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Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00Son of a b**ch, you're not like your father.
00:03Your father is good.
00:04Yeah, yeah. Your father is good.
00:05I don't know if that's why I'm like that.
00:08You don't believe me?
00:09Maybe next time.
00:14Bro.
00:15Yeah?
00:16My wife is asking me to go home.
00:17Bro, don't be like that.
00:19Don't act like that.
00:21I'm not acting like that. I'm just being nice.
00:24Nice?
00:24You're being nice.
00:27Bro, you don't know your wife.
00:29When she gets mad, it's scary.
00:31That's why your wife is abusing you.
00:33Don't be stupid.
00:34It's like she's not doing anything to you.
00:37How am I supposed to do that?
00:39Well...
00:41You should...
00:42I know what you should do.
00:43Sometimes, you should be lazy.
00:45When she orders you to do something,
00:47you should sleep.
00:49Well, that's true.
00:50I tried that too.
00:52I used to be like that.
00:53I used to get mad.
00:54And I used to be brave.
00:55So, what did you do?
00:58What happened?
00:59I got beaten up.
01:01You got beaten up?
01:02I got beaten up.
01:04Bro...
01:05Bro, you can't do that.
01:08You know what?
01:09You should try being scared.
01:11You should buy a gun.
01:12I don't want to be like that, bro.
01:14But you know what?
01:16You're right.
01:18I shouldn't act like a coward.
01:20I shouldn't act like a coward.
01:21Exactly.
01:22And I shouldn't allow myself to act like a coward
01:24while she's getting mad.
01:26That's right.
01:28Huh?
01:28Gregorio!
01:30Why did you hit me?
01:32Sis! Sis!
01:33What?
01:34Why did you hit me?
01:36You're so mean!
01:39Gregorio!
01:41Hey, what's going on?
01:42What's going on?
01:43Uh...
01:45They're fighting.
01:47Gregorio!
01:48BUBBLE GANG
01:56It's Sunday night!
01:58BUBBLE GANG NIGHT!
02:02This is fun.
02:04We're starting our Sunday night.
02:07Our Sunday night bonding
02:08in a fun game
02:09with the entire BUBBLE GANG cast.
02:11And of course,
02:12with our special guest for Bubble this week,
02:15Ms. Harleen Muldo!
02:19Harleen!
02:20Stop!
02:21Wait!
02:22You might trip!
02:23Be careful!
02:24You might trip!
02:29Harleen!
02:30That's why.
02:31This is a prone...
02:33prone accident.
02:35It's a prone accident.
02:37Harleen, say hi to them.
02:39Hello!
02:40Okay, since Harleen is here,
02:42we're going to make a story.
02:45A story?
02:46A story that will start
02:47with our oldest cast member,
02:49the bottom player number one.
02:51Let's go straight to it.
02:52It will continue with player number two,
02:55three, and four,
02:56and so on and so forth.
02:58And!
02:59And!
03:00If we catch them.
03:01Matt!
03:02After Matt,
03:03we'll make it a little harder, Director.
03:05We'll go back to the story.
03:07Until player one.
03:08Okay?
03:11This is hard.
03:12This is hard.
03:13But we should...
03:14Yes.
03:15We don't have time.
03:16But your story should have sense.
03:18Yes.
03:19If the story has sense,
03:20you'll have to tell it twice,
03:22except for player number...
03:24Matt.
03:25Okay.
03:26So it's just a pun.
03:27It's that easy.
03:28Whatever you say,
03:29Chescal will say a pun.
03:30Okay, by the way.
03:31It's always hard.
03:32That's why your sentence
03:33should start with a letter
03:35that you'll pick up from the box.
03:37Let's give Betong.
03:38You'll pick up one,
03:39and you'll pass it back here.
03:41You need to continue
03:42the last sentence
03:43that your neighbor said.
03:44Yes.
03:45It should have sense.
03:46It should.
03:47You only have 5 seconds
03:48to complete the sentence,
03:49and you'll be judged
03:51on who has the most
03:53countless sentence
03:55that we'll find out later
03:57before the show ends.
03:58There.
03:59This is dangerous.
04:00Pass it all.
04:01Pass one.
04:04You can look at it.
