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Bad to Bed (2024) Episode 2
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01:01I know I can't love you right
01:05Don't give it up before you even try
01:10I know that we can take our time
01:16Don't wanna cross a line
01:19But would you be mine?
01:30Don't wanna cross a line
01:33But would you be mine?
01:36Don't wanna cross a line
01:39But would you be mine?
01:42Don't wanna cross a line
01:45But would you be mine?
01:49Who would want to come to an event like this?
01:52Drinking outside in the middle of summer
01:55My clothes are all wet
01:58You have to put up with the heat for a month
02:03Maybe you can take me home today
02:08So the point is to take me home
02:12Just like how you took me home last time
02:15You don't have a chance to be taken back today
02:20Are you going to take me home?
02:25Someone recognized me and wanted to take a picture with me
02:30He said I look better in person
02:33Where is that guy?
02:34Get rid of him
02:37What are you doing?
02:39Where's your phone?
02:42I want to take a picture with you
02:44Okay
02:46Where's your password?
02:50What are you doing?
02:53Who are you going to post it to?
02:55I can't post it to anyone
02:57But before you post it, you have to explain to Tina
03:01She often says that your IG is not your IG
03:04It's your company's personal account
03:06So before you post it, please think twice
03:09The internet world is really complicated
03:13It's just a simple picture
03:15Why do you have to worry so much?
03:17To us, it's just a simple picture
03:21We don't want people to think too much
03:24I don't want to accept that
03:28Okay, even though we are internet celebrities
03:31We can probably understand
03:35But this is how communities interact
03:40Whether you like it or not
03:43People will automatically share their feelings with you
03:47Don't say that
03:49Even if it's a good thing, it will still give me pressure
03:53Can I take a picture with you?
03:56Sure
03:58I just want to save your picture in my phone
04:01Can I?
04:02Sure
04:03Yes
04:04Here
04:051, 2, 3
04:10No
04:11This one
04:12I think it looks good
04:13No, no, no
04:141, 2, 3
04:18This one looks good
04:421, 2, 3
04:431, 2, 3
05:09Hey
05:10You live alone in such a big house
05:12Where are your parents?
05:15My mom left
05:17My dad is married
05:19So I live alone
05:21I'm sorry
05:25How can I apologize?
05:26It's not your fault
05:28Anyway
05:30It's just a picture
05:43Let's play a game
05:45There is a red light in front
05:48The one who runs first wins
05:50The one who loses has to drink
05:52How can I win in a few seconds?
05:54It's dangerous
05:56Are you ready to drink with me?
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06:011, 2, 3
06:021, 2, 3
06:031, 2, 3
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06:051, 2, 3
06:061, 2, 3
06:071, 2, 3
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06:091, 2, 3
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06:141, 2, 3
06:151, 2, 3
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06:171, 2, 3
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06:241, 2, 3
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06:261, 2, 3
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06:28This is what gay people are like
06:31Some are stubborn
06:58I'm afraid of both
07:00Do you know what I'm afraid of?
07:02No
07:03I'm afraid that you'll ask me to pause again
07:08It's better than discussing while watching
07:11Can we continue watching?
07:13Okay
07:15Are you sure?
07:16I'm sure
07:17Don't ask me to pause again
07:19Hurry up
07:20Play
07:29How can we be one?
07:32Let me share a weird experience
07:35What is it?
07:37I was once brought home by you
07:40The next morning, I heard a dog barking
07:44At first, I thought I was dreaming
07:47But when I woke up, it was a stranger
07:50There were two dogs staring at me
07:54That's embarrassing
07:56Who was that stranger?
07:59Was he the one who brought you home?
08:01Of course not
08:02He was my roommate who broke up with him
08:05I helped him walk the dog
08:07After I got home, I took the dog to his room
08:12You must have been wearing clothes
08:15What do you think?
08:16Of course not
08:18I was naked when I got home
08:22So when I saw my roommate
08:26I was scared to death
08:28Luckily, I had a quilt to cover me
08:30This story is so good
08:32It's so cinematic
08:34But who broke up with him?
08:37Why did they still live together?
08:39It's so weird
08:44Maybe they had their own reasons
08:48I don't believe in that
08:51They couldn't live apart
08:53So they still lived together
08:55They probably lied to you
08:59Maybe they were open to each other
09:03That's why they lied to you
09:07That's so negative
09:09All experiences are based on experience
09:13It's not a negative thought
09:19So you had a boyfriend
09:22But the one who lied to you was your roommate
09:27Let me tell you a story about dogs
09:32I was drinking alone yesterday
09:36I was drinking alone yesterday
09:50Hi, I'm here alone
09:56You too
09:58I'm a dog
09:59I'm a dog
10:02Are you a pet dog or a pet dog?
