BFFs with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards | BFFs
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00 What's up boys and girls welcome to the BFFs YouTube channel make sure you guys tap the bell subscribe like the video and comment down below
00:07 All right
00:11 BFFs brought to you by raising canes dipping the reins canes started to town 24 the right way by bringing canes to your next watch
00:17 party or hang out
00:19 Yeah, Donovan Edwards who just announced that he's coming back to Michigan National Champs, so that's great
00:26 He was working canes after the game so that's always good to see that back the chicken
00:30 It doesn't matter how hungry are or needing to fill full days worth of hunger canes as a combo
00:35 You're waiting for better yet
00:36 Make sure you get extra cane sauce to dip your Texas toast crinkle fries into now
00:40 If it's late night hunger you are trying to please know that canes open late so swing by satisfy those late night cravings
00:47 Don't forget about the canes merch either. We love repping canes gear here
00:50 They even have merch for our furry friends at home head over to raising canes gear
00:54 Calm to check it all out satisfy your canes fix today. There is no other option
00:59 You bring my little closer to you Dave. Oh
01:02 Do I have to do it again? No you're good
01:05 I'm tired
01:07 I'm tired the first time in like I don't know six months. Oh, wow what'd you do was fun?
01:13 Yeah, but um I'm not I'm not going out for another year. You don't got it like you used to no
01:21 It's just like if I go out I get sick two days later like clockwork like my body doesn't recover
01:29 So it's not worth it, and I don't you know you're not taking like your daily vitamins
01:35 I take five minutes like everything this guy's immune system. I
01:38 Either have to go out like all the time, or I can't like I can't just throw in a spot start big
01:45 Hey, I'm gonna go out tonight even though. I never go out messes. Yeah
01:49 Yeah, I got no sleep, and then I'm dead so I'm Dom very tired, so if I don't have my a-game here
01:54 I'm sorry
01:57 We can be in breaking carry the show today, yeah, okay good
02:02 We're probably gonna cut this but it's not in there Brie you clearly asked for the unfollow saga to not be in here yeah
02:13 Well, I'm gonna follow saga. Oh, I'm good. That's all I get people. I know it's so annoying, but it's like the show
02:20 I don't even know what we do you didn't know this Josh. No. I'd like to hear about it though
02:24 apparently at the Golden Globes
02:27 Zack and Brie like unfollow each other and then no I didn't know I didn't unfollow anybody
02:31 I'll tell you guys. I'll tell you guys we have to cut it
02:35 Yeah, it's like so it's like well. No. I mean, it's like I don't know how we do it
02:41 It's like that's all people don't call me a pussy like right biggest pussy in the world
02:46 Yeah, how do you not mention what everyone's talking about?
02:49 He unfollowed I guess Brie O'Malley and BFFs. Yeah, I saw the BFF
02:55 We look like idiots can't we do I'm not gonna talk about it or something yeah, okay?
03:01 What do we what do you want to say just be like I'm not gonna talk about but but but not
03:05 Even putting in anything yeah, we just look like the biggest pussies
03:10 Like how do we not ask you about that? Okay? Ask me, and then what do I say just I'm not talking about that, okay?
03:17 Okay, ready then action. Yeah, okay, or
03:21 We gonna beep out everything and be like we're not part
03:27 But I can't do this part like it has to be asked yeah, no you can ask it
03:31 I get asked everything that happens in my personal life
03:34 I feel like yeah, and you can be like I'm not gonna talk and you know I got a little
03:39 Smile I know
03:41 And and this is actually for my guy Austin
03:45 What the fuck I could not find hard evidence
03:48 I saw people saying it, but oh you shot they said you unfollowed Brie. I looked he followed Brie
03:54 Liar you are lying to me, which is maybe worse than saying I can't talk about you couldn't find hard evidence
04:05 I got a million things. There's very very hard. I asked the whole team
04:09 shit
04:13 None of them had screenshots that he followed
04:15 Man the integrity on this show is just fall I didn't to be fair
04:22 I did I didn't like ask anyone not to put it on like no one saw us and just didn't put it on I
04:28 We had a conversation this morning. I said can someone find me that he followed us before this is he unfollowed Bree and BFFs
04:34 I checked he followed Bree and I did not know he'd never followed BFs to my knowledge
04:38 You you you know research we did know it's not fair because it's all over the internet. I know
04:46 Shame on you Austin I can live with you don't talk about if I was in a relationship
04:51 And I didn't want to talk about something
04:53 It's a tough spot to be in because but we talked about everybody so it's like what are you gonna do?
04:59 And I can't be called the pussy like all you pussy you didn't mention and then I slam my fist on a table
05:05 I'm like I didn't even know about it because it happened before last episode
05:08 No, we're a week delayed. I didn't even know I didn't even know I didn't even know about it until like two days ago
05:15 And people are damning me. Oh
05:17 I knew about it the second the episode aired they're like you're a fucking pussy you pussy. I'm like what?
05:23 Wait, I didn't know me back
05:28 Me you you didn't see one comment. You didn't know no I did
05:32 I saw it when they started damning me, but I don't check comments on tick-tock anymore. I
05:36 Knew I
05:40 Knew what happens I just find it. I didn't know what happened. You didn't I knew what happened?
05:45 I knew it was intentionally avoided
05:47 Okay
05:49 Well, yeah, I wasn't gonna bring it up shame on Austin shame on Austin
05:53 We're gonna have the who do you work for a conversation again with us again man, oh man
05:59 All right. Let's do it then
06:03 Can we just use that?
06:05 Because
06:08 We won't use what actually happened, okay
06:11 Do we even talk about what actually happened? Yes
06:15 Just bleep that part out just go. Yeah, we'll give that you can watch it and approve it. Correct?
