Aired (October 6, 2024): Dalawang buwan pa bago tuluyan makaawit si Jose Mari Cheng, ang kaso, mukhang naiinip na siya at ini-ghost na tayo!
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00:00Moment of truth, Kaloy.
00:03We came here to get the gold.
00:07Are you ready?
00:09I'm ready.
00:11You've been planning this for a long time.
00:14That's why we won't let you.
00:16No matter what happens, you have to get the gold.
00:20Can you do it?
00:21I can do it.
00:22For this, you will need focus.
00:28Focus.
00:30Focus.
00:31Concentration.
00:33Concentration.
00:35Determination.
00:37Determination.
00:38Okay, this is it, Kaloy.
00:41Go for the gold.
00:52Hey! Hey!
00:53What is it? Don't be noisy.
00:58Are you sure there's a door here?
00:59There's a room, not just a door.
01:00There's an alarm, money.
01:01Don't be noisy.
01:02Someone might wake up.
01:03Take that off.
01:04Okay, look out.
01:10Okay, go for it.
01:12Go for the gold.
01:14Go for the gold.
01:15Go for the gold.
01:16Go for the gold.
01:21It's Sunday night!
01:23It's time to sleep!
01:25Wow!
01:27Hey, we have a guest returning tonight for a laugh trip, right, Pau?
01:31Yes, we always have a guest returning because we really want him to join us in the show.
01:35Wow!
01:36Thank you, brother.
01:37I missed you too.
01:38Thank you for coming.
01:39It's been a while since you came back.
01:41Thank you, thank you.
01:42What are you saying? It's not you?
01:43No, no.
01:44It's not you?
01:45Yes, it's Rapita.
01:46Sorry, sorry.
01:47It's not you, it's Mateo.
01:48Thank you, guys.
01:49Thank you to our guests.
01:51Again and again for having me here.
01:53And I hope we'll have more again in the future.
01:58Let's invite Jack.
02:00Let's give a round of applause to Jack Roberto.
02:03He's also beautiful when he's here.
02:05The handsome Jack Roberto.
02:07You know what, Jack, you're always welcome here.
02:09Okay, here's the game.
02:10Like before, you'll have to form a Tagalog sentence using the three words that you'll pick from the box.
02:17Okay, by the way.
02:18The box.
02:19By the way, each set that you'll pick has a third.
02:23What's the third?
02:24What's the third?
02:25Conjunction.
02:26Conjunction.
02:27Conjunction.
02:28The words that match or are connected by two words.
02:33But don't make it a problem.
02:34Just use it in the sentence.
02:36But like before, if someone can pick the same set of words,
02:39he can challenge that sentence.
02:41If the sentence is better, of course, he'll win.
02:44If anyone can make the worst sentence, he'll lose.
02:48But if the sentence is funny, for sure, he'll win.
02:51And we'll judge that later.
02:53That's right.
02:54If the sentence is longer, he'll win.
02:57So, my tip to you is to make the sentence longer.
02:59Because you have seven seconds to form a sentence.
03:02So, are you all ready?
03:03Let's start.
03:04Okay, let's start.
03:07Who said that he's here?
03:09You're always there.
03:11You're always here.
03:12No, we're already here.
03:14He's already here.
03:15Here it is.
03:16Seven seconds.
03:17He's nervous.
03:18Pull it.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Show it to me.
03:24Give me the word.
03:26What did he say?
03:27The words are
03:29handsome, flowery, and appropriate.
03:34You have seven seconds.
03:35Timer starts now.
03:37A handsome man gives flowers and appropriate.
03:40That's okay.
03:43What's that?
03:44What's that?
03:46Giving flowers is okay,
03:48but the sentence you made is not.
03:51Do you want us to punish him?
03:55That's for me.
03:57Do you want us to punish him?
03:58That's for me.
03:59Let's declare it.
04:01Hold it.
04:02I'm scared.
04:03It's hard.
04:08I'm nervous.
04:09It looks easy.
04:10You can do it.
04:11Be quiet.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:21Go, Cha.