10:07I'm a pet dog
10:10What's the fun of being a pet dog?
10:13I can play with my owner
10:15Can you play with your boyfriend?
10:18It's different
10:19I can control my owner
10:21I feel like I'm being ordered
10:23I feel like I'm being ordered
10:26It makes me happy
10:29What does your owner tell you to do?
10:34First, you have to learn how to bark like a dog
10:37Then walk like a dog
10:39You have to listen to him in bed
10:41I'm a happy dog
10:44So he treats you like a dog
10:47You'll be happy
10:49He doesn't treat me like a dog
10:51I'm a dog
10:54You know
10:55I feel like I'm my owner
10:57I'm happy
10:58So you feel happy
11:01It's not because you want to be a pet dog
11:06So you feel happy
11:07When I'm a pet dog
11:09If I listen to my owner
11:11He'll take good care of me
11:12When guests come to my house
11:14He'll let them pet my head
11:16It makes me happy
11:18I'm happy
11:25I'm happy
11:26I'm happy
11:27I'm happy
11:28I'm happy
11:29I'm happy
11:30I'm happy
11:31I'm happy
11:32I'm happy
11:34I don't really understand
11:37What he means by feeling happy
11:46It's similar to how some couples interact
11:50But they're playing the role of the owner and the dog
11:55And maybe
11:56The dog and the owner
11:58Are more jealous than other couples
12:06How often do you meet the owner?
12:09The three owners have boyfriends
12:11About once a month
12:14I don't understand
12:16After having a dog
12:18You can still have a boyfriend
12:20So you can't have a boyfriend when you have a pet?
12:26No
12:29But I know that dogs
12:32Should talk to their owners
12:35My owner let her boyfriend know about my existence
12:38Everyone knows
12:40No cheating
12:41Can't I do that?
12:48He's like this
12:50Like a dog
12:52Always looking at me
12:53He's really like a dog
12:56So cute
12:59But I'm thinking
13:01When you were abandoned by a dog
13:05Was the dog angry
13:07Because the owner was taken away from it?
13:14So I'm a sleeping dog?
13:23No
13:25No
13:28Go pick it up
13:29You're not going to pick it up?
13:32It's not a dog
13:33Go pick it up
13:34No
13:53I'm a sleeping dog
14:13Did you play until it was this bright again?
14:16It's not something to worry about
14:18It's not something to worry about
14:23If you're going to come back soon
14:24Tell me in advance
14:25I'll be worried
14:48Memories haunting me
14:49Knowing you gave it up instead
14:52You did
14:53Was it all just in my head?
14:55I'm worried that it all means nothing
14:58I'm worried that you don't miss me too
15:00I'm worried that I'll never find someone
15:03To replace you
15:05And I've heard
15:06You're with someone else
15:08While I'm here by myself
15:11Holding on to what you've left
15:14Was it all in my head?
15:17When you said you love me
15:19Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:23And I'm sure not over it
15:25Did you forget?
15:27I put you before me
15:29Memories haunting me
15:30Knowing you gave it up instead
15:33You did
15:34Was it all just in my head?
15:37Was it all?
15:38Was it all in?
15:39Was it all in my head?
15:42What are you doing?
15:44Just what you think
15:46What do you think?
15:48From now on
15:49I'm your dog
15:50The most obedient dog
15:52I'll always be by your side
15:54Director
15:55What are you thinking?
15:56Why would he send you home?
15:58I should be the one sending you home
16:00What are you thinking?
16:03Is he your ex?
16:09Do you have feelings for him?
16:11Cause no one can love me better
16:13Better than you did
16:14And I'm sure
16:31What are you doing?
16:33I'm downloading Kakaolala
16:35Taiwan's most LGBTQ-pop
16:38And BL online streaming platform
16:41There are so many things to watch
16:45But
16:46Isn't that only for tablet and phone?
16:50You can watch it on TV
16:52Or download Kakaolala
16:54That way you'll have a better view
16:57Thank you
17:02What should we watch?
17:05This one
17:06Ma Taixi's Family
17:08How is it?