06:22 Yeah, if we don't have what is good I asked brief because everyone's calling me a pussy
06:28 What happened with the follow-on fall gate? She said she won't talk about it. Maybe we can get it. Whatever
06:33 I can't make people talk. I'm not a pussy. Austin's a pussy
06:36 Austin's a fucking pussy. I
06:38 Would like to go on stand and say as well. I am NOT a pussy
06:42 I'm NOT a pussy. Well
06:45 Yeah, you are well guys
06:49 I feel like I feel like there's a little bit of a pussy club on one side and then a little like non pussy club on
06:55 the other side
06:57 And it's like your boyfriend don't want to talk about it or does that's true like but yeah
07:01 Just tell him want to talk about it people say yeah
07:03 It's not like all of your relationships online if I just took every rumor that there we our sheets would be
07:08 That's not a rumor you pussy
07:10 No one could give me it was one second of research and you wouldn't known it happened facts. Yeah
07:19 Ariana Grande claps back at haters with new song
07:22 Do you guys see this song caught me a little bit awake? All right, that's good. We need that. There we go
07:27 We're back in the game. Yeah
07:29 I can't I need 10 hours of sleep. Ariana Grande released our first solo song and music video since 2020
07:37 Yes in question mark, which seems to be a clap back at the criticism
07:41 She has been facing online following the start of relationship with co-star Ethan Slater
07:46 Still don't know how these two cats are deep. I know I wonder if it will last I
07:50 Don't know. I mean, I don't know so so
07:53 Some of Ariana's grinders lyrics have been receiving extra attention specifically why do you care much so much whose dick I ride?
08:01 Yes in question
08:03 I say that shit with your chest be your own fucking best friend say that shit with your chest keep moving like what's next?
08:09 Yeah in question mark. No
08:11 That seemed like a dumb lyric. I don't like our a grand
08:14 I've already said that because she had that clip of her eating doughnuts. I mean she said she hated America or whatever
08:19 Yeah, and she had a song break up with your boyfriend girlfriend cuz I'm bored. That's like not cool
08:25 She steals everybody's man. Well, yeah, and this is cheating because this guy's like a four
08:30 Yeah, and he just had a baby and was married not good. Not good. Yeah, I mean not chill
08:37 Yeah, definitely like the definition of a homewrecker probably right? Yeah
08:42 But then but then the whole article came out
08:45 That said there's no timeline or evidence that you know, they started their relationship before
08:51 The guy's name is Ethan right Ethan
08:55 Broke up with his wife and family and left his kids in the dust
09:00 There was no evidence that that was before the area on a grande thing. So everyone's you know, hashtag and apologized
09:06 but but common sense is the
09:10 Barometer right? This guy's got a wife a kid. He's happily all of a sudden, you know
09:15 Ariana Grande is working with him shaking her ass all over set and then like they break up
09:20 So maybe it didn't like physically happen
09:22 But like she was sowing the seeds giving me all those flirty eyes and like shaking that ass. Yeah
09:28 Why have you guys ever seen that shaking that ass video I was gonna I was
09:33 No
09:36 It's a guy
09:38 It's an internet 1.0 guy. It's like a guy
09:41 Who's watching like people go to the mall see if you can take it up on us. It's very funny shaking that ass mall
09:47 I don't know. What else? Oh, I thought you're talking with the Jersey Shore one
09:50 No, you got a smile and shaking that no. No. No, you're out of your your pussy shaking that
09:57 Wait was Ariana Grande shaking her ass. I'm sure she was she good. I'm sure she was she was shaking that thing
10:07 I think that's something she does a lot. Yeah, she walks with like a sway
10:10 It's so funny to watch Austin type in shaking that ass in the mall in the videos that come up
10:15 I don't think any of these are I don't know you're talking
10:18 Shake that ass going. Oh, right. It's hilarious video man. No, no, wait. No, no, um scroll down
10:27 Shake she's good. No
10:30 All right type in shaking that ass
10:35 Going to the shaking that's going to the mall
10:39 It's like fancy people going on the mall scroll down right not miss Prada. I don't have my phone. Um
10:49 Fancy people going to the mall. I don't know fancy people going to shake that ass
10:59 Shaking their ass at the mall you fancy people shake their ass a lot. No, they're scared to shake their ass scroll down
11:07 I gotta find this. What year is this from? Okay, what about?
11:14 It's like a guy
11:17 Mad that the fancy people go to the mall any like shaking that ass shaking that ass. Oh that like I
11:28 Don't know how subscribe it internet 1.0 shaking that ass no mall Sam. That's the same
11:33 All right
11:37 It's better be worth it shaking that ass shake it better be a great video
11:42 I don't understand what fancy people shaking their ass means sucker ass moves. I
11:47 Mean he he has when he posts every year the Memorial Day one. You gotta be shaking that ass
11:52 So I assumed it was that but no I got called a clown
11:57 It hasn't been a great start Monday
12:00 Pussy clown
12:08 Still nothing no, no ass shaking. All right
12:11 Shaking that when you Twitter search is just the Memorial Day one that comes up for you. No shaking that
12:19 Going to mall
12:24 Going to the mall gonna be a good day. Hmm. It's like a super viral video. Oh, oh no
12:32 That's not it, right?
12:35 This is crazy, we end up on porn sites think if it was this viral would it was just old
12:42 No, I have small
12:45 No that yeah, this is I just got porn. Yeah at the mall
12:50 It
12:52 Guy mad at people driving
12:59 Big cat could be a good get
13:03 No, he definitely will know it is and so but
13:07 It's like the farm so how do we get here we're saying that Ariana Grande is the ass shaker at the mall shaking that ass
13:14 Yeah, it's like it jumped into my head here. Let me see. I'll call Dan and see if he I don't
13:20 Know but that's searching other I
13:22 Guess and just have me saved shaking that I think he's pretty good at having
13:28 Knowing the searcher having it. It gets the ass guy. I
13:33 Wonder if he's gonna know immediately he's gonna know what it is. He's not gonna know how to get it. I think
13:42 You have it
13:45 Maybe
13:47 Damn
13:50 Strut badass that was on the truck that ass that could be what rotten that ass. Yeah
13:55 This guy strutting that I just had this video loaded up
13:59 Who is walking there
14:05 But who else
14:08 Why don't they just walk the gutters
14:12 It ain't a far walk. It's just 38 miles
14:15 Why don't you walk?
14:18 Why don't you walk?
14:20 I'll walk. Yeah
14:24 Why don't you walk
14:27 Wow shit, no, you know you're gonna put everybody else walking the gutter. Why don't you just walk?
14:34 Why let's go
14:37 I
14:39 Must put that ass you'll be so goddamn fucking tired time you get new hope you won't be strutting that ass
14:57 Will you so goddamn fucking tired by time you get new hope that you won't be strutting that ass you'll be
15:06 What's made you what's got you so mad today?
