Aired (June 23, 2024): Pakinggan kung paano niyo mae-elevate ang iyong social media posting sa ituturo ni Kokoy De Santos!
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00:00What's up guys for today's video guys, I will teach you guys a new mobile photography app.
00:14This is very simple so that your photos won't look old on your social media.
00:19This is what I will teach you guys, I will call this Fit Tripod.
00:25This is very simple, while you're sitting, just like me right now, I will just sit here and chill.
00:31But guys, the end result is worms eye view shot.
00:37Think about it guys, it looks like you're looking down and you can look away to make it look dramatic.
00:44Did you think about it guys? It's solid.
00:47This is how simple it is guys, let's start.
00:50Step 1 guys, put your phone on your feet, like that.
01:00Step 2 guys, set the timer.
01:07Step 3 guys, just stretch your arms.
01:09Step 4 guys.
01:18Step 5 guys.
01:28Solid guys.
01:30Step 6 guys.
01:35Bro, I heard that you're in a relationship with Diego.
01:43Are you drunk?
01:44What are you talking about? I'm just hearing things.
01:48What do you think of me bro?
01:50Cheap.
01:51Cheap.
01:52I'm just asking you.
01:55This social media is too much.
01:57Why bro?
01:58I think you're listening to what we're talking about.
02:01Huh?
02:05Yesterday, my brother and I were talking about a laptop repair service.
02:13And?
02:14Later, there's a sponsored ad for a laptop repair shop in our newsfeed.
02:22Bro, it's creepy.
02:23Bro, it's true.
02:24You know why?
02:25You too.
02:26My mom and I were talking about it.
02:28I said, we need a new set of laptops and we want to buy one.
02:31And?
02:32And she heard it on her phone.
02:33Because when I checked my phone,
02:35Bro, the ad for a furniture shop appeared on my Facebook page.
02:41I don't believe that bro.
02:44It's just a coincidence.
02:46It's nothing.
02:47Bro, Facebook is really listening to us.
02:50Whatever it is, or whoever it is,
02:52Bro, someone is listening to our conversation.
02:54It's true.
02:55No, no, no.
02:56I don't believe it.
02:59As long as I can't see with my two eyes,
03:03I won't believe it.
03:05I'll prove it to you.
03:07How?
03:08Okay.
03:10I'll talk to my phone now.
03:12Now, there should be an ad about a motorcycle.
03:17Okay.
03:18Try it.
03:19Game?
03:20Yes.
03:21Even on your phone.
03:22Okay.
03:23You too.
03:24Go ahead.
03:29I want a motorcycle, bro.
03:31Motorcycle?
03:32I really want a motorcycle.
03:35That's what I really want to buy, bro.
03:37Motorcycle.
03:38Motorcycle.
03:40I really want a motorcycle.
03:41Okay.
03:42Look.
03:43Look at that.
03:44Look at that.
03:46See?
03:47It's nothing.
03:48Bro, what you're saying is nonsense.
03:50It's not true.
03:51No one's listening to what we're saying on our phones.
03:55I'm telling you, bro.
03:56It's not true.
03:59It's me.
04:00It's me.
04:01Hey.
04:02You're just here.
04:03What you want is outside.
04:07What do you want?
04:09The motorcycle.
04:11There it is.
04:13I told you.
04:14You're listening to what we're talking about.
04:17Diego, don't tell me that your phone heard what we're talking about
04:20and that's why it reached you.
04:22What did you hear on your phone?
04:25I heard it while you were sleeping beside me.
04:31It's not true.
04:32It's not true.
04:37When you were late,
04:39Manong Driver was still in a hurry.
04:44If you don't want to be disturbed by Manong Driver,
04:47then buy your own car.
04:51Wait.
04:52You don't have anything to buy?
04:55Do you still need to have an idea?
05:00I was wondering why when you're taking a pee,
05:02you still need to turn off your phone.
05:04Because you've been in the bathroom for a long time.
05:06Right?
05:10What's up, guys?
05:11For today's video, guys,
05:13it's a new mobile photography hack, guys.
05:17Don't you worry.
05:18It's very safe, guys.
05:19So, just watch.
05:21Today, guys,
05:22what I'm going to teach you, guys,
05:24is shoe as tripod, guys.
05:27It's very simple, guys.
05:28We don't have to think about anything
05:30because we won't get confused here, guys.
05:32And you won't get slapped.
05:34Because of this,
05:35let's start this, guys.
05:36This is the best, guys.
05:37Because you don't have to think about anything.
05:39If you don't have a tripod, guys,
05:40and you need a wide shot, guys,
05:42this is all you need.
05:43Step 1.
05:44Remove one shoe.
05:47It's up to you, guys,
05:48if it's left or right.
05:49Oh, it's right, guys.
05:50It's right, guys.
05:52Because I can't use my left, guys.
05:55Step 2.
05:57Put the shoe, guys.
06:00Then, guys,
06:01put your phone here, guys.