17:12Thomas and Husband Oscar
17:15Loved each other
17:18But after their adopted son
17:20Returned to his mother's arms
17:23The two had different opinions
17:26On the idea of starting a family again
17:29Thomas also started to think
17:32About the true meaning of
17:34Marriage and having children
17:37How is it?
17:42Why does it sound a bit gloomy?
17:45I think it's not bad
17:47How about this one?
17:49Sure
18:12You have to hide in the back
18:14Okay
18:15You have to hide in the front
18:17Or like this?
18:18Okay
18:19I have to play hide-and-seek in the back?
18:21You're playing hide-and-seek in the back
18:22No, no, don't
18:26Ma Dou TV
18:28Ma Dou TV
18:35I'm going to kill you
18:37I'm going to kill you
18:39What does that mean?
18:40What does that mean?
18:44Is that enough?
18:45I've never heard of it
18:47I'm going to kill you
18:51That's enough
18:53I'm going to kill you
18:55Okay
18:59I'm going to kill you
19:01I think it's a bit too much
19:03Which one?
19:05Which one?
19:07Okay, ready
19:09Thomas
19:10Thomas, you have to wear the bear's wings
19:12And the light
19:13I'm the bad guy
19:16You have to wear the bear's wings
19:17You have to wear the bear's wings
19:18So, what's the story
19:19Of the deep pit case?
19:21We have to first
19:23Show what's on the ground
19:25Yes, that's right
19:27So, he's still sleeping
19:29I want to see
19:30He's still sleeping
19:31He's still sleeping
19:32He's still sleeping
19:33He's still sleeping
19:34He's still sleeping
19:39What's this?
19:41This is skiing
19:42Skiing
19:43Okay, we're at the new area today
19:46Can you see it?
19:47There are so many people
19:48Now it's a fashion show
19:49Fashion show
19:50So, we're going to the most lively place in the new area
19:52Let's go
19:54He's going up
19:58The old man's way of eating
20:01Hello, everyone
20:02I'm Charles
20:03I'm Tony
20:06This is the lady of the day
20:08A beautiful lady of the day
20:11She looks like Fan Bingbing
20:13No, I don't
20:21You're wearing a mask
20:22You're wearing a mask
20:23You're wearing a mask
20:24You're wearing a mask
20:25You're wearing a mask
20:27I'm so excited
20:28Yes
20:29Anyway, it's the same as the battle
20:30You didn't see it
20:32I have a phobia of people
20:34If you wear a mask, you're a different soul
20:36I feel more nervous now than in the morning
20:38I'm more nervous than when I was on stage
20:41I'm sweating
20:43I'm so hot
20:44Why are you nervous?
20:45I think
20:46I just need to take off my mask
20:50Is it better?
20:51Open your mouth
20:52Open your mouth
20:53Just a little bit
20:54Yes
20:55You don't have to take it off
20:57That's it
20:58Yes, that's it
20:59Is it better?
21:00It's better
21:01We'll show our chest
21:02You have to stop
21:03You have to stop
21:04It will look better
21:05Basically, they won't show their faces
21:07Yes
21:08That's it
21:09This is straight
21:10Yes, it's cool
21:12That's it
21:13I'll take a picture for you
21:15It's cool
21:19Let's see how many people there are
21:22I'm so nervous
21:23I'm so nervous
21:25It's okay
21:35You know what?
21:36I'm so nervous
21:40Ready?
21:41Action
21:43I'm here to visit my parents
21:44I'm so nervous
21:46I'm here to find my friends
21:48And I have to wear a mask
21:50Yes
21:51I can't help it
21:52I have to wear a mask to help you
21:56Why do you have to wear a mask?
21:57Aren't you just passing by?
21:58We've known each other for 3 or 4 years
22:00And you're acting
22:01And you're chatting here
22:03Why is there a cute senior here?
22:07Why are you here?
22:09I've been scolded once a month
22:20Let's hide the wall
22:24The wall is the camera
22:26The wall is the camera
22:39It's okay
22:41TV and glasses
22:44Don't say TV
22:48You're easy
22:49He's so easy
22:51He felt he had been touched
22:53And he left
22:55One more time
23:07Don't talk nonsense
23:08You took screenshots for me
23:10My fingers are made of steel
23:19I am so busy
23:20I am so busy
23:22I am so busy
23:27I am so busy
23:31You only eat
23:33But you are not cooking
23:35So delicious
23:37I almost eat up
23:39Then you can eat these
23:41Coke
23:45Do you need to need more?
23:47Oh, I see.
23:51Jiabao is at work now, right?