15:08 Me. Yeah, because everybody wants to run everybody wants to run. That's good run here. They're gonna fly walk
15:16 I'll be right behind them and see how far they can run
15:19 It's a chauvinistic pig attitude
15:23 This you're gonna do something because you work at the arsenal and you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz
15:29 And you ain't gotta walk every day. So you gonna get out?
15:32 Strut that ass
15:34 When you start walking my friend and you get 10 and 15 miles on highway you won't be
15:44 Strutting that ass you'll be half dead
15:47 So it's a chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got shut that ass
15:59 And when you walk about 15 20 miles you won't be strutting that ass you'll be so fucking tired
16:06 You won't hard to hold a sub
16:08 You won't be
16:13 You won't be strutting that ass I
16:17 Can't leave we just spent 15 minutes to fly
16:20 Yo, that's how Ariana Grande walks around set
16:27 That's it's like maybe they didn't hook up but when she is walking strutting that ass
16:32 Yeah, you're like she knew what she was doing. Yeah
16:36 It's a great video but the fact we just spent 15 minutes to find a video of that guy talking about strutting his ass is
16:46 It's an all-time video. It's internet was crazy. I had it shaken strut
16:50 Okay, moving on Pete Davidson was on ketamine at Aretha Franklin's funeral
16:57 yeah, I talked about this in a special Wow, I
17:00 Wonder if it was fun. I don't know. He said he's been a daily ketamine guy for 40 years
17:07 Like
17:11 No, no, no, no like the drug isn't that like the K hole thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
17:16 He just you do that every day for four straight years before seeking rehab this summer. Damn. Yeah
17:24 He said how he got so high he thought it was a good idea to go up to her family and say I'm here to
17:29 Pay my R. E. S. P. E. C. T's
17:31 Wow, is he is Ariana Grande?
17:35 Picture. Yeah, that's when they were together when they were together. Can't get away. She struck that ass again
17:41 So he's not doing ketamine every day though anymore. No
17:45 Die, if you did that I've never done ketamine. I've heard it's like you go on these these holes
17:51 Yeah, like a K hole people talk. Okay. Yeah
17:54 I can't speak from experience. Okay, okay
17:58 Yeah
18:00 I've seen people on ketamine and what are they?
18:03 Ketamine I have like a lot of like DJ friends that do ketamine and they're like up and at late love it
18:09 I've seen I've seen two sides, but I've seen people that were
18:12 Normal, and then I was I was in like this hotel and there was a party in every single room
18:18 Was almost like a different party going on in every room. You guys are so cool
18:22 Brie has all these DJ friends and you were a party at every room has a different theme and that yeah
18:29 and then there was one room where everyone was doing ketamine and I walked in and was like
18:34 What's up, everybody, you know and everyone was just laughing like super
18:38 Muppet laughing like head back, you know, haha and just like turning their head back
18:44 I freaked me out a little scary to walk into that. I always it was way too scary
18:48 It just sounded demonic and people just come up and not even be able to finish their sentence and then they both start laughing
18:53 And I'd be there like trying to figure out where my part of the conversation was
18:57 Was saying goodbye
19:01 So none of us done is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce engagement on the wave source page total six is buzz around Swiss camp
19:10 Who knows there's so much gossip. I guess it would shock me, but I don't really believe any of this
19:14 She was at the Chiefs game
19:17 swag surfing very
19:19 Very yeah, she was a little offbeat but very Taylor like she looked like she was an award show if we show the clip
19:26 It was it was a good
19:29 Blast it looked like she's having fun. It looks like she's actually, you know, enjoying the football which is a big time to see - oh
19:35 Yeah, she's a little off
19:38 I
19:40 Yeah, it's pretty sweet it's pretty sweet
19:45 Also these jackets everyone's raging about this jacket. She wore it's like I forget the woman's name is you sec?
19:52 Wife is Kyle who's he on the 49ers? Yeah. Yeah. It's his wife makes these jackets. Oh, they're sick
20:01 Yeah, everyone loves him, but only women can wear them like guys. I don't think our email Josh wearing like a shirt
20:08 I don't think I'd wear like guys wear jerseys. I don't think a guy would wear like a winter coat of a guy
20:13 That's reserved for players girlfriends and wives. I think Taylor Lautner war one
20:18 Did it look good? Do we have a picture?
20:21 They kind of look like
20:23 Unisex. Yeah, do we have a picture? Let's see a picture
20:26 He was at the Michigan game. I think - obviously Detroit guy big win for Detroit - huge huge people crying in the audience
20:35 It was so awesome to see
20:37 Oh, you know what though that looks his is like more of like a like a like a bomber
20:43 Yeah, I still are city. It's like a varsity jacket. I do think it's a little it's cool, but still girly
20:51 Like I think is
20:56 Hutchinson's like girlfriend or something should wear that. I don't know
20:58 Right, maybe yeah, I see what you're saying. I think he pulls it off though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's good-looking, dude
21:05 Is she a gillis Taylor Swift for men tik-tok user claiming that Shane Gillis is Taylor Swift for men?
21:10 That's an interesting comparison. I mean, I guess it's compliment Shane Gillis. I don't really so just like every guy loves Shane Gillis
21:18 And I think some a lot of women don't understand this comedy
21:21 I think that's kind of in like, you know, how a lot of guys don't really understand, you know
21:24 No, I don't that's why where I get lost. I feel like Taylor Swift is like pretty universal at this point
21:29 I I get where you're going
21:31 I would say that Shane Gillis is pretty universal like if you sat down and listened to his comedy
21:36 It's fuck. I like Shane Gillis. Well, but we're putting Shane Gillis. So Shane Gillis, I think I mean a comparison is just
21:43 Obviously not all guys. I'm not saying I don't because I don't want to I know what you're saying Josh
21:50 I know you're saying guys
21:51 So a lot of guys some people that don't listen to Taylor Swift would say like we don't really understand that like Taylor Swift's height
21:57 I'm not saying they're right. I'm just saying that's what they say. Whatever
22:00 It's a huge compliment to Shane Gillis. So you put in the same sentences like Taylor Swift
22:04 In terms of like popularity. I don't know if it's a popularity thing. I don't think they're saying it's a popular
22:10 I think they're saying it's more of like all guys
22:13 Love Shane Gillis all girls love Taylor Swift right now. Mally loves Shane opposite
22:19 I love sex. I want them to date Shane if you're watching this hit up my girl, please slide in those DMs
22:25 She looked great at the Golden Globes beautiful Shane. Did you see those pictures?
