. Yep. We nailed it. Another point. Meryl Streep and Martin Short
15:36 dating rumors. No way. What do we feel? What do we think about this couple? Because I'm a Meryl
15:43 Streep girl. I love her. I don't really know Martin Short. I guess they're like two icons.
15:50 I mean, I'm looking at this first picture. Martin Short looks no pun intended really short.
15:54 He does. Is that his stage name? Like is that is his real name Martin Short or is like, oh,
16:00 you're short. So you're Martin Short. I actually don't know if that's his real last name.
16:05 Martin Hader Short. How do you know that so quickly? I Googled it. Okay.
16:10 It makes sense. Very fine. Do you have a real nowadays? Happy people believe that
16:16 Meryl Streep March or a couple of the center of the Selena goes as Taylor Swift whisper video
16:21 because Selena said their interactions are telling Taylor about two of her friends who hooked up.
16:26 That could be it. Wow. That would be because they do the show together. Yeah. And that would be
16:33 something even I don't know any of them. And if somebody whispered Meryl Streep and Martin Short
16:38 hooked up, I'd like, Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. What is this bullshit? Katy Perry
16:46 at Taylor's Australia concert. Katy Perry attended one Taylor Sydney shows post a picture with Taylor
16:51 Swift, a video of her jokingly reacting to Taylor singing Bad Blood the song about their past beef.
16:56 They're back friends. These two. I didn't even know. I didn't even know this. Can you explain?
17:00 I didn't know there was drama there. Oh, I know. Kato's bad boys. John Mayer, right?
17:04 Oh, now we got bad blood. Bullet wounds are something I'm just need to hear them. But I
17:13 believe it's John Mayer. No, I singing actually. Sorry, I'm not like lyrically talented.
17:22 I can't carry a tune. I've told the story. What is this? Katy Bad Blood? What is the video? Just
17:30 her pretending. Yes. I think it's her just like in like, oh, Travis Kelsey. I saw this. He's in
17:36 Australia to watch her perform. People are going absolutely bananas when they saw him. Bananas.
17:42 A surprise song saved Taylor Swift fans life. A Taylor Swift fan is going viral for crying over
17:46 Taylor Swift. Sydney night three surprise song exile that she said saved her life. Good for her.
17:51 Hmm. It may be on here. The USA Today did a nice article on the traveling jacket.
18:00 Oh, really? No way. Yeah. Is it on here, Austin? Later? I don't think so. But I'll pop. No.
18:07 Okay. Interesting that he doesn't put the full USA Today article. It was crazy. And they're
18:12 talking about because I've never really thought of the logistics of it, like how it makes it
18:17 in time from Tokyo to like Australia. Yeah. It's kind of insane that it's like every show.
18:25 There's like private jets and people who are like Swifties or like volunteering to fly this thing
18:30 like from show to show. Wow. Unreal. Yeah. So 46 straight shows. That's cool. Yeah. To prevent
18:40 any chaos from Japan to Australia, a pilot flew the coat down under. That's crazy. That is so cool.
18:46 Wait, Dave, how did this I know like you wore it, but did you make it a thing where you wanted it
18:50 to go to every show or just kind of organically? Yeah, no, I said the one rule was I said,
18:55 I'm going to give it away. The one rule is if I give it to you, you got to give it to
18:59 someone else going to the next show. It just now has snowballed. Travis Kelsey's dad calls out
19:05 Bethany Frankel. Travis Kelsey's dad, L. Kelsey responded. Who the fuck is this troll to an
19:10 article of Bethany Frankie doubled down on Travis Kelsey not being good for Taylor Swift.
19:16 Hmm. Oh, yeah. What's the good dad? Yep. What is the tick tock?
19:22 Bethany? I mean, I have no problem. You can say what if you want, I guess.