04:22Seven seconds.
04:23Timer starts now.
04:24A handsome man gives flowers and appropriate.
04:29That's okay.
04:31Do it.
04:32He's kind and appropriate.
04:34That's okay.
04:38Rabia,
04:39that's a date number.
04:41Okay, let's go.
04:43The words, Rabia, are
04:46free,
04:47sweet,
04:48and appropriate.
04:50Okay.
04:52Timer starts now.
04:53My ex is not sweet.
04:55He's kind and appropriate.
04:57That's good.
05:00That's good.
05:01That's good.
05:04That's good.
05:06That's okay.
05:07I'll direct it.
05:09Welcome to Bubble Tea.
05:11It was nice working with you.
05:15It was nice working with you.
05:18That's okay.
05:19That's okay.
05:20That's okay.
05:21That's okay.
05:22That's okay.
05:25Who are you imitating?
05:26Tata?
05:27We are imitating Tata.
05:30Iron Man.
05:31Buy a cellphone except for…
05:33Timer starts now.
05:34I like to buy a cellphone
05:37except for coffee
05:39because I like to drink coffee.
05:42I connected the phone.
05:44I connected the phone.
05:46Is it working?
05:48Wait.
05:49Wait.
05:50Wait.
05:51It doesn't make sense.
05:52It doesn't make sense.
05:57It's not finished yet.
06:02That's okay.
06:03That's okay.
06:04We might get it right later.
06:05Jack.
06:06This is hard.
06:07We're already doing this.
06:08Yes.
06:09Sometimes, you're just a guest.
06:12Okay.
06:13Dog, cat, and so on.
06:15Timer starts now, Jack.
06:17Dog and cat fight,
06:19but you still love it.
06:23Yes!
06:24Jack won!
06:25He doesn't know Tagalog.
06:27He's just playing.
06:28Jack, you're happy.
06:29Jack, he doesn't know our language.
06:32He doesn't know how to speak.
06:33You know, sometimes, I get confused.
06:35We're speaking Tagalog
06:36because not all of you are good at English.
06:38Are you not good at Tagalog?
06:40Nothing.
06:41Just repeating.
06:43He doesn't know Tagalog.
06:44He's been excited about this game.
06:46I'm really scared.
06:48What are your words, Ana?
06:50Crush, face, but.
06:53Crush, face, but.
06:55Okay, you have 7 seconds.
06:56Timer starts now.
06:58My crush is a star, but he's ugly.
07:02He's so ugly.
07:03I can't stand him.
07:04He's so ugly.
07:10Can I redeem myself?
07:12No, no.
07:13Are you sure about what you said?
07:15Is this a dating show?
07:16Why?
07:19It's just what the audience said earlier.
07:21You're so handsome in person.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:25I look ugly.
07:26I look ugly?
07:27He's ugly?
07:28Yes.
07:29He should be ugly.
07:30He should be ugly.
07:31His feet are ugly.
07:33I understand.
07:34You're scaring me.
07:35Look at my hand.
07:37Hold this.
07:39You might lose.
07:42EA.
07:46Hey.
07:47Eating pandesal while.
07:51Eating pandesal while.
07:527 seconds.
07:53Starts now.
07:54You know what?
07:55My mom's favorite thing to do every day is eating pandesal while eating.
08:00What?
08:01Eating pandesal.
08:02Wait.
08:07Ready?
08:08Wait.
08:09Wait.
08:12Wait.
08:13Champion.
08:14Hold this.
08:16We'll give it back to you later.
08:17Wait.
08:18We'll give it back to you later.
08:19Wait.
08:20Cheska, let's go first.
08:21Eating pandesal while.
08:24Here it is.
08:26Cheska.
08:28It's easy.
08:29Feet.
08:30Feet.
08:31Because.
08:32Feet.
08:33Feet.
08:34Because.
08:357 seconds.
08:36Starts now.
08:37His face looks like his friend's feet.
08:39And his friend's feet are also feet.
08:41Because.
08:42That's how it is.