22:30 Whatever, they're probably 50 cent is practicing abstinence in
22:34 2024 I don't believe that
22:37 It's also like it's a weird time to start right? Well, not really. What is he like?
22:44 Maybe he just wants to focus on the music and the touring. No, I get I get how it's a New Year's thing guys
22:53 I'm saying like he's a little bit old in his life like he's older
22:58 Why start absences now? He's right if like
23:03 sex and like
23:06 Takes up a big part of somebody's life
23:08 So if you're like, I'm just not gonna concern myself about that. You'll be much more productive in other parts of your life
23:14 He said he's he's
23:15 Distracted by it. So he doesn't have time to be distracted by chasing that ass, but he's already made it like what's what's he got?
23:23 I mean, maybe he wants to go bigger and better do more. Yeah
23:27 Maybe he's gonna come out with a new movie Josh, whatever
23:29 But I was just saying like when you're that late in your life, I feel like it's wasted times not to be having sex
23:35 Maybe it's just new perspective like sex ain't that important anymore. He's been having sex forever. Yeah
23:41 Maybe I just want to hear off whatever
23:44 game time
23:47 You shouldn't have to worry when you're buying tickets for your next big event game time fast
23:50 He's a way to buy ticks for all sports comedy and theater. I just went to the national championship. They were great
23:56 They brought a bunch of fans that I picked out
23:59 I was took a picture a guy who lost his leg in in
24:02 Serving the country and he took a picture with his leg. It was it was great people at the time their lives
24:07 So shout out game time. They did all that for us last-minute tickets
24:11 We got great seats in national championship blast deals don't lose zone deals easy to find buy tickets for every kind of event your area
24:18 They're obsessed with finding ways to help you save money on tickets game time that deals and
24:23 Tickets right up to the start of your event and even an hour after it starts the place the best place to find
24:28 Last-minute seats find exclusive flash deals sponsored deal on tickets for football basketball baseball concerts comedy theater more
24:36 With zone deals you pick the section game time picks the seats for an average of 18% less savings. So that's great
24:42 You just say where you want to sit
24:44 They do the rest game time guarantees mean you'll always get the best price buy tickets in same section and row for less game time
24:50 We'll consider credit you a hundred and ten percent of the disc difference
24:54 Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time
24:57 Download the game time app create an account use code BFF for 20 bucks off your first purchase
25:02 Terms apply again create an account redeem code BFF for $20 off gate downtime gate download game time today
25:10 last-minute tickets lowest prices
25:13 guaranteed
25:14 Lara Pippin's dad acid delete a thirst trap. Well, yeah, this is like you coochies out
25:21 Yeah, that's a coochie shot. That's not like a thirst trap. That's like a clam shot levels
25:28 Yeah beyond a thirst trap. So I think that's fair
25:31 Yeah, you're not really getting trapped. I was just saying you're not really getting trapped. There's no like bait there
25:37 It's just it's yeah, like look at my there. Yeah
25:43 Selena goes another break from social media
25:45 Shortly after clarifying that her whispers with tails with the goal those were telling Taylor her friends were hooking up
25:50 Selena Gomez she was taking a break from social me to focus on what really matters
25:54 Selena Gomez returned to social me in his hour later the next morning run a cooking video with Gordon Ramsay can't do it
26:00 I like Selena. You can't do that. That's LeBron
26:03 LeBron does that zero dark like whatever and then he just comes back on can't do it either stay on or stay off
26:10 Don't say you're off and then be on five seconds. Yeah, people are really annoyed cuz she does this a lot
26:14 She's like I'm taking a break from social media and then she's just back and then the next month
26:18 She'll do the same thing people are like dude make up your mind
26:21 There's there's a tweet and it's on this page and it goes someone on reddit said they think Selena Gomez
26:26 Thinks a social media break is when you close that
26:28 That's so funny
26:34 Stephen a Smith went off and Jason Whitlock hilarious absolutely hilarious
26:39 I caused him a fat bastard, which is just comes across as funny. We can show the clip very very funny. Yeah, I
26:45 Don't know of another human being worse
26:47 Than Jason Whitlock. He is a piece of shit. He's the dude that's gonna have a funeral ain't gonna be no pallbearers
26:54 Might be two people to show up and they begged me not to do this
27:00 But even my pastor a are Bernard said I'm not happy about it
27:05 But every now and then we got to do what we got to do. He's a sorry fat piece of shit
27:11 I hate this bad you get all of his presents
27:16 Wrap your arms around yourself. This is the crazy protect your soul
27:20 Guys who is that?
27:24 Steve a Smith Oh Jason Whitlock
27:29 He's he's kind of like a troll. He's come at me a bunch
27:32 He's on like you're kind of a right-wing network I forget what he's on now, he's a harmless troll
27:39 Okay
27:42 Clearly Stephen a don't like him. Yeah, so he just talks a bunch of shit about people. Yeah
27:48 Engagement guy, you know, okay
27:52 Like he's only really being paid attention when he's getting under so mission accomplished
27:56 Like I'm sure he's very happy that Stephen a like did that because that's what he now people are asking who is this guy?
28:01 Yeah, yeah, and he's gonna have a great fit for his you know, yeah
28:05 Gen Z suffers from menu anxiety. This is lame
28:10 According to study by British restaurant chain called Prezzo 86% Gen Z dolls 18 to 24
28:16 Admit they suffer immense menu anxiety when dining out mean they worry if they'll be able to find something like in the menu or worry
28:22 About regard or worry about spreading what they order 34% feel anxious. This is real
28:27 Oh, I I mean, I regret everything I order and wish I got something else
28:32 But I think that's just like I don't know if that's anxiety. I'm just like fuck
28:36 I wish I got the other pasta like, you know
28:38 when you order something and you're like debating if you want to get this or that and then your friend gets the other thing and
28:43 It comes out
28:45 Taste it and if it's better, it's like that Tim Robinson sketchers like
28:49 Can I buy it?