19:26 I once dated a guy like Travis Kelsey. It just hit me. I saw him on stage in Kansas City. He was
19:34 singing this song like he was wasted. Obviously, it was the parade. He loves to be the center of
19:40 attention. I once dated this big, burly guy, charismatic, handsome, needed the attention.
19:47 And I was definitely not the peacock in that relationship. I'm ultimately insular. So being
19:52 in that relationship made me feel like I was driving without brakes. This person just always
19:58 wanted to party and like take it to a 10. And often I wanted to take it to like an eight. And
20:03 it's hard because Taylor Swift is certainly a peacock. So there really usually can only be one
20:09 peacock in a relationship. He is as advertised. That's who he seems to be. But it should be very
20:15 interesting because that's really exciting and electric in the beginning. But it does wear on
20:20 you. And it can be, yes, a little cringe. I actually don't really have that much of a
20:24 problem with what she said. Yeah, she wasn't being like hateful. No. And by the way, like,
20:30 she's right about Travis. He likes being the center of attention. Everyone says he's a nice
20:33 guy. But I mean, Taylor's the peacock. If you're saying like there's two people like, yes,
20:39 like Travis is like Taylor is not bigger because of Travis. Travis is a lot bigger because of
20:44 Taylor. Like Taylor. Yeah. Taylor is global. But I didn't think it was over the top, like, rude.
20:49 No. Zac Efron is a fan of Taylor and Travis. Okay, good.
20:54 They're two best people in the world. How can you not be stoked? Oh, I saw this rapper brings
21:00 man's girlfriend on stage. Yeah. There was a similar story with like Usher. I feel like a
21:06 long time ago. Couple has gone viral after rapper Oma Lee brought up a woman on stage to dance with
21:11 them. Something he does all the time. The woman Oma Lee brought up attended the event with a
21:15 boyfriend of less than a year. Situation as people divided whether or not the girlfriend was in the
21:19 wrong. But all right, let's see the video. Yes.
21:24 Oh, wow. Yeah, it's a lot.
21:50 That's the boyfriend. Oh, my God.
21:54 Yeah, the boyfriend's in the hat. Damn. Yeah, I mean, I would not want my girlfriend doing that.
22:05 I think it depends on the on the boyfriend, right? Like if he's like, this is funny,
22:10 or that's disrespectful. I think 10 out of 10 times. The guy doesn't want that to happen. Yeah,
22:18 you don't know way a boyfriend wants that to happen. Yeah, I mean, that wasn't just dancing.
22:22 They basically fagged in or over. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, that's a no go.
22:28 Guys, and that brought the boyfriend named ISO on his stream to unpack what happened. Oh,
22:34 okay. gave him 20,000 and had him date 20 women live K later update that I was very thankful for
22:39 Kai bring on stream as many business opportunities now has grown on internet by over 70,000 followers.
22:46 Wait, so they broke up? Yeah, it seems that way. Oh, okay. Did they break up? Yeah, yeah,
22:54 I'm pretty sure they did. Oh, well, there you go. According to Kai sent the girlfriend named Jess
22:58 and I said she wanted to discuss compensation before going on Kai stream. Just I also posting
23:03 tik tok where she publicly apologized to him said it was an honest that's not on now you honest
23:08 mistake. That's like, oh, it's an honest mistake that I fuck somebody. They're young that the
23:14 couple discussed whether or not she'd go on stage with Omar prior to the concert boyfriend said it
23:18 was okay. Oh, see, that's different. But maybe he didn't know the extent. Yeah, maybe he didn't know
23:25 like, it's not like why are you going to that concert? Anyways, let's let's if with like,
23:30 obviously before I get started, I want to publicly apologize to him. Obviously,
23:34 me and we've had private conversations. But since it was public, I think the right thing for me to
23:39 do is to publicly apologize to him. It was honestly a mistake. If I knew this would get this far.
23:45 We're even going to the concert. You want to just the room is first festival festival. Whoever said
23:50 that my name is. Can you come? I literally went on stage. I literally said my name is Jess. That's
23:56 not my name, please. And also people saying that he's the one that bought the tickets. It was me.