04:05You can look at it.
04:06Prepare yourselves.
04:07Okay?
04:08You have everything?
04:09There.
04:10If you're all ready,
04:11let's start.
04:12Okay, let's go.
04:13Betong, are you ready?
04:15Show us the letter.
04:16Before you speak,
04:17show us the letter.
04:18That's right.
04:21The story of Betong
04:22has begun.
04:23There.
04:24Okay.
04:25I'm happy
04:26when there's a problem,
04:27but
04:29I want the
04:30Where's the letter?
04:31Oh, there it is.
04:32Again, again.
04:33Here it is.
04:34There.
04:35I really want to dance
04:37until the night.
04:40I will also love
04:42dancing and moving
04:44because
04:47Here it is.
04:48I also want to dance
04:50when I see my Bubbles.
04:52Here it is.
04:53Me too, of course.
04:56My Bubble dance
04:57has always been my favorite
04:59since I was young.
05:00That's why now,
05:01I'm happy that I'm here.
05:02That's why
05:04That's why
05:05I'll try my best
05:07That's why
05:08I'll try my best
05:10to dance.
05:12That's why
05:13what I want to learn is
05:15Try your best?
05:16Okay, sorry.
05:17I'll try my best
05:18to dance.
05:19That's why
05:20what I want to learn is
05:22wild dance.
05:28Wild dance and
05:30and
05:31the one
05:32that will really make you dance.
05:35That's right.
05:36The
05:39The
05:40What's your letter?
05:42E
05:43E
05:44The
05:45Panada
05:47Food
05:48Okay.
05:49Panada.
05:50Because
05:51when there's a lot of dancing,
05:53I get hungry.
05:57Hungry.
05:58Hungry.
06:00Hungry.
06:01It's still Y.
06:02One
06:03Four
06:04I don't want to dance anymore.
06:06She doesn't want to dance anymore.
06:09I don't want to dance anymore.
06:12Is that allowed?
06:13Okay, go.
06:14Go.
06:15There's nothing more to talk about
06:16other than dancing.
06:17The one who's really good
06:18is Ana Barro
06:19because
06:20I'm sexy when I dance.
06:25That's why
06:27you're so strong.
06:31You're so strong.
06:32That's why
06:33I'm jealous.
06:35Because
06:37Because
06:38I'm still thinking about
06:39what I want to eat
06:40later
06:41because I heard
06:42the word empanada.
06:44It's hard.
06:46How about you, Kokoy?
06:47What are you thinking about?
06:49Maybe later
06:50you'll feel bad
06:51because of what you're thinking.
06:52Right?
06:55Game.
06:57Right?
06:58Game.
06:59I'll just be good
07:00at dancing
07:01and
07:02I'll just make
07:03the empanada
07:04when I get home.
07:07So,
07:08I don't care about you.
07:10This is your own trip.
07:12It's up to you.
07:15There.
07:19Later,
07:20at the end of the show,
07:21we'll announce
07:22who lost
07:23and we'll give
07:24a punishment.
07:25We have a lot of
07:26questions for you.
07:27So,
07:28get ready.
07:29The...
07:30Bubble Game!
08:00One, one, one.
08:01Every Friday night, yo.
08:02We'll be waiting for you
08:03for a whole week.
08:04We can't stop you.
08:05You can't stop
08:06what's going on.
08:07You're going crazy.
08:08You're going crazy.
08:09You still haven't lost.
08:10You still haven't fallen.
08:11You're not ashamed
08:12to show your face.
08:13You're not ashamed
08:14to show your joy.
08:15Just do it with the BBL.
08:16Come on!
08:28I'm healthy.
08:29I'm not going to die.
08:31I'm negative.
08:33Yes,
08:34we're going to die.
08:35I'm
08:36negative.
08:38I'm not going to die.
08:41I am not
08:42the healer.
08:44I'm dyslexic.
08:46I'm not
08:47going to die.
08:50I'm smart.
08:51I'm not going to die.
08:53I'm a superhero.
08:55I'm not going to die.
08:57I'm an alien.
08:59I'm not a human being.
09:01At that time,
09:03Widows Ward
09:05was the hospital
09:06for widows.
09:12Sir!