28:51 It's the whole thing. Yeah, I feel like this is a big girlfriend thing whenever I order food and then Gabby orders food
29:00 She'll then look at my plate and ask for a bite of it
29:03 I'll be like sure you can have a bite and then she kind of does like she eats is like damn
29:07 That's good. I'm like, yeah, so I got it and then it goes into a little bit of like, uh, I
29:11 Wish I ordered that until eventually she guilts me into switching the plates, you know
29:17 And then she gets what I order and I have to eat her terrible order of food
29:20 That's crazy that you're still doing this at this point in your relationship like that's on her like that's date
29:25 One to three being like a good guy
29:27 Wherever you're at if Gabby orders wrong
29:31 That tough like you don't get my food
29:35 No, I I've said that a couple times, but sometimes I'm just like I don't really care. It's food food is food
29:42 I'll get filled up on it
29:43 You know, I mean as long as she has like a like a protein in her meal. I just got a
29:48 Vulcan, you know, I'm saying it's all season man
29:50 folks, baby fruit stripe gum being discontinued I
29:54 Have you guys had fruits right? Nope. I don't think so. I've seen it, but I've never had it. It's awesome
30:01 It's the best one to one and a half seconds of anything you can put in your mouth Wow
30:07 pause
30:09 What yeah, I just said pause
30:12 What you guys are like sexual being like perverts? I?
30:15 Think I know what perverted a little you're older than me. So it's not really perverted
30:19 What would that be called the taste of a gum like a fetish?
30:23 I think that'd be like a fetish maybe the taste of the gum last one seconds like gator gum
30:28 I don't know where you guys want to go with it
30:29 You said the best one to one and a half seconds you can have in your mouth
30:33 Correct because the gum lasts one to one and a half seconds the taste of it. What a waste right? It's just a
30:40 it's a
30:42 Wow, how would you phrase it differently Josh I would have said I would have said I probably just wanted to set anything
30:49 Yeah, she saw me
30:51 Your cheek last week I got mad because I skipped over things so I'm trying to do them all
30:57 Thanks. Good call back. Nice. Thank you. You're welcome
31:01 Secret tunnels found in New York City Synagogue after members historic
31:06 Brooklyn synagogue dug tunnels underneath their headquarters to connect to the women's prayer section have compromised the stability of nearby buildings
31:14 Men of the synagogue came head to head with local officials
31:16 After they came to fill the tunnels with cement months before the tunnels were found a man who lived in the ground tunnel
31:22 the ground levels apartment between
31:25 Building tweeted about hearing people digging and speaking Yiddish under the floor. They just wanted I don't understand
31:30 Why do they need tunnels? Were they spying on the women? Yeah, I'm confused. Is it like an illegal thing?
31:36 They had like secret tunnels or of these tunnels. It's illegal to have it's illegal to have secret tunnels underneath
31:41 What streets and buildings because you know, then the infrastructure could just collapse. What's the point of these tunnels?
31:47 Just so you don't get cold in the winter man escaping tunnel. Let's see what that looks like. I
31:51 Saw this video
31:54 That's insane, yeah
32:05 But the camera yeah, it is crazy
32:07 Selena Gomez to play Linda rock Ron stat good for her. I like Linda Ron said great music great music
32:15 I don't know who know I was
32:17 Play a little play a little Linda Ron stat Austin for the kids. Yeah, well she's a big song
32:24 I've obviously super famous if yeah topic. I don't pick one of her famous songs
32:29 Awesome probably like her biggest song like a song we would know and then be like, oh I know this song
32:34 This is actually a great song
32:36 No, no, this isn't one of them f-minus
32:46 What tracks my tears you're no good, you're no good that one looks
32:56 Should I just be like Spotify here on my phone? Well, I mean Austin's been an F right?
33:01 Yeah, it's good song
33:09 Is this like a big one, yep
33:14 Do you guys know this song nope
33:26 Beautiful voice nice though. You really don't know this song. No, maybe get this was Smokey Robbins
33:33 You guys don't know this fucking song no, no heard that sounds great. I like her. Yeah
33:53 What year like you're so bad, um, I
33:57 Mean how old are you when she was poppin Dave? My parents loved her. Oh, oh
34:05 So this was like what a hundred years ago, yeah 150
34:21 It's so good
34:23 Nothing nothing. All right, fine
34:30 Fuck it. Yeah, sorry, man. I wish I wish I was educated in
34:38 Not
34:41 Things people are sick of seeing her in a recent interview Margot Robbie reveal
34:45 She's not keen to get back in acting too soon at the Barbie. She thinks everybody's sick of singer
34:49 I will never be sick of her with that. I don't know
34:53 Delight to see on screen. She's very active. Yeah, she's just a great actress. I
34:58 Don't know who Barry Keoghan is but he improvised the grave scene. So you haven't seen salt burn. This is so
35:06 Well, this is what we're talking about last week and you thought it was a TV show it is no, it's a movie
35:13 Isn't it on?
35:16 Prime I think you can buy it now, but it was in theaters only first. Have you guys seen the iron claw?
35:21 Are we just moving the way no, no, I'll go right back to that but have you seen the iron claw of the Zac Efron?
35:26 Wrestling wrestling movie. I just need to tell you guys. No see that. It's the best movie. I have not seen the year so far
35:33 Is it sad? Yeah, it's all me and Zach sad story. We're crying like we were sorry. I don't do that
35:41 No, but it ends happy. I
35:44 Don't like crying
35:46 You leave it gives you like a new perspective on life and you're happy. I'm gonna be cryer a Dave
35:51 I don't why would I want to walk into something? I know is gonna make me sad or unhappy
35:55 Well salt burn would make you maybe cry from just being disturbed
35:59 Like this on that then - yeah the scene he like hat he fucks the grave and I guess he improvised it which is crazy
36:06 Yeah, yeah, he improvised it was a closed set
36:10 You got a closed set and you just wanted to see where his character took him. Yeah. All right
36:15 That's why I watch like CBS Sunday morning. Like it's just happy
36:19 Bills mafia they get ready to play Josh. You're all decked out. It's gonna be a chaos
36:24 They've been shoveling they got hammered with the winter storm. They got mafia mafia is the best the best
36:30 They are the best mafia going out shoveling $20 an hour. Come on. Yep makes no money
36:35 No one else but the bills they kick in about an hour. So I think two hours from now two hours
36:41 We're doing this. Yep. Yep. Yeah is tipping culture in America getting out of control tipping debate is going viral after a man named Christian criticized
36:48 tipping culture America
36:49 She goes on to say I wait the best restaurant service of his life in Italy the waiter denied his tip first in Miami is
36:55 Forced to prep for somebody poured a cup of coffee. I mean
36:58 This is I already we're in a trap right now. We're in a trap though before we answer
37:04 We should think wisely the last time we spoke on money
37:08 Issue we all got fucking ripped. No got ripped
37:12 Yeah, I think you can't tip in Italy. I talked about this. I thought when I went to Italy
37:17 Well Bree doesn't like to tip Italy Italy, dude, that was crazy
37:22 That wasn't even me, but we already know you you're not a big tipper. You don't tip people dude. I tip so much
37:28 It's crazy and that fucking that was crazy, but they don't make tips for coffee. They pay their Starbucks
37:36 Yeah, not like Starbucks. I think it's like like if you sit down and get a coffee shop
37:41 But I think that you know, what's really killed the the tipping thing has been the little fucking screen
37:47 They flip around on you and they're like
37:49 Station I go to a gas station and like, you know what I'm saying?