24:01 I'm the one that was that's bad. I want to meet him. Have a good time because you know, like we're
24:05 young. Also me him like we've had private conversations about going on stage with him
24:11 because he does this. He shows like this is what he does. You know, he might this conversation.
24:16 Like I said to him, if I was to get caught on stage, I'm going to go on stage. And he said,
24:21 that's fine. Like he's been saying that's fine. Like we mean him never ever had an issue with me
24:27 go on stage even when the time came. Yeah, the like, but even the way she says like, I told him
24:34 I'm going on stage. What's the guy supposed to do? He didn't have a choice. Yeah, right. Yeah.
24:37 And it's like, he's probably like, well, it won't be you anyways. Yeah, yeah. And then it actually
24:42 probably hoping like, what are the odds? Yeah, and she bought the tickets. And she was probably I
24:46 fucking I'm being like, pick me to go on stage. She clearly wanted to go on stage. I went in with
24:51 the mentality of going on stage. Girlfriend goes viral for revealing her hall pass is a couple
24:57 is interviewed on street on whether or not they take hall passes. The boyfriend said no while the
25:01 girlfriend said yes, that our hall passes would be Lindsay Lindy waters. The third don't know
25:07 there's Barry Sanders Jr. I know Barry Sanders Jr. is both water standards went to Oklahoma State
25:12 around the same time, leading people to speculate she hooked up with them in college. Wait, he said
25:18 no. And she gave to know you guys haven't seen this video. It's so bad. No, it's so bad. It hurts
25:23 my how old are you? 22? How long you been together? Two years. If she gave you a guilt free pass to
25:29 sleep with anybody? Would you take it? No, sir. You you only you might get one pass. But at the
25:35 end of the day, you want one wife. And this is the life I want. What about you if he gave you one?
25:40 If you gave me a guilt free pass, I would take it. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy.
25:46 Who would you take it with? Um, Lindy waters the third don't even know who that is.
25:52 That's our problem. Yep. Who else? Barry Sanders. I'm a lover. What do you think
25:58 those men have over your men? They're professional athletes. That's crazy. Black or white? One is
26:05 Native American and one's black. But do you think that any of those guys would go for you? Junior?
26:10 Why? That's crazy. Hey, I did it today. It's whatever. Whatever. I did it. I don't care.
26:18 That has to be a breakup too. I hope it was. Oh, that's so sad. He was like, I want this to be my
26:25 one wife. And she goes, Sorry, I'm gonna fuck these dudes. And by the way, those aren't hall
26:31 passes. Like the hall passes like Bradley. Yeah, like Brad Pitt. Like those are like, nobody. She
26:40 picked like guys. She probably and she probably has whoever said this like that is so specific.
26:47 Like who like who loves Barry Sanders, Jr. She gave two people not even one. And they again,
26:56 it wasn't fucking Bradley Cooper. They were like, nobody's. Oh, so sweet. It's not like it's not
27:02 like she went and named like shy Gillis Alexander on. No, no, that was not even the top guy on
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28:30 apply. Alyssa Violet calls out page Lorenz on Deep Pop former BFF guests Alyssa Violet recently
28:36 post posted clothes for sale on our Deep Pop page. Alyssa gave her personal backstories and clothes
28:41 that she was selling. One particular one post in particular is receiving a lot of attention because
28:46 Alyssa said that while she was in the dress influencer page Lauren while she was in the dress
28:50 influencer page Lauren's came up to her party said she wanted to be just like her fought around the
28:54 party all night like a stalker eventually pulled her aside to tell that she hooked up with her ex
28:59 and they could still be friends. Yikes. Oh, wow. Huh? I mean, good for Alyssa Violet for
29:07 why would someone want all that bad luck in a dress? Yeah, honestly, bad marketing to sell the
29:13 dress. It's a crazy story of true like you just follow someone around be like out of the blue.