09:14You're going to scold me!
09:16What happened?
09:19Sir,
09:21someone read about me.
09:23They told me that
09:24there's going to be a party.
09:27Yes,
09:28aren't you from here?
09:31I'm sorry,
09:32because
09:33this is a tradition in our place.
09:36Tradition?
09:37Maybe it's a consummation!
09:39Look at me!
09:40How am I going to get in?
09:42Come on!
09:44Oh my!
09:46I'm sorry again.
09:48Can you tell us
09:50how it happened?
09:52It's like this, sir.
09:53While I was walking,
09:54I saw someone reading.
09:56I tried to avoid it,
09:57but suddenly,
09:58there's someone reading next to me.
10:00I read it!
10:01I read it suddenly!
10:02I didn't have a choice.
10:04Oh,
10:05is that so?
10:07I don't really understand
10:08how you got wet.
10:10I'm going to ask my friends for help.
10:11Ma, Chesca,
10:13can you bring me
10:14two buckets of water?
10:16Okay, sir.
10:17You can't do that, sir.
10:18You have to take action.
10:19I'm sorry.
10:20It's like this, sir.
10:22Sir, here you go.
10:23Here you go, sir.
10:25I'm so small.
10:26Okay.
10:28I just want to see
10:29how you got wet.
10:30Is it like this?
10:32Is it like this?
10:33Is it like this?
10:35No, sir.
10:36It's like this.
10:37You did it on purpose.
10:39It's obvious.
10:40Because
10:41what you did
10:42has more energy, chairman.
10:44It's stronger.
10:45It's more powerful.
10:46It's more powerful.
10:47Okay.
10:48I really don't have a doubt.
10:49It's like this, sir.
10:51How did you get wet?
10:52I dodged a bit, sir.
10:53For example,
10:54I dodged to the left.
10:55Yes, you dodged to the left.
10:56Yes.
10:57But you also got wet to the left.
10:58No, to the front.
10:59Is it like that?
11:00Okay.
11:01For example,
11:02here you go.
11:03Yes, one, two, three.
11:04Is it like that?
11:05Did you do that to yourself?
11:06No, sir.
11:07I didn't, sir.
11:08No?
11:09It's like this, sir.
11:10When I got wet,
11:11when I got wet, sir,
11:12a lot of water
11:13went into my ears.
11:14I put it in your ears.
11:15It's weak, sir.
11:16Is it like that?
11:18How did you get wet?
11:19How did you get wet?
11:20Maybe,
11:21Matt,
11:22call Boydila.
11:24Boydila?
11:25Yes, okay.
11:26Yes, sir.
11:27I'm sorry,
11:28I didn't do anything.
11:29No, sir.
11:30It's okay, sir.
11:31Did one of your headbands
11:32dry up?
11:33No, sir.
11:34It's still wet.
11:35It's still wet.
11:37You should catch it.
11:38You should use it
11:39when you get wet.
11:40It's wet.
11:41It's all wet.
11:42Sir, actually,
11:43it's not like that.
11:44Boydila.
11:45Boydila.
11:46You're right.
11:47You came.
11:48You're complaining about this.
11:49You got wet earlier.
11:50I don't know
11:51how it happened.
11:52Can you do the demo?
11:54Okay, sir.
11:56What's this?
11:57Is this how you do it?
12:01Is it hard, sir?
12:03Why do you look like
12:04you've lost weight, Boydila?
12:06Is it like that?
12:07Wait.
12:08Wait.
12:09Just a moment.
12:10I don't have permission for that.
12:11Just a moment.
12:13Wait.
12:14It's just a water gun.
12:16It's a good thing
12:17you used it on me.
12:18Isn't it a water gun?
12:19Boy,
12:20we're getting confused.
12:21Maybe you're hungry.
12:23I'll do the demo.
12:25Here you go.
12:26I'll put it here.
12:30Oh, sorry.
12:31I didn't hit you.
12:33And the water is less.
12:35It's more.
12:37Sir, do you have
12:38more water?
12:39It's less.
12:41Here you go.
12:42Here you go.
12:46It's stronger.
12:47It's stronger.
12:48Here you go.
12:49Here you go.
12:53And then,
12:54there's more.