37:53 I like I don't really fill up gas
37:55 But let's say I go to the gas and get like a snack some I buy like a Slim Jim and a like Doritos
38:00 Flipping the thing over me for like a tip. It's like whoa, what are we doing here?
38:04 I always tip if it has that I have no problem with it, I guess but like lucky enough
38:09 It's already matter. But if it does matter and you're getting shame then I guess I could see it sucks
38:13 It's a guilt trip. I I never can't while they look me in the eyes and flip that little screen over not hit like
38:21 All right, but it's also just different like in Europe. They pay their waiters and waitresses like hourly wages
38:27 We don't hear they still appreciate Europe. I was just leaving cash
38:32 Yeah, the thing that they don't do is if I'm recalling my rant, they don't like if you pay with a credit card
38:39 They don't add the spot to put it in the credit. There's no so if you yeah
38:42 So if you want tip you need cash or what they call in Europe euros
38:47 But I don't think they don't really expect tips and that makes it better. Yeah, cuz then
38:54 Yeah, they're actually like grateful for it, you know, it feels good to tip there cuz
39:00 Yeah
39:02 Vader Kane hockey player has wife ex-wife removed from an NHL game of Eric Cain's ex-wife
39:08 Anna showed up the wings Oilers game the day before birthday when I'm in a star there to request the security have her removed from
39:14 the arena because there's restraining order since
39:16 2021
39:18 She tweeted out no face. No case need 15 secure to walk me out because your dick is so little damn
39:25 It's - I don't even believe the dick so little
39:30 Like no, no if he has a jab because in anger he has us
39:34 What does he have a restraining order against her since 2021? She has to be like insane. Yeah
39:39 He's why would you go to the money - why would you show up to his game? I don't know
39:44 Well, she's she isn't she did the whole fake pregnancy thing, right? Oh, I don't know. Yeah are
39:49 It's an NHL player and then his ex-wife, but I guess if you're learning order, you probably shouldn't show up to the game
39:57 Yeah, that's like you were a fake pregnancy belly. Oh wait, that's crazy
40:02 Yeah, like she took it far. She wore it out like to trick him that she was pregnant or other people
40:08 I think it was a little bit of both. I did. I always wonder like how does that end?
40:12 I I don't like where you lose gonna go somewhere. You're like, oh I lost the baby
40:17 I guess I guess you like maybe baby miscarriage. Yeah, right
40:21 It's just dark. It's dark all the way through. Yeah, it's twisted. Oh
40:26 So twisted
40:28 Mob wife aesthetic tech talk is shipping out clean girl aesthetic for mob wife is that clean girl aesthetic?
40:33 Which is about natural beauty and minimalism is now being replaced with fur coats animal print big hair makeup now known as mob white
40:40 Mob wife is tech. I love it. I love it. Prana. Have you done this yet?
40:45 Brie, I have not done mob wife aesthetic yet. Maybe I'll get on it. Yeah, you're gonna get on that
40:50 I'll wear a fur coat next episode. Yeah, I'll shift it
40:55 Cyclical she doesn't get the credit Michelle Pfeiffer arguably like one of the most beautiful women who ever lived
41:01 Is she in one of these pictures that we're looking at? Yeah, she's on the right. She's in Scarface. Oh, yeah. She's gorgeous
41:06 gorgeous
41:08 You guys gonna jump on me for saying she was hot I I already said
41:13 Is she the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen in your life Michelle Pfeiffer dancing?
41:17 Yeah, awesome. Wake up. Yeah, we're gonna get
41:21 Huh?
41:25 He's fast
41:27 She's also Catwoman she's also in Michelle Pfeiffer gold from Bruno Mars
41:34 She's still alive
41:51 I mean, she's dancing like a mob wife, but come on. Yeah, the shoulder she dance like my aunt I
41:57 Put a top ten
42:03 She kind of looks like the girl you talked about last time you like like the big eyes and blonde hair. Oh
42:09 That's a unique thing that men like I mean, that's like this. She looks exactly like Candace to me
42:14 Candace Wayne Paul. Yeah. Yeah, that's the most beautiful one in that Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold Bruno Mars
42:21 That white gold that oh, yeah, but Michelle fine
42:26 You think you're more like blonde guy or brunette guy here Dave because you always do be talking like natural beauty, man
42:30 I'm just all right beauty and everything. You just love women
42:34 Austin and Catherine McBroom divorce
42:37 forgot about them
42:40 Yeah, yeah
42:42 They've had they've had all sorts of stuff. So it doesn't really shock me
42:46 Yeah, I'm bad for the kiddos. Yeah always
42:50 Tom Holland sets the record straight on relationships status and yada because what happened is I guess
42:57 since and Zendaya
42:59 Unfollowed Josh everybody on Instagram including Tom Holland fans were worried that when you unfollow somebody
43:07 They break up ships in trouble. Yeah
43:10 Yeah, sounds similar. Yeah. No, actually this is it means all good. It is all good
43:16 They said absolutely not when they broke up. Wait, did they respond to it? Yes, I'm Holland. They responded to it
43:23 They did Tom Holland. That's my girl Wow. They asked why I was there. I'm falling. No problem. No, no issue. We're good
43:29 Yeah, no
43:31 Wow, cool. That's that's a different a lot
43:34 It's a different take to respond to yep
43:37 Do a lapia and Callum Turner allegedly dating after being spotted slow dancing kit kissing hot
43:45 It's been reported that do lapia and British actor Callum Turner are allegedly dating the two were spotted dinner last night
43:51 I just watched this duties on the boys in the boat
43:54 Good movie. Did he do a good job? Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, oh this guy's good
44:00 What what you guys call Riz so I could see
44:02 Rosanoff do a lapia way to bring in the Gen Z turn brother. Let's let's see them spotted together. They're a hot couple
44:08 Yeah, they look nice together
44:11 He's not too pretty
44:15 Like that Oh
44:17 What a slow dance in a closet
44:19 Maybe like they're like someone's in a bathroom stall recording them
44:23 Yeah, I'm pervert recorded that weird weirdo
44:30 Little Nas
44:33 Stirs up more contrary with a new song J Christ
44:36 J. People are making fun of Jesus the J man. Is that what's going on? Yeah, I mean that's kind of his thing
44:43 He's uh, he's like I feel like he's what you call like a gimmick rapper, right?
