Kennosuke-sama EP 1 ENG SUB
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00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It may be disrespectful of character image and may not be suitable for children under the age of 12.
00:10Please be careful as this is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:20Episode 1
00:28The best, cutest, and the most fashionable anime ever!
00:34Pink!
00:38And of course, it's us, Dragon Ball Z!
00:41Those bad guys who look just like me are coming for the Earth!
00:45I won't be defeated by them!
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01:20The movie, Dragon Ball Z, is now available for pre-order.
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02:20The movie, Dragon Ball Z, is now available for pre-order.
02:50Ha! Toh!
02:53Nyah!
02:54Nuh-uh!
02:57Oh.
02:58Ah.
02:59Pee-pee.
03:00Uh.
03:01Uh.
03:02Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh.
03:04Nishikoku-tsukoku!
03:09Nyah!
03:10Ee-ee-ee-ee.
03:15San-hai!
03:17O-ki-na-ku-ri-no-ki-no-shi-ta-de
03:21Anata to watashi
03:26Nagayoku asorimashou
03:31O-ki-na-ku-ri-no-ki-no-shi-ta-de
03:36O-ki-na-ku-ri-no-ki-no-shi-ta-de
03:41Ah!
03:42Ah!
03:45Wata.
03:49San-hai! San-hai! San-hai!
03:55Oden-dono.
03:58A-ka-be-da!
04:14Date?
04:17Date?
04:18Oden-dono, did you just say date?
04:21Ehehehe.
04:23That's right.
04:25I'm very lucky to be invited to a date by a gal.
04:30Hmm.
04:31Date, huh?
04:32Oh, what?
04:34Aren't you happy?
04:35Ah, no, no.
04:37Then I'll have some watermelon.
04:40Watermelon, huh.
04:42That's dessert, right?
04:44Date, date!
04:49Ah, I get it.
04:51You don't know what a date is, do you?
04:59It's a joke.
05:01A joke.
05:03I'm not that stupid.
05:08A date, that's...
05:12A date, that's...
05:14A date, that's...
05:17A date, that's...
05:22A date, that's...
05:27A date, that's...
05:30We'll meet at the Ipponmatsu at eight tomorrow.
05:34Understood!
05:43I'm home!
05:49I'm home!
05:54Mother, I'm home!
05:57Mother!
05:58Mother!
06:03Are you in a hurry, Kenosuke?
06:07What are you doing, Mother?
06:09It's Saturday today.
06:11Kindergarten is until noon.
06:13Now that you mention it, that's right.
06:15I was careless.
06:17Then how about instant ramen for lunch?
06:20More importantly, Mother, I have a question.
06:23Have you ever been on a date?
06:28Of course I have.
06:31I've been to a lot of places with my father.
06:34I've been to a lot of places with my father.
06:37That's right.
06:39That was when we had our fifth date.
06:43The place was...
06:45A bench near the Kumanori Zoo.
06:48We held hands for the first time.
06:56Anyway, dating is fun, isn't it?
07:00It depends on the person you're dating.
07:03A boring guy on a date...
07:07He's the worst.
07:09The worst...
07:12By the way, what is that?
07:15No, it's nothing.
07:18I'm going to practice my swordsmanship.
07:22Aren't you going to have lunch?
07:24Yes!
07:27Shinobimaru!
07:28Is Shinobimaru here?
07:34Shinobimaru!
07:41Are you okay, Ariko?
07:43Let's go.
07:46Did you call me, Master Kenosuke?
07:52I have a question.
07:56Have you ever been on a date?
07:58Of course I have.
08:00It's a date where men and women go to various places together.
08:06That's all?
08:08Is that what you call a date?
08:11But this is easy and deep.
08:15If it doesn't work...
08:17You're the worst.
08:21The worst...
08:23My mother is like that, too.
08:25Shinobimaru, do you have any good advice?
08:27Master Kenosuke, why do you say that?
08:31Actually, I was invited to a date by Oden-dono.
08:35Congratulations!
08:38But if it's the worst, I can't be a man.
08:46Leave it to me.
08:48I'm studying it on TV and magazines.
08:53That's great!
08:55You're the best, Shinobimaru!
08:57Yay!
09:00Now, let's start the training.
09:02First, prepare a car.
09:04A car?
09:05Yes, that's right.
09:06It's a drive.
09:07A car is a must on a country date like this.
09:11I see.
09:12I got it.
09:13Wait for me!
09:21Huh?
09:26Oh!
09:29How is it?
09:30It's a Porsche I got for my birthday.
09:33Oh, no.
09:36This is...
09:38What?
09:40Is it bad?
09:41If you hit the pedal, you'll get tired before you get to your destination.
09:46Besides, this is a one-seater.