08:48Champion.
08:49Champion.
08:51Champion.
08:53It's over.
08:54It's almost there.
08:57I want to give him a scholarship.
09:03Hey, it's the same.
09:05It's the same.
09:06Feet.
09:07Because.
09:08You have a preview.
09:09So, 7 seconds.
09:10You can do it, Matt.
09:11Go.
09:12His feet are also feet.
09:13That's why his feet are also feet.
09:14Because he has a tail.
09:15That's it.
09:16That's the right word.
09:22Matt is so smart.
09:23He has a sense.
09:24You see.
09:25Maybe later, your tails will be the same.
09:27That's the last one.
09:28No choice.
09:29You have no choice.
09:31Boboy.
09:32Look at me.
09:33I'm not getting it right.
09:34Sorry.
09:35Hit.
09:36Won.
09:37But.
09:38You can do it.
09:397 seconds.
09:40Ready.
09:41I was nervous at first.
09:42But I won't stop until I win.
09:43But.
09:44There are people who will try and be able to do it.
09:47Yeah.
09:50It's a wig.
09:51Huh?
09:52It's a wig.
09:53What wig?
09:54Why?
09:55I'm a Bisaya.
09:56That's right.
09:58There's a disclaimer.
10:00Let's see if what he said is right.
10:03How?
10:04How?
10:05How?
10:06How?
10:07How?
10:08How?
10:09How?
10:10How?
10:11How?
10:12How?
10:13How?
10:14How?
10:15How?
10:16How?
10:17How?
10:18How?
10:19How?
10:20How?
10:21How?
10:22How?
10:23How?
10:24How?
10:25How?
10:26How?
10:27How?
10:28How?
10:29How?
10:30How?
10:31How?
10:32How?
10:34For whom?
10:35The two of them are a doubt.
10:36If only two get to lose, they'll receive a punishment.
10:37There are also punishments that won't watch.
10:38So join us on this Longest Running Gag Show in the country.
10:39The craziest of all, don't be surprised
10:41There's no one who can beat you, you won't be defeated
10:43No one will be ashamed of your thick face
10:45No one will be ashamed because you won't waste your joy
10:47Just do it with the BBL, let's go!
10:49Go BBL! Go BBL! Go BBL!
11:00Good afternoon to all of you, thank you so much for coming to this presscon
11:04Hopefully, we'll be able to answer your questions about the spreading virus
11:08Which is called Monkeypox or M-pox for short
11:12Sir, I just want to ask, is there a new update about the virus?
11:18Yes, there is, and that will be answered by our guest today
11:22It's better if we call him
11:24Let's give a round of applause to Dr. J. Talontalon
11:31Hi Doc!
11:34Doc, may I speak to you?
11:41Yes sir
11:43Doc, what can you tell us or can we know your credentials in connection with this virus?
11:51First of all, good afternoon to all
11:53And yes, you know, I'm the only Filipino scientist who was sent to Africa to do research
12:01That's why I can say that when it comes to the virus, I'm the authority, I'm the one who knows about it
12:06Doc, here, Doc
12:07Yes ma'am
12:08Where did this virus come from?
12:10Ah, the virus came from Africa, that's where it started until it spread
12:15Ah, Doc, is the virus dangerous?
12:19Ah, yes, it's dangerous, that's why I'm being careful to avoid the virus because it's easy to get infected
12:29Doc, this is really scary, right?
12:32Are you afraid that you might get infected by the research you're doing about this virus?
12:39Yes, Doc
12:40Actually, no, I'm okay, I didn't feel any symptoms
12:46Ah, Doc, Doc, here, Doc
12:49Doc, what are the symptoms of monkeypox?
12:53According to my research, the first symptom of this virus is that you will get infected by a monkey
13:02Monkey?
13:05Ah, Doc, Doc, excuse me, Doc, Doc
13:10I just want to ask, Doc, why are you eating a banana?
13:16Excuse me, Doc?