44:48 Like he always has tries to provoke people. He always has like a different little controversies going through to promote his music
44:54 I think people are just silly for falling for it. It's like what last album?
44:59 he sucked the devil's dick and now he's gonna go and like be the
45:03 Jesus guy like he's gonna go and be like, oh, I'm a Christian and I'm studying
45:07 Christianity at school and it's like right then all you know, the Christians get mad at it
45:13 And then it just pumps up his music. So I feel like if you really wanted it to
45:19 Have him not be successful. You just wouldn't fall for these gimmicks
45:23 I know I like little Nas but like if you have to do that much shit around your music the music probably isn't that good?
45:30 Yeah, he's trying to say it's an art thing and that people use Jesus and are all the time
45:34 And that's do I and there's so much shit that people sing about I don't but he gets I guess he gets the people
45:40 He gets the people. Yes. I mean people fall for it. So I mean, you know
45:45 He's probably like one of the funniest people on Twitter. He's funny
45:48 The hallway Hollywood reporter post video of an honest person talking shit about any guests
45:54 The Hollywood reporter has caused a stir after not muting a video they post on Twitter of the Emmy scene chart ahead of the award show
46:02 Monday because there's an anonymous person shit talking one of the actors saying she's a terrible actress. She's so
46:07 monotone in the background video
46:10 Oh my gosh scandalous
46:12 Who they talk Jenna Ortega, how would you know?
46:22 I
46:28 Feel like it would be Jenna or take a big one before the start of that
46:30 Catherine Heigl is right up there Ellen Pompeo is right there could be a
46:35 Yeah, what are they? No, who are those people in there? Like they were producers or something? Yeah. Oh, wow
46:41 spicy
46:43 Shana Mokler reveals the reason she and Travis Barker split isn't this like ancient news?
46:48 She went on a podcast and kind of like deep dove into Travis Barker and her previous
46:54 Relationship before because she dated someone super rich and famous before I feel like Travis Barker's moved on
47:01 Married kid like do you really have to do that? I know yeah, it's kind of like stirring up old shit for no reason, right?
47:07 It's an also for the kids. It's like come on. What did what was the reason?
47:11 They said it was Kim Kardashian related. Oh
47:15 She was sent. Yeah, she was sent text messages between Kim and Travis where they were planning to meet to hook up
47:21 And now she also she also I watched a clip on this
47:26 She found out that Travis Barker was sending in comments to TMZ
47:30 While they were together about how much of a terrible mother she was and how she didn't take care of the children and she found
47:36 Them on his laptop of him sending them into TMZ. Yikes. That's worse. Well, no, they're both not
47:42 Well, she said that was worse than like finding out he was cheating
47:44 Yeah, I guess alright if you feel like you've been done dirty with that talk about for as long as you want. Yeah two sides
47:50 Joe Coy calls the Golden Globes crowd marshmallows. I'm not even who cares
47:56 I
47:57 More Koi Joe Joe Koi Chelsea. Hanlon throws a dig at ex-joy Koi
48:01 Chelsea handler hosted the critics choice awards through shader ex-boyfriend Joe Koi
48:06 Who threw his writers on the bus the goal goes by praising writers. I don't care about Joe Koi. Yeah, that's fair
48:12 Okay, our critics choice looks
48:16 Don't care about these looks anymore. I already saw the she Tom Holland a do lapia a
48:24 Pedro Pascoe keeps matching his like sling to his outfit. It's kind of baller
48:28 Yeah, that's pretty cool
48:31 All right. Let's wrap this up BFFs corner. I
48:33 Saw this way look. I'm like, oh, I know what the first Brie does Brie found her cat after it went missing
48:40 How long was your cat missing?
48:42 Two and a half weeks. He went through a snowstorm a rainstorm
48:45 And we found him like a mile from home under a car in a trailer park. How did the cat get away?
48:53 my mom it was I love my mom to death but
48:56 She insisted on watching all of my animals and she left a window open upstairs while I was in LA
49:02 She let the cat out, but she was so terrified because she knows my cats are like my children
49:07 She was so terrified to tell me she waited a week to finally tell me because she thought he was gonna come home
49:12 and then she told me and
49:14 It was it was I wonder if she thought about doing like the
49:19 Meet the parents get it like just like a cat. Yes, what's your cat? Yeah, dude, it was terrible
49:24 She was like sobbing but we found the cat. So that's all that matters. Is your cat blind?
49:28 Blinded one eye or is that just a flash photo? No, just a flash
49:32 It's a huge red flag
49:35 What yours have a cat? Yeah. Okay. Well, you know who fucking loves cats D DP Taylor Swift
49:42 Well, I mean it I love Taylor Swift
49:47 Okay, she's a huge red flag and she we're a little bit of cat lady vibes. Okay, so what's wrong with that?
49:54 Well, you're not Taylor Swift well a lot of other people have cats and
49:59 They're gonna be mad. Oh, yes. Do they everyone I know has a lot of people have cats
50:05 Yeah, dude, are you guys serious? So many people have cats. Ah
50:09 Are you serious guys? Okay people in the comments. You have a cat. Yeah, they have a cat. We're done
50:16 We already knew a pre-met Zack
50:18 I've heard
50:21 This is this is the headline with Brian's act that you put on the sheet Austin, please
50:25 No, I told the story. I it's the first time I told the story of like
50:29 The first time we like actually met. Well, I how'd I know?