29:20 Hey, by the way, I hooked up with your ex. Can we still be friends like you didn't even like no.
29:24 Tough story. Yeah, not a fun one. I don't know what this is. Will Willy Wonka immersive experience
29:32 trick people with AI advertisements. Police were called to Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow.
29:37 After family showed up to a practically abandoned empty warehouse, they spent about 40 bucks to
29:41 attend the host the event called House of Illuminati apologize in their fabulous event
29:46 didn't take shape and that people would receive refunds. The event was advertised with AI images.
29:51 Oh, yeah. Well, then no, I won't be surprised you fell for this. And yes, you should like
29:55 be refunded and arrested. Look at I don't know about arrested pictures. They just taped up
30:02 photos on the wall. That's so bad. Yes, bullshit. Awful. Look at the little like Oompa Loompa. They
30:11 have it's just a girl in a green wig. Have you guys seen Wonka? It's the worst movie I've ever
30:16 seen. I was I walked out of mean grace walked out of the movie theater. No shit movie you've ever
30:23 seen. I mean, I walked out of the theater. Wow. Okay, I'll cross that off my list. Man.
30:29 Not good. I really wanted it to be good. Me too. I was so excited for it.
30:34 Shane Gillis on SNL. What did O'Malley think of this? She loved it, man, obviously.
30:44 She went to the after party. No, I was the after party.
30:49 Rose, Rosie's can cantina and then the stand. I would love to go. I'm putting this into the
30:57 into the atmosphere. I'd love to be invited and go to an SNL after party. Oh, it's easy.
31:04 No, it's not. What are you? You forgot your Joe cool. No, we have someone that works here. I told
31:10 you before. Our friend, my friend that works for barstool. His dad is like the producer at SNL.
31:16 But don't you have to be like really invite like Shane Gillis probably invited. He's the director.
31:20 No, he invited us. Oh, all right. Well, yeah, I'd like to go. Dave wants to go.
31:25 Dave wants to go. All right. Cam Newton fought three men. I saw this crazy Newton. Yeah. Three
31:33 men attempt to jump Cam Newton. They did no damage after I was able to fend them off long enough
31:38 other people get. It was like a fight at like seven on seven. The seven foot tournament. Yeah,
31:44 it was maybe one of the worst orchestrated jumpings I've ever seen in my life.
31:47 They tried to jump. I don't know if those three guys just I don't know, didn't clock in the size,
31:54 didn't clock in the height, didn't clock in like maybe one of us take some from behind pause. But
32:00 you know what I mean? So just like the worst strategy to go and fight this NFL pro athlete at
32:08 one time ever. Yeah. Cam's a huge guy. Also funny that he had his like trademark hat on.
32:15 He doesn't take it off. Apparently, even when he plays, it looked like a fight from.
32:19 But look at him ragdolling all of these guys.
32:27 Look at him throw throwing one in the Nelson drag in the other.
32:30 It had something to do with football tournament. Oh, wow.
32:35 DJ Khaled Khaled carried so he doesn't get his Jordans dirty. This is a very Khalid move.
32:42 Can I see the video? I haven't seen it, but very Khalid move.
32:47 I think it's Khaled. Yeah. Khalid Khalid. It is Khalid. I don't want to get my Jordans dirty.
32:54 Can I get everybody to help me, please? Everybody knows I get on the phone.
32:58 Oh, this is at a. Can't mess up the chase. I'll perform in live right now.
33:09 That's for like, I think the food festival that's going on in Florida. Yeah, that's exactly what
33:15 that's for. Miley Cyrus has a penis room in her home and the new movie driveway dolls.
33:20 Miley Cyrus plays Tiffany Plaster Caster, a character based on real life artists who
33:25 started a career casting the penis as a family famous musicians in the late 60s.