12:55I was hit by a rock.
12:56Wow.
12:57It hurts.
12:58That's why
12:59you should do it right away.
13:00You're too emotional
13:02when you pour water on me.
13:04That's not how you do it.
13:05Are you okay?
13:06That's how you do it.
13:07That's not how you do it.
13:08That's not how you do it.
13:09Like this.
13:10How?
13:11Like this.
13:12That's not how you do it.
13:13That's not how you do it.
13:14That's not how you do it.
13:15That's not how you do it.
13:16Like this.
13:17That's how you do it.
13:18Like this.
13:20You're the one who's not...
13:21Sir,
13:22that's not how you do it.
13:23I think I'm in the gutter.
13:24Sir.
13:25Are you okay?
13:26You're not the only one
13:27who's not good at it.
13:28You're the one who's not good at it.
13:29You're the one who's not good at it.
13:30Hey,
13:31you're in the gutter.
13:32You're in the gutter.
13:33Sir.
13:34It's because I'm too emotional.
13:35Wait a minute.
13:36There's no life saver in there.
13:39Sir.
13:40Are you okay?
13:41Sir.
13:47There.
13:54Excuse me.
13:56Kid.
13:58Are you
13:59Warrior X
14:002469?
14:04Huh?
14:06Yes, it's me.
14:07How did you know?
14:09On TikTok.
14:12It's me.
14:14Why?
14:16We're looking for people
14:19who comment
14:20bad things
14:21and what they're saying
14:22on social media.
14:24Huh?
14:26Who are you?
14:28We're the social media police.
14:30We're going to read your comments.
14:35Comments?
14:36Yes, your comments.
14:37You're so brave on social media
14:38and what you're saying.
14:39We're going to read them.
14:41Huh?
14:42Like this.
14:45Ate,
14:46whatever filter
14:47you put on your face,
14:49it's going to be epic.
14:52You have no hope.
14:53Ha ha ha ha ha.
14:56And this one.
14:57Huh?
14:58What kind of comment is that?
14:59You're crazy.
15:00Go home.
15:01Go to hell.
15:03You're so mean.
15:04How can you comment like that?
15:06And this one.
15:07There's another one.
15:08There.
15:09Don't call me ***.
15:11Go to hell.
15:13Ha ha ha ha.
15:14You said all of that.
15:16Is that right?
15:18Yes.
15:20I said all of that.
15:22Why?
15:23That's social media.
15:25That's normal.
15:27What normal?
15:28Yes, maybe.
15:29That was normal before.
15:30But not anymore.
15:31Because we're here.
15:32We're in charge
15:33of these keyboard warriors.
15:35You need to discipline them.
15:36Huh?
15:38Why?
15:39What are you going to do to me?
15:40Are you going to ban my account
15:42so I can't comment,
15:43share,
15:44and plug?
15:45No.
15:46No.
15:48What?
15:49You're brave on the keyboard, right?
15:51Yes.
15:52We're going to find out
15:53if you're really brave in real life.
15:54Come here.
15:55Why?
15:56Why?
15:57Why?
15:58Why?
15:59Why?
16:00Why?
16:01Why?
16:02Why?
16:03Why?
16:04Why?
16:05Why?
16:06Why?
16:07Huh?
16:08Why?
16:09Huh?
16:10Why?
16:12Now,
16:13do you know
16:14the brave keyboard warriors?
16:16Tell us
16:17and we'll go to the personnel.
16:19Stop the cyberbullying.
16:20Huh?
16:21Go down,
16:22keyboard warriors.
16:29Let's go.
16:31Marlin is so funny.
16:33He went home.
16:34Yes.
16:35Yes.
16:36Why did he go home?
16:37I just told him that
16:38Freddy is your crush.
16:40He went home
16:41right away.
16:42What kind of person is he?
16:43Why are you still teasing Freddy?
16:45You know that Marlin is a man.
16:47I don't know.
16:48I tripped Marlin earlier.
16:51But,
16:52what's surprising
16:53is
16:54why is that?
16:55Freddy's reaction.
16:57Yes.
16:58Yes.
16:59Why is that?
17:00I don't get it either.
17:01Because,
17:02Marlin is pretty, right?