06:04And make sure that the camera is out.
06:07There.
06:09Step 3.
06:10Guys,
06:11set the timer, guys.
06:15There.
06:16Step 4.
06:17Take a photo, guys.
06:18Put it wherever you want, guys.
06:20Here, guys.
06:23There, guys.
06:24Wide shot, guys.
06:25This is hard, guys.
06:26Like this, guys.
06:28Just pose, guys.
06:30Hey!
06:31My phone!
06:33I don't have a phone!
06:35Hey!
06:36Go back to my shoes!
06:44Hey!
07:09Hey!
07:10Hey!
07:11What is that?
07:12What is that?
07:13Huh?
07:14Mutant building?
07:15In Batangas?
07:16Yes.
07:17What are you doing here?
07:18It's like…
07:20It's like I forgot something.
07:22What?
07:24What is it?
07:25I don't remember.
07:27You don't remember?
07:28Yes.
07:29How did you know that you forgot something
07:30and you don't remember?
07:32It's like…
07:34What is it?
07:35My phone!
07:36My phone!
07:37I think I forgot my phone.
07:39I left it somewhere.
07:40You just forgot your phone,
07:41you didn't fix it.
07:42It's like…
07:43For example,
07:44it's not that important.
07:45It's like I left something.
07:46Right?
07:47No, it's not like that.
07:48It's like…
07:49I just can't…
07:51Did you see it?
07:52Maybe…
07:53I left it somewhere.
07:55I didn't see it!
07:56Huh?
07:57How did you find it?
07:58You didn't open it,
07:59then you looked for it.
08:00You left it in the bathroom.
08:01In the bathroom?
08:02Why would I leave my phone in the bathroom?
08:05That's what I'm wondering.
08:06Why do you need to fix your phone
08:07when you go to the bathroom?
08:09Do you stay in the bathroom for a long time?
08:11No.
08:12It's just…
08:13I play games in the bathroom.
08:16Right?
08:17I keep thinking,
08:19what is he playing with his phone
08:20in the bathroom for a long time?
08:22I don't know.
08:23Right?
08:25Even with your phone,
08:26if you're jealous,
08:27you're the one who's jealous.
08:29You know,
08:30we've been talking for a while now.
08:31You know how I feel.
08:32I keep thinking,
08:34maybe you left your phone at home.
08:36Where's your phone?
08:38Did you see my phone?
08:39What?
08:40I didn't.
08:41Sometimes,
08:42you didn't check my phone
08:43all afternoon.
08:45I thought when you came back,
08:46you forgot to say goodbye kiss to me.
08:49That's why I came back.
08:51I was going to say goodbye kiss.
08:54Stop calling me.
08:55Call me.
08:57Why are you nervous?
08:58What?
08:59Why are you nervous?
09:00What is it?
09:01It's just…
09:02Can you ring my phone?
09:03Ring?
09:04Yes.
09:05Huh?
09:06Wait.
09:07Good thing you reminded me.
09:08Why?
09:09Because of that.
09:10I need to discuss that.
09:11What is it?
09:12I'm wondering
09:13why your phone
09:14is always on silent.
09:15What?
09:16No sound.
09:17So now,
09:18how are we going to ring it?
09:19No.
09:20I don't like it
09:21when you go to work from home.
09:22Right?
09:23Of course, it's noisy.
09:24If you go in,
09:25you might…
09:26No.
09:27That's why.
09:28You're really good.
09:29It's nothing.
09:30It's nothing.
09:31It's nothing.
09:32It's nothing.
09:33It's nothing.
09:34It's nothing.
09:35It's nothing.
09:36It's nothing.
09:37It's nothing.
09:38It's nothing.
09:39Really?
09:40It's not hard for me to talk.
09:42I'll just keep going.
09:50Why is it like that?
09:51Huh?
09:52Just one ring
09:53and you're already busy.
09:54What?
09:55What?
09:56Maybe there's no signal?
09:57Maybe.
09:58How can there be no signal?
09:59Your phone is here.
10:00Huh?
10:01Yes.
10:02My phone is here?
10:03You hid it
10:04so that I can use it.
10:05Give it to me.
10:06What are you doing?
10:07You're changing the subject.
10:08Give it to me.
10:09I'm asking you.
10:10Why is it just one ring
10:11and you're already busy?
10:12Maybe the network…
10:13Give it to me.
10:14Huh?
10:15That's really it.
10:16No.
10:17Maybe…
10:18You blocked me, didn't you?
10:19Blocked?
10:20What do you mean?
10:21No.
10:22Why would I block you?
10:23Okay.
10:24I'll see that.
10:25Come here.
10:26Come here.
10:27Why?
10:28Come here.
10:29My name is here.
10:30Huh?
10:31Huh?
10:32What's my address?
10:33Hey!
10:34You forgot your cell phone!
10:35Yes!
10:36You're so stupid!
10:37You're so stupid!
10:38Get me out of here!
10:40Yes!
10:44I don't want to go back!