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00:00Hey, what do you think, boss?
00:22He's perfect.
00:23Hey, bud.
00:24Hey, bud.
00:26My name is Snuffy.
00:27Hey, Snuffy.
00:28How'd you know my name?
00:29Everybody knows your name, Snuffy.
00:30Psst, come here.
00:31Stuffy, I want you to meet my business associate, boss.
00:32Boss, this is Snuffy.
00:33Snuffy!
00:34Not the Snuffy.
00:35Yep.
00:36He's perfect.
00:37Having fun in the big city?
00:38Heck no.
00:39Ain't pretty like the hill country.
00:40We'd have been home a long time ago.
00:41Snuffy.
00:42Snuffy.
00:43Snuffy.
00:44Snuffy.
00:45Snuffy.
00:46Snuffy.
00:47Snuffy.
00:48Snuffy.
00:49Snuffy.
00:50Snuffy.
00:51Snuffy.
00:52Snuffy.
00:53Snuffy.
00:54Hey, Snuffy!
00:55We'd have been home a long time ago!
00:56Except we ain't got money for a mule and wagon.
00:59Snuffy, we're gonna buy you that mule and wagon.
01:02Sir, I don't accept mules from strangers!
01:06Oh, this isn't charity pal.
01:08It's a sort of a swap.
01:10Oh, that's different.
01:11What do I have to do?
01:12Practically nothing.
01:13Just take this bag and walk across the street to that building over there.
01:18Is that all I gotta do?
01:19Just about.
01:20And, when you get inside, ask for Mr. Watt.
01:24He's a friend of ours.
01:25You give him the bag and this note,
01:28and he'll give you the bag back,
01:30and you bring it to us.
01:32Is that all?
01:33That's all.
01:34But don't read that note.
01:35It's, uh, poisonal.
01:37Sir, I never tamper with the New United States mail.
01:41And besides, I can't read.
01:43Poific.
01:43Just poific.
01:45You know, you can't be too careful.
01:47There's a lot of city slickers hereabouts.
01:51He's poific.
01:52You mean, poific?
01:54Yeah, boss.
01:54That's what I meant.
01:56Poific.
02:00Friend, can you tell me where I can find Mr. Wad?
02:03Right over there, friend.
02:04Last cage on the right.
02:06Thank you, friend.
02:16Are you Mr. Wad?
02:18Yes, I'm Mr. Wad.
02:20I got something for you.
02:25I've got a gun.
02:27Put all the money in the bag,
02:28and don't make a sound.
02:31Black rimmed and flubbed,
02:32and it's sort of clean these windows.
02:38That bandit, hurry up.
02:40No wonder them fellas didn't want to come in this here nut house.
02:44I'm gone, friend.
02:49Gosh dang pushy revenuers.
02:53The song of the big city.
02:55Would you gentlemen know what all the noise is about?
02:58Having a grand opening at the bank.
03:01I'm going to have a great time.
03:03I'm going to have a great time.
03:05I'm going to have a great time.
03:07I'm going to have a great time.
03:09Having a grand opening at the bank.
03:11No fateful day.
03:14Hi, Google.
03:15I see you met my new friends.
03:17Your friends?
03:18Yep.
03:19They're going to give me a mule and wagon
03:21just for bringing them this little old black bag.
03:24Here, Google.
03:25Give it to them.
03:26We'll start to tell Louisie we's gone home.
03:28It's yours, cuz.
03:30Correction, it's ours, cuz.
03:33And they're going to give us a mule and a wagon.
03:35I'd like for you to meet them.
03:37Oh, such nice folk.
03:39They're right over there.
03:41Where'd they get off to?
03:43Maybe they went to get the mule and wagon, Pa.
03:46Well, we'll just sit here and wait.
03:49That little chore just flummored me out.
03:53Hold on.
04:07Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, one at a time.
04:10Chief, you haven't told us a thing yet.
04:12No clues, none.
04:13We have a deadline to make.
04:14Gentlemen, we've got pictures of this fiend,
04:16and they're being developed right now.
04:18Here we are, Chief.
04:19We're right out of the high pole.
04:21Gentlemen, this is our criminal.
04:27This is your man, Chief?
04:29My man?
04:30It's a hat.
04:32Why me?
04:34Why me?
04:36Hitch-dry! Hitch-dry!
04:39Hat rubs bank! Hat rubs bank!
04:42Now, now, here's the dope on the hat.
04:45Color, black, size seven and one quarter, type Hellbilly.
04:51That's it.
04:52Now, where is he?
04:53On the corner of Main and Elm.
04:55Attention, car 23, pick up the hat.
04:57Corner of Main and Elm.
04:58This is a dangerous criminal.
05:00Proceed with utmost caution.
05:11All right, what did you do with the loot?
05:12What's a loot?
05:13The loot you took from the bank.
05:14What's a bank?
05:15What's your mall have to do with this?
05:17Grand Boulder Fire, what's a mall?
05:20Her, her, her's a mall, she's a mall.
05:23Oh, you hear that, Louise?
05:25You're a mall.
05:26Oh, that's sweet, honey poet.
05:31Did he sign the confession?
05:33What's a confession?
05:34Did he tell you what he did with the loot?
05:36What's a loot?
05:37Loot, loot from the bank.
05:38What's a bank?
05:39Why me?
05:41Why me?
05:51Louise.
05:56Louise.
06:00Paul, wake up.
06:02Oh, Paul, wake up.
06:03Barney's in trouble.
06:05How can you tell, Ma?
06:06Well, I heard him in my head.
06:08He's a-calling for me.
06:09I don't hear nothing.
06:10Well, listen, honey poet.
06:12Louise.
06:16Let's go find him, Ma.
06:18Time's a-wasting.
06:20So long, friend.
06:21So long, friend.
06:23They're getting away.
06:24After them.
06:25Why me?
06:26Why me?
06:30That-a-way.
06:35That-a-way.
06:51That-a-way.
06:58And so, gentlemen, as you see, Mr. Smith here was just an innocent pawn.
07:02What's a pawn?
07:03In the hands of these two, uh, uh, fiends.
07:06Ah, thank you.
07:07Fiends.
07:08We're fiends?
07:09Oh, sure.
07:11Mr. Smith, as your reward, the last national savings bank has authorized me to give you this gift certificate.
07:15Good at any Fifth Avenue shop.
07:17Good for one mule and one wagon.
07:20Did you hear that, Ma?
07:22We're going home.
07:23That is nice, honey poet.
07:26Congratulations, Mr. Smith.
07:27And in the words of the immortal bard, William, uh, uh, uh, Murgatroyd.
07:35Murgatroyd.
07:36All's well that ends, uh, uh, uh, perfect.
07:40Perfect.
07:42Come on now, giddy up.
07:45Well, it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
07:50What do you think of the city, Ma?
07:52Perfect, honey poet.
07:54Just perfect.