23:52Yes, Jiabao is already at work.
23:54Yes, he's already at work.
23:57Wow, you two have been dating for a long time.
23:59Why don't I do it myself?
24:00Okay.
24:01Three points.
24:01No, you have to do it yourself.
24:10You can also act cute to your boyfriend, right?
24:13It's different.
24:15You can act cute to your boyfriend to meet his every need.
24:19You sound so contrasting.
24:23Yes, what he said is totally different from what he would say.
24:26Do you like contrasting?
24:27I like it, it's cute.
24:28You just need to maintain the fierce feeling.
24:32I think you look good in a necktie every time.
24:35Really?
24:35I think it suits you.
24:36Yes, it suits you, I don't know why.
24:38【Practicing】
24:49【Practicing】
24:55Is it a B?
24:56Yes.
24:56Is it a B?
24:57I didn't notice it before.
24:58It's a B.
25:00I didn't notice it before.
25:01No, I didn't.
25:02Nice.
25:03Did you plant it?
25:04Yes.
25:05I like to plant dragon fruit recently.
25:08What's the color of your hand?
25:09I'll show you later.
25:10Yes, this is the color of wine.
25:12Really?
25:13Yes.
25:14I'll show you later.
25:16Yes, I hope you can plant it.
25:19I think it's a bird in the sky.
25:20It's a bird in the sky, right?
25:21Yes, it's a bird in the sky.
25:22Oh, it's a bird in the sky.
25:23Yes.
25:26You can act cute to your boyfriend, right?
25:29You can act cute to your boyfriend, right?
25:31It's different.
25:33You can act cute to your boyfriend to meet his every need.
25:36You can act cute to your boyfriend to meet his every need.
25:41Yes, look into his eyes.
25:42But he doesn't want to look into your eyes.
25:44So, look into his eyes seriously.
25:46Your motivation is to make him look at you.
25:49Yes.
25:50Cut.
25:52I forgot it.
25:53It's okay.
25:56I can see you're out of the frame.
25:57Right?
25:58It's okay.
26:02No.
26:03I'm sorry.
26:04I'm sorry.
26:06If you act like a dog, you'll be happy.
26:08Cut.
26:09Let's try a pose where you're completely down.
26:11Let's try a pose where you're completely down.
26:12Completely down.
26:12Yes.
26:13Like this.
26:13And close your eyes.
26:16Yes.
26:17And you don't need to touch it too much.
26:19Okay.
26:20Yes, it's very natural.
26:21Just touch it.
26:22It's really a dog.
26:23Okay, come on.
26:24One more time.
26:24One more time?
26:25Yes.
26:26Very good.
26:26Here comes the scene changer.
26:27Yeah.
26:29Oh.
26:31He's looking at you again.
26:34He's looking at my eyes.
26:36How old are you?
26:36Try it.
26:388 years old.
26:41Hurry up.
26:41I'm hungry.
26:42I'm hungry.
26:45I'm hungry.
26:46He's taking a photo.
26:47He's taking a photo.
26:48I don't want to look at it.
26:50Can you lift it up?
26:50You can stand up.
26:51It's very small, right?
26:52You can lift it up.
26:56Hey.
26:57It's very light.
26:58It's a completely different feeling.
26:59You can see his face.
27:00Oh.
27:02He's coming down.
27:16And action.
27:29What are you laughing at?
27:32You said it wrong.
27:34Are you not good at Japanese?
27:35No, I'm not.
27:37I'm really good at Japanese.
27:40The pace of the walk just now
27:41was right.
27:43Yes.
27:56I'm changing with him.
27:57I knew you were over there.
27:59Walk a little bit.
28:01What are you reading?
28:03I'm reading
28:04The Death of Demons.
28:07Such a heavy book.
28:08He's reading such a heavy book.
28:10He speaks in such a roundabout way.
28:11Yes.
28:12He speaks in such a roundabout way.
28:13Are you talking about healing or something?
28:15The Death of Demons.
28:17I was reading a book.
28:19You're also quite dark.
28:20I'm reading a book.
28:26I'm reading a book.
28:27Taiwan's most LGBTQ-pop
28:30and BL content
28:31online streaming platform.
28:33There are so many things you can watch here.
28:37But
28:38you can't just watch it
28:40on a tablet or a mobile phone.
28:42That's because you can watch it on TV now.
28:44I'm downloading it.
28:46That's how you get the feeling of watching a movie.
28:52Cut.
28:57Cut.
28:58Cut.