09:48I see.
09:49I'm in trouble.
09:51I suddenly stumbled.
09:53I need a real car.
09:56That's it!
09:58I'll borrow my father's car tomorrow.
10:02That's a good idea.
10:04Let's go to the sea today.
10:08Let's go!
10:10Wait!
10:12Are we going to the sea?
10:14It's so far away.
10:16A date is at the sea.
10:18Girls usually say,
10:20I want to see the sea.
10:23I see.
10:26Let's go.
10:48It's the sea!
11:18We're finally here.
11:26Why do girls want to see the sea?
11:29It's been decided for a long time.
11:35So, what are we going to do next?
11:37I don't know.
11:39I think it's normal to stop by a tea shop here.
11:43That's good.
11:45I'm thirsty.
11:47Look!
11:48There's a tea shop over there.
11:57Excuse me.
11:59Yes.
12:04Welcome.
12:05I'd like a cup of cold barley tea.
12:09No, you can't.
12:11Miss Kenosuke.
12:13I'm not an old man.
12:16I'm a young man.
12:18I'd like a cup of cold barley tea.
12:24Cold barley tea?
12:27Yes.
12:29I'd like a cup of cold barley tea.
12:34Yes.
12:43Thank you for waiting.
12:47Thank you for waiting.
13:01It's a very bitter drink.
13:03This is the taste of an adult.
13:06Thank you for the meal.
13:08I'd like four servings, please.
13:10What?
13:12That means...
13:13Hey, two servings each.
13:15What are you talking about?
13:17Miss Kenosuke,
13:18a man should treat all the girls on a date.
13:22It's against the rules.
13:24What?
13:25Is that true?
13:27Thank you very much.
13:31It's not fun to go on a date.
13:35It's strange that everyone seems to be happy.
13:39What are you going to do next?
13:42What?
13:44I mean...
13:46I'm going to...
13:48I'm going to...
13:50I'm going to...
13:52I'm going to...
13:54I'm going to...
13:56I'm going to...
14:02I see.
14:04Shinobimaru.
14:06Yes.
14:08Would you like to go shopping?
14:10Shopping?
14:12I mean shopping.
14:16I'll buy this handbag.
14:19Miss Kenosuke, please buy it.
14:21What did you say?
14:22I'm going to buy this handbag?
14:26Of course.
14:31A handbag...
14:37Can I go home now?
14:40No, it's not time yet.
14:42What?
14:43It's not time yet?
14:44Well...
14:46The usual pattern is to go to an amusement park or a movie theater.
14:51And then a concert.
14:53After that, you have to treat yourself to dinner.
15:02If I don't do that...
15:08People will say you're the worst.
15:13For a moment, I felt like I saw the world of hell.
15:17Get a hold of yourself, Miss Kenosuke.
15:25Hey, hey, hey.
15:27Wait a minute.
15:28What is it?
15:29I don't think I've seen you before.
15:31You're a stranger, aren't you?
15:33This is our way.
15:36Leave the pass.
15:38Leave the pass.
15:41All the money.
15:43Or do you want to get hurt?
15:45Don't be stupid.
15:47This is the way of the world.
15:49I don't have a duty to pay you.
15:51That's right, that's right.
15:54Even if you don't have it, you'll have a lot of money tomorrow.
15:58This kid is against it.
16:01Interesting.
16:03I'll give you a tip.
16:09Miss Kenosuke.
16:14I'm sorry.
16:18I won't let you do it.
16:26I won't let you do it.
16:28You're cute.
16:29I'm really going to kill you.
16:39This guy seems to be able to do a little bit.
16:41Interesting.
16:54Miss Kenosuke.
16:55This is a chance.
16:57What?
16:58If you beat these guys on tomorrow's date,
17:01If you beat these guys on tomorrow's date,
17:05I'll give you a chance to say that you're the best.
17:09I see.
17:11All right.
17:12What are you talking about?
17:16What?
17:30What?
17:45What?
17:58I won't die.
18:04Shinobimaru, how was that?
18:06It was great.
18:08I'm going to have a great date tomorrow.
18:11I'm going to have a great date tomorrow.
18:14That's great, Miss Kenosuke.
18:16That's great.
18:32The plan is perfect.
18:34All right.
18:35Let's go.
18:38Have a good day.
18:44Have a good day.
19:02Miss Kenosuke.
19:04Miss Kenosuke.
19:14What's going on?
19:16What's wrong?
19:23Miss Kenosuke.
19:44Miss Kenosuke is the worst.
20:14The story of a man and a woman.
20:18A car and money.
20:20With that hand and this hand.
20:22The preparation is perfect.
20:24The rest is easy.
20:25That's it.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, my God.
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