17:04Are you getting prettier,
17:06Marlin?
17:07No.
17:08I'm not getting prettier.
17:09I'm just saying
17:10that he's not ugly.
17:12That's all I'm saying.
17:13Okay. Okay.
17:16Rate
17:17from 1 to 10
17:19how pretty Marlin is.
17:22What's that?
17:23You want me to rate?
17:24No.
17:25No.
17:26You're so stingy.
17:27Just try to answer.
17:28Why are you so stingy?
17:29I don't know.
17:30I just want him to go home.
17:31No.
17:32No.
17:33I just want him to be happy.
17:35No.
17:36Let's do this.
17:37Let's not do this.
17:38You're pregnant.
17:40You don't have a husband.
17:43Are you going to court Marlin?
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:47You know what?
17:48Don't.
17:49You're just drunk.
17:50You're just drunk.
17:51No.
17:52This is not right.
17:53We're in a relationship.
17:54Okay.
17:55I'll go first.
17:56Let's say
17:57I'm pregnant.
17:59We don't have a husband.
18:00You don't have one.
18:01Yes.
18:02You don't know him.
18:03Are you going to court Freddie?
18:04Ask me.
18:06Are you going to court him?
18:07Yes.
18:09Freddie is a bad person.
18:11Freddie is a good person.
18:12We have each other in life.
18:14Look at me.
18:15Why can I answer
18:16that I'm not pregnant?
18:17Why can't you?
18:19We're not.
18:20We're not.
18:23Okay.
18:24What do you mean?
18:26Okay.
18:27If I'm pregnant,
18:28I'll court Marlin.
18:30That's it.
18:31That's it.
18:32What's that?
18:33The truth will come out.
18:34I've been saying it for a while.
18:35You like him.
18:36What do you mean?
18:37I don't like him.
18:38Why are you saying that?
18:39No.
18:40You like him.
18:41I saw you holding his hand.
18:42What?
18:43I didn't.
18:44You were holding his hand.
18:45I wasn't.
18:46Earlier,
18:47you were holding Freddie's hand.
18:48I was holding his hand.
18:49They're already together.
18:50Why are you still holding his hand?
18:51What do you mean?
18:53You know what?
18:54You're crying again.
18:55You're acting like a star.
18:56You're just drunk.
18:57I'm not drunk.
18:58I'm good.
18:59I'm courting Marlin
19:00so that I can catch you.
19:01I'll catch you.
19:02Is that so?
19:03Is that so?
19:04Is that so?
19:05Isn't it better if we stop this?
19:06Why are we stopping this?
19:07Because
19:09I'm drunk.
19:11I'm drunk.
19:12Wake up.
19:13Let's drink.
19:14I'm drunk.
19:15Wake up.
19:17I'm drunk.
19:18I'm drunk.
19:22I don't want to drink anymore.
19:23Where are you going?
19:24I don't want to drink anymore.
19:25You don't want to drink?
19:30I don't want to drink anymore.
19:31I'm drunk.
19:32I'm drunk.
19:37Here's the latest news!
19:39NNNNNNN.
19:42There's a new regulation
19:43for motorists who don't wear helmets.
19:47Because they don't seem to be concerned about their safety,
19:50in the next pandemic,
19:53they won't be allowed to wear face masks
19:56and long laces here at NNNNN.
20:00I'll just get some water.
20:05Bro!
20:06Yes?
20:07Wait, I forgot to tell you.
20:10There's someone chasing you in the office.
20:12Yes.
20:13He said you're in a crush.
20:14Yes, bro, but I'm not the type.
20:17Huh?
20:18I'm not the type?
20:20Bro, you're the one approaching the chicken.
20:22Don't you want to?
20:24What can I do?
20:25I really don't want to.
20:27He's still in form.
20:29He's still in form.
20:30Huh? Why?
20:31He's always wearing orange lipstick.
20:34See?
20:36He thinks it looks good on him.
20:38But it doesn't.
20:41Bro, if you notice me, you'll get it.
20:44If I notice you?
20:46I don't want to, bro.
20:47You know, it's annoying.
20:49Because I'm so attractive.
20:51Huh?
20:53Bro, why are you getting annoyed?