13:18Yes, yes, yes
13:19Sorry, sorry, Doc, I'm sorry, I'm hungry
13:23Ah, he's hungry
13:24Don't you know that banana is one of the most nutritious fruits? It's delicious
13:29Yes, yes, yes
13:30Hey, Doc, Doc
13:31Yes
13:32But why is it not my favorite fruit?
13:34So what?
13:37It's delicious and nutritious, that's why I'm eating it, what's the problem with that?
13:41Doc, are you sure that you didn't get infected by the monkeypox virus?
13:46What?
13:48Why did you say that?
13:51I risked my life to do research, to help the world, and you're doubting me?
13:58It's not like that, but if you really got infected by the virus, you should be in quarantine right now
14:08No, no!
14:32Mr. Cheng, Mr. Cheng, it's still early
14:38It's still early
14:39Good morning, sir
15:06Good morning
15:07Good morning
15:09Good morning, your face
15:10Why again?
15:12You're angry early in the morning, what did I do?
15:15What did you do?
15:17Huh? So you're guilty?
15:19What guilty?
15:20Wait, what?
15:21I don't know what's happening, why am I guilty?
15:25Who's Annabelle?
15:26Annabelle?
15:27Annabelle
15:29Who's Annabelle?
15:30I don't know!
15:31That's why I'm asking you, who's Annabelle?
15:33I don't know either!
15:34No one knows Annabelle, who is she? How did you know her?
15:39In my dream
15:40Huh?
15:42In your dream?
15:43Yes, you're with a girl, her name is Annabelle, who's Annabelle?
15:47Wait, wait, wait, did you hear yourself?
15:51You dreamed that there's a girl that you don't know, and you're teasing her
15:57Is that right?
15:59It's true, it's true!
16:01And I had a dream a few nights, again and again, because maybe you're always thinking about her
16:07Wait, wait, what? Me? I'm thinking about her?
16:10Yes!
16:11That's not a dream!
16:12You're the one who's dreaming, you're the one who's thinking!
16:16So you had a dream, right?
16:18I had a dream!
16:21I have a secretary in the office, Annabelle!
16:24You fired her!
16:26Wait, I fired her?
16:27Yes!
16:29You had a dream about a girl, I fired her, and you're jealous?
16:35Stop it, what dream?
16:37You had a dream about a girl, I fired her, why are you jealous?
16:43Shouldn't you be happy?
16:45Why should I be happy?
16:47You fired her, why are you jealous?
16:50Why should I be happy?
16:52Isn't your dream a lie?
16:57It means that in my dream, you fired your secretary, Annabelle,
17:03which means that in real life, you're going to get Annabelle back,
17:07and you're going to have an affair, and you're going to have an affair behind my back!
17:11You're going too far!
17:13First of all, it's just a dream!
17:15Second, I don't have a secretary!
17:18Third, I have nothing to do with Annabelle's name!
17:21What's her name?
17:22Isabel!
17:24No, it's just a dream!
17:28Wait, it's just a dream!
17:33No, it's just a dream!
17:34Mr. King, I'll call you later.
17:37Isn't it?
17:38It's still early, I'll call you later.
17:46I have a friend here at home, guys.
17:48He didn't just bring me here, but he also sells alohas, guys.
17:53It's good that you met and bought alohas,
17:56because a lot of people are selling fakes now, guys.
17:59It's up to you, guys, how to tell who's the real one and who's the fake one.
18:05For these alohas, you'll know them by their carats and weight.
18:10The higher the carats and weight, the more you'll love them.
18:13Just like your boyfriend, when your weight increased,
18:15the less you'll love him.
18:17This friend of mine, he's really fond of gintos,
18:20that's why he's going to buy a quintas.
18:23You thought he's going to pay for it?
18:25No, guys, it's his boyfriend.
18:27He's fond of dating rich men who have a lot of alohas.
18:31That's why he's going to buy a gold digger.
18:34This is my fashionista friend, guys.
18:36He's also going to buy a quintas.
18:38And he's going to get it just like my first friend.
18:42But he's not the one who's going to wear it.
18:44He's going to let his dog wear it.