50:33 It's not like you talk about your relationship on the show I
50:37 Know how you met
50:40 You went to the show and then he DM'd you after and it was like Billy football knew somebody it's the show
50:46 You guys went. Oh, we talked about this in the show
50:49 Yeah, but like the first I just talked about the first time we met like I had gone he needed someone to ride with Austin
50:56 Cuz Bree said it I said on this podcast. Yeah. Oh
51:00 Good news. Trisha Paytas doesn't hate your guts anymore. I know super
51:05 Oh, I have I DM'd her a while ago and like apologized for the only fan thing
51:09 Does she still hate me? I don't know. Let's see. Does she talk about Dave?
51:13 I didn't I love them. I feel like Brandon thought I hated her for a minute and I was just like I love them
51:17 I do love them now. I like watch their tick-tocks
51:19 I love them too, but I get I'd like I feel like everybody has like had like slight beef with them. Really?
51:25 Well kind of not though Mali girl. I'm not really I just like like Brianna will just speak up and like be crazy
51:30 Yeah, I'm scared of like new young influencers because I like sometimes if I just don't want to be for anybody
51:35 I'm just like I can't have any confrontation. I am old. I'm always attacks me for being old. I get it
51:40 Okay, sir tough to see
51:44 Bill Bell check up the Pats. I don't know if that's really
51:47 Totally like BFF material
51:51 Yeah, I'm sad I'm definitely sad he was there for 24 years the Patriots are terrible
51:59 I wish he stay I would have preferred him to stay but it's not like Nick Saban
52:03 Retiring where the Patriots are the top of the game
52:05 Pretty do care. It says what is breeze reaction? Wow, that's super sad. I
52:11 Like I liked your video Dave when you threw in the like Michigan just won the national championship
52:16 Okay, how long I do on new fan questions, let's do a couple fan questions, right
52:28 Yes
52:30 They're gonna be on the screen
52:32 Who will be the first to get married Brie or Josh ooh
52:36 Josh yeah, you're gonna get you're gonna marry you're gonna marry gab. I
52:45 Mean I would hope it goes in that direction
52:51 Guys I feel like I feel like I've heard Brie
52:55 Talk about marriage a little more. Oh shit. Really when I
53:00 Don't know. I just feel like am I?
53:03 That I might not have to say anything like this do you get married Brie? No, I'm not kidding. I'm not getting married
53:10 Bree's not getting married, but you've talked about how you want to get married soon. Yeah, I do want to get married
53:17 I change it break
53:19 Okay, and I feel like you know breeze got some years on me. I I like Josh loves doing that. I know God what just
53:26 Like oh you guys are old
53:29 well
53:30 She does have what am I supposed to pretend? She doesn't have years on me. I'm fine a brief Brie. I've over
53:34 Old ladies. I'm just younger. So I would assume brief but
53:38 You know, I'm just more youthful like I I probably will live longer is what I'm saying - I can answer this
53:44 They would be in each other's and I'd be sitting in the peanut gallery
53:48 You guys will be in you'd be at the wedding
53:51 You'd have like the seats to KFC is waiting that you had
53:54 In the back, I'll be invited but I will not I'd be stunned if I'm the bridal
54:00 Dude, I'll I'll I'll
54:03 It's not even like a sympathy or pity invite either like I'd love to have you at my wedding that would be fucking awesome. Ooh
54:11 Dave would you let Bree and Josh handle your dating apps for 24 hours? I don't have
54:18 What if we get you were to get one?
54:20 Yeah, and if we wouldn't we wouldn't be crazy on him. We just actually try to make it help you out
54:26 I mean, yeah, I I want
54:28 But what would I care? Sure. All right. I also I don't know how much help you really need
54:34 I feel like you probably have a you could just go to your DMS Instagram is like my dating app
54:39 Yeah, yeah, you can go to your DMS and you're probably fine. Would you let us handle your DMS for 24 hours? Fuck? No
54:46 All right, cuz there's too much existing, you know, like convos. That's true. Well, what if we don't what if we don't go?
54:52 Combos, we're only in the new new messages. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we maybe I would probably get us just set up a
54:59 Dating thing first rather keep it clean. Okay, we do that. Can we set up like a dating a dating?
55:05 Instagram or like a dating app for Dave. This is like a great little segment. I kind of like that. Yeah, that'd be fun
55:12 You're like we can play matchmaker
55:15 All right, just so you don't have to be alone like that sad story you told when you're old and we're just partying
55:21 Yeah, the dogs helps but but I mean
55:26 If we're not we're not committing to going out past 9 p.m. That's fine
55:31 We'll do it. Okay, like a little lunch date. It can be a brunch. Yeah
55:35 What is your dream activity for the pod?
55:40 Haunted house would be good. Yeah, I remember the Ellen show used to do those those videos were so funny
55:45 I'm using park concert. I mean did them all I got the Disney boys. Yeah a haunted house would be funny
55:51 It would have to be something where you could like Mike us up and still I feel like a concert isn't gonna be the greatest
55:56 Come on, terribly, you know haunted house. Maybe I can use it maybe like swimming with sharks
56:01 What if we went swimming with sharks? I that's like my dream activity. Oh
56:06 Let's do that
56:08 No skydiving. I'm afraid of
56:10 Well, we can still we could we could or we could do a thing where we all have to face one of our fears together
56:16 Fear factor BFS fear factor. Yeah
56:20 - what's my fears?
56:24 It's like an old dog. All right, who's Dave's favorite? We've already done this a million times who is Dave's favorite Brea Josh?
56:31 You never done about both of them in the room. Oh, yeah
56:36 Well today is Josh the breeze
56:38 Reflect us I did not
56:41 It's like a parent picking their favorite, you know, you know, it's not fair
56:45 If you're gonna work another job position bars to what would it be?
56:49 At bar stool
56:52 Mincy maybe Oh if like you could be another person here. Yeah, he just like waltzes through life like
56:58 Not a care in the world mincy mincy's a good one. I was gonna say Frank, but he's so sad
57:06 He's getting more than Frank's taking over the world no, I know but he said he were - he will never be positive again
57:11 he said positive Frank died in like
57:13 2014 the other day maybe maybe big cat
57:16 All right one more definitely pick Dave
57:20 What pocket these are like what pocket is? All right, we're done with that. I think we're done with the show
57:25 Yeah, I think that's episode
57:28 (whooshing)
57:30 (whooshing)