20:55Is it his fault that he's in love with you?
20:58Huh?
21:00In love?
21:01Yes.
21:02It's disgusting.
21:04He should change his clothes first.
21:06Orange lipstick.
21:09It hurts my eyes.
21:10Hey!
21:12Bro, why are you getting annoyed?
21:14You're embarrassing me.
21:16If you get annoyed, your life will be sad.
21:20I don't care about his life.
21:22Huh?
21:23You know, it's annoying.
21:26Orange lipstick looks good on him.
21:29If I can't stop him, I'll tell him.
21:32Huh?
21:36Move aside.
21:37Hey!
21:39Wait.
21:40I think he's getting angry.
21:42Lower your voice.
21:44I can't hear you.
21:45I'm not shouting, bro.
21:47That's just my voice.
21:50It's okay.
21:51Let's go back to orange.
21:56You're annoying.
21:59I noticed that.
22:00Are you the one shouting at me?
22:02Me?
22:03Huh?
22:04Yes.
22:05No.
22:06What do you mean?
22:07Why would I shout at you?
22:08I don't know.
22:09But you keep saying,
22:10orange, orange.
22:11That's me.
22:13I'm not shouting at you.
22:15It's just a coincidence.
22:16Coincidence?
22:17You said you're annoying.
22:18People are staring at you.
22:20I've been staring at you for a while
22:21because of your noise.
22:22That's not you.
22:23That's not you.
22:25How can that be you?
22:26I'm just telling a story
22:28about someone who likes me.
22:30Someone who likes you?
22:31Yes.
22:32That's me.
22:34I've been staring at you
22:35but you don't notice me.
22:37You're annoying.
22:39Huh?
22:55I'm sorry.
22:56I'm sorry.
22:58I'm sorry.
22:59I'm sorry.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:28What is this?
23:29Why are you still taking pictures of me?
23:32Huh? No.
23:33What do you mean no?
23:35I know your style.
23:37I know, you're going to post that.
23:39You're going to make a sad story, even if it's not true, to go viral.
23:43I'm right, right?
23:45Okay, I'll admit it.
23:47Yes, I'm taking pictures of you.
23:49Why?
23:50Because you're alone there and you're just quiet.
23:52It's like you're thinking deeply and you're carrying heavy things.
23:56Do you know that?
23:57No.
23:58I want to post it so that many people can relate.
24:00You know what?
24:01You're so stupid.
24:03You're alone there thinking and you're already sad.
24:05Huh?
24:06Don't you know?
24:07I'm so happy.
24:09Are you happy to post that?
24:10Yes, this is it.
24:11It looks like you're happy.
24:13Do you know why?
24:14What is it?
24:15First of all, I answered the girl I was courting.
24:19Second, my grandfather gave me a lot of money.
24:23And third, you can't do this.
24:26I won P700,000,000 in the lottery.
24:31Right?
24:33That's amazing.
24:34And this is even more amazing.
24:36You know, before I came here, I already opened this bag.
24:40Do you know what's inside?
24:43Come closer.
24:44Is this it?
24:46Wow!
24:48That's a lot of money.
24:49I think this is P1,000,000.
24:51Do you know why I'm thinking about it?
24:53Because I'm thinking,
24:54why am I so lucky?
24:56You won't understand.
24:58Right?
25:00That's amazing.
25:02That's amazing.
25:03So stop thinking that I'm sad.
25:06That's not true.
25:07Delete that.
25:08Delete that.
25:09You posted it.
25:10Delete it.
25:21You posted it.
25:22Delete it.
25:24Okay, I'll delete it under one condition.
25:26What condition?
25:28Give me the money in this bag.
25:31Just give it to me.
25:32Okay, give it to me.
25:34What are you doing?
25:35You're being lucky.
25:36Hey, this is my luck.
25:37I won't give it to you.
25:39You're so annoying.
25:40Right?
25:41Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:44Here.
25:45Okay.
25:46Here.
25:47Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:49Okay.
25:50There you go.
25:51You deleted it.
25:53No.
25:54I posted the caption.
25:56Caption?
25:57What did you post?
25:58I said,
25:59you have a million pesos in your bag.
26:00And you're willing to give it to people.
