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02:22Good morning, Minnie, Evelyn
02:24Yo yo to you, Roger
02:32Do you think he heard me?
02:34Standing a foot away while you yelled at the top of your lungs?
02:36Nah
02:40So you can see
02:42how you have to convert the fractions
02:44so they have the same denominator
02:46before you can proceed
02:49Miss Grindstone, a word with you, please
02:52Sincerity, dear
02:54You're in charge till I get back
02:56Yes, Miss Grindstone
03:04Any grief and I'll bust ya
03:06Oh
03:36What?
03:48Miss Belliger
03:50I'll be getting back to class now
04:02Miss Eudora Grindstone
04:04You have been found guilty
04:06of boring young minds to death
04:08But Principal Earl
04:10I don't want to hear it
04:12I order you to be
04:14burned at the stake
04:18Guilty, guilty, guilty
04:20Guilty, guilty
04:22No
04:28Eudora
04:30I've been hearing rumors that
04:32some of the children seem to think that
04:36I wear a toupee
04:38Now isn't that
04:40the nuttiest thing you've ever heard?
04:42The nuttiest, sir
04:44She's not my favorite teacher
04:46but what if she gets fired?
04:48I have to nip this in the bud
04:50before it's too late
04:54Uh-oh, she's got that look again
04:56Here it comes
04:58Mimi's got a plan
05:02Dear Principal Earl
05:04I am writing today
05:06to praise the
05:08uniquely individual
05:10teaching skills
05:12and dedication of one of today's
05:14finest educators
05:16Miss Eudora Grindstone
05:18In closing
05:20I must say again
05:22how truly unequal she is
05:26A truly inspirational tale
05:32So, what was your big plan?
05:34Simplicity itself
05:36I wrote a letter
05:38What did it say?
05:40Nah, this and that
05:42Mimi
05:44Oh, right
05:46I may have embellished a tiny bit
05:48What does it matter?
05:50Principal Earl has no idea
05:52what goes on in this school
05:54and it's only going to him
05:56Fax this over to the school board, will you?
05:58Oh, and while you're at it
06:00I've got a plan, too
06:04Testing, hello?
06:06Everyone, hello?
06:08Is this thing on?
06:14Good morning, scholars
06:16I've gathered us here today
06:18for a special reason
06:20Miss Grindstone, come up here, please
06:26It is with great pride
06:28that your teacher, Miss Grindstone
06:30has been nominated
06:32for Starfish Bay's
06:34Teacher of the Year Award
06:40This is so...
06:42I never...
06:44It's just wonderful
06:46And to document
06:48all the things your teacher has done
06:50with her uniquely individual
06:52teaching skills
06:54the Starfish Bay newsroom
06:56will have a camera crew in two days' time
06:58to get it all on tape
07:06Miss Grindstone took poor, backward Brock Wickersham
07:08and turned him into a straight-A student
07:12Well, doesn't every child
07:14have the potential for greatness?
07:16Every child but Brock
07:18Grindstone also inspired
07:20Lodeman, a boy with no future to speak of
07:22to follow his dream of becoming
07:24a mime artist
07:28Lodeman has elegant arms that are just perfect for mime
07:32Hey, I wasn't finished yet
07:34Okay, so I went over the top
07:36Understatement of the year
07:38But if I can't pull this off for the news crew
07:40Miss Grindstone really will be fired
07:46On the bright side, I do have 48 whole hours
07:48and I'm sure if I appeal to my classmates' finer qualities
07:50they'll be dying to help
07:52No
07:54No
07:56No
07:58That's Russian for no
08:00Okay, if finer qualities won't work
08:02I'll go for yucky ones
08:06But Brock, think of the repercussions
08:08The reaper what?
08:10If Grindstone goes
08:12we can wind up with someone even worse
08:14True
08:16Or we could wind up with an endless parade of subs
08:18I love making them cry
08:24I'll do your homework for a week
08:26Make it a month and you got a deal
08:30Let me get this straight, you want me to help Brock?
08:32Correct
08:34The same Brock who steals my lunch money
08:36and gives me power wedgies?
08:38Gee, let me think
08:40No
08:42I'll teach you to throw over him
08:44Really?
08:46Damn
08:48Sorry Mimi, I'm too busy with soccer
08:50I'll wash your soccer uniform for the rest of the season
08:52Wow
08:54My own mother won't do that
08:56Excellent
09:00At least everything's taken care of
09:02Well, almost everything
09:06Hey
09:12Now Elaine, it might sound better coming from me
09:14Miss Grindstone has even helped the athletically challenged
09:16Russell, two left feet Van Eden
09:18is now a skilled rollerblader
09:20Two left feet?
09:22Just think
09:24a chance to show off your skills on TV
09:26And last but not least
09:28little Elaine Petuskin
09:30a poor nearsighted girl
09:32who with Grindstone's help is now a
09:34Champion baton twirler?
09:36Mimi, you can't fake baton twirling
09:38It's this line
09:40I don't know
09:42It's this line
09:44I prefer to call it an overactive imagination
09:46This line
09:48that got you into trouble in the first place
09:52Great
09:54Now where am I going to find a baton twirler on such short notice?
10:08Fabulous
10:10Jane, your baton brilliance can't reach a wider viewing audience
10:14Three close-ups
10:16and at least two minutes of airtime
10:18Deal
10:20And I'll need a personal assistant
10:22Available 24-7
10:24No, no way
10:26Absolutely not
10:30Watch the cuticles
10:40Excuse me just one moment
10:44Lodeman, what shape is a box?