18:46That's how they're going to get along, guys.
18:48Because of the gintos.
18:50This is my neighbor, guys.
18:52He wants to get a bracelet.
18:53But his wife came and yelled at him.
18:56She said, why did he get an aloha,
18:58when they don't have anything to buy to eat?
19:00What are they going to eat, guys?
19:02Stones.
19:03That's why he went home, guys.
19:05It's a shame.
19:06The gintos even became stones.
19:08Speaking of stones, guys,
19:10gintos don't just love alohas.
19:12Gintos also love stones.
19:14But be careful, guys, when choosing a stone.
19:17Because not all gintos are real.
19:20There are also a lot of fake ones, guys.
19:22Just like what you're seeing.
19:24That's also called a pot of glass, guys.
19:26That's not a pot of glass, guys.
19:28That's what alohas wear.
19:30But if I'm the one who's going to buy an aloha,
19:32I'm going to get one with diamonds.
19:35Because diamonds suit me better.
19:38Because diamonds are forever.
19:46Oh, no.
19:47Mr. Cheng, not yet.
19:50Not yet?
19:51I've been here for a while.
19:53Just wait for a while.
19:55Is that so?
19:58Oh, sorry.
19:59Here.
20:00Okay.
20:01Enjoy!
20:03Can you order one sliced blueberry cheesecake
20:06and one cappuccino?
20:08Oh, no.
20:09One cappuccino and one blueberry cheesecake.
20:11Okay.
20:14Sorry, I don't have a hammer.
20:16No, it's okay.
20:18You can use a hammer.
20:19Just one.
20:20Sorry.
20:21Okay, clap!
20:22Clap!
20:23Clap!
20:24Clap!
20:25Oh, no.
20:26Clap!
20:27Miss!
20:28Clap!
20:29Can you tell him to clap?
20:32Can't you see?
20:33I'm busy.
20:34Just a little.
20:35Can you clap?
20:36Where's your manager?
20:39You're so clumsy.
20:40Oh, ma'am!
20:41Ma'am!
20:42Hi, ma'am.
20:43How are you?
20:44Ma'am, there's a commotion.
20:45What's happening?
20:46Why?
20:47Excuse me.
20:48Can you like...
20:49This beggar is getting too aggressive.
20:51Can you like ask him to, you know, leave me alone?
20:55Ma'am, there's a commotion.
20:56Just a moment, sir.
20:58I don't have a job.
21:00Really?
21:01Yes.
21:02What?
21:04We're inside your establishment.
21:06You don't have a security guard.
21:08You're supposed to be the one to let us out.
21:10Oh, no.
21:11Don't tell me how to do my job, okay?
21:13Can you see?
21:14The door is open.
21:15You can leave.
21:16You can leave.
21:17Don't put us in your establishment, sir.
21:20OMG!
21:21Is this for real?
21:23Ma'am!
21:25Super Ma'am Shee!
21:26Yes.
21:27Yes.
21:29What's better than a black coffee with sugar?
21:35Super Ma'am Shee, help me.
21:37They don't want to help me.
21:39This beggar has been bothering me for a while.
21:41We don't have a job, sir, right?
21:44It's not our fault that you can't defend yourself, right?
21:48True, true, true.
21:49I agree.
21:52It's her fault that she can't defend herself because she's a black girl.
21:59Is that so?
22:00Yes.
22:01And it's not our fault that she's so big, but she's so shy.
22:05Look at her.
22:06She can do that.
22:07Really?
22:08Did you say she's big?
22:09She's big.
22:10I mean, Tenny's best friend is just a beggar.
22:13Who are you?
22:14And why are you here?
22:16Oh, you don't know me?
22:20No.
22:21I know everyone.
22:22You're the only one who doesn't know me.
22:24Well, well, well, well, well.
22:26I am Super Ma'am Shee, the defender of Ina Api.
22:36Defender?
22:37Defender?
22:38I don't know her.
22:39She's new.
22:41She's just a beggar.
22:42And you?
22:43Of course, I will defend her.