26:02What?
26:04Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06Give me the money.
26:07What?
26:08Give me the money.
26:09Give me the money.
26:10Give me the money.
26:11Give me the money.
26:12Give me the money.
26:17Here's the breaking news.
26:21In an unconfirmed report in the West Philippine Sea,
26:24it was found that the Coast Guard did not steal the territory
26:29because they are also Filipinos.
26:32And as proof,
26:33they showed their birth certificates
26:35that they were all born in
26:38Bambantarlac.
26:40And that's the latest here in
26:42NNNNNNNNNN.
27:02Hey.
27:04Where have you been?
27:05I'm starving.
27:06You're taking too long.
27:07Are you crazy?
27:08Are you crazy?
27:09I'm sure you'll lose your appetite
27:11when you hear this news.
27:14What news?
27:15Where did that come from?
27:16From those smart people in the front?
27:18No.
27:19Your smart people in the front are already boring.
27:24Here.
27:25Guess.
27:26What did I pick up
27:28in my new shop in Italipapa?
27:30I don't know.
27:31But I'm sure it's not food.
27:32You didn't bring anything.
27:34You're so smart.
27:35I really didn't bring anything.
27:37Because
27:38I got a helper.
27:40What helper?
27:43Our lives are in danger
27:44because I got a housekeeper.
27:47Housekeeper?
27:48What are you doing there?
27:50What else should a housekeeper do?
27:54Cleaning the house.
27:55Yes.
27:56But we don't have a house.
27:58Washing clothes.
27:59We don't have clothes.
28:01And what do you get paid for that?
28:02What did you say?
28:04Nothing.
28:05We just talked about free food.
28:07Free food?
28:08We don't have anything to eat.
28:10Why did you get a housekeeper?
28:13Nothing.
28:14It's nice to hear, right?
28:16I just like
28:17that we're different from others.
28:19You know that feeling when someone asks,
28:20Hey, is he your relative?
28:22No.
28:23He's our housekeeper.
28:26Right?
28:27Right?
28:28You're so annoying.
28:29He's just hungry.
28:30Go eat.
28:33I can't eat.
28:35This is my way of making him happy.
28:42There.
28:43He left.
28:51Okay.
28:52You can see in front of us,
28:53the buffet.
28:54Before we go to the buffet,
28:55let's start our game
28:57earlier.
28:58But before that,
28:59let's sing
29:00our birthday girl's birthday song.
29:03Okay?
29:04There.
29:05Happy birthday,
29:06Ana.
29:07What?
29:08Just sing.
29:09Happy birthday,
29:10Ana.
29:11Happy birthday,
29:13happy birthday,
29:15happy birthday,
29:17Ana Baru.
29:18Ana Baru.
29:20There.
29:21Ana.
29:22Surprise.
29:23Surprise.
29:24Surprise.
29:25Thank you so much.
29:27I have a wish.
29:28What's your wish, Ana?
29:29Ana B.
29:31Of course,
29:32good health,
29:33and of course,
29:34more millions to come.
29:36Yes.
29:37Hey.
29:38She said she has a wish.
29:40Ready?
29:41Blow.
29:45Happy birthday.
29:49Happy birthday.
29:50Yay.
29:52Thank you so much.
29:55Happy birthday, Ana.
29:58Because of that,
29:59you will announce
30:00who lost earlier.
30:01There.
30:02Say it.
30:03Who lost?
30:04Ana B.
30:05Okay.
30:06Based on the judges' tie,
30:08the one who lost
30:09in the game earlier
30:10is...
30:12Boo Boy and Chess.
30:14Yay.
30:17I think
30:18it's Yarek.
30:19Yarek.
30:20Okay, wait.
30:21There.
30:22Here it is.
30:23The most unexpected thing.
30:24Of course.
30:25This is the first time.
30:26This is the first time
30:27that we lost.
30:28But we will give you
30:29a sidekick
30:30for your punishment.
30:33That's right.
30:34So, choose first
30:35who will be the sidekick.
30:36Who can be Boo Boy's sidekick?
30:37I will choose for you.
30:38Really?
30:39Oh, my God.
30:40I know.
30:41I know you.
30:42Okay, got it.