33:30 The co-writer, co-director, Ethan Cohen, reveal that when Miley receives Crip, she said she was
33:34 a longtime penis enthusiast who has a penis room in her house that was profiled in town and country.
33:39 Yeah, I knew about her penis room. I didn't, but it's on brand for her.
33:44 Yeah, for sure. What does she mean by the song today?
33:48 She did. Was it good? Super random with Pharrell. I've just tried to listen to it,
33:51 but then we started BFFs. Can we play? I have a question. What's the what's the
33:54 whole thing behind her love and penis is she just very sexually open to. She likes to collect.
34:02 She collects like that would be like a guy like, oh, I have famous boots.
34:07 I think that's and a weird. What's it called? I don't know, but she posted it on Instagram.
34:18 So like, is it like actually people's penises? Yeah, like just like a mock like a little form.
34:26 I think when you cast it, it's like it's like the actual penis. So who's doing this?
34:33 I don't know if it's all actual penises from in hers, but she collects penises.
34:38 Is it like is it like she collects penises like penis things?
34:43 So they're just like dildos. Yeah, you're just saying dildos. But like,
34:47 is a dildo room is different. I feel a dildo room is different, but they're not dildos.
34:53 I'm not as impressed with just dildos. I'm much not as like casts of actual penises.
34:58 Can we look up Miley Cyrus's penis room? Yeah.
35:02 And we didn't even get that song going. Well, she wants to. I feel like we should. Okay. Okay.
35:09 She was. All right. Let's look at what's in the penis room. The song is just going to get us
35:13 copyrighted anyways. True. Oh, probably won't show us. But like she collects like, like penis
35:22 shaped things and penises. There's no images of it. Yeah, that makes sense.
35:27 The SAG Awards, I did have a blank sheet. So it's in print. I don't know if there's anything
35:34 to look at what people looked like, but it wasn't there. Bradley Cooper cries about missing Leonard
35:42 Bernstein, who he never met. No. What the fuck does that mean? Yeah. Bradley Cooper is going
35:49 viral for resurfaced summer interview when he cried after a CBS interview asked if he missed
35:54 Leonard Bernstein, who he had never met, but played in the 2023 movie Maestro. All right. That's not
35:59 at like I cried when Buffett died. I didn't meet him, but I'm sure a lot of people cried. So maybe
36:05 if you played him a movie, studied them, let's see the video. Maybe he felt connected. Yeah.
36:10 What do you miss about him? It's hard to talk about.
36:15 I don't know. We shared something very special. It's hard to even articulate,
36:24 but he was with me certainly throughout the entire time. His energy has somehow found its way
36:30 to me that I really do feel like I know him. Yeah, that is weird to me. Especially sitting
36:37 with his kids. Yeah. Well, I think sitting with the kids makes it give more of a reason to get
36:44 emotional, I think, because you're like around the kids of the guy that just died. I feel like
36:51 they should be the ones being like, I miss my daddy. Yeah. And it's the only thing I'll say,
36:56 it's like very, if you ever see like inside the actor's studio and they're talking about like the
37:00 craft. I mean, actors just say and do crazy shit. Yeah, he's probably like really, really does feel
37:05 like he knew him and like became him in the movie. Yeah. American Psycho remake being remade,
37:12 sparked debate over who should replace Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Some names thrown out
37:17 include Tom Holland, Glenn Howerton, Robert Pattinson, Kieran Culkin. I don't I'm not I'm
37:23 I have no opinion. Do you guys have opinion on this? I think definitely not Tom Holland.
37:27 He's too like cutesy. Robert Pattinson would be my pick. Yeah, out of these guys. Yeah. Yeah.
37:37 Maybe the guy on the right. That's McCulkey from yeah. From succession, obviously, McCulkey Culkin's
37:47 brother. Remy's broke up with her boyfriend. After two years of dating. Remy posted now
37:53 delete tick tock upset that Keon Kavit broke up over text. Oof. Yeah, she posted tick tock.