22:45With pleasure.
22:47Okay.
22:48Why?
22:49Watch and learn.
22:51I'm watching.
22:52You're so loud.
22:54Excuse me.
22:56How rude!
22:57It's just rude, but you can't go inside a store or restaurant.
23:03Why? I'm just a beggar.
23:04What's wrong with that?
23:06Don't be angry, okay?
23:09Can you lend me some money?
23:12Are you going to force me to give you money?
23:15Again and again.
23:17If you're going to give me money,
23:20Huh?
23:21You better be quiet.
23:24I'm not forcing you.
23:26Okay, okay.
23:28Okay.
23:31Oh my gosh.
23:34Super Ma'am Shee, thank you.
23:37I was going to divorce her.
23:39Correct.
23:40You know what, Ma'am Shee?
23:42Happy to serve.
23:45Happy to serve.
23:47Hey!
23:48Ma'am Shee!
23:49Ma'am Shee!
23:52Super Ma'am Shee, help!
23:54Help me!
23:59Sorry, sorry.
24:00Sorry, that's not my job.
24:03Hurry!
24:05You're a super hero!
24:07Help us!
24:10Don't tell me how to do my job!
24:14I'm sorry.
24:15Do you think I don't know how to protect myself?
24:18Let's go!
24:19Wait, wait, wait.
24:21This is my job.
24:23Sir, do you want to buy some snacks?
24:25Here you go, sir.
24:27Mission accomplished.
24:29Accomplished.
24:30And I thank you.
24:34Super Ma'am Shee!
24:35Super Ma'am Shee!
24:36Super Ma'am Shee!
24:39My baby is so handsome.
24:42I'm the one they're counting on in the team now.
24:44Why did this happen now?
24:45I know, baby.
24:46But the important thing is to rest your shoulders
24:49so that you can play again next time.
24:53Bro!
24:54What?
24:55You guys are such a nuisance.
24:56They said you won't be able to play later.
24:58Yes, bro.
24:59My back hurts so much.
25:02What happened there?
25:04Frozen shoulder, bro.
25:05I can't raise it.
25:08That's too bad.
25:10You're our MVP.
25:12That's what I'm telling my baby.
25:14You see, we're so supportive.
25:16We even wore jerseys.
25:18I feel like I wasted my get-up today.
25:20Bro, let's do this.
25:21Practice this.
25:23Put your fingers on the wall.
25:26Like this.
25:27There.
25:28Bro, I already did that.
25:30I raised my fingers like that.
25:32And I can't do it anymore.
25:35That's too bad, bro.
25:36That's right.
25:37How about this?
25:39I'm going to practice now.
25:41Do your best.
25:42Yes, yes, yes.
25:43I'll make up for it.
25:44Good luck, good luck.
25:46Baby, are you okay?
25:48I feel bad.
25:49I can't support the team.
25:51What happened to us?
25:54Let's go.
25:55Bro!
25:57Hold up!
25:58Wait, wait.
25:59Raise your hand.
26:01No, I don't want to.
26:02I can't.
26:03Why?
26:04I told you to raise your hand.
26:05I can't do it.
26:06No, no.
26:09Are you going to fight?
26:11Bro, he's not fighting.
26:13His back hurts.
26:15That's why he can't raise his hand.
26:17There.
26:18Ouch!
26:19I can't do it.
26:20Just do it.
26:21Do it.
26:22Raise your hand.
26:23Yes, baby.
26:24Do it.
26:25I can't.
26:26Why?
26:27Does your back hurt too?
26:28No.
26:31Raise your hand.
26:32You do it.
26:33You raise your hand.
26:34Bro, can you just hold us?
26:35Don't raise your hand.
26:36I'll break your neck.
26:37I'll break your neck.
26:38I can't do it.
26:39Baby.
26:46Your feet.
26:47Your feet.
26:48Okay, okay.
26:49Your feet.
26:50Come here, boss.
26:52Stand up.
26:53Baby.
26:54Baby.
26:57Baby, wait.
26:59Don't leave me here.