10:46Is this like a riddle?
10:48Square
10:50Think sides, think lid
10:54Ow
10:58O-N-O-T
11:02No, Brock
11:04Onomatopoeia
11:06M is next
11:08You saying I'm wrong?
11:10Mimi
11:12Why not try something simpler to start with?
11:14Say
11:16Dog
11:18Can't I just break something with my head?
11:20It's a crowd pleaser
11:22You're supposed to be smart
11:24Exactly
11:26I'm using my head
11:28Hey Mimi, watch this
11:34Personal assistant
11:36Get over here
11:38Guys, we've got to get this together for Ms. Grindstone
11:40The news crew will be here any minute
11:42Ah, we're here already
11:46And I think we've got everything we need
11:48A blatant case of fraud
11:50Teacher of the year nominee
11:52Miss Eudora Grindstone
11:54has tried to manipulate our poor innocent students
11:58to cheat away to an award
12:00It's also likely that she wrote this
12:02Anonymous letter
12:04Herself
12:06What letter?
12:08Miss Grindstone
12:10You've made a mockery of this school
12:12and fools of us all
12:14But I...
12:16I don't want to hear it
12:18You are suspended immediately
12:20without pay
12:34Mimi, what a surprise
12:36Come on in
12:42Wow
12:44What neat pictures
12:46Thanks, I painted them myself
12:48You did?
12:50I studied fine arts at the Sorbonne
12:52in Paris
12:54before I realized my true calling
12:56was teaching
12:58And I still take life classes
13:00at the community center
13:02every Wednesday night
13:04plus kickboxing on Mondays
13:06and Thai cooking on Thursdays
13:08You're kidding
13:10Oh, I have a life outside school
13:12Or did you think I slept in a cot
13:14at the back of the classroom?
13:18This is the Winers
13:20Yeah
13:22But they're the coolest band ever
13:24Oh, it was a gift
13:26Oh
13:28From the lead singer, Brian
13:30Yes, I think he calls himself
13:32Wastoid now
13:34You taught Wastoid?
13:36You know
13:38I might have something else
13:40you'd be interested in
13:42A copy of their new CD, Barf Bag?
13:44A wonderful book about Joan of Arc
13:46Oh
13:48This book was one of my favorites
13:50as a child
13:52It should be a real help to you
13:54with your assignment
13:56for whatever teacher reads it
13:58Brian Stone
14:00I have a confession to make
14:02I'm going to tell Principal Earl
14:04everything in the morning
14:06Well, that would be a start
14:08although it won't erase my public humiliation
14:12Mimi, you're a bright girl
14:14blessed with a wonderful imagination
14:16but you've got to learn
14:18to rely on the truth
14:20I try
14:22but my imagination always gets in the way
14:24Then combine your imagination
14:26with the truth
14:28and you'll have a surefire recipe
14:30for success
14:34I'm sure she didn't mean
14:36to be taken literally
14:42Ah, Mimi
14:44These tights are awfully tight
14:48Too late, Herbert
14:50It's showtime
14:52Hmm
14:54Maybe I should ask Bella to send me down here
15:00Principal Earl, if that is indeed your name
15:02can you tell me why you called us back here again today?
15:04What?
15:06What are you talking about?
15:08I didn't call you
15:10Yes, you did
15:12You Dora, is this another one of your tricks?
15:14Excuse me
15:16I had a message from you to get down here
15:18I didn't call anyone
15:20Did I?
15:25We are the braces class
15:27And we're going to show you
15:29Grandson shouldn't go
15:31Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
15:33So stick around
15:35Watch our song and dance
15:37And enjoy the show
15:39Oh oh oh oh
15:51I used to get this F
15:53Not much they said I'd be
15:55But thanks to Miss Grimestone
15:57I'm finally getting D's
15:59Now I'll never be real smart
16:01And never make pre-med
16:03But that's cause when I was small
16:05my mom dropped me on my head
16:23Je suis la meilleure dans l'école, Mme Grindstone sait que c'est vrai
16:30Je suis la meilleure dans l'école, ça fait que tous mes collègues commencent à pleurer
16:37Oh yeah, yeah !
16:40Oh yeah, yeah !
16:51Oh my runaway imagination
16:57Oh my runaway imagination
17:03Fact, fiction, truth, lies
17:07Grindstone help me keep it true
17:10Oh my runaway imagination
17:16Fact, fiction, truth, lies
17:20She's also really cool
17:23Oh my runaway imagination
17:32Principal Earl, how on earth could you suspend this woman ?
17:36Well, I...
17:39She's taking these pathetic children and boy are they pathetic
17:43And trying to make something of them, admittedly it's not much
17:46But she did the best she could
17:48Tell it like it is Chip
17:50I didn't mean suspend, suspend
17:53I meant a couple of days vacation
17:56Paid, of course she has to stay
18:00It's worked, you're back
18:03Please, no thank you's are
18:05Miss Morton, by my calculations your Joan of Arc assignment is due tomorrow
18:10You'd better get to work
18:14By the way, that whole routine
18:17Wasteoid would have been impressed
18:20Good to have you back Miss Grindstone
18:23My homework
18:26Be on the diamond at four sharp
18:31To whom it may concern, read my allowance
18:40Oh, ew, gross
18:47You know, I'm not sure I can do this
18:52You know, Miss Grindstone was right
18:55It is better when I combine my imagination with the truth
18:59I'm glad you think so
19:00Me too, cause I've got a great plan for a series of historical musicals
19:07And I'm gonna start with Joan of Arc
19:21Joan of Arc
19:51Joan of Arc