38:01 Said two years and he had to do it over text. That is brutal. Tough. Brutal. How do you break
38:12 up after two years over text? I don't know, man. I want to give her a hug. And and by the way, like.
38:20 He they're a public couple like you just seem like a total dirtbag doing that. Oh, yeah. It's
38:29 going to get out. You got to know it gets out. Yeah, especially like she's in the public eye.
38:33 Of course, she's going to have she's going to have to talk about it. People are going to ask.
38:37 And Remy is the type of person who talks about stuff. So she's going to post a video saying
38:42 the guy broke up with me and he texted me 100 percent, which is fair. Has he said,
38:48 no, that's not really true. No, but she did delete the video. Oh, like the same day.
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40:14 This is funny. Barstool employee helps with citizen... Not funny. Citizens arrest on airplane.
40:19 Shout out the wonton Don. Donnie like wrestled a guy who was trying to like open a door on
40:25 an airplane. He was all over the news. That's terrifying. What is wrong with people?
40:31 I can't go crazy. I can't. I would like freak out. I can't believe Donnie sat on his back and
40:36 zip tied him. BFF Corner. Gabby says Josh is nervous to ask her out. During TikTok Live,
40:44 a fan asked Josh how he asked Gabby to his girlfriend. Josh nonchalantly just said,
40:48 I asked. Gabby was quick to call Josh out and add that he was very nervous.
40:52 Yes, that is true. I feel like it was more of like we were live and I think I've gotten that
40:58 question a million times of how'd you ask Gabby? So I was like, I just asked like to move through
41:03 the question and not answer it again. But yeah, she blew up my spot. She definitely didn't let
41:08 me get away with that. She was like, Josh was cool. That's not how it was at all.
41:12 He went to the dinner and was super nervous and couldn't even ask me out at dinner. And then
41:16 like when we got out of the car at home, he like opened the door for me and was like,
41:19 wait before we go inside and like then gave me the spiel and asked me out. I was like,
41:23 yeah, that is that is exactly what happened. People liked her on BFFs. It was almost all
41:28 positive, which is hard. Yeah, because most of the people we do, people don't like she's got
41:33 a big head now. She's a star. I don't think she's letting it go to her. Your birthday. I didn't
41:40 wish you a happy birthday. That's on me. That's what you know what? When I saw it was the birthday,
41:45 I was already like two days later and I was like, oh, and I'm not birthday guy, but I know like the
41:52 younger generation of birthday people. So I'm like, do I? There was like a month ago. Your
41:57 birthday was a month ago. Yeah. Yeah. It was January. Did I already wish you a happy birthday
42:00 then? We kind of already talked about it on the podcast. The why's this early? It is party.
42:06 Yeah. You said happy to him two weeks before. Oh, all right. Then I'm off the hook. Yeah.
42:13 Yeah. He was he just wanted to be the first to say happy birthday. Yeah. All right. I like that.
42:18 How was your birthday party? Yeah. How was it? It was a good time. It was fun. Did a little like
42:23 casino theme. So everyone came in and had like money to play with. Right. So like there was
42:28 like craps and roulette and blackjack and poker and did a big like giveaway at the end. It was
42:32 a fun night. Oh, yeah. Sorry, couldn't come. It's all right. It's whatever. Still had a fucking
42:40 amazing time. Yeah. I mean, I would love to come. It's it's we're very far away. It's far. No,
42:46 it is a distance. Miss Peaches, we raised two hundred and seventy seven thousand for Lifeline
42:52 Animal Project. So we're very proud of that. I like this little graphic. Top ten most followed
42:57 I.G. accounts. Peaches is coming in at nine. That's what's crazy. He's going to get me.
43:06 She's she's slowed down quite a bit over the last couple of days. Like she was chalking up
43:12 like fifty five hundred K. Yeah, that's all right. She's a superstar. Yeah, she's a real superstar.
