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00:00Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:22Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might
00:32Yay!
00:33I tell ya, I won't have it, woman. I won't have no trespassin' on my property.
00:38Oh, but Pa, my cousin Rufy ain't trespassin'. He's a visitin' kinfolk.
00:44Kinfolk? Bzzzt! Them is the worst kind of trespassers.
00:48Now, Pa, oh, Rufy's a bachelor cousin. Man, after all these years, he got himself a woman, and we gotta be hospitable.
00:58Pa, Pa, I'm-a makin' chicken chitlins, specially...
01:06Chicken chitlins? You ain't cook chicken chitlins since my grandpappy fell off the barn and broke his upper plate.
01:15Oh, thank ye, Pa.
01:19Enough of that, woman. Get on to them chitlins and let me breathe some.
01:26Oh, you are a conniving female.
01:38That must be Cousin Rufy and his new bride.
01:43Howdy, Cousin Louisey, Snuffy. We is here.
02:02Great balls of fire! What in tarnation is goin' on around here?
02:07This is my bride, Cousin Snuffy. Cousin Louisey, meet the ex-winner, Smith.
02:13Howdy.
02:16Oh.
02:30This here is Zeke, Boo-Boo, Lottie, Belly, Whammy, Blue-Eye, Mandy, Mindy-Mindy, Lamuel, and Sam.
02:39He was named after our horse.
02:45Bedtime, chitlins.
03:02I swear to you, Sparky, they'll stay till high noon tomorrow, and then...
03:09You sure got yourself a right nice, ready-made family, Cousin Ruf.
03:16Oh, that's right, Louisey. Like right out of the catalog. One of each kind.
03:21Yeah.
03:23Morning, Cousin Snuffy. Sleep well?
03:26Yeah, sleep well. Like a horse.
03:39Now, you don't cut that out.
03:42Oh, I'm right sorry for their poor manners, Cousin Snuffy.
03:46Great balls of fire. I'll just break some hay with old Sparky.
03:52High noon, that's all.
03:54Kids is kids, but these is polecats.
03:57Hey there, Snuff. I hear you tell you got yourself a Miss Kinfolk visitin'.
04:03Kinfolk? Ha! It's a good thing you dropped by, Doc.
04:07Cause in a few minutes, you can tend their wounds if they don't get off my property.
04:12Now, Snuffy, you can't chase no blood relations away.
04:17No, but I can chase bloody relations away.
04:21All trespassers, polecats, and Kinfolk.
04:24When I count up to, uh, uh, two, I want you all to get...
04:30Hi, Uncle Snuffy.
04:32One, two...
04:34Hold on there, Snuffy. Now, just hold on.
04:37You can't chase these Kinfolk nowhere.
04:40They all got them, the measles.
04:43This place is quarantined for a week.
04:48You too, Snuffy.
04:50Oh, great balls of fire.
05:00My, Snuffy sure do take to his new Kinfolk roof.
05:04He's so new.