30:43Miss, come here.
30:44There.
30:45I know who it is.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47There.
30:50Miss Ma'am.
30:51What's your name?
30:52Carla.
30:53Carla.
30:54It's Boo Boy.
30:55It's good that I lost.
30:58There.
30:59Hold the mic, Boy.
31:00Jessica, you choose first
31:01who you want to be the sidekick.
31:02This one.
31:03The white one.
31:04This one.
31:05This one is red.
31:06This one.
31:07This one is red
31:08because it's your birthday.
31:12Hi, Kuya.
31:14What's your name, Kuya?
31:16Wayne.
31:17Wayne.
31:18Wayne.
31:19That's why you're wearing
31:20the color Wayne.
31:21Yes.
31:23Kiss Wayne.
31:24There.
31:25In front of you
31:26are your punches.
31:27We'll find out
31:28what you're going to use
31:29and what you're going to do
31:30because you're going to
31:31learn what kind of punches
31:32you're going to use today.
31:33For your punches,
31:34you can be the sidekick.
31:35The sidekick will do it for you.
31:37It's up to you.
31:38You'll talk about it.
31:40I don't have confidence.
31:41What about you?
31:42You can choose.
31:43What do you want to happen?
31:44You'll be the one
31:45to punch Boo Boy
31:46or Boo Boy will punch you?
31:47Me.
31:49Don't.
31:50Boo Boy has been punched
31:51many times already.
31:52That's right.
31:53Sorry.
31:54Advantage
31:55He's already there.
31:56Let's take a look.
31:57Let's find out
31:58what the punches will be.
31:59They'll be punching each other.
32:01It's different.
32:02Yes, it's different.
32:03One punch for Boo Boy.
32:05One punch for Cheska.
32:07Let's see
32:08what the punches will be.
32:10Let's start with Boo Boy.
32:14Hey!
32:15It's a pie.
32:16What?
32:17Green pies.
32:18Pie.
32:19It's been a long time.
32:20It's not a pie anymore.
32:21It's been years
32:22since you chose the same thing.
32:23There.
32:24What do you want?
32:25I'll give you a pie.
32:26You give me a pie.
32:27There.
32:28What will you talk about?
32:29Who will give the pie?
32:30Boo Boy.
32:31You give me a pie.
32:32Okay.
32:33I'm not used to
32:34giving pies.
32:35He doesn't want to be a partner.
32:36You really don't want to give me a pie?
32:37Okay.
32:38Who?
32:39I'll give you a pie.
32:40You'll give me a pie?
32:41Yes.
32:42Okay.
32:43You'll hold the pie.
32:44Hold the pie.
32:45Cheska is still losing.
32:48He's still losing.
32:49He doesn't want to.
32:50He doesn't want to.
32:51He doesn't want to.
32:52I have makeup.
32:53It's okay.
32:54You can refuse it.
32:55Go, Wayne!
32:56You can refuse it.
32:58Okay.
32:59Rock, paper, scissors.
33:00No.
33:01Nothing happened.
33:03Okay.
33:041, 2, 3, 4.
33:061, 2, 3, 4.
33:08Rock, paper, scissors.
33:09Pick!
33:11Best of seven.
33:13Best of seven.
33:14He's the winner.
33:17Who won?
33:19Cheska won.
33:20He won.
33:21I'll give you a pie.
33:22Okay, hold it like that.
33:24Ready?
33:243, 2, 1.
33:26Let's count it together.
33:271, 2, 3.
33:31Cheska is so sweet.
33:33Wow!
33:34Cheska is so sweet.
33:35Hey!
33:36She even ate it.
33:37She even tasted it.
33:38She even ate it.
33:39She's so sweet.
33:40Kiss her.
33:41Her pie smells so good.
33:42Her pie smells so good.
33:43Thank you very much.
33:44Thank you very much.
33:45Thank you, Wayne.
33:47But she can't eat that pie, right?
33:48Yes.
33:50She used paint on it.
33:51Anyway.
33:52Buboy is so kind.
33:53Yes.
33:54He's so gentle.
33:57See you all next Sunday here at the longest running gag show in the country.
33:59This is...
34:00Bobong Gang!
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34:40Oh my god!