43:21 I hope she did that in a week and a half, but it slowed down a lot. So I did. Well,
43:26 we got to pump out the videos. We got to keep it going so that it gets up. I want her to be
43:31 number one. Imagine she beats you. I yeah, she'd really have to cook to get there, but give her
43:37 a year. I mean, cooking, she is cooking. She is cooking. Jack, Jake Shane reacts to BFFs. Jake
43:43 Shane, also known as Octopus Lover, reacted to the funniest man on the Internet on BFFs.
43:49 I did look into him a little bit. I told you once I saw what he looked like, I backed off. Let's see
43:55 what he said. This is funny. He's got like a look about him that could be a funny guy. Yeah,
44:00 he is a funny. Is he one foot tall? Yes. That's it. Yeah, that was funny. That is funny. Good
44:09 for him. Let's read some comments, I guess. All right, let's do it. What the fuck? How are we
44:17 going to just start at the gate like that? I think they're mean. I think they're all mean comments.
44:22 Yeah, but that was even that was like I was like, oh, that's fucking like,
44:27 we have to read it as it gets. Oh, Josh needs to be replaced. Yeah, rude. Never.
44:33 Looking big, little Josh. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know how to take
44:40 that one. I don't like think you Dave. Dave really shown as Mike Portner today. I'm afraid of that
44:46 becoming my dad. But I you know, it's I get it. Totally thought. Nope. Totally thought Zuckerberg
44:55 to as one of anyone else I brought up that before gets touchy subject. Zuckerberg is getting better
45:00 looking in his older age, which isn't saying much. But yeah, Julie, fuck you. The quickest
45:07 way to go on Dave's shit list is to Kimber exact. No need to do two of those. That's everyone else.
45:11 I forgot how young Josh is until this video. It's like talking to a couple that's in high school.
45:16 He's just a baby. I'm young. I just turned 22. All right. Happy birthday.
45:24 Okay.
45:24 Dave is almost worth 1 billion. He's writing on paper towels.
45:28 Hey, you're a man of the people. Yeah, I didn't have a thing. Yeah, yeah.
45:34 Stay humble. Brianna always going through notes like she's keeping the schedule.
45:38 What does that even mean? A lot of comments about you ruffling through your papers.
45:43 Really? People apparently are. Oh, wow. I guess I got to get it together.
45:48 Yeah, these comments are a lot. Dave is definitely King Swifty. Thank you. Positive. Thank you.
45:53 There's a flavor. Flavor. Try to take it from you. Yeah. Flavor is a king because so sweet to all of
45:58 us. And most importantly, respectful to her. Was that fucking half like I'm not nice to everybody
46:02 and respectful to her. What are we talking about? I honestly love Gab Gabby and how much she calls
46:11 Josh baby. He went through it and I'm glad he has someone who adores him. I'm very happy. I have
46:16 someone that adores me as well. Yeah, these are like nice. I like how we change. I like how we
46:20 change. This is cute. If I heard baby one more time during that podcast, I was going to stab my
46:25 eyes out. All right. Right back to the right back. Hey, sorry. Our bad. Sorry. Our bad. We're in
46:31 love. Dave, if you lay a verbal finger on Jake Shane, there will be hell to pay. I said I'd
46:36 fucking like them. Brianna still studying those papers. She's doing probably cures cancer at this
46:46 point. I didn't even realize I was doing that. This is just a meme that's been going on that's
46:51 been brought to none of our attention. That's funny. I can't unsee Zack burning Dave now. But
47:00 again, I like we get it. That's the third same one. I 100% thought Brian Dave were in sync with
47:07 the Bradley Cooper answer. I almost passed out when she said Mark Zuckerberg saying that's for
47:13 the game was a disaster. It was like a train wreck. I couldn't stop watching. All right.
47:16 These comments are wow. It's good. They couldn't stop watching. Yeah.

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