27:02She's ready.
27:04Just give me my money.
27:07You're good.
27:09You're different.
27:10Just give me my money.
27:16Just give me my money.
27:18Money.
27:24Just give me my money.
27:33Baby, miss money.
27:37Director, can you let Mr. Cheng in?
27:40Okay, director. Copy that.
27:41Where's Mr. Cheng?
27:42Can you let Mr. Cheng in?
27:43He can sing now.
27:45Where's Mr. Cheng?
27:46He went home.
27:47He's hot.
27:59Kababol, let's thank our guests tonight.
28:02Kababol Jack and Kababol Rabia.
28:07Thank you, guys.
28:08Okay.
28:09Based on the tie of the judges,
28:11who lost the game earlier?
28:14Actually, all of us lost.
28:15Okay, fine.
28:16But since we only had three penalties,
28:19we had to choose the worst of the worst.
28:21Okay.
28:22So, these three are really bad.
28:23Really bad.
28:24These three are really bad.
28:25So, let's start with the ultimate runner,
28:30Kokoy.
28:31Okay, Kokoy.
28:33Don't say anything, just win.
28:35Come here.
28:36Kokoy, come here.
28:38And of course, our favorite,
28:40Jack of all seasons,
28:41Jack Roberto.
28:42Jack Roberto, come here.
28:46There.
28:47Ben,
28:48I can't do the other one.
28:50I can't do the losing one.
28:52Okay.
28:53But I really lost.
28:56Sorry, Solomon.
28:57Sorry.
29:00Sorry, Natalie.
29:01Okay.
29:03So that I can explain.
29:05There are three containers with a lid.
29:07You'll choose which of the three you want to open.
29:10Then, there's an instruction inside
29:12and there's an object.
29:13Read what's inside the object.
29:15It's up to you.
29:16Okay.
29:17Now, the question is,
29:18you can choose, okay?
29:19Yes.
29:20You go first, Jack.
29:21You three go at the same time.
29:22No, at the same time.
29:23Just choose.
29:24So that you can do it at the same time.
29:25You're new to the left,
29:26you're new to the right.
29:27One, two, three.
29:28Wait, wait.
29:29Let's do it at the same time.
29:30Let's do it at the same time.
29:31One, two, three.
29:32Don't open it yet.
29:35Okay.
29:36There you go.
29:37You're easy to talk to.
29:38Yes.
29:39Do you want this?
29:40No, no, no.
29:41It's okay.
29:42Are you ready?
29:43Here I go.
29:44You'll open it at the same time
29:45when I count to three.
29:46Okay, ready?
29:47The clue is,
29:48one of them is dirty,
29:49the other one is smelly,
29:51and the other one is painful.
29:54Okay.
29:55On three.
29:56Ready?
29:57One, two, three.
29:59Hey!
30:01Read the instructions.
30:02Read it.
30:03Read it first.
30:04Stink in the face of the enemy.
30:07Oh, you're lucky.
30:09Stink in your face.
30:11Stink in the face of the enemy.
30:12Stink in his face.
30:13Why don't you pass it on to him?
30:15What will you get, Jack?
30:16Give him a hose.
30:18Give him a hose.
30:21He'll pass it on to me.
30:22Just pass it on to your enemy.
30:25You'll pass it on to your enemy.
30:27So, who's your enemy?
30:28Who do you think is your enemy
30:30in the show?
30:32It's your show.
30:35I think he deserves it because…
30:43In fairness, you have a nice back.
30:50Okay, Kokoy.
30:58Betong, come here. We're going to say goodbye.
31:00I have a trauma.
31:02No, come here.
31:04We're a group here.
31:06Move!
31:08Move, boy!
31:10Can you see? Can you see the top shot?
31:12No, there's no top shot.
31:14Here, let's say goodbye.
31:16We'll see each other again next Sunday.
31:18Here at the Longest Running Gag Show in the country,
31:20this is Bobo!
31:36Just you and me, the Bobo Gang!
31:43Guys, selfie!
32:06